Halfway through I was wondering how they prevented side fumbling, but then he addressed it.

@digitalradiohacker

2 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't get TOO excited. Side fumbling is only "effectively" prevented.

@Clark-do7zb

2 жыл бұрын

It’s the Dongle bro… the dongle

@justsayingforafriend7010

2 жыл бұрын

My too...

@francescaa8331

2 жыл бұрын

Yes side fumbling but no one will discuss the vertical fumbling. That's the dark secret they don't want to tell you about.

@yung_megafone

2 жыл бұрын

@@francescaa8331 vertical fumbling is prevented by the magtropic feilds which are a natural result from discombobulation of the girdle springs. To guarantee minimal vertical fumbling, id have to explain how the metronidazoid layers are formed and why diselectronification makes it impossible

14 years later, Retro Encabulators are twice as powerful and 10,000 times larger. Amazing.

@confirmhandle

Жыл бұрын

And so expensive that only the five richest kings of Europe could own one. Simpsons reference frink

@Fortigurn

Жыл бұрын

Side fumbling is now a distant memory.

@dareustwo

Жыл бұрын

@@Fortigurn I purchased a cheap Chinese clone Retro Encabulator from Harbor Freight, so unfortunately I still manage to side fumble all the time.

@Xorberax

Жыл бұрын

I purchased what I thought was a retro encabulator off of Wish but instead just received a regular encabulator… I’ve experienced far too many side fumbles, but I think I can tolerate it for how affordable it was, even though it wasn’t the exact model I wanted.

@HairFollicle

Жыл бұрын

They will allow to us to travel the galaxies (of bullshit)

18 years ago i didn't know what a retro encabulator was. now i own three.

@MichaelNelsonxxx

29 күн бұрын

Oh man that must be like heaven. I am still saving for my first. I've read that the new repeterator increased the power outlet of the discomobulator 10 fold. I can't wait to get mine.

What's really incredible about this product is the fact that it completely eliminates heat waste due to carbomatic dingleflops.

@rossvolkmann1161

8 ай бұрын

It's wild to think that, up until the relatively recent past, we had no idea that by simply trilestifying an argon beam with 9,000 hydro-largs of kensiom we could carbomate a dingleswitch from flip to flop. Rockwell truly brought American engineering into the 21st century.

@colincreath4695

8 ай бұрын

@@rossvolkmann1161 you mean 8,000 hyro-largs, lol. You clearly aren't well read into argon beamonomics. Everything else you said was spot on. Bravo!!

@billmartinson4205

7 ай бұрын

Even more impressive, Rockwell was actually being a bit conservative in their presentation. For example, I've read that in about 40% of cases the encabulator could even eliminate a significant amount of heat waste in NON-carbomatic flops as well.

@cd-zw2tt

6 ай бұрын

The early serial numbered encabulators were prone to a lot of side fumbling though. my company bought a few of these to provide magnetoreluctant flux power to another piece of RF machinery, and the power delivery was terrible -- side fumbling, some phase detractance, not to mention the terrible noise. turns out it was a factory defect! They have so few of them that we got a personal apology from the CEO, and he oversaw the delivery of a whole new encabulator! Apparently the rest of the batch was recalled too.

@colincreath4695

6 ай бұрын

@@cd-zw2tt I believe that was an issue with multiple units at one point.

It's great that that this incredibly sophisticated piece of equipment has doors that squeak when he opens them.

@MrDskillz13

3 жыл бұрын

must be the pre-famulated amulite

@bryantcombs9301

2 жыл бұрын

Rockwell doesn't make their own enclosures. They purchase pre-fab enclosures and install their controllers.

@profd65

2 жыл бұрын

Well at least you were able to understand one thing--the squeak.

@tdaltonutube

2 жыл бұрын

That's just because the doors are running low on anti-screech magnesium hydrosuspensionalide

@seancoakley9640

2 жыл бұрын

No joke though Rockwell products are top notch.

I don't think most people truly grasp the significance of how they've fitted the hydrocoptic marzel vanes. When I was still a kid in college, I lost a dear friend of mine in an engineering class when a waneshaft started side fumbling so hard that it lost ambifacence. The spurving bearings couldn't handle the panometric load and they shattered. Killed him instantly. It's been over fifty years, and I still have nightmares where I see the stator embedded in his skull, whirring around and leaving semi-boloid patterns carved into his scalp. People love to give Rockwell shit because of the way they couple their tremipipes, but the fact is, their design saves lives.

@alc4937

Жыл бұрын

This had me laughing out loud. Thank you.

@waltonsimons12

Жыл бұрын

@@alc4937 My best friend died in a tragic waneshaft accident, and you find that FUNNY??!?!?!? (Yes, I'm kidding. 🙂Glad you enjoyed it!)

@Scroticus_Maximus

Жыл бұрын

@@waltonsimons12 That Wane guy is not very nice.

@12HedmanLane

Жыл бұрын

I'm wheezing 🤣

@antonfarquar8799

Жыл бұрын

you are the best !!!!

Last time I watched this, I was in Junior High, this time I'm a 3rd year Electrical Engineering student and now able to truly appreciate this technology.

@barryf5479

9 ай бұрын

I have you beat. I first watched this as an engineer and now I'm ten years in to Medicare.

@Criomorph

Ай бұрын

@@barryf5479 As a recipient or as an operator?

@tristankindle1504

Ай бұрын

I did an ad-lib presentation based on this earlier today and had the teacher fooled until I revealed it was fake

@The_Lord_has_it

23 күн бұрын

I too learned of this amazing invention as a young electrical engineering student at Penn state in 1988. Now some 30 odd years later they have models that are both 10k times larger and 10k smaller. Plus NOW they always know where they are at because it takes itself with it where ever they fly! 😅 Good engineering choice my brother. God bless.

@flannigan7956

22 күн бұрын

​@@barryf5479I am truly the supreme victor with this because of various whittling and goin' by stuff from the 30's

This guy will continue to be a LEGEND for all time. Sure encabulators will continue to make strides, but none will ever be matched by the original.

this is what you hear when you slowly start paying less attention to the lecture

@nunyabizness3890

4 жыл бұрын

I have done that, and you are correct.

@nunyabizness3890

4 жыл бұрын

Also works for sermons in church.

@katherinehopkins3360

3 жыл бұрын

Spot on! Dead.

@Rocketman88002

3 жыл бұрын

I'm dying! So true!

