I love how Gavin basically just created It Follows...but with a snail

@twotonedmonstar1544

9 жыл бұрын

I hadn't heard of that movie before the other day. The similarities are uncanny lol

Revisiting this after today’s news 😢 Thank you for everything, RT

The full five signs of death are 1. Decapitation 2. Massive blood-loss 3. Burned to an extreme amount 4. Decomposition 5. Stiffness

@juicywhiteman5850

6 жыл бұрын

No. The five signs of death are: 1. Head removed from the body 2. All burned up 3. Blood on the outside of the body I don't remember the last two.

@jeannevacca1328

6 жыл бұрын

No, those are the REAL answers.

@ThreadBomb

5 жыл бұрын

I assume these "five signs" are to make sure medics don't assume people are dead just because they can't detect a pulse.

@TeamJella

4 жыл бұрын

People can't die

Gavin's not so secret admirer who was that tv chef should have been there somewhere lol, loved that one.

R.I.P. Monty. ...and Ray

@colemacgrath555

9 жыл бұрын

Rays not dead

@Trenton2018

9 жыл бұрын

Who's ray?

@Abraxisvirus

9 жыл бұрын

MrDuckyJ you mean Roy from Trophy Chasers?

@wickedcosmos4304

9 жыл бұрын

MrDuckyJ HES NOT DYING (Ray Narvaes Jr) 2015

@jacob7358

9 жыл бұрын

Jonathan Moses we will always remember RAY NARVAES Jr. xxxx-2015

Decapitation: Separation of the head from the body is the worst case scenario. There is currently nothing medical science can do to put a head back on a body and make it work. Doctors can reattach toes, fingers, arms, legs and even penises, but collar-level separation is a deal breaker. Decomposition: Once the flesh begins to rot, there's no possibility of resuscitation. A word of clarification, however: flesh can die in areas around the body even on a live person. That's why frostbite turns black. When we talk about decomposition being a sign of death, we are suggesting the entire body has begun to decompose and that the person is not breathing and the heart is not beating. Postmortem Lividity: When the blood stops flowing, gravity takes over. The Latin term is livor mortis or blue death. Blood settles in the lowest points of the body, which depends on the position it's in at the time of death. Most of our victims die in bed, so the purple streaks on their backs -- similar in color to bruises -- will follow the wrinkles in the sheets and show that blood hasn't been circulating for quite a while. Lividity can show up in as little as 15 minutes. Postmortem Rigidity: There's a reason dead people are called "stiffs." Once the last little bit of energy is used up in muscle cells they get stiff, until enzymes created through decomposition begin to break them down. The Latin term is rigor mortis or hard death. The chemistry is complicated, but rigidity starts soon after death and lasts for days, depending on heat and humidity. Burned Beyond Recognition: The last sign of irreversible death is very specific. It refers only to victims who die of burns. This sign is pretty self explanatory: once a victim is burned so bad that he or she is no longer recognizable, there's no chance of resuscitation.

Lets face it. We ALL knew what number one would be!

@takashi0100

8 жыл бұрын

Gus' sarcastic jabs is the perfect buildup and Burnie and Geoff's laughter just makes me lose my shit every time.

What about Edgar is the one in the hole? That was a really good one.

Sweet list im surprised that the story about Miles and his crazy dad wasnt in this tho

@mcsproduction1432

9 жыл бұрын

Caliber Ice Lol I'm pretty sure when I made my original list it was in it but I had to cut a few things and that was one of them.

@CaliberIceVFX

9 жыл бұрын

yeah its all good its a matter of opinion too that was my fav of all time i cry every time i watch it.

@n8iveidiot13

9 жыл бұрын

MCSProduction That one was a personal best aswel but it is what it is.

My favorite audio clips ever from RT is Gavin saying, "Cuz it fucken hurts." in his amazing accent in response to an egg to the balls and the crying laughing tone of Burnie saying, "Did you just say headlight fluid?!"

The snail assassin better be on the list

No Kevin the drug dealer? xD

@moregasmthepowerful2959

9 жыл бұрын

Tell em Kevin sent you

@kevinsj99

9 жыл бұрын

Moregasm the Powerful I'mma I'mma hook you up...

@ThreadBomb

5 жыл бұрын

He cameo'd in the Vegas story. 24:21

I think the one with Michael and the weird neighbor should have been on here.

@commentcopbadge6665

7 жыл бұрын

What a stupid thing to think. Think of something else.

RIP montey one of the greatest minds i've ever seen in the animated industry

I love the last one with the original RvB cast losing it in the background.

