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Roasting Every Zodiac Sign.. (Zodiac Diss Track)
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@MrGrande
4 жыл бұрын
Also if you turn on your bell notifications I’ll literally come to your house and do your dishes and laundry for a month 🙏🏻🥺
@BokaMolf
4 жыл бұрын
Mr grande😠
@MrGrande
4 жыл бұрын
Gamingwith Lefa Pls don’t be mad I love y’all 😂🙏🏻 I roasted you out of love! 😊
@zellachan1265
4 жыл бұрын
Mr. Grande omg yass
@addieloves
4 жыл бұрын
i love this😂❤️
“Corona is no big deal they’re used to wearing masks” i was like whattt lmao as a Gemini that got me cracking up 💀🤚🏽
@artigone_6107
3 жыл бұрын
it was so good
@thatonemangaanimelover3587
3 жыл бұрын
@Artigone _ Ikr lol
@spacetofu5306
3 жыл бұрын
As a Gemini also, I wasn't expecting how somewhat true his lines for Gemini was for me 😂.
@thatonemangaanimelover3587
3 жыл бұрын
@Space Tofu For real thooo like it was actually so relatable 💀🤚🏽
@m1lver_pat
3 жыл бұрын
As a Gemini the only mash I wear is the Micheal Myers mask used to scared my sister I also may occasionally lie to my sister but that’s aside the point 🌚
Guys, he just dissed *EVERYONE* in the universe, DUDE, this is universal roasting. People, I was just making a dumb joke. I am aware he dissed himself too and that your zodiac sign doesn’t determine everything about you as a person.
@lustury5656
4 жыл бұрын
Also him self which is the funniest .
@nastyveeti7695
4 жыл бұрын
Im an aquarius but im not even mad. Facts dont hurt😅
@MinYoongi-zr5dp
4 жыл бұрын
Dont ruin the 666 likesss
@sisisi16
4 жыл бұрын
That is powerful...
@jamilmoscoso6776
4 жыл бұрын
universal roasting 😂
As a Libra, I am offended and amazed about how accurate this is.
@laurasmith5105
Жыл бұрын
Same I’m a Libra ♎️
@eternal-void
Жыл бұрын
I am also a libra and I agree with this statement
@Streberrr898
Жыл бұрын
sameee🥲
@dumb_blonde557
Жыл бұрын
frrr
@varyanyoung7083
Жыл бұрын
omg same so realistic
As a Taurus i've never felt so roasted in a better way possible than this. And as a Taurus I never seek out help and love food. YOU WERE RIGHT ON TRACK IN MY OPINION Mr.Grande 😭
@Keykey11271
11 ай бұрын
Me too
@BLU3B33RY.
11 ай бұрын
As I Capricorn I can agree that even ppl that are more into zodiac signs than me forget me too
@agenta0066
8 ай бұрын
Same😭😭😭
Cancers Distrac: "Unlike Ariana, they always have tears to cry" Ariana (who is Cancer): 👁👄👁
@thatheavybreathingontheflo551
3 жыл бұрын
me and i can say that when he said you are addicted i am addicted to billie eilish, ariana grande and justin bieber
@mialauderbach4113
3 жыл бұрын
That’s the point
@touche995
3 жыл бұрын
**me trying to find out when I ever said that** I get the joke tho
@kino1000
3 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@charlotteemily2246
3 жыл бұрын
Lol
“They don’t want the quarantine to end” *As a Leo.. why the hell is that so true..?*
@bodyody1365
4 жыл бұрын
I'm a leo too and i was like how did he know?🤣🤣
@stelaririna
4 жыл бұрын
For me it didn’t make any sense :/
@jennifer4fun
4 жыл бұрын
i feel the same ;-;
@andioop6049
4 жыл бұрын
same i’m a leo and i felt attacked ngl 😭😭😂
@inkytheartist
4 жыл бұрын
I'm also a Leo, and daamn, almost the whole section was so true for me lmao
“They’re the most likely zodiac signs to be forgotten” As a Capricorn, I can confirm this is very true. I was surprised he even remembered us tbh 😭😭😭
@lmmckm
9 ай бұрын
fr😭
@tailsprowerhasmyback
8 ай бұрын
true everytime i say the zodiac signs in order i was forget to say capricorn
@kilahderoy6006
2 күн бұрын
ur pfp is gold omg!
as a scorpio i am not offended. everything he said is true.