@Blakezilla594

3 жыл бұрын

Even more so when you space out in an electrical theory class. I can only handle so much about capacitive reactance and phase angles😩

My mom: The internet is down Me: Just restart the router What my mom hears:

@SemorreButte

4 жыл бұрын

Or explaining to my dad how to use Bluetooth

@TPSAUXO2009

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@wesleymays1931

3 жыл бұрын

"The latter consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzlevanes, so fitted to the ambifacient lunar waneshaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented."

@eugeneblackman

3 жыл бұрын

😁😁😁😁

@AbsoluteAbsurd

3 жыл бұрын

XD

When I was young, encabulation was all done by hand (usually by college-aged women). I remember the first pin-box encabulators; they really changed the game! Always fascinating to see how far we've come in such a short time.

@pfpublius

8 ай бұрын

I guess it must have been a real nightmare preventing side fumbling with all those ladies around. Surprised much encabulation got done at all back then.

@ALBERTOGALINDO1983

2 ай бұрын

😂

@flannigan7956

22 күн бұрын

​@pfpublius not much more than the first guy doin it himself one by one

@drworm5007

11 күн бұрын

These new encabulators cause autism. I have all my encabulation done by a local craft-encabulator.

@flannigan7956

11 күн бұрын

​@drworm5007 ah yes where they throw away only but the nicest pins

We still use this unit at work and let me tell you, it still runs circles around the more modern hardware that we bought.

The hand gestures make it all so much clearer!

@meowskullsgaming

8 жыл бұрын

And is so sexy

@markbachir8406

8 жыл бұрын

+DetroitBORG I just came from your twitter

@Aminur-ij6dx

8 жыл бұрын

what the f#@k did I just watch?!?

@eshgholah

8 жыл бұрын

+DetroitBORG So ... do you really need to use Rockwell automation devices to pick me as a winner?? I already know that I am the winner... why do you need to go through so much hassle bro?? LOL ;-)

@mohammedsebbai9632

8 жыл бұрын

😂

Its about time they got that side fumbling under control

@rodrigodewes4418

6 жыл бұрын

How cool is to copy reddit?

@MoistRobot

6 жыл бұрын

Rodrigo Dewes He posted that a year ago, the comment he "copied" according to you happened 4 hours ago.

@pestoman7069

6 жыл бұрын

ya dumbo

@butteryhips3621

6 жыл бұрын

It's been going on for nearly 90 years... I doubt they'll ever get it under control.

@alexandroquintero1964

6 жыл бұрын

lmao

I'm a professor at Harvard University, capacitive deractence is my area of expertise, I have studied it for 20 years now and given much to the field. Thanks.

@barryf5479

9 ай бұрын

We are eternally grateful. The world does (really) have a demand for burger flippers.

@jackiten2751

2 ай бұрын

You want a pin?

@chrisloder3363

2 ай бұрын

@@barryf5479 Of course of course, I'm glad to have given my skills to a good cause. 🙇✨

@sergiobejaranolangarica4761

Ай бұрын

Your work was invaluable to make the current electrobolic sensors that makes side-fumbling really smooth to prevent

@chrisloder3363

29 күн бұрын

@@sergiobejaranolangarica4761 thank you, I really appreciate the recognition. ❤️

These are still the best. Trust me, I'm an encabulation engineer.

@MichaelNelsonxxx

29 күн бұрын

ahhh. I wanted to be one as a kid so bad. But dad owned a giromtorfader and worked at Dinamo, so I followed in his foot steps. Often wondered if I had gone the other way where I would be now.

@kajmal

12 күн бұрын

You obviously haven't gotten wind of the new hyperencabulator.

Its incredible how big retro encabulators used to be. I feel old.

@1885dr

Жыл бұрын

after watching that i feel dumb

@ryanroquemore

Жыл бұрын

Amazing that it all fits in a phone now. Most folks don't even know how to use the built in encabulator on their I pads. 😢

@garycitro1674

Жыл бұрын

Tell me about it. I used to have to retro encabulate manually with whatever I had around the house.

@matthewreichlin4993

Жыл бұрын

I know. Right? Now you can pretty much fit one in your pocket.

@matthewreichlin4993

Жыл бұрын

​@@ryanroquemore Yes. Rockwell's latest app harnesses the power of your phone and does the whole thing. These things are useless relics now

How this guy did this with a straight face is unreal, he deserves an award

@Novusod

Жыл бұрын

This is a rather ridiculous parody of technical videos. It is extra funny that it is old school KZread from 14 years ago.

@DUKE_of_RAMBLE

Жыл бұрын

Although he _did_ almost crack twice (around the middle, and ~15s before the end), I must genuinely applaud *not only that fact,* but also his ability to _FLUIDLY_ rattle off so many bullshit terms at such speed! 👏🥺

@sz5876

Жыл бұрын

This is a remake, there's an even older original version

@Mjr._Kong

Жыл бұрын

I'm not following you? 🤣

@jaypaint4855

Жыл бұрын

It’s actually an entire series that has been revived with a few recent ones

it's the "produced by modial interaction of magneto reluctance and capacitive duractance" that gets me every time

State-of-the-art techno-babble writing and performance.

I just want to compliment the actor for a terrific job. Perfect diction, gestures, and (strangely) completely believable.

@deusexaethera

2 жыл бұрын

The gestures really add to the presentation. It really helps with the immersion that you're listening to something you _shouldn't_ be too dumb to understand.

@timandrews9966

Жыл бұрын

He’s an actor? I assumed that with such a fluent presentation and in-depth knowledge of the confabulator’s parameters he must be one of project engineers.

@horaciothompson3616

Жыл бұрын

It was the fingers in the palm motion 👉🤲 so believable

@HerecomestheCalavera

Жыл бұрын

@@deusexaethera I think it is the best version I've seen. The original is good but this one beats it. I could see more people actually falling for this one.

@James-nr9gm

Жыл бұрын

He crushes it. Without his presentation this would not be as utterly hilarious

This informational video is legendary. Hearing about how they finally addressed that sinusoidal deplanaration was downright inspiring.

@phillyphakename1255

Жыл бұрын

I could watch a few hours long explanation on the topic, it went by way too quickly... I actually spent a few months thinking that my dissertation could be on sinusoidal deplanararion prevention, all before realizing that my research was unable to produce results.

@Angel-HC

Жыл бұрын

@@phillyphakename1255 That's probably because only Rockwell was able to figure it out and nobody else. Truly gods amongst men.

@duck_rifle5879

Жыл бұрын

I do consider my self inspired.

@sickdawg22

Жыл бұрын

whoever thought to use a drawn reciprocation dingle arm deserves a promotion!

