“What if Rey’s *Palpatine’s* daughter... oh that would be gross..” God damn it, Robot Chicken, stop predicting the future!!

@monsieurcondottiero2685

4 жыл бұрын

Macaroni Pepperoni your comment is from a week ago - HOW DID YOU KNOW?!

@lamchop5035

4 жыл бұрын

yeeeaaaaaahhh....

@eeezaack3854

4 жыл бұрын

Macaroni Pepperoni spoilers? Damn bro

@austinharbin1134

4 жыл бұрын

Plot twist she's not

@FDNProductions

4 жыл бұрын

Macaroni Pepperoni u mean granddaughter

Robot chicken : Rey is palatine's daughter , j.j.abrams : write that down ,write that down

@jonnysupreme

4 жыл бұрын

Why? It's wrong

@galaxyandspiritstudios8242

4 жыл бұрын

@@jonnysupreme they were close she is papa Palpatine's grandaughter

@Silverheart575

4 жыл бұрын

"but change it a bit so. No-one notices".

@shounenbat510

4 жыл бұрын

@@galaxyandspiritstudios8242 Then they changed it again. She's Palpatine's clone's daughter, which is pretty close to actual daughter.

Palpatine's Daughter? They never realized how close they happened to be.

@nintenbetas

4 жыл бұрын

🤐

@tobyriecke3972

4 жыл бұрын

Jenna Kip wait a minute how was this posted a week ago?

@marcosgalvis3498

4 жыл бұрын

They fucking predicted it. A bloody parody predicted Rey true father.

@monsieurcondottiero2685

4 жыл бұрын

Jenna Kip dam bro this comment is from a week ago. How’d you know?

@gentle6400

4 жыл бұрын

Jenna Kip wot

"What if Rey is Palpatine's daughter?" Well you were close...

@loavesofbananasiscool6117

4 жыл бұрын

No she is

@jay_idk337

4 жыл бұрын

Granddaughter

@Dazzleriscuteandunderrated

4 жыл бұрын

Charles Waldrop Rey is the granddaughter of palpatine in the rise of Skywalker

@darthvitiate6355

4 жыл бұрын

Ray father is a failed clone of palpatine like snoke who also a clone of palpatine but unlike snoke he displays no force sensitive at all and was deemed a failure by palatine who only saw his clone as a means to continue the palpatine bloodline so Ray is his biological daughter

- Robot Chicken predicts the Darth Jar Jar Theory "Eh they were just lucky" - Robot Chicken predicts Rey Palpatine "Is it possible to learn this power?"

@davidhong1934

4 жыл бұрын

Not from the Mouse

@antonioruiz7629

4 жыл бұрын

it shows a lot about Star Wars that these out-of-nowhere theories turn out to be true

@jeffreysears3152

4 жыл бұрын

The path to the dark side is an opening to many abilities some consider unnatural

"F* you chewwie, whose life companion just died, I need to comfort the person who totally isn't my daughter."

@IrishDroid

5 жыл бұрын

And that happens to be Han Solo's BFF/Brothers Forever, and WHY DID YOU NOT HUG A WOOKIE!!! I WANT A WOOKIE HUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ilikepigeons6101

5 жыл бұрын

Andrew Hershberger in reality, Chewbacca was the one to ignore Leia and go after Finn while he was injured

@bipolingdaco1607

5 жыл бұрын

@@ilikepigeons6101 In reality JJ abrahms sucks at continuity.

@TheParanormalist0601

4 жыл бұрын

Except she really isn't her daughter.

@kyriss12

4 жыл бұрын

They're just continuing the tradition established during the award ceremony in return of the jedi. Everyone screws over the wookie.

2:20 “Stop resisting my mind powers” “oh but I am. With no force training whatsoever.”

@antichound4904

5 жыл бұрын

*Mary Sue syndrome intensifies*

@lunkystraydog6572

5 жыл бұрын

Disney destroyed the star wars franchise

@kimonmatara6903

5 жыл бұрын

AntiC Hound Episode I Anakin amnesia intensifies....

@christianclark347

5 жыл бұрын

@@kimonmatara6903 People didn't like that movie either, but consider this: little Anakin had heightened reflexes, yes, but he was only decent at racing after a lot of practice (his mother mentions many previous races and even some crashes). Rey was a crack shot on her second trigger pull, mind-tricked an adult human, used a force-pull several hours after learning the Force was not a myth, and beat a full-fledged fallen Jedi knight in a contest of will, force-use, and lightsaber combat. Feel free to like whatever you want, but please don't try to justify it.

@101superchao

5 жыл бұрын

Damn it Kathleen Kennedy!

