Roasting Your Bikes on Fixie Points (not clickbait)

After five years, I'm ready to roast your bikes again. Fixie Points is the show where you all submit pictures and stories of your bikes for me to brutally roast and arbitrarily award Fixie Points. Us fixed gear riders spend too much time agonizing over every single detail on our bikes to make our bikes as beautiful (or not) as possible. Fixie Points don't matter; they're just for fun. Let the roasting begin!
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  • @christianvalencia7624
    @christianvalencia762423 күн бұрын

    He really brought fixie points back? 😮

  • @theonlyalan731

    @theonlyalan731

    22 күн бұрын

    Yeah, boi

  • @janemf

    @janemf

    21 күн бұрын

    yessssss

  • @Adam-js4pr
    @Adam-js4pr23 күн бұрын

    Oh we're so back. Just in time as I'm going to finish my build next week. Can't wait to get it roasted.

  • @bebopman5
    @bebopman522 күн бұрын

    "Your money has outgrown your taste" is a bar 🔥

  • @tongpocalypse151
    @tongpocalypse15122 күн бұрын

    That Thomson post really brings together the lines of the seat tube 🤣

  • @Wzded
    @Wzded19 күн бұрын

    "couldnt afford 2 rolls of bar tape" DAYUM....roasted

  • @reginaldfowle4586

    @reginaldfowle4586

    2 күн бұрын

    I thought he did that to be able to change bars. Can't put bar tape threw a quill stem

  • @reginaldfowle4586

    @reginaldfowle4586

    2 күн бұрын

    But your roast wad funny lol

  • @event4216
    @event421622 күн бұрын

    Just one month of marriage made Zach wanting to do something out of loop 😊

  • @zoinked1351
    @zoinked135122 күн бұрын

    Can't roast what hasn't been built yet, I'm safe

  • @solodolo6018
    @solodolo601823 күн бұрын

    When my wife's boyfriend isn't roasting my fixie I prefer Zach to roast it 😩😩

  • @Mr.A_nyc
    @Mr.A_nyc22 күн бұрын

    That Zack Gallardo bike chain friendship bracelet gets... -69 fixie points.

  • @fral4149
    @fral414922 күн бұрын

    "Welcome to ZGCN!"

  • @w1tnessx
    @w1tnessx22 күн бұрын

    Carbon is vibration dampening, not always for 'going fast' ive had both a carbon cockpit vs an aluminum one and while you ride dirt you feel a lot less bumps and shock while riding carbon but you also arent sacrificing much stiffness

  • @Davidesrajohn
    @Davidesrajohn22 күн бұрын

    I think the last few Fixie Points back in the day, we could tell your heart wasn't really in it anymore, but this one slaps. Certainly guffawed at a few of these roasts. "The heaviest wheels money can buy." Feels like 2016 baby.

  • @tongpocalypse151

    @tongpocalypse151

    22 күн бұрын

    ... And it's not that much money (AliExpress) 🤣

  • @lonelydriver1421
    @lonelydriver142123 күн бұрын

    Go ahead and have fun roasting man, we're here for it!

  • @lucius5048
    @lucius504822 күн бұрын

    Yesss finally fixiepoints is backk, pls do more episodes :)

  • @dannystarkridesfixed
    @dannystarkridesfixed23 күн бұрын

    Can’t believe it’s been five years already since you stopped it but glad it’s back. Got some good chuckles.

  • @NinTeo2DSXL
    @NinTeo2DSXL23 күн бұрын

    it's been 3,000 years...

  • @TBrownProductions
    @TBrownProductions2 күн бұрын

    Let's gooooo!!!! finally fixie points back! ive been asking for like a year now!

  • @danielphilipnavarro4061
    @danielphilipnavarro406123 күн бұрын

    Been waiting for this

  • @isaacheatley7989
    @isaacheatley798923 күн бұрын

    Les go baby gotta send my bike in now

  • @wallacegrooms7791
    @wallacegrooms779122 күн бұрын

    This was fantastic fun! I am so embarrassed of my saved from the road side trash day hi-tensil General 10 speed conversion now. But, it does get ridden pretty hard on a regular basis. Best feature? If it gets stolen the thief would most likely bring it back.

  • @Jaysee2164
    @Jaysee216422 күн бұрын

    that wabi with knobbies was sick

  • @WCIIIReiniger
    @WCIIIReiniger22 күн бұрын

    I feel like if I send him pictures of my bike he could do a whole 15 minute roast only about one bike. There is so much more going on, than with these simple fixie bikes :)

  • @EliteSim27
    @EliteSim2712 күн бұрын

    So glad this has come back!

  • @ynottony9141
    @ynottony914123 күн бұрын

    Honestly I think you should do these type of videos once a month. Super entertaining.

