You say they edited out the a-holes, but I still saw James Cordon in there

@leyenda6149

Жыл бұрын

You got me pretty good there. I have to stop reading comments while I'm eating in public

@erikaveron9738

2 ай бұрын

I know I'm late but i love your comment so much. He's such a little b*tch

This review may have been the best thing that ever happened to the CATS movie, a purrfect endeavor.

@jerrys1

11 ай бұрын

The Now Playing review is also AMAZING. Jakob’s song at the end had me dying on the floor 😂.

“ This is the worst song in the movie so far” cracks me up every single time😂😂😂😂😂

When I imagine Taylor Swift dressed up in a catsuit, this isn't what I had in mind.

this is the worst thing that happened to CATS, since DOGS - Ricky Gervais

When someone told me this movie was wall to wall p*ssy, I was totally misled. ;)

This is the worst song in the movie so far, LMAO, so glad I never saw this!

You sir are spot on in reviewing this movie and how much of a waste it was. I knew it was awful from the first trailer, nobody I knew was going to see it, so I went to the show. I slapped the money down and said: 'CATS!' Then the ticket taker saw my ticket and looked at me funny. I went to the concessions and got popcorn and a soda. Concession person asked: 'What are you seeing?' I replied: 'CATS! I know it's going to suck but have to see it on the big screen.' They laughed and said: 'Good luck!' I walked in, sat down, and it started. Already within 20 minutes, the half-sized theater was vacated by audience members. Only about four of us were left. And we were dying laughing at how ridiculous it was. When it was over, a person said, 'God, that sucked!' I left the theater happy while drinking an oversize coke. Worst movie I saw in the theater in my life. Good times. XD

Honestly watching this slightly tipsy with my brothers at 2am tearing the plot to shreds was some of the most fun I've had.

@AdamDoesMovies

Жыл бұрын

hahhah

Seeing something that's half animal & half human creeps me tf out. Nightmare fuel. Don't even get me started with the mice with human faces and cockroaches 😱

Wait... was every song the "worst song in the movie so far"? 🤣🤣

@vietnamd0820

Жыл бұрын

😂❤

@ClaudiaTownsend-ml9yd

4 ай бұрын

It's the goal. Outshit the last: "end", cycle, repeat.

I watched it during the pandemic and I have no idea what was even the plot of this movie

Here is the one good thing this movie is (indirectly) responsible for. I was hanging out with a group of friends and one of them really wanted to see this movie because she wanted to see how bad it truly was. I got dragged along and two other friends kept hanging out together. They used to date and used that time alone to start up dating again. And now they are married. So...thanks "Cats"?

Every time he said this is the worst song so far i laughed so hard

“And it’s the worst song in the movie so far” lmao 😂😂😂

This movie looks like a Cat-astrophe.

I saw the full Rifftrax version. I still have no idea what this monstrosity was.

“Victoria?! All cats have 3 names!” “Meet *Old Deuteronomy* …”

I remember the old vhs tape that broadway sold of cats. The reason people love cats is not for the plot but seeing the somgs and dancing live and in person.

Missed a great pun here lol - Judy dench = doodie stench…

An adaptation so bad it makes me want to defend a musical I don't even like

Can't wait for cats 2😂

I've seen this movie like 15 times. I'm obsessed with big budget over ambitious disasters.

@chrish344

Жыл бұрын

Jesus fucking Christ… 😳

This is 100% the laugh I've needed for a while!!!! You are the best!!!! Added: "This movie is over but the cat people won't shut the fuck up! WHY WON'T THIS MOVIE END?!?!" **slowest of claps** **loudest of laughs**

I watched this a few years ago as a joke and I honestly suppressed the memory of everything from it. Much more entertaining seeing you recount the events lol

This shows you how thin the line is between kitsch and art. Everything you described in the film was in the live show I saw on Broadway, but somehow in a small theatre with a great and talented cast dancing through the audience, it's magic and in this film...not.