@davelordy

Жыл бұрын

​@@sickdawg22 The drawn reciprocation dingle arm doesn't actually directly inhibit sinusoidal deplanararion, it just offsets the quarter-phase decalcification of the incoming threshold capacitors, which in turn refills both spring tanks allowing the deplanararion to self-right in a semi-aquatic magneto heat current, this is why the drawn reciprocation dingle arm is always at 45° to the base plate's modulus coplanar interference mesh.

.... a malleable logarithmic casing. Amazing.

Aaaah, differential girdle springs! I'd never have thought of using those! Ingenious!

This guy is so straight-faced that I almost believed him.

@cannaroe1213

4 жыл бұрын

Well everything he says makes sense. You'd just need a degree in electric power and electric motors to understand what's so great

@Von-Kai

4 жыл бұрын

@@cannaroe1213 No dumbass it's all a joke he is literally just saying nonsense

@w00tyd00d

4 жыл бұрын

@@Von-Kai r/woooosh

@Normal1855

4 жыл бұрын

Drawn reciprocation single arm. Differential girdle spring. I love this.🤣

@LSmith2k

4 жыл бұрын

canna roe lmao it’s all nonsense and supposed to not make sense, try and sound smart again buddy

Side-fumbling is only "effectively" prevented, not ACTUALLY prevented. I'm not investing in six hydrocoptic marzlevanes for that.

@loneerv

3 жыл бұрын

this is obviously far superior than the last one! do you know how much Sinal soil deplonoration I had to deal with? I'd rather open the prefamulated emulite casing to get to the ambat facias lunar waneshaft on this one than get stuck finding the compartment with the sperving bearrings on the old one... Just saying

@djrandallp

3 жыл бұрын

5, 6...whatever works.

@aleksanderblinn849

3 жыл бұрын

You need to yet it remapped

@Natureorganica

3 жыл бұрын

Bro just tweak your magneto reluctance instead of relying on your capacitive interactance.

@TomalakGeretkal

3 жыл бұрын

@@loneerv btw it's "sinusoidal" - it's a real word :P

I remember the days when we still had to worry about over torquing the bindle rotor forcing a need to replace the pinkney flange. Never again What a time to be alive.

@customkey

4 ай бұрын

Oh the humanity.

For years, this has been my favourite KZread video

@louseveryann2181

Ай бұрын

Only four?...

@iloveesr

Ай бұрын

@@louseveryann2181 lol

The squeaking hinges are actually a very deliberate part of the design - it's an auditory remonstrance to indicate to the operator that the maintaining defence doors are either open, ajar or closed. A vital safety protocol.

@TheK-PopInPublicAuthority

Жыл бұрын

They also alert nearby personnel that the mechanical operations panel covering safety device is in motion. As you said, absolutely vital.

@FrankMWertz

Жыл бұрын

Moreover, the encabulation resonance is fork tuned within tolerance of known levels to its deployment housing. Keen operators will recognize the waveform broadcast at 160 decaflops.

@ChantingInTheDark

Жыл бұрын

To achieve that specific squeak wasn’t easy either. I read they used custom harmonic differential wave couplers, that when exposed to latent nitride aerosol in a hermetic hyperbaric chamber, it allowed them to tune the squeak to sub-resonant capillary frequencies, quite amazing when you think about it! #Science

@Misc_Identity

Жыл бұрын

This comment made me LOL IRL.

@RasaCartaMagna

Жыл бұрын

​@@Misc_Identity ngl, same.

My grandad used to tell stories of the pre-automation days. When he was my age he worked on a machine that produced inverse reactive current. His first ever job was getting paid a dime for each time he synchronized the cardinal grammeters. It's amazing to think that these machines now do it automatically.

@michaelbauers8800

2 жыл бұрын

@Adrian Vegas Be careful whose dingle arms you tap, IMO

@LordSandwichII

2 жыл бұрын

I find that highly suspect. I worked during the transition phase to automatic, and we never had to synchronize the grams more often than every 75 operational hours, or 200,000 complete cycles. We had 12 manual encabulators on the main floor and all of them would lose synchronization at different times. The units were all the hopelessly designed Tricorp units with those absolutely awful idea of having the grammeters enclosed in a separate chamber of the amulet casing. It was a full 7 hour job to remove them. Nevertheless, It was part of our contract, not something we were paid for separately. So unless your gramps was doing other things during that time, I don't see how he could be paid so little for that job.

@pavarottiaardvark3431

2 жыл бұрын

@@LordSandwichII Ah, he was before those Tricorp things. This was back in the 30s, where the most advanced thing you could get were those huge ugly DuoCo ones made in England. The Hydrocopticmarsel Vanes were HUGE in those days, so big that there was no room for Cardinal Grammeters behind the Ambivalent Wane-Shaft. So the Grammeters were small, and that meant that if you wanted enough power for the Boloid, they couldn't have a casing. Of course, this led to them losing synchronisation multiple times a day, but the solid iron Panametric Fam would keep going if you could just flip the flux switch in time, hence it being a scut job for a junior technician.

@LordSandwichII

2 жыл бұрын

@@pavarottiaardvark3431 Oh man! I forgot about the DuoCo machines! I remember seeing one of those beasts on a site inspection in 1992. It was defunct, and being prepared for scrapping. The whole team couldn't figure out why it had to be so big! Thanks for the clarification. Is it true that they're still being used in China?

@pavarottiaardvark3431

2 жыл бұрын

@@LordSandwichII Ah, the China thing is sort of true. They still use the base-plates of the old DuoCo machines, because the fabricated amularite is so heavy, might as well re-use it. But inside there's almost nothing of the old DuoCo things (consider that China uses a different gauge for Unilateral Phase Detraction, no incentive to keep it). It was actually a big deal in China when they were finally able to use home-produced Lunar Wane Shafts, because previously their manufacturing wasn't high-quality enough to ensure there would be no side-fumbling. Honestly, I think in a few years all our Differential Girdle Springs will be made in China.

I work in building automation and yes, the jargon gets deep. My co worker showed me this years ago when I was just starting out and sometimes I’ll be sitting in a training for new equipment as some company representative it prattling on about their new product and think of this.🙂

Six hydroscopic marzal veins?? Thats industry changing stuff right there!

Crazy to think we used to have to worry about side fumbling, you kids today don’t know how easy you’ve got it 😂

@tommythecat4698

Жыл бұрын

Tell me about it. I used to have to un-fumble these machines back in the day, it was a full time job! It's amazing how fast tech grows,

@zombieregime

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, they really take Milford Trunnions for granted. I tried telling the kids around the neighborhood they need to take some reverence of how smooth their dingle arms reciprocate, but the judge said I cant do that anymore......court order.😒

@panmants

Жыл бұрын

@@zombieregime kids these days probably don’t even know where their dingle arms are located. all they talk about is the new photostatus analog casing that seamounts the base plate. After they got rid of the logarithmic casing it’s all they care about.

