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@arecaceae

4 ай бұрын

nooo vulture is the best. I always loved his scenes

@lermajerms

4 ай бұрын

@@arecaceaebut imagine having to work with him. now THAT would be awful.

@pinkyhodgkins2185

4 ай бұрын

Someone needs to print the Holt mentor binder, I would buy that! 😂

@ran52475

4 ай бұрын

Usually KZread rankings muck it up, but this is actually pretty much accurate all the way through

@augustoeremita7940

4 ай бұрын

only disagree on Dozerman, at least he's somewhat competent (even if it's through meaningless efficiency)

Captain Kim needed more of a chance, but the way the detectives ran her out was pretty accurate.

@user-xu8bn7cb5n

4 ай бұрын

I'm just a little sad that none of them ended up properly apologize to her, she was such a sweetheart! I do get she's the way of showing how the detectives are ptsd to all the horrible captain, she's too good to be true and also shows how much they love captain holt, hope it was wrapped up better.

@mandong1389

4 ай бұрын

I'd like Kim more than Holt sometimes but she really didn't deserve that :(

@yohanedescends4683

4 ай бұрын

yeah i wish she was a captain for a few more episodes. very nice and likeable

@Kashis_Corner

4 ай бұрын

I didn't get that far, what happened to her? She seems so lovely.

@SoLbebrave

4 ай бұрын

​@@Kashis_Cornerif I remember correctly, she choose to move to another station at the same ep. Even only appear 1 episode but I like her a lot. Sad because her roles ending so quick

Miss Kim was the BEST (of the Holt replacements). Such a sweetheart omg.

@ailialo

4 ай бұрын

I hate that episode tbh. Jake and Holt were awful and I feel so sad for her :(

@pforgottonsoul

4 ай бұрын

@@ailialo i mean i don't blame holt and jake for being suspicious after having so many terrible captains but it is a shame she was the one that was actually genuinely good.

@user-nr3vg2xh6l

4 ай бұрын

But I heard she pops pills

@davidrichter3681

4 ай бұрын

I like when Holt called her a "stupid b". Classic sassy Holt.

@Moonbeam3575

3 ай бұрын

Cap Jeffords

Let’s be real, everybody knows Holt is the best

@user-sv5kt8qz3v

4 ай бұрын

lies, their OG captain bfor holt is better

@mrgrimreaper3404

4 ай бұрын

​@@user-sv5kt8qz3vD1 hater cuz everyone knows holt is the best

@corryburton9834

4 ай бұрын

I disagree

@user-oq2zj9yx5r

4 ай бұрын

Agree

@blametl4921

4 ай бұрын

Vulture is technically best he probably actually did make there precinct tge best one in Brooklyn

"Why is no one having a good time? I specifically requested it." Underrated line

@dokusalis197

2 ай бұрын

So true 😂😂😂😂

@brianmetet5545

2 ай бұрын

It's a meme now

I like that Seth’s final words could have been “get back to work”

@doctorsuave

4 ай бұрын

I think “tell my life I loved her…work ethic” was the perfect line to go out on

@andrewkomaniecki480

4 ай бұрын

Seth was not a bad captain

@dylankrejci9965

4 ай бұрын

@@andrewkomaniecki480sure, cuz screaming at your detectives to work faster, under threat of being called a failure, that’s a really healthy work environment

@user-lu9il2qv5s

2 ай бұрын

​@@dylankrejci9965snowflake 😂

@biggiracc

2 ай бұрын

​@@dylankrejci9965sounds like school

5:33 "Tell my wife... that I lover her... work ethic..." 💀🤣

Captain Holt is obviously the best one but Captain Kim could've been legendary as well. It's probably one of the most accurate things about the whole show. She was absolutely perfect but because the whole squad were already so connected with each other they all thought of ways in which case Kim would be bad for their precinct.....and then of course Jake sneaking around her bedroom and letting the dog out wasn't the best move😂

RIP Cpt. Holt 👮🏿‍♂️ Thank you for everything you did for us Mr. Andre Keith Braugher You served more people in more ways than you could ever imagine

@matthewshanpru2682

2 ай бұрын

He died??

@aundreanaphiffer3572

2 ай бұрын

Yes lung cancer

@devzeppelin

2 ай бұрын

@@matthewshanpru2682The actor not Captain Holt.

This should be titled Ranking Brooklyn 99's Captains From Worst to Holt.

@theo_2949

4 ай бұрын

Class idea

@allanorme2093

2 ай бұрын

The Vulture to Holt

@DudePeefect69420

18 күн бұрын

Same vibes as “From Ray to Z”

@AtomicSub

2 күн бұрын

From Ray to Z

I'd put Dozerman after CJ😂 at least he could wear his own uniform!

