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@shardinhand1243

4 жыл бұрын

cool... thanks for video renegades.

@shardinhand1243

4 жыл бұрын

steven is a... thing. he could never touch the likes of van dam, arnold, stalon and chan the man

@DrMuttmen9

4 жыл бұрын

his father was the son of Russian Jews

@casper887

4 жыл бұрын

The pistol is a ruger

@vada27

3 жыл бұрын

The cop was using a 1911 45acp and Steven was using luger 22. Long riffle

I think Family Guy summarized Segal in the best way possible. "You act Asian, you look Native American, your name is possibly Jewish. What are you? He fat."

@tlshortyshorty5810

Жыл бұрын

don’t forget he also acted black and Italian

@cathykurlemann5289

Жыл бұрын

And he says he’s Russian

I'm pretty sure Gordon Ramsay can whoop Steven Seagal's ass because Gordon Ramsay has a black belt in karate and practices boxing.

@saorse5918

3 жыл бұрын

Wait really nice

@nunosantos00

3 жыл бұрын

His musical skills are very good for laughs.

@derworfnet

2 жыл бұрын

Great, now I want to see an Action-Movie with Gordon Ramsay playing a chef who absolutely loses it and starts beating people who wronged him up left and right.

@SapphireCrusader1988

11 ай бұрын

Not to mention he's incredible with knives.

Steven Seagal. The Dan Hibiki of Action Stars

@samuelgomez9799

3 жыл бұрын

That’s accurate af

@Dim4323

3 жыл бұрын

If he was in street fighter movie

@Xeno_Solarus

3 жыл бұрын

Yo, that's just being mean to Dan.

@Xeno_Solarus

3 жыл бұрын

Dan didn't deserve this

@edoyuma

3 жыл бұрын

@@Xeno_Solarus fair enough brother XD

I have heard stories of legit 90 year old Iaido masters walking in with a cane while shaking and as soon as they have their hands on their sword the shaking stops. It is amazing what muscle memory van do.

@saorse5918

3 жыл бұрын

Now iado I can respect one of my favourite sword styles.

@popsiclecheese4256

Жыл бұрын

Yes, fictional stories are fun

@doctorsnakeeater1997

9 ай бұрын

@@popsiclecheese4256 Unlike you, who is the opposite.

Here is the final nail in the very punctured coffin: Sly Stallone did not allow Seagal to be a part of The Expendables franchise despite calling on every action guy from the 80s. Think about that.

@HB-fq9nn

4 жыл бұрын

Oof. That must have stung. (Although, how good was The Expendables? I haven't seen it.)

@thepsychomagus

4 жыл бұрын

@@HB-fq9nn The first two movies were pretty good but the third one I didnt like as much due to not being a fan of Ronda Rousey. I with they would have kept it going.

@HB-fq9nn

4 жыл бұрын

@@thepsychomagus They made 3? I thought just one would be enough.

@NotoriousTitan

4 жыл бұрын

@@HB-fq9nn There's also a fourth one thought to be in the works sometime in the future. Much like the action heroes in the films themselves, The Expendables is a franchise that refuses to accept that its glory days are over. I think they have fun with that fact.

@VanessaMagick

4 жыл бұрын

Stallone explicitly asked Seagal to be in the Expendables, albeit only as a cameo. He apparently refused because of bad blood with the producer Avi Lerner. I'm guessing they fell out while making Kill Switch.

29:50 The reason Seagal is saying "Sakamoto Sensei" is because in Japanese culture, you refer to a person by their last name or "family title" first and then you say your relationship with that person last. The teacher's last name was Sakamoto, so Seagal refers to him as "Sakamoto-Sensei"

@3slicessenpai

4 жыл бұрын

I think they were under the impression that Steven was the teacher in that scenario. But you're most likely right and it was this Sakamoto fellow.

@boxtank5288

4 жыл бұрын

And by the way, that is a LIE, (or else it is truth and he's just whittled down his own credibility at this point) as the first Dojo in Michigan opened a little bit after he hit early teens. And it wasn't an Aikido school, but a Taekwando school.

@SoopDwagg

3 жыл бұрын

@@boxtank5288 were you listening? in his version of the story he basically learned from an unlicensed teacher not a dojo.

