2:17 "One move and I'll shoot the phone!" Favorite line out of this whole thing for some reason! Gets me every time!

Harrison Ford gives a really convincing performance here as someone who's been kidnapped and forced against his will to act normally...even before he's been kidnapped and told to act normally.

@abundantYOUniverse

5 жыл бұрын

You mean kidnapped and forced to make the movie?:)

@kellyweingart3692

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@KaladinVegapunk

3 жыл бұрын

Haha like bruce willis, they've both been phoning it in for decades Although they still manage 100 times the emotion and effort as fucking seagal, the hack I'm just surprised they didn't make a sister fucking joke since Jaime Lannister is a henchman haha

"Well, I've watched every Strong Bad email" Hah, awesome! Never thought I'd hear them reference Homestar Runner!

The great Kingslayer, taken down by an elderly man armed with a blender.

@JamaicanCastle

6 жыл бұрын

Have a little respect - he was taken down by an elderly _Indiana Jones_ armed with a blender.

@NewSuperAvenger

4 жыл бұрын

@@JamaicanCastle Have even more respect - he was taken down by an elderly Han Solo armed with a blender.

@adriangore850

3 жыл бұрын

@@NewSuperAvenger Too bad Han didn't carry a blender to his recruitment center or the recruiter would have named him "Han Blender" or "Han Choppy-Choppy"

@jonathanbethards3689

3 жыл бұрын

@@adriangore850 Han blended first!

@kellyweingart3692

2 жыл бұрын

lol

I had to skip the video back to see if I really just saw Alan Arkin. KZread double-take. It was Alan Arkin.

Excellent, "Get off my floor"

‘I can’t act any more today. I’m bushed”

@kellyweingart3692

4 жыл бұрын

the Harrison Ford impression’s hilarious

@kellyweingart3692

3 жыл бұрын

“Anyone seen John Connor?”

@kellyweingart3692

3 жыл бұрын

🎵Come to my window🎵

@choosecarefully408

2 ай бұрын

The thing is, this is the kind of role he insisted he wanted to play as soon as he became famous. I'd say "pretty uppity for a mere carpenter" but what if he had been a carpenter's son?

"Screw you Jack!"p Poor Chloe O'Brian forgot what set she was on..

"Meanwhile one of the other thugs washes his arms and" -- we see Virginia Madsen -- "Oh..." lol

The GoT/Marvel/Indiana Jones/Dune/T2/24 crossover we've always wanted.

@adriangore850

3 жыл бұрын

What part of it was Dune?

@jonathanbethards3689

3 жыл бұрын

@@adriangore850 Virginia Madsen played Princess Irulan

@mrleedra

Ай бұрын

And Breaking Bad!

THAT PANCAKE HIS A BOMB IN IT I say that a lot. Got me kicked out of 3 airports

Loving all the T2 references

like Wilfrid Brimley wake boarding! Omg...I just spit out my juice!

The biggest disappointment of this movie, for me, was not knowing who provided the computer equipment

That low key Terminator 2 reference. Almost died choking on my food.

I love the Robert Patrick T-2 references!!

@drumr72

2 жыл бұрын

No shit. I too LOLd at the "anyone seen John Conner" line. This riff is full of great one liners by the dudes.

Oh hey, Harrison gets pistol-whipped by Jamie Lannister.

They put Harrison Ford and Robert Forster in the same scenes together? How the fuck am I supposed to tell which one's which???

@seamusburke639

7 жыл бұрын

They're gonna have a Grizzle-Off.

@Crrrow

7 жыл бұрын

Well one of them will scream at you to get off their plane.

Strong Bad reference!

It's The Vision!

Hey, no dissin' Clippy. That guy was a gem. RIP Clippy.

Of course I have to love the "editing by Jim Page and DRUMS by Bons Bonham! LOL

6:46 did not expect a Homestarrunner reference

Harrison clearly lost his love of acting even as long ago as this. Performances like these make me appreciate hammy, OTT acting like Jeremy Irons in Dungeons and Dragons. At least he emoted (a LOT).

Ford trying to be middle aged is like bob hope trying to be elder age

The frantic music really tuned me in to this movie...waow!

One move and I'll shoot the phone! LOL

Let's see what he can do with a salad spinner

"Screw you, Jack!" Really? No 24 jokes on that one?

@kellyweingart3692

4 жыл бұрын

“We’ll be terminating several employees”

@simonrussell4986

4 жыл бұрын

I was waiting for a CTU reference somewhere, but...

@kellyweingart3692

3 жыл бұрын

“Investing in liquid metal, for instance”

@kellyweingart3692

3 жыл бұрын

“Stocked up on stoner munchies, good”

Hahahahaha nothing but a gun, a cell phone and a big ol Chrysler, that's how I imagine rumsfeld left the white house That's too good, I forgot about that one

@Oppeldeldoc1

5 жыл бұрын

I hope Bolton does the same.

Harrison Ford? Was Wilford Brimley unavailable?

Lmao this one is great!

Be careful Hans, The Vision is watching.

I bet Nick Nolte could have rocked this movie .....

6:46 - YES WIN

01:07 On Harrison Ford's right is that the vacuum cleaner guy (the disappearer) from Breaking Bad?

Lulz Equifax.

That view doesn't exist in Seattle. It never actually rains that hard in Seattle. No one wears suits either. It's almost like this is a bad movie.

Smutjamberee.com 😂😂

Rifftrax vs The Lovely Bones

9:10 HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Smutjamboree.com does not exist... I'm sad

At 1:57... That really looks a lot like the Milennium Falcon to me...

Hahaha wtf at :31 doesn't it sound like she says I already have a hobbit..? Not hobby?

So, a guy in hock for $95,000 will go ahead and STEAL $100,000,000? How does that make sense? Seems to me he'd steal maybe a million, but not a HUNDRED million!

More gay jokes than I remember. Not as funny as they used to be after Florida.

@pothatuu

8 жыл бұрын

You're right. From this moment on, nobody will ever deride humor from homosexuality ever again.

@trentnunyabiz6204

7 жыл бұрын

To be honest what is so funny about being gay in the first place? i have never understood why.

@pothatuu

7 жыл бұрын

Not true, I've never laughed at Neil Patrick Harris in my life.

@trentnunyabiz6204

7 жыл бұрын

Keith Ward it's okay, i have never enjoyed his humor anyway so i will agree with you on that.

@specialpatrolgroup92

4 жыл бұрын

@@trentnunyabiz6204 I suppose it depends on the joke? Nothing funny about laughing at people for actually being gay though.