Right ear the Bible (Сhinese), Left ear Mozart (2x speed)
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right ear the bible, left ear the mozart, accelerated learning experience, right eye military strategy, left eye, visualisation of Pi being irrational
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What to do while watching this video: Left arm: dumbbell, 20kg Right arm: writing poems (Latin)
@francogonz
2 ай бұрын
That's insane dude.
@HandledToaster2
2 ай бұрын
My body is ready.
@duultakdestroyerofcatnip5607
2 ай бұрын
Left leg: Kung fu Right leg: Tapdancing
@HandledToaster2
2 ай бұрын
middle leg: edging
@therealflorpepic
2 ай бұрын
Mouth: drinking peanut butter with straw Nose: snorting coke Ass: tossing in a circle
holy shit i never knew pi was that fucking irritating and unsatisfying
@TDS_Katana
3 ай бұрын
i broke 69 likes
@isitonchairBlessedChannel
3 ай бұрын
@@TDS_Katanaun-nice
@TDS_Katana
3 ай бұрын
@@isitonchairBlessedChannel im a menace to society 😈
@erwinmarcial656
3 ай бұрын
@@TDS_Katanamotherfather
@ih8pe0ple88
3 ай бұрын
@@TDS_Katanai will make you watch skibidi toilet for what you have done, consentually with the use of force
That pi thing was absolutely infuriating
@David280GG
2 ай бұрын
Actually kinda satisfying how it keeps repeating the pattern with an offset
@johnjacobjingleheimerschmi760
2 ай бұрын
Did someone say pie?
@marcorocchi6758
2 ай бұрын
@@David280GGThat's why it's infuriating
@kreuner11
2 ай бұрын
You could say it's irrational
@NeverwascooL
2 ай бұрын
You just haven't gone far enough in the decimals
my neurons formed so many new connections that my brain physically expanded and i look like megamind now
@wiwrdo
2 ай бұрын
I now look like a meatcanyon character because of this extremely advanced learning video.
@NeurodivergentSuperiority
2 ай бұрын
I now look like Yakub but white
@J3ss4u
2 ай бұрын
So No bitches
@guidedexplosiveprojectileg9943
2 ай бұрын
@@NeurodivergentSuperiorityReverse Yakub 👨🏻💥💥💥
@NeurodivergentSuperiority
2 ай бұрын
@@guidedexplosiveprojectileg9943 I am Antikub, creator of the black race
"I'm cured of all physical and mental ailments. I'm blind, but now I see." - Boggo 2023
@morbiusfan3176
3 ай бұрын
Is that from the Wes Anderson short?
@thatshrian
2 ай бұрын
@@morbiusfan3176 Land of the Boggs.
@insidiousindigoARCHIVE
2 ай бұрын
I have found another
@kiwirooks7299
2 ай бұрын
As someone with a dog named Bogo who has lived now lived five years past max breed life expectancy, I can confirm.
@MKTB22
2 ай бұрын
ayy a fellow land of boggs fan
OK, I know it sounds crazy! but before this meme I was diagnosed with a terminal illness, I would need expensive medicine and I was doomed... BUT YOU HAVE TO BELIVE ME! This exercise somehow changed my conception of reality, I started to question existence and now I float instead of walking. My brain is 33 centimeters long and full of veins, it's a miracle of science, THANK YOU!!
@rockz9783
3 ай бұрын
Yup i believe you
@dallor714
3 ай бұрын
Yup i believe you
@jBread28
3 ай бұрын
Yup i believe you
@realcoolguy123
3 ай бұрын
Yup i believe you
@raynfall77_69
3 ай бұрын
Yup i believe you
dopamine receptors are through the roof with this one 🗣🔥💀
Right ear (the Bible) left ear (Mozart) Right eye (tactical movement) Left eye (pie being irrational) Peripheral vision (comments)
@Be-lo_da_fluff
2 ай бұрын
+ Left arm : 20 Kg dumbbell Right arm : writing poem (in itkuîl) Left nostril : sulfurous gasses Right nostril : smelling salts Left testicle / left boob : massage Right testicle / right boob : torture 8==D / () : getting the other Left leg : knee extensions Right leg : shinblitorator Hair : getting played with Neck : being bitten
@brightblackhole2442
Ай бұрын
@@Be-lo_da_fluff left lung: laughing gas right lung: mustard gas left kidney: hyponatremia right kidney: stones left cerebral hemisphere: broca's aphasia right cerebral hemisphere: multivariable calculus
@CarbineKiller
Ай бұрын
and who could forget . . . . . . . . hotel trivago
this is frying my brain in real time
@2st486
2 ай бұрын
the future doesnt past the past won't overtake the present all that remains is an obsolete illusion
@2st486
2 ай бұрын
@@Iwantpoptarts96420 Epica, not Meshuggah. song is "the phantom agony"
As a Christian. I don't know
@Aardvarker-wp5ie
3 ай бұрын
Lmao I agree (I’m Christian too)
@SpaceDudeCosmo
3 ай бұрын
As a Chinese Christian, I am utterly confused
@pressaltf4forfreevbucks179
3 ай бұрын
As a mathematician. I don't know (Im not a mathematician)
@symonjones43
3 ай бұрын
lol
@ig100magnaguard
2 ай бұрын
As a. I don't
imagine watching this with VR
@I_CANSPEAK_IN_CAPS
3 ай бұрын
Bet Update: it went well
@timtechtube
2 ай бұрын
I just did. The dominant eye just takes over and I can only see the left side.
