i'm 25 and i HATE it when someone steals my science homework.

@treecloud614

5 жыл бұрын

Ikr it's so annoying when they break into your house *SMH*

@treecloud614

5 жыл бұрын

*to steal your homework*

@derpderpson8803

5 жыл бұрын

I'm 24 and I HATE it when the IRS steals my lunch money

@derpderpson8803

5 жыл бұрын

And then spends it on space cars....like real bullies

@doctorrhombus

5 жыл бұрын

Smh: stealing my homework

The reason Lele never got bullied is cause she was the bully

@yeeyee6998

4 жыл бұрын

Oooohh I see Shawn Mendes in ur pfp

@alyssaestrada1917

4 жыл бұрын

kayana i haha thank you! Yours too!

@alyssaestrada1917

4 жыл бұрын

childish kambino yup

@tarjeimonster5634

4 жыл бұрын

She definetly was

@roninormandia8561

4 жыл бұрын

If she was the bully wouldnt she know how bullies act?

Past danny: "it would suck if I started getting white hair soon" Present danny: "I like my white hair I think it makes me look kinda cool"

@ahobbit1273

2 жыл бұрын

Character development. (Also, he’s right. I think it looks great)

@aetherrr_3339

Жыл бұрын

@@ahobbit1273 true...i wish i had white hair

@redguy6771

Жыл бұрын

I was just thinking that

@georgia6947

Жыл бұрын

Present Present danny: “no hair.”

@60percentmonster

Жыл бұрын

Denial to Acceptance

“It would suck if I start getting white hairs soon” I’m here from 2022 Danny to let you know you have grey hairs now

@kristax6x613

2 жыл бұрын

Was just about to say that exact comment 😂

@goldieblocks1372

2 жыл бұрын

and he slays😤🥵

@calliestansell8686

2 жыл бұрын

he absolutely kills the salt and pepper look- almost looks more fitting

@ilikecurry2345

2 жыл бұрын

The good news is, he doesn't mind!

@sssiso

2 жыл бұрын

True

If you see a bully, DATE HIM. Life lessons with lele pons.

@zyoom8796

5 жыл бұрын

Harold Johnson this literally how a lot of manga and fanfics go

@thatdweebfromclass7399

5 жыл бұрын

Why do good girls like bad guys I had this question for a real long time

@aishwarya854

5 жыл бұрын

@@thatdweebfromclass7399 Are you a nice guy, by any chance?

@loopy4193

5 жыл бұрын

Harold Johnson I’m the 666th like :)

@MrMemes-ij6ip

5 жыл бұрын

EVEN IF HE'S/SHE'S THE SAME GENDER AS YOU AND YOU'RE NOT HOMOSEXUAL YES!

“It’s like a video for high school kids, about high school kids, written by someone who isn’t in high school” Ahh, so Hollywood

@elizabethc1330

4 жыл бұрын

@@percytheb4053 hA

@musent_

4 жыл бұрын

it's really just written for little kids who want to know what it is like from funny random haha internet lady

@dec6704

4 жыл бұрын

Funny blue hair man said to not stream snipe, so I’ll school snipe :D (this is a joke I don’t condone school shootings)

@musent_

4 жыл бұрын

@@dec6704 bud I'm pretty sure most people don't condone school shootings lmao

@dec6704

4 жыл бұрын

Musent hopefully not lol

i love how the guy changes his style to become a cool bully but in real life the school's actual bullies probably would be like "haha emo" and beat him up

@stargurl__211

Жыл бұрын

kids at my school will call you emo for anything. my sister has been called emo before, and she is the LEAST emo person i know. it's actually funny cuz a lot of the actual emo kids never get called emo, but random kids who are not even close to any kind of alt aesthetic in the slightest get called emo for literally no reason. then again, these kids are the sane guys that say "your mom" to literally anything so clearly they've lost any kind of sense that may have been given to them at birth.

@saddesklunch2544

Жыл бұрын

My first thought when I saw that was: “Oh, no one’s ever gonna take him seriously”

@kaskaskas

Жыл бұрын

I’m pretty sure he has eyeliner on so yeah definitely 💀

@jasperjazzie

10 ай бұрын

@@stargurl__211 it's kinda funny, being emo is/was considered a bad thing but also i was emo and still am pretty emo but no one cared, but other people who weren't even emo got called it as an insult...like if you look emo or even just wear anything even vaguely alternative it's bad but once you start actually calling yourself that no one cares

@Lily-xg1qq

10 ай бұрын

One time I died my hair over summer (I just got highlights) and I got called emo 💀

I love how half of the old vine community makes cringy videos and the other half criticizes the cringy videos the first half makes

LeLe has only been bullied by her comment section

@wwh5874

4 жыл бұрын

Obi Wan kenobi That’s so true😂😂😂

@adicanovic5201

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@erducks624

4 жыл бұрын

And youtuberssss🥴😂

@lukedobrin1485

4 жыл бұрын

Hello there

@toasttastegood2707

4 жыл бұрын

Obi Wan kenobi father?