@henniemoonie6831
4 жыл бұрын
Yep
@syd8454
4 жыл бұрын
Yup XD
@soxciety9149
4 жыл бұрын
Expect for the second use for the bed -
@berkovl7226
4 жыл бұрын
Ikr??? I don’t believe in horoscopes but damn he got me. The only exception is that I’m always nice on the outside and I will NEVER EVER start a fight.
@asitkumar6262
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah I agree with you, it's so hard for us Scorpios ti find someone who can actually understand us, but the lol fact is even our mothers can't understand us, what should we expect from the others 😂
Aries: "They're never in their beds." My older brother: "Excuse me."
@mabethmartinez6741
4 жыл бұрын
lmao uhm same
@c.o.6584
4 жыл бұрын
I'm in my bed rn😳
@fufu_gaming3799
4 жыл бұрын
I am a Aries
@joanniebacus
4 жыл бұрын
@@fufu_gaming3799 ooookay??
@grakie6271
4 жыл бұрын
In aries and I'm I. Bed
honestly as a virgo i would like to thank you for assuming i win every argument, which i do, because i keep arguing until the other person gets mad and gives up
@signormotorsports
Жыл бұрын
as a virgo I disagree, just to win this argument
@user-vg9hr1iq1f
7 ай бұрын
I agree that is what I do
I’m a Virgo, and i have to admit all he said is true-
@Mochii_x1
Жыл бұрын
I’m a cancer and sadly, what he said is true too :(
@kieran_dubbo
Жыл бұрын
i lose a lot of my battles, but nonetheless everything else is true
@Dani4life_Yippee
Жыл бұрын
Me too lol
@gorb360
Жыл бұрын
true
@theprogamer3721
5 ай бұрын
So tru÷ fell the same way
"I've never met a Capricorn that wasn't super bossy" Me, a Capricorn: 👁️👄👁️
@xdarkvoidx2364
4 жыл бұрын
Same 👁💋👁
@-grace-7606
4 жыл бұрын
Czar Seb same
@michaelwho1606
4 жыл бұрын
Me too
@Maxlmao46
4 жыл бұрын
👁️👃👁️
@user-pg9cm1uc1p
4 жыл бұрын
Same🤣
Hi i'm a Sag, and that wasn't even offensive it was just true.
@ayeshahaque5023
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@Eujsjaodn
4 жыл бұрын
True
@luismoreno9554
4 жыл бұрын
Same
@ya1ro
4 жыл бұрын
[EX]Vector Gaming same bro
@ilixxiei3173
4 жыл бұрын
Same-
As an aquarius that line " They're most likely to do drugs" Is really true 🙂🙃🙂
@moumoumou6123
Жыл бұрын
I think it's most Likely aquarius men
@dansattah
7 ай бұрын
Guilty. I used to drink way too much caffeine until recently.
As an Aries, this is very , very , very , VERY true 😂😂😂
@avery_razo7026
Жыл бұрын
Fr tho ♈️
@aussieoutlaw504
Жыл бұрын
As an Aries, I actually felt very complimented 😂
@ChrystKoffi
11 ай бұрын
Hey fellow aries!
@bean5254
10 ай бұрын
@@ChrystKoffi heyo!
@bean5254
10 ай бұрын
@LAYLAVR1520 fr tho
“Capricorn’s are like bland food that is going rotten” … now THAT one hurt the most
@onisha1986
4 жыл бұрын
Amen
@victorya5490
4 жыл бұрын
exactly 😭
@oumyfromtheblock7342
4 жыл бұрын
@@victorya5490 hahahha but we just don't give a fuck bc we like to be misunderstood ( so now one get us and we feel powerful)
@victorya5490
4 жыл бұрын
Oumaima y lmaoo fr
@whanauaroha8303
4 жыл бұрын
Lol
“Corona is no big deal, they’re used to wearing masks” Me a Gemini: YESSS
@idkwhattonamemyself9326
3 жыл бұрын
Tru
@zainab102506
3 жыл бұрын
Okay
@gas.4872
3 жыл бұрын
YASSSSSS
@ckbrbaby
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao 😂 not same tho I am a Gemini
@littlepsycho1838
3 жыл бұрын
True
As a Pisces, that is unbelievably accurate. If I had a dollar for everytime I’ve forgiven someone unreasonably I’d be Jeff Bezos 💀 Edit: it happened again a year later 💀 tf if wrong with me😭
@peppapiggy102
Жыл бұрын
lmao i just get revenge on them
@I.L.M.S
Жыл бұрын
Same bro
@Greenmilklovr
Жыл бұрын
@@peppapiggy102 Damn good strategy
@peppapiggy102
Жыл бұрын