@fishfreakss
2 ай бұрын
just walk into gojo's domain expansion
I can feel my brain expanding. Or that's just a tumor.
This shit goes hard without earphones i swear its like some chinese guy saying anything stupid with comically sped up music
@marlinhobacnomad6993
2 ай бұрын
real
I don’t know why I thought it was a good idea to listen to this while I have a headache. But now my headache is hyper intelligent
I FEEL my intellect growing and shrinking is spasms like the weird circle music soundtrack visualizations you’s see in videos from 6 to 9years ago for a remix
@eddy4gaming455
2 ай бұрын
no copyright sounds 💀
My grandpa loves this video, last month he started watching this on vr and he still hasnt taken off his headset😊
@edgarzomboss7185
2 ай бұрын
grandpas a time traveller
@Opt1musPr1meK
2 ай бұрын
@@edgarzomboss7185 didnt even notice that, thanks for pointing that out 😂
As an anarchist i can confirm
@Runninglizards
2 ай бұрын
Same
I think I’m having a aneurysmqwerty
@erwinmarcial656
3 ай бұрын
aneurysm + lobotomy + surgery
@PelinalWhitestrake9147
2 ай бұрын
@@erwinmarcial656 = Anetomy surgery
The fact that there are four things in this meme and the entire conversation decided to talk about the Irrational Pi one:
@Opt1musPr1meK
2 ай бұрын
Most people have heard mozart’s songs, the chinese bible doesn’t sound like much to non-chinese speakers, military strategies are informative but not that controversial, pi being irrational can hurt people that believed that it was the perfect ratio of a circle, but being reminded h9w just so slightly irrational hurts
Never thought my brain would consider consuming four streams of information simultaneously - namely the Bible being read in Chinese, Mozart's "Piano Sonata No. 11", military room clear strategy, and a visualization of the irrationality of pi - to be such an enlightening experience
imagine showing this to someone with a split brain 💀
@novosibirsk-burgersoup
2 ай бұрын
It will unsplit
@orangecitrus8056
2 ай бұрын
@@novosibirsk-burgersoup it will split to 4
@mugrootbeer731
10 күн бұрын
This video split my brain
This makes me laugh uncontrollably every time. Like how
Nah I only had one ear bud in, got confused, put the left in, and was just blasted with bagpipe sped up Mozart 😂😂😂
Remember when in XCOM 2 aliens were pumping information in the main characters brain so they became a tactical genius? This is probably how that process looked like.
I keep on thinking the Chinese is telling me the military strategies but I just can’t understand it
As an individual with ADHD, *Y e s*
ive never gotten tinitus after one video before that's wild
@torpete0993
2 ай бұрын
Underrated comment
this man invented an entirely new type of pain
Idk what everyones complaining about, I love that pi does that.
@CMDRJakob
2 ай бұрын
SAAAME.
@Opt1musPr1meK
2 ай бұрын
Imagine trying to get the area of a circle. Its *just* so slightly imperfect. With infinite amount of decimals, it should have been a perfect circle. Instead it does this, and we have no way to fix it. We can’t write pi with infinite decimals. We just cant. Do you know how many bits it would take to write an infinite number? You can’t. We just have to ignore this slight imperfection, since its such a small imperfection that it’s basically unnoticeable at a higher scale
@fishyc43sar
2 ай бұрын
@@Opt1musPr1meKUwU
@coolestcars1983
2 ай бұрын
@@Opt1musPr1meKliterally any perfectionist who read this: …
@MDLuffy1234YT
Ай бұрын
Yeah, after 2 cycles it looks like a perfect sphere in 2D.