  • @milesthomas1075
    @milesthomas107522 күн бұрын

    Fixie points! YES!!!!🙌🏾

  • @westonchristmas2645
    @westonchristmas264522 күн бұрын

    Aw shit fixie points, todays a good day

  • @tensiondechaine
    @tensiondechaine22 күн бұрын

    YES! We've all been waiting for too long. Some nasty ride here

  • @justkirt4282
    @justkirt428223 күн бұрын

    YOOOO, no way, its back. Too bad I didnt submit mine in time for this one

  • @slon911
    @slon91122 күн бұрын

    Can we have one of these videos but with velodrome bikes

  • @y8rk158
    @y8rk15822 күн бұрын

    lovin fixie points

  • @clothshorse
    @clothshorse22 күн бұрын

    back!!!! awesome. 5:10 so good. 11:48 its all about getting torque for the hills. 14:00 bike is dope.

  • @jlgmgc
    @jlgmgc22 күн бұрын

    So good! Lol. I am going to have to submit my bike for sure.

  • @urobos1
    @urobos123 күн бұрын

    And when we had lost all hope… he brought it back!

  • @codycody792
    @codycody79222 күн бұрын

    Yoooooooo!!! My favorite video series!!!!

  • @BeastyBite
    @BeastyBite22 күн бұрын

    I love the concept of: the richer you are, the more fixie points you get. :D

  • @marcinsikora8332
    @marcinsikora833222 күн бұрын

    More Fixie Points Videos!

  • @azudash1469
    @azudash146923 күн бұрын

    gold

  • @dannyhernandez1202
    @dannyhernandez120223 күн бұрын

    I just love this, so cool

  • @Screech9
    @Screech921 күн бұрын

    Bro when I'm done making my party bike it's over for y'all

  • @thevaultrecordingstudio
    @thevaultrecordingstudio22 күн бұрын

    Yes gotta send in my bike!

  • @cxf5512
    @cxf551222 күн бұрын

    Yap…..This is good

  • @GoogleGradschool
    @GoogleGradschool22 күн бұрын

    I’m so pumped right now

  • @nayrdrumr
    @nayrdrumr22 күн бұрын

    Oh hell yeah.. gotta send you my bike 😅

  • @dannyhernandez1202
    @dannyhernandez120220 күн бұрын

    That was so embarrassing...do me, do me

  • @RuffneckScarves
    @RuffneckScarves17 күн бұрын

    Great vid!

  • @roguecode2354
    @roguecode235422 күн бұрын

    nice! fixie points are back

  • @markuskorn4829
    @markuskorn482923 күн бұрын

    So excited

  • @tommyofastora
    @tommyofastora22 күн бұрын

    Let's goooooo! love how Fixie points is essentially a snarky rapid fire bike check I could look at the details on people's bikes for hours & your jokes are too funny.

  • @cxf5512
    @cxf551222 күн бұрын

    Zack woke up n chose madness fr

  • @lometatron357
    @lometatron35722 күн бұрын

    I love fixie points vids,when is the next one?

  • @nlwnjn
    @nlwnjn22 күн бұрын

    Its finally back XD

  • @Meccanico208
    @Meccanico20822 күн бұрын

    The small and medium size Aerotracks have a sloping top tube, and there's still about 1" clearance to the curved part of the seat tube with the wheel slammed in the dropouts.

  • @baysiderolla
    @baysiderolla22 күн бұрын

    We’re so back

  • @feelsuwu
    @feelsuwu21 күн бұрын

    W fixie points. W blink 182. W Zach

  • @G_Ozare
    @G_Ozare5 күн бұрын

    Haha get'em Zach 😂

  • @FIXIELATED
    @FIXIELATED22 күн бұрын

    FINALLYYYYYUUU

  • @nate-city
    @nate-city12 күн бұрын

    I gotta send you mine. 😁

  • @davidramio
    @davidramio22 күн бұрын

    Winner should get a fixie points sticker 😂

  • @marcelino.i.v
    @marcelino.i.v23 күн бұрын

    Zach do my green cannondale track from Chicago

  • @Donovangulya
    @Donovangulya22 күн бұрын

    I can die peacefully now

  • @standoffmania7213
    @standoffmania72134 сағат бұрын

    please do moree

  • @christianishima7098
    @christianishima709822 күн бұрын

    2:09 state restarted the production omniums and they sell them for 300$+

  • @jarperhones5364
    @jarperhones536422 күн бұрын

    That last bike is… a vibe

  • @markyquindoza1792
    @markyquindoza17926 күн бұрын

    pleaaaaseee do more

  • @channelone422
    @channelone42222 күн бұрын

    Yes

  • @assortedexorcist2645
    @assortedexorcist264521 күн бұрын

    heavy ass aluminum tri spoke on steel frame

  • @nova-jo1649
    @nova-jo164920 күн бұрын

    I just seen blink too on tues!!!