“is that racist?, It's probably racist, it feels racist” 😂😂😂 that's gold

@gregp103

4 жыл бұрын

"gold" because of Mr T?! THAT'S racist!

@ShamanMcLamie

4 жыл бұрын

I don't see how it's racist. Landon is the only black guy in the galaxy.

I thought the nerd brought up legitimate points.

@fulcrumthebrave5715

5 жыл бұрын

You would, nerd

@garythestormtrooper5589

4 жыл бұрын

He did

@joshholmes4731

4 жыл бұрын

Oh my Gosh maybe Finn is related to Lando😱

@kingleeq4561

4 жыл бұрын

He did

@thegooseman90

4 жыл бұрын

better than HISHE

I laughed way harder than I should when Leia shoved off Chewey

When they were so close to guessing that rey is palpatine grandaughter.

@dwightmanne

4 жыл бұрын

Actually. She's the daughter

"palpatines daughter.."

@5o1stFilms

4 жыл бұрын

palpatine's grandaughter

@gregp103

4 жыл бұрын

"The trilogy is about the Kenobi family". "Rey is Luke's daughter". "Padme is Rey's mother". "Rey is a Coruscant 10". Their average is below the Mendoza line.

@mistermann4163

4 жыл бұрын

The Solo Skywalker family is an interesting comic to see, especially when you look at the fact that the daughter of Lea an Han (they had 3 kids) is just Finn with a story anyone could understand rather than being a confusing Mary Sue like Rey.

@jonnysupreme

4 жыл бұрын

...is wrong

"Coruscant 10/10, Jakku 4/10" LMAO

@nicholsjoshua15

4 жыл бұрын

She's a 3 at least on any planet. She ain't no Leia or Padme.

@Blackout201_

4 жыл бұрын

All I say is that it's time to go to Jakku for me

@gregp103

4 жыл бұрын

adding LMAO really makes that line pop. Do you work in Hollywood punching up scripts?

@Davidofthelost

4 жыл бұрын

A Corusant 10 and even a Jakku 4 wouldn’t be as flat as a board and have a personality.

"isn't the speed of light constant" Less than 10 seconds in and this clip already mind f*cked me

@iBloodxHunter

5 жыл бұрын

Given that they're not lasers, that wouldn't be a problem. The problem is that since it's plasma, it wouldn't accelerate when he let go like in the movie and even more it would dissipate and eventually snuff out while floating there.

@PainRain_

4 жыл бұрын

@@iBloodxHunter but...IT LOOKS SO COOL

@childdestroyedchilddestroy4554

4 жыл бұрын

Your dumb then😂

@user-ve7lu4hp4r

4 жыл бұрын

The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities that some consider to be unnatural

@millabasset1710

4 жыл бұрын

I'm not a physicist, but I know everything is medium specific.

"Sadly, I'm a Coruscant 10 but a Jakku 4." So the horrible desert planet churns out hyperhotties? Besides Rey, I mean.

@rycalamo2684

4 жыл бұрын

And they say Jakku is a terrible planet

@TheCinderfang

4 жыл бұрын

Or they have wildly different preferences

“Your droid is really chatty and... racist... I think.”

Leia ignoring chewy was one of the most stupid moments ever recorded in film history

lol when ray says she's blocking his mind force powers with no training at all. %100 accurate.

@KaizerMan

4 жыл бұрын

It’s a fantasy concept in a fantasy franchise. No such things as quantifiable percentage accuracy or realism, regardless of how much the nerds wish there was.

@swiftstreak98

4 жыл бұрын

The result of no fucks given by the writers whatsoever

@gregp103

4 жыл бұрын

100%*

@NG-gy6iv

4 жыл бұрын

So does everyone else whos not weak minded

Brilliant!! The chewie hug snub still irks!

@joeiorio9654

5 жыл бұрын

Villafarrell I love the movie and even I know I have a problem with it. Hell, JJ has a problem with it. When the director of the movie referees something then that’s when I go “Huh” That’s one of my few gripes with the film. Yes Starkiller Base is dumb and Phasma has more to do, but the movie is so much fun.

"The Farce Awokens" Definitely a more fitting title.

During the anti-climactic scene where the intimidating and mysterious Kylo Ren took off his mask revealing that it had no purpose besides being scaaaawwwie, I remember hearing nothing, except one person in the theatre saying in the most monotone voice "That's unfortunate."

@masterson0713

5 жыл бұрын

Damn. That sums it up too well.