It gives me weird joy that like none of these people are relevant today

@beefstroganoff1774

3 жыл бұрын

It really shows that we realize our mistakes

@DiamantisHell

3 жыл бұрын

@@beefstroganoff1774 please! tiktok people are even worse don't get me started

@Jacobnsj

3 жыл бұрын

*Hype House exists*

@whatdidyousay18

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jacobnsj *sad noises*

@chocolatebar9395

3 жыл бұрын

Eh, in a few years tiktokers will also be irrelevant. Fame is fleeting

15:33 so true danny, im literally crying, such a powerful message

@reverseclouds1663

Жыл бұрын

i know fucken so tripped out, thought another tab was playing for a second

@Emmyzz.x0x0

10 ай бұрын

@@reverseclouds1663same why is like no one talking about it😭

@plantyt3246

10 ай бұрын

I’m not sure if it’s a bit, or if something happened that required the music to be added there. I think multiple of his older videos are like this and idk why

@wallowlight

10 ай бұрын

@@plantyt3246 i'm pretty sure it's because his original intro was a mr sandman remix but it got copyrighted, so he had to replace it

@coolkidsneedmoresleep9779

7 ай бұрын

i watched with subtitles and i thought they were really good at reading his lip

”But it would suck if I started getting white hairs pretty soon” Narrator: Danny would indeed start getting white hairs in just a few years, but little did he know that it would not, in fact, suck.

@ross9944

Жыл бұрын

Fr, his gray hairs look so cool

@MinisDunyasi5

Жыл бұрын

He also seems to like his gray hairs.

In highschool, people don't directly bully you. They spread rumors, or make fun of you behind your back. They don't just walk up to you and say *GIMME YOUR LUNCH MONEYS*

@aeromotex

5 жыл бұрын

sometimes. but other times they will physically hurt you

@waynehayes912

4 жыл бұрын

@@aeromotex depends on the type of bully. OP's bully is covert and is probably doing it because of low self-esteem issues. They bully because they don't know how be friendly and need someone to drag in the mud to boost their social standing. Their usually cowards which is why they talk behind people's back. Easiest way to get rid of them is to confront them directly and physically fight them. Then they become afraid of you and will leave you alone. While your bully is overt this much more difficult. Because they are physically attacking you repeatedly. Meaning that they're lashing out their anger on you. When this happens you should talk to your parents or talk to your teacher after class. Try and see if you can separate yourself from them as much as possible. Still don't be afraid to defend yourself most bully's are picking on you because they think you are weak and want to dominate you. So you've got to show strength.

@lilo.e9285

4 жыл бұрын

No but really, who even carries cash anymore.

@aishasarr1563

4 жыл бұрын

@@aeromotex True.. Someone broke my friends arm because he was smarter than him.

@oldbadname3633

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, I didnt have much trouble with high school. Middle school was like a Game of Thrones though.

The fact that nobody in the comments are mentioning the random ass music in the end covering the video makes me think I’m going crazy

@appalochian

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe the ending had copyrighted music or something? 😭 I'm looking for comments like this too

@ligokleftis

4 жыл бұрын

danny used to use a copyrighted song at the end of all of his vids but he got striked and had to go back and replace the endings of all of those videos w royalty free music

@poopyfartlover313

4 жыл бұрын

He got a copyright strike for copyright music and he had to replace all the music

@hockey-eh5rb

4 жыл бұрын

Haha Danny got copyrighted for a song at the end of a lot of his videos, so he had to put weird music so he could still make money

@jerrythegnome7688

4 жыл бұрын

Same exact thing happened with pyrocinical

"In a room made of.. cinderblocks?" Don't even pretend like you've never seen a poor school where the rooms were just painted cinderblocks

@readtheroom831

Жыл бұрын

Right! My schools were like all made of them 😅

Danny: if you're over 26, you shouldn't be trying so hard to appeal to teenagers. Every YA author ever: shocked Pikachu face

@muffinator1239

Жыл бұрын

LMAO. There are LOTS of good YA writers though.

@sadie1606

Жыл бұрын

Right? I'm 26 and I wanna appeal to someone..older lmao

As someone who wasn't the most athletic and had a very low endurance, everyone cheering for you while you're the last to finish is the worst feeling in the world

@RandomPerson-xy6lx

2 жыл бұрын

Yes it’s the worst but I’d like to think I tried my best to run a mile :)

@tiacat11

2 жыл бұрын

Oh god now I feel awful because I was totally the tryhard who finished asap and tried to cheer for the less athletic kids because I wanted them to feel supported ;-;

@music9521

2 жыл бұрын

I mean it's gotta be better than people bullying you while you're last to finish.

@MidnighttArtz

2 жыл бұрын

I dunno you're kinda lucky. at my school they straight up bully and taunt you and get Aggravated at you if you don't finish early. I have asthma so it's hard for me to run distances like that I'd a short amount of time and being bullied makes me just give up so I'd love to be supported

@tiacat11

2 жыл бұрын

@@MidnighttArtz From here on out I am astral projecting onto the side of the track to cheer you on and tell you you're doing a great job! Asthma is really difficult to work through and it's not really fair that what's easy for some kids isn't easy for you, but I see you out there on the track, and I see you not giving up, and I'm proud of you for keeping going, even as it seems so hard!

“...And he takes off his braces” *excuse me, he what now?*

@aswarmofbees5009

3 жыл бұрын

fr 😭😂

@DeltaOfNothing

3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes because braces are definitely not glued to ur now very sensitive teeth. I think if I tried to do that I would pull out all my teeth lol

@thepigking1022

3 жыл бұрын

Xx.Delta not even really glued they use that teeth cement stuff that stuff doesn’t just get off your teeth well they actually grind it off after braces are off

@DeltaOfNothing

3 жыл бұрын

thepigking 10 yeah I didn’t really know how to explain the stuff, I had them for a few years and honestly the stuff never moved. I have no clue how my teeth are basically undamaged lol

@scarletwitchsimp7074

3 жыл бұрын

My uncle actually did that twice and now his teeth are fine but i don’t recommend doing that, you could get seriously injured

honestly i would watch these highschool skits a lot when i was around the 5th to 7th grade so i could have an idea of what my teenage years would be like. i always imagined high school to function like the youtube/vine skits. god was i wrong

2018 danny: that would suck if i started getting white hairs soon 2022 danny:

Why did the bully come out of the bathroom looking like Halsey 3:56

@user-eo2cf2xr2d

4 жыл бұрын

pola lola don't do halsey like that

@anyalaASMR

4 жыл бұрын

💀💀💀

@g4brielle1598

4 жыл бұрын

time stamp?

