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@Howkin_

Ай бұрын

Hey. this is pretty cool

@kennys2359

Ай бұрын

I'd rather eat bugs.

@kiiyll

Ай бұрын

@@kennys2359 Only if they're offered by a very handsome, tall doctor

grandpa so old he forgot he retired

@xenobis7534

Ай бұрын

Bruttosozialprodukt

@greenoftreeblackofblue6625

Ай бұрын

He's like the Dad from Rise/Dawn of the planet of the Apes.

guys i'm NOT addicted to streaming guys i just need to do ONE MORE just for fun i can quit when i want to i'm NOT an addict

I GOT ANOTHER ONE IN ME

@boneyzoney9551

Ай бұрын

Mffgh…

@awesomeman8955

Ай бұрын

@@boneyzoney9551 joke about gay smex

@tanoiason

Ай бұрын

I USED TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THESE

@lironi1111

Ай бұрын

JOB'S NOT FINISHED

@xnotasweatx

Ай бұрын

How many can you fit in you

Damn, Jerma's done 10 million streams? No wonder he's retiring.

@jmbkpo

Ай бұрын

985 years streaming

Guys I'm starting to think Jerma might be retiring

@Sybato

Ай бұрын

I haven't seen a retirement compilation, so I'd say maybe he is retired.

@retronymph

Ай бұрын

Doubt

He plays the match 3 game for 6 hours then played his game of the year for 30 minutes

@CluckN

Ай бұрын

>Jerma’s Game of the year >It takes like a full hour to get into it >Ster stopped playing it >Metacritic score is less than Mario vs Rabbids Looks fun

@Reac2

Ай бұрын

@@CluckN Wasn't Mario vs Rabbids kind of good tho? Like incredibly simple but good

he said streams are gonna be shorter now then he proceeds to stream for 7 hours

@0tterhead

Ай бұрын

His alzheimers made him forget he said that

these streams feel like unlocking post-game content or watching behind the scenes footage after you’ve finished with the original movie on a dvd

@neartheplumtree

Ай бұрын

oh he straight up just makes the same comparison at the end of the highlight lmao

@paul-nj1ig

Ай бұрын

When you load up disc 2

I really just want him to have fun and not have the same retirement speech over and over each stream. It kinda sours the mood a little

@cansancio9444

Ай бұрын

Ikr it’s just slightly annoying that he keeps talking about his retirement, like I’m happy for him but it just feels like salt in a wound

@arakui

Ай бұрын

its just depressing

@local_waver

Ай бұрын

Yeahhhh I get he's probably doing it for the people who are new to the streams/videos but still he's been talking about retirement every time he goes live for like a year now I want him to just chill with chat

@jackbennett2269

Ай бұрын

It literally feels like I’ve been hearing about his retirement for a decade lol

@gabeitch9142

Ай бұрын

​@@jackbennett2269he started bringing it up really in like 2021

saying straight-faced "that's poetry." after singing the alphabet is pure jermaness

@ring__master

Ай бұрын

lisa the painful

"one day only" chain

@Ursi_

Ай бұрын

ONE DAY ONLY

@themafiaman7554

Ай бұрын

I don’t wanna

@acornSwag

Ай бұрын

ONE DAY ONLY

@nutbuster6697

Ай бұрын

ONE DAY ONLY…

@RayLilith

Ай бұрын

I’m kinda tired right now, can we do this later?

"Cameras are for vacations and colposcopies, I don't want them anywhere else" RIP rear-view back up cameras on cars, those are super useful.

@bolicob

Ай бұрын

Pretty sure those count as colonoscopy cameras

@karirikelle2843

Ай бұрын

Backing up is a special event maybe?

there was cheetos mac n cheese and chicken tikka masala, and now he's talking about coffee. these streams are an elaborate bit i'm calling it now, he's doing the "grandsons watching his old stream to find the treasure"

@JoNarDLoLz

Ай бұрын

COFFEE

@LensIsDead

Ай бұрын

​@@JoNarDLoLz CHEETOS

@LilBigSmall

Ай бұрын

CHICKEN

@theonlyron

Ай бұрын

COFFEE

@compoflask6262

Ай бұрын

@@theonlyron CHEETOS

I like how he acts as if he's a man in his sixties with several children who retired after working in the mines when he's only 38 lol

@SPARKRIZZLE

Ай бұрын

ONLY…

@devynnleo

Ай бұрын

@@SPARKRIZZLE 38 not that old in this day and age

@arakui

Ай бұрын

@@devynnleo 38 is not old in any day and age

@skukko9627

Ай бұрын

@@arakuithe 1500s

@arakui

Ай бұрын

@skukko9627 life expectancy pre 1900 was artificially deflated due to high infant and child mortality rates. most people who survived past 15 lived into their 50s during the late medieval period

Jerma risen from the dead and preached "I got another one in me"

JERMA'S IN THE CALL AND HE'S PLAYING TEN MILLION WHAT IS HE DOING THAT FOR

@70sMexi

Ай бұрын

"I gotta beat this! Cause you beat it, and I feel like less of a man!"

