What do you call someone who has a nose but doesn't have a body? Nobody nose 🤓 Thank you for watching my videos

@negerkrab3000

4 жыл бұрын

first

@WillIsBad

4 жыл бұрын

Nose way you just made that joke

@farkler4785

4 жыл бұрын

CarlSagan42 Nosebody knows the answer

@supreme_jester2414

4 жыл бұрын

🍖🍖🍖🥔🥔🥔

@moooh3409

4 жыл бұрын

🤣👍

The year is 2045, Dr. Larl "Carlbox" Sagan has just revolutionized the scientific world with his "String Cheese-Tweezer Theory", curing humanity (but not himself) of its addiction to shinies.

@freezy3739

4 жыл бұрын

@Jreaming1212

4 жыл бұрын

How ironic, he could save others from the shines but not himself

@HomeofLawboy

4 жыл бұрын

Whatever happened on year 2042 tho

@sugarkainster8342

4 жыл бұрын

I have those same tweezers. They are for feeding snakes

@kwisowofer9872

4 жыл бұрын

Lince Assassino the jank choiche-a-shiny carlbox was invented by some Carl-blind colossal idiot with 42069 IQ in some universe where that worked.

I thought Rose was the name of his cat, so when he said he was bringing his girlfriend over I temporarily got _really_ worried about Carl, lmao

@wadewade2609

4 жыл бұрын

Mr Spaghetti LMAO

@tinkerermelon6599

4 жыл бұрын

Name checks out.

@mikkoollikainen1589

4 жыл бұрын

The cat is called Ruby.

@tech6hutch

4 жыл бұрын

The man likes cats, ok

@ChaosRocket

4 жыл бұрын

tech6hutch His name is Carl not Shane

Carl, what has four letters, occasionally has twelve letters, always has six letters, but never has five letters.

@destroyr7439

4 жыл бұрын

a mailman

@ExFragMaster

4 жыл бұрын

Impossible to answer!!!

@mr.eeggbert1340

4 жыл бұрын

What does have 4 letters Occasionally does indeed have 12 letters Always definitely has 6 letters And never does have five letters

@charliesteiner2334

4 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@TawksickMewtwo

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that's true.

"Something must be wrong. This looks like a hard platforming section." Oh how the mighty have fallen.

Cut to Carl five years from now in a padded cell and straight jacket “How did he make that setup...”

@ghornisbae1653

4 жыл бұрын

Jason Barry. Carl getting his own personal carlbox.

@KasioGames

4 жыл бұрын

Unbelievably underrated comment

@mordirit8727

4 жыл бұрын

At first I was afraid it would be "cut to Carl five years from now, in a padded cell and straight jacket, mumbling to himself: 'a word in this sentence is misspelled'..."

@petervansan1054

4 жыл бұрын

it was really easy setup too, like seriously...

@youdontneedtoseehisidentif4939

4 жыл бұрын

Yep, you could even see the switches being activated by the thwomps at the very edges of the screen

Alternately, "A" is a misspelling of "No." "No word in this sentence is misspelled"

@StriKe_jk

4 жыл бұрын

But a word in that sentence is misspelled.

@CarlSagan42

4 жыл бұрын

I am unreasonably upset at this, take my heart and get out of my sight

@dylanharding5720

4 жыл бұрын

@@CarlSagan42 I'll take it with a knife

@freezy3739

4 жыл бұрын

@mickgorro

4 жыл бұрын

@@dylanharding5720 Or maybe with tweezers?

18:58 "Hold on I have the perfect prop for this..." *Proceeds to grab, uhhhhh, a string cheese and a large pair of tweezers* .....ok Carl

@Lucashallal

5 ай бұрын

Lmao

Box: exists Carl: allow me to introduce myself

@lapidations

4 жыл бұрын

I really like the double sense in introduce.

