FACT: Chuck Norris is the only guy who can wear '70s wardrobe and hairstyle and still look badass.

@Jobreguy

Жыл бұрын

He wears it to blind his opponents.... 😂👍

Before Chuck Norris left for college, he turned around and told his dad that "Now you are the man of the house!"

Chuck Norris was once run over by a tank, he refused to pay damages 😎

@BR549-8

2 ай бұрын

RIP tank.

@Segaar

Ай бұрын

Rip joke...

@karlfriedrichtiedt270

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

I loved that line. "If you come back in here, i'm going to hit you with so many rights, you're going to beg for a left."

@williamtobin7282

Жыл бұрын

He fucked it up..most people ate right handed so the right is a stronger punch, hence it goes like this" I'm going to hit you with so many LEFTS you'll be begging for a right..its called dark humor. The right ment to finish him off

@Jobreguy

Жыл бұрын

Chuck Norris: always a good blow against the bad guys

@goodvibez693

Жыл бұрын

🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@Jobreguy

Жыл бұрын

@@goodvibez693 👍👍💪🤣🤣🤣

@DLPfan-km8dc

Жыл бұрын

God he is good God i know thats why i hired him 😂😂

Chuck Norris, putting the laughter back in manslaughter.

"I didn't fight, I gave a motivational seminar". Pure Chuck Norris gold.

@maryeverling8238

2 жыл бұрын

❤️❤️😝😝😝💪🏻💯🇺🇸love it

@user-np5qb5fs8g

2 жыл бұрын

@@maryeverling8238 как говорят тише едешь дальше будешь

@user-np5qb5fs8g

2 жыл бұрын

@@maryeverling8238 штаб

@factenter6787

2 жыл бұрын

Nunchaku Norris

Chuck Norris never calls a wrong number. You just answered the wrong phone.

@douglaswilliams6834

6 жыл бұрын

When Chuck Norris does push ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the earth down.

@redhulk111

6 жыл бұрын

Europa H2O Alien bahahhajaj!! Funny shit bro. Lol

@thepope2412

5 жыл бұрын

Jetty Brownell this is actually not true because Chuck Norris always calls the right person

@devonclash3993

4 жыл бұрын

@Europa H2O Alien buajajajaja

Chuck Norris took a CPR class and actually brought the dummy to life.

@hannibalbarca4140

4 жыл бұрын

🤣

@foreyfriend145

3 жыл бұрын

Some other version goes: " Put on your glasses dummy, I'm the instructaaghh".

@99mrpogi

3 жыл бұрын

The aliens from a quiet place attacked Chuck norris for making too much noise. Chuck norris survives without a scratch while the aliens died upon close contact with chuck norris

@maj.d.sasterhikes9884

3 жыл бұрын

Chuck Norris went to a feminist rally. When he returned, his shirt was ironed and he was holding a sandwich.

@foreyfriend145

3 жыл бұрын

@@maj.d.sasterhikes9884 @2 more facts added.

The "motivational seminar" is my favorite. Such a nice guy. "An elbow would've been a lot better..." LOL His straight face and calm demeanor are as great in their own way as his fighting skills.

@korruption6

6 жыл бұрын

Plus his food received compliments from Chuck Norris - he's set for life! =D

Before he goes to sleep, the boogeyman checks under his bed to make sure Chuck Norris is not down there.

@davidcarder6364

3 жыл бұрын

Lol, that's some funny shit.

@mcedd54

2 жыл бұрын

Nice One!

Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he glares at it and dares it to grow

@markpayne3852

4 жыл бұрын

Zak Kaufman lol. When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, the tide refuses to come in.

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

@user-gz9md6gq4x

2 жыл бұрын

Nice one 🐱🐱

You call that a hit? That's a hit --- Chuck Norris

@randomscorpion2074

7 жыл бұрын

THAT FUCKIN KNOCKBACK PUNCH

Chuck Norris went into a McDonald's and ordered a "Whopper". And he got one.

Chuck Norris invented giraffes after he uppercutted a horse!!

@uptriverside157

3 жыл бұрын

Good one

@enyaw86

3 жыл бұрын

Wait wait wait, the horse lived?

This isn't Chuck Norris playing a movie role, its a documentary with camera crew following him around.