@@Greenmilklovr thx
@phiddle_sticks
11 ай бұрын
Same
I’ve never seen something more accurate 🤣🤣🤣 Btw I’m a Virgo ♍️even though he was roasting a zodiac signs it still kind of felt like a complement 🤣🤣
~Time stamps ~ 00:00 : Aquarius 00:33 : Libra 00:55 : Gemini 01:17 : Pisces 01:51 : Scorpio 02:27 : Cancer 02:47 : Aries 03:20 : Leo 03:42 : Saggitarius 04:05 : Virgo 04:26 : Taurus 04:50 : Capricorn
@mxxn_lightxx1779
4 жыл бұрын
ty
@eebaao633
4 жыл бұрын
Hero
@jackie453
4 жыл бұрын
Im a Gemini
@mimigachauwu8786
4 жыл бұрын
Do we really need to know when we will be roasted? ;-; Anyways thanks! I'm libra btw ;-;
@HiThere-ds5ei
4 жыл бұрын
@@mimigachauwu8786 oof Im a Aries but I act nothing like my zodiac :/
“If it wasn’t for the web I would forget that they exist” Me a Capricorn: *well yes but actually yes*
@sisisky3205
4 жыл бұрын
That kinda hit me where it hurt cause it was so true 😔
@armyyyyyyyyyyyy
4 жыл бұрын
Well it hurt🥺🥺
@eilio639
4 жыл бұрын
ive seen so many tumblr posts on the zodiacs that forget capricorns and i just deflate a little bit everytime
@yatzal
4 жыл бұрын
That hurt but im accustomed to it.
@happygirlv3114
4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
As a Virgo, you are right. I'll take this as a compliment, because you're one of the few creators that get us right. We are not sweet and innocent, we are work obsessed control freaks. Thank you.
@sourcandy___
7 ай бұрын
yeah i agree to most but not all
As a leo I usually get annoyed when people say we always want attention but during the Leo diss I agreed to everything he said 🤣
@Shiggymidoryia
Жыл бұрын
For real because all I want is some peace and quiet I also hate being bothered or getting asked the same thing more then once
“Corona is no big deal, *they’re used to wearing masks* “ Me and my twin feel attacked
@FarihaIslam-ji4kx
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@cloudyandrose3985
4 жыл бұрын
Wow that's mean to say about a gemini The other me is also feeling attacked
@mishkakhurana6588
4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@mysterymfc4758
4 жыл бұрын
@PυɾɾCყαɯɳ right!my twin's still laughing tbh
@lllvzq
4 жыл бұрын
I feel attacked but i love the diss track and I’m a proud gemini ❤️ cz we know how to get what we want
“The only friend you have is a box of tissues” Me as a Pisces: he didn’t lie.
@mariloubacalangco8072
4 жыл бұрын
Im a pisces too XD
@masarudaimon7382
4 жыл бұрын
I'm offened also can yall join meh mep kzread.info/dash/bejne/dqyspZqTgLG0aag.html
@igggl00
4 жыл бұрын
I'm a Pisces too and nothing was not true about me 🤔🤔🤔 idk y lmao Edit: aaannd I spelled Pisces wrong wtf
@gabu20gaby
4 жыл бұрын
Same 🥺 the daddy issues is truuueeedd broo
@sadconnie990
4 жыл бұрын
Im sorry
He didn't even offend virgo's. I'm proud of that
Me ♈️ Aries: Thanks that felt like a compliment
@Nesquik-3683
Жыл бұрын
Ik it kinda feels as though it was a compliment
@Emily-et5yn
Жыл бұрын
Yeah
@Emily-et5yn
Жыл бұрын
It does feel like a compliment though because we are really strong and we are super brave strong with the motions that is in we go to 0-100 That does feel like a complement to me and I feel happy Thanksgiving roasters and there’s nothing to Rost about
Gemini: they're used to wearing masks Me, a gemini: *why u gotta be like that*
@ellexo8633
4 жыл бұрын
same i-
@FANGRUNlN
4 жыл бұрын
I mean yeah we can easily hide our true feelings and that's on my only talent 😭
@jaydenrchurley3401
4 жыл бұрын
Same thing with Aquarius
@alexgaming3746
4 жыл бұрын
me too
@ruthm.9994
3 жыл бұрын
♊💎
He’s not roasting anyone he just spilling straight up facts.