There's just some things that better left in Broadway than to be brought in theaters

@Aaron.Rants.Reviews

Жыл бұрын

My partner was curious and looked up the origin of the Broadway musical Cats and it's basically an accident that it even happened. The writer, Andrew Lloyd Webber, wanted to see if he could create and write music from pre-existing lyrics. The words are all just poems from T. S. Elliott's "Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats", which explains why there's no story. Then there was a whole mess of other things that led to it being the second longest running Broadway musical somehow

Your timing is perfect: “this is the worst song yet( hold for slight pause) …and we still have an hour and a half! (I should not have taken a drink of Coke at that precise moment)😂😂

Cats? More like SHATS. 🤣

"This is the worst song in the movie so far"...the movie

The original poetry was absolute nonsense for children, and the stage play doesn't try to do much to link things together or explain what T.S. Eliot was on about...as that would be f--king impossible. It's one of those things that revels in the unreality of the stage and musicals. So Tom Hooper said in an interview that he wanted to ground his version in reality. What a righteously stupid decision, which only succeeded in making things unreal and creepy and leaving us with very uncomfortable questions that should never been asked by sane people. That they were fully committed at one point to feline buttholes says a lot.

The butt* cut exists according to the FX team

@TorontoJon

Жыл бұрын

The studio should call that release 'The Director's BUTT'. ;)

You are making sacrifices so that the rest of us don't have to. I salute you, Adam Olinger. You are a goddamn hero

@AdamDoesMovies

Жыл бұрын

hahahah well thanks

I’m sitting here in tears with “Skibbleshanks” 😂

I pissed myself laughing the whole through this review. I f**king love this dude. I think I’m gonna have to sign up to his Patreon!!

I'm surprised you were able to watch this whole movie. I could only make it five minutes before I had to turn it off. This was a hilarious review, great job.

@AdamDoesMovies

Жыл бұрын

hahah thanks

“This is the worst song in the movie, so far” 😂 The second time you said it, I thought; “You said that already”.. But then you said it again, and again, and again and so on. At last I got the message 🤣 Late to the party here, but this was fun! 🤗

I don’t think I have ever laughed at a film review this hard in my life 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I'll never forgive Cats for potentially making Thundercats harder to bring to the screen, despite it being perfectly possible.

@reidmason2551

7 ай бұрын

*ThunderCats* would just be makeup and costuming, since the characters are meant to be humanoids. It wouldn't require actual CGI on the leads. As for this...animation would have made much more sense.

IT'S ABOUT TIME

I watched this awful movie for the first time a few weeks ago and I don't remember that show of them walking on the railroad tracks, at all, lol. I thought this movie was never going to end. Watching this movie is a real-life episode of Black Mirror. I rate it 3/10.

As a black man, I love it when a white person isn't scared to make jokes about black stereotypes. 😅

I already imagine Adam singing *Memories" so he'll never forget this monstrosity. 🙈😁😜 The Scuttlebutt Song looking pretty dope right now. 😉

As David Letterman used to sing: “Midnight, and the KITties are SLEE PING…..”

13:51 Sir Ian McKellan Gandalf Cat, "YOU...SHALL NOT...PASSSSSSSSSSSS...THAT HAIRBALL!" ;)

Cats both the broadway show and this movie is probably the closest any of us will get to doing LSD

Thank you Matt! Awesum Choice

@mattMBSC99

Жыл бұрын

No problem 😉

😂 every song in the film is the worst song in the film so far 😂

Yo this video had me laughing more than I have on a while thanks Adam I needed that

@AdamDoesMovies

Жыл бұрын

hahah that's awesome you're welcome

I'm working on another ""Cats" movie. I think that IT will be better then the last one.

I am here for the fat shaming. And you do reviews as well? This channel never disappoints.

*this is the worse song in the movie so far* Brilliant

10:30 this is where i completely lost it hahaha, you are so got damn funny. Really tickle my funny bone.

Oh yeah....this movie exists.

I assumed it was bad but good lord

As Ricky Gervais quipped, "Critics said 'Cats' was so bad that it was the worst thing to happen to cats since DOGS." ;)

Yes.

'Cats 2: Jellicle Boogaloo'. ;)

These clips were so painful to my eyes that they made me wish I had CATARACTS. ;)

Of course Reba Wilson would be in this horrible ass movie

I love this review so much, I could have it for breakfast. Not sure that makes sense, but the point is that this review is the cat's meow. You're welcome.

