Hey hope you're all having a fantastic day :)

@0tterhead

11 ай бұрын

You're a legend john, ty

@artratengo3685

11 ай бұрын

I was lmfao my ass off for 10 straight minutes when he did the growl live on stream

@order60000000000

11 ай бұрын

Amazing editing as ever, king!

@Top_Lad

11 ай бұрын

You too John, thank you for the new video, appreciate the work!

@pockpock6382

11 ай бұрын

I can't even begin to imagine the number of times you've had to search for chat messages that don't actually exist.

@johncrops

11 ай бұрын

Yeah that gets a little irritating sometimes ngl lol

@troyhadge8300

11 ай бұрын

'No one said that' - me, who said that

@darkjanggo

11 ай бұрын

@sulfur one vegan furry

@chosenundead5259

11 ай бұрын

@@sulfurone8952 he did it once when the whole chat was in emote only

@erykaldo2l270

11 ай бұрын

​@@sulfurone895212 hour long video

My favorite “reading chat message” moment is when he was playing breath of the wild and he asked someone to be timed out for a message he completely invented in his mind while chat was in emote only mode

@average5206

10 ай бұрын

Bro I need this clip

@aymangani5416

10 ай бұрын

Sauce?

@MundaneMinutes

10 ай бұрын

@@aymangani5416 look at the reply

@not_optikk

10 ай бұрын

@@MundaneMinutes reply doesn't show for me, hidden i guess?

@lee_wiinter962

10 ай бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/anqDtJJwXd2Yds4.html you're welcome :)

I love when Jerma takes a completely normal chat message and accidentally sees it through his eldritch third and fourth eyes, distorting something like "Very funny" into "Vegan furry"

@brightblackhole2442

11 ай бұрын

he forgot his ESO 137-001 glasses! so silly of him

@ashtimbo

11 ай бұрын

jerma what do you think about baseball "Did you just ask me if I like fondling balls?? what?"

@vizzy61

11 ай бұрын

printing out this comment & framing it on my wall

@fukkthisnewupdate8882

11 ай бұрын

"This is what happens when poop wine gets in your veins" "Eat a McDick"

@Death-gj2dn

11 ай бұрын

I have adhd and I know a bunch of people with adhd and 100% that’s an adhd thing Wildly misreading things (even to a degree where the words/phrases don’t resemble each other at all) is something I do all the time. It’s essentially your brain speedrunning reading and missing crucial details like what you just read

the way he just stops reading the "dick on the wall" message and instantly falls into a trance is one of the greatest things i have ever had the pleasure of witnessing live

@unnaturallynatural8885

11 ай бұрын

that one is so funny because he was battling the usual advances chat does when he turns on the camera like "ooooh you look computer generated!! ohhh you're so weird looking" and doing pretty well too until the ethereal ghost dick intervention completely derailed him

@SeedyZ

11 ай бұрын

Someone call Dante, that dick on the wall was Divine Comedy

@bmprimer7809

11 ай бұрын

i love how he was talking about his height being under 3 feet then just *DICK ON THE WALL*

@AcmeMonkeyCompany

11 ай бұрын

I don't give chef's kisses out very often, but seeing that live was indeed _chef's kiss_

@user-yv6xw7ns3o

11 ай бұрын

Wtf was that sun shining on the wall? lmao

i like how he's in more disbelief over someone calling him very funny, than over someone calling him a vegan furry

@altrivotzck6565

11 ай бұрын

No, he can't believe he misread it as that, you dingus.

@ultimatequeenofdeath666

11 ай бұрын

⁠​⁠​⁠@@altrivotzck6565who are you? where am i?

@moosesues8887

11 ай бұрын

@@altrivotzck6565who are you? Where am I?

@chiquikris171

11 ай бұрын

​@@altrivotzck6565Who Are You? Where Am I?