@goosejustgoose5669
4 жыл бұрын
tRuE
@iheartdaftpunk
4 жыл бұрын
only sometimes he's roasting them but other than that
@iheartdaftpunk
4 жыл бұрын
*S T R A I T U P F A C T S*
@s3thamphetamine
4 жыл бұрын
ew gacha pfp
@marbellah20
4 жыл бұрын
@@s3thamphetamine what's wrong with gacha ?
as a scorpio you are very correct on everything but "Seeing other people heartbroken is their kink"
@Zip-Is-A-Slay
2 ай бұрын
They make Scorpios sound like psychos, Gemini's sound like genuine liar's, Pisces seem innocent, and Aries like the kids in my middle school who get into fights every three hours.
As a scorpio, It was very very VERY offensive but it was so dang true 😭. Also great rapping, it probably took a long time to get all the words to rhyme for each 12 zodiac.
imagine him just staring at the camera silently doing weird hand gestures and facial expressions
@spoiltmilk4390
4 жыл бұрын
YESSSSSS
@miyiuz
4 жыл бұрын
😂
@tamaradsp3664
4 жыл бұрын
every music video ever lmao
@coco_kura9519
4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@arson2389
4 жыл бұрын
Don't imagine it just turn your volume all the way down
“they never pick a side” me, a bi Libra: 🤨
@carolsierra55
3 жыл бұрын
He didn't so a libra
@frogxvibes4642
3 жыл бұрын
@@carolsierra55 yea at the beginning
@frogxvibes4642
3 жыл бұрын
@Best Friends same
@k.s.2429
3 жыл бұрын
SAME-
@roxiewelden7556
3 жыл бұрын
o_o i'm a Libra and i'm bi to... 0__0
When he said that secrets are hidden away, and that no one will even know or understand, that hit my truth spot so hard. I often feel like nobody understands me lol.
as an aries, I am now screaming cause this is so true “aries are the last people you want to see pissed” 😂
"Corona is no big deal, they're used to wearing masks." That hurt and I'm not even a Gemini.
@dandeliondevil2735
4 жыл бұрын
i am and im like mkkkkkk
@lenorenewbill2920
4 жыл бұрын
Im a gemini
@banan619_
4 жыл бұрын
Me watching roast me cuz im gemini:👁👄👁
@Memo_nya
4 жыл бұрын
I'm a gemini. And I have to admit, I was hurt for being exposed.
@charlotteleach6212
4 жыл бұрын
e I'm a Gemini bruh
I’m a Sagittarius and he didn’t even roast us he spoke of the truth
@trinideedee
4 жыл бұрын
Same xd
@alexandraestrada7704
4 жыл бұрын
True
@honesty1060
4 жыл бұрын
@That shy shy shy bish SHA SHA SHA!!!!
@Ava-kf7yj
4 жыл бұрын
I’m also Sagittarius
@aiesha1241
4 жыл бұрын
Basically
“Their never in their beds” “Your right I sleep on the sofa”
as a taurus, i have to confirm i am “a chill dude” but can be offended when i’m told i’m wrong. very true.
Me, who’s technically both a Pisces and an Aries: *confused angry crying*
@cherrytears460
4 жыл бұрын
How can you be a Pisces and an Aries?
@amudham.
4 жыл бұрын
Finallyyyyy a fellow Pisces/Aries cusp. lmao I was born on Mar. 21
@jhanvibharti2818
4 жыл бұрын
I am Pisces and Capricorn so confused
@love.joshuji17
4 жыл бұрын
skrt Lmao I’m only a Pisces ♓️. Funny fact:Everything he said about Pisces I can’t relate to except the “Tissues are your only friend”. :’)
@chuchu.bby420
4 жыл бұрын
Aaaaah same i have 4 pisces placements and only 2 aries even tho my sun is aries as well :33
“Corona’s no big deal, they’re used to wearing masks.” 💀 As a Gemini, both of my personalities agree. 😩
@ivycloudy
4 жыл бұрын
Austin Haynie same here 😔✊🏻
@jalynlouie8737
4 жыл бұрын
😑 idk why people think gemini’s think they are “2 faced” cuz they are not.
@zazafairy
4 жыл бұрын
yeah
im a virgo and that was so good it felt like a compliment, i've never lost an argument in my life, even if the other person thinks they won ''the victor is not victorious until the vanquished has considered himself so'' -some roman phylosypher during the punic wars
As an Aries I am not even offended because this is so true
I’m a Sagittarius and he just told the truth he didn’t roast us. And that’s good.