@boxtank5288

3 жыл бұрын

@@SoopDwagg I was saying another point of incorrect for the bitch. Honestly with how full of himself that egg shaped fraud is? He'd probably say he is president of space if he could get away with it.

@SoopDwagg

3 жыл бұрын

@@boxtank5288 thats part of the magic, how many sakamoto's (no first name) do you think lived in michigan at the time. How many of them would say that got paid 8k untaxed to teach unlicensed martial arts.

All I can think of is that Family Guy episode where they mentioned Steven Seagal. "What is he? He's like, Russian, and Asian, and..." "He fat."

@UnderGoddessBella

3 жыл бұрын

"You act asian, you look native american, your name is possibly jewish... What are you?" lol so true.

@getcancer1542

3 жыл бұрын

@@UnderGoddessBella fat

seagal's fight scene suck as well. every damn movie he's been in has seagal playing the same character: some ex-army special forces guy who is uber badass and wades through men like a lawn mower. there is no tension or drama in his fights. he's unstoppable and no one, not even people with similar backgrounds as seagal, can stand up to him. in fact, i only remember ONE movie where he gets punched and only because he let the other guy do it and then he destroyed him. now take "john wick" on the other hand. john's fights are well chorigraphed and executed by keanu reaves who actually trained in effective HTH combat. but most of all, john wick gets hit, shoot, stabbed and beaten up because despite him being a mythic figure in the world of assassins, he's still human. he gets hurt but he keeps going. that's why we enjoy the john wick fight scene. steaven seagal is just a guy who wants to live out his character in real life. (i use character in the singular because he plays the same damn guy in every damn movie)

@erenrager6679

4 жыл бұрын

Besides in Machete though, I think?

@A2Z83

4 жыл бұрын

so hes a mary sue

@soul6733

3 жыл бұрын

@@A2Z83 It's called a Gary Stue in male cases.

@Vidar-26

3 жыл бұрын

In a good reason! Him beating his wife should be enough proof to you that he really is who he is in real life like the movies! He’s unbeatable!

@ECL28E

3 жыл бұрын

So the Punisher, minus the PTSD; or Robocop, minus the interesting backstory

Chuck Norris didn't just turn 70, he just turned 80.

@boxtank5288

4 жыл бұрын

And he is STILL incredibly dangerous (I kinda get that feeling from him even though he's an Old Man. Meanwhile Segal is hitting his 50s? He looks like Mr. Potato Head for fuck's sake!)

@doczack1

3 жыл бұрын

And he can still kick steven’s ass

@thiefthearcher9907

2 жыл бұрын

Chuck Norris doesn’t age. He just allows time to move around him.

The "what caliber is this?" comment makes sense really. That is a very uncommon gun even in russia. The VKKS/Vychlop. Fires a .50 caliber projectile, but with a very short casing of 55mm, subsonic so it is very quiet. He's pretty lucky to have held one actually.

@mollyanderson657

29 күн бұрын

It's that rare?

Honestly this is one of your guys' best reactions this year. You have interesting tangents, that don't linger for too long, have interesting reactions throughout the video. And end and start it with interesting conversations. Keep up the good work guys. This is definitely up there in my top favorite reactions from you guys in general.

Fun Fact: Putin used to *run* the KGB.

@ntmfalloutproductions4713

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah I heared that too

@jonathonmondragon8137

3 жыл бұрын

really? i thought that he was just a former KGB agent, but didn't know he ran it, hm interesting

@jameswhite153

3 жыл бұрын

@@jonathonmondragon8137 he ran the FSB, which is the KGB but under a different name.

@Andrew-fi1sd

3 жыл бұрын

@@jameswhite153 Basically FBI equivalent

@deathkorpsofkriegguardsmen8488

3 жыл бұрын

@@Andrew-fi1sd he also was the most feared head of any heads of the KGB and one of the most ruthless wich most likely helped him getting the presidential seat

"Was Putin a fan of Under Siege?" Well... Kim Jong Il was a movie-nut. He wrote a book on movie-making, kidnapped a South Korean director to make movies for him...

@Xander_P.G.K

3 жыл бұрын

Wow...I did not know that

@ECL28E

3 жыл бұрын

@@Xander_P.G.K Watch moviebob's video, "Big Picture - Monster's Movie". It's only 5 minutes and legit fascinating!