@ultimatequeenofdeath666

11 ай бұрын

@@altrivotzck6565 WHO ARE ALL YOU PROPLE

Idk why but the response “can you relax??” to “what’s cocaine like?” is so funny

@sakesaurus1706

Күн бұрын

he likes to answer in riddles

Its so funny because he’s a genuinely fine looking guy but everyone acts like he’s some lovecraftian abomination 💀

@Chillwave6

11 ай бұрын

All these memes about the meat grinder and "no chat I'm not gonna- *does the thing chat wanted anyway*" makes people see him as this insane guy and obviously with insanity the people have two main reactions: Treat them like an abomination or idolise them. this chat is definitely the abomination enthusiasts.

@NateTheGreat368

11 ай бұрын

That thing isn't human and you're falling for it's dirty tomfoolery.

@jaggidfire

10 ай бұрын

He's a lovecraftian protagonist after the book ends.

@cardboard2night

10 ай бұрын

Honestly, when I first heard of him (through memes) I thought he was some AI generated streamer, made for memes by tumblr or reddit... How silly. In truth he's an ancient god awoken in as a shared memory so to deceive humanity that he's just a human being like the rest of us 👁️

@eisenmann_d

10 ай бұрын

​@@Chillwave6 I'd say both

I love how Jerma's audience constantly talks about how weird and strange he is and then these videos show that the audience is actually weirder.

@nialfrazier7729

11 ай бұрын

Chat is just as insane as he is

@gamerdude3465

11 ай бұрын

@@nialfrazier7729 They're meant for each other.

@stefperb9531

11 ай бұрын

It's all just an echo Chamber

@nialfrazier7729

11 ай бұрын

@@stefperb9531 monkey see monkey do

@Gooberdabs

11 ай бұрын

@@stefperb9531yeah fr, when Jeremy goes on racist and sexist and homophobic tirades, it freaks me out. but seeing the influence this man has on current united state’s politics makes me want to sob my eyes out. deplorable human

I love how for the Ben Franklin message, he insists he's not gonna read it, but you know he will since it hasn't popped up on screen yet. Doomed by the narrative.

@makotqwv

11 ай бұрын

dramatic irony

@ComradeFoxx

11 ай бұрын

Also being so stubborn that Benjamin Franklin is not in hell. When Franklin was an active participant in the slave trade and was so racist he thought Germans were swarthy

@Potacintvervs

11 ай бұрын

@@ComradeFoxx hey slavery is not condemned by the Bible, I don't see why he would be damned for doing so. What I could see as being bad is the Founding Father's propensity for deism rather than theism.

@TheFreakyFish251

11 ай бұрын

@@ComradeFoxxAlso he committed adultery

@LocseryuOfficial

11 ай бұрын

@@Potacintvervs mean, if you want to get very techinal, he stole the slaves from their home country and took them to America. Which is a violation of a commandment

his weird admiration for ben franklin is so fucking funny

@paul-nj1ig

11 ай бұрын

wasnt Ben just an all around asshole

@Adam-yo3bt

11 ай бұрын

He said sorry for reading someone's comment that said he was in hell haha

@toxiccorgi2108

11 ай бұрын

I admire the guy for his contributions to American history, but.... he did kind of own slaves which is a terrible thing.

@Adam-yo3bt

11 ай бұрын

@@toxiccorgi2108 yeah his french whore sex slaves haha

@jamiesnack

11 ай бұрын

@@toxiccorgi2108 we shouldnt hold people of the past to the standards of today unfortunately people do use that as an excuse to venerate confederates though

I love his argument for not reading "BEN IS IN HELL" is "I'm not gonna manifest that, implying he can not only damn souls, but can also do it retroactively across time and space

Can I just say, props to VRJosh for figuring out vegan furry = very funny

@antimitsu

11 ай бұрын

XD

@Tuchpi

8 ай бұрын

I think he just went back on the vod

@jeanmouloude

2 ай бұрын

Can you imagine being josh and thinking like ”wtf is he talking about, NO ONE SAID THAT”