@ms.babygirl5112
4 жыл бұрын
I'm a sagittarius too
@juanakogutek3355
4 жыл бұрын
Agree
@alishaanimations3058
4 жыл бұрын
Eyy im a saggitarius to- Havent watched but will do-
@alexrodelo9163
4 жыл бұрын
💯
@trinuhhh7701
4 жыл бұрын
😔✊🏻 this is tru tho
Why sound Sagittarius and Scorpio like a compliment? I came here to see my sign (Scorpio) roasted and all I heard was the nice truth!? ExCuSe mE?
@dragon-flame_762
4 жыл бұрын
ooooof im a scorpio
@tammixx2309
4 жыл бұрын
Same as a scorpio I feel flattered not offended 😂
@yummyphil5072
4 жыл бұрын
I wish I got flamed more, I was smiling the whole sag short segment
@merry.8507
4 жыл бұрын
imma taurus but my ideal type is Scorpio so....just got curious....sorry....won't bother you again
@user-gq1jd7wu5k
4 жыл бұрын
Same lol
As a Scorpio i am amazed at how accurate literally everything you said about us is......
jeez, as a cancer this was brutal yet hilarious😂keep making these man they are the best!
I’m seriously offended but amazed at the same time
@zqauddirectioner4474
4 жыл бұрын
Me too ...I'm Scorpio. ....n wht is it zodiac sign
@aniyahgutierrez5339
4 жыл бұрын
XD
@r_nty0u
4 жыл бұрын
I'm Virgo and I didn't take offense, I even thought I was being appreciated
@aaleen9270
4 жыл бұрын
Same
@aaleen9270
4 жыл бұрын
I'm a Scorpio #Scorpionsforlife!
I feel like you didn’t even roast Sagittarius, Aries or Virgo
@GivemeBacon
3 жыл бұрын
Cause he didn't
@francineeditz8722
3 жыл бұрын
Cause their kinda the best signs so thats why i think
@beeq2312
3 жыл бұрын
It was compliment for Virgos ♍
@NIKKI_IS_ALIVE
3 жыл бұрын
Thank goodness *smiles in sagittarius*
@Lacie__
3 жыл бұрын
Me, a sag: yeah it's bc we're the best signs so there's not that much to roast :)
this man just straight up roasted everybody in the world🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
As a cancer most of it was accurate for me, except for the attention part and the crying. I’m not sure about other cancer but for me personally I hate being the center of attention and I’m actually really shy irl. Also I don’t really cry, not even watching sad movies sooo that’s my personal opinion 😅
No one: Literally no one: Aries: *I wanna go bungee jumping without the bungee cord.*
@kaylina.6299
4 жыл бұрын
As an Aries, I approve this message.
@hahano61
4 жыл бұрын
Army spotted
@jungkoverdose1191
4 жыл бұрын
@@hahano61 another ARMY located
@jinmin3048
4 жыл бұрын
Hi ARMYs, ily 💜💜💜
@EmEmTv7585
4 жыл бұрын
I’m an Aires but I don’t understand what you mean by this?? Are you saying that they wanna die? Or kill themselves?? Sorry I’m just confused 🤷🏽♀️ so don’t say plz don’t come at me saying I’m stupid or anything
“If it wasn’t for the web I would forgot that they exist” Me who’s a Capricorn: immediately calls friends
@Spooky_l3xxi
4 жыл бұрын
Oof same dude
@rosyjh6348
4 жыл бұрын
Me still don't bother coz they already forgotten me
@davidwiland453
4 жыл бұрын
Lmao I'm also a Capricorn
@shelleygilman3003
4 жыл бұрын
Saaame
@arushi4632
4 жыл бұрын
Haha same broo, capricorn squad where u at?
As a leo I'm not even offended...he got 90% right tbvh😂😂I like staring at myself in the mirror looking at all my flaws and perks and hyping myself up plus I love staying at the home, I hardly ever leave my house unless for church or for school
Bro roasted 100% of the people on this planet...
Him Roasting Scorpio, “You never Jump to conclusions-“ Me: “That’s right!” “-Yea you leap!” Me: “ouch that one hurt.”
