Richard Ayoade & David Mitchell Are "50% Irritating" | Big Fat Quiz | Absolute Jokes

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  • @FrenkTheJoy
    @FrenkTheJoy2 жыл бұрын

    I was expecting a bit more David Mitchell and Richard Ayoade based on the title.

  • @deathmattkiller

    @deathmattkiller

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yep that's called click bait. Got me too.

  • @LiquidBlitzPlays
    @LiquidBlitzPlays2 жыл бұрын

    They could have named themselves "Team 2" to be 100% irritating.

  • @theresajv5055

    @theresajv5055

    2 жыл бұрын

    I just wrote almost the same thing.

  • @theresajv5055

    @theresajv5055

    2 жыл бұрын

    I'm stll surprised in almost 2 years no one else commented that.

  • @freddiebarter4567
    @freddiebarter45674 жыл бұрын

    Team 2 then

  • @malenotyalc

    @malenotyalc

    4 жыл бұрын

    I was thinking the same! For a couple smart blokes, they sure can be dense.

  • @FirstnameLastname-kn5sw

    @FirstnameLastname-kn5sw

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@malenotyalc Did you find it annoying... Incongruous. If so, then they succeeded.

  • @malenotyalc

    @malenotyalc

    4 жыл бұрын

    No I just felt disappointed in them rather than annoyed. As I stated, I consider them to be a couple smart chaps. And playing dumb just doesn't translate to comedy for people you know to be smarter than that. It takes a special talent like Lee Mack to pull something like that off. We all know him to be smart chap too, but he is successful in playing ignorant. Good on them to try, but it was a fail and not funny. I like them all the same, and they are funny in other ways.

  • @jacobluatuanuu8910

    @jacobluatuanuu8910

    4 жыл бұрын

    malenotyalc it’s a joke you fucking idiot

  • @manmohan_manoj

    @manmohan_manoj

    3 жыл бұрын

    Sadly, He actually used that joke again the the Big Fat Quiz of the Noughties when he was sitting in the middle

  • @atrijitdas1704
    @atrijitdas17042 жыл бұрын

    0:22 miranda just slapped his arm away hahahahahahah spit my water out

  • @theevilascotcompany9255
    @theevilascotcompany92553 жыл бұрын

    1:40 Eddie Izzard being the voice of reason in the room. That's unprecedented.

  • @robertofontiglia4148
    @robertofontiglia41484 жыл бұрын

    "Guy would've had a zinger ready" -- lol

  • @Leo-sd3jt
    @Leo-sd3jt2 жыл бұрын

    Holy shit, there was a closeup of Richard Ayoade and for some reason my brain decided to think of his suit jacket as a rain coat and that with his loose tie and laid back attitude made me realize that he should 100% definitely play Columbo.

  • @gerardcomics7716
    @gerardcomics77162 жыл бұрын

    “Fuck off goth” - Jonathan Ross, 2007 Iconic

  • @eloiseparkin4920
    @eloiseparkin49204 жыл бұрын

    The amount of passive aggressive arguments on this show is great 😂 so much stifled hate

  • @cmarq817
    @cmarq8174 жыл бұрын

    Petition to have more team David+Richard .. please?

  • @zerronyx1362

    @zerronyx1362

    3 жыл бұрын

    especially since washed out mel B ruined the only episode where ayoade and mitchell were in the same team

  • @Zasek2112

    @Zasek2112

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@zerronyx1362 I'd love to see them argue about something. They're both so pedantic and presice I could see them legit getting upset with each other, it would be amazing. 😂

  • @Schmidtelpunkt

    @Schmidtelpunkt

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@zerronyx1362 Comedy is just more fun with a straight-man in the room, especially someone who does not hide their irriation in front of the camera :D

  • @cowboycurtis2229
    @cowboycurtis22292 жыл бұрын

    It's 50% irritating that Richard and David aren't even in 50% of the clips on this video.

  • @gazr99
    @gazr994 жыл бұрын

    Jamie Oliver at full on arrogance level 💯 at the start

  • @peterclarke7240

    @peterclarke7240

    2 жыл бұрын

    But then in comes Mitchell, like comedy's answer to Captain America, to both lighten the mood and put the annoying little twat in his place 😂

  • @mikewazowksi7938

    @mikewazowksi7938

    2 жыл бұрын

    at least it was funny lol

  • @connor5160

    @connor5160

    2 жыл бұрын

    Twat ruined our school meals and our sugary drinks.