@thedkm-4894

2 жыл бұрын

....

@baseballman4958

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha!!

@baseballman4958

2 жыл бұрын

Where’s the Braddock vs. The Rat scene??

@colensmoise2351

Жыл бұрын

Are you dumb

@arionivieira5703

Жыл бұрын

@@thedkm-4894 muito legal

There will never be another Chuck!!!!!!!!!!

@czo7pres674

7 жыл бұрын

Kevin Doran death is to scared to tell chuck that it is his time

@WalleywolfIdaho

6 жыл бұрын

Actually Chuck Norris died years ago, but Death is too scared to collect....

@TheFreddyEduard

6 жыл бұрын

Watch the trough about Chuck Norris at the newest reaction

Chuck Norris had to hire doubles to do his kicks for him, because the studio couldn't afford to pay for the funerals of all the extras he would have killed.

@thomasritter3159

4 жыл бұрын

I have a friend who was one the stuntmen used in many Walker episodes because he is a karate expert. There was one particular incident where he was supposed to try to spin kick and hit Chuck. Chuck Norris missed his Mark and stepped into the kick. My buddy said he just stood there with his knees shaking hoping Chuck wouldn't get up and kill him. 😆

John Wick:Who killed my dog? Everybody: It was Chuck Norris John Wick:I really didn't like that dog

@willdill7253

4 жыл бұрын

Eric Lester this is epic

@jacobmakono389

4 жыл бұрын

..hahahahaha!

@darkspawn88

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@wencelusbirech7511

3 жыл бұрын

That was wacky

@lastbohemian654

3 жыл бұрын

Dumb... Chuck Norris is no animal-killer He’s the good guy.. Cheers

Chuck Norris doesn't shoot guns, he scares the bullets out of them.

"But after five days of agonizing pain, the cobra died." - Chuck Norris Expendables 2 - 2012

When Chuck Norris sneezes, we know it as a Hurricane. Tsumami is simply a one word description of Chuck Norris farting while swimming at sea.

@TrevorMoses312

2 ай бұрын

😳😆😆😆😆😆

When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he saw he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris

Yoda told Chuck Norris to use the force. Chuck Norris replied "I am the force"

@edTV2024

5 жыл бұрын

BloodGuzzler A force of One!!!!

@FabricioFF66

3 жыл бұрын

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk Great!!!!!!!!!!!! FF

@omaraitkaci36

2 жыл бұрын

@@edTV2024 ٠٩

@Borntoraisehell1000

2 жыл бұрын

Yoda uses the Force...the Force uses Cuck Norris!

The Hitman, was his most underrated film ever.

Chuck Norris is so intimidating that even bullets are afraid to hit him.

@jaybdub77

4 жыл бұрын

Darth Vader yeah, but that happens to all 80s action heroes.

@99mrpogi

3 жыл бұрын

Even venomous snakes are afraid to bite chuck norris

@shoot_the_glass5654

2 жыл бұрын

This one time someone tried to shoot Chuck Norris, the bullet stopped and asked for directions.

These aren't movies, these are found footage clips of Chucks everyday life.

Vietnam has flashbacks of Chuck Norris

@marchrabbit85

4 жыл бұрын

When Chuck was in Korea

@CJ_7519

3 жыл бұрын

@@marchrabbit85, lol😅🤣😆!!!

Chuck Norris doesn't join the army, the army joins Chuck Norris

Superman reads Chuck Norris comic books.

@e-curb

5 жыл бұрын

Chuck Norris once challenged Superman to a test of strength. The loser had to wear his underwear on the outside.

@harithulasidalamappo6937

5 жыл бұрын

@@e-curb You killed me

@e-curb

5 жыл бұрын

Superman wears Chuck Norris pyjamas to bed.

@devonclash3993

4 жыл бұрын

Superman is a student of Chuck😆😆

@axelwulf6220

4 жыл бұрын

Nightwing was trained by Batman Batman was trained by Chuck Norris

The 361 dislikes are the ones that got their ass handed to them by Chuck Norris

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

I came here to read all the Norris - isms in comments...and I wasn't disappointed !!!!! comedy gold!

Even after all these years Chuck Norris is still a great actor!