@tea-xd2pw

4 жыл бұрын

gabrielle grijalva WATCHTHEVISISISIWIOSOEODIEOIEJEJEJEJEIEUE

@rayyavocado

4 жыл бұрын

gabrielle grijalva 3:56 lmaoooo😭

Nobody: Lele Pons Bully: *I am once again asking for your financial support.*

@c_testtt

3 жыл бұрын

Just saying before you comment because somethings similar is in the comments sorry I didn’t check

@jimmnotjames5235

3 жыл бұрын

Damn, didn't know the bully was the IRS

@acekenny9339

3 жыл бұрын

@@jimmnotjames5235 just call one of the 10 numbers advertised on the nature channels so you don't owe money to them.

@therivals4961

3 жыл бұрын

Yep

@louloudaki_

2 жыл бұрын

gidiwkdknsjj

I started crying when Danny talked about how underfunded his theatre program was compared to his rivals’. Definitely hit close to home ):

Now to be fair the rivalry for my high school got pretty crazy… right before the football game between us, a few of us burned a shirt of the other school on the field to hype us up before

@calistaj2284

Жыл бұрын

Usually we don't really have any rivalries of other schools because the high school is a mixture of all the districts you were from combined.

Lele Pons seems like the kind of girl who was never bullied in school because she _was_ the bully This comment blew the *fuck* up like 2 weeks after I wrote it and I can't tell how many of these people are lele pons fans, or if lele pons has any fans at all

@billysbasement2520

5 жыл бұрын

Lele pons the wrestler

@parislily9570

5 жыл бұрын

Nah she’s that one kid that everyone bullies and she doesn’t even realise she’s being bullied

@isabellav1271

5 жыл бұрын

The Swagmaster General,lele has been bullied for having a big nose and that's why she got surgery

@caustic9947

5 жыл бұрын

I've learned so many things about Lele Pons because of this comment.

@caustic9947

5 жыл бұрын

@@elizabethtep1902 my green son... so talented

Bully: **'bullies'** Lele: Stop that.

@whytho8856

4 жыл бұрын

bully: oH oKaY

@alittlebitd3ad

4 жыл бұрын

Lele: NoW pUt yoUr BrAceS bAcK iN

@G0rrister

4 жыл бұрын

flashes back to STOP THAT video

@taiyorenai7690

4 жыл бұрын

Moltenlava :D [GREG] Lele has clearly learned from the Dobre brothers

@ambersomething1693

4 жыл бұрын

Matxha tea owl *cue Cody and Noels song*

“It would really suck if I started getting white hair soon”- Danny absolutely rocking his grey streak in the new videos

I'm here from the future. It wasn't your dogs hair.

Steps On How Not To Get Bullied. 1. Be the bully 2. And join Greg

@scrunklymansoren

4 жыл бұрын

3. burn the school down

@bearplaysstuff580

4 жыл бұрын

4 Get a boyfriend to kill 3 bullies 5. Frame it as suicide 6. Blow up school

@RedLee20

4 жыл бұрын

1. prepare freezer 2. get bully 3. _shove bully in freezee_

@WakiKat

4 жыл бұрын

Gosh the replies are gruesome 😂 I love it

@Gray-ve9qt

4 жыл бұрын

1. Find a bully 2. kindly ask him/her to stop 3. be best friends forever and make fun of people 4. idk I just felt like making it an even number

bully: *bullies kid* Lele: stop *BULLY RATE DROPS TO 0%*

@johndover8471

4 жыл бұрын

👏

@xenarthi

4 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

@TheSaiyanPrincess89

4 жыл бұрын

If he had started bullying Lele instead, that would have been the perfect ending.

@alexparaskeuopoulos4169

4 жыл бұрын

Stop having asthma symptoms h Just breathe

@wrenoko

4 жыл бұрын

*Ah yes, all bullies have dropped dead.*

"it would suck if I started getting white hair soon" (FORESHADOWING)

The one part about Danny saying “We all had that one gym teacher that was physically abuse and made kids with crippling disabilities run the mile” actually hit home because it’s true… I’ve had a spine disease my entire life, for ten years I’d been going to the doctor asking them what was wrong with my back and only last year did they say “oh you have a disease and you need surgery fast”. Turns out I had stage four spondylolisthesis almost spondyloptosis, I got surgery last summer for it and am now recovering, but I cringe whenever I remember how I described my intense chronic pain to gym teachers or other teachers and they’d literally mock me for it. Saying it was because I was over weight and I need to exercise so it goes away, saying I was weak and lazy. Well guess what, exercise and stretching actually made the disease worse. And I wasn’t hurting because I was overweight, I’m overweight because I was in constant intense spinal pain. In short, the medical system in the USA is wack, and if you have chronic pain that for some reason others (even your parents and doctors and teachers and closest friends) think is made up because you’re “lazy”. Don’t listen to them. Keep fighting until someone finally listens to you. Sorry for the rant lol, thanks for reading.