  • @cayce9010

    @cayce9010

    Жыл бұрын

    Oliver was so annoying that I actually sided with Walliams for once.

  • @GroovingPict
    @GroovingPict2 жыл бұрын

    oh my god Biggins is such a personality isnt he :) and of course he takes a liking to the two who look like theyve come straight from a Rocky Horror viewing :p

  • @samanthalir1543
    @samanthalir15434 жыл бұрын

    Why is Noel so goddamn cute at 4:18

  • @debosmitadalui1998

    @debosmitadalui1998

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@DayInDaLife how much of daft prick one has to be, to hurl unnecessary hate to a tv persona who has a successful career and wouldn't give two flying fucks to such hateful criticism on the way he chooses to dress up and present himself.

  • @tumbles8350

    @tumbles8350

    2 жыл бұрын

    That's because he is always so dam cute

  • @TrueNubinator
    @TrueNubinator2 жыл бұрын

    2:15, why didn’t they call them selves Team 2…

  • @jcgabriel1569
    @jcgabriel15694 жыл бұрын

    "He released seamen...we made it sound like he jizzed..."

  • @theresajv5055
    @theresajv50552 жыл бұрын

    They could have just called themselves Team 2 and would have achieved what they were trying to do.

  • @MrBdatta
    @MrBdatta2 жыл бұрын

    Lmao at Miranda Hart pushingg the guy's hand away.

  • @gwinnellheald8592
    @gwinnellheald85924 жыл бұрын

    Ah back in the day when Richards voice was super high and nasal 😂

  • @redmotherfive
    @redmotherfive4 жыл бұрын

    Wow, Oliver is really dense.

  • @jaredjoubert2055
    @jaredjoubert20554 жыл бұрын

    Jamie is 90% annoying

  • @AR-jx6wr

    @AR-jx6wr

    4 жыл бұрын

    Jared Joubert 100%.

  • @sharonmullins1957

    @sharonmullins1957

    4 жыл бұрын

    he is a twat.

  • @ozwin8840

    @ozwin8840

    4 жыл бұрын

    Windowlicker Supreme Perhaps but he’s still a twat

  • @mrman2415

    @mrman2415

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@sierraromeoromeo2444 what does that have to do with anything? He can be as famous as he wants, he's still a twat and so are you for getting all worked up because someone doesn't like a celebrity.

  • @suzawilo

    @suzawilo

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@sierraromeoromeo2444 He's also got bankruptcy 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Somebody is a bit blind in their fanboyness 😘

  • @cloud25XD
    @cloud25XD4 жыл бұрын

    I didnt know Lily Allen was ever on the show. I'd love to see her come back.

  • @caitthecat

    @caitthecat

    2 жыл бұрын

    No you wouldn't. She wasn't good.

  • @Pagliacci_Rex
    @Pagliacci_Rex Жыл бұрын

    I love how proud these professional comedians over the simplest toilet humor.

  • @shrekdaddy6912
    @shrekdaddy6912 Жыл бұрын

    Chaos. This is pure Chaos.

  • @seanglaze7284
    @seanglaze72842 жыл бұрын

    Who was the first Prime Minister? Optimus Prime?

  • @AmeyKolwalker
    @AmeyKolwalker4 жыл бұрын

    Clicked this video thinking its only bits of Richard Ayoade & David Mitchell. Disappointed its just one tiny bit. CLICKBAIT!!

  • @cagdasyalcin190489

    @cagdasyalcin190489

    4 жыл бұрын

    Windowlicker Supreme calm down little boy

  • @NF30

    @NF30

    4 жыл бұрын

    Windowlicker Supreme Have you considered therapy?

  • @djsyko

    @djsyko

    4 жыл бұрын

    Welcome to 2009. This is what happens on internet videos now. In 10 years time, ie 2019, there will be people who cannot grasp the idea.

  • @LiamLewyShepherd

    @LiamLewyShepherd

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@sierraromeoromeo2444 u ok hun?

