"Life is just an endless series of putting food in one hole just to shoot it out the other hole". I need this on a coffee mug, Joe

@NathaNeil27

3 жыл бұрын

And also finding new ways to use your holes 😏

@Smittel

3 жыл бұрын

thats a hell of a mouthful isnt it

@ccole1255

3 жыл бұрын

Should be "... putting stuff in one hole just to shoot it out another hole".]

@H.Liddell

3 жыл бұрын

Legit! I laughed so hard 🤣😃

@centauri9458

3 жыл бұрын

Captain D's motto. Except sometimes you put it in one hole and it comes out the same one and the other. Also makes you beg God to make it stop

I will always remember the line: "You ever have to shit so bad it gave you an existential crisis?" That line was pure gold

@ccole1255

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jose_Hunters_EWF_Remixes WHAAAAA? where tf do you live dude, that public toilets have been replaced by "shit buckets"?!? 😆😆😆

I mean, I'm already afflicted by existential nihilism on the crapper, but "just a worm that grew a human around it" really cut

"We're basically a worm that grew a human around itself." - Spot on, and a really neat description! :)

@danielchoritz1903

2 жыл бұрын

like this, pretty neat summary on the egoistic gen

@demonsty

2 жыл бұрын

i love joe scott. i think he's subconciously my favorite you tuber.

@hankblaster

Жыл бұрын

...to be food for worms.

0:55 "We're basically a worm that grew a human around itself" - Joe Scott This'll definitely go into my all-time top favourite quotes!!

@Duke00x

3 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure he stole that from zefrank1 .

@kloassie

3 жыл бұрын

@@Duke00x and zefrank1 stole it from Einstein who said "Wir sind einfach eine Wurm wer wuchs eine Mensch rund sich" to the nurse at his deathbed

@Gladiamdammit

3 жыл бұрын

They all stole the concept from Earthworm Jim.

“Octopuses are a popular inspiration in soft robotics... and Japanese porn” I laughed so hard I inked myself

@akuma7616

3 жыл бұрын

lol, Man of culture I guess.

@yopassthefuckinsalt922

3 жыл бұрын

I took a screenshot of that moment and made it my pc wallpaper, lol. His facial expression makes it hilarious to me

@Gladiamdammit

3 жыл бұрын

Well played, sir. WELL played.

@lamdelmundo8492

3 жыл бұрын

I see that Joe is a man of culture as well 😏

@yopassthefuckinsalt922

3 жыл бұрын

I'd like to know the sauce, though

Me: sitting on the toilet evacuating my bowels Joe: “have you ever been sitting on the toilet evacuating your bowels”

@aut0correkt545

2 жыл бұрын

_same here..._

Slaughterhouses are "disassembly lines".

@noahludford3667

3 жыл бұрын

Johnny 5 does not approve.

Joe: have you ever been sitting on the toilet evacuating your bowels Me: Hey that’s me!

@yankee1376

3 жыл бұрын

That's half his audience.

@autohmae

3 жыл бұрын

Only when I have a huge hangover.

@joescott

3 жыл бұрын

I should probably go through all the comments and write down all the people who were on the toilet when watching this. I have a feeling it's a pretty high percentage.

@PinataOblongata

3 жыл бұрын

@@joescott I can't wait for 2021 when a mysteriously antibiotic-resistant strain of E. coli takes out all the filthy millennials who take their phone into the toilet with them.

@dayalasingh5853

3 жыл бұрын

@@joescott I was one of those people

Humanity: let’s make more organic robots! Also humanity: *immediately begins inventing Lovecraft monsters*

@allhumansarejusthuman.5776

3 жыл бұрын

Well. Shows over folks, you solved the Fermi Paradox.

@Gladiamdammit

3 жыл бұрын

You know too much...

This channel is underrated, thanks for putting in the hard work for us

Your authentic way of talking like you're talking to a friend is the reason I love your videos! Keep it up!