@zombieregime

Жыл бұрын

@@panmants have you seen what passed for a girdle-spring these days?! Deplaneration indeed!

@panmants

Жыл бұрын

@@zombieregime Peechin to the choir man I feel ya. Those things barely have any flex these days because they make them with a semi-slotted girdle mold instead of a full slotted mold. Complete bullshit.

I watch this once every few years, and by the time he gets to "differential girdle spring" I'm nearly in tears. See you guys next time YT decides to remind me of this gem!

@jishan6992

Жыл бұрын

He did a comeback lol kzread.info/dash/bejne/Z6J_zcFmfNnOqtI.html

@_x__q

Жыл бұрын

Me too.

@danielson0162

Жыл бұрын

There’s a sequel now and it’s great

@leesweets4110

Жыл бұрын

I stopped laughing years ago. Now Im trying to decipher it.

@stevenswapp4768

Жыл бұрын

Mine is the "drawn reciprocation dingle arm"

Guess it's that time of the year for KZread to recommend this to me again. Time - yet again - well spent.

Absolutely unreal that they fixed the side fumbling 15 years ago, i love coming back to this video

*"Here at Rockwell Automation's World Headquarters-"* Okay, slow down, you lost me.

@somedudeona6367

3 жыл бұрын

Walter hey man how you doing?

@amandahuggandkiss2998

3 жыл бұрын

I see you have been there also.

@deltavgaming3447

3 жыл бұрын

well this is unexpected hi walter

@ochodavidoconnell9147

3 жыл бұрын

@@somedudeona6367 He's terrific. Thanks for asking.

@somedudeona6367

3 жыл бұрын

@@ochodavidoconnell9147 I figured, I watch his videos lol

"it's powered by magneto reluctance" Yeah reluctance powers pretty much everything I do too.

@B-System

3 жыл бұрын

He fucked up there, magnetic reluctance is an actual thing.

@rohanofelvenpower5566

3 жыл бұрын

@@B-System wait, isn't the whole thing a real thing?

@jareds1515

3 жыл бұрын

@@rohanofelvenpower5566 Nah, it’s complete nonsense that sounds complicated but makes hilariously little sense if you know some of the terms he uses

@njdewit

3 жыл бұрын

@@B-System That's what makes it so good :) Tiny words (and in this case a term) in themselves could be correct. I'm still at a loss though how to deplanarate my sinusoidal signal.

@Pottatow

3 жыл бұрын

Best post I ever read.

My uncle died in 1975 because of a side fumbling failure. Amazing how they solved that problem and now these things come in a case the size of a Tic Tac box.

So often I feel left behind by the blinding speed of technological improvements, but this young man explains it all so well! He reminds me of my nephew🤗

@ineedtostopwatchingyoutube5211

9 ай бұрын

i like the part about the dingle arm

@Custodian123

9 ай бұрын

Your nephew might be autistic lol.

@louseveryann2181

Ай бұрын

When your nephew was....?

This is the older version; they've since upgraded to three-phase reluctance drive along with silicon carbide rectification in the secondary power stage. Parasitic capacitance with anti-snubbing topologies and type 4 closed loop compensation architecture improves relative phase margins without right half plane zeros. No transfer functions are required for stabilization.

@Harryandleo

2 жыл бұрын

Transfer functions are only required if snubbing topography is partially reversed along the reminulitive flow …. Obviously

@justsayingforafriend7010

2 жыл бұрын

I'm looking forward to the upgrade, I think?

@sabidojo4879

2 жыл бұрын

I came here to post this

@philliph.623

2 жыл бұрын

But what about the orthometric reverse-field stabilizers? They are supposed to effectively normalize the transient induction losses through the wane shafts. It was supposed to repolarize the entire stator flux field that is in sync with the array; and with zero-delineation from the panametric fam's main drive.

@clsanchez77

2 жыл бұрын

This comment did not age well. The 2021.v7 units come with optional semi-automatic stabilization transfer functions for seasonal algorithm balancing.

I feel like ive just had a stroke

@Lifehunt

6 жыл бұрын

TheBackyardScientist good

@FullOilBarrel

6 жыл бұрын

Ahaha

@flashback3747

6 жыл бұрын

OMG, that's the best response I've ever seen to any version of the Encabulator (and this one is a re-make of a much earlier version)

@jimmyraper3168

6 жыл бұрын

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@whereisevan

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah. I smelled burnt toast about 30 seconds into this.

It’s amazing when you realize how far technology has advanced since this video was released. Today you can buy a device the size of a toaster that does essentially the same exact thing from your local ACE hardware store. It was $14.99 last time I looked.

@barryf5479

9 ай бұрын

However, they are primarily constructed with Chinesium, which requires frequent replacement. Similar to 4 popper turbocharged, directed-injected energy-saving engines in current lower cost fossil fuel propulsion devices.

We had one of those. While it encabulated reasonably well, the panametric fam just wasn't up to it's job of preventing the side fumbling. Oh man, our recabulator side fumbld like hell, and if the flux really was at it's highest, the hydrocoptic marselvanes just failed, and the machine puked gurdlesprings and marselvanes like crazy through the moschlerpipe. The maintaniance was a nightmare and operating it was dangerous. It all sounds so nice and well as he narrates it, but in reality, it just wasn't up to the promises. The turbo encarbulator was better though.

@AIMusicandmore

4 ай бұрын

The modern encabulators use spuval rotatational hydral whelanx generators, but side fumbling is still seriously an issue, our shop used the retro version just for this reason. [Lol]

The hand gestures are really helpful to me in visualizing how this apparatus works.

@Godbrand

Жыл бұрын

without them I'd be lost.

Side-fumbling was one of the greatest concerns of that era. True heroes, the inventors of the Retro Encabulator.

@tychocollapse

Жыл бұрын

Yes, but these revolutionary machines put me out of work. The manual encabulating industry has been completely decimated! I'm retraining into crypto doci-mechanics, though.

@blujay9191

9 ай бұрын

@@tychocollapse .. You're just fooling yourself. They're already beginning to phase out crypto doci-mechanical attenuation technology.

@stevenschiro1838

7 ай бұрын

kids today don't even have to worry about side-fumbling anymore

I was wondering about the dingle arm, glad he covered it

When you lie on you application and this is the first training video your new employer has you watch 😂

@RA-rq9pt

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, then I was asked to explain what “dingle arm” was used for?😁

@prophetzarquon1922

3 жыл бұрын

@@RA-rq9pt It prevents depleneration.