@TheFreddyEduard

5 жыл бұрын

Yes, he acting that he's a great fighter. But is you want to see his real fightings skills vs that of a little 7 to 10 year old girl, seacht then Chuck Norris vs Jesse-Jane McParland

Chuck Norris's beard trims itself.

chuck norris will live forever because death is scared of him

@theodoreparson4321

5 жыл бұрын

ear1yb1rd well when God is ready to get serious with Satan than he will send for Chuck Norris.

@brysengarner1204

5 жыл бұрын

Chuck Norris is actually dead.... Death is just to afraid to tell him

We all can write our names into the snow by pissing...Chuck NMorris can do it into the concrete!

@badreedinedjellali1328

3 жыл бұрын

one's chuck Norris write he's name with pen in a mountain

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

@thepromiseman7745

5 жыл бұрын

@Providence OPC-Bradenton mmm I think so 😂😂

@ddrums001

4 жыл бұрын

Hulk told Chuck Norris, “Hulk is the strongest there is!” Then Chuck Norris reply’ed, yeah...and?

@dennischang2803

4 жыл бұрын

And when Chuck Norris gets mad.... Run!

@jaquigreenlees

2 жыл бұрын

@Jason Shoots Depends on if he is talking about the MCU or the Original Comic. In the MCU it was Bruce Banner, the comics David Banner.

Chuck Norris doesn't need an invitation. The invitation needs Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does his Grocery Shopping at Home Depot

@wildman2012

6 жыл бұрын

And he has his nails done at True Value!

@justafanintexas7913

5 жыл бұрын

He would; that's how smart he is.

@postersandstuff

4 жыл бұрын

Norris can chew thru wood like a termite , lol

The best move is the one where he slams a revolving door.

Chuck Norris doesn't use a nightlight because he's afraid of the dark, the dark uses a nightlight because it's afraid of Chuck Norris.

@johnwolf1475

Жыл бұрын

its holly wood you wierdo

@MoonScythe1

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, that night light is called the sun.

@americansuperdad5769

Жыл бұрын

@@MoonScythe1 lmao!

Chuck Norris doesn't have emotions. Emotions have Chuck Norris.

ALL CHUCK NORRIS moments are remarkable!!!

Santa Claus used to be a real person, but he forgot to leave Chuck Norris a gift one Christmas

You know when ever chuck goes into the ocean all the sharks get out

@justafanintexas7913

5 жыл бұрын

Do you know why a shark won't bite Chuck Norris? Professional courtesy.

@smoothbro9711

4 жыл бұрын

Even jaws would say “ see ya later chuck”

The movie "Anaconda" was filmed entirely inside Chuck Norris's pants.

@taibanganbakonjengbam6902

4 жыл бұрын

Epic😂😂😂

Jesus could walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door...

@marcnesbitt1500

5 жыл бұрын

HAHAHA!

@anatolehresent3317

5 жыл бұрын

Pornohub

@anatolehresent3317

5 жыл бұрын

@@marcnesbitt1500 you can

@kristophermathis8584

4 жыл бұрын

That's great!

@rockabyebaby6111

2 жыл бұрын

It's called a sonic boom 💥💥😱😱

When Chuck Norris was born he slapped the doctor.

@wizard9403

5 жыл бұрын

Chuck Norris makes onions cry!

@brysengarner1204

5 жыл бұрын

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in

@HaywardEntertainment

5 жыл бұрын

And the Doctor was forever scarred

@sonoftheson1977

3 жыл бұрын

The bogeyman checks underneath his bed for Chuck Norris.

@honeyasonja522

3 жыл бұрын

G!! Takes one to know one eh Tony?🧐😉

Chuck Norris is known to use a stunt double ... but only for crying scenes

@polishtheturdmickelson5473

6 жыл бұрын

LOL

@aaronharris8093

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@hiderunbride8431

5 жыл бұрын

Boy this is really funny

@kojak013

5 жыл бұрын

It is true.. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer - too bad he never cries

@slappy8941

5 жыл бұрын

It's actually the stunt double who punches other actors, because when Chuck does it, they all die.

I just love watching Chuck Norris's remarkable moments.

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

@axelwulf6220

4 жыл бұрын

No, dude That's Bruce Lee The only guy to defeat Chuck Norris

@edwelndiobel1567

2 жыл бұрын

lol i like this one

Chuck Norris was dropped twice as a child. Once on Hiroshima and once on Nagasaki

@joepoe8616

6 жыл бұрын

Bodgemiester ...noice......

