"They'll creep up on you" *and it's the next day* That is so mind boggling hilarious, I love it

@adamredmayne1326

6 жыл бұрын

The clap noise made me lose it hahaha.

@pmasher

6 жыл бұрын

I've only experienced this with a surgery. "Count back from 100...." I got to about 93 and boom I'm sitting in a different room with a nurse asking me questions. It was like a time jump in a movie.

@lucaswinsor4469

6 жыл бұрын

Can confirm, that is exactly what that feels like.

@adamredmayne1326

6 жыл бұрын

Huh, only experience like that iv'e ever had was waking up and falling asleep again without realizing it then waking up again feeling like it had been hours and the clock showing it had only been a few seconds.

@pat2rome

6 жыл бұрын

Pumpkin_Masher, same. Nurse came in, started switching out my IV. "What are you putting in there now?" "You'll see!" then it's after the surgery.

And from that moment Burnie's memory of that night was Neverclear

@retroirohgames9578

6 жыл бұрын

jake manickam goddammit Barb

@dragonsfire295

6 жыл бұрын

GOD DAMN IT BARB!

@BlackBlood297

6 жыл бұрын

Booooo!

@yaksher

6 жыл бұрын

nEverclear.

@thewandererofthelonesomero4104

6 жыл бұрын

God dammit Barbara

People could just make up their own stories about how drunk Burnie got super crazy that night, and he wouldn't be able to challenge them as long as their story fell in the space of the 12 hours.

@TheKasimkage

6 жыл бұрын

That's pretty much the deal with Ozzy Osbourne when he used to drink with Motley Crue. He has no memory of what happened, but they maybe have some idea?

@thundercat2000ca

6 жыл бұрын

I doubt it. Odds are if there wern't pictures of them together they might not have realized they partied together. This is Ozzy and Motley Crew we're talking about.

@TheKasimkage

6 жыл бұрын

I read about it in Ozzy's autobiography. He heard rumours of things like him snorting a line of ants of a popsicle stick or something like that and has no idea whether or not they're true.

@DXUnlimitedGamer

6 жыл бұрын

Let the fanfics begin

@Harshhaze

6 жыл бұрын

Hoxtolicious Burnie met the guy that counted cows for a living

The clap when he wakes up the next morning made this so much better lmao

“Don’t trust the blue. They creep up on you.” Sounds exactly like something Sarge would say. Ironic, since the video’s about Burnie, who voices a Blue.

@gavin_1973

3 жыл бұрын

Burnie also voices Lopez I think

@wordlesslfiddling

3 жыл бұрын

Sarge snuck into blue base at night and did it

"that means they creep up on you" "i wake up the next morning" oh my god that transition was amazing lolololol.

Oh yeah, I had a similar experience with blue margaritas. The bartender just said " This your last one and I'm not gonna serve anything else." I woke up the next day in a friends apartment that's some 50 miles away. To this day nobody knows how I got there.

Damn dirty blues...

@Frank_Ditch

6 жыл бұрын

LOL

@jackurquhart7994

6 жыл бұрын

SHOTGUN!

@awhochen1563

6 жыл бұрын

"You just got Sarge'd."

@jackurquhart7994

6 жыл бұрын

"you just got *explosion* god-dammit i messed up my one liner"

@beedoesthings8037

6 жыл бұрын

YES! YOU ARE AWESOME!

I had to look up what Everclear was. Apparently, it can be anywhere between 75% and 95% ABV. That's insane!

@websterri

6 жыл бұрын

You didn't know? its well known to be 95%

@Pedun42

6 жыл бұрын

jonathan saletri it depends on what state you're in. Max abv varies by state

@TJTroubleMaker

6 жыл бұрын

Yea its pretty rough, I tried Everclear on a friday in college and didnt get home til sunday. Best Everclear party filled weekend ever

@vadoom3353

6 жыл бұрын

Arturo Garza taste like straight up rubbing alchol

@BurakkuHishou

6 жыл бұрын

My dad has a story where he was out camping with some friends and they brought everclear and pop rocks with them. he said he was in pain for nearly an hour.

legend has it red vs blue was created that very night, those dirty blues

Waitress: theyre creepers Burnie: A W M A N

Burnie knows better than most what happens when you trust blue, and I'm not just talking about these margaritas.

Roses are red Don't trust the blue Those things are creepers They sneak up on you

@VeraDragon

3 жыл бұрын

You dirty rat

Sounds like a horror movie "It creeps up on you"

@SSVNoble

6 жыл бұрын

Bobby Shewan Like a snail

@bobbyshewan4229

6 жыл бұрын

SSV Noble I can see it now..... "Creepers". They creep up on you

That's amazing... but like, what's in that?! Burnie took a sip then BOOM, he's in his house apparently

@chadmasta5

6 жыл бұрын

Jinx The Babe Cannon apparently everclear is like 90 proof. That means 90 percent of it is alcohol. I don't know how much they put in those margaritas but obviously enough that you shouldn't have 2.