Joe: "Have you ever been sitting on the toilet" Me on the toilet: 😳

@DragonAGravelTrain

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@borntofeel1152

3 жыл бұрын

He watches you, he watches over us

@simonlambeth666

3 жыл бұрын

Haha and me!

@youtubeaccount8056

3 жыл бұрын

put that phone down 😅

@caioporto9234

3 жыл бұрын

Me too 😂

10:07 - “they can be squozen” I sincerely hope that the word “squozen” is here to stay.

@joescott

3 жыл бұрын

Squizzed?

@frmcf

3 жыл бұрын

@@joescott Dude, you nailed it with 'squozen'. Ain't no improving on perfection!

@James-MV

3 жыл бұрын

@@joescott Freeze : frozen, squeeze : squozen. It's been in the informal lexicon for many decades.

@deanmcmanis4862

3 жыл бұрын

@@frmcf Squozen brand, squid-flavored popsicles coming soon!

@user-vn7ce5ig1z

3 жыл бұрын

Says "squozen" and didn't even flinch. Like a boss. 😂

I so thoroughly enjoy this combination of information and laughs, thanks for all the hard work you put into these videos!

@lucyfyrearchoftwilight9282

3 жыл бұрын

ikr, a perfect blend

In the movie "eXistenZ" they use genetically modified animals (including frogs) to make various tech. In one scene a character assembles a gun from the leftovers of "the special" at a rather strange restaurant. They also use a VR device which is essentially a living organism engineered for that purpose. Cool movie, check it out if you haven't seen it.

@maxwyght1840

3 жыл бұрын

In case ypu haven't watched the ending, the entire thing happens inside a VR game inside a VR game. The top level is a VR game using regular VR HMDs, so the entire "bio-engineered" thing is about as plausible as any other magic system in every classic MMO

@lucyfyrearchoftwilight9282

3 жыл бұрын

@@maxwyght1840 Or was it? lol

"Is life just continuously shoving food down one hole and out the other hole?" Gee, thanks. Now I am about to go on a week long existential crisis again.

@ptonpc

3 жыл бұрын

Also reproducing that tube to replace you when your own digests its last food.

@brocky1970

3 жыл бұрын

hahahaha

@SteleCat

3 жыл бұрын

I'm glad I'm not the only one who regularly undergoes existential crises.

@liamr6761

3 жыл бұрын

I personally think it's a wholely comprehensive outlook on life. ... Get it?

@tonyduncan9852

3 жыл бұрын

Life should always be an existential crisis. It's where the Meaning IS.

Spider uses hydraulics to move their legs. That's why when they die, their legs curl up. Great video Joe.

@anewman

3 жыл бұрын

The fact that it happens so instantaneously is pretty wild

@jawbrace

3 жыл бұрын

@@anewman I believe that's because they don't have a "skeleton" like we do. :)

@maartendj2724

3 жыл бұрын

@@jawbrace No I think that's just because their heart stops as they die, if we stretched our limbs with blood pressure they would also instantaneously contract at death (I think)

@jawbrace

3 жыл бұрын

@@maartendj2724 Spider have an exoskeleton as opposed to us that have an endoskeleton. animals.mom.com/spider-bones-10356.html

@jawbrace

3 жыл бұрын

@@maartendj2724 It's called hemolymph. You can see more here: cpb-us-e1.wpmucdn.com/blogs.cornell.edu/dist/7/3643/files/2013/09/How-Do-Spiders-Move-1bpzbvb.pdf

Joe: "Is life just a series of putting food in one hole and shooting it the other hole?" Me: Ah yeah, isn't that what home isolation was all about during the quarantine?

This channel is very underrated, you should have 5M subscribers by now

Joe: "But of course one of the best use cases for soft robots comes in the field of [...]" Me: "Japanese porn!" Joe: "[...] surgery" Me: "Oh... yeah... surgery... of course..."

“How did he avoid getting burned at the stake?” Asking the real questions Joe.