@buhle8013
4 жыл бұрын
Its true but we do love to jump in conclusions
@alex_editsz
3 жыл бұрын
Ya same
@anthonyjake9726
3 жыл бұрын
Sleep is the secondary use for your bed is KILLING ME
@miguelinlopez9818
3 жыл бұрын
I don't know wut he's talking about bc he was born in a month so he has a zodiac sighn...so that means he's roasting himself too (I'm a Leo
@miguelinlopez9818
3 жыл бұрын
7w7 roasted
I don't think he is roasting any zodiac, he is just spilling facts
@marmaladereverie
4 жыл бұрын
You are correct lol
@noeludeh9056
4 жыл бұрын
He*
@elijahmilligan7236
4 жыл бұрын
He*
@AF-ix4xr
4 жыл бұрын
He roster hisself too
@sebastiansweatypants2239
4 жыл бұрын
Madam it's he
As a taurus, i am confused by how accurate this man is
@user-ck1nt5yl5m
7 ай бұрын
Exactly the food thing was so true though
I've never been so offended and agreed with something so much at the same time in my entire life, lol
"They're the most likely zodiac sign to be forgotten" As a Capricorn, I am offended and incredibly impressed at the same time....
@nomnomyearsago
2 жыл бұрын
@@Fothyy i forgot you existed
@nomnomyearsago
2 жыл бұрын
@@Fothyy exactly😘
@nomnomyearsago
2 жыл бұрын
@@Fothyy 😓
@busyartifact4173
2 жыл бұрын
dude im a capricorn to and i know its just for fun but jeez that was intense
@YourLocal_Louiz
2 жыл бұрын
I have to agree with you as a capricorn myself-
“the coolest signs? capricorns are at the bottom of the list.” :(
@xapokalypse
4 жыл бұрын
:(
@dewimoore7413
4 жыл бұрын
:(
@sarakherouf2812
4 жыл бұрын
:(
@kathy4873
4 жыл бұрын
:(
@aubree.117
4 жыл бұрын
:(
As a paper bag found on the sidewalk who has sense on what real life is besides telling people we can't be friends because they're a cornfield and I'm a paper towel i didnt watch the video
This guy roasted every zodiac sign. What ever his zodiac sign is he offended himself
I'm not an Aries but I’m pretty sure he was complementing them...
@cheesestick503
4 жыл бұрын
I'm a aries
@kritikaprasad9340
4 жыл бұрын
Haha
@myreality8046
4 жыл бұрын
Nah not rlly lol
@choptheliver8331
4 жыл бұрын
I’m an Aries but I don’t act like one. :v :/
@choptheliver8331
4 жыл бұрын
But yea you don’t want to see me pissed.
"they love makeup but can never make up their mind........" why is this Vanjie in a sentence? lol iykyk
I luv how you drew on the Aquarius name tag lol
“They spend hours looking at a text they will never send” Me, a libra, having a mental breakdown right now over a text I have to send: 👁👄👁
@darleneross1774
3 жыл бұрын
My mom dad bro and dog are libras. I’m the only Leo :(
@honey_lemon4
3 жыл бұрын
Same D:
@River132
3 жыл бұрын
Me: am i the only Libra who isn't TOO indecisive?? Idk why but the only thing people really say about Libras is they arr peacmakers and SUPPER indecisive (I'm Libra and im not etheir of those things,in nice and all but can be mean if i wish to,tho i did hesitate to post this comment)
@-loveholic
3 жыл бұрын
@@darleneross1774 i'm a libra and my little sister is a leo-
@bangchanIover
3 жыл бұрын
MEE (But I'm a Virgo)
This makes me think I’m not supposed to be an Aires. I was bullied. I cannot stand up for myself. I am introverted. I have 0 self-confidence or courage. I may have a temper, but on the rare occasion I act on it, I apologize and regret everything I ever said. Ego? Again, that sorta got wrecked over many years of bullying and broken trust. Sure it exists, and is buried deep down, but it’s rare that it comes to the surface. I try to avoid getting truly angry, I’m an older sibling, I was raised to fear my own strength. Accurate for several Aires I’m sure, just not for me. :)
I’m a Pisces. I am indeed a hopeless, failed romantic, who never takes their own advice, and has been betrayed too many times.
I've never been so offended by something that I totally agree on. -Fellow Capricorn
@micchannya8093
4 жыл бұрын
putting capricorns as the last one, i see what he did there.
@jimmybobbyjoe
4 жыл бұрын
I agree as a Capricorn
@unknown-pu4jl
4 жыл бұрын
it kinda hurted me tho 😂 also i agree
@Kyha3093
4 жыл бұрын
As a fellow Capricorn I somehow ain't offended. I mean you can say really anything and I'll be down for it. No offending me in this life. Lol
@aemon9890
3 жыл бұрын
Atleast Levi Ackerman is a Capricorn ✊😔
"They would be in jail if being needy was a crime" Me: ALEXA PLAY NEEDY BY ARIANA GRANDE
@zeezee2857
4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@evilprincess7598
4 жыл бұрын
Dannnnngggggg!