Even knowing they're predators, as a human, Jerma really would fall victim to an anglerfish just because his synapses say "oh pretty light" like he does with "message has been timed out"

@Ezekiel_Allium

11 ай бұрын

Loving the implications here about the nightbot

@keaton5101

11 ай бұрын

a lot of the other messages he read were tagging him directly too. it clearly works

@chuckbatmangaming

11 ай бұрын

This is a jerma-tier wacky analogy I love it

Realizing that the messages about being in sync with jerma's breathing were all from the same guy was such a haunting experience even moreso because the name change implies that they got banned and used an alt it's like when you rewatch a movie and realize the villain was in the background at the start

@Journey_Awaits

9 ай бұрын

It would be funnier if everyone grouped up on the idea

The plastic clip is such a perfect example of why Jerma is so good. Reads a random message from chat and without missing a beat he *immediately* thinks up a gag playing off of it.

@rattle_me_bones

4 ай бұрын

I didn't really laugh at it but I could respect it as a good bit - my brain is just too rotted haha

Most streamers use nightbot to get rid of bad comments but Jerma just uses it as a highlight reel

@vooshmoozik6185

10 ай бұрын

and i like him for that, even though highlight channels are not run by him

nightbot timing you out is a better way to have a "one guy moment" than donating actual money

@4rumani

11 ай бұрын

jerma really doesn't need donations anymore

@ponponpatapon9670

11 ай бұрын

@@4rumani I DO NOT CARE. I WILL GIVE THIS RANDOM PERSON MONEY FOR MAKING ME GO HEHE

@Mi_mcmuffin

11 ай бұрын

@@ponponpatapon9670the economy if it was epic

john crops i worship the ground you walk on

@johncrops

11 ай бұрын

A little scary, but thank you

@izzybelle

11 ай бұрын

adoring fan moment

@EddieBurke

11 ай бұрын

These are the types of comments I expect from Jermamites

@ohmeganerd

11 ай бұрын

As you should

@kean4218

11 ай бұрын

Average jerma fan

i find it really funny that theres just no end in sight to him reading these insane messages. like he just wont stop

@matthewzaloudek

11 ай бұрын

He's like a stand-up comedian with access to a live feed of his audience's thoughts

@LordVader1094

11 ай бұрын

Why would he? It's endlessly entertaining

@ohgodohnothebees

11 ай бұрын

​@@matthewzaloudekterrifying

@TheFreakyFish251

11 ай бұрын

@@LordVader1094Nice profile picture. Memento mori

@gnarsly

11 ай бұрын

an addiction

joobtown and his obsession with Jerma's breathing rhythm is the type of content i love to see.

@Sparess

11 ай бұрын

Only the real ones know Joob

@redphantom6643

11 ай бұрын

He even subscribed after his first appearance!

@chainex_1337

11 ай бұрын

@@Sparessjoob as well as the mf that’s obsessed with drinking milk, which is another favorite recurring gag of mine

Dick On The Wall has got to be one of the most powerful stream moments in recent history. The comedic trail off, watching him go through all the stages of grief, the penis rocket blasting off across the wall slowly through the rest of the stream. Modern art.

I love how he just starts laughing to himself. like it sounds like he's just genuinely gone insane. but then he reads out the stupidest message ever

@kaitlin9288

7 ай бұрын

The buildup during the holiday furniture clip got me

@bmo14lax

4 ай бұрын

​@@kaitlin9288its so good

vegan furry is going to kill me how did he mess up this bad

@BierBart12

6 ай бұрын

He does exude that vegan furry energy

@elliot_rat

Ай бұрын

how does dyslexia get that bad

"Soup is good food" is the funniest tagline for any brand hands down, it makes it sound like Campbell's is some kind of government psyop to try and trick ppl into thinking soup is good

@renchikun

3 ай бұрын

It's the Dead Kennedys song

I had a dream that I was organising Jerma’s birthday party and as a prank I put the wrong age in the candles (off by one year), to see if he would speak up or just meekly accept it

@masterofthetear8138

11 ай бұрын

what was his reaction

@thisname5ucks

11 ай бұрын

WELL WHAT DID HE DO?!?!?!