@Kittsuera

3 жыл бұрын

because it was purely mechanical. everyone knows witchcraft involves doctors, medicine, crazy cat ladies, bilingual speakers of obscure languages and people performing tricks without revealing their secrets. it also involves people doing their laundry in the same pot one cooks soup. U.U

@suimeingwong2043

3 жыл бұрын

He made himself useful and designed a bunch of weapons of war.

@Soken50

3 жыл бұрын

I see a few comments saying he worked for the church but most importantly he was close to the Medicis, a very influential family in Italy that would have given him a lot of connections to avoid trouble, the fact that Florence was the centre of the Christian Humanist school of thought (a more 'scientific' creed) likely played a role as well.

@paddor

3 жыл бұрын

Probably because he had a penis? 🤷‍♂️

@k1sfd1974

3 жыл бұрын

He was more likely to be burned at the stake for all the research he did on the human body via dissection. It’s one of the many reasons he did work for the Church.( to avoid a very painful and messy death). You can also see a LOT of hidden knowledge in the art he did, especially that which he did FOR the church. I’d have to guess it’s how he got his adrenaline rush knowing he was painting HUGE taboos in his works. He was one of those “once in several generations” geniuses that quite frankly leaves me just smh at his discoveries. Remember to think about WHEN these discoveries were made and then realize that he didn’t have the same shoulders to stand on that later scientists did.

You were already my favorite KZreadr. Then you mentioned Metropolis and stole my heart. My favorite movie

@lucyfyrearchoftwilight9282

3 жыл бұрын

Yes but it wasn't about robots rising up. It was a metaphor for how society has turned the working class into slaves and when you see the machine being fed workers, i think that represents how modern society feeds upon the lives of the working class.

A particularly hilarious episode of Existential Dread With Joe today. Extra crispy!

You cracked that meaning of life in under 30 seconds, impressive.

Joe: Shares his toilet seat fantasies. Me: Am literally in the toilet when watching this. #PROTECTTHETUBE.

@TheSilverGate

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@rpbajb

3 жыл бұрын

Yep, me too.

@jasond.healerlynch5255

3 жыл бұрын

Fill up the tube, evacuate the tube

@jasond.healerlynch5255

3 жыл бұрын

@John Barber apparently many small peeps are literally stuck in their toilets, thankfully they have little bitty phones to pass the time

@astroninja136

3 жыл бұрын

Same

Absolutely fascinating, one of your best Joe!

Holy, I was literally sitting in the toilet and you open with"have you been sitting i the toilet... evacuating your bowel..." Goosebumps on my ass

Reminds me of that movie with Robin Williams - Bicentennial Man.

@Foreign501st

3 жыл бұрын

R.I.P to the best actor in history.

@gabrielv1856

3 жыл бұрын

I liked that movie!

@Bacon_Pancakes

3 жыл бұрын

One of the best movies ever made.

@haydenmiller3197

3 жыл бұрын

I would like to finish that film

@pakde8002

3 жыл бұрын

Wow, that's been a minute.

Joe: "TUBES" Me: "Please continue..."

2:15 - WOW A+ for the pronunciation. Very well done.

Great start to this episode Joe. Really classy.

"How did he avoid getting burned at the stake?" The Medici. That was how.

@springbloom5940

3 жыл бұрын

Which just goes to show, what an intolerable asshat Galileo was.

@atoth62

3 жыл бұрын

Leonardo wasn't exactly doing anything supernatural here. Everyone could see it was a just series of gears, pulleys and levers, it wasn't creating life.

@myscreen2urs

3 жыл бұрын

I think the Borgias needed him to make war machines. AND Ezio Auditore had his back.

@alchemygarlet1542

3 жыл бұрын

The most important factor is that he lived shortly before the Protestant Reformation. Before Luther the Roman church wasn't nearly as aggressive in controlling beliefs. For instance, Leonardo was a Christian but he also adopted a popular beliefs among intellectuals, namely the concept of analogies between microcosmos and macrocosmos: the belies that the structure and working of the human body had profound analogies with that of the earth. The beliefs was preached by humanist Marsilio Ficino, founder of the Platonian Academy and leader of the Neoplatonist school of thinking; Neoplatonism wasn't at all in contraddiction with Catholicism, because it developed in Late Antiquity in connection with the early Christian doctrine, and was influenced and influenced the Fathers of the Church (Padri della Chiesa, the intellectuals that essentially set the standard interpretation of the Bible).

