RFK Jr. Deposition Says Worm Ate Part of His Brain + Chinese Zoo Passes off Dogs as Pandas

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Brian Simpson, Adam Carolla, and Chris Laxamana talk about a grandfather arrested for hiring a homeless woman to watch his granddaughter, a Chinese zoo passing off dyed dogs as fake pandas, and reports from a 2012 RFK Jr. deposition saying a worm ate part of his brain. During the news, Brian also talks about his history living in a homeless shelter.
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  • @BBB_bbb_BBB
    @BBB_bbb_BBB20 күн бұрын

    That's actually really cool to hear a firsthand success story for a homeless person. But the big takeaway I took from it was that it requires the person to stay sober.

  • @modelspeedshop
    @modelspeedshop20 күн бұрын

    Lol imagine a 6-year-old for the first time thinking he's actually going to get to see pandas and the pandas start barking!

  • @Criticalthinker0515
    @Criticalthinker051520 күн бұрын

    Anybody else have withdrawal when Adam takes the weekend off lol

  • @usernameisusername

    @usernameisusername

    20 күн бұрын

    Isn't it every weekend?

  • @ryansgirl2002

    @ryansgirl2002

    20 күн бұрын

    Every weekend

  • @BuckMcAntlerson

    @BuckMcAntlerson

    20 күн бұрын

    Just your Mom.

  • @usernameisusername

    @usernameisusername

    20 күн бұрын

    @@BuckMcAntlersonthat makes zero sense smooth brain

  • @D-Fens_1632

    @D-Fens_1632

    19 күн бұрын

    It's usually the only thing that bums me out about Fridays. But Fleccas Talks drops on Fridays so it's cool.

  • @radrcer
    @radrcer19 күн бұрын

    Humble veteran of military and hollywood homeless shelters- I’m unsure which is more respectful to survive.

  • @flossygalloway5967
    @flossygalloway596720 күн бұрын

    24 billion a year in the homelessness racket he's right. How he did two year's in a shelter is amazing I did two months . I'd love to talk with him gee . 😮😊

  • @mitrickroth628
    @mitrickroth62820 күн бұрын

    It wasn’t a vaccine. RFK Jr.’s particularly harsh-sounding voice is caused by a neurological condition called spasmodic dysphonia. Spasmodic dysphonia, also known as laryngeal dysphonia, often results in a shaky, tight or strained-sounding voice. I believe his sister suffers from the same affliction.

  • @rhwinner
    @rhwinner20 күн бұрын

    A worm once ate part of my brain. I didn't notice it one bit.

  • @BC_VORTEX_CHANNEL
    @BC_VORTEX_CHANNEL20 күн бұрын

    Does RFK Jr know something we don't? Is there about to be a zombie apocalypse and he is getting in front of it? "Look! Zombies, a worm ate part of my brain so you are better off eating other people's brains. Don't even waste your time on my brain!"

  • @11UncleBooker22
    @11UncleBooker2220 күн бұрын

    Koalas are the Cashew of the bear family.

  • @PrimarchX
    @PrimarchX20 күн бұрын

    A friend of mine had to go through bear country orientation at Denali Nat'l Park many years ago. He was told to make a lot of noise, wear a bear bell, store his food in a protected container, etc. If he saw a brown bear, he should turn away from it and avoid it. If he saw a polar bear, he should shoot it, because that thing had already seen him and was stalking him. Do not get chummy with polar bears!

  • @hazelsam13
    @hazelsam1320 күн бұрын

    Finally a black comedian not obsessed with race

  • @FSUBrando
    @FSUBrando20 күн бұрын

    I was in prison for 5 years in Mississippi and Adam is correct. I’ve seen some of the finest (but clearly crazy) women dating and marrying inmates that weren’t ever leaving

  • @roberthodges5272
    @roberthodges527219 күн бұрын

    Koalas aren’t actually bears. And they sleep more than they do anything else.

  • @ZeroESG.goopootoob
    @ZeroESG.goopootoob16 күн бұрын

    Haha! "...China loves their pandas..." Chris, you're doing a fine job. Also, the sparse, quick throw-aways have been very funny lately!

  • @jeffrandolf5673
    @jeffrandolf567320 күн бұрын

    11:33 I put BMW Kidney grilles & badges on all my vehicles mid-90's BEFORE the BMW X5 debut in 1999 People would say "I didn't know BMW made an SUV?"

  • @ContentRemoved___
    @ContentRemoved___20 күн бұрын

    You missed the Care Bears.

  • @bobbrown9158

    @bobbrown9158

    20 күн бұрын

    As well Paddington.

  • @hugechimp
    @hugechimp20 күн бұрын

    RFKs worm must have ate the part of his brain that would have remembered he gave that trainwreck of an interview before throwing his hat in the ring.

  • @rheel6747
    @rheel674720 күн бұрын

    Fun fact ; Koalas are actually marsupials and not a part of the Bear family.

  • @drewp1974

    @drewp1974

    20 күн бұрын

    Same with pandas. NOT related to North America bears. Pandas aren’t marsupial’s either.

  • @TheRoark85

    @TheRoark85

    16 күн бұрын

    ​@@drewp1974 but pandas are actual bears from the bear family, koalas are no relation to bears at all.

  • @VictorSGonzo
    @VictorSGonzo19 күн бұрын

    More Brian Simpson, please!

