"Inappropriateworkkisstoofastcan'tstopme" was such a cute line 😂 Marcus and Rosa were cute together while they lasted...

@silvaareadna6440

4 жыл бұрын

Miledith true... I’m still holding out for Rosa and Gina tho

@abhinavtheape5683

4 жыл бұрын

Haha lame

@wrenclark4907

4 жыл бұрын

Silva Areadna bruh what?!?!?

@silvaareadna6440

4 жыл бұрын

Eleanor Clark its a thing, look it up!

@wrenclark4907

4 жыл бұрын

Silva Areadna People ship Rosa and Gina?!??!?

Scully's expression when Rosa describes her happy place is priceless

@jeremai3482

4 жыл бұрын

Karthik Krishna ur 1k like

@bennysimon1473

4 жыл бұрын

Karthik Krishna It really is

@coffeecartoons5345

4 жыл бұрын

Yup

@indigo9394

3 жыл бұрын

Yess that’s what I was thinking too!!!😂

@the07pattyvonne

3 жыл бұрын

😂 I totally missed that

“What kind of women doesn’t have an axe?” I wanna be her when I grow up.

@thisisfine4093

3 жыл бұрын

@Gandalf in Heels a sharp one.

@MJ-contentX

3 жыл бұрын

Same lol

@ChocolateMuffin308

3 жыл бұрын

nah you don't. She clearly had been deeply traumatized and hurt and now has to wear this shield of coldness

@malikthemadman

3 жыл бұрын

I'm male and I want to be her when I grow up, but seriously I live in Australia I have an axe for splitting wood.

@jeanne2043

3 жыл бұрын

@@ChocolateMuffin308 I already passed that

“Please stop threatening the stenographer!”

@bakyazikyeswa580

4 жыл бұрын

I don't even know how she was still typing

@Jampolo_OG

4 жыл бұрын

She shut down from fear and her body moved on its own

@tathoiclassicalindianbollywood

4 жыл бұрын

@@bakyazikyeswa580 oh as someone who does minutes we could literally be doing a fire evacuation and coordinate the whole rescue operation while taking minutes about who said what when where how and why, with actions labeled with completion timeline and progress. it's not a choice it's a habit. 😂

@Mattythegoatsubgrappling

4 жыл бұрын

M. What b. I. I.

@Ejiro__Kirishima

4 жыл бұрын

Great job you successfully quoted something without saying anything else about the quote.

Am I the only one that loved Rosa's bachelorette parties? All three of them did something in an area they were experts in (Gina terrorizing her nephew, Amy's quiz and Boyle's restaurant) but put their own Rosa-spin on it. It was not only hilarious, but so sweet seeing them bond like that.

@miriamrosa1593

4 жыл бұрын

This it's lies

@thedashaw5791

4 жыл бұрын

Loved it

@ishapattanaik9122

4 жыл бұрын

I thought everyone loved those 3 parties. I mean, if anyone throws me those kind of bachelorette parties, I would die of happiness.

@amandafernandes558

4 жыл бұрын

It was genius

@matthewclokus7311

3 жыл бұрын

I thought they were her birthday parties, since rosa isnt married

"Let's go shoot my nephew." That is PROBABLY my favorite Gina line

@miriamrosa1593

4 жыл бұрын

Lies break the chaines in the name of Jesus

@caseys2698

2 жыл бұрын

@@miriamrosa1593 chaines

@Igarappappa

Жыл бұрын

My favorite was the sound she made when the bus hit her.

"Please have my children" 😂😂😂 couldn't relate more

@Starmadien2019

4 жыл бұрын

She's beautiful and powerful.

@jackierocha5096

4 жыл бұрын

And radiates levels of confidence that no human being should be capable of possessing

@gordonramsayslambsauce

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@straddlcr7322

4 жыл бұрын

Timestamp? :)

@thisisajang

4 жыл бұрын

@@straddlcr7322 3:12

Rosa Diaz doesn't have tear ducts. She imports them from from her enemies eyes.

@samanthasanchez9925

4 жыл бұрын

Landsraad that is probably the case because the only time I've seen her cry is when Adrian Pimento left in the episode " paranoia" and when she thought she he was going to come back in " the night shift"

@sebastienvondoom8615

4 жыл бұрын

@@samanthasanchez9925 What about Marcus?

