Roasting Your Bikes on Fixie Points (not clickbait)
After five years, I'm ready to roast your bikes again. Fixie Points is the show where you all submit pictures and stories of your bikes for me to brutally roast and arbitrarily award Fixie Points. Us fixed gear riders spend too much time agonizing over every single detail on our bikes to make our bikes as beautiful (or not) as possible. Fixie Points don't matter; they're just for fun. Let the roasting begin!
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He really brought fixie points back? 😮
@theonlyalan731
22 күн бұрын
Yeah, boi
@janemf
21 күн бұрын
yessssss
Oh we're so back. Just in time as I'm going to finish my build next week. Can't wait to get it roasted.
"Your money has outgrown your taste" is a bar 🔥
That Thomson post really brings together the lines of the seat tube 🤣
"couldnt afford 2 rolls of bar tape" DAYUM....roasted
@reginaldfowle4586
2 күн бұрын
I thought he did that to be able to change bars. Can't put bar tape threw a quill stem
@reginaldfowle4586
2 күн бұрын
But your roast wad funny lol
Just one month of marriage made Zach wanting to do something out of loop 😊
Can't roast what hasn't been built yet, I'm safe
When my wife's boyfriend isn't roasting my fixie I prefer Zach to roast it 😩😩
That Zack Gallardo bike chain friendship bracelet gets... -69 fixie points.
"Welcome to ZGCN!"
Carbon is vibration dampening, not always for 'going fast' ive had both a carbon cockpit vs an aluminum one and while you ride dirt you feel a lot less bumps and shock while riding carbon but you also arent sacrificing much stiffness
I think the last few Fixie Points back in the day, we could tell your heart wasn't really in it anymore, but this one slaps. Certainly guffawed at a few of these roasts. "The heaviest wheels money can buy." Feels like 2016 baby.
@tongpocalypse151
22 күн бұрын
... And it's not that much money (AliExpress) 🤣
Go ahead and have fun roasting man, we're here for it!
Yesss finally fixiepoints is backk, pls do more episodes :)
Can’t believe it’s been five years already since you stopped it but glad it’s back. Got some good chuckles.
it's been 3,000 years...
Let's gooooo!!!! finally fixie points back! ive been asking for like a year now!
Been waiting for this
Les go baby gotta send my bike in now
This was fantastic fun! I am so embarrassed of my saved from the road side trash day hi-tensil General 10 speed conversion now. But, it does get ridden pretty hard on a regular basis. Best feature? If it gets stolen the thief would most likely bring it back.
that wabi with knobbies was sick
I feel like if I send him pictures of my bike he could do a whole 15 minute roast only about one bike. There is so much more going on, than with these simple fixie bikes :)
So glad this has come back!
Honestly I think you should do these type of videos once a month. Super entertaining.
Fixie points! YES!!!!🙌🏾
Aw shit fixie points, todays a good day
YES! We've all been waiting for too long. Some nasty ride here
YOOOO, no way, its back. Too bad I didnt submit mine in time for this one
Can we have one of these videos but with velodrome bikes
lovin fixie points
back!!!! awesome. 5:10 so good. 11:48 its all about getting torque for the hills. 14:00 bike is dope.
So good! Lol. I am going to have to submit my bike for sure.
And when we had lost all hope… he brought it back!
Yoooooooo!!! My favorite video series!!!!
I love the concept of: the richer you are, the more fixie points you get. :D
More Fixie Points Videos!
gold
I just love this, so cool
Bro when I'm done making my party bike it's over for y'all
Yes gotta send in my bike!
Yap…..This is good
I’m so pumped right now
Oh hell yeah.. gotta send you my bike 😅
That was so embarrassing...do me, do me
Great vid!
nice! fixie points are back
So excited
Let's goooooo! love how Fixie points is essentially a snarky rapid fire bike check I could look at the details on people's bikes for hours & your jokes are too funny.
Zack woke up n chose madness fr
I love fixie points vids,when is the next one?
Its finally back XD
The small and medium size Aerotracks have a sloping top tube, and there's still about 1" clearance to the curved part of the seat tube with the wheel slammed in the dropouts.
We’re so back
W fixie points. W blink 182. W Zach
Haha get'em Zach 😂
FINALLYYYYYUUU
I gotta send you mine. 😁
Winner should get a fixie points sticker 😂
Zach do my green cannondale track from Chicago
I can die peacefully now
please do moree
2:09 state restarted the production omniums and they sell them for 300$+
That last bike is… a vibe
pleaaaaseee do more
Yes
heavy ass aluminum tri spoke on steel frame
I just seen blink too on tues!!!
My red aero track in the top left corner
15:13 Look at how Zach is losing 5W for waving his dress
I (allegedly) purchased the very last tap water bottle from you (which i can not find as it seems my nephew misplaced it. Because f#ckin' nephews...) so I suppose I need to purchase this as well (and not allow the nephew to take hold of it). Apologies for all the needles parenthetical...
Why is your camera so good
Your laptop looks like a square cement tile. How would you find it if you leave it on the ground?
Finally🎉
Don't swifties have bracelets like that? -73 pop culture points
Leeeesgooooo🎉
Hahhahahaha 😅 roast me next
Anyone have recommendations on a nike to buy? Started with a 05' bianchi pista, ready to move on to something newer. Maybe alluminum frame?
i think the khs wannabe is a legit frame just the axel to crown on the fork is too tall ... thats why it slopes backwards
@mstrshkbrnnn1999
17 күн бұрын
That’s exactly it. It’s my homies bike and he got it as a frame and found that fork and slapped it on.
What straps on that pink camp???😮😮
I should send pics of my 'Crossafix', right after a muddy trail ride, just to get a rise out of him! FUNCTION> fashion RIDER, not the freakin bike
Carbon is stronger 💪
bro no one rides kilo tt?
Kapow take that
can you do my build i Got a Nice Dolan Pre cursa All njs parts
This might be garys fault
where do i upload my images 😭
My carbon MTB weighs 37 lbs
On a background are sounds of bicycle hell where ugliest monsters with pedals ripped apart bit by bit with handheld grinder... Noice.😈 No, seriously to be honest we also have such neighbours and in apartment building not a separate hause... And in such moments I also extremely salty.
😂😂😂
Monkey poop brown is right! Surly and All city had some awful paint schemes.
Bro thinks he's gary
@alexsch9956
22 күн бұрын
Naaa he started it way back in the days. I love gary but is "roasting" sucks, Zach's is at least entertaining
Everything sram does is their fault
Can I get one of your fixies I’m to broke to get one myself and I don’t want to wait any longer to ride one🙏🙏
This bike show is so bad! It only talks about fixed gear bikes! Yoooo! Didn't you hear about the free wheel invention ? No, of course not. You just want to stay fixed, not free. -100 free points. And I also have something else to do like going to cool laser concert show. Arf. Adios.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! FINALLY! THANK YOU!