@HDZ274

2 жыл бұрын

@@prophetzarquon1922 Sinusoidal depleneration specifically. Tangential depleneration can still be a factor if the lunar waneshaft is not properly calibrated.

@DrSwazz

2 жыл бұрын

Calibrated AND lubricated. Tangential shits can still shit if you don’t shit all over them right.

@benja303

2 жыл бұрын

@@HDZ274 🤦🏿‍♂️This is a common misconception and has been debunked several times. The polyphiloprogenitive properties of the hydrocoptic marzel veins essentially subverts any depleneration. Read your manuals people.

It's 2019 and still no side fumbling. Amazing.

@redfive2008

4 жыл бұрын

Clearly, they keep the ontarian manifold limited to no more than 40,000KRGs so that they don't blow out the entire feromantle drive unit.

@trebmaster

3 жыл бұрын

It has been effectively prevented.

@AnunnakiAaron

3 жыл бұрын

Are you only running at like 10% or what? I doubt that

@LazeeSquirrel

2 жыл бұрын

Still true in 2021... the retroencabulator’s design truly is timeless

@crimcrammoo

2 жыл бұрын

Iono. I’m more of a Toyota guy myself.

These machines use 47 Johnson valves. Truly a masterpiece of engineering.

@rearspeaker6364

8 ай бұрын

they had to add the 47th valve due to Legionnaire harmonics, causing outbreaks of mass vomiting in nearby hospitals.

I miss the old days, when it took a room full of encabulators to perform what can now be done with a pocket sized unit. The smell of ozone and overheated wiring, the asbestos fibers shedding from the floor and ceiling tiles. The smell of a successful sales pitch. And who doesn't wish we all had to wear those practical, yet stylish pocket protectors and long for an excuse to have a set of designs to courier to the blueprint shop, where that front receptionist was so fetching and enchanting in overlong conversations. Our slide rules never had a blue screen of death and imbued us with a certain aura of protection. Those were the days my boy, nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

When you talk to a Linux user

@fjbill

7 жыл бұрын

BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!

@0x4rk0

7 жыл бұрын

I was literally just about to make a meme about this

@chrispza

7 жыл бұрын

Whereas, when you're talking to a Windows user: "Are you sure it's turned on?"

@LucarioFan550

6 жыл бұрын

hi

@Gooberpatrol66

6 жыл бұрын

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX. Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

0:44 The hinge squeeking is both perfect in its comedic timing as well as undermining his message as a whole

@deusexaethera

2 жыл бұрын

Nah, it doesn't undermine the message, it just reinforces that this is a piece of Serious Industrial Equipment where the functionality is the only concern, and feel-good stuff like silent hinges on service panels are irrelevant.

@oldsguy354

Жыл бұрын

The only way it could have been better is if he stopped to spray some WD40 on it. ;)

@sceneitallwithjeffandjon6984

Жыл бұрын

@@deusexaethera lol feel-good stuff

Fucking side fumbling man. Brutal! Thank GOD for the hydrocoptic marzel veins.

I used to work for Rockwell and this video doesn't surprise me at all.

@melissamilligan

2 ай бұрын

This is real? 😂

This appears to have been done all in one take and that's extremely impressive

@chrislorensen3025

2 жыл бұрын

How he was able to keep a straight face is beyond me

@KCC46

2 жыл бұрын

@@chrislorensen3025 He almost breaks a couple of times but held it together. Makes it that much better.

@deusexaethera

2 жыл бұрын

From what I can tell, this isn't the first time this guy has made this presentation. I'm pretty sure I saw him as a car mechanic in an older version of this, which was Chrysler-themed.

@frmcf

Жыл бұрын

There are multiple cuts. Why do you think it was one take?

@thecianinator

Жыл бұрын

@@frmcf I couldn't find any of the continuity errors that usually come with spliced takes. This appears to have been filmed in a TV studio and "edited" live with a switchboard. I couldn't hear any abrupt cuts in the background noise, his limbs, posture, and even the wrinkles on his suit are all the same across camera changes, not even his breathing is affected by the cuts. He also appears to be reading the script off a teleprompter, as he maintains eye contact with the camera almost the entire time he's speaking, even when making specific hand gestures, so that would indicate he's not memorizing it line by line and shooting that way. I mean I could be wrong, that's just how it looked to me.

I hate that I had to Google this to make sure it wasn't a real thing. He delivers it so well, and just about had me convinced that this was actually a cutting edge piece of tech that is too sophisticated for us mortal beings.

@floridamanHooning

Жыл бұрын

I've seen this about 100 times and I still Google it every time just in case.

@9mmkahr

Жыл бұрын

@@floridamanHooning great comment 😆

@GeriatricMillenial

Жыл бұрын

@@floridamanHooning You never know anymore :D Find out in 5 years it was real all along and only industry insiders knew and just kept us feeling we're idiots :)

@thepidmaster

Жыл бұрын

I remember the first time I stumbled upon this video… It was a strange recommendation to come upon. I watched it out of sheer curiosity, the squeaking hinges made me laugh, I wondered how many takes he needed to get through all that jargon seamlessly. I now know it’s not a real product and the video is a joke, but man, as a short presentation… it still slaps. Just three cameras, a fancy cabinet with doodads, and a dude that’s keeping it as cool as a cucumber.🫡

@ScreenTalker

Жыл бұрын

I would have put money down that this was a Tim and Eric skit

People still don’t understand what a huge leap forward this machine represented, back in the first generation of retroencabulation there were serious concerns will recalcitration in the two wormwound wedge gears, it was a limitation of the time but when prefamulation became a more approachable method for the industry wedge gears were phased out. This was the dawn of a new, more reliable era of retroencabulation.

@Kaarssteun

Жыл бұрын

Dont forget we used to fammulate the ammulite post-encabulation, before realizing pre-fammulation carries higher octonometry through the unilateral phase detractors - neatly assigned bifurcation gave us the lotus o-deltoid type windings.

15 years later. Still epic.

I knew a girl once that had semi boloid slots on her stator.

@MrSaywutnow

7 жыл бұрын

Did you get to deploy your dingle arm?

@matedire

7 жыл бұрын

I read that right as he said it, weird

@LeVraiMec1st

7 жыл бұрын

+Wyll Gray swear on anything, same, I was reading down comments and literally it read it on video as I read in my head

@DJFALLEN

7 жыл бұрын

SAME

@acedotcom

7 жыл бұрын

Delores, right?