@aviezerscop401

4 жыл бұрын

@@samanthasanchez9925 she's had unshed tears in her eyes a lot more

@blairbrown4812

3 жыл бұрын

I didn't know Rosa Diaz was a Klingon

@kmallory100

3 жыл бұрын

Facts.

" I reach down his throat and shake his hand..." Chilling...

@womfnv

4 жыл бұрын

She vibin yo

@weird2928

4 жыл бұрын

Chilling, but inspirational 😂😂😂

@AlessaParker

4 жыл бұрын

Scully's face tho 2:38 I never noticed that before LOL

@gh0st._.279

3 жыл бұрын

Inspirational

@ms42662

3 жыл бұрын

She really paints a picture doesn’t she 😂 🤣

Can we appreciate the fact that she didn’t spill her coffee when she twisted Hitchcock’s hand?!! Like what?!😂😂😂

@johnmarkconnolly6414

2 жыл бұрын

It was stunt a stunt coffee. No coffee in the cup. They did multiple takes so they could show the real cup in the before and after, but the stunt coffee during the character’s take down. Then they stitched it together in post. Did a really good job, too. Looks like a single shot!

She would make an excellent SHIELD agent

@Formless_Blob

4 жыл бұрын

YES

@thesuper2130

4 жыл бұрын

At this point, I’m convinced she could fight off Ward and May at the same time.

@Formless_Blob

4 жыл бұрын

@@thesuper2130 I can see that

@miriamrosa1593

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you

@briankao6833

4 жыл бұрын

if she was, she could be below black widow, but above most of the cast from agents of shield

Nobody: Not a single soul : Rosa: What kinda woman doesnt have an axe.

@jackierocha5096

4 жыл бұрын

That line makes me wanna get an axe

@klillym1461

4 жыл бұрын

I have an axe. And two broadsword, also a quarter staff.

@blueglaze1514

4 жыл бұрын

a dead one

@sonicthefrogedhog8656

4 жыл бұрын

The answer is a woman with no fears Rosa must be scared 😱

@jamesgreene6817

4 жыл бұрын

I was thinking what kind of American doesn’t have a gun

Rosa: Also, this clock. Holt: ......ttthis isn't ours.

@allisoncarter1931

4 жыл бұрын

Kevin: good heaven!

@justadeadlittlebean7833

3 жыл бұрын

Me: 🤣🤣🤣

"MaN DiD CrImE" I died 🤣🤣🤣

Has anyone else notice that in the first season Rosa's voice starts high and gets deeper lol

@ApeniGirl

4 жыл бұрын

Galaxy 8926 yes 100%

@AMBA-lf5bi

3 жыл бұрын

Your absolutely right

@Falicity345

3 жыл бұрын

She didn’t sound menacing enough and was too close to her actual self versus a separate identity she was supposed to be encompassing

@tigerlover47

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah. Stephanie Beatriz was still perfecting her Rosa voice in the first season

@hyperion9793

3 жыл бұрын

That's Stephanie's voice adapting to it. She has a rather high voice normally.

Her face and voice when she said “everyones about to get real hammered” was perfect

Just like a 13-year-old boy to challenge _cops_ to a paintball tournament

@miriamrosa1593

4 жыл бұрын

Investigating this incident of paint ball

@razor4046

3 жыл бұрын

if rosa was in U.S. Military, she would excellent with AR's snipers, shotguns, load those with paintballs, the 13yr old boy about to challenge Rosa a expert with guns

@naveerarizwan5329

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr

"What kind of woman doesn't have an axe?" The way she says it makes me feel guilty for don't have a axe

@DXAB91

Жыл бұрын

You can borrow one of mine until yours comes in from Amazon. Or go to Home depot

8:47 I love the sheer joy after Boyles says they will be demolishing the restaurant. She just screams YEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! and it's so perfectly Rosa.

@helenaEFFERVESCENC3

4 жыл бұрын

embrezar that is how I’d react if I was told I could demolish a restaurant

@embrezar

4 жыл бұрын

@Panic Chicken the Third: It does sound like an awful lot of fun... break everything in sight, all harm, no foul. Awww, now I want to demolish something. I even have an axe in my cupboard just waiting for some destruction.