I am concerned that Gavin won't be able to have kids. Question is whether that's a good or bad thing

gonna call it now and say Headlight Fluid is #1 Edit: I skipped to the end and turns out I was right LOL. Headlight Fluid FTW

@kurt7842

6 жыл бұрын

Kingg Salva it's a classic

R.I.P Monty

headlight fluid XD

Monty's just powered down, guys. :)

@TheHajvenKing

9 жыл бұрын

Too soon ...

@MongoSmash591

9 жыл бұрын

Screw that, it happened 4 months ago. You can only grieve for so long. Do you think Monty would want you still crying over him? No! Hed want you to go out and create!

@Seffy2878

9 жыл бұрын

Don't try to cover your self by saying what he would've wanted, different people grieve for longer times, you just made a very inconsiderate joke and you should own up to it.

@MongoSmash591

9 жыл бұрын

Dont try to tell people what they should do, different people find humor in different situations, you just made a very dumb reply and you should own up to it.

@MongoSmash591

9 жыл бұрын

***** Thank you, sir. Glad to see some people prefer to live and love memories rather than sit and cry over things they cant change.

here is ray's halo 4 picture/photobom if anyone is interested i.imgur.com/KGXTS.jpg

@hotaru8309

6 жыл бұрын

Musa.Joker The face he made just kills me. Thank you.

1:11 DUDE! The guy with the beard has four arms! O__O

@RamotheMonkey

8 жыл бұрын

That's Jack from Achievement Hunter.

@agentohio6956

8 жыл бұрын

Yup, pretty normal formJack.

@faceguy1089

7 жыл бұрын

John Hughes Omg! It must have been an animation error

Monty oum: man or machine

@trainwreck_tv3587

7 жыл бұрын

UselessMatt Hero*

We love this video, keep it up!

I feel donuts for cake should've been number 1.

26:35 OHHH THEY GOT RED VS BLUE JOKES!!

I always love the Chris Almond story😂❤

I'm so happy HeadLight Fluid was #1

only time where 9:11 was my favorite.

Man this video shows how far RTAA quality has come

Joel is caboose all hail the rvb tough dumb guy all hail caboose and his might ai freckels all hail the blue king

Rooster Teeth is absolutely hillarious

These always make me laugh. :)

I think Gav was talking about wiper soap

OMFG this is GOLD!

I personally like the one we’re Geoff painted the hallway black

I haven't laughed this much in years

Nice list, but it think that the last has to be remade to include the appetizer argument. Has to be one of the greatest things they've ever made.

Omg when the frame with #1 showed up i said to myself "imagine its the headlight fluid one" and then it shows i start laughing 😂 lol

#16 now Monty is permanently in sleep mode.

Ahahaha I KNEWWW IT! There was no way that that RTAA was not gonna be #1.

My suspicions were confirmed. Joel is Caboose.

This is a good list

It makes me really sad seeing Monty Miss seeing him in roosterteeth's videos :(

Liked the red vs blue reference at the end elbow grese

Man, I wish I could work with YOU guys, fun life!

Chris' Doot Doot, Gus the Social Media Hostage, Gus' Bathroom Encounter, and A Staircase of Assult...they definately belong on this list

I guess Monty had no more projects so he went in sleep mode forever

@TheUnbrokenGamer

8 жыл бұрын

Rest In Piece

@qwertyzxcvbn3174

8 жыл бұрын

I read this comment and thought "Wow what an asshole" I made that comment. I'm the asshole.

@otomeleifu

8 жыл бұрын

+Rpp Wing i was inclined to agree but you admitted it yourself so i don't fault you

Don't know why, but all this good content and I get caught at 7:53

That was the first time I ever heard gavin say fuck.

I knew what #1 was gonna be from the start.

I miss Monty. :(

My personal favorite is the sticks and flowers one

I feel like whenever Joel starts ranting about gold or stocks, they just force him into a straight jacket and shove him into a closet and lock the door 😂

I hope that paramedic never saw that because he probably gave the five signs of death correctly and Matt forgot. It actually is a thing. I think it is decapitation, postmortem lividity, decomposition, burned beyond recognition, and postmortem rigidity.

Decapitation: Separation of the head from the body is the worst case scenario. There is currently nothing medical science can do to put a head back on a body and make it work. Doctors can reattach toes, fingers, arms, legs and even penises, but above-the-collar-level separation is a deal breaker. Decomposition: Once the flesh begins to rot, there's no possibility of resuscitation. A word of clarification, however: flesh can die in areas around the body even on a live person. That's why frostbite turns black. When we talk about decomposition being a sign of death, we are suggesting the entire body has begun to decompose and that the person is not breathing and the heart is not beating. Postmortem Lividity: When the blood stops flowing, gravity takes over. The Latin term is livor mortis or blue death. Blood settles in the lowest points of the body, which depends on the position it's in at the time of death. Most of our victims die in bed, so the purple streaks on their backs--similar in color to bruises--will follow the wrinkles in the sheets and show that blood hasn't been circulating for quite a while. Lividity can show up in as little as 15 minutes. Postmortem Rigidity: There's a reason dead people are called "stiffs." Once the last little bit of energy is used up in muscle cells they get stiff, until enzymes created through decomposition begin to break them down. The Latin term is rigor mortis or hard death. The chemistry is complicated, but rigidity starts soon after death and lasts for days, depending on heat and humidity. Burned Beyond Recognition: The last sign of irreversible death is very specific. It refers only to patients who die of burns. This sign is pretty self explanatory: once a victim is burned so bad that he or she is no longer recognizable, there's no chance of resuscitation.