@Tamaki742

3 жыл бұрын

@@Xander_P.G.K Even better, that director made a movie called Pulgasari, basically a Godzilla ripoff, and it basically has an underlying criticism against Kim Il Sung, Kim Jong Il's dad. Like the monster was supposed to be an allegory of a revolutionary who fought for the people but when he finally gained power he put the people through the same, if not worse, suffering.

Honestly this is up there, with your guys' best quotes: Aikido is the Pyramid scheme of Martial Arts Michel bay is the McDonalds of movie making.

There’s a ton of stuff about Seagal that Jon didn’t even cover, including the terrible movies he’s been in recently and the sexual assault stuff

@Jack75188

4 жыл бұрын

I mean, the stuff he did show speak for itself, doesn't it?

@NotoriousTitan

4 жыл бұрын

I would say the Renegades should watch Mista GG's Steven Seagal videos, but Mista GG would probably try to assassinate them for it considering his stance on reactors. Shame more folks aren't covering Mr. Seagull's horrifically awful new 'films'.

@ntmfalloutproductions4713

4 жыл бұрын

that he aint russian? vladivostok and belarus are 6046,99 miles apart so he doesnt even know what he is talking about

If you’re interested in the world of “fake” martial arts you should check out Super eyepatch wolf video on the topic

@tatoulino515

3 жыл бұрын

i wish more people reacted to his content

@robingoodfellow5092

3 жыл бұрын

@@tatoulino515 I know right?

@nour2146

3 жыл бұрын

What about Enter the Dojo Show

Uh just to actually translate what Putin said he was just saying how happy he is to see that Seagal got a Russian passport and how he is in support of it.

@MaskOfLimbo

4 жыл бұрын

Oh, that's pretty cool!

@Davidofthelost

3 жыл бұрын

Well, Russia can take Steven then. I’m sure he would ‘help’ improve law enforcement and military personnel to be as great as him.

@Dr.HooWho

2 жыл бұрын

@@Davidofthelost bet other russian police officers or military men aren't even scared of steve at all or give a damn about him lmao

got to love how they're less that 10 ft from the target and treating it like they're master marksmen for it

The reason Aikido is believed to be so good is that it use to be legit. Aikido was a practice used against armed opponents with katanas. If in the battlefield, if you ever drop your weapon, you need disarm your opponents. That’s why it’s primarily wrist twisting. Some positions are even is the Seiza positions, the Japanese style of sitting on their knees, because assassination attempts often happen during peace deals and meetings. However, same like Chinese kung fu, another martial arts used in war, it became fucking shit. After years of peace and the existence of firearms, you don’t have to legitimately practice martial arts anymore. It’s not for combat but purely out of tradition. Martial arts that use to be used for war instead become exercises used by old people at the park to stay fit. You can equate their original purpose to a gun and the new martial arts to a airsoft Gun.

Reaction begins at 6:44

@lespy6380

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks

@blahblahgamer827

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks Caleb

@andrescisneros4213

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you Caleb

@ethanthompson7741

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks caleb

@tyrantlizard1939

3 жыл бұрын

belaC sknahT

I hate to start an argument, but Seagal’s form of Aikido may be fake, but Aikido is a genuine martial art. However, I do consent that it is not practical. I watched a video by on a channel called Martial Arts Journey run by a man who did start out as an Aikido practitioner and even he admits that the style is inflexible and the masters who trained him encouraged him to to avoid interacting with any other schools of martial arts, which I believe is the source of modern Aikido’s problems

@takeshino

4 жыл бұрын

I second this, one of my uncles is vice president of a Aikido and Iaido "Federation" (idk what the right word would be in English) in Morocco, and I've seen what he does, sometimes experienced it first-hand. It's totally different from what Seagal does.

@mordirit8727

4 жыл бұрын

Basically, a martial art that decided to shroud itself in mystery, making it super easy for people to Wuju the fuck out of it. Since real aikido practitioners don't usually go around demonstrating the style, any dumbass with another dumbass who is willing to jump on the floor to make them look good can claim to be an Aikido Master and rob people for hundreds of dollars in exchange for "chi manipulating lessons" whatever the fuck that means.