@jopalm3649

4 ай бұрын

And it's Bill effing Hader.

@Bubaiel

4 ай бұрын

Yeah and Dozerman actually cared even if his methods were terrible

I’m so emotional to see terry as captain finally❤😢

@anne_trnh

4 ай бұрын

terry did though

@CRiley-zx1ws

4 ай бұрын

Sarge becomes Loot becomes Capn

@anne_trnh

4 ай бұрын

@@CRiley-zx1ws amd at the end of the series they call him "captain jeffords"

When CJ is telling the story of how he became a captain, he never said that he was in the force before he got the title. There’s nothing anyone can say to convince me that he was unemployed before getting to be a police captain.

@itsthejavavoid

Ай бұрын

tbh i fully assumed that he was unemployed 😂

@MegaKnight2012

25 күн бұрын

He did spend nine years at the police academy (a six-month program)

I guess CJ never actively tried to destroy the 99, that is his redemption.

@evanblake5252

Ай бұрын

CJ had no qualifications or competency, we all know that, but he was a decent person. He was kind, and friendly. He liked people, and he did no harm (intentionally anyway), and it showed.

Captian Kim = Holt's Wisdom + Terry's Wholesomeness + Santiago's Charm.

Who let C.J became captain? or even a cop to begin with.

@danidoesmusic

4 ай бұрын

Have you watched the show

@iambiggus

4 ай бұрын

Well, he went to the wrong address because numbers are weird and then he tripped a major drug kingpin etc etc.

@sjoerdderks4731

4 ай бұрын

@@danidoesmusic yes, the question is who?

@danidoesmusic

4 ай бұрын

@@sjoerdderks4731 his superiors and the board, he arrested a major drug kingpin (by accident) and got accolades

@MCSPARTAN501

3 ай бұрын

He was unusually lucky and managed to take down some important criminals by accident

Holt was a father , mentor , protector and supporter of his squad including the times they showed he is a godfather for the child of one of the uniformed officers proving he goes above and beyond for ALL his squad

“Eek… oh this is a heart attack. this right here, this is a heart attack. oo it’s a big one, oo oo oo.” God I love how he undermines the pain of heart attacks like he experiences them on a daily basis. Which he probably does.

"Am fairly certain that's a dog" "It was dark"

@assassingod2004

26 күн бұрын

I'm*

went -chaotic evil -lawful evil -benign evil -non existent -YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM! -daddy

@LordBloodraven

2 ай бұрын

Deny it all you want. Kim was the mom we all wish we had.

@iainkilcar7463

Ай бұрын

@@LordBloodravenshe was like a stepmom that was actually a perfect mom but got rejected despite the fact that she was pretty much perfect

Rosa: "Like it?" Holt: "Not at all." Rosa: "You can leave." Holt: " Not a chance." The man was a true gem.

4:43 I love the bit where Dozerman hits the timer on his ipad and then bolts it out of the room.

@muchiramurage4815

4 ай бұрын

Yeah man😂

@merindhital9074

3 ай бұрын

Exactly That's so Sheldon Cooper

"Gots to have my puks." "Gots to!" The little nod that accompanies that makes it even funnier. We're due for a new best of The Vulture compilation!

Vulture was the worst captain Second is CJ Dozerman is actually getting more negative than he deserves. He wanted to do something good for the police compared to those two.

@marlon7826

4 ай бұрын

Doesnt matter, Dozerman is a maniac

@chronotempestus6590

4 ай бұрын

Eh, I'd much rather have CJ as a boss than Dozerman.

@devil1994

4 ай бұрын

@@chronotempestus6590 CJ is good if the workplace has nothing to do. True he is easy to deal with but he is practically a useless captain with no responsibility, no credibility and simply no brain. Nobody will go a police station where a captain like CJ works.

@yakobsoulstorm5187

4 ай бұрын

@@chronotempestus6590 I'd rather have Dozerman in charge of running the only thing that stops murders.

@Libellulaire

4 ай бұрын

Wanting to something good is all nice but when you're an abusive jerk it doesn't really matter. The guy was disrespectful, rude, insulting, he didn't consider any of the employees as humans (heck, he doesn't even care about humans), he didn't treat anybody decently, he wanted to essentially make everybody work to death like he did to himself. And by the way, he didn't even want "to do good," he just wanted to be as optimal as possible, to "win" as much as possible. He didn't actually care about doing something good for society. So even morally he's not up there. He was a terrible human being and a terrible boss. CJ is useless and a total moron, but at least he wasn't a terrible person, he didn't mistreat anybody.