@amarikareem955
4 жыл бұрын
& she's a cancer wow
@Angelina-oj9kr
4 жыл бұрын
I mean that was my sign so now I am happy about it 😂
@thatJapanesegirl
4 жыл бұрын
OH! IM SO SORRY! I HAD NI IDEA UR SKIN COLOR WAS YELLOW!! IM SO SORRY Edit: I’m the dumb one here -_-
as a Pisces ♓️ This is so true I’m not even offended I’m just amazed and surprise
“Next up gemini, don’t look them in the eye, cause they will get you psychologically hypnotized” so trueeee
He didn’t lie about Sagittarius, he spoke FACTS.
@Ararami
3 жыл бұрын
Lol bout the anger issues
@thegoughs4
3 жыл бұрын
Welp I don't get angry that easy
@thegoughs4
3 жыл бұрын
Geeze
@soothe9307
3 жыл бұрын
im a sagg and i can acctually come up with some good ass roasts in a sec
@xavierward9405
3 жыл бұрын
And that’s on period
"Seeing other people heartbroken, is your kink" Me a Scorpio : well yes, but actually no
@amyfitzpatrick1845
3 жыл бұрын
Yes but no
@potato6439
3 жыл бұрын
Well yeah but nah
@vinika6796
3 жыл бұрын
Well it depends
@Sasuke-ti2ho
3 жыл бұрын
you: No shit Sherlock-
@ihavenoideabuddy
3 жыл бұрын
it depends for me
Mr. Grande: "They want people to do whatever they say" Me, a Virgo: HEY...Sh!t- he's right-
As a Sagittarius….yes…I approve your message 💀
“Someone else getting attention is a Leo’s biggest fear.” That’s kinda true... (I’m a Leo)
@tiarlahanstis2080
4 жыл бұрын
I'm the absolute opposite as a Leo and I'M A LEO
@Josef6360
4 жыл бұрын
Oh im leo cause i make jokes to my friends and classmate and they get all attention always my jokes is funny
@user-ps7nz2ll9x
4 жыл бұрын
Me too
@tea4964
4 жыл бұрын
I AM A PROUD LEO BISSES UwU
@caitlin1594
4 жыл бұрын
Black Furyz same 😂
I just love the fact that Aquarius' name plate isn't like the others'. Really plays into the "not like other signs" stereotype.
@tanmayaande3850
3 жыл бұрын
Yes. I was searching for this comment
@justacommenter_6
3 жыл бұрын
@little mix stan same
Im not even offended as an Aquarius, I'm scared about why he has cameras in my house
When they say “fuck zodiac signs” they don’t mean personally 💀💀
As a Virgo, *that ain’t a roast, it’s a factual compliment.*
@valeriejose6829
4 жыл бұрын
Yeahhhhh lol
@whanauaroha8303
4 жыл бұрын
I know I liked it lol but I guess thats our sense of humor 😊
@jaydaamiyah5740
4 жыл бұрын
that’s what i was like i said “thank you ☺️” it’s all very true tho we’ll at least for me
@zunii9028
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah 🤣🤣🤣
@NIK0MIAMOR
4 жыл бұрын
AYEEEE same with aries It's just a compliment tbh and anger issues like beach where!?
Not gonna lie I'm very impressed with how accurate this is...
@danielalazaro6203
4 жыл бұрын
Ikr im saggitarius and mine is true
@crust9608
4 жыл бұрын
ikrrrr like us scorpios always ha secrets
@Hi-yg4fx
4 жыл бұрын
Well not Leo that was just rude
@zenalex7172
4 жыл бұрын
Not Leo
0:11 Aquarius 0:33 Libra 0:55 gemini 1:17 Pisces 1:51 Scorpio 2:25 Cancer 2:47 Aries 3:20 Leo 3:42 Sagittarius 4:05 Virgo 4:27 Taurus 4:50 Capricorn 5:12 outro
“They’re basically a magnet for toxic men” woah, hey, pal! Dial it back!