@RyAn-sj7ck

5 жыл бұрын

John Doe well all you're supposed to hear is people munching and slurping and the odd idiot who forgot to turn their phone to silent get a notification

@jackgray7414

5 жыл бұрын

and then everyone clapped

@JeremiahDouglas

5 жыл бұрын

that's cause he died sadly in the last Death Star. Or maybe he surived and what ever planet they show the shard of the death star he's on it? that be cool

@LeeroyPorkins

4 жыл бұрын

I have a friend who said "Ewwwwww! Put it back on!"

"Did you really have sex with Carrie Fisher, she said yes in a book." Imma assume that quote from bb-8 is canon

Even here Han's death hurts, damn

@SpookyMarine

5 жыл бұрын

Texas Trad Fuck off with your "True Fans" whinging.

@abnormallylargemonkey9334

4 жыл бұрын

@@SpookyMarine disney ruined star wars

@mikeattard3543

4 жыл бұрын

@Texas Trad Disney has screwed up Star Wars so bad. I'll give them a chance to save it with the last one, but if not then it'll just be like they never happened as far as I'm concerned.

@SangNguyen-ql3qm

4 жыл бұрын

@Texas Trad I feel ya bro!

@DarkWinter-nz3vc

4 жыл бұрын

You right man...😭😭😭you right

@ 1:32 “What if Rey is Palpatine’s daughter with Padme...”!! -Robot Chicken and Seth Green weren’t joking. They were right. Tell the fans they were right.

@Wolfgang-vd8kx

4 жыл бұрын

Franky Wolfe Granddaughter

@DjSpin2Win2092

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@faisalmemon285

4 жыл бұрын

Jar Jar Abrams didn’t do a good job hiding this fact while filming TLJ. Basically everyone knew. He didn’t take precaution. He also didn’t care as evidenced by the opening crawl: “Palpatine is back! Deal with it.”

This had more plot than the original.

@fridaynightnicktoons6885

5 жыл бұрын

Less plot holes too

@xkee2013

5 жыл бұрын

If you meant the actual shit show that was The Force Awakens than I totally agree!!

@choose3373

5 жыл бұрын

Plot was to find Luke.

@craigrobbins2463

5 жыл бұрын

exposition is not plot

@deadshot5007

5 жыл бұрын

@@fridaynightnicktoons6885 How the fuck are there many plot holes?

They seriously need to do a Palpatine sketch of the new movie

@davidhong1934

4 жыл бұрын

Palpatine: Welcome, foolish granddaughter! Prepare yourself, for the fall of the- (Giant arm moves sideways) Palpatine: No, no! Other way. (Giant arm moves diagonally) Rey: Do...do you need a moment? Palpatine: No, no. Just give me a second. I know what I'm doing. (Giant disco ball descends) Palpatine: Okay, why is that even an option!

@TheyWantMeGone69

4 жыл бұрын

@@davidhong1934 YES! Palpatine:(Falling from shaft freeze frame) Woah Woah, Woah, what are we doing back here? We did this crap already? Huh? Oh, right, that's right. I forgot to mention, after my fall down this endless craphole, I managed to cheat death. Well not really, there was a lot of pain and suffering before it got to that point. Would you like to hear the story? No? Well too bad because you guys asked for more and this stuff wasn't cheap to make (hits windshield of millennium falcon) AHH MOTHERF***** Lando and Nien Numb: AHHHHH Palpatine: (Gets swept into space floating) aaaand there's the pain and suffering part I was talking about. Okay now, onto the new stuff.

It's sad when everyones favorite character in the sequels is a droid.

@fireblast8972

4 жыл бұрын

You mean like how the favorite character of the whole franchise was already a droid?

@NN-yw2sx

4 жыл бұрын

Not everyone lol

@KaizerMan

4 жыл бұрын

I don’t really have a favourite character of the sequels really. But then again I don’t have a favourite of the prequels or original either. I’m personally a bit too old for favourite Star Wars characters, lol. I will original & prequel trilogies had a lot more likeable characters though. Like even though I personally dislike the first two prequels more than the first two sequels, I do think prequel Obi Wan, Liam Neeson & Samuel L Jackson are more unique and memorable than the sequel characters who are tolerable but seemingly lacking in personality and character depth, imo.

@nicholsjoshua15

4 жыл бұрын

My favorite character is thw ending credits. At least that means the shit show is over.

@TheWeepingDalek

4 жыл бұрын

R2d2 was ny fav of the OT tho

Hollywood literally stole ideas, not only from the *nuked EU, but also on a Robot Chicken parody*

@jackle7896

4 жыл бұрын

*Disney

@dennisbowen452

4 жыл бұрын

I forgot the EU had that terrible palpatine not being dead thing.