It's a video by adults about high school kids for middle school kids

@CristianMartinez-xl8lc

5 жыл бұрын

*Elementary kids

@samiam4130

5 жыл бұрын

Technically yeah

@kentbent1472

5 жыл бұрын

*air quotes* "ITS TOTALLY BELIEVABLE"

@jayjay62566

5 жыл бұрын

This is so meta woOW

@GhostOfTheUchiha999

5 жыл бұрын

For middle school kids, seen by elementary school kids

I, a homeschooled student, can definitely relate to these 27 year olds pretending to be traumatized high schoolers when we all know damn well they were probably the ones giving people shit

@clarelickona836

6 жыл бұрын

The Random World Of Lucas Jack hey homeschool squad

@shaniyalopes-thompson8470

6 жыл бұрын

Right?😂 It’s so obvious that 99% of these KZreadrs who pretend high school was horrible for them were actually the stuck up ‘popular’ kids.

@superstarlive.

6 жыл бұрын

I’m homeschooled too, and yesterday my cat was pretty mean to me. Am I being bullied? Should I speak out about this?

@Noah-rq3xt

6 жыл бұрын

uRGh I wish i was homeschooled.... school fking sucks

@robbiesnow8093

6 жыл бұрын

my favourite fucking comment

0:30 oh danny if only you knew this was the start of your silver fox era

It’s funny that he says in the intro he’s noticed white hairs but thought it was his dogs hairs - fast forward 4 years and he’s got very noticeable white streaks in his hair. But he’s definitely rocking it!

Vultures really are a problem near high schools. Vultures are definitely animals that feed on living creatures and not on carcasses. So scary.

@marvelousmisty8433

5 жыл бұрын

An_Annoying_Cat cause my high school is super weird (and perhaps extremely cheap) we have vultures near our school. I’m gonna pray tomorrow

@nope7260

5 жыл бұрын

Welp I’m fine cause IM AUSTRALIAN SO WE HAS NO VULTURESS

@elvingearmasterirma7241

5 жыл бұрын

@@nope7260 You only have swooping season

@SilverGummiShark

5 жыл бұрын

Funny thing, there would always be an increase in turkey buzzards flying around over our college campus during midterms and finals. I'm pretty sure it was more to do with the time of year but we always joked the cramming had done somebody in.

@gachalexiloo987

5 жыл бұрын

IKR??? ITS SO *ScArY*

"Getting older can be tough," says the guy that is eternally 13

@Cat-fq3pt

3 жыл бұрын

physically too

@faithkincaid

3 жыл бұрын

@@Cat-fq3pt no honey. ur thinking “ internally”. they mean looking 13 forever.

@Cat-fq3pt

3 жыл бұрын

@@faithkincaid man im not a native english speaker😭😭

@James-Salty-Sunderland

2 жыл бұрын

@@Cat-fq3pt its ok noone is perfect :)

@taytakesthedub

2 жыл бұрын

@@faithkincaid HELP THAT SOUNDS SO PASSIVE AGRESSIVE IM NOT OKAY 😭🙏

nothing like old danny videos to end my day on a good note. good evening to all

@lisadeleeuw717

Жыл бұрын

Im over here watching at 23:00 😅

@Kristianalexis1

7 ай бұрын

I’m late to this comment but hi 👋

Danny talking sarcastically on how all the stereotypes are relatable meanwhile my experience in highschool 4 years ago had pretty much every stereotype. And the making the whole class do something over again cause one kid didn't do it was a terrible fucking punishment wtf dude

These people who still make high school videos do it because they never progressed. They're 26 but they've never had to get a real job or do anything relatable to other 26 year olds, so they go back to the last shared experience they can draw from before they got vine famous or whatever.

@TacticusPrime

4 жыл бұрын

This is actually insightful and kinda sad.

@sleepykitty1745

4 жыл бұрын

Also this is probably where they were in their prime. You can't tell me Lele Pons wasn't one of the popular kids who want to come of as unpopular, because it's more "relatable", but really being unpopular sucks and she doesn't even know what that means.

@koltonnanninga905

4 жыл бұрын

Literal definition of "peaked in high school"

@blounesky1658

4 жыл бұрын

I was actually thinking the same thing

@wyattmichaelproductions

4 жыл бұрын

Wow. Well put

i've had a heat stroke before and i can confirm the person closest to me turned into a wizard

@amie4090

3 жыл бұрын

Omg same!

@moonlightdream2699

3 жыл бұрын

We all really had the same pe experiences

@I_love_balls69

3 жыл бұрын

Omg that happened to me Soo many times 🤣

@AdolfPotter

3 жыл бұрын

Nah man my friend didn't become a wizard instead I became a chicken

@dambles

3 жыл бұрын

@@AdolfPotter oh

"it would suck if I started getting white hairs soon" *cough cough*

12:06 Its funny cause my school and our rival's relationship was like super toxic. There was a lot of bullying explained by the fact that they're one school seperated in two buildings : a big one and a smaller/cheaper one. Also, the rivalery was happening every wednesday pm since they mixed up the two schools to do activities "together". Pretty wild for an elementary school.

@cattc6946

Жыл бұрын

It was an elementary school!? 😭😭

You know who is your high school bully 99% of the time *actually* is? • a toxic friend. • a really smart kid who thinks they’re better than everyone else cuz they take AP classes. • that one teacher who has some sort of vendetta against you that you will never find out why they hate you. You most likely just resemble their 3rd spouse they divorced. • jimmy tatro if you’re in any movie about high school.