@ishitaswaroop8779

11 ай бұрын

what did he do?

@sergeykogin6474

11 ай бұрын

@@thisname5ucks he accepted it without saying anything

@Chillerll

11 ай бұрын

@@sergeykogin6474typical Jerma

why is joob so obsessed with being in sync with jerma’s breathing & why did he need to make an alt to let jerma know. what did he do

@skislope4218

11 ай бұрын

OCD Andy

@urbainleverrier1

10 ай бұрын

It's so wholesome because I relate to it to a spiritual level and I believe a lot of people do too

@Maelthorn1337

10 ай бұрын

​@@urbainleverrier1What, why?

@urbainleverrier1

8 ай бұрын

@@Maelthorn1337 who doesn't want to be in sync with jrm's breathing??? Crazy people. That's who. /j

@MickMod

6 ай бұрын

I get it but I can't explain it sadly. IYKYK I guess

12:17 I love this one, he sounds so offended. It’s like he was going through a scrapbook with his kid and they pointed at a picture of him and said “who’s that gross old guy?”

In case anyone missed the Ben Franklin is in hell stream we then begged for a poll and we voted that Ben Franklin was in hell. It was great

"why is your face crooked" "idk ASK GOD OK" honestly a pretty awesome off the cuff response lmao

I saw the upload and started giggling and skipping like a school girl. Straight up fr put my hands together, rapidly clapped my fingers together, and went "hihihihihi". Great vid, these are incredible moments. Thank you for your hard work

@katzea.a7880

11 ай бұрын

Cartoon girl andy

@skylarsaysstuff

11 ай бұрын

Me

@aywhole

8 ай бұрын

osaka

The face he does when he reads "Dick on wall" looks like he thinks his nightmare is actually happening.

I love how a lot of times, Jerma will read a chat message and go "what're you talking about?" and then in this compilation, we have the rare, opposite response of "I know EXACTLY what you're talking about."

I love how he stops on a dime to read the comment at 4:46. It just completely derails whatever he was doing before

3:30 - The way Jerma gets actually upset at the idea of Ben Franklin going to hell is so adorable to me. It's like someone told him that Santa isn't real but he has the authority of an adult and can send you to time out. And the way he's scared of "manifesting it" as if his words will make Hell real or damn Ben to it is so quaint and charming. Like he's a patriot form 1780's Boston and he meet Ben once and was floored.

@Nova-vk5qb

8 ай бұрын

How do you know hell isn't real?

@deepechoslntwntr

7 ай бұрын

​@Nova-vk5qb it really is real, it's called Jerma's chat

@crvot

Ай бұрын

​@@Nova-vk5qb i sent people to investigate and they didnt come back and tell me what its like. they are still looking for it, im losing hope they will find it at this point

He's like asmr for traumatized zoomers lol

@Kay-cp8tg

4 ай бұрын

This is the most accurate comment made about Jerma ever made

"BEN FRANKLIN IS IN HELL" killed me 😂 also well done for editing it like this and not giving the joke away before Jerma read it out

i love how in the soup clip you can see his smile disappear immediately

Hell yes!!! Thank you John Crops, I will devour this until there's nothing but bone! Bless you!

@watpronouncedwotlikeabrit

11 ай бұрын

that implies its meat, how does it taste

@FluffyFaven

11 ай бұрын

@@watpronouncedwotlikeabrit what if it's just skin wrapped on skeleton though

@ohsqueep

11 ай бұрын

keeping this compliment in my back pocket from now on

@lavans5721

11 ай бұрын

​@@watpronouncedwotlikeabrit fresh from Jerma's refrigerator.