"I get it now and I hate everything" -Carl "Ohhhh... I hate everything" -Rose Those who react the same to stupid jokes together stay together

when carl screams “stop” you know there are gonna be good levels

@naamloos109

4 жыл бұрын

Shellby typfoutje ken gebeuren

Average human: garage Intellectual: *C A R B O X*

@tech6hutch

4 жыл бұрын

car box

@SnailMan63

4 жыл бұрын

car box

@KamranShah2.0

4 жыл бұрын

car box

@mythrilspartan7028

4 жыл бұрын

carl box

@curatedmemes9406

4 жыл бұрын

car box

Once there was a little Troll just looking for a friend - then Carl showed up, spaghettied hard and took its little hand. Thanks for your great Troll-Videos and the Entertainment Mr. Larl 🧡☺👌🏼

@CarlSagan42

4 жыл бұрын

@freezy3739

4 жыл бұрын

@tudo8562

4 жыл бұрын

@jacobacon2158

4 жыл бұрын

@macmadness5932

4 жыл бұрын

How you can tell you are in an understanding awesome relationship: -You have His and Her computers in the same room.

@CarlSagan42

4 жыл бұрын

Sometimes just coexisting is the nicest thing ^_^

@exantiuse497

4 жыл бұрын

I spent a lot of time trying to find the wordplay in your comment, courtesy to the "misspelled" intro. You tricked me, damn it

@darthkarl99

4 жыл бұрын

@@CarlSagan42 Honestly you and Rose together are so cute.

Carl’s puns in every pinned comment gets better and better

@Spirrwell

4 жыл бұрын

Hello again!

@yourlocalraccoondealer8611

4 жыл бұрын

How do i always find you on the comment's section?

@arcanusvtuber

4 жыл бұрын

Dude why are you everywhere

@DoodleNoodle129

3 жыл бұрын

This guy is everywhere. *Im gonna make a religion out of this*

*Carl uploads in the middle of the night: "Carl why?" *Carl uploads in the middle of the day: "Are you okay? We're worried"

I love how Carl says in every troll level: "I need to think one step ahead" and the troll level keeps destroying him anyways

Carl:*scremes at beginning * Me: he's already in carl box

@underguise3844

4 жыл бұрын

*SCREMES*

@shawnboettinger4675

4 жыл бұрын

Hmm do you watch the vid

@deanstewart2382

4 жыл бұрын

Screams* Moron.

@shawnboettinger4675

4 жыл бұрын

@@deanstewart2382 lols ....

It's soooo adorable watching you interact with your girlfriend!!

@CarlSagan42

4 жыл бұрын

^_^ she da best

@MrRubixscube

4 жыл бұрын

@@CarlSagan42 she would be if you weren't the best already, nice try carl

@AGrayPhantom

4 жыл бұрын

@@CarlSagan42 I'd love to see you two play games together.

@Stephen_Brooks

4 жыл бұрын

eh, too bad she doesn't know what a sentence is

@melodywawichi802

4 жыл бұрын

@@Stephen_Brooks and you think carl did?

In today's episode of Intellectual Hour with Carl, we tackle one of the most advanced concepts in high-level science, String Cheese Theory

"I failed because I was bad, but i would've failed anyway..." ✓ I'm in this photo and I don't like it.

I'm glad you came back to the "double door" thing, because since the first time you said it, I can't hear anything but double door every time that cursed music plays, that and フローラルな香りbut that's another story...

@TactfulWaggle

4 жыл бұрын

i am pretty sure he says dumbledore lol

@geli95us

4 жыл бұрын

@@TactfulWaggle No no, I remember perfectly that someone made him a level with two doors in which that music played, as a joke

You know Carl has found his girlfriend when she responds with the exact same way as him: "A word in this sentence is misspelled" "I hate everything"

I would love to see Carl and his girlfriend play some multiplayer levels together!

Carl: Has a PhD Also Carl: “The word ‘troll level’”

@OmniscientWarrior

4 жыл бұрын

To quote Carl, "I'm not smert"

@tech6hutch

4 жыл бұрын

@@OmniscientWarrior reminds me of a quote from SuperJeenius: "I never claimed to be smart."

13:37 26:20 Those were just pieces of fine art. Thanks, Dave.

Take a shot every time he says “How did he make that setup”

27:41 - You're playing as Toad... Of course there's a ball on your head!

I love how at the end of these troll levels, Carl has been trolled so hard that he just starts questioning whether the flag post in front of him is real or not and approaches them slowly.

The word "hot garbage" and "troll level" were basically synonymous. Both of those are two words...

That moment you held up to go in the door, after daintily collecting the mushroom in pipe guys level had me rolling. Great editing for such a simple troll

the way that fireball flew over to you with the wings to light the bomb at 18:24 was comedy gold.