@justafanintexas7913

5 жыл бұрын

That would explain his political stupidity. Thanx for the info....that nobody was asking for.

@Kevinwayne199

5 жыл бұрын

@@justafanintexas7913 aww you mad bro?

@justafanintexas7913

5 жыл бұрын

@@Kevinwayne199 - No, just passing a correct comment.

@justafanintexas7913

5 жыл бұрын

@Kinosis79 - Sarcasm, Einstein, it's called sarcasm.

Chuck Norris and Mr. T once punched each other. The known universe has been expanding ever since.

Chuck Norris is the man this is the reason he can gargle peanut butter

@Jobreguy

Жыл бұрын

Chuck Norris forces his opponents to gargle peanut butter

Chuck Norris once shot down a jet fighter by pointing his finger and yelling bang.

Terrorist to Chuck Norris: "You are a dead man". Chuck: "I'm not afraid to die, are you?" Terrorist: "No. Allah protects us." Chuck: Then this shouldn't hurt."

@abunazirnouradin3888

4 жыл бұрын

One of mine best movies when i was a young boy...i wanted a beard like him but mine beard turns black and i look more too Bin Laden then too Chuck Norris.haha...

When you look up Badass in the dictionary,Chuck’s picture is there.

The term "dead ringer" originated when an idiot was seated near Chuck Norris in a theater, and was foolish enough not to turn his cell off.

Chuck Norris is a national treasure.

The man, the gentleman, the master karate expert: Chuck Norris!

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 YOU CALL THAT A " HIT"? 💪 THAT'S A " HIT" 🤣🤣🤣

Chuck Norris for President of the United States

@HullsColby

7 жыл бұрын

Too bad its trump. I wished it was deez nuts.

@udaykadam5455

5 жыл бұрын

*Global president

@justafanintexas7913

5 жыл бұрын

Norris knows as much about politics as an aardvark knows about a bank holiday.

@cobbsta88

5 жыл бұрын

He endorses removing the separation of church and state, and he's a creationist...

@billmurray7473

4 жыл бұрын

If Chuck Norris ran for President, Putin, Kim Jong Un, & Xi Jinping would just run.......away.

Every Chuck Norris moment it's remarkable!

Before he even goes to bed the bogeyman has to check under his bed for Chuck Norris!

Chuck Norris is a legendary action hero

Jesus walked on water. Chuck Norris can swim through land.

They say that merely one still frame photo from a Chuck Norris movie is worth more Oscars than the Motion Picture Academy could pay for in a million years.

I loved "lone wolf mcquad" -"code of silence". he basically looked the same from the 80's thru the walker, texas ranger era with his beard.

some people say air force isnt the best branch, then i have to remind them chuck norris was in the air force

@danconner504

5 жыл бұрын

Really? The United States Army has the most decorated soldier in World War Two. Lt. Murphy. I do like Mr. Norris, but Mr. Norris never saw combat. So, I do feel that the Army had the best of the best. And you have to understand that all of Mr. Norris actions are planned for him for stage. Now I wouldn't what to be up against him because I know what he can do and I have respect for his training. But Lt Murphy didn't have a script, his actions came out of his desire to live and keep his fellow soldiers alive.

@justafanintexas7913

5 жыл бұрын

@@danconner504 - And in a real fight, Norris kills him - period. And, I'm no fan of Norris.

@billmurray7473

5 жыл бұрын

If you ever visit Camp Red Cloud , in Korea, you might see a wall-size picture of Chuck Norris. He studied Martial Arts and Tae Kwon Do while he was stationed there.

@danconner504

5 жыл бұрын

@@justafanintexas7913 I never said that Mr. Murphy would win in a fight with Mr. Norris. What is it that I said that brought that on? They are both great Americans with Mr. Murphy having a great Military career and Mr. Norris having a great film career in films. Mr. Norris made films honoring both the Military and Law Enforcement. He went on to become an honorary member of the fame Texas Rangers. He also went on to become a Reserve Police Officer I believe in Dallas Police Department. So, my comment was in no way derespecting Mr. Norris. Sorry I lite a flame under your tail

@gregbuck701

4 жыл бұрын

@@billmurray7473 Tang Soo Do was his first discipline.