Still mad about 99 phasing out captain kim. It was badly handled

@vource2670

4 ай бұрын

No

Dozerman is literally Dwight Schrute as 99’s captain 😅🤪

@AditrieVarshney

3 ай бұрын

Omgg that's exactly what I thought.

@schizophrenicandroid

3 ай бұрын

Does that make CJ the Michael Scott?

@AditrieVarshney

3 ай бұрын

@@schizophrenicandroid Fss, but maybe a tad bit worse.

@allanorme2093

2 ай бұрын

​@@AditrieVarshney I could see Micheal losing a bag of Cocaine and Dwight helping him find it leading to a drug bust

@user-vz6pz7yw1n

2 ай бұрын

Especially when he says question

i wish kim had stayed for at least half a season or more. she was nice and could've fit in well

@Marcelis

Ай бұрын

I gotta stop watching these, I’m spoiling myself

“Why is no one having a good time I specially requested it”

Dozerman might be better than CJ depending on the circumstances. For the 99 though, CJ's aversion to micromanage is fine as most of the cops seem to be doing their jobs fine. If the precinct has more Hitchcocks and Scullys, a Dozerman might be needed.

"do you know why Boyle doesn't slump?" "Because his whole life is a slump?"

Something the Vulture got wrong is that the sai is a blunt weapon, its not used for stabbing. Like you can definitely poke someone with it but to call it stabbing feels wrong

@EthanDarke

4 ай бұрын

😆 I was half expecting Peralta to call him out on that

@mazdakmina9493

4 ай бұрын

LOL It's the Vulture. He's wrong about so many things! It's completely accurate that he'd get that wrong! 😂😂😂

“Why is no one having a good time, I specifically requested it.” Freaking killed me 🎉😂

@mungus82

2 ай бұрын

Don't die

I hated the captain kim episode because it would have been so sick for her to be their captain for a bit but thematically I understand why the episode was necessary and why jake and holt acted like they did

@allisoncastle

Күн бұрын

Poor captain Kim:(

The last 5 minutes of this got me a little emotional. No one comes close to Captain Holt.

„I’m having a heartattack. Yes, I’m heaving a heartattack. Get back to work!“ -> Seth

There is simply no question, Holt. Period. Miss ya goat

Dozerman is annoying but he got the detectives done their job and become more productive (in the wrong way), but CJ is worse than him because he don’t deserve not only become a captain but also as a cop

Why is the Vulture not fired yet? It seems a little unrealistic he's not been fired yet.

@wickedshadesproductions5254

4 ай бұрын

A lot of people should be fired, including O’Suliven, Hitchcock and Scully and even Jake on occasion

@abdullahosmani13

4 ай бұрын

He has a government job, and he's like the boss at his own department, also he gets job done. Yeah, he steals cases, but they only see if he completed them or not, not how.

@bangitybangbabang

4 ай бұрын

Cops kill innocent people and still keep their jobs, this is more than believable

@thegreatandterrible4508

4 ай бұрын

Unrealistic they haven't been fired yet doesn't really apply to police. Also, he has an amazing record on paper because he steals other people's cases.

@welshyb2928

4 ай бұрын

Look up how hard it is to fire cops

CJ was definitely the vaguest and funniest! Missed his stupidity when he left! 😂

The fact that cj singing " you have the right to remain silent, come on and party tonight"want in here is a serious crime

A video like this actually makes me realise just how many captains the 9-9 had in the course of the show

@therealsapdad1942

2 ай бұрын

Yes, i believe thats the point

"Never vacation in Banff" This was the moment I began to believe every word he ever said.

A reunion will never be complete.

Captain Kim deserved so much better in the show but it makes sense why she didn’t

captain dad is the best

@375-Productions

4 ай бұрын

Dadptain!

“Boom i’ve already established my authority through my amazing sense of humor” 😂

2:53 You can see the part of his thumb that's missing on his left hand. A terrifying fact. The actor that plays the Vulture actually had to get part of his thumb and two of his toes amputated due to a bacterial infection that nearly killed him! 😱😱😱 He literally can't walk without feeling pain (which is insane, because he's running in so many scenes - not to mention the AllState ads where he does all those stunts)! 😭😭😭 But yes, that's why his left hand is always hidden or covered.

No matter what anyone says, The scene where Holt gets Huffy is the best scene in the entirety of Brooklyn 99, He said what every person, Officer, Detective or any law official must know and stand by, I would have loved if that scene was here.