  • @sammym2426

    @sammym2426

    4 жыл бұрын

    Who hurt you, @Windowlicker Supreme? 😂😂

  • @chrisprobst6963
    @chrisprobst69634 жыл бұрын

    This video would not stop appearing in my recommended videos

  • @pipersimpson684
    @pipersimpson6843 жыл бұрын

    Lol, Jamie Oliver is just not it chief. I love his bragging about cooking for number 10 and David Walliams immediately calls cap and starts to clown on him.

  • @paynexkiller
    @paynexkiller4 жыл бұрын

    God, some of these. Knowing them and recognising they’re from 2006... ugh.

  • @ens0246
    @ens02464 жыл бұрын

    How can I watch this programme legitimately? It's not on All4. Hey Dead Parrot could you direct me please?

  • @unhombreviejoconalas

    @unhombreviejoconalas

    4 жыл бұрын

    kzread.info/dash/bejne/mWlspauTici4dqg.html

  • @theboogeyman2590

    @theboogeyman2590

    2 жыл бұрын

    Theres a channel called Rikki Sixx, they post these full

  • @ironrose6
    @ironrose62 жыл бұрын

    Way too much Russel, not nearly enough David Mitchell.

  • @Tildybean42
    @Tildybean424 жыл бұрын

    Poor Eddie

  • @rowredround7206
    @rowredround72064 жыл бұрын

    David Wallims is 100% irritating

  • @pizzaboy4463

    @pizzaboy4463

    4 жыл бұрын

    RowRedRound Would normally agree but, in irritating terms, he was overshadowed with Russell Brand and Noel Fielding's double act.

  • @ulrichenevoldsen8371

    @ulrichenevoldsen8371

    4 жыл бұрын

    Who is David Williams

  • @sed8me69

    @sed8me69

    4 жыл бұрын

    100% Nonce

  • @elstonngunn4193

    @elstonngunn4193

    4 жыл бұрын

    Fuck of

  • @wadsmitter511
    @wadsmitter5112 жыл бұрын

    4:29

  • @redrob6026
    @redrob60264 жыл бұрын

    David has the same shirt on in the first two clips.

  • @sovietpenguin6871
    @sovietpenguin68712 жыл бұрын

    1:39

  • @paulaus
    @paulaus4 жыл бұрын

    Cat Deeley is super hot in this.

  • @LeofromFreo
    @LeofromFreo4 жыл бұрын

    Miranda didn’t appreciate David’s arm in her face. He can often be obnoxious.

  • @morklee31

    @morklee31

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, she was the same person who let Lee into her jumper

  • @ModeratelyAmused

    @ModeratelyAmused

    4 жыл бұрын

    The tip of his thumb wasn't even up to her chin. Definitely an overreaction.

  • @nairocamilo
    @nairocamilo4 жыл бұрын

    It took me 4 seconds to hate that first cook guy. Don't know who he is, don't want to care about it.

  • @cvmwhxre

    @cvmwhxre

    4 жыл бұрын

    Jamie Oliver

  • @p.art4705

    @p.art4705

    4 жыл бұрын

    He's a cool guy tbh. Yes he is quite annoying here but his show is very nice and he is a good cook.

  • @nairocamilo

    @nairocamilo

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@sierraromeoromeo2444 I'll visit a doctor, thank you for being so considerate.

  • @nairocamilo

    @nairocamilo

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@p.art4705 Humm... Might give him a try. A slightly bad first impression for me, though.

  • @smeetsnoud1

    @smeetsnoud1

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@p.art4705 he's a good cook for home cooking. That's where it ends 90% of the time. That's really just fine, his impact on daily homecooking is impressive. But in high cuisine he's nowhere near the top, I'm afraid.

  • @shewasunderwhelmed
    @shewasunderwhelmed3 жыл бұрын

    What are the older man and woman from, with the clue?

