the western mind cannot comprehend

@HyouMix

3 ай бұрын

What one hour a week of gaming does to a person

@pennynukenarc

3 ай бұрын

@@HyouMix according to parents

@HyouMix

3 ай бұрын

​@@pennynukenarcAhhh you sweet summer child, yes, from the "parents".

@rootbears

3 ай бұрын

@@pennynukenarcI think you missed the joke

@hiyo9144

3 ай бұрын

@@pennynukenarc in China, those under 18 can only game for an hour a day on fridays and weekends.

SPACEBAR HANGING ON FOR DEAR LIFE😭😭

@cogbait

3 ай бұрын

Nah dude the crouch button is the real one suffering

@atsizbalik

3 ай бұрын

​@@cogbait the crouch button probably has a hole

@HandsomeFish0

3 ай бұрын

​@@atsizbalik"probably"

@joaoborgesrodriguesalves6554

3 ай бұрын

@@atsizbalik his WASD keys dont compare

@wiccansubs5031

2 ай бұрын

from experience I just know one side of the spacebar is incredibly hard to press on

i love the keyboard smashing sounds.. so relaxing 😌

@Buoyi

7 ай бұрын

You should be careful not to stop your heart.😂

@cuppuphead

7 ай бұрын

Fr ☺️

@philcollinslover56705

3 ай бұрын

Whenever he jumps, it sounds like he's just punching someone rofl

@rotritter

3 ай бұрын

crossfire asmr

@0trippy

3 ай бұрын

oh my god i so agree 😊

4:25 my man unleashed 40000 years of chinese rage

@gravidust.2

3 ай бұрын

💀💀💀

@funnypremik

3 ай бұрын

💀💀💀

@RainbowGod666

3 ай бұрын

💀💀💀 indeed. My man so angry i had to pull an AR Manga to describe his rage

@isbakernation

3 ай бұрын

pokémon black and white

@JaksonBarnhouse-hb4lj

2 ай бұрын

Pretty realistic

Worried about his run more than my life choices

@IBadlessI

3 ай бұрын

LOL FR

@amspook

3 ай бұрын

Aren't we all?

@IBadlessI

3 ай бұрын

@@amspook We are

@perfectopubg7320

3 ай бұрын

put fear in Allah to not worry about the future

@IBadlessI

3 ай бұрын

@@perfectopubg7320 Who the hell is Allah

4:24 Ḩ̶̳̣̮̻̪̜͍̹̭͓͍̳̼̈́̅́̄̍̀͐́̊̽͌̊̂͂͠͝͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝I̸̡̛̳͌̉͋͐͒̍Ỵ̷̡̛̟̱̑̍̀̉̿̿̉Ỵ̷̡̛̟̱̑̍̀̉̿̿̉Ỵ̷̡̛̟̱̑̍̀̉̿̿̉Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝

@whydouneedtoknowme

4 ай бұрын

😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣

@Roblox_moments28

3 ай бұрын

Scream from the underground devils

@Roblox_moments28

3 ай бұрын

And he's having diarrhea at the same moment wow

@lenadams854

3 ай бұрын

The

@shaunlepon2563

3 ай бұрын

I felt so bad cuz he was doing so good 😭😭

he is actually good tho

@user-kj9kj5ht2x

3 ай бұрын

is he good irl tho

@soupcangaming662

3 ай бұрын

@@user-kj9kj5ht2x he'd probably slam you against ten walls and annihilate you in a pool of blood

@Voidmanee

3 ай бұрын

​@@user-kj9kj5ht2xI'm sorry for what I have done

@alejandromorales2244

3 ай бұрын

Yeah but why rage so much, after a point of time playing youll eventually get used to the having-to-start-over part, at least thats my experience with geometry dash (bloodbath)

@o_o888

3 ай бұрын

@@alejandromorales2244sometimes it gets to you randomly

1:40 sick phonk beat

@envyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

3 ай бұрын

"phonk" any kick is phonk now? You are a newgen and you never heard of the origin of phonk

@_Pyra_

3 ай бұрын

@@envyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy bro took it personally

@afrostevie

3 ай бұрын

@@envyyyyyyyyyyyyyyywah wah lil bro😭

@MoonManMoonMan

3 ай бұрын

@@afrosteviewomp womp

@ManusiaBertopeng1

3 ай бұрын

Shotgun sound

I like how he holds that card the entire time, it's like a reminder of "what he is fighting for"

@pixpax1720

3 ай бұрын

DO IT FOR HER

@wagomus4323

3 ай бұрын

I SHALL SACRIFICE MY LIFE FOR THIS WOMAN!

@Qhxy.

2 ай бұрын

its just a kind of knife in this game,many people use it just because it can behalf your rank.