@pressaltf4forfreevbucks179

3 жыл бұрын

@@myscreen2urs obviously

Perhaps Leonardo Davinci avoided being burned at the stake because he also built interesting weapons of war. Like today, It's amazing what people will put up with to get the latest and greatest tools for killing each other.

@anthonyhutchins2300

3 жыл бұрын

As they should... Keeps you safe...

@supermaster2012

2 жыл бұрын

@@anthonyhutchins2300 based.

A new video from Joe always helps the day along Thanks from a cold and wet uk

Dude... I literally sat down on the toilet and started this video.

Me: looks out window and sees a robot poop on my lawn *shakes head in disappointment*

"Leaning on that button." LOL Nice.

I would love to see a video of you exploring the idea of faster than light communication.

I love how you use the sounds of silence its always so fitting where you use it :) big fan bro!!

The robots in Horizon: Zero Dawn self-sustain on biofuel, and look how things turned out.

@Rayowag

3 жыл бұрын

Glad I'm not the only one thinking about that 😂

@TheMightyZwom

3 жыл бұрын

Well... We self-sustain on biofuel, and look how things are turning out :D

@adamwest8711

3 жыл бұрын

Helluva game.

@samrijijkot

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheMightyZwom At least we do not replicate at an unsustainable pace....OH WAIT

@TheMightyZwom

3 жыл бұрын

@@samrijijkot :D

As a biomedical researcher, I think it's great to see how different branches of science come together to develop new technologies. Some scientists are currently trying to develop hearing implants which involve gene therapy and micro-LEDs + an AI. In principle, DNA is introduced into neurons of ears which make them active when they are stimulated with light and tiny LEDs which produce light in response to sound are transplanted (I made a video about this a long time ago). Compared to conventional hearing implants (where you can often only distinguish between roughly 22 sounds), these new implants might enable patients to hear even better than healthy individuals!

i appreciate the amount of times you showed that mall security robot in the fountain...there was one of those that wandered around my subway station I used to get to work and i HATED it

I admit that I haven't watched a Joe video for a little bit, but the way this one started brought me right back to why I love this channel - thanks to Joe and all his supporters.

0:36 EVERY MORNING EVERY FREAKING MORNING, MY FRIEND

"Is life just continuously shoving food down one hole and out the other hole?" Yes. That and sticking a tube into a hole in another human to make a third human. That about sums it up :-)

@sashas3362

3 жыл бұрын

@John Barber No. It's also about making yourself useful and important to others.

@pakde8002

3 жыл бұрын

With the third human coming out of that very same hole. Human in human out. It's all algorithms.

@FryingPan76

3 жыл бұрын

@@sashas3362 To fill the void between eating, shitting and shagging?

@pakde8002

3 жыл бұрын

@@sashas3362 hahaha that's a good one. Have you been to America lately?

@vogonp4287

3 жыл бұрын

Sometimes this makes two new humans.

"There are actually robotic war machines that are designed to destroy our tubes."

Great video Joe, one of your best I think!

Joe: "...and Japanese porn." Me: Spits on the screen.

That first thirty seconds. Wow. 10:08 - Did you really say "squozen?" 🤣

@cannibalbananas

3 жыл бұрын

I had to rewind it to make sure that's the word I heard too 😂

Entertaining as always. Thank you sir.

circle of life Joe, I mean the trees are just farming us at the end of the day, man

Nothing like some high anxiety KZread to go with my high anxiety coffee in the morning

Dude…I love you, and your videos. Period, keep shining, my man, much love and gratitude.-Peter

Joe had me laughing so much I forgot the topics are serious. Thanks for coming out, Joe!