@erducks624

4 жыл бұрын

Or u told that teacher you wouldn’t date him 🥴😂

@ruby9150

4 жыл бұрын

Jas mine are my toxic friends that i have been stuck with for 8 years😂😂😂😂😂😂

@kichiuwu1258

4 жыл бұрын

@@erducks624 wtf

@junotaylorthetrans1064

4 жыл бұрын

Wait, what about a footballer that is more athletic than you and is jealous because your family life is stable?

@erducks624

4 жыл бұрын

kichi uwu dont mind me 😂😂🥴

no one: bully: tAkeS oFf BrAcES

@eldritchabomination9726

5 жыл бұрын

Casually peeling of braces. A classic bully maneuver

@fawnieee

5 жыл бұрын

@@eldritchabomination9726 I used to have braces and that made me cringe so very hard.

@eldritchabomination9726

5 жыл бұрын

@@fawnieee since you've had braces, can you confirm that the brackets are literally GLUED ON to your teeth?

@fawnieee

5 жыл бұрын

@@eldritchabomination9726 I can, in fact, the glue they use is so strong that they literally have to sand paper it off with a machine (not painful just feels strange) in order to remove it! I'm pretty sure ripping it off, if you somehow have the strength to, like shown in this video would also remove a few teeth too, that stuff sticks on no matter what you do.

@minnesotagirlslife7733

5 жыл бұрын

Raeleene Snider Can also confirm, as I still have braces,

13:31 wait but vultures are scavengers. They only eat dead creatures

@husnarabegum8925

Жыл бұрын

Wow, lore, he was a ghost?

@mari-with-a-gun

Жыл бұрын

@@husnarabegum8925 not incorporeal creatures, dead creatures. The lore is that they’re undead.

0:34 this didn’t age well

@decimace

Жыл бұрын

True lmao, his current hair looks amazing tho

@NyanCatzzz

Жыл бұрын

NOOO HE CUT THE WAVES OFF 😭

@NyanCatzzz

Жыл бұрын

@@brickhead3161 IK BUT IT MIGHT TAKE A WHILE AND I LIKE HIS WAVY HAIR

@Gafafsg

Жыл бұрын

@@NyanCatzzz it took literally two months, and it’s not your hair anyway

Kid: *rips his braces off like a bandaid* Me, who had braces for like 3 years: I’ve been lied to my whole life......

@glyxxe6430

4 жыл бұрын

yee

@r.s.t9432

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@naan000

4 жыл бұрын

How do you even get a hold on them? Maybe I’m just really weak but I can’t even grab my brackets or anything

@rat_dragon

4 жыл бұрын

Lol I'm sure that's relatable. Not for me, though, as I've never had braces and I probably will never need them 😁

@cerysxox

4 жыл бұрын

@@rat_dragon lucky 😭

* rips braces out* ... * gums bleeding and my teeth on the floor * *oh*

@c_testtt

3 жыл бұрын

I literally stopped scrolling to see this 😂

@mrh8142

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr ouch that's not how braces work!!

@zoroverse8358

3 жыл бұрын

Mary Huzl i mean... when i removed my braces my dentist took tongs and ripped them off. You cant rip them off with only your hands tho.

@mrh8142

3 жыл бұрын

@@zoroverse8358 yeah that's what my dentist did too. I'm just saying that an inexperienced kid ripping them all off at once in the school bathroom has gotta hurt

@simplicityiguess

3 жыл бұрын

@@mrh8142 they are probably retainers cuz I have them and they don’t hurt when you take them out

i love the end of danny's old videos bc its like "anyways, thats the lesson for today! be yourself and if you're tw- *THE FARMER AND THE DELL ABSOLUTELY BLASTS*"

spoke this into existence 0:24

danny could probably actually pull this off because he looks like he's a high schooler

@cupriferouscatalyst3708

4 жыл бұрын

Ironically you're probably right

@lizzy4716

4 жыл бұрын

But then you look at the old videos of him in college and he looks like a fetus

@sneezecakexx

4 жыл бұрын

@@kansascity1338 hi again

@sneezecakexx

4 жыл бұрын

@@kansascity1338 do you remember me

@kansascity1338

4 жыл бұрын

@@sneezecakexx hey :D

"Anyways, that's the lesson for today. Be yourself and if you're-" _DOO DDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DO DO DOOOOOOOO DO DOOOOOOO DO DO DOOOOOOOOOO_

@sheperdmonsoonvods

3 жыл бұрын

Finally, someone else noticed

@pinkpanther8147

3 жыл бұрын

XD

@florrie.6377

3 жыл бұрын

all his old videos end like this because he used to have a cute outro song, but it got a copyright infringement notice and he was forced to replace the audio at the end of every video.

@pinkpanther8147

3 жыл бұрын

Oh

@redactado5839

3 жыл бұрын

@@florrie.6377 Which song?

My middle school PE teacher refused to accept my doctor note, my doctor phone call, and my multiple mom visits trying to get me out of running the mile because I had significant tendon damage in my knees. The teacher just didn't believe I could have so much damage so young. So yeah, that was actually super relatable for me. I know this video is 5 years old but I'm chronically ill/disabled and watch Danny on bad pain days and that moment hit extra hard this time.

I'm here rewatching this from the future (2023). Danny, you have white hair in 2022 and then shave your head. Both actually look pretty cool.

Danny *jokingly*: “imagine a teacher making a child with a disability run!” My school: 👁👄👁

@bartsimpson7935

3 жыл бұрын

I know right I think we go to the same school!