They are just folks who identify as cats. Cat people.

How, what, when, why. Where. How? How. Unbelievable.

If I could subscribe twice for fat shaming I would.😂😂 I guess just the one sub for your hilarious takes will do 👍👍

10:03 You missed a PURRfect joke, Adam. You could have said, "His song is fun because he sings it in the third PURRson." ;)

I saw the play in the big Apple and it was not fun. The songs were alright I guess. I don’t really remember. But the plot just didn’t exist. I still don’t know what a Jericho Cat is and I don’t ever really want to know.

😂😂😂😂 these actors smh wow Idris

17:50 Thanks for the great reMEW of 'Cats', Adam. See what I did there? :)

I have the Rifftrax commentary of Cats and I left thirty minutes in and have never tried to return yet. It seems incomprehensibly awful. I might finish it, then rewatched this review.

Strong feeeeeline leads

It might be just me, but I think your title would be funnier if it said, "Cats is Dogs**t!"

@AdamDoesMovies

Жыл бұрын

I agree. Updated.

This movie was shitty but in her defense it helped me understand the original play better😂, the only redeemable part was the memories song she did a great rendition sadly the rest of the movie was a stinker

Cats have 3 names... well mine do😂

OMG, Adam, I’m so sorry you had to go through the Cats experience!!! ….you have my sympathies, friend. Boy, those Mithra ? members-they’re really testing the limits of your movie -loving resolve. You may need therapy after this🤔

It's a film I never intend to see, that is universally loathed....so much so that wouldn't it make a great video if you actually found sincere reviews that LIKED or LOVED this movie, and comment on them?

this is The Worst Movie Ever Made... so far

How are you not catatonic?

The musical is freaking awesome. The movie is... disturbing.

Lol. Are people punking you with these movies?

@dbdeets

Жыл бұрын

It's probably Tony from Hack the movies behind it with fake user profiles and names. 🙈

This review is the best thing going for this film lol

This could be the worst movie ever made, but I've also seen "Manos the Hands of Fate". This is also the worst comment in the comments so far.

perrrfect cat puns🥰

Ok I know this is super petty, but as a plant nerd, that fake plant behind you is distractingly fake😂 there's no plant that looks like that, is supposed to be a bird of paradise I assume but it's waay off. Ok pettiness over, good video 👍 They animated assholes?? No way! We are truly in the movie dark ages, Hollywood is so weird I just think they're losing a lot of people. This movie is so pretentious, I hate all of these actors and they look so weird.

I've got to know Did you stream this for free or did you purchase? Lol

@AdamDoesMovies

Жыл бұрын

lol it was FREE, thank goodness

I have seen the live theatrical version it was actually quite good and entertaining

Poetic water 87

CATastrophe

I've never seen this but for sure its the worst movie ever...I don't think I could make it 10 mins

aww god no anything but that the cats movie.

*cat shaming

It’s a masterpiece… of sh!t.

It was the best of times; it was the PURRst of times. ;)

too many puns dude

Hahahaha

another classic, which cat is the producers bastard

Why? Your Smarter then this. Bury this movie and never talk about again. 😂

@vegasgone07-dh4lb

Жыл бұрын

53 seconds in. I'm out.

I'm convinced if they played this movie on a big screen at the southern border, our border crisis would be solved.

1st comment?

Dirty teacher 47

Of course you’re free to do things as you do them, but it would’ve been better for you to have done a little bit of research. Cats is based on a book of children’s poetry by TS Eliot. That is the source of the topics & characters. The song that Grizabella sings is one of the most beloved theater & pop songs. It too is based on a Puccini theme. By not acknowledging some basic information about the play your review sounds very uninformed. The reviews of the movie made it sound dreadful so I had no interest in going to see it. However, the original musical was extremely important to me when I was in my youth. Given how popular the musical was, I certainly was not alone, but you often ridicule the enjoyment that many of us experienced from the music and even the characters.

@AdamDoesMovies

Күн бұрын

I have no idea what you expected to get out of a video titled "ROASTING CATS". It's all made for laughs.