@CynicalPete

4 жыл бұрын

Takeshino if you mean an organization of people overseen by a centralized group, then “Federation” is actually a good word for that

@nzstump0152

3 жыл бұрын

Steven Seagal was invited to teach at a Aikido dojo in japan, just because he now looks like a meme does not diminish the Martial art or the credit He had in it

@FortuitousOwl

2 жыл бұрын

It not working in any combat situation is kinda the nail in the coffin for aikido not being real. Not to mention the energy bending shit they teach.

If I got into a fight on the street and had to have a Hollywood action star next to me backing me up. I'm picking Arnold, I don't know if he knows any marital arts but the dude is still the human equivalent of a brick wall. The dude when in south America was drop kicked from behind just stumbled slight and just thought the he got nudged by the crowd around him

@arthursalim3120

3 жыл бұрын

I think the arnold stuff was in america. But legit, if i were to fight someone and Arnold showed up i would run for my life XD. You dont start a fight with a brickwall that can move and punch

@NateLeonhart

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, Arnold backhanded a car window and destroyed it for real. The crew had forgot to put in the fake glass in and he still shattered it by backhanding it. Like, how do you even do that? Goldberg tried to do it on purpose and destroyed his own arm, while Arnold is just casually backhanding it.

@FortuitousOwl

2 жыл бұрын

That man is 74 years old lol

@elizabethsmith7224

2 жыл бұрын

I'd pick Bruce Lee.

@mollyanderson657

29 күн бұрын

I would pick Mike Tyson, but I think everyone on the street should keep their distance around him.

To answer your question about sakamoto sensei, when referring to people who you aren't close personal friends or family with, especially figures which you consider above yourself, you'll just address their last name and then sensei or some other role if they're a mentor of yours. It's common to call people by their last name in Japan.

My favorite thing is how they just constantly surround him with people pretending to be mildly incompetent to make him seem important. Like, the entertainment world just understands that thsts how he got big in aikido, and is just trying to see how long they can keep the illusion going

No one gonna talk about jon's badass aim

On the 'Fake Martial Art' thing at the beginning, I highly recommend SuperEyePatchWolf's video on the various Fake Martial Arts prevalent in the 80s and 90s. Also his two Pro Wrestling videos, one just in general and one specifically about the Undertaker and the End of the Streak. All three of those videos are about half an hour long, so not too much for one of your reactions.

@alucardloli819

4 жыл бұрын

How is your coment from 1day ago when the video came a 1h ago

@doubledamn2599

4 жыл бұрын

@@alucardloli819 Patreon my friend. Patreon.

@erenrager6679

4 жыл бұрын

@@doubledamn2599 They have time-travel machines in Patreon now!?

@doubledamn2599

4 жыл бұрын

@@erenrager6679 Pretty high reward tier though, honestly not worth it if using Patreon for the rewards instead of support.

Seagal is pretty much the Hercule Satan of the Action genre.

Always love your jontron reactions 🔥🔥🔥

@corpsegaming3845

4 жыл бұрын

Yep

I can't help but think of the south park episode where Steven Seagal, was crying cause people called him Steven Shaboomboom xD

Steven Seagal would have been a great Eggman

Been waiting for this, love you guys and your reactions. Almost every time I went on KZread I always went to you guys for new vids, you guys are the best.

Just watched this the other night and immediately couldn’t wait until your react dropped. Definitely not disappointed.

I heard that Steven Seagal was a bet that an agent can make anyone a star.

Good ol' Steven seagull

Your JonTron reactions are always the best!

Chuck actually is 80 right now.

Here's an interesting fact about Steven Seagal, he apparently broke Sean Connery's wrists during training for the movie, "Never Say Never Again".

Nick's face whenever Raid came up was Golden! 😂

“WOAH...I’m a badass” you love to see it

Funny thing is the crew of Exit Wounds; they left the final fight between Michael and Steven last, because they were hoping Michael would hurt Steven and even stated, if worse came to the worse they'd use a double to finish the movie, if Micheal sent Steven to the hospital. Also apparently Steven stay away from Micheal mostly in the filming of it

Wait did anyone notice that one of their patreon followers was named "Sean Mclaughlin" i.e. the real name of Jacksepticeye, you guys think Jack watches renegades react.