@LazzyVamples

6 жыл бұрын

Closest thing you can get to just drinking pure ethanol in a bar.

@bl_25meister9

6 жыл бұрын

It's not like you pass out after the first sip. You just don't recall anything from when you're drunk, which I'm assuming happened very quickly in this case.

@WinstonPoptart

6 жыл бұрын

chadmasta5 just say percent then

@FATPENGUIN96

6 жыл бұрын

In the US they quite often use proof (they also have %)where as everyone else just uses %. That being said the % is slightly different if your in the UK and France from the rest of the world, the % alcohol is measured at 15C rather than the American 20C temperature.

"I don't remember this at all." - The famous words of Burnie Burns

Memory is the key

@V2Blast

6 жыл бұрын

Church: "Proximity is the key." Tucker: "I thought memory was the key?" Caboose: "Yeah, and the sword. Sword is the key too!"

@alexei7187

6 жыл бұрын

Caboose: We should get a key ring.

@alexbrogdon8331

3 жыл бұрын

And I lost the key. Lmao

Good to have a much-needed laugh this morning.

@army6669990101

6 жыл бұрын

YEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

@kokirij0167

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah, much needed for me too. Even though i just had a first world problem (bought Prey for PC in a city near my town, they put in the PS4 disc)

@saysay8920

6 жыл бұрын

I know right, that mass shooting depressed me so much this morning. This cheered me up a little.

@JorgeAlvarez-vl5ee

6 жыл бұрын

pat2rome a

"Be careful, they're creepers..." Me: *A W W M A N*

@agentace1217

4 жыл бұрын

so

@thebachiever234

4 жыл бұрын

@@agentace1217 we back in the mine

I've done that. Went to a Halloween party in Pilsen, and brought along some beer and a bottle of House of Stuart. At about 1 AM, I remember looking into a Solo cup with an inch of scotch at the bottom and thinking, "If I drink this, that'll be the end of the night for me." Then I remember waking up on the floor wearing a cape.

I just moved closed to a Baby Acapulco, and they definitely changed the beta fish bowl margarita. Now they are just margarita chalices hahaha

Even Church knows not to trust a blue.

Animated adventures is one of my few favorite things I watch on KZread and it genuinely makes me laugh and smile.

As a waitress this seems like a nightmare

This was probably one of the better RTAA productions ever! Great job guys!

The hangover part 4

@Bionicman76

6 жыл бұрын

Dart Devious .... -ty

I love that his blackout brain managed to cut the memory together in such a cinematic way. XD

Burnie has had one crazy life, his stories are awesome, as are many RT employee stories.

This one is still, by far, my favorite Animated Adventure. It's just straight hilarious and never fails to make me laugh.

The animated adventures always immediately end up in my favourites!

It's always those Damn Dirty Blues...

0:44 hard cut to all those RTAA's where burnie talks about himself knocked out.

💙💙💙 *Don't trust the blue* 💙💙💙

@ThatKindOfGuy

6 жыл бұрын

starfixh Sarge wad right?!

@starfixh2885

6 жыл бұрын

Jason Kim No😂 I'm talking about what they said in the video

Looks like someone was Burnie-ng the candle at both ends...

@noraarcadia635

6 жыл бұрын

Haydeos God damnit Barb.

@TheObsidianX

6 жыл бұрын

He really blue it this time

@Jayce800

6 жыл бұрын

What really happened that night was (n)everclear to him

@royalewithcheese7

6 жыл бұрын

Haydeos how many KZread accounts do you have Barbara?

What a Super Duper Awesome video, Rooster Teeth!!!! Great job on the funny animation!!

I love the reference to the classic drunk Burnie RTAA with the bread.

I just love the look as the designated driver pushes the drink over to him

The most insidious Creeper is a drink (which is actually three drinks) called the Stop Light.

At some point during RvB, Sarge should totally say "Don't trust the blue. It will sneak up on you."

Enjoyed the effort for that extra minute.

Loving the little popcorn reference!

Purple rita - tequila, Everclear, blue Curaçao, crème de cassis, and lime juice.

this is the best one in a long time omg

I watch almost all 300 of these in a weekend

i once went to a 18 year birthday(when we are allowed to votes drive and buy liqeur) at 17:00 we had the starter meal and a friend and i drank 4 bottles of vine. the last thing i remember was us standing up between starters and maine course and gave a speech. the next thing i know - its the day after 15:00. im in the capital of denmark(the other side of the country) and having spent about 2000 dollars -had apparently also been in a fight were i knocked a guy out to top it all off i lost 3 teeths and was kicked out of a seven elleven where i had felt asleep after trying to trade my phone for a pack of smokes

@simonhylander1945

6 жыл бұрын

Clever Comment huh?