Chuck Norris is one of the great action stars of the '80s. Thank you Bruce Lee.

What? No "When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you!" lol, my favorite line ever.

@CasperDunning

4 жыл бұрын

The best line is from Invasion USA, it's just after the terrorists try to blow up the church with a suitcase bomb, he's on the roof above them and says "didn't work huh? Now it will" touch the two wires together and blows up terrorists. The other good one is after the terrorists plant the bomb on the side of the school bus, Chuck grabs it catches up to their car and says "I think you forgot this" and plants the bomb on the very front of the hood of their car.

The ONLY guy who can do the whole, "That's not a knife, THIS is a knife!" bit... WITHOUT the knife!!🤣👍

Before the Grim Reaper goes to bed, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

I missed the opportunity to meet Mr. Norris when my land was used for filming. Wish I had.

@Valelacerte

6 жыл бұрын

Chuck Norris doesn't use land; land makes itself available to Chuck Norris.

@dtyodeller

4 жыл бұрын

1Aredhel1 2 One of my old instructors teaches at one of his schools now and has gotten to meet him several times. I’m super jealous cuz he was my martial arts idol growing up.

@dtyodeller

4 жыл бұрын

Which movie?

Chuck Norris can take care of Isis by himself.

@justafanintexas7913

5 жыл бұрын

Then why hasn't he?

@BrainPowerSubs

5 жыл бұрын

@@justafanintexas7913 that would be unfair for them

@99mrpogi

3 жыл бұрын

Chuck norris can kill an army of ISIS members using a leaf blower

@scootergreen3

2 жыл бұрын

@@BrainPowerSubs Ha ha! Like.

Chuck’s tears can cure cancer. But he never cries

Chuck Norris doesn’t bring destruction.....Destruction brings Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris went for a walk in the forest. Suddenly a Grizzly Bear leapt onto the trail in front of him. The great beast charged him but when it got close enough to recognize Chuck Norris it stopped and began eating itself.

Chuck Norris was born the same day Germany surrendered at the end of WW2. Coincidence? I DON'T THINK SO.

@thelaw1787

6 жыл бұрын

georgiamule 1 day earlier, but that makes even more sense

@robertyoung3992

6 жыл бұрын

Bullshit,Chuck Norris was born March 10 th 1940 Germany surrendered May 8th 1945

@levlev.1028

5 жыл бұрын

georgiamule yep, definitely not

@levlev.1028

5 жыл бұрын

Robert Young they had a premonition in that case, after all they were involved with Celtic "occult"...

!!!THE REAL CAPTAIN AMERICA!!!

Remarkable, Chuck Norris is so strong. He easily man handles those bad guys like they're children. Sorted them out proper and showed them who is boss.

Back when standing still and letting the opponent knock you out was the real way to fight

@JozefZemla

2 жыл бұрын

they were afraid to run away from Chuck Norris

"aren't you going to help him?" ...."nah, there's only 3 of them."

Anthony Blinken talking tough to Russia is about as funny as Chuck Norris saying "Please, don't hurt me." lolololol

Just like Chuck Norris a Smart Ass AMERICAN that proves himself worthy in action! Love his videos ! Especially, when he fought the Japanese Professor in a room.. that was a good Show Down!!

When Chuck Norris goes to the pool, he kicks cement in the bullies' faces

Unlike another martial arts actor Chuck Norris is the real deal and he lives and practices the life

Chuck Norris doesn't run, but is making the world go round

Those aren't Chuck Norris' movies and TV shows. Those are documentaries of his day to day life.

There used to be a street called Chuck Norris but its name had to be changed because no one crossed it and lived to talk about it.

Chuck Norris just beat up Borat in that video!

@KEVWARD63

3 жыл бұрын

" In this movie I have problem ...and that problem is Chuck Norris ......"

Chuck Norris - Real Alpha Male

Chuck Norris can make fire by rubbing 2 ice cubes together..

5:43 Hellbound is one of my favorite movies with Chuck Norris starring in it.

@dtyodeller

4 жыл бұрын

Jason Irelan I own it.

I admire Chuck Norris. 👍

1:00 one of the most underrated lines ever.

In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Chuck Norris. Amen.