People: What a majestic animal. Stag: I WANNA SMAAAAASH. I HAVE A BONEEEEER.

@haillobster7154

4 жыл бұрын

With a voice and build like that, he's still majestic.

@kyotra

4 жыл бұрын

Oh goddamnit why did I read that, now I noticed he is _literally_ ready to go.

@johnnyb620

4 жыл бұрын

This stag been watching too much Lion King.

@haillobster7154

4 жыл бұрын

@@johnnyb620 Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnn yooooooouuuuuuuu feeel the LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE tooooniiiight!!!

@TwelveGaugeSamurai

4 жыл бұрын

Dude, Im dying!! Someone should dub that in! 🤣🤣🤣

Sure, when HE does it, it's "majestic".

@gunther1454

3 жыл бұрын

Of course

@tacom0nsta658

3 жыл бұрын

im sure you have a good voice as well

@i_am_tomatosoup

3 жыл бұрын

@@tacom0nsta658 That was the most wholesome joke I’ve ever read on KZread. God bless you Nabil.

@flarion00

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

@Ena48145

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

This is definitely his battle cry. I can see he's swinging his sword.

@kaykyum

2 ай бұрын

BYE

@TheWary0ne-vs3xt

Ай бұрын

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

@brooklynnchick

Ай бұрын

Yikes! 😳

@PonikoRoblox

Ай бұрын

Wheeze

@freelands8355

Ай бұрын

Doe: You ain't impressing this doe big boy

it's crazy how I can watch this video and notice nothing other than this creature's majestic roar, and the moment I glance at the comment section Im watching this video again unable to look away

@rayromano6249

2 ай бұрын

Get help 👍

@brakiska

Ай бұрын

@@rayromano6249 you do get its a joke?

@TheLoneGamr

Ай бұрын

@@rayromano6249r/woosh

"They lied to me. There are no hot singles in this area, just some dude with a camera. Man this sucks"

@thatonedude9269

4 жыл бұрын

If you're horny and alone with a human holding a camera, you already know what you have to do

@cartoonishidealism582

4 жыл бұрын

*Dude with a camera:* First of all, I have feelings”

@TheBlackKnight1o1

4 жыл бұрын

@@thatonedude9269 "Hi I'm Chris Hansen, why don't you take a seat?" "AUUUUUUUORGH"

@MrAerisgloris

4 жыл бұрын

Hello, simple Jack

@tonytony6945

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂👍🏾

10% of the comments: "What a majestic roar" the other 90%: *"Shlong"*

@taper2k-kingtape750

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@kenjamarticus

4 жыл бұрын

😆

@danishday6954

4 жыл бұрын

Schlorny

@nathanmcdaniel5714

4 жыл бұрын

Shlong xxxxxxxl

@hamiltonchampagne5025

4 жыл бұрын

LMFAO!!! 🤣😂

Not just the uncontrollable screaming, but the uncontrollable red rocket, I feel this deer in the cockles of my heart.

@IsraelLlerena

Жыл бұрын

RED ROCKET OMGGGGG

@thewarrior313

Жыл бұрын

Cock-els 😂

@lostwsbf

9 ай бұрын

It's completely controlled. It isn't out and bouncing around because he is horny. He is doing it to wet himself and his territory of his scent.

@vatoloco5815

9 ай бұрын

That deer puts the cock in your cockles

@marjorjorietillman856

8 ай бұрын

Simmer down, Mr. Musty!!😂

Cameraman: "Let's get some pictures of nature." Nature: "H O R N Y T I M E"

@WhitesAreCringe

Ай бұрын

White humour at it's finest 🤡

@YukiPyro

4 сағат бұрын

​@@WhitesAreCringe And you're a racist with zero humor. 😅

If I saw some guy roaring and waving his shlong at me, I'd be terrified too.

@pbase36

4 жыл бұрын

Or turned on, if you were in heat. And a deer.

@spookyspaghetti788

4 жыл бұрын

Nö

@reegs.09

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@this_is_gold_leader2229

4 жыл бұрын

I’m dead with how he used the term...”shlong” 😂😂😂😂😂

@JuiceBox22

4 жыл бұрын

I can do the helicopter with mine

He is READY for BUSINESS.

@wolfydz1239

4 жыл бұрын

Do you mean FUCK

@odessa4854

4 жыл бұрын

The user name is everything

@danielwinkler3029

4 жыл бұрын

Wobble wobble

@EnchantedSmellyWolf

4 жыл бұрын

@@wolfydz1239 Do you even WHIP?

@wolfydz1239

4 жыл бұрын

@@EnchantedSmellyWolf i never heard of WHIP word in my entire life . What does mean ????