@venlocity2

4 жыл бұрын

@@dennisbowen452 yeah but at least that had the decency to say it's a clone instead of "oh I and a part of the death star survived literally turning into space dust and got back to work with my super secret second plans since I totally knew this was gonna happen from the start lol"

i remember watching the film for the first time and i was shocked that Chewie didn't get a hug from Leia, but she would hug a person she only knew for a few minutes. even Abrams said he regretted that mistake

We need another Robot Chicken Star Wars special.

@fridaynightnicktoons6885

5 жыл бұрын

Disney won't let em.....but hey,George is the evil greedy one,right haters?

@Michael_ORourke

5 жыл бұрын

@@fridaynightnicktoons6885 What are you talking about? They did a sketch for a Disney Star Wars movie. They're parodies, Disney can't stop them.

@Michael_ORourke

5 жыл бұрын

@@fridaynightnicktoons6885What are you talking about? They did a sketch for a Disney Star Wars movie. They're parodies, Disney can't stop them.

@MichaelGonzalez-hd7kk

4 жыл бұрын

@@Michael_ORourke Technically they can do parodies of Star Wars BUT they wont without Disney's permission. When Family Guy did theirs, they had George Lucus' permission and cooperation. They even had some of the original cast members doing the characters voices. Once again, Seth McFarland could have done it legally with out permission, but Seth being who he is, would not have done it that way and that is why RC wont either.

@johnmichinock752

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed, but Disney is so stuck up and sensitive that they won’t let them

Sad Chewie. It's ridiculous that Chewie and Leia didn't have any interaction.

4 years later and this is still comedy gold

"I was cutting off a log." Pretty much sums up The Last Jedi. So, kudos on the forceshadowing.

@kingsachem1261

4 жыл бұрын

I don't get it? Can you elaborate ?

3:20 I literally died at that part xD

@THEGamer-be2dd

4 жыл бұрын

I know right

@billnyetherussianspy1596

4 жыл бұрын

To be fair, was Leia ever really friends with chewie? I mean the the first time they met she called him a walking carpet

Robot Chicken will have no idea what to do for The Last Jedi, because that movie is already a farce in the style of Robot Chicken.

@balkcsiaboot3297

5 жыл бұрын

touche

@jerichamesclammay3107

5 жыл бұрын

yes, but apparently that horrible film takes itself waaaay too seriously. Open prey for RC

@kaleb749

5 жыл бұрын

So clever, so smart, do original. *rolls eyes*

@BABBLESTHEWALRUS127

5 жыл бұрын

That's the Mickie Mouse Death Star for ya! Force awakens is fun. Between Ep.3 and Rouge 1, it's about Starkiller.

@ThemFuzzyMonsters

5 жыл бұрын

RC will need to do a hugely long episode to tackle The Last Jedi ... it's nothing but idiocy that thing.

3:10 Didn't even have the janitor grumbling about people falling of ledges, 0/10

@ggt47

5 жыл бұрын

Probably retired.

@ilikepigeons6101

5 жыл бұрын

XD

@adad87821

5 жыл бұрын

he probably said "oh godammet i just cleaned that spike!!!"

@clxwncrxwn

4 жыл бұрын

I think he finally got that transfer before the Death Star blew up.

@justinbuckley1939

4 жыл бұрын

he’s gotta get that transfer to the supremacy

2:07 that Bane quote was so hilarious!

1:34 how the hell did they know that

1:13 I'm definitely not a stormtrooper... deserves a oscar of the best liar in this holy multiverse

@samgrebe8290

4 жыл бұрын

Is he?

Him quoting Bane to Kylo had me cracked up 😂 😆

Did they just predict the rise of Skywalker plot

@Harogrim

4 жыл бұрын

"plot"

When are we gonna get the last Jedi spoof on robot chicken ? :/ I love the Star Wars episodes

@ParasiteXX

5 жыл бұрын

To be fair. TLJ is already a spoof of itself in it's current form.

@choose3373

5 жыл бұрын

@@ParasiteXX not really. Maybe the corny ass jokes has some robot chicken humour that's about all I see.

@tdee2715

5 жыл бұрын

@@choose3373 the last jedi was at least original unlike this mess haha

“Isn’t the speed of light constant?” lolol

2:57 Han died because he didn’t say the 3rd

Ah. Baron von Poonslayer. Never heard of a Sith Lord dubbed that before. ...Anakin.

@russellcough4576

5 жыл бұрын

Thrawn fukn luv it....lol

@DreddPirateRoberts

5 жыл бұрын

The Third

When Robot Chicken writes Luke better than Rian Johnson

This totally better than the entire sequel trilogy

3:24 "ughhh get the fuck out of here" LMAO

2:26 Pretty much sums up my first impression of Kylo Ren.

