I like how Russ is making an earnest effort but just can't handle the paperwork.

@justadogobeingdogo5766

Жыл бұрын

Despite failing, I’m sure a Guilman appreciated that he at least tried in the first place, the same cannot be said for Angron who just burned all the papers and screamed at the top of his lungs the whole time. Don’t even get me started on Alpharius and his tax evading Ways.

@minhducnguyen9276

Жыл бұрын

And I like how Gulliman tone didn't change even for a bit because he has seen this too many times.

@Unregistered.Hypercam.2.

Жыл бұрын

​@@justadogobeingdogo5766Alpharius just changed his SSN so many times it is practically impossible to tax him now

Few in the Imperium know the truth that it was the taxes that turned Angron and not the nails.

Yes Russ, we know your pain.

Jokes on Guilliman, once he finds out Fenrisian currency is a combination of gold coins (the value of which are established from transaction to transaction via shouting), ale, sharp objects and, of course, wolves. Where Russ to ever actually hand him a completed form, Guilliman would likely immediately have an aneurism.

@joseag3008

Жыл бұрын

JAJAJAJAJA me lo imagine convulsionando, y catachan contaria como zona de libre comercio o ahi que paso xd

@Unregistered.Hypercam.2.

Жыл бұрын

​@@joseag3008catachan? You mean fenris?

Even the mighty Lemen Russ is no match for the IRS!

@AquaFan1998

11 ай бұрын

What about angron? 😂

@chthulu27

11 ай бұрын

@@AquaFan1998 , he's virtually braindead, so no, he is also no match for the vicious tax collectors of the Imperium. They're also all Lucifer Black psychers incidentally.

As far as I’m concerned this is canon.

@darkelite1829

11 ай бұрын

That's why russ vanished from the setting and ran into the warp They didn't want to deal with Roboute and the Taxes anymore

I dont think the primarchs even get paid, pretty sure they are just kinda given resources

@weiyu114

Жыл бұрын

And that’s taxable.

@secondarytrollaccount

Жыл бұрын

​@@weiyu114you forget the geneseed tax the mechanicum hits the astartes with.

@JaysonVaughn

Жыл бұрын

@@secondarytrollaccount i thought that was the administratum

That was very nice of Rob to help Russ with his taxes.

@-TheMachineGod-

11 ай бұрын

Now let’s see him try to get enough evidence that Alpharius made more than $20 last year to refuse him government assistance

Russ want axes, not taxes.

Thing is Russ can probably do all of this, the dumb barbarian is just an act. He just don't care about it.

This proves Guilliman is the str0nkest; his mere presence can make his fellow Primarchs faint!

I literally did my taxes on a painting table just like this. My W2's were stained with nuln oil, 1099's weighted down with primed White Scars minis, and my child support documents sitting in an old Mechanicus box, repurposed for a more mundane task.

“Taxes are a part of life” where did we go so wrong, we were a bunch of fish in the ocean and now we get punished for not filing numbers that we owe the government THAT THEY KNOW BUT DONT TELL US!! WHY SHOULD FISH KNOW NUMBERS WHY DID WE DO THIS TO OURSELVES

@dadcoreguts5443

Жыл бұрын

Okay yes. However in this world if you fuck up one routing order once millions die.

@Frozenkoldfury

Жыл бұрын

"Tax Evasion is a crime, Vergil!"

@nick_a91

Жыл бұрын

@@Frozenkoldfury "It's an obligation!"

@Frozenkoldfury

Жыл бұрын

@@nick_a91 You. You understand.

@Frozenkoldfury

Жыл бұрын

@@nick_a91 You. You understand.

“Give money to the government? Brother we are the government! By our father, we live in a golden place the size of fang of Fenrish for wolven sake!”

In all reality, given that Guiliman is a master statesman, I imagined he found a way to streamline the process.

@Daabai

Жыл бұрын

He did not employ an American tax system.

@eugeneflores1810

Жыл бұрын

He is too tight as of right now after seeing those hive worlds

Leman Russ hates the Imperial Revenue Service but knows it's importance.

The IRS bows down to Guilliman🤣

@BIGBOSS-bu1jt

Жыл бұрын

Guilliman "I AM THE IRS"

@jamesxiaolong2199

Жыл бұрын

Fun fact, the Chaos God fear turning Guilliman into a Daemon. They’re afraid he’d mutate into an IRS auditor and make them account for the last 40,000 years of dodged taxes.

I mean they're getting along and to be fair Guilliman is looking out for Leman tax wise

never thought I'd relate so much to Russ.

I wanna imagine that Guilliman not only could make a actually efficient and fair tax system that is easy to understand and operate, but sticks to the complicated mess simply because he finds it genuinely entertaining.

So this is why Space Marine hoemworlds are exempt from the Imperial Tithe

-wheezes. Sweet Holy Terra that was classic 😂

Russ : Getting knockout by the lion's fist is more appealling than this 🐺

Thank you Sir, 1 day of struggle, then I saw your video and that starter went home, effin POS gave me a good fight tho.

Russ: "chhhkk" Opens another cold one.

I LOVE this

Taxes are not easy nor are they straightforward.

Im definately Russ in this scenario

back in my day the emperor had a text to speech device! not his AI sons doing taxes!! AND WE WERE HAPPY T_T lmao this is great!!

Im willing to bet doing taxes in the Imperium is easier than doing it in the US. Probably a lot more forgiving as well.

@JaysonVaughn

Жыл бұрын

yeah you just get exterminatus'd, instead of the torture we in the us do

Alan Rickman voiced robespierre ghilliesuite?

what do you think daemon primarch Fulgrim would’ve done

Why don't they teach us taxes in schools?!?!?!?

Why would primarchs even pay taxes?

@Daabai

Жыл бұрын

Because Malcador

@eugeneflores1810

Жыл бұрын

Primarch has own planets to "Govern"

@BIGBOSS-bu1jt

Жыл бұрын

@@eugeneflores1810 well Gilliman has 500 planets to govern he needs the resources to uplift all those planets then the ones outside of ultramar

Truly, roboute is my primarch. I do my own taxes, and don't actually hate it.(not that my income/tax bracket is that difficult mind you.)

I know your pain my brother😪😵‍💫🤬🤬🤬🤬

On his COGITATOR screen dammit, NOT his "computer" screen !!!! Keep it lore-appropriate, c'mon ... it's not hard. And not "the state" ... but "The Administratum" or Council of Terra .. anything but "the state" ...

Was that Liam Neeson for Russ? And Christopher Lee as the narrator?

Mood

I'm russ😬😵