@nakaeri1361

11 ай бұрын

​@@watpronouncedwotlikeabrittastes like meat

him misreading “very funny” as “vegan furry” KILLED ME

i laughed way harder than i should have at jerma rubbing his face and squeaking after the "plastic" message

i like how you go through the effort to include the messages, partly for giving credit to these faceless chatters, and also because its funny seeing just HOW WRONG he reads some of them, just to go on a rant

minsconstruing “very funny” as “vegan furry” like a freudian slip and then immediately taking a massive bite out of a cupcake is the funniest fucking thing i’ve ever seen

Our hunger is insatiable and you continue to provide, one of the clips channels ever

Thank you so much for bringing these back. Watching these compilations is legitimately the reason why i got into jerma TwT I watched the AA EE OO clip and got hooked with your compilations. i love you man, youre the best. p.s. over the garden wall rules

@johncrops

11 ай бұрын

Hey I'm glad you like the videos and glad it was your introduction to Jerma :) Over the Garden Wall does indeed rule

i love when jerma reads a comment about how he looks and it’s so painfully accurate and he tries so hard to act like it’s soooo strange and out of the blue but he starts laughing a little and you know he knows that it’s true too 😭

I really hope that dude who asked about the Taco Bell order was at the order intercom and used Jermas order live with his stream.

the horse has a dodge clip is my favorite of all time. he goes FERAL

“Sing please my whole family is here” I’m fucking crying idk why

My favourite message of mine that he’s read was telling him that he looked like he was 10 years old or something in his bright orange shirt while he was playing Multiversus, he got a look on his face, and only read it out after an entire round. It was sitting there in his brain the whole time, just stewing……

him finding out ben franklin is in hell must’ve been like finding out santa isn’t real 😔

@thesithofearth3617

10 ай бұрын

Santa isn't real?

@EresirThe1st

7 ай бұрын

Santa deniers smh

I've been waiting for this video for SO long

@watpronouncedwotlikeabrit

11 ай бұрын

Jerma Stream Archive comment jermaVenus

@Chillerll

11 ай бұрын

It’s Jerma !

9:16 the fact that it’s the same guy +2

ben franklin like "everything is fine in moderation. especially slavery"

@turkeygod6665

11 ай бұрын

He was abolitionist

@angels497

10 ай бұрын

@@turkeygod6665maybe 1 or 2?

huge respect for jerma cause he has to deal with this insanity almost daily. It must be crazy to be on the receiving end of some of these

@Chillerll

11 ай бұрын

I like to think he cries after every stream

@imuttx

9 ай бұрын

that’s how it’s like being my friend

11:23 "you're built like the bottom of a table at chili's" - it's talking about his character. people stick gum to the bottom of the (red) tables. the character is wearing a red shirt covered in white spots

The guy adding in "I hate this chair" was just having a bad day 🤣

the horse dodge thing is hilarious bc i saw someone find out they could sprint by holding the dodge button 60+ hours into the game

I'm amazed he was more focused on the lady in the Cambel's ad not saying yes than the fact "soup is good food" sounds like something out of They Live

It's hard to put into words how funny, terrifying, and adorable this man is, but I think 19:35 perfectly encapsulates it. The growl, then turning purple from laughter gets me every time

@Flygoniaks

11 ай бұрын

Tim Allen grunt

@odile2odette

11 ай бұрын

that was zerma breaking through the jerma facade

Whenever he reads a real messed up one, he always looks at the chat, looks at his computer, does a double take back a chat, and then looks back at his computer and laughs

I go feral over these, your editing is amazing

i love how jerma starts freaking out at the insinuation that ben franklin is in hell

The long awaited sequel to the biggest cinematic series of todays generation

YAY, Jerma Chat horrors beyond my comprehension!

Jerma is the kind of guy to raise the nitrogen level in my blood

@mmothboness

11 ай бұрын

im sorry this is the funniest comment ive ever seen

@kingding9542

11 ай бұрын

@@mmothboness it's ok you're forgiven

@bearoace3278

6 ай бұрын

I read that as nicotine and didn’t even question it

11:06 He would look good in a 50s business suit. Also maybe sprinkled with asbestos.