I like that Captain Kim speaks to Hitchcock and Scully as "Michael and Norm."

Bill Hader's "EYYYY" is amazing

8:12 Finally! The axiomatic funniest scene in the entire series. How has it taken this channel so long to upload this scene here as a whole. They're a lot of dogs out here, right on top of each other. Seems fishy.

Dozerman isnt bad. He just wants everything to be efficient. The vulture and CJ are much worse

@camnunes8847

4 ай бұрын

Atleast with Dozerman he wanted work to get done, unlike CJ who straight up compromised a major drug case by losing a whole bag of coke

@yakobsoulstorm5187

4 ай бұрын

Dozerman was kinda abusive in the way he raised his voice, and piled absurd expectations onto his employees. He admits this at the very beginning "I've made promises to my superiors that I almost certainly cannot keep". Dude's not evil but he was really lacking in terms of emotional intelligence.

honestly dozerman and cj are equals to me. they're the exact opposite and i hate both sides to be a captain

The vulture is just too good at being evil? I love him

Seth Dozerman is the Dwight Schrute of Brooklyn 99

@shantalash5715

2 ай бұрын

And CJ is like the Michael Scott of b99

Captain holt the greatest captain to ever lived. He was tough, caring, and loved his squad. Andre was one of the best actors ever in this show and he left one heck of a mark. You’ll never be forgotten l.

Captain Holt always spoke like a true Captain😢 Edit: Captain's Seth's final words were literally work ethic-

I love holt❤. The wost capitan was the vulture and the best was holt. Rip holt ❤

“Eggs for breakfast? Further behind than I thought.” For some reason, my favorite line in the entire show right now.

Every time I see the vulture I think of “what’s up dummy” from 30 rock.

11:59 Now that is a good captain since she’s cool, has crazy connections, and is organized.

"You like it?" "Not at all." "You can leave." "Not. A. Chance." Friendship in a nutshell.

Great selection of clips for each captain.

@2:42 Sanchez deserved a promotion for this dramatic pause😂

Knowing there won't be a reboot in the future sucks... We miss you Andre...

CJ being the 99th captain is the equivalent of Creed becoming Dunder Mifflin's manager... a total wild card.

"why is no one having a good time? I specifically requested it" bruhhhh 😂🤣😂🤣💀💀

I never quite got Seth Dozerman when I first watched B99 but knowing Bill Hader's comedy it all makes sense now 😂

I busted out laughing when Captain Kim told Jake dj thought he’d be a good fit as a police liaison for the FBI. Like they really ran her out for nothing. Under Holt she really was the best 😂

CJ is arguably the most incompetent captain, however I absolutely love how Ken Marino played that character😂 He was the funniest Holt replacement for sure

I agree that the vulture and CJ as the worst captains and Jeffords and Holt as the best captains😊

I am here for everyone except number 1

@venkatakrishnanr1339

4 ай бұрын

Because I know who's number 1

"Okay Muchacoooos!!! Let's roll up on these muchachooos!!!" ~C.J.

All of B99’s captains. RIP Holt

I miss Andre Braugher as if he were actually family. R.I.P.

0:37 Terry leaning on the podium like he knows how screwed they are 😂

The first guy who also does those car accident commercials stopped aging at 40 in 2008. He literally looks the exact same. He’s been my man crush for years. Great body haha

The best is Holt, the worst is the Vulture. Others are debatable.

0:39 "So get All-State, and be protected from mayhem, like me"

God this show was so good

A bowline is a very useful knot. 16:35 Can' blame him. Next would be reef.

🥺 RIP Captain

Why is 4:22 low key hilarious? I can't stop replaying it. LOL

15:17 Terry loves being captain

The vulture actually was awesome! 😅

"Women love planning Parties its in the Bible" xD

off topic but the vulture was one of the coolest characters on the show.

There's only one captain Holt

I love CJ so much, but he should never have been a captain

We all need a Capt Holt in our life

16:53 Atleast now I know where someone was between 2010 and 2014

Mi serie favorita de la vidaaaa me encanta La he visto 15 veces

I honestly think the vulture was the best CO, literally non stop funny moments with him

17:11 whoever came up with this part, I love you! 💓

Holt is the forever captain of my heart

The vulture seems like an alternate where Tommy died instead of Johnny especially considered the brothers widow thing

Seth dozerman character is clearly inspired by dwight schrute

Everybody knew that vulture would be the worst and holt would be the best.

Captain Kim deserved better.

RIP Capt Holt(Andre Braugher)!