@christianmogol960

Ай бұрын

ancient references

@vyeelime8143

Ай бұрын

@@christianmogol960 i remember what it was like back then but that was before the plague hit

@whebshow6610

Ай бұрын

you see that headshot? you see that headshot

Addicted to retiring

19:46 jerma admits he is under 24 hour surveillance by a massive team of doctors

So nice of the Elbertson estate to release these pre-recorded streams to preserve Jeremy’s legacy.

it was nice having a jerma stream on while working again, forgot how much i missed the community :) one day only!

WE MEANT IT WHEN WE SAID WE'LL TAKE ANYTHING

6:32 bro is putting the minimum amount of vegetables required to not get yelled at by mom

How many retirement speeches? Would you say… *10 million?* **whoosh**

completely cut saturated fats out of my diet and I just cant stop laughing

@spacebassist

Ай бұрын

oh man, imagine if you ate a salad or started going to the gym! that'd be such a funny prank, like "woah dude your biceps got bigger! you've been walking around a lot, are you getting your cardio up?", they'll never see it coming XD

@joeschmoe3

10 күн бұрын

Read this as "saturated fans"

He just LOVES lying

@biax6642

Ай бұрын

He is a psychopath to be fair

hopefully jerma comes back to game grumps soon.. the new guy they have is good but it’s not the same as jerma and arin

DID HE REALLY STREAM ONE DAY AFTER THE MAC N CHEESE STREAM??? WHAT THE FUCK JERMA

Retirement Speeches: 985 'One day only's: 2

I hate whoever convinced him he is too old to stream

@MrSimpleton

Ай бұрын

Ludwig did this to us... never forgive... never forget

@overeactive36

Ай бұрын

maybe hes too busy doin weed with his wife lol!!

@ToastyCubes

Ай бұрын

I think his current audience is just too young to be honest

@WhyWouldYouTubeShowThis

Ай бұрын

​@@ToastyCubes Are you trying to gatekeep Jerma? Lmao

@ToastyCubes

Ай бұрын

@@WhyWouldKZreadShowThis No? Weird that you'd even jump to that conclusion :/ Compare the audience of someone like Avoidingthepuddle, CohhCarnage or Northernlion and it skews older.

2 streams with cawfee cheetoos chikeeeen references in a row??? we eatin good tonight 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

bro all i remember from this stream is pissblaster or whateverthefuck he was called and jerma gulping all the time

Im gonna miss him when he actually stops streaming, its like stopping crack but harder

I think my will to live disappears briefly every time he mentions retirement

This "retiring" arc is a bit weird for me. Can't wait for the next one

@ToastyCubes

Ай бұрын

Don't call it the retirement arc, call it "postgame Jerma"

@WhyWouldYouTubeShowThis

Ай бұрын

I'd say it's more of a "bonus lvl Andy" arc. You've finished the game and now got to the bonus end-game cutscene

@JoNarDLoLz

Ай бұрын

New Game+ Andy

@StarscreamsGirl

Ай бұрын

nobody tell them

This is extremely ADHD behavior, speaking from experience. “When I feel like it” comes and goes and it’s hard to create that motivation if it isn’t there, but once it IS, it can stay around for longer than you expect.

@JoNarDLoLz

Ай бұрын

Yeah, its sort of a blessing AND a curse. Once you get the ball rolling, it's hard to put it down. Kinda explains his erratic streaming schedule where he randomly just delays/starts streaming regardless of schedule.

@LensIsDead

Ай бұрын

1. It's okay to say you relate to his behaviour 2. It's a little fucked to diagnose someone you don't know with a psychological disorder just because he does something you also have done before

@marsgannon4891

Ай бұрын

@@LensIsDead he's said he's got ADHD before, I'm not sure it's making a diagnosis to say such a thing tbh

@LensIsDead

Ай бұрын

@@marsgannon4891 if you want to pathologize everybody you see and then wonder why nobody likes talking to you, go for it

@walmarp

Ай бұрын

@@LensIsDead tbf I don’t really like talking to people I can’t pathologize lol, so fair enough! I love when people try to dissect my mind so I can explain it in depth to them :)

Man I got actually sad when he said we should consider him retired, I know hes gonna keep streaming but its still sad to see the end of an era and probably an end to his old streaming days

IT MAKES ME SO SADDD we have finished the main series of jerma and this is now extra content

@SPARKRIZZLE

Ай бұрын

he wasn’t supposed to eVER STOP we never thought he would

@EditUnivers75

Ай бұрын

@@SPARKRIZZLEit’s kind of just fucking stupid if you think about it, he can just stream less frequently and be chill without putting this cap on it. I don’t know though.