"Libra is a magnet for toxic men" I feel attacked-
@lillian.1111
4 жыл бұрын
I'm a libra too ikr😭
@cloudysky4884
4 жыл бұрын
IM A LIBRA WHY IS IT TRUUUEEEEE😭😭 not men but im a magnet for toxic people
@whanauaroha8303
4 жыл бұрын
I'm a virgo and I'm a magnic for toxic people and men ..and I have libra friends and they have the exact typa type of magnic energy with idiots lol it sucks
@stargazeasmr7988
4 жыл бұрын
The bad thing is I’m a Libra and all the people I’ve dated wer toxic except one
Me being a Scorpio: *I don't tell people how I feel* *I make others happy* *I sometimes get jealous* *I lock up my emotions so I don't bother anyone else* This dude has hit the nail on the head
@mohanabhosale617
3 жыл бұрын
Same
@Jordyn616
2 жыл бұрын
Same honestly I get all of those lol he really did hit it super hard but I find it funny too
@meygangoelz648
2 жыл бұрын
Same
@syedasarah7152
2 жыл бұрын
#scorpiogang
@vihanii_k
2 жыл бұрын
same-
As a Gemini I am deeply upset and deeply impressed with how accurate this is
“Aquarius They’re the sign most likely to do drugs” Okay… I’ll just put down the DMT vape… and go buy a hippie rug instead.
"Capricorns on the bottom of the list" Me, A capricorn: (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)
@zikhonazoko5190
4 жыл бұрын
I am a Capricorn too
@magicat2654
4 жыл бұрын
I still have open mouth like whaaa...
@lexi_abate9914
4 жыл бұрын
Sameeee. I’m not rlly offended but I can’t say I liked this lol. It was so funny tho
@touyatodoroki2641
4 жыл бұрын
IT'S TRUE THO (I'm a capri by myself)
@cleosyfer998
4 жыл бұрын
Same hun
Libra: they love makeup: me who’s holding a makeup set in my hands 👁👄👁
@wintersnow2296
4 жыл бұрын
Not me and I'm a Libra and I don't wear makeup but I don't make up my mind sometimes
@ptatchip7124
4 жыл бұрын
Makeup sucks
@decaying.fairyy
4 жыл бұрын
Me too 😂
@clancielol5585
4 жыл бұрын
Nugget UwU we all have different opinions
@clancielol5585
4 жыл бұрын
winter snow gacha I don’t really were it I just like having fun making different styles I really like drawing and stuff like that
Me: prepares to be roasted as a *gemini* Also me: *Isn't ready for anything of that*
"You could write a novel about all your daddy issues" 1:50 damn.... that hit *too* hard...
Well he wasn’t technically roasting Sagittarius... it was more like he was warning us about Sagittarius
@ysabellep.1945
4 жыл бұрын
True😂 never make a sag hate u
@karsonbollinger8412
4 жыл бұрын
It’s true. I’m a Sag. Just facts ya know?
@Loren1202
4 жыл бұрын
just go by what says and we wont hurt u
@bigchunkyhuman3769
4 жыл бұрын
These are kinda scaring me cause my crush is a Sagittarius!!!
@bigchunkyhuman3769
4 жыл бұрын
Loren 1202 not helping!!! My crush is a Sagittarius!
As a Scorpio, I’m offended that I didn’t get offended...
@isla8113
4 жыл бұрын
Omg same... he wasn’t dissing us he was speaking the truth
@armedbulletproofafggrl1518
4 жыл бұрын
Woow i found another scorpio ARMY
@ray-ts5ro
4 жыл бұрын
Armed Bulletproof AFG grL YES
@sisisi16
4 жыл бұрын
Same... all he did was basically spitting facts
@idk-wi4xp
4 жыл бұрын
Same bruh
Im offended but your rap always slays.
i think this should be called 'calling out every zodiac sign'
The Taurus thing kinda scared me cause my bio is legit “Just a chill dude-“
@MrGrande
4 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@merry.8507
4 жыл бұрын
did i scared you😂
@aneyssafoxyroxyuwu1233
4 жыл бұрын
Lol I'm a Taurus
@jeanisemo688
4 жыл бұрын
Lol Taurus gang
@merry.8507
4 жыл бұрын
@@jeanisemo688 i though the same
This guy’s just roasting every single person on the planet, no big deal.
@sttablilly
4 жыл бұрын
@Kaylene Kim There's no such thing as that sorry excuse for a zodiac sign
@thaddeuszz_
4 жыл бұрын
Covinut LFruit yeah, cuz u don’t exist.
@stfusmitaaa__
4 жыл бұрын
True😂
@stfusmitaaa__
4 жыл бұрын
@@thaddeuszz_ 😂😂lol
@stfusmitaaa__
4 жыл бұрын
@Covinut LFruit what😂