i could feel a sleeper agent activating with this one‼️
guys when the pi video finishes reading pie it'l be perfect yall just gotta wait for it
Brainmaxxing
i watched the whole video cross eyed
This feels like the mind training Space Marines get from the Imperium
@Noorthia
2 ай бұрын
left ear: Gothic hymns praising the emperor (10 hours) x2 speed right ear: Lectitio Divinitatus in High Gothic (if religious chapter, if it's the ultramarines, it's Sun Tzu and the Art of War)
i feel myself getting smarter minute by minute
this is the embodiment of standard overthinking nowadays, information overload
Never in my whole life as silly 11B would BD6 ever be considered in a meme
This is what you get when you combine math, a soldier Mozart, and a Chinese Christian
We need this but somehow in VR, so I can truly have just my left eye seeing the Visualization of Pi and my right eye being Military Tactics
Play this video at 2x speed. Record it. Play that at 2x speed. And so on.
damn this ain't enough i still had to add a kick bass with my right leg, while doing side kicks with my left, and my right hand on the keyboards whilst drawing a cartesian interpretation with my left
I lost my left earpod today so this was a very relaxing experience
Finally, I understand what overstumulation means
my right ear enjoyed this
When i went from being homeschooled as a kid to being in public school, this is honest to God what it felt like
Ive never gotten a real headache from a video before untill now holy shit
this could genuinely be used as torture
this video made my dad come back with the milk. thank you for this life changing video
As an irrational number, I found this video heartwarming
the right side of my head actually started to hurt im so serious rn
today i learned ive been wearing my headphones wrong for years because of THIS
POV: you have mono headphones from the previous century (mono headphones have only one channel which means you cant hear two things simultaniously, you hear both at the same time with both ears)
Yoooo thanks, I've never been able to tell which way to wear this thing
after listening to this, i was cured of my lifelong chronic illness, and i started to comprehend things that are physically unable to be imagined, and now i have trancended into a state being that causes me to be omniescent. i radiate a blinding light, and have begun to use my telekinesis to levitate around. thank you for this life saver. i will be listening to this while doing my assignments.
Watch while crossing eyes after going through it the first time so both eyes have equivalent information overload
That’s the only vidéo i can Watch again and again without feeling like im loosing my time
I think it's actually the other way around, I hear the chinese on my left whilst I hear mozart at my right Edit: Nevermind I think I flipped my earphones💀💀💀
perfect, please give us a 2+ hour version
this is pure ART, i was sad but now im happy because of this amazing form of art
That pi shit is so beautiful and satisfying like holy shit!
My brain is so stupid I started to laugh, to then forget why am I laughing in the first place, then I laugh again
you need to make an hour long version
so very stimulating!
am i the only one who finds the pi thing super satisfying and cool
Incomprehensible, have a nice day.
No joke I felt my brain pulsing as I watched this
I have never been more relaxed 🔥
I can literally feel that my brain is divided and it feels like it will split
My oppinion? left ear Japan bible x0.25 speed right ear Doom conclusion music right eye unreal tournament gameplay left eye counter strike strats
this helped me get my piolets license! thank you!
im putting this on x2 so i can get quadruple the learning experience
We need 1 hour version of this (but with different videos)
That's a new level of KZread content
I would like a 10 hour version
Left jaw side: Peanut butter Right jaw side: Raw fish
I'm hearing the bible in my left ear
I need a 1 hour version of this
Even with the low volume it's still blowing out my ear drums
somehow this video has the power to make my ears and eyes hurt at the same time
When you do these, it is recommended to also reading scientific books in one hand, and the other hand used for writing or searching more knowledge through search of wikipedia. When you do that, remember to also run in one place so that your leg gets bulked after doing all of these. Good luck beating that smart kid with your intellegience.
Got it, I’m ready for the test. Thanks.
The wonders of modern technology
My brain is now increasing in size, thank you very much. The doctors have said that it's a """"tumor"""" whatever that thing is, but I know big pharma just cannot appreciate the wonder, and beauty of this artform.
Average short form content experience right here!
My brain feels warm
This is the opposite of brain rot
My brain needs more, 2 hours please
i accidentally watched this in 0,75 speed and mozart was normalised
The pi visualization is glorious
not me looking simultaniously what to watch next on the right side of the screen
speed boosted learning experience
truth
My hands are learning sign language while I am engaged with this video. I am translating my experience and making voice notes in Spanish simultaneously. My feet are juggling a football too.
Bro I need an extended version of this
y'all actually released a music video for this fire beat
Wirtual I too have been recommended this
PI is literally the most cry about it moment I've ever seen
How is the pi thing irritating ? It's freaking beautiful
@RickTests
2 ай бұрын
i agree
@ElysiumGresit
2 ай бұрын
Because it doesn't line up perfectly like other mathematical equations when put into a pendulum
This videos keep evolving, why don't you skip to the inevitable endpoint with "black screen and silence"
Left leg: running marathon (backwards) Right leg: juggling soccer balls no leg sensation