@karbicc-9442

3 жыл бұрын

was thinking about that too the "one mile" depiction of a gym teacher is basically every gym teacher ive had

@meperd0nas172

3 жыл бұрын

they make me run the mile even though i’ve told the school before that i have severe asthma. so- that’s cool.

@crucko4099

3 жыл бұрын

@@meperd0nas172 I got asthma, not severe, at the beginning of the year I didn't want to do sport because of my attacks, but then I started getting fit and it's really fun doing exercise, now with quarantine, I'm gonna have to start over and I know it's gonna be dreadful but it'll be worth it.

@hufflepuffhorcrux3269

3 жыл бұрын

I actually got made to do hurdles not long after I’d broke 2 bones in my arm and I did have a cast and sling (and an operation) 👀

Wait... he TAKES OFF HIS BRACES? Aren’t those things like, cemented onto your teeth?!

@ErinLastNameRedacted

4 жыл бұрын

Those kind are. Invisalign and its competitors are removable.

@emsa5034

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe it was metaphorical

@fivesmckean

4 жыл бұрын

yes they fricking are. and painful as heck when you get them stuck in something that tugs at them even a little bit. his teeth should have been ripped out man

@ajquimby5729

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly what I was thinking for my braces they shined this laser at the glue on the brackets to dry them

@oikawaponyo6591

4 жыл бұрын

nah dude hes hulk but mean

0:35 oh little does he know

@chimppower2748

2 ай бұрын

That’s what I thought 😂

Love the quiet music at the end

Danny : looks like he is in high school Also Danny : ALREADY MARRIED

@moonlight-no3os

3 жыл бұрын

@Davin Murph?

@Mopsspoof

3 жыл бұрын

Isabella Gorman yep, he looks so damn young like WHAT

@MamaMOB

3 жыл бұрын

BAntony what? Can you speak in English? I mean SMH means my head so why did you say it twice? Young face would still be Danny because it’s HIS face so…

@madelinepaige1269

3 жыл бұрын

Morgan O'Brien-Bledsoe r/woosh

@dontbotherbella2234

3 жыл бұрын

Why is it that the most fights happen in the replies

This is why movies about teens should have at least 2 teens helping with writing, seeing if it's actually realistic. Not a bunch of 30-40 year olds writing "Hey, nerd! Give me your lunch money, you dork!"

@blaxidii7360

2 жыл бұрын

Isn’t that… mugging?

@hat7475

2 жыл бұрын

@@blaxidii7360 well-

@tiacat11

2 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure I have said "Hey, nerd! Give me your lunch money, you dork!" to one of my friends verbatim. It's so completely nonthreatening it loops into being affectionate.

@AnnoyingTiger888

2 жыл бұрын

I agree! Who thought it was a good idea to let 30 year olds write about current day high school or worse, try to pretend to be a high schooler lmao it's so obvious they're not that it's funny and I can't focus on the actual media.

@jaymevosburgh3660

2 жыл бұрын

I never even heard anyone say that sorta thing back 30-40 years ago lol

we didn't really have bullies at my high school b/c everyone was super focused on their GPA and we were all assholes.

@666_cthulhu

Жыл бұрын

tbh bullying never looked like that even at my super overcrowded public schools. it was always your ‘friends’ slowly wearing you down with insults and then saying ‘just kidding’ as though that makes it okay and then you’re researching plastic surgery at age 12 because your peers made you fucking hate yourself before you were even a teenager. or maybe that was just me idk edit: that’s not to say that classic hollywood bullying never existed tho. my grandma went to school in the ‘60s and ‘70s, and her classmates always did stereotypical bully shit like knocking her books out of her hands and blatantly insulting her appearance (in a non-joking way i mean). they probly would’ve harassed her for money too if she’d had any

Foreshadowing be like:

2018 danny: "everyone above 26 should be put do death immediately" 2020 danny: *sweats nervously*

@blackwrld7366

3 жыл бұрын

Nervousiously*

@bananad9659

3 жыл бұрын

@@blackwrld7366 im sorry lol english isn't my first language

@blackwrld7366

3 жыл бұрын

@@bananad9659 omg I was just kidding😂

@blackwrld7366

3 жыл бұрын

@@bananad9659 you’re right

@goldendoodle252

3 жыл бұрын

@@bananad9659 appreciate the profile picture and reference with your name lol

How do you just rip *off* braces!?!?!?!

@lilyplayz_yt

5 жыл бұрын

Cad Candy you would probably damage your teeth, very badly. Because the brackets are firmly fastened to your teeth.

@Nicole-gi5tj

5 жыл бұрын

Oh, you just rip off your teeth 👍🏻

@lilyplayz_yt

5 жыл бұрын

Nicole Plewicka That must be fun

@roseschauer6337

5 жыл бұрын

Cad Candy my dad’s friend did it every time he was at his house

@lilyplayz_yt

5 жыл бұрын

Ellie The cheerleader He probably had a retainer, because you’re supposed to be able to take out retainers.

"It would suck if i start getting white hairs pretty soon"

11:57 no, but in elementary school on like field trips and stuff you’d kinda like… stink eye the other schools. Nobody said anything. Just pure unbridled animosity between a bunch of 10 year olds who had never even met each other.

Why did that bully come out of the bathroom looking like Halsey tho

@name-ip8ih

5 жыл бұрын

Emily E B lmao I didn't even notice

@cheyenneskye715

5 жыл бұрын

Emily E B lmao ew

@zai1169

5 жыл бұрын

OMG I didn't even notice 😂😂

@ItsXochitlBaby

5 жыл бұрын

Emily E B IT WASNT HER!?!?!?