If I don't see Carl playing a troll level called Tweezers and String Cheese by the end of February, I will lose all faith in this community.

When you see an unreachable door, and see a CP1, you know the ending is coming soon...

you know you did something good when the video includes carl holding string cheese with tweezers and your level still makes it in the thumbnail

0:52 Carl's origin story ;3 16:28 I totally thought the contraption was triggered by the donuts which would of been ironic if true. 20:35 The first time you got to those launchers the switch was blue then after you respawned it went back to red which caused the launchers to move, that's my theory at least. Dave is good lizard and dude. My cousin happens to have a bearded dragon and a legless lizard, on top of way to many other animals, which are super cool 😄

That tweezer analogy tho. Poor stringcheese Carl always falling for the trolls :)

@MegaZsolti

4 жыл бұрын

He cheesed it.

Carl is my favorite youtuber I will stop whatever I am doing to watch and I always watch the older ones also keep them coming

40:57 Got me dying, I freaking love that description for how La Cwah tastes! 😃

A good troll level trolls you until the very end of it. A masterpiece starts doing it from the description.

5:27 "I need to think one step ahead." (Jumps over the platform BEFORE fish comes out)

I never thought that a lizard would be so good at editing videos.

@davethelizard1463

4 жыл бұрын

I have those weird fingers lizards have. So it's just me walking around the keyboard until the video is done. Plus the laptop is warm

15:03 You trigger the On Switch on half an up press. To do that, you enter the door already holding up, and you use that up press to pluck the bomb. As simple as that.

@mikailvandartel

4 жыл бұрын

An up press is an up press, you can't say it's only half

@workingitwithdierone

4 жыл бұрын

TJ “Henry” Yoshi

@KainaX122

4 жыл бұрын

Mikail van Dartel I'm sure in some universe, a half up-press isn't actually an up-press

I used to have a Dave but we had to give it up bc our cat kept trying to eat it. We didn’t feel he was safe even in the terrarium.

It is so nice to see you with Rose, you clearly have different energy, in a good way :) it's obvious you're happy!

Misspelled is indeed in the sentence, and how long it took Carl and Rose to get that amuses me to no end.

19:40 I was like BUDDY THERE'S A FLAGPOLE

@trgtheredghost6528

4 жыл бұрын

The red blocks would have activated and dropped a Bob-Omb, so no

10:18 when you said my name is Dan I got an ad that said “my name is Daniel Garcia” it was amazing

Wow Carl your amazing when it comes to Mario you just jumped right into my heart

I lost my drink at the misspelled troll. I didn’t realise it was actually spelt right.

This stream suddenly took a nostalgic turn

Literally just two Thwomps and an on/off conveyer: Carl: HOW DID HE MAKE THAT SETUP

oh god xD i thought through the whole video like "dude, why do i know this lvls so good, and why do i feel like i saw that dave scene already. and then it strucked me. I watched all that live on twitch xD

Hey Carl! I was in the US Navy learning electronics. I had the same embarrassed mentality. I failed a course and had to retake it with a class that was a few weeks behind my original. After that, I sat in the front of the class and asked questions when I got lost. In fact, my new classmates made fun of me for not getting it as fastly as they did. I didn't care, because it was my future at stake. I told them that and actually it worked to make them stop. They started asking more questions, too.

you are the best youtuber thank you fr all the cool facts and laughs

Hè Carl if you wanna know (if you didn’t know it alredy) the Floor at 27:11 are red pipes i think so. (There is probebly a misspell in this commant).

18:25 you may have outsmarted me, but i outsmarted your outsmarting!

Carl been pumpin out the content lately! ❤️

I saw the first description and thought, "Carl is going to fall for that", was not disappointed

Thank you for the fantastic video!

At this point you have a better chance at beating them in a real life boxing match. love you larl

Oh lord the beginning had me laughing already. Also I was just talking about that with someone of my group too and I thought I was going crazy for a few minutes. 40:34 Same here Carl.

So glad someone in chat pointed out that misspelled was a word in the sentence, it made me feel like you could hear me holler that thru the video =)

Some one should do a simple troll in the beginning and have the whole TrollBusters 3 as an anti softlock

"A word in this sentence is misspelled" xkcd comic /169/

keep up thoses uploads on youtube, i am a great fan of your content on either mario maker and on you job and on science stuff. thank you to be such a nice person, thank you to sharing knowledge, thank you to share nice mario maker video on speed run and on carl box and on puzzle box and on crazy contraption, thank you to be the way you are. me is expressing recognition to you

Oh yes, another Mario Maker video! I just watched grave of the fireflies, i need something happy right now.