"The millennium falcon! What are the odds?" Haha

Omg they predicted that ray is related to palpatine

Damn, Robot Chicken was ahead of it’s time

Way better than the Hollywood version.

Glad they included Leia's snub of Chewie. Poor Chewie. :(

"I'm Rey, I'm scoivenger."

3:24 me: MOM!!! My mom: get the f*#/ outta hear

This is 100% accurate and 100% better than the actual film.

Captures the image pretty well with still beeing funnier! :D

BB8 sounds like Neil from "Family Guy" and was so accurate as a fanboy.

@jackreacher7029

5 жыл бұрын

Sounds like sid from ice age.

Now THAT was funny especially the parts where they make it obvious that Rey had no prior training. Good jokes and good job as usual, RC!

This is hauntingly accurate...

1:19 Me being hyped for the Last Jedi only to be extremely disappointed.

3:25 that shit pissed me off that Leia ignored Chewbacca to go mourn with fuckin Rey who’s she’s never met before. It was that moment when I realized Star Wars was in trouble with Disney handling it

Oh Lord. It's so on the spot it hurts. Best moment: When Leia 'consoles' Chewy!

1:32 eh... close

Lol thank God for robot chicken. Having the balls to call out this trash for what it is.

This just instantly cured my mood😂🤣. It’s about time these guys slandered this mess.

That ending with Chewie is both hilarious, and shows the idiocy of this movie.

This is better than the 3 films together lol

A lot more entertaining than the actual movie.

It’s uncanny how accurate this is

This is 10 times better than the sequel trilogy.

I was kinda hoping for the janitor to come and sweep hans body

Who is watching after rise of Skywalker

@karenstrong6734

4 жыл бұрын

r1se_ CNB 8 I did.

@freebee8221

4 жыл бұрын

That was the worst star wars movie ever!

@emperor_msk

4 жыл бұрын

@@freebee8221 The Last Jedi was much worse...

@adad87821

4 жыл бұрын

me too i wish they couldve done more robot chicken pardoes and have seth macfarlen reprise his role as emprore palpatine

@SentientPotatoXIII

4 жыл бұрын

@@emperor_msk actually after rewatching recently, there were some parts I liked. Rose was annoying af though. Disliked the whole casino town section of the movie.

You can always rely on humor to expose truth.

"What if the Star Wars saga is really about the kenobis?" Close, it's about the Palpatines

Fun fact: blaster bolts are more than likely contained bolts of plasma like lightsabers and not light beams. If they were light beams, they would look like lasgun shots from Warhammer 40K.

"What if Rey was Palpatine's daughter..." And Robot Chicken yet again gets something right before it happens. I'll bet Jar Jar and Kuntleen actually got the idea from this sketch.

Well he wasn't too wrong about palpatine! Biggest let down EVER!

I'm either Kylo Ren or Baron Von Poon Slayer the 3rd! 😂😂 2:47

3:06 A brutal unceremonious death of an icon is everything we could hope for in a starwars movie that we'll never see in a Disney movie.

Mort Goldman!! What’s family guy doing here!

They need to make a new one of these

‘The Star Destroyer Valdez - Site of the worst drink driving accident in Empire history’ xD

This is surprisingly accurate.

1:55 I thought he was supposed to be a star wars nerd. Wookie lifespans average out at 400 years or more. Chewbacca is around 200 in a new hope, which means he is about 230 to 240.

@danielknapp159

4 жыл бұрын

To put that in context, in the force awakens, chewie is at the same stage of life as a human of about 45 years old. (Assuming an average lifespan of 75)

Finally, been waiting 5 years

haha she turned out being palpatine´s grand-daughter

That's literally the movie lmao 🤣

That last bit with Luke Skywalker now that's how you subvert expectations

The farce awakens lmao. So on point 👌

Perfect movie. 10/10

"Okay, I'm out of here." Yeah, I know the feeling. 🙂

Brilliant ... can't wait for more. Between The Farce Awakens and The Last Jedi, RC is in business for another decade or two.

@GenericUsername-qp1ww

5 жыл бұрын

Di$ney: "making fun of a property of ours? I dont think so" seriously, Di$ney clearly wont allow it, otherwise Robot Chicken would be flooded with TLJ parodies

They actually predicted RoS

Sums up the movie perfectly, but actually makes sense. 10/10

2:13 He is actually very right about this.

Sure. Palpatine had a daughter with Ysanne Isard, and she's somehow not a conniving evil female dog.

Back from one year adolt swim hiatus. Glad nothing has changed

Is nobody wondering, how the nerds head is staying on bb8s body, while he is rolling around?