@aviezerscop401

4 жыл бұрын

@@embrezar aww, wish I had one

@TRUSTeTMguest

3 жыл бұрын

Then we she picks him up :3

Boyle casually eating intestines while chaos is erupting behind him, such a classic scene hahaha

Rosa: also this clock Kevin: Good Heavens... Holt: this isn't ours

😂😂😂 Rosa: His mom put this stupid braid in my hair. Doug Judy: Oh, looks beautiful. [Rosa cuts the braid off with a pen knife] Doug Judy: Please have my children.

@miriamrosa1593

4 жыл бұрын

Stop lies

I really love how the Charles-Rosa relationship developed. Started with unrequited love and turned into this really fun platonic friendship

Rosa's smiled at Jake. Like twice. In 6 years.

@renameagain5808

4 жыл бұрын

Well they have known each other since the academy, and there are *7* seasons so I'm sure it was more than twice

@renameagain5808

4 жыл бұрын

@Hype Kingzz oh yeah shit lol

@marsh3336

4 жыл бұрын

@@renameagain5808 nope Rosa never smiles

@renameagain5808

4 жыл бұрын

@@marsh3336 I re-watched the entire show and, to my surprise, she actually smiles A LOT. I was shocked but she actually is smiling so much when someone else is talking or doing something funny.

That Charles' laugh at 2:04 always gets me 😂😂😂

@australiathecountrycontine2377

4 жыл бұрын

Aditya Trifaley hyena style

@iamcoolrealnotfake5486

4 жыл бұрын

He sounded like a chicken

The best part about threatening a stenographer is that the stenographer, while scared, has to write it all down.

This is how you write strong, LIKEABLE women characters. Capable, funny and a badass who also happens to be a woman. Better then being a strong and capable badass because they're a woman.

@marialerin6014

4 жыл бұрын

@@sbraypaynt b99 has a lot of strong woman in it, all different and Rosa is one of them, is not a sicko, in the end she have a very soft side with her friends

@debjoy12

4 жыл бұрын

what? gross! Rosa those are our dads!

@floodsye

4 жыл бұрын

There's shows written with scripts where a person is "badass" because of their gender? Oh wait, nearly every 80s to 90s action movie...big muscles = badass.

@DthepopeP

4 жыл бұрын

@@floodsye yeah but we don't live in the 80's and 90's you fuckin donkey.

@miriamrosa1593

4 жыл бұрын

Amen thamks

"fine, I'll apologize, I'm a very sweet person" 😂😂😂

@thedashaw5791

4 жыл бұрын

Magical Yumicorn her giving him the toy cop set is literally my favorite Rosa scene lmao

@magicalunicorn5533

4 жыл бұрын

@@thedashaw5791 same here! 😂

@emmaray6215

3 жыл бұрын

“Outta my way Chunk”

“Please have my children” is a mood 😂

Am,I the only one who Thinks Rosa Is Like Sam Puckett from ICarly and Jade from Victorius

@birck4293

4 жыл бұрын

Same file

@Doknot-tb9ey

4 жыл бұрын

She's Sam and Jade put together.

@paradise9265

4 жыл бұрын

YES!

@jlo2715

4 жыл бұрын

Except Rosa’s way more likable than Jade

@upgradedsg1tea

4 жыл бұрын

Combined

Rosa: **shoots someone with a paint bullet** Person who was shot: OW Rosa: Oops.

“let’s go shoot my nephew” 😂😂 gotta love gina

0:50 don't touch someone without their permission.

I am SHOCKED, shocked and appalled I tell you, that the compilation doesn't include Rosa stoically and badassly taking Holt's 40-minute tirade about the verb "BOOOOONEEEE"

Rosa, Ron Swanson, Dwight K. Shrute are all my favorite people

@lucychivers

3 жыл бұрын

Same!

@damonmyers4978

2 жыл бұрын

A battle between all three who do you think will win

@Jellybeanthecat743

5 ай бұрын

Rosa

My first word was dada... Such a shock when Rosa's normal....😂😂😂

"fine, lover boy it is..." "what did i just say charles?" "what did i just say?" "you said-you said not to say it,"

😳 Don’t mess with Rosa Diaz.