You haven’t even started playing but the troll level’s already begun

Last time I was this early, Carl was still in an anti-softlock.

@greenheroes

4 жыл бұрын

GOTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEM!!!!!

CarlSagan42 is so easily trolled, he can be trolled before the level even starts.

A "new powerful looking wild Carl video appears" *Tosses pokeball towards it to catch and save and watch immediately

I loved the Carl Blind moment so much lol

You already trolled me by not uploading deep into late night.

Aww! I had hoped for a video on Carl's Trash Can by Shano!!!! Master piece

Carls comments on his videos: you have entered the comedy area

"I need to think one step ahead. That's what we need to do here" (Immediately Dies) "We Need to think one step behind" LOL

27:00 The floor is horizontal red pipes. They're using the dark part of the texture.

Carl: That was a bit obSCURE, you say as there are skewers. 29:52 LOL

"The level creator's going mad with power" joining Carl clearly...

Carl: I jump over this gap Trap 1: darn I almost had you Carl: I will jump over this gap Pirahna Plant: hmm so you have chosen death I see

29:52 the spike penetration things were perfectly on time with the music

The trolls in the DanTheTank levels are funny because they come from places you'd never expect.

27:19 mmmmmm.... MMMMMMMMMM!! *inhales* EVERYTHING IS FIIIINE!! LMFAO!

Very appropriate thumbnail, Carl. 😁😁👌👌 Now how are you gonna break out of that #CarlBox?? 😂😂

On that mole room, I accidentally went back through the pipe when I killed the mole, and had to get killed by the spikes after killing the bob-omb

I was about to go watch Netflix when I caught his school stuff advice at the end. Great advice for everyday life too. :)

Someone name a troll level 'tweasers and a string cheese'

15:21 what I believe is happening is that there's off scree twomps that get activated when Mario* walks by. the twomps activate an on/off switch when triggered. The on/off switch not only changes the direction of the conveyor underneath of the bullet blasters but also changes the status of on/off blocks making it so the same twomp cant hit the switch twice in a row. (hope it makes sense)

That setup with the launchers moving is actually really simple

That first description was glorious

Setup at 16:00 Offscreen thwombs hitting on/off-switches, platform is sitting on a left/right-conveyor

2:43 I can already tell this is gonna be a good one.

Rollin and trollin only had 1 checkpoint. When you first get the checkpoint, the on/off switch is on blue. There is no semi solid above the door between the launchers and the block under the launcher in the next room is blue. The pipe takes you to the bomb/thwomp section. When you die and restart from the checkpoint, the switch is on red, there is a semi solid above the door between the launchers, and the block below the launcher in the next room is red. It's a different room that leads you to the vine that take you to the same bomb/thwomp section. You always end up in the same spot. It's just, did you come down the pipe or up the vine. Depends on if you died.

Hey, been watching your videos for a while now, I've been looking through a number of your videos just now for a segment where you talk about using certain vaccines to compromise cancer's ability to conceal itself from the immune system? I remember during it you mentioned someone you work with on a different level than you who works with salmonella and that he said something about how in X circumstance he would drink salmonella. I work as a vet nurse and mentioned the vaccine and cancer part but wanted to send them the link and time stamp as I think they will find the discussion interesting but can't for the life of me find it, was wondering if by any chance you somehow know/remember what upload it was in? I'm sorry for not being able to summarise this shorter.

10:06 Me: “Wait.. you’re name is Dan? I thought it was Carl!?”

God your ending songs are all fire.

That giant pair of tweezers has me cackling at 1:45AM. This is why they pay you the big bucks.

I think Rollin’ and Trollin’ might of had two checkpoints, allowing the seemingly same room to do two different things and go to different areas, you probably hit an offscreen checkpoint or something.

@bumble_bee_84

4 жыл бұрын

It's the same room, different door between the launchers.

Once you started playing the first level, what did you 2 say to eachother? I can't make it out and it sounds like Rose says 'arigatou gozaimasu' and I don't think you 2 were speaking Japanese but I don't know.

If you pause the video halfway through 4:35 you know that you are watching high quality content