"hey are you ever sitting on the toilet..." Well you got me there Joe, the bathroom is where I start all my KZread binges

I was a bit shocked when I first read about Talos - one of the "automatons" in Greek mythology, "an artificial man of bronze".

@arjungoli6434

3 жыл бұрын

they actually had automatons

@Jackraiden500

3 жыл бұрын

Talos? As in elder scrolls?

@antlures845

3 жыл бұрын

Truth is stranger than fiction.

@jsl151850b

3 жыл бұрын

Talos, as seen in 'Jason and the Argonauts'?

@arjungoli6434

3 жыл бұрын

@@jsl151850b yeah

Thanks for keeping up the good content!

I have had that exact thought on the crapper.

You forgot to mention The Zucc. The most advanced AI android ever created.

@DanteS-119

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha

@fabrisse7469

3 жыл бұрын

The emotion circuits seem to burn out frequently, especially the empathy system.

@SemGabelko

3 жыл бұрын

@@fabrisse7469 It's because all the GPU resources are redirected to user data extraction and profit maximization

@ColdHawk

3 жыл бұрын

The alien-human robot hybrid program is accelerating. Despite the “Z” designator, the Zuck is not the final iteration. If you think Facebook is frightening you will quail before what is to come. Poe’s Law Disclaimer: this is a joke, I am not an alien conspiracy theorist.

@nirui.o

3 жыл бұрын

@@ColdHawk But the real question is, are you a human conspiracy theorist?

7:05 I was waiting for that joke. Btw robot testicles? Japan’s gonna have a hell of a time.

@minimoose4574

3 жыл бұрын

imagind robot testical cock and ball torture

@pakde8002

3 жыл бұрын

The sex toy industry is the leading driver in soft robotics development. Well, soft is a bit of a misnomer actually.

@yes874

3 жыл бұрын

MiniMoose 122 I just pictured that in my head. Why did you tell me this.

@91722854

3 жыл бұрын

then comes sex robots with Octopus inspired tentacles, looks like industrial application can make it to commercial products thanks to Japanese' imagination on human pleasure

@alexv3357

3 жыл бұрын

Funny thing is that image looks like it was made by Derpixon, who as far as I know is not Japanese

This episode is pure Shakespeare! No, it's pure Joe Scott!

How does this channel not have 1m subs? This is one of KZreads best.

Joe: "have you ever been sitting on the toilet" me: "no"

@rainyrainold

3 жыл бұрын

I had just sat down on the toilet to poop and turned this video on. Kinda spooked.

"If you haven't seen Metropolis, you defiantly need to find a way to see it" Pirate it. Got it.

@AndrewMukon

3 жыл бұрын

It will be in the public domain (out of copyright) in 2022

@pakde8002

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/oGtsuM6CgMfcoso.html

@joescott

3 жыл бұрын

I love it when people say "defiantly" instead of "definitely". Sounds so aggressive.

@user-vn7ce5ig1z

3 жыл бұрын

@@AndrewMukon That's in the US; in the EU, it's copyrighted until the end of 2046. Trump's USMCA would essentially make pretty much everything copyrighted for the rest of everyone's lives. 😒 I guess you could use a VPN to pretend you're in a country with less draconian copyright laws and legally download a copy. Speaking of which, this comment was brought to you by…

@counterr6750

3 жыл бұрын

- I’m no lawyer, but that doesn’t sound like a “legal download”

Its nice to come back to this channel after OLF and see Joe perform a smooth segue between segments, and without saying speaking of.

Please do a podcast, I have been binging sooo much of your vid for the last week. PLEASE DO A PODCAST I LOVE YOUR CONTENT

10:08 Squozen? Well I just learned a new word

Life: Endless series of putting food in one hole, and shooting out the other hole. That's pretty accurate actually... lol #protect_the_tube

You're killing it bro!

From discussing robots to the VPN ad: one of your best segues (LOL!)