Uhhhh ok I'm randomly watching Anderson Silva knockout clips loving every second this dude is nuts! Also just found your channel too and gotta say weird it took this long for you to creep into my recommendations.

Even if I barely see Steven Seagal in the limelight, even on KZread or Facebook, I already knew that he is fully aware of the Russian-Ukrainian war that has been going on for over a week. That's what brings me here. Just saying and I hope you are also aware of that, guys. (Note: He still has Russian Citizenship, that is why and no other updates) He may be a certified tough guy, but I can't be too sure about what else he has to say. Let's Google guys.

16:03 Vlady there is holding that table like he's ready to flip it. He's prepared to leave the room at any second

Literally just realised Steven Segal's show took place in Louisiana, when I remembered that most places have counties not parishes. I've never been more ashamed of my state, we let him in.

This is definitely one of the funniest videos JonTron had done in a while. 😂

he didn't piss himself.........he shat his pants

12:48 here comes the thumbnail shot

The pistol you guys were mentioning was a Ruger MK.II it is of course a 22lr pistol mostly used for plinking

@christiantorres7866

3 жыл бұрын

@Fine Wine You serious? It's non-standard target shooting where you shoot whatever stuff you find as long as it's safe, being bottles, cans, old signs, etc

@christiantorres7866

3 жыл бұрын

@Fine Wine As long as you know what you're doing then you should have fun

Hey guys, I'm sure y'all have been asked this many times already, but do you think you could do reaction videos to Genndy Tartakovsky's Primal?

0:18 "sean mclaughlin" Me: HEY, FUNNY SCREAMING IRISH MAN!!

Nate, please look up "Steven Seagal is The Final Option", I think you will enjoy this.

@djcease1996

3 жыл бұрын

I still wish they'd release that game.

12:42 - He lost me at hello 😆. I'M DEAD 😄😂!!

reaction starts at 6:44

@alexwashere1601

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks Caleb

@louiswinters2265

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks caleb

@artifex2.080

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks caleb

I know we're 2 years on now but-- I'll bet every single one of you's gonna be cracking up with the Steven Segal & Arnold Schwarzenegger MAD TV skits -;)

24:41 Yeah it's a sawed-off .22 marksman "rifle"

Tanned Walrus!LOL!Good one Nate.

I was caught off guard when one of the said persona evoker. This guy plays p3.

@sirwngland

3 жыл бұрын

I know right?

the gun is a Ruger 22lr I think... it has nothing to do with the Luger P08 but guys this video is awesome XD, love watching some good old stuff.

they trying to figure it out what pistol he was using, and me, a total ignorant abbout guns and things as such looking at it and saying "it's a pistol" XD lmao

Guys, please react to the Jontron reviews of Skateboard Kid, Howling II, Christmas With The Kranks and the rest of Starcade

What celebrity tough guy or girl would you guys want next to you in a fight. Mine would be Arnold swarseneger

@ajesco

4 жыл бұрын

Mine would be your spelling of the name Schwarzenegger.

@lespy6380

4 жыл бұрын

The rock

@timafterdark3759

4 жыл бұрын

The main actor from Transporter, Stallone, and Mike Tyson

Steven Seagal is obviously giving real Aikido a bad reputation.

The word sensei goes after the person's name in japanese

"one of the cooks there was a guy called Sakamoto Sensei" Sakamoto desu ga? :0

@infinite-sadness

3 жыл бұрын

oh god

So I haven’t tried learning any form of martial arts in years but from what I’m gathering it’s trying to be a non aggressive variant of judo, but is highly impractical in actual fights. I remember odds1out made a video about it and based on that I can only think it’s meant to be sold to parents who don’t actually want there kids doing something violent

@IAmInfinitus208

6 ай бұрын

If anything it's like if you're doing a pacifist non-lethal run in the Metal Gear Solid series and repeatedly do throws to keep them out of your way.

In regard to his nails, he finger picks, it's common amongst those weird finger pickers to keep claws on their pick hand. But I get it, im sure it works better than using clip on finger picks

Steven Seagal knows Aikido, Karate and plenty of other dangerous words.