I can't believe they locked down the side-fumbling issue.

@Tommyr

5 жыл бұрын

They added a Finnigan(tm) pin. Solved it immediately.

@maingun07

5 жыл бұрын

I always just used duct tape.

1:22 Just look at that baby! Absolutely no side-fumbling, outstanding!

Double and triple tri-clasping overlays are a nice option when purchasing a Rockwell Retro Encabulator.

I'm still in awe of the fact that they rectified the notoriously confounding, at-one-time-ubiquitous limitations manifested by the close proximity of the quadratronic trexlinators when juxtaposed with the primary encabulatory node (i.e. poor-quality encabulation, loud whirring, etc.). These guys are the real deal!

@AIenSmithee

Жыл бұрын

And yet they did all this and still managed to affectively prevent side fumbling.

@smoothbrained4channer976

Жыл бұрын

Really makes you wonder how they prevented any form of side fumbling from occuring. Genius

@Sam-ed7jz

8 ай бұрын

Differential girdle springs are the mark of a rank amateur.

@skeetrix5577

5 ай бұрын

I'm just glad this unit comes with girdle springs and dingle arms because we were really struggling with too much sinusodial depleteration. we tried to get those two components in the previous model but we're unsuccessful as they were still under development so we had to make due without those. it was a real challenge, I'll tell ya.

Someone needs to go on Shark Tank and pitch this.

I'm here because of NSF 😆

Man i come back to this video like once a year since like 2010 and it never loses an ounce of hilarity. This might be my all time favorite KZread video.

The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't.

@SJ-km5ly

4 жыл бұрын

Or just use the absolute value of the difference in derivitives of the space in which it used to occupy vs. the space in which it is in now?

@mcannon1964

4 жыл бұрын

Easy peasy...recalibrate the flux capacitor using (1) ounce of 2-ounce ball bearings (NOT the Chinese kind...they rust!) and 1/3rd quart of 10w-30 weight Pennzoil motor oil....

@coolguy284_2

4 жыл бұрын

@@mcannon1964 Does this require half a bearing? That would make it less effective, requiring you to use a logarithmic correction compensator in order to further the exponential derivative of the product.

@with_chase

4 жыл бұрын

I legitimately just watched that video, thought of this one, and then watched this one. How did you do that.

@Grastiars1

4 жыл бұрын

@@with_chase See I'm not the only one who thinks all technobabble sounds the same

Prefabulated ambulite is very VERY expensive and difficult to work with. The innovation at Rockwall Automation was unmatched for its time.

@dumbcow1

2 жыл бұрын

its that kind of forward thinking that allows you to cement your place in the market. Its why Rockwell is a household name now.

@slipstream1

Жыл бұрын

Thankfully the greater availability of post fabulated ambulite greatly reduces the costs nowadays

@olsongl

Жыл бұрын

It's prefamulated amulite. You obviously know nothing about encabulator baseplates.

@spejic1

Жыл бұрын

@@olsongl Well, obviously ambulite has to be prefabulated as well because the two-phase cast fabulation can only be done in a vacuum coinhibitation environment. So it's an easy mistake to make.

@KutWrite

Жыл бұрын

Chrysler learned how to make them from an alloy of Lithuanium and Plebiscite. That drove Rockwell into bankruptcy.

My physics teacher in college helped develop a similar photanic device to this encabulator and he actually took us to the lab to show us. It blew my mind how the use of formulas like the Shleem Law which i believed at the time was not applicable to most things encabulation related was used to capulate cortons through synphenic devices. Obviously now the improvements in the world of encabulation have come a long way, its fun to look back at how far we've come and what was, to me, a marvel of its time.

@DudeWhoSaysDeez

9 ай бұрын

If you are crazy enough to use Shleem's Law for this application, you need to at least remember to add the Flurbo at the end.

"Dingle arm" is the one that got me :D 1:42

@daniellos333

7 жыл бұрын

It actually started sounding like an elaborate comic routine at that point

@KpopManiac4Life

7 жыл бұрын

Rekoj Hahahahahahhaha

@iahn4ever

7 жыл бұрын

Ahh dont be a party pooper

@SamEsss

7 жыл бұрын

I swore I heard "ding alarm" too

@56Jagman

7 жыл бұрын

+Rekoj It's fortunate that they didn't make a mistake and use a Dingle-berry rather than a Dingle-arm.

This sketch was originally done by a British Grad Student in 1944. "The original technical description of the "turbo-encabulator" was written by British graduate student John Hellins Quick (1923-1991). It was published in 1944 by the British Institution of Electrical Engineers Students’ Quarterly Journal "

@deusexaethera

2 жыл бұрын

Too bad the British are too...well...British...to make a slick marketing video like this. This video probably sold more Retro-Encabulators in six months than the British were able to sell in six decades.

@ElRel

Жыл бұрын

@@deusexaethera the British lost their lead in the manufacture of turbo encabulators as a series of post-war governments failed to see the potential in the technology and withheld investment. Sadly the last British manufacturer of encabulators, the nationalised Imperial Encabulator Industries, was shut by the Thatcher government in the eighties.

@roymcdre9180

Жыл бұрын

If there's a SINGLE fucking thing thats real in this section, i hope its this lol

@michaelfuchs

Жыл бұрын

And here it is: The Turbo Encabulator. kzread.info/dash/bejne/pIB4ybOgZsXXZ9I.html

It's amazing that only 14 years ago, power was produced by the modial interaction of magneto reluctance and capasitive distance, rather than the historic way of being generated by the relative motion of fluxes and conductors. Truly changed the way we live, and made side fumbling a thing of the past!

Came here because of the Fusion Encabulator breakthrough last week. Technology is moving at such an incredible pace.

I had one of these during y2k ... I'm still alive because of it

This is Chris Hansen's old failed show, "to catch an engineer"

@swedishchefhands9037

3 жыл бұрын

This made me lol

@Bonifaquisha

3 жыл бұрын

Oh man. This deserves more upvotes than it's getting.

@murderWhornets

3 жыл бұрын

@Jackerson Roze I had to reread like 6 times and each time it got more and more funny 😂 bravo!

@COsArchive

3 жыл бұрын

@Jackerson Roze Probably the best comment on the site.

@kanpaifighto

2 жыл бұрын

@Jackerson Roze “they told me it was 16 microfarads!”

HONEY!!! I think we need to get us one of those!!!

I'm getting smarter every day watching these videos.

Give this man a fucking Oscar already for learning those lines.