I love how when someone notices the dick on the wall he says “WHY” as if he’s blaming them for it lol

Something about Elden Ring really brought out the wolf lion hybrid in him. He was pretty feral and ferocious throughout the playthrough

Dude that rage one that starts with “fuck this guy, this jerma dude,” has gotta be my favorite chat messages he’s ever read, everything about the way it develops and devolves is just perfect

I can only imagine how long it takes for you to go through stream vods and capture every time he quotes chat and then you also have to look for who said it in chat when it’s moving so fast

i love the fact that when he gets to the "you look like" comments, he just gets progressively more pressed about it

oh shit new john's crops‼️ thanks for making all of these, really appreciate you putting the actual chat messages inside (or filling in for the missing ones) as well as the genuinely interesting selection of clips. keep up the good work!!

its a beautiful thing when particular clips of Jerma and his mental deterioration are time stamped and labeled by keyword.

9:50 genuinely feel bad for that guy cause I know that feeling. I've been there.

8:01 this is why he drank grandma's ashes

the best part of the Ben Franklin bit is all that buildup for a simple but firm four-word declaration that Jerma’s colonial father figure is damned for all eternity

This my first time having a comment of mine in a compilation. What an honor.

When he dies im gonna be first in line to perform the autopsy because theres simply no way this is a real human being

You should do a video of jerma “reading” questionable comments but instead it’s all the times he just straight up makes up a chat comment

jerma trying to kill the chatter with his mind at 19:18

I JUST ACCIDENTALLY PLAYED THE FIRST 25 SECONDS OVER MY FAMILIES BACKYARD BLUETOOTH

16:40 I nearly pissed myself laughing

Holy shit out of my own ass, I thought this series would never come back like my father! He's still gone but YES MORE JERA CLIPS

@Mi_mcmuffin

11 ай бұрын

💖Jera💖

@blahl9436

11 ай бұрын

I love Jera95

The chin extension clip was so disturbing he turned into the moon

I do sometimes think that Jerma isn't actually reading chat messages, but instead since the chat goes by so fast, he just makes up somethign someone might say in response to the bit he's doing.

The squealing noises he made rubbing his face at the start were amazing, he's so good at shit like tha

im losing it over the fact that some of these are actual chat messages

@fritzy8318

3 ай бұрын

????? As opposed to whst

@OrangeDied

2 ай бұрын

@@fritzy8318vegan furry incident

FINALLY DUDE I'VE BEEN REWATCHING THE PAST 5 FOR JERMILLION TIMES

Jerma's like what would've happened to Dennis from Always Sunny if the internet was invented a few decades earlier.

im watching this instead of studying for my german exam

@sugarculted4155

11 ай бұрын

Jerman exam aha ha ha

0:28 how does he make such accurate sound effects

@f4irydollz

10 ай бұрын

fr lmao

@raskr8137

10 ай бұрын

Retired clown, he used to improv like that all the time on children's parties

I literally think about the "I hate this chair" comment at least once a week.

My favorite is when he completely misreads the comment and then goes on a rant about something no one was talking about

3:23 After the Ben Franklin is in Hell comment. He did a poll on if Ben is in hell or not and then like %5 of chat said no and the rest said yes lol

His relationship with his chat plus the insanity of what they say makes for such a good compilation

17:34 Jerma and chat kinda are the Super Liminal this clip fits the game well

"What is that even supposed to mean? What do you mean?!" Those are just my favorite starts lmao

The chess thing is something I used to do all the time with different kinds of board games. Acting out a plot with the pieces is 100% more interesting than the "proper" way of playing. The tea my parents used to buy would come with little figurines and I got obsessed with collecting those in a similar way. The snowman and the sand castle fell in love in one arc

insane that he got one-guyed by joob more than once