@mochiidabrochii

2 ай бұрын

my beloved i left back at home…

@-Aaron-138

Ай бұрын

It a knife skin Don't forget that they also have a bread as a knife skin

I love this asmr channel

@Maxwellthebestcat

10 ай бұрын

И я

@matteopro2

6 ай бұрын

Same

@mrmrdrgonfineleong

5 ай бұрын

Same

@Seaborn10892

5 ай бұрын

Fr its chilling to my ear

@matteopro2

5 ай бұрын

@@Seaborn10892 same 💀

i want whatever chineseium keyboard this dude is rocking holy shit

@Maestro7228

3 ай бұрын

There's a video of him breaking one in rage and instantly unpacking another. My guy got a keyboard factory.

@SkippyZii

3 ай бұрын

Chinesium 😭

@munguschungus4030

3 ай бұрын

@@Maestro7228 Who's the guy? Can you link the video?

@Maestro7228

3 ай бұрын

@@munguschungus4030 CFseven77. Can't find the particular stream uncut.

@th3Kun

3 ай бұрын

@@Maestro7228 ofc he did, he's in china

this beat is fire ❤‍🔥❤‍🔥❤‍🔥

@oksje

2 ай бұрын

0:09 the beat go hard at this part

2:46 you can feel him being so nervous

@WingMaster562

3 ай бұрын

Thats some workout breathing, breathing in when during rep then out after

4:27 sounds like an angry chinese man firing an autocannon

@hvllxwmakesnoises

3 ай бұрын

and with the battle cry at 4:24

@thesamejackalsniperthatkil117

Ай бұрын

Sounds to me like a Chinese warrior riding into battle on a horse

@hman2875

14 күн бұрын

LMFAOOO

The power in his fingers is insane.

@namonef

3 ай бұрын

His wife is the happiest women alive

@Forgotten_Days

3 ай бұрын

@@namonef 💀

@awesome19ssbb

3 ай бұрын

​@@namonef I was thinking that

1:38 when you're so mad at the game that you resort to using za hando to win

@p_bok6441

3 ай бұрын

- table

@i4s-ds41

3 ай бұрын

​@@p_bok6441 keyboard

@IgorNV

3 ай бұрын

Mf erasing space-time to get to the end lol

@opalyasu7159

3 ай бұрын

@@IgorNVnah it's mainly just the bass boosted part

@undertaker1242

3 ай бұрын

​@@opalyasu7159🤓

Timestamps if you missed them 0:33 oaaaghh HHGGM 1:23 kid screaming 1:32 car horn 1:58 a10 machine gun 4:15 second car horn 4:23 man being dragged into hell

@Lean99999

2 ай бұрын

1:23 kids in my basement when i forget to give them water ☺️

@kutotb1225

Ай бұрын

​@@Lean99999 ???

@Lean99999

Ай бұрын

@@kutotb1225 4:23 timmy being dragged to hell beacause he did his homework late :

@kutotb1225

7 күн бұрын

​@@Lean99999 omg

The manufacturer adding a microphone to the spacebar was a very daring decision

4:24

兄弟拥有世界上最坚固的键盘💀

@tannerrockstexas

Ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@NotCicognaMora7

Ай бұрын

It's not, it's just scared to make mistakes

@SkyLLer5971

Ай бұрын

他的神经是另一个，还有这里好难找到自己人😂

@susyexpireens4830

Ай бұрын

Xinxca xcinxcanxi

@Pitbull-Named-Daisy

Ай бұрын

​@@susyexpireens4830 that's racist

HAAAIIIIIYYYYYIAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

1:37 bro thinks he's the barret

His girlfriend must be happy

@thesamejackalsniperthatkil117

Ай бұрын

The one on his card?

@beatdeeznutz

29 күн бұрын

hes talking abt fingering​@@thesamejackalsniperthatkil117

Bro he is KILLING his Keyboard right now 💀😭

Bros slamming his keys like a child getting discipline

@Maxwellthebestcat

10 ай бұрын

Самты

@folddyy

6 ай бұрын

in China

@leckerp

6 ай бұрын

I don't have strict parents my mom beat me 10 times and my dad 2 so I can't relate

When you only had 1 hours of gaming session a week

@AndroidNoir-L06k

Ай бұрын

1 HOUR FOR EVERY WEEK? CCP REALLY FALL OFF..

伙计，我爱这个家伙，你想知道为什么键盘会被砸碎，他的 HAIYIAA 会发出标志性的战争呐喊

@6f032

5 ай бұрын

那是哎呀

这他妈真是史诗级的💯💯💯💯💯

@sada-hv1vm

3 ай бұрын

是的哈哈哈

I edge to these cf videos

@Eok6

3 ай бұрын

At least it's not CP, so you're fine

@scruber64_

2 ай бұрын

Kurisutina

@user-um2cs9bg3n

Ай бұрын

@@Eok6Alright that’s enough KZread for today… and I just woke up

1:38 sounds like spamming shotgun

@melissazhong962

4 ай бұрын

Fr

@DarenKajiWolf

3 ай бұрын

Phonk music

@i4s-ds41

3 ай бұрын

he shoots with buttons (gauge 12 fr)

The Golden Freddy guy is getting more dangerous than before, from the noise you may hear in the video is that he has a stand that can erase anything.

i want to see a handcam so i can look at how they make every single press of a button sound like someone swinging a hammer at 3 in the morning

@yourlocalbeingwithoutaface

Ай бұрын

This comment is funny af lmao 💀

@antijokecommenter5003

Ай бұрын

@@yourlocalbeingwithoutaface what more funny is that its not even supposed to be funny

I love when he starts making music every now and then. The multitasking is through the roof with this man :D

@Sec1

8 күн бұрын

The best part is, u just happen to be a musician!