  • @jacquescousteau217
    @jacquescousteau21720 күн бұрын

    I’ve met a few Israeli military women. - fifteen of them to be exact - Conscripted at I believe eight Ee years old. Everyone was beautiful. When I met them they were in mid twenties. That was about ten years ago. I talked to them about being in the military, and what they learned, and how long before they were ready to fight. They were hard ass ! They knew martial arts,how to fire both assault rifles, and pistols . Also survival techniques were also very important. I realize that is not a large demographic, so I asked them if all of them were as good looking, and in physical condition. They said if some woman was obese they would have a desk job. I wish I could talk to them today, if you get my gist …

  • @ZeroESG.goopootoob
    @ZeroESG.goopootoob16 күн бұрын

    Without the man with the Bentley, that charity shelter wouldn't have privatly existed for you to benifit from.

  • @adriennem3168
    @adriennem316820 күн бұрын

    Zoos are supposed to be for education. This is confusing to kids.

  • @briannichols4856
    @briannichols485620 күн бұрын

    Manifest Destiny...

  • @jimmurihiku8009
    @jimmurihiku800920 күн бұрын

    Tulsi Gabbard is an army person

  • @ContentRemoved___

    @ContentRemoved___

    20 күн бұрын

    Allegedly. Then she advocated for taking away constitutional rights. Now she’s just a political person…

  • @sirclarkmarz
    @sirclarkmarz20 күн бұрын

    I really don't care for it when someone thanks me for my service it sounds too much like thoughts and prayers . It's just a way of thinking that you're doing something when you're actually your not. They would probably be pisssed off if they knew the full story . Eight years of partying like a maniac stoned everyday at work lots of time off, 20 years later I get 100% disability for depression from my time in service , $4500 a month tax free now .

  • @i.am.not.herbert
    @i.am.not.herbert20 күн бұрын

    You know in Weatherford Oklahoma there's a Burcham elementary. It's for like first grade. But still.

  • @josefray3320
    @josefray332020 күн бұрын

    I will argue the Panda dogs are cuter,

  • @drewp1974
    @drewp197420 күн бұрын

    Koalas and Pandas are not related to brown / black bears. Just called bears by common name

  • @jeffrandolf5673
    @jeffrandolf567320 күн бұрын

    31:43 RFK brain worms

  • @corruptduboiscountyindiana5058
    @corruptduboiscountyindiana505820 күн бұрын

    So is it cheaper to lease pandas instead of buying outright? I hear panda dealers are pretty shrewd

  • @briannichols4856
    @briannichols485620 күн бұрын

    Dont forget black bear

  • @sloppynyuszi
    @sloppynyuszi20 күн бұрын

    Koalas don’t even qualify as a bear 😅 Not keen on the shade given to Pandas and Koalas though. They better than a cat. Chill all day and no effort to figure out what they eat. They just eat the one thing. Maybe not the best Zoo animal, but dope pets.

  • @davidperez5089

    @davidperez5089

    20 күн бұрын

    So ypu have one?

  • @Aaron-zf4xw
    @Aaron-zf4xw19 күн бұрын

    Kennedy is amazing. I hope to god people can see through the media hit pieces and listen to him. He has a ton of videos here on his channel. Regarding his voice..... it's music to my ears compared to the lies, hate, division, and empty rhetoric we get from every other candidate. Pork tapeworms are not all that uncommon. Pretty gross though. lol. If he has only a shred left, I'll take that shred over the alternatives. Kennedy24

  • @bayareasprts1234
    @bayareasprts123420 күн бұрын

    I would only tell war vets thank you for your service like nam vets

  • @BBB_bbb_BBB
    @BBB_bbb_BBB20 күн бұрын

    I don't know about in America, but as a Canadian service member I hate people thanking me for my service because I just don't feel like having to talk to people for pointless small talk. I try to get out of uniform asap everyday, and I never ask for military discounts at businesses because of how much I can't stand being thanked. Similar to the guest, I've never done anything heroic, so it is effectively just a job.

  • @daves996

    @daves996

    19 күн бұрын

    Canada, its Americas hat

  • @augggie
    @augggie20 күн бұрын

    Cocaine Pandas

  • @corruptduboiscountyindiana5058
    @corruptduboiscountyindiana505820 күн бұрын

    when will adam be joining the military, i guess he will stand in line with bill oreilly and ted nugent

  • @renegaderobot1100
    @renegaderobot110019 күн бұрын

    Great topic! ,,Which "Jews"...

  • @BusterBronco1987
    @BusterBronco198720 күн бұрын

    Bircham just doesn’t sound funny to me

  • @MrJake-hy2rf
    @MrJake-hy2rf20 күн бұрын

    Firsties

  • @DavidMcdonald-df8tb

    @DavidMcdonald-df8tb

    20 күн бұрын

    I second your first ❤

  • @MrJake-hy2rf

    @MrJake-hy2rf

    20 күн бұрын

    @@DavidMcdonald-df8tb The motion carries.

  • @brat1276
    @brat127620 күн бұрын

    I saw pandas at an exhibit at the Washington zoo in the 80s. They were here from China. I was a little kid and I begged my parents to take me there. It was the most boring thing i've ever seen. Very cute yet boring

  • @freddymo3339
    @freddymo333920 күн бұрын

    "You guys!?" ...come ON !" "REaLLY?" -

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