@autoencabulatormarketing9020

2 жыл бұрын

I'm back and ready for more! Check my latest innovation kzread.info/dash/bejne/h5d1lLp_kbPFhbw.html

I worked for Rockwell Industries for years before they became Rockwell Automation. I retired in 1974 after my partner and I successfully confabulated the quadratic anti-phase reciprocating wave trap, an essential requirement in today's ubiquitous psychoacoustic gramblephonometers.

@DugrozReports

3 жыл бұрын

Lemme guess ... and didn't even get credit for it!?!

@zay1025

2 жыл бұрын

@@DugrozReports and this is how 'Breaking Bad' happens.

@waynesorensen7071

2 жыл бұрын

What 'chu talkin' bout, Willis?

@deusexaethera

2 жыл бұрын

Most people will never understand the benefits of your research, but those of us who do, appreciate it greatly. Because of people like you, we can stand on the shoulders of giants.

@Centrioless

2 жыл бұрын

How old are you, old man?

I am one of the old people that used to work on the Rockwell Retro Encabulator. Back then the anti-side fumbling features significantly expedited our prototyping work. This month we received the SANS ICS HyperEncabulator, kzread.info/dash/bejne/Z6J_zcFmfNnOqtI.html The difference has been night and day, and I see a lot of the new staff not show any appreciation about how far we have come in encabulation and side-fumbling stabilisation in general. Cheers to 15 more years of encabulation innovation!

Just before watching this video I saw a tutorial for job interviews, where they stated the tone of your voice should seem convincing. Then I saw this video and I couldn't agree more. This guy is joking about technical jargon and I almost believed what he's selling

@banjomirandilla3917

3 жыл бұрын

Noted haha. Will come back here when needed

@andrewlowden322

2 жыл бұрын

*technobabble. This guy leveled up from technical jargon 36 partic-enabulars ago

Is this how a Plumbus works?

@mixedfootage8010

7 жыл бұрын

Prestige Clips Yo, dude, how'd you get here? I love your videos.

@leonardodealmeida5087

7 жыл бұрын

I was gonna say that D=

@zeyzus9297

7 жыл бұрын

BRUH HOW THE FUCK U GET HERE AND WHY?

@aproachingzero

7 жыл бұрын

he got here through r/all. same as me

@mylesyoung2926

7 жыл бұрын

Sideswipe can confirm

This explained everything clearly for me. I think I'll propose at tomorrow's corporate meeting my company order 50 of these to give us a competitive advantage in shrinking marketshare economy.

I really like his suit. The pants drape well, and have a razor sharp crease, the jacket is roomy, but not sloppy, and it's long enough.

This is absolutely fabulous, I think the whole thing should be memorized by any technical person to explain problems to their clients.

@mrhollisterjr

5 жыл бұрын

Rob Richards or their boss.

@autoencabulatormarketing9020

2 жыл бұрын

I'm back and ready for more! Check my latest innovation kzread.info/dash/bejne/h5d1lLp_kbPFhbw.html

@bryanl1984

2 жыл бұрын

What's so brilliant is this is the only pitch you'll _ever_ need to memorize!

@jonosterman2878

2 жыл бұрын

I think this is where MCU writings come when they don't know what the next mcguffin should be.

@esta7763

2 жыл бұрын

I wish I knew about this video when I worked in tech support. I would have had some fun with this.

Best version of this chestnut. Pacing, earnestness, gestures and he flips a switch and a thing starts spinning real fast! The actor and production team on this just nailed it. They deserve credit.

@tedpeterson1156

5 жыл бұрын

I was waiting for him to open a panel and see a hamster spinning a wheel.

@francescaa8331

2 жыл бұрын

This is the best version of it... I really love the props. I had no idea it was an old chestnut - but I've been running into them all over KZread, and I see it's been around for a while.

@woofpuppy

2 жыл бұрын

Haven't seen this in over 10 years... I remember thinking it was real! The hand gestures, brand references, etc... very good

@1964Yovra

2 жыл бұрын

The straight-faced optimistic breeziness… It’s perfect!

@RD1R

2 жыл бұрын

And Rockwell, the absolutely real multibillion dollar company known for making industrial control panels and the like... Apparently this was a de-stressing project for their real engineers, they pretty much just got to play Legos for a few months with random electronics lol. And a fun and creative approach from a really old company.

I can't believe this was lifted from an earlier script and modernized. Fantastic piece of media.

It was so nice for the baseplate to come pre-famulated. There was a time not too long ago when famulated amulite was a custom option you had to arrange with the manufacturer.

@andromedaturnbull3512

5 ай бұрын

I agree totally, and famulating virgin amulite is a frustrating process at the best of times - especially when the interdependent reactance and side fumbling fulminance of the hydrocoptics have not yet established in a brand new instrument undergoing shakedown. I imagine back then it was seen as a way of reducing outgoing vendor costs for support engineering when commissioning, since it stopped those pesky call outs for damage to the logarithmic casing caused by an unreticulated dingle arm during the famulation cycle.

I call bull, side fumbling was never an issue with the lunar wayne shaft

@FraserM

5 жыл бұрын

We had side fumbling with our first Lunar Wayne Shaft - dam near tore our Encabulator to shreds. Once we replaced it with the new model demostrated in this video it was nothing but smooth sailing. Now we just sit back and sip on profit cola all day.

@Tommyr

4 жыл бұрын

Or at playtime at night when you're bored.

I love how hes presenting a long convoluted explanation of multiple electrical cabinets just to run a 12 W starter motor...

@nicksalve

7 жыл бұрын

false. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turboencabulator

I absolutely consider this an all-time Top 20 KZread video …

I used a three stage hand-held garnet ruby laser to carve marsel vanes into load-bearing iron cobalt infused T16 aluminum as a pre normalization step, following low temperature annealing. After case hardening, the crystal striation pattern was such that the gram meters recorded force feedback logarithmically, as opposed to tangentially. This was a great step forward in the technological development of media caster-dispensers in clean room, clean line environments. Iirc, and thanks to this deveopment, our first customer to use this build was able to get the optimal amount of peanut butter onto the base cracker layer of their snack food product for the first time in their company's history, saving trillions. I wonder how far this tech has advanced since then.

It’s so cool to see that now fluorescence score motion can be produced by the dingle arm. I remember back in the day before the dingle arm, you had to manually crank the cardofabulator while pumping the dual trimodial balancer (thus requiring two operators) to produce fluorescence score motion. If the two operators weren’t perfectly in sync you could blow the bilateral porfaspring and believe me fixing the bilateral porfaspring was a huge pain in the ass AND if you didn’t fix the bilateral porfaspring correctly you would wind up getting a fluorescence score motion that was too high in dilated magnosense and end up with a low bligofentic output. The dingle arm is a true life saver!!