@okradiowise

5 жыл бұрын

IM IN TEARS

Seriously though, imagine being a guy in high school who gets bullied, then showing up to school with eyeliner. You'd get bullied harder than ever before.

@yeesus7050

2 жыл бұрын

Fighting for his life in the group chat 😭✋

@rainbowcattail3367

2 жыл бұрын

Jokes on you, half the people in my school wear rainbow socks, thick shiny silver and black eye liner, fingerless gloves, giant spiky boots, and mostly black, or rainbow clothing. What the actual catnip. Edit: oh, and like 1000 decorative pins

@exist4046

2 жыл бұрын

@@rainbowcattail3367 god I wanna go there

@hat7475

2 жыл бұрын

@@rainbowcattail3367 HNNNNNNNGGG 💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥 school name drop- _NOW_ (jk- pls don't if it's unsafe,,,,, thought I wouldn't mind if it was DMs-)

@hellworm

2 жыл бұрын

@@rainbowcattail3367 god i wanna meet them all

In my high school nobody ever even used cash it was all done with checks made out to the school or the parents going straight to the school… never once did I ever see cash being used

Danny in this video: "it would suck if i started getting white hairs pretty soon" Danny now: "what's up Greg! look at all this white hair I've got!"

Fun fact: a middle school in my town (not the one I went to) had a gym teacher that forced a kid with a heart condition to run and the kid ended up dying

@coral8164

3 жыл бұрын

omg this is so sad! my preyers goes to their family

@krunchykat9249

3 жыл бұрын

Holy fuck. I hope that teacher lives with that regret for the rest of his life. Wtf is wrong with people?

@gabbiehannahsmentalbreakdo3887

3 жыл бұрын

Omg noooo!!

@briannaolson469

3 жыл бұрын

thats not a fun fact thats a morbid and sad fact

@Cloud_Kins

3 жыл бұрын

@@thelovelyhufflepuff1944 oh they definitely got firef

"What's up Greg it's me Danny" What's up Danny it's me Greg

@carolinedodd6631

3 жыл бұрын

i love your pfp so much

@ferdavila4560

3 жыл бұрын

@@carolinedodd6631 THANK YOU SO MUCH YOU MADE MY ENTIRE WEEK 😭

@carolinedodd6631

3 жыл бұрын

@@ferdavila4560 your so welcomeeeeee❤️❤️❤️

@aviadabest

3 жыл бұрын

😐

@kyle-tx9rr

3 жыл бұрын

Smart

danny in this video: haha it would be crazy if i was going gray already! danny now: ...well you see- (love the video dude! you rock and i think the gray streak is cool!)

“It would suck if I started getting white hairs pretty soon” flash forward to his recent videos where he has some gray hair💀😂

Ah yes, ripping out your braces because your parents wouldn't freak out with how expensive that is, and because you would be able to actually pull them off your teeth to begin with

@sneakysnek572

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that stuff’s glued on there really well. Either this kid somehow is a trained dental professional with super strength that can remove braces in the bathroom safely, or he has the shittiest orthodontist ever

@newmoonwithface

3 жыл бұрын

not to mention getting a grip on the thin metal with bare fingers

@isabellajeffs9351

3 жыл бұрын

Fr I've been trying to get min off for years and they're on there good

@cicingel3473

3 жыл бұрын

@@isabellajeffs9351 you're trying to get your braces off by yourself for years? What?

@isabellajeffs9351

3 жыл бұрын

@@cicingel3473 Yeah, long story short, my mom's a deadbeat and never took me to get them off and get a retainer, and by now they're just the brackets bc the wire and bands came off

Am I supposed to ignore the fact that the “bully” just took off his braces?? No dentist needed lol

@raindoesntexist99

5 жыл бұрын

Yes. Yes, you are.

@briannaplymel402

5 жыл бұрын

Slime_ 123 parently you are.

@kiahjones1746

5 жыл бұрын

They are fake

@camryn333

5 жыл бұрын

kiah jones I know but in the video they are supposed to be real

@abigailjensen3595

5 жыл бұрын

You’d be surprised of how easy it is to take them off.

1:18 yes this happens alot (beside the vlogging) my school calls them old boys and they turn up to heaps of events and yes its very weird

When I was 13 my mom would find and rip out gray hairs in my head😭

@razzywaggydaggy69

8 ай бұрын

What the fuck 😭

Danny turns 26 in less than two months. He will be missed. Edit: June 12th, 2020. Today is the day boys and girls. Danny is turning 26. It's a shame that he has to be put to death immediately but the law is the law.

@sydperkins4083

4 жыл бұрын

F

@AnthemPlays

4 жыл бұрын

F

@loveangel114

4 жыл бұрын

F

@_daturaa

4 жыл бұрын

F

@Flo-kv8kv

4 жыл бұрын

F

Hi Greg I'm a kid just like you!!!