The way he's slamming the keyboard I would have thought he's just breaking an entire plastic desk in half

不错呀，搬运工，弘扬Cf传统文化❤

Most calmest CF player

很好跳者

El teclado: estoy cansado jefe 😔

@Adam-ki3nm

5 ай бұрын

🙁

1:33 everything just escalates after that corner man

most norma roblox obby

@thegiantratthatmakesalloft9415

3 ай бұрын

Obby games are for autistic dead ends btw

THIS BEAT IS SO FIRE🔥🔥🗣

4:30 Sounds similar to something I heard from Aphex Twin

if you close your eyes, you can hear the manager urging the programmers on during the deadline

blawg is fulltime employed as upstairs neighbour

*_HAIYAA!!!_*

That keyboard is on life support 😭

bro's creating hard basses out here 🔥🔥🔥

提哈他说 他和 贝斯特 奥斯曼人

@1breaktosty

3 ай бұрын

LAMAAOAOAOOAO UR SO FUNNY😭😭😭😭💀💀💀

@Silly585

3 ай бұрын

@@1breaktosty 因为它太放松了，所以我尊重这个视频

@matthew3009

3 ай бұрын

I pressed translate and I think I understood the comment better in Chinese.

@coalstar9030

3 ай бұрын

​@@matthew3009What dont u get about the best Ottomans 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷

@user-vm3uf8hy4o

3 ай бұрын

@@Silly585 lol idk any Chinese so I translate the words back in English. Then found I don't understand English, either.

4:23 tom and jerry ass scream

Respect

I love the little heart by the CF in the title. Toxic love.

master

Ngl how does this guy keeps mashing his keyboard without his hand overheating

new asmr channel just dropped

Hao~

0:08 fire beat🔥🔥🔥

我是盲人，请问这里是火箭发射基地吗

every few months I have to watch this guy to maintain my mental health

Woah nice kick sample

I found the guy

Chinese rage and mic quality name a more iconic duo

4:32 sick ass war metal breakdown

Nice beat bro 1:40

4:24 Thats the ASMR perfect before going to sleep 😍😍😍😍

在b站上看过，又在油管上刷到我真的蚌埠住了😂

@WFTJee0209

2 ай бұрын

這是什麼遊戲怎麼跳的時候一直蹦蹦蹦

@user-lg7jy6ds3o

Ай бұрын

穿越火线的跑酷地图服务器​@@WFTJee0209

😂😂😂 You ppl have the best rages 😂😂😂

1:39 yoo this kinda sound fire tho 🔥

i want whatever keyboard he has, if it can last him a week itll last me a lifetime

No lie, this dude is cooking😮

This is what pure sport looks like

Best asmr ever 😴

Downstairs neighbour watching the plaster fall from his ceiling.

@Samlazolo

3 ай бұрын

Upstairs neighbour is experiencing an earthquake

rage at 4:23

@TibuGT

4 ай бұрын

AIIIIIIIIIIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i dont really understand but i love it

very calming keyboard asmr! helped me fall asleep

THE HAAAAAYYYIIIAAAAAAAS SEND ME EVERY TIME 💀💀💀💀💀

@Sec1

8 күн бұрын

He kinda sounds like hitler/G.F there☠

gotta see this dude with a keyboard cam 😂

哎呀～啊

As a westerner i cannot comprehend this video.

1:05 holy..... moly.......

Me playing roblox tower of hell and failing at the last stage:

best asian beat 🔥🔥🔥

reminds me of my minecraft parkour days. honestly might start doing parkour maps again bc of this.

4:24 live vacuum audio

That keyboard went from revolver, to ak47, then to a artillery canon and ended in a full blown up bombardment.

calmest chinese player

The end woke me up 😂

I have to imagine the people making the maps do it exclusively for him at this point.

They say if u finish between checkpoints you got more social credits

@uhhh_idkwhattoputhere

3 ай бұрын

what is social credit

This is more suspenseful than most movies. He is our hero.

My favorite kind of videos

I have no clue on what strategic value the card has

@lorax2076

3 ай бұрын

Crossfire has weapon weight system and the card actually has very low weight to help you jump further

Actual movement god

@KreAm-

3 ай бұрын

did youtube recommended this video for you?

@voidc4

3 ай бұрын

@ yea, ive seen vids like it before but this guy is cracked

@ByeBaybe

Ай бұрын

yes he is cracked!!

So Relaxing

I don't know wtf is going on but I'm still watching.

Bro is violating that keyboard💀💀💀💀💀

01:24 bro turned in to a printer

time to put on some sleeping music 🥱🥱🥱 this ones my favorite

I listen to this while going to bed

gabber be like