@simonhylander1945

6 жыл бұрын

Clever Comment well obviously english is not my native language. no im not six. yes it is messed up i kinda wished it wasnt true. but if thats more than you can believe. maybe you should spend more time drinking

@MetalMarauder

6 жыл бұрын

Simon Hylander and that's why I don't drink

@simonhylander1945

6 жыл бұрын

me too

@MLGRDR

6 жыл бұрын

Simon Hylander how do you end up in denmark while drunk lol

i love you Rooster Teeth, you're the best 👏

I had a similar experience where I had a blue margarita and the next morning I woke up I found my sink dismantled. From what my friends tell me, if I black out I just start taking things apart.

I like how the text on Burnie's body is flipped so that it appears the right way in the mirror. Intricate detail to consider.

You know... if I asked a bartender/server what was in a drink, and they got all dodgy and tried to pretend they didn’t know or what have you, I’d just never buy the drink and even tell my friends to do the same. If someone can’t prove it won’t hurt you: run.

Burnie:"I've never been knocked out" Me: "clearly you don't remember the rtaa where you were protecting that one kid"

I swear Burnie is just THE best storyteller ever

made myself an everclear Margarita while watching this

This is my favorite rtaa XD

The Hangover part 4, featuring the origin of Burnie Burns.

God I love Burnie's story telling

Those damn conniving blues! Always after our base!

Nice callback to popcorn Burnie.

Seeing Max in an RTAA is so great

You can't keep betta fish in those "small fish bowls". xD

God, I want a full length animated series about this one night.

Pretty ironic considering Brunie is a dirty blue himself

Gotta admit, this has been the longest RT animation i've seen so far.

Love the show keep up the good work

I love Max's design!!!

It’s stories like these that’s making scared of drinking. If I had a 12 hour memory blackout I would be freaking out.

Gotta add that drink to my bucket list

May have to try one of those margaritas next time I'm in Austin.

Okay just searched up Everclear... 95% alcohol

I'm the Drunk Burnie Returns guy, happy to be back for a cameo ;)

Burnie has the best stories.

This is Crazy pepole. Thanks.

this is amazing :)

I blackout like 3-4 times a year. The fun is in the mystery.

I can imagine some type of discount rave dubstep starts to rev up as she says that and it just stops as he wakes up

love me some of that everclear

"Dont trust the blue" *was the leader of blue team for the longest time*

I'm early... I was gonna make a rvb joke, until I heard Burnie speaking

This is kind of weird advice for Church to be giving out.

could some one link me the video to this podcast i cant seem to find it

I remember this story from the old Drunk Tank days. Good times.

I just had a cocktail for my 21st. Haven’t gotten blackout drunk or anything more than tipsy

I hope you didn't feel BLUE about ditching the tab for the drinks.

@dragonsfire295

6 жыл бұрын

GOD DAMN IT BARB!

Been there done that... more times than I'd like to admit

Firsthand experience! LMAO

everytime I watch an rt video I totally forget there's an obnoxious outro at the end

Good morning everyone

"Don't trust the Blue, it sneaks up on you." Oh my God they predicted PUBG

A video about burnie 21st birthday, posted on my 21st birthday!

General safety tip, never drink something if the person making it refuses to tell you what's in it.

weren't they on sundays together with rvb? was my perfect close up for the weekend... :( cant wait till next rvb-season / rtaa ....

I love going there for purple margs 😁

*IT'LL CREEP UP ON YOU!* -run-

that was a good beta fish drawing

Calling it right now, someone has made one Red Vs Blue Joke.... Nevermind, the video did it for me.

Honestly had a somewhat similar moment on my 21st birthday when I went out drinking except I didn't black out, I just got snippets of the night I had. I was bar hopping with my sister and her friend and I just remember being at one bar, stumbling to the bathroom, then suddenly we are at our house which was an apartment so we were walking up the stairs, then suddenly in my bed where I watch myself turn and vomit in a small trash can. The weirdest part was it was like I was watching a first person movie of what I was doing because while I could see everything I was doing, it was like I was on autopilot and I couldn't feel anything, I didn't even feel myself vomiting. I certainly felt it the next day but I essentially 'watched' drunk me stumble around drunk that night.

Nice videos guys

Theres a super old dude who used to go to my college in the 70's and he gave us recipes for a bunch of Everclear based drinks. Apparently this guy's nickname was Crash for reasons that you can infer. All of his recipes are ubiquitously referred to as "Crash Sauce"

first good one in a while

that was an accurate depiction of blacking out lol

Damn dirty blues…