@ekothesilent9456

Жыл бұрын

You didn’t even mention the innovations from the retro magneto sensors. They are calibrated to pick up even the tiniest of peco-cordials. That plus the new cardioflapper pumps makes this the best discombobulater on the market by far

@GudieveNing

Жыл бұрын

ROFL. I'm giggling like a Girlomatic+ Mk2.

@steamer1

Жыл бұрын

I disagree. It took my job.

@WasNiksIsNiksWordtNiks

Жыл бұрын

Although I’ve seen this video a many of times in the last years… I started crying when I read your comment. Thanks for that ❤

@richsackett3423

Жыл бұрын

Ummm... Dingle arm should be capitalized. Named for its inventor, Ray Dingle.

no wonder we managed to go to the moon, these encabulators where a sign that we already where ahead of our time

I remember those old malleable logarithmic casings. So glad we have phase integration these days. I sure don't miss having to reset the pulse emulated whirlygig reflex buffer every time you had a null exponent on the chemical bypass stack register. I do miss those old school dingle arms though.

@TylerBrownofNewEngland

4 жыл бұрын

There's no completely getting past the side fumbling in any retroencabulators though

@loneerv

4 жыл бұрын

old tech... I now use the advanced version of the splatonic defurminizer in conjunction with the sonic defrackulator... It works wonders with my lunar wayne shaft!

@rudolfskrasovskis6790

4 жыл бұрын

they still struggle with the eccentric load to the discombobulator

@redcookie100

3 жыл бұрын

Back in my day the single phase rent modulators were powered by the malleable logarithmic casing via direct induction from the lotus luxor coomba rotors.

@megatronsroyalemissary382

3 жыл бұрын

Lucky you. The phase integration capabilities were not kind to me. Every time I attempted to run retroactive ectoplasmic oscillation procedures, they performed directly in conjunction with the gluconic preambulent bi-atomic waveforms that prolonged the side fumbling sequences. I still employ the malleable logarithmic casings to this day, not only are they convenient for effectively barricading gluconic waveforms, but also encapsulating the y-73 sub-annulled isotope sequences that identify any disposable viaxium jellies.

I love how he does twisting hand gestures at 1:28, as one would when explaining something technical, to give a visualizable impression of how "every 7th conductor being connected by a non-reversible tremi pipe to the differential girdle spring on the up end (thumbs up!) of the gram meters..."

I think the most significant part of this machine that really means a giant leap forward in encabulating technology is the quality of the logarithmic casings that theyve been able to fit. I mean, sidefumbling was rarely a problem under lab conditions, but very much so during daily use. These logarithmic casings by rockwell are so well syncro-meshed, there is basically no possible exit point for any rogue fumbling impulses by the quasi/semi-generator, at least when under professional supervision by a janitor.

@mrjuanderfuI

7 ай бұрын

Mmm I find it shallow and pedantic

@charlesscott5366

7 ай бұрын

I so agree! Who the heck would go with an arithmetic casing when you can get a logarithmic one?!?!? And the newest ones are logarithmic squared! What's not to love?

Back in 2010 I found a working second-generation retro encabulator in an old panametric repulsion office building that had been slated for destruction! It was once Reliance Electric's largest harmonic cardinoidal prefabrication facility, in Las Vermonas, CA. I used to walk past the building to get to the GRV matrix precipitator in San Guntero and you could hear the original semi-phemorial biforcation mounts struggling against the old temburnal pins in the ancillary tower. This was even before Rockwell first introduced fitted amulite casings, so the sperving bearings had no way to run directly to the panametrics. Eventually Rockwell nailed down IR current and the new phase detractors could finally sync not only ordinal, but also CARDINAL grammeters, and they opened a brand new facility in New Hornship across from Roosevelt Air Base, and the Las Vermonas drawn reciprocation building was shuttered along with the panametric repulsion division.

@TuckyTuck-rk7dq

Жыл бұрын

Andrew also plays with words. Quite well. :)

@lobsterfork

9 ай бұрын

I want this comment read allowed at my funeral.

@aaronb1195

9 ай бұрын

after an improperly maintained retro encabulator has its flange-mounted halving unit break loose leading to a multi-pitzel flux cascade, accelerating one of the trendle units right through your head, causing your untimely death? @@lobsterfork

@waltonsimons12

9 ай бұрын

The start of the cardinal grammeter era was a revolutionary moment in the encabulation industry, and the world is better off for it. And yet, I can't deny that I sort of miss the pre-cardinal era. There was something peaceful and relaxing-- almost zen-like, really-- about listening to the old semi-phemorial biforcation mounts slugging it out against the temburnal pins while encabulating the panametry. It was a sort of yin and yang thing, a reminder that in nature, forces that seem to be opposites are often actually complementary, working together as part of a greater whole. I suppose I'm a bit silly to be pondering the philosophical implications of old-school encabulatory technology. But like an old second-generation Reliance Electric retro encabulator, sometimes beauty is something you just stumble across.

@user-kr6ih2gz5l

9 ай бұрын

​Unfortunately, after all those years, I am still getting side fumbling when mounting up my encabulator, I thought they had fixed that!

I have watched this 100+ times. I always laugh out loud. How he does it with a straight face is beyond my funny ability. Priceless and Timeless

@GrantTarredus

9 ай бұрын

The guy’s extremely talented and deserves a lot of credit. This probably took multiple takes and there were likely a lot of flubs, but it’s hard to imagine anyone doing a finer job than this fellow.

@Tyler_Skye77

8 ай бұрын

I wanna know how he pronounced it all. I’m good at that, but I’d have a hard time, here 😄

@mickolesmana5899

6 ай бұрын

it is in-jokes among engineers to sound smarter. Other than turboencabulator, everything he said was actually correct, albeit with technicality namesake put into 11. example, Deltoid configuration: This is actually a triangle-shaped rotor wiring configuration for the motor rotor. Asymptotic logarithmic casing: Fancy way to say rectangular metal box, since the logarithm graph is in the shape of almost 90 degrees. Flux stuff: That's simply the physics that governs how the electrical motor works

@LT1

5 ай бұрын

​@@mickolesmana5899plus all the real brands for the parts and stuff. Really threw me the first time I saw this.

@SUPERFunStick

4 ай бұрын

I was wondering the same thing. I'm dead serious this guy is the best actor in human history to turn off his sense of humor and deliver the most ridiculous speech ever given and in a single take. There's no way I could ever get to that level of acting in a hundred years