You guys gonna react to Nostalgia Critic Lion King 2019 review?

@25:00 Could it be....a Ruger Luger?

If you want more Seagalarity, you should definitely check out Film Brain (Matthew Buck) and his Bad Movie Beatdown videos on Seagal's direct-to-video films (Out of Reach, Mercenary for Justice, Shadow Man, Against the Dark, Half Past Dead and Code of Honor).

I'm going to go on a limb here, I think he said "everybody knows im here"

“It’s a persona Evoker!” God every time i watch you guys i find a new reason to love this channel. Not just a persona reference, a Persona *3* reference! I genuinely cant remember the last time i saw a proper persona 3 reference that wasnt just meming.

Aikido is very much the defensive version of judo and the shittier cousin of tai chi, and it’s very boring to look at. As a form of self defense, it sucks. It requires specific circumstances for the opponent (like having a weapon that requires an overhead swing, a thrust, or a wide swinging arc) in order for the martial art to be effective. Seagal’s version of aikido is way worse because he tries a bit too hard to make a lame martial art look cool by adding offensive ability to it (when aikido’s main and only offensive ability is counterattacking) but it looks like he’s doing a sissy kung fu slapfest that practically does nothing.

@thewaltman4

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, even the dojo I went to for a couple of months (kinda stopped since I got busy) even admits to keep an eye out in case if the person gets out mid-technique. Then there’s shotokan, which is aikido but tries to be more offensive. Even then either go do Judo, BJJ or MMA training.

@boxtank5288

4 жыл бұрын

@@thewaltman4 At least Shotokan ACTUALLY can pull off offense and doesn't seem reliant on specific circumstances. I took Kenpo, became a First Degree Black Belt (left a little after as lessons started getting EXPENSIVE) and it is pure defense and counters (from what I could tell, though they did not slack on teaching how to throw a punch, send out a kick, etc.) and some weapons training (Nunchuks and Staff).

I’m worried that Steven Segal knows what shotacon is

12:42 he's experiancing levels of existence beyond our understanding.

Man this video aged beautifully No Putin wasn't a Bond like spy, he was a pencil pusher and a coward Slava Ukraini

Saying that they would find a projectile in him wasn't incorrect since anything in motion through the air can be considered a projectile. That cap counts as a projectile.

being sponsored by raid shadow legends is practically a meme

Steven Seagal does have actual aikido black belts that he got in Japan, from the Japanese. Those aren't just handed out. That's probably the only thing that is not fake. But I think most people know aikido is not practical, and trying to use it will only get you hurt- unless you incorporate it into another style that does work.

Wow, I didnt know Chad knew of Persona :/ neat

21:54 Nate releases his inner beast for a brief moment.

I love his first 5 movies. Then he made On Deadly Ground. Then he just got weirder, and heavier.

Have you guys reacted to any of Jontron's Malkovich videos? "Malkovich's Gaming Guilty Pleasures" and "Malkovich's Gaming Game Show." I would love to see the expressions on your faces as you watch those two.

If he's not thinking of getting into sumo, he ought to...

Segal:U.S Gravy Man

Steven segal is pretty much the Dane cook of action movies. Did one good bit/movie, does nothing but gets in trouble, and is generally hated by the community he is apart of

that gun is called the "ruger MK IV"

sheesh, nate, the 'yooooooooooo' japanese sound effect ended in 3 beats, not 2. listen VERY closely.

@RenegadesReact

4 жыл бұрын

First place I heard it was in tenchi Muyo and it only did 2.

The thumbnail is for?his "Guitar playing" lol

Gene Lebelle made Stevie shit his pants and ever since Steven has been trying to get people to forget about it, we never will Stevie LoL

Its like steve seagal saw donald trump and was like okay i love it but what if i was crazier

Steven Seagull: The Martial Artist of All Time

Sean Mclaughlin......like Jacksepticeye?

Ruger, not Luger, my friend. Likely a common mistake. Great vid.

@majdjinn5042

4 жыл бұрын

I bet anyone who gets it wrong were wrestling fans.

Jontron never fails to deliver

Ever seen Bruce Lee's fight with the Aikido Master in the original version of Game of Death?

Hey, we need another joshdub reaction

That was some mad shit he talked about Michael J White. Laughable at best