@kaitlnwhite6809

4 жыл бұрын

MikeRiderOOO Darn straight

0:40 I just noticed that hitchcock said "señor tickle and his NUEVE (nine) amigos"

@bilbobeutlin3319

4 жыл бұрын

So what?

@claireharmonson6565

3 жыл бұрын

I thought it was funny?

@Falicity345

3 жыл бұрын

It implies that he doesn’t have the traditional 8 fingers (thumbs aren’t considered fingers) or that one of his thumbs is classified as a finger (which is unconventional)

@AJC-bo1dy

3 жыл бұрын

Doesn’t it mean that señor tickle is finger #1 and the other 9 fingers are his friends

@claireharmonson6565

3 жыл бұрын

@@AJC-bo1dy yeah i didnt think about it that way

4:09 everyone stop to look at Rosa

@Cody_Wolf1

4 жыл бұрын

Nathan Yuhei She smiled- SANTIAGO GET THE CAMERA

@sonicthefrogedhog8656

4 жыл бұрын

It scares Rosa when she smiles I feel like she doesn’t because the thought of it would ruin her bad as reputation

Rosa’s dog and Cheddar must get their own spin off cop show called “the paws of the law”

@phoenixfire1074

2 жыл бұрын

Charles has two dogs. Maybe they could join

@sadiadagreat

Жыл бұрын

@@phoenixfire1074 Also Rosa's Arlo.

Did anyone realize that these ‘comedy bites’ are just reuploads of compilations made by Brooklyn 99

@samanthasanchez9925

4 жыл бұрын

SayWhat ChickenButt glad I am not the only one who sees that

@chimichanga269

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah they can only show clips (for revenue) that the show allows them to.

@katiepowell3939

4 жыл бұрын

Am I the only one who isn’t mad about it?

@florian2442

4 жыл бұрын

Does it matter? Probably a bit yeah fine. But they are hella fun to watch especially if you've already watched the show a gazillion times.

@richardgott4027

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah but it's another youtube video about Rosa. I'm willing to let it slide.

I relate to Gina when I'm drunk. No music dancing is a common side effect of alcohol for me

0:52 "Next time, I break it off". Yes, please.

@miriamrosa1593

4 жыл бұрын

Melvin and son were arrested for blood gang initiation we're they got arrested for being a drug dealer in castle Hill project as Mrs Rosa Diaz was working in the scene were Mrs Diaz fought Melvin son in the 3 Rd floor of the hallway in castle Hill projects we're both was fits fighting melvin son pick up a dog chaines to hit Mrs Rosa diaz in the head and in her temple Mrs miriam Rosa Diaz was beating him up with her close fitz when Melvin son knew Mrs Rosa Diaz was powerful with the hands he hit her with a dog chaines and did damage to her scalp head Mrs Rosa Diaz it's traine as a cop Melvin and his son assaulted Mrs miriamrosa who it's Lord Mrs miriamrosa d was investigating his drugs which he was dealing heroin inside the project of 2245 Randall in the Bronx n.y 10473 thanks Mrs miriam Rosa d it's still doing Lord's work in the blessed field now she it's being promoted for a new level waiting to be blessed

@melvina628

4 жыл бұрын

@@miriamrosa1593 How does relate to B99 or me?

anthony’s friends: play in a league charles, amy & rosa: are cops/detectives

Nick Cannon's relationship with Rosa did not go anywhere like his a"Rap Career."

@206beastman

4 жыл бұрын

What was the name of your alblum? Also je fuckd maria he wins

@ryuhitsuya21

4 жыл бұрын

@@206beastman apparently you didnt hear the warning

''im sorry can you make her stop doing that weird thing with her face'' ''crying?'' this gets me everytime

I love every character, but since this one is about Rosa - I think one of my top fav moments is when Doug Judy first appeared, and her slow mo of rolling her eyes. Ugh lol best

For the party scene, they recovered from being hammered surprisingly quickly

@miriamrosa1593

4 жыл бұрын

Amen

6:14 Whatdidijustsaycharles, whatdidijustsay🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Rosa is so freaking hot.