dude, you're missing "burnie.com" and "the iphone debate." those episodes are legendary!!

R.I.P Monty........ :(

I'm cry-laughing all though the last 4.

Headlight Fluid. Goddamn Gavin

THAT'S WHERE HEAD LIGHT FLUID CAME FROM

Number one gus definitely thought headlight fluid was real and played off that he thought it was dumb also

Saw the end of #10 and thought, "Of course it's awesome to be that stupid. Gavin's been proving that for years."

headlight fluid story is the best one

He doesn't want to go to the Vegas quadrant...

Dude, to this day whenever I'm with people eating almonds I always say "almonds?" in Burnie's Chris impersonation.

I knew headlight fluid would be first :)

Good judgement, except "the greatest rtaa of all time" should be first.

man, no horse puncher? that was the best!

My favorite is #1 as well. There are more Gavin RTAAs that I find funnier. But as a whole, these were all very funny. Thanks.

Never saw the earlier podcasts with Geoff on.

13:36 they were from the future.

#2 is my favorite one

THE NUMBERS JOEL!

Somehow, I knew what number one would be. I was totally right XD

The blue eyes RTAA

I wouldn't of let him take my pizza. By the power of logic and basic common sense, you make him look like a fool. Plus I'm not stupid like Gavin, I would of grabbed my pizza first.

@lanekai3242

9 жыл бұрын

Would've* I guess you're not as smart as you build yourself up to be. Sorry. I just had to.

@RealEnerjak

9 жыл бұрын

MakeshiftGamer I left the typo in on purpose. Also, a typo doesn't void someones intelligence, unless it's like really, really bad spelling and grammar. I make 1 or 2 typos per paragraph, compared to your average dipshit who makes 4 or 5 typos in every sentence.

@phrostphoenix454

9 жыл бұрын

Trinexx360 left typo "on purpose" HAH

@Crazyfrod

9 жыл бұрын

Trinexx360 haey. that is not ncie. i dont lave tipos.

@churchillscigar6039

9 жыл бұрын

That's nonsense mate, you made the exact same mistake twice. That isn't a typo - it's a lack of grammatical knowledge.

That is the first time I heard Gavin say "fucking"

Oh...so that's where RVB's headlight fluid gag came from?

the stealing cable episodes were funny as hell...

I got a tide commercial with gavin before the vid

RIP Monty :(

#6 - righty tighty, lefty loosy!! Berney not no how use tool good!

Decapitation: Decomposition: Once the flesh begins to rot, there's no possibility of resuscitation. A word of clarification, however: flesh can die in areas around the body even on a live person. That's why frostbite turns black. When we talk about decomposition being a sign of death, we are suggesting the entire body has begun to decompose and that the person is not breathing and the heart is not beating. Postmortem Lividity: When the blood has stopped flowing and is now at the lowest part of the body. Postmortem Rigidity: they've reached rigor mortis Burned Beyond Recognition: The last sign of irreversible death is very specific. It refers only to patients who die of burns. This sign is pretty self explanatory: once a victim is burned so bad that he or she is no longer recognizable.

Am I the only one that thought Ryan's Edgar in the Hole was deserving?

The snail is immortal, not invincible. Just smash it with a hammer.

I remember I got scared from a vending machine once.

Funny as hell

I saw one of those soda machines yesterday

@TheUnbrokenGamer

8 жыл бұрын

They're popular now in days

@camerontrivett3808

8 жыл бұрын

From where I come from they're only in Five Guys

We love ya Monty

@20:57 somebody get Catbug Burnie a Big Ol' Beer

Wgen gus hit his head on the table i fucking died laughing

omg I was wondering about the new vagus and the head light fluid

@gavinsapp564

7 жыл бұрын

Damien Lopez Vegas ffs

i agree with your list

RIP Monty Oum

of course #1 is a classic XD

Awww. No "Miles hacks the system"? XD

At first was thinking, what could be better than see you in Austin, assholes. Then number one came up and I remembered....Sad there isn't people like grapes

In my opinion Hot Dog Planes and “Pranks” should have been on there

i cant tell what anybody from rooster teeth looks like in real life besides gavin...