  • @elliotsmith8004

    @elliotsmith8004

    3 жыл бұрын

    I’m a celebrity get me out of here, not sure what year, 7 or 8 ago I reckon , Christopher biggins won

  • @debi909
    @debi9093 жыл бұрын

    click bait ... ~.~

  • @jordancamm2399
    @jordancamm23994 жыл бұрын

    Fuck I am sick of Rage Shadow Legends

  • @EleanorPeterson
    @EleanorPeterson3 жыл бұрын

    Grrr. I know Jimmy was joking, but his 'Britannia rules the waves' line is WRONG and causes lots of bitterness and misunderstanding. The words are not the boastful and arrogant "Rule, Britannia! Britannia rules the waves!" NO, NO, NO! The words are "Rule, Britannia! Britannia, RULE the waves!" The difference being, it's not a claim to greatness; it's an exhortation to persevere. To keep going. It's telling Britannia to get off her arse and to get out there and not give up. The meaning is, 'As long as the spirit of Britannia remains vigilant and alert in the waters around the British Isles, its inhabitants won't be enslaved. It's telling Britannia to do her best to protect the islands by keeping control of the seas around them. That's all. The song is not a chest-thumping declaration of national wonderfulness, it's a statement of hope for the future. A lot of people - especially drunken Brits on holiday - get that wrong.

  • @rossmcdonagh1554

    @rossmcdonagh1554

    3 жыл бұрын

    Thats convenient that the the obvious meaning behind it is actually false and theres actually a much less arrogant and colonial meaning behind it.

  • @etiam5267

    @etiam5267

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@rossmcdonagh1554 To be fair, meanings do tend to change when the words behind them do.

  • @Schmidtelpunkt

    @Schmidtelpunkt

    2 жыл бұрын

    Initially "Deutschland, Deutschland, über alles" just meant that the many parts of Germany should unite to form one nation, not that it should rule the world. But as it was difficult to get that into the heads, we simply abandonned the verse entirely, which seemed to us like an entirely reasonable solution. Then again, maybe we just don't like our fascists as much as Brits do.

  • @KaritKtana
    @KaritKtana2 жыл бұрын

    Jamie Oliver seems pretty annoying :/

  • @althompson3451
    @althompson34512 жыл бұрын

    Jamie Oliver 🤢

  • @CJonesApple
    @CJonesApple4 жыл бұрын

    Walliams is painfully unfunny.

  • @glacialimpala
    @glacialimpala4 жыл бұрын

    Leave it to Brits to equate world's and their own problems 😂

  • @theboogeyman2590

    @theboogeyman2590

    2 жыл бұрын

    They live there, of course problems there would be big problems to them. Also don’t americans do the same

  • @paullebon323
    @paullebon3233 жыл бұрын

    I'm American and I have no idea who these people are... Except the Little Britain dude, and Peep Show dude. If Toast was there or anyone from Red Dwarf, I'd recognize them too.

  • @theboogeyman2590

    @theboogeyman2590

    2 жыл бұрын

    Whos the little britain dude

  • @FrenkTheJoy

    @FrenkTheJoy

    2 жыл бұрын

    You're an American and you don't at least know Jamie Oliver?? Or Noel Fielding, who's been cohost of Great British Baking Show/Bake-off for several years? Or Russell Brand, Katy Perry's ex-husband and star of the Arthur remake that nobody cares about? You didn't recognize Eddie Izzard either?? Being an American is no excuse. It's super weird that you even clicked on this video if you apparently have no idea who these people are. (for the record, *I'm* American). Like how the fuck are you familiar with Peep Show and Little Britain but you have no idea who one of the stars of the IT Crowd is?

  • @emmajean8631

    @emmajean8631

    2 жыл бұрын

    Richard Ayoade was Toast's frequent comedy partner for many years.

  • @Tom-gt4vc
    @Tom-gt4vc2 жыл бұрын

    God mcintyre is annoying

  • @SirLyonhart
    @SirLyonhart4 жыл бұрын

    British Navy: Britannia rules the waves! USS Constitution: Hold my beer.

  • @LiamLewyShepherd

    @LiamLewyShepherd

    4 жыл бұрын

    Blimey, only took 150 years. That beer must've been warm by the time he got back to it!

  • @xen0g3n

    @xen0g3n

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@LiamLewyShepherd Indeed! Even when he did, it wouldn't be _real_ beer. Name one American beer that isn't watered down dishwater!

  • @davidlewis1787

    @davidlewis1787

    4 жыл бұрын

    Real sailors drink rum

  • @danielgardecki1046
    @danielgardecki10464 жыл бұрын

    Both are 100% unfunny.

  • @eldphm

    @eldphm

    4 жыл бұрын

    No, but Richard Ayoade is the funniest person in the hole wide world. (need some thumbs up here to show my point guys ..)

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