@hyperion9793

3 жыл бұрын

Keep it in your pants buddy.

@mihneamanta8636

3 жыл бұрын

@@hyperion9793 oh, that's exactly where it's going ;)

The fact that Gina's nephew thinks that he and his friend can beat a team of 3 cops and 1 Gina is disturbing

Gina’s nephew: we play in a league, a league Me: and they’re cops

I actually relate to Rosa the most, the only real difference in our characters is that she’s a lot more confident. Oh and I guess she’s less emotional

Rosa is my spirit animal and trumps any childhood crush I have ever had

'What kind of woman doesn't have an axe?'

Pleeeaasseee...they should know by now that the way to make Rosa smile is by hurting someone in front of her.

The best is when she breaks character and smiles slightly, it's rare but great when it does

"Outta my way, *chunk."* Ahh gotta luv her

Lmao scully’s reaction at 2:39 killed me.

8:23 Amy: oh Rosa: told ya! Best part by far

The way Charles says “Upper Cut” and “Corn Noodle” with such confidence gets me every time

I love how Jake is supposed to be the main character, similar to Jim in the office. But Rosa and Doug are still the best and funniest characters in the show

Off topic, but that Boyle-Santiago no-look High-Five at 6:30 is great.

I thought this video was gonna be about how Rosa doesn’t reveal about where she lives

@miriamrosa1593

4 жыл бұрын

(+) the Lord of heaven knows where I live in the name of Jesus amen

@prithamukherjee5732

3 жыл бұрын

@@miriamrosa1593 wtf

"Now is the time for groin stomping!" I LOVE IT!!

She’s my spirit animal

I have a feeling when filming the tickle bit rosa bust out laughing time and time again

I’ll make it simple MAN DID CRIME

@miriamrosa1593

4 жыл бұрын

Arresting the crimes

"what kind of woman don't got an axe" always iconic

5:15 LMFAO 😂🤣

Does it add to Rosa's badassry that she doesn't spill her coffee when Hitchcock tries to tickle her? Yes. I think it does.

Boyle casually eating while Gina throws palates

2:10 why is that me talking to my parents

2:05, Boyle’s laugh is ADORABLE, one of my B99 wishes is to see him dress up like the Pilsbury Dough boy.

Love is beautiful smashes, a glass cup. Sounds about right.

'What kind of woman doesn't have an axe?' lol😂😁😁🤣

Rosa is perfect

“Corn frickin’ noodle” 🤣

"Did he use a crayon?" Priceless!1😂

"What did I just say Charles, what did I just say?!"

That DA she was murder day dreaming about was Val’s boyfriend from the office! Naw it ain’t spicy babygirl 🤗🤗

@miriamrosa1593

4 жыл бұрын

Arresting all Killa of crimes and body's soul in the name of Jesus making Justice on all plays shows that's performing the mass

Doug Judy: “please have my children” Can you blame him? Lol

The look on Scully's face when Rosa described her "happy place" is too cute to miss. I miss this show that I need these doses of compilations from time to time.

"We play in a league, a League " They're literally trained detectives, shooting is part of their life wtf

@craigstoner2632

3 жыл бұрын

Actually. They actually are 🤦🏼‍♂️

2:04 Gotta love Boyle casually being a dolphin.

3:11 “Please have my children” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Doug Judy

I am a very sweet person. OUT OF MY WAY *CHUNK*

rosa : *breathes* doug judy : i love you

'Fine I'm great at apologising I'm a very sweet person' 2 seconds later 'Out of my way chunk'

CORN FRICKEEENNNN NOODLE -boyle 2020

Rosa is exactly what you look for in a best friend lol. Loyalty, a lovely sense of humour, and a bunch of hidden weapons.

Even the Doomslayer would bow down to Rosa.

2:04 I kinda like Boyle's laugh right there. I feel like I heard it somewhere though...

Please have my children....

2:04 that laugh tho

This..isn’t ours

@Jimothyjohns

4 жыл бұрын

M.K_The_Master wasn’t that Gina?

@MKProsD

4 жыл бұрын

@@Jimothyjohns Ye

Stephanie Beatriz is fire

for some reason "corn frickin noodle" is what gets me every single time

I would simp for rosa in a heartbeat