@IvanaV_

6 жыл бұрын

Danny Gonzalez hello greg

@NadeemAhmad-zj4pk

6 жыл бұрын

wow

@yungdiabete2074

6 жыл бұрын

Danny Gonzalez play fortnite with me please

@sarahgreen1447

6 жыл бұрын

LOL

@stanans7939

6 жыл бұрын

LOVE ME DANNY

i actually did have a gym teacher that made disabled kids run the mile

@Razzaroola

Жыл бұрын

Homestuck

the building for my major in college has mostly cinderblock classrooms. shit was depressing lol

The gym coach has the power to expel students but doesn’t know the word expulsion E X P E L A T I O N

@azzpine2323

4 жыл бұрын

I thought he said exspelliumus

@chocolatefloof8859

4 жыл бұрын

@@azzpine2323 no it was expelliarmus

@Spoof27

4 жыл бұрын

E X P E L A T I O NNNNNNNNNNNNNN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

@susiepilled

4 жыл бұрын

@@chocolatefloof8859 nO It WaS eXtRuLlIsIaMfAbRiCmEnT-

@_eko_ill.1779

4 жыл бұрын

EX-SU-RU-SPO-LO-SHIN

Netflix: let’s make a movie about high schoolers! Who should we cast? What about Morgan freeman!

@tonywebert8326

3 жыл бұрын

Nah, David Spade

@drawfulanimations3253

3 жыл бұрын

not to forget Bruce Willis

@MariaTex3

2 жыл бұрын

Morgan Freeman is always an acceptable option. Listen to his smooth voice

@awwcrickets7957

2 жыл бұрын

He can play a principal. He already did in lean on me

@gabriellaamaya7645

2 жыл бұрын

Morgan Freeman: “I’m a high schooler!” Morgan Freeman voiceover: “He was, in fact, *n o t* a high schooler.

Me in high school: is completely silent and minds my own business - other high schoolers: also is completely silent and minds there own business

9:36 i think a kid at my school saw the same thing before he jumped out of the window

Lele: *bullies kindergartners Principal: Lele stop Lele: iTs Ok iM lAtInA

@tophatinpfp8429

4 жыл бұрын

🅱️🆎tIN🆎

@unnamed_rayan7877

4 жыл бұрын

Teacher in my school punish bullies...EXCEPT WHEN IT'S ME! Also my teacher said videogames are like drugs. What the fuck

@MidnightWanderer00

4 жыл бұрын

@@unnamed_rayan7877 your teacher is 100% a bad boomer stereotype.

@unnamed_rayan7877

4 жыл бұрын

@@MidnightWanderer00 i know

@claire-wv9ii

4 жыл бұрын

ME EEE 🤣🤣🤣

Nobody: h- Lele pons: IM LATINA

@grandpapapapapapa

5 жыл бұрын

Yep, but i love her. ❤

@burnttoast794

5 жыл бұрын

She is a mean bitch to everyone for some reason but I love her content

@jeltje50

5 жыл бұрын

I didn't know nobody had an actual voice and could talk.

@purplelemonjuice9106

5 жыл бұрын

ಠ_ಠ mmmmm~ ok

@sorceressy2k1

5 жыл бұрын

You know your bored when you watch Lele Pons' content

"it would suck if I start getting grey hairs soon"- Danny Gonzalez only a few years before it happened

"it would suck if I started getting white hair soon" FORESHADOWING

Danny: A video made for highschool kids, about highschool kids, not made by highschool kids Me: **cough** **cough** Disney channel **cough**

@inhale2851

5 жыл бұрын

bro same

@lunalover2874

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@sagebian

4 жыл бұрын

High school musical

@R41NY430

4 жыл бұрын

Luna The_Wolf446 because they use 12 year olds to play the role of high schoolers no seriously I mean this was when I used to watch Disney but still

@anshuldinger1425

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

“Expelation!” Sounds like the gym coach is casting a spell on those totally-not-old high school students

@clouds5894

3 жыл бұрын

Expeliarmus is what you remembered but that spell can also be...dangerous, very dangerous.

@isabellep

3 жыл бұрын

@@clouds5894 no they are talking about what the gym teacher said not expelliarmus

@rolyat5526

3 жыл бұрын

Well he is a wizard

@najmunnisa1294

3 жыл бұрын

I heard Expelliarmus ._.

@zachballou6782

3 жыл бұрын

The spell makes you stay in high school forever.

This is funny because Danny now has gray hairs

"it sure would suck if I started getting white hairs soon!" I have bad news for you 2018 Danny...

I feel like trying to change the bully is how women end up in abusive relationships....

@kansascity1338

4 жыл бұрын

BIG BRAIN

@discomacabre1

4 жыл бұрын

yikes

@kansascity1338

4 жыл бұрын

@@discomacabre1 but its true

@tovi3280

4 жыл бұрын

69th like eyyyy And men too lol

@Aqsa_Qureshi

4 жыл бұрын

I shouldn't have laughed to that. Oops

I can't look at my old high school without pooping either.

@kayleebrown2900

6 жыл бұрын

Danny??

@lansterphillips6843

6 жыл бұрын

Mrs Space Cadet why ou trying to expose Danny

@JakeTheHawk

6 жыл бұрын

It's really awkward for me because I basically live next door to mine.

@MrsSpaceCadet

6 жыл бұрын

Lanster Phillips he's a horrible person and needs to be exposed for being a cult leader 😂😂😂

@samuelanderson9416

6 жыл бұрын

Thats why I take detours if Im about to drive past my highschool

The video also implies that all bullies are relatable. They're not, some people are just assholes.

I love turning on the captions and knowing what he actually says where he puts music like that at the end, (istg he's done it more than once)

@just_a_silly_little_guy

11 ай бұрын

He had to put royalty free music over the end of a bunch of his vids cuz the Sandman lo-fi remix he used to have as his outro got all of his older videos copyright stricken and taken down until he fixed it.

@caseyhansen7910

11 ай бұрын

@@just_a_silly_little_guy makes sense