I mean webcams do indeed suck but jerma unfortunately had a period of time where he puts the camera far away and crops it lol. it was funny

@jackbennett2269

Ай бұрын

And his take away from that experience is “cameras are bad” lol

ty for the recap

Jerma has retired more than Ric Flair at this point

thanks

@skulduggery1

Ай бұрын

oomf spotted in the cheltie comment section😭😭😭😭😭😭

@WhyWouldYouTubeShowThis

Ай бұрын

Is that THE Strawberry magic OST guy? Didn't expect to find you here of all places

I wonder if Jerma’s retiring? Seriously though, I wish he didn’t feel the need to explain himself with regard to something he’s already thoroughly explained. It brings down the mood.

I'm so goddamned happy for Jerma.

To everyone commenting “I wish he wouldn’t bring it up” the last 2 minutes he says he won’t bring it up anymore. So we’ll see if he actually remembers that

I love him

thanks cheltie

He's leaving screaming to pursue his real passion, creating cold cases.

I really wish jerma would not ONLY talk about his retirement for the entire stream

Jerma: 10 million My brain immideatley pulling up an old TF2 video in my minds eye: "Got Ster_ in the call and he's playing 10,000,000, what is he doing that for...* insert expert level beatbox*" god the nostalgia

i can't believe he's getting into janky player-hostile indie horror games

He will never retire from explaining how he is retired

I’m surprised not more people are aware that Jerma’s audience consists of doctors and scientists

i guess I kinda don’t get it. i mean I get the concept of retirement, but this guy isn’t even 40 years old. did he really not enjoy playing video games and streaming so much to the point he has to make declarations about doing or not doing it again? is it more fulfilling to work as the CCO in the background for Offbrand? seems more stressful, but I’m sure the salary is incredible. he can do whatever he wants of course, not even making any judgements. just hard to wrap my head around.

jermit crab’s dementia arc was an unexpected one

Crusty old man DIES on stream.

I was at IKEA during this so I couldn’t watch….. devastation

Didn't know you could edit a chat replay, that's cool.

see yall in the foreseeable future

This game is great, been a fixture of my mobile devices for years, this and 'You MUST build a boat'

one day only baby

Yes keep dancing for us funny man

#eatingwell

@JoNarDLoLz

Ай бұрын

Just ate my peas mom gave in my meal, she's gonna be so surprised to see my plate clean lmaooooo #eatingwell

we are so back

Sounds to me like he really wants to play botw and then totk back to back and from start to finish

ONE DAY ONLY!!!

Psychotic streamer sings ABC while burying his latest victim

ONE DAY ONLY

One day only

when he started streaming yesterday I imagined you getting ready for hibernation until the elden ring DLC

can he keep doing this so we get more itd be funny

I love that Jerma goes on a whole tangent about how webcams suck at least once every 3-4 streams.

Sad to hear Jerma is considering retiring after the subathon :-(

15:40 JERMACON REFERENCE

I stg if he doesn't stream shadow of the erdtree I'm gonna put the sus guy on the Vegas sphere

Wasting an entire stream talking about his fake retirement is easily Jerma's worst bit to date and he's done it so many times.

breakup voice at the end

just GO

OLD PSYCHO MAN ANDY

Jerma saying he's retiring from twitch is why Chadcat made his channel.

I wish he would just be honest and say he doesn’t want to stream and stop with the old schtick

Granddad is old

Did you know, Cheltie? 99% of 48-year-old streamers retire before hitting their BIG STREAM!

Jeremy Elbertson should play Puzzle Quest if he likes this

gaslighter continues to say HE WILL NEVER STREAM AGAIN

I’m a PhD and I watch Jerma.

He's still got it

😭😭😭🤍🤍 no jerma

its his last stream...

he should just have taken a break, he obviously isnt done just cant do the same schedule and needs month or more long breaks

@JoNarDLoLz

Ай бұрын

Saying taking a break kinda sets up an expectation when be comes back while retiring directly sets an expectation that streams are going to slow down which lowers expectations (which I personally believe what he's going for) That's what I'm taking from his own anology

Timestamp for the retirement talk?

2... days only?

yo Jerma maybe you just wanted a well deserved vacation lol

Withering Rooms looks like a bland movie tie in game from the 90s ,just with "modern" (2012 really) graphics

I love me some 10 Million

Woa, I'm early

Wait he’s retiring??????????????

INSANE and RETIRED streamer plays one zero comma zero zero zero comma zero zero zero for ONE DAY ONLY

His black coffee talk was his first good take probably ever

For the IQ monitor, sponsor streams would be wild. Gets a sponsor for an energy drink and their IQ gets like a 10 point decrease