That opening felt laser targeted at me. Dam, the vibe is real.

“Have you ever been on the toilet? Going to the bathroom” well well well.. how do you think I’m watching the video?

Nice! You included Marty! My son loves him at Stop and Shop.

"Rick Beato goes on massive rants about this." Rick Beato goes on massive rants about a LOT of things...

Cheers Joe! My inner worm thanks you.

@emerraldx

3 жыл бұрын

and the outer worm is looking for that serious soft sexbot? 🤫

"i gave you an existential crisis?" Nop. My life is an existential crisis.

@squamish4244

3 жыл бұрын

Get ahold of some brain tech, robot tech isn't much good at easing existential dilemmas.

@metamorphicorder

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/qqKIt5ade9PVcps.html

Recent convert. Becoming a big fan. Love your presentations, your humor is good, and the information is interesting and well presented. Thanks mate 👍

Love your Videos Joe keep it up !

„we‘re basically a worm that grew a human around itself“ seems legit. :D

"Ever had to poop so bad you had an existential crisis?" 3...4 times?

@YusufGinnah

3 жыл бұрын

And that was just today... 😂🤣🤣

Great opening!

Here from the knee of the curve - subscribed, thanks guys !

10:08 ...did he say squozen?

"Robota" actually also means just "work". As in "I go to work every morning" (well, I don't... you know... 2020).

As usual, great work Joe. Come on 1 Million Subs!

YOU are so brilliant and funny!!!

12:35 "... Living drills into people's bloodstreams" Skynet: next sponsor of Joe

@jaakkopontinen

3 жыл бұрын

One and the same 😵🤔

@springbloom5940

3 жыл бұрын

More like CIA induced stroke.

I'm waiting for a "hello darkness my old friend"©™ replay of all the moments you've had with " hello darkness my old friend"©™ playing in the background. The ultimate depressing video. 🤔🤗😒😂😎

@irri3191

3 жыл бұрын

@Mycel spy vs. spy 😎🤗

10:08 Did Joe just say "Squozen"? OMG, it's an actual word!

I had a little clawed frog as a pet when i was kid...it lived at least ten years! I fed it tubifex worms everyday from the end of a skewer...and gave it a viking funeral at a local pond when it passed

"Robot that feeds off of biomass." *Remembers the plot of Horizon: Zero Dawn* Nope, I'm outta here 👀

@Daniel-yy3ty

3 жыл бұрын

as long as they can't self replicate...

@luisIBZ

3 жыл бұрын

I was going to write exactly this

When he said “have you ever been sitting on the toilet” I was sitting on the toilet. I feel attacked.

*that's more of an esoteric intro than i'm used to Joe...think i'll have a glass of water...two parts "H" one part "O"...just the way i like it*

thanks for the philosophy!

Everybody: AI is a bad Idea and giving an AI a robotic body is an even worse idea Japan: *_WITNESS ME_* 6:46 - 7:07

@erika002

3 жыл бұрын

@@benjeesilv1596 yeah, pretty much. I mean.... kzread.info/dash/bejne/hoGez8GBfr2rl6w.html [American version looks trash btw] kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZaOVuKSNgc7eqZM.html [REAL-LIFE GUNDAM] kzread.info/dash/bejne/noWMxI97eq2-n5M.html [VA meets her own AI character that she voiced]

Fun a new vid-- early for members!

Thumbs up for the essentially flawless pronunciation of Karel Čapek. The stress should be on the first syllable in both cases but other than that, it was pretty spot on! :D

"Life...um... ... finds a way." Nailed it!

"IS THIS ALL THERE IS?" nope theres always a little bit more.

@myscreen2urs

3 жыл бұрын

I sometimes ask myself this very question when I'm a little constipated.

@ferrallezz5246

3 жыл бұрын

Clinton Boucheix lmao

@dannymccune1888

3 жыл бұрын

Be patient. Relax. Think about Tinker Toys.

@user-hu3iy9gz5j

3 жыл бұрын

We do drink and p*ss too though