  • @Withtheworst
    @Withtheworst22 күн бұрын

    My red aero track in the top left corner

  • @Eimrine
    @Eimrine20 күн бұрын

    15:13 Look at how Zach is losing 5W for waving his dress

  • @theonlyalan731
    @theonlyalan73122 күн бұрын

    I (allegedly) purchased the very last tap water bottle from you (which i can not find as it seems my nephew misplaced it. Because f#ckin' nephews...) so I suppose I need to purchase this as well (and not allow the nephew to take hold of it). Apologies for all the needles parenthetical...

  • @Jimbobstitch
    @Jimbobstitch22 күн бұрын

    Why is your camera so good

  • @risue08
    @risue0822 күн бұрын

    Your laptop looks like a square cement tile. How would you find it if you leave it on the ground?

  • @Quill13
    @Quill1323 күн бұрын

    Finally🎉

  • @MaxHeadbroom87
    @MaxHeadbroom877 күн бұрын

    Don't swifties have bracelets like that? -73 pop culture points

  • @user-td8xg5zc2i
    @user-td8xg5zc2i22 күн бұрын

    Leeeesgooooo🎉

  • @thebigfish9041
    @thebigfish9041Күн бұрын

    Hahhahahaha 😅 roast me next

  • @Avram1919
    @Avram191922 күн бұрын

    Anyone have recommendations on a nike to buy? Started with a 05' bianchi pista, ready to move on to something newer. Maybe alluminum frame?

  • @Ptrmrkks
    @Ptrmrkks22 күн бұрын

    i think the khs wannabe is a legit frame just the axel to crown on the fork is too tall ... thats why it slopes backwards

  • @mstrshkbrnnn1999

    @mstrshkbrnnn1999

    17 күн бұрын

    That’s exactly it. It’s my homies bike and he got it as a frame and found that fork and slapped it on.

  • @KaydenThegoatinsen
    @KaydenThegoatinsen8 күн бұрын

    What straps on that pink camp???😮😮

  • @rollinrat4850
    @rollinrat485022 күн бұрын

    I should send pics of my 'Crossafix', right after a muddy trail ride, just to get a rise out of him! FUNCTION> fashion RIDER, not the freakin bike

  • @galenkehler
    @galenkehler22 күн бұрын

    Carbon is stronger 💪

  • @lancercool1992
    @lancercool199213 күн бұрын

    bro no one rides kilo tt?

  • @leebridgwater
    @leebridgwater22 күн бұрын

    Kapow take that

  • @RatiiKnifes
    @RatiiKnifes22 күн бұрын

    can you do my build i Got a Nice Dolan Pre cursa All njs parts

  • @Orney
    @Orney10 күн бұрын

    This might be garys fault

  • @aeoeo
    @aeoeo22 күн бұрын

    where do i upload my images 😭

  • @jamesjenkins8373
    @jamesjenkins837320 күн бұрын

    My carbon MTB weighs 37 lbs

  • @MikhaelHausgeist
    @MikhaelHausgeist22 күн бұрын

    On a background are sounds of bicycle hell where ugliest monsters with pedals ripped apart bit by bit with handheld grinder... Noice.😈 No, seriously to be honest we also have such neighbours and in apartment building not a separate hause... And in such moments I also extremely salty.

  • @Aromapablo
    @Aromapablo23 күн бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @kimrice394
    @kimrice39421 күн бұрын

    Monkey poop brown is right! Surly and All city had some awful paint schemes.

  • @CryptJeeper
    @CryptJeeper23 күн бұрын

    Bro thinks he's gary

  • @alexsch9956

    @alexsch9956

    22 күн бұрын

    Naaa he started it way back in the days. I love gary but is "roasting" sucks, Zach's is at least entertaining

  • @burningatthetrailhead
    @burningatthetrailhead21 күн бұрын

    Everything sram does is their fault

  • @soka7412
    @soka74129 күн бұрын

    Can I get one of your fixies I’m to broke to get one myself and I don’t want to wait any longer to ride one🙏🙏

  • @FGIRAFFE
    @FGIRAFFE22 күн бұрын

    This bike show is so bad! It only talks about fixed gear bikes! Yoooo! Didn't you hear about the free wheel invention ? No, of course not. You just want to stay fixed, not free. -100 free points. And I also have something else to do like going to cool laser concert show. Arf. Adios.

  • @daftkon
    @daftkon22 күн бұрын

    YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! FINALLY! THANK YOU!