Amazes me how red deer and elk are the closest relatives to each other, and yet the sounds they make are quite literally polar opposites.

@KFrost-fx7dt

8 ай бұрын

Compared to the noises that other cervids make, they're not too different. Elk sound like a red deer going through puberty.

@155chipmunkz

4 ай бұрын

Moose just sound like cows.

I can only wonder why they call this majestic beast the "Red Stag"

@Normal_bir_karga

5 ай бұрын

I know right! The rocket they are filling up is not "majestic" but the red stag is.. just like how i start days fr fr

Me: "Oh, what a beautiful and majestic anim-" *looks down* "-oh"

@redaaron4635

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah that thing...had a bit too much coffee 😅

@gfg51

4 жыл бұрын

What??

@redaaron4635

4 жыл бұрын

@@gfg51 Just think of peeing...but in REVERSE! 😈🤯

@gfg51

4 жыл бұрын

@@redaaron4635 Drinking? Wht?

@b.Benjameen1985

4 жыл бұрын

The dangalang be acting up

I’m trying so hard just to stare at the antlers but...... DUDE C’MON YOU CAN’T HAVE IT BOUNCE UP AND DOWN THE ENTIRE VIDEO

@NameName2.0

4 жыл бұрын

Me: fucking wheezing

@Alucard45000

4 жыл бұрын

Masturbating with its own foreskin might feel to good not to I guess :)

@userunknown4739

4 жыл бұрын

It's like a car crash I don't wanna look but I can't stop looking

@bloodyhell8201

4 жыл бұрын

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT I HADNT NOTICED UNTIL YOU SAOD THAT

@johndillinger4392

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

Very nice of him to wave to everybody

@TiernanHousman

8 ай бұрын

Pfft

@Normal_bir_karga

5 ай бұрын

SO what? I CAN wave hardly like THAT TOO! Especially in the mornings when i wake up.

@user-us7el6ss2l

4 күн бұрын

@@Normal_bir_karga Woaaaahhhh

Huge, pointy and rock hard.........those *antlers* are really impressive

"wow he must be defending his terito- oh."

@theotheseaeagle

3 жыл бұрын

They are calling for dominance. They do it in the autumn rut (the breeding season for deer in the UK.)

@soapybagle

3 жыл бұрын

You guys missed the joke

@supercomputer0448

3 жыл бұрын

@Alec Miller fuck off.

@supercomputer0448

3 жыл бұрын

@Alec Miller I don't even have a twitter account lol. Random people who read the comments clearly see you being an asshole though. The Linux comment was quite clever.

@supercomputer0448

3 жыл бұрын

@Alec Miller but it was funny.

he's... uh... a little excited, don't ya think?

@dirtydan3599

6 жыл бұрын

lily distler look at the dong

@crazyhyena1406

5 жыл бұрын

yeah look at that d

@ottosoutdoors2374

4 жыл бұрын

😬

@morteparla6926

4 жыл бұрын

He is doing a mating call...

@TheRomanBond007

4 жыл бұрын

Nature...uh...finds a way.

I love how he just looks so tired at seeing humans in the first few seconds

@Cacowninja

Жыл бұрын

Because is tired because of the comments they're making about him.

I was innocent until I read the comments. Can never watch this the same way again.

"I'm pretty sure that's a mating call" Blind person standing next to me: why do you say that? "...no reason"

@ebertmesiascancharidelacru3669

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@tmlconfirmed5784

4 жыл бұрын

Not funny dude thats a dislike from me dude👎🏿👎🏻👎

@reignscott9832

4 жыл бұрын

900

@patrickdewhurst3378

4 жыл бұрын

But at least he celebrated diversity with his multi racial thumbs.

@gseric4721

4 жыл бұрын

xD

His tail is facing the wrong way.

@ugandanknuckles3900

2 жыл бұрын

This one made me laugh. Congrats.

@sprousepaula

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@The_Story_Of_Us

2 жыл бұрын

”Hey there, Stag. Are you scared or just pleased to see me?”

@brineoconnor7491

2 жыл бұрын

@@rinkaso3286 that's the joke...

@Trosvvo

2 жыл бұрын

Ayo

One of the most beautiful things I’ve ever seen. Thank you for capturing it.

That ol boy is harder than a diamond in an ice storm

@thecook8964

2 ай бұрын

Doesn't need viagra

@paigeturner7788

15 күн бұрын

😂

" Why do they call it the red stag?" "Oh."

@durpfish1364

4 жыл бұрын

yusahara WAIT I DONT GET IT so why DO they call it the red stag

@rogerleeson1256

4 жыл бұрын

its more pink ain't it ??

@garethalford682

4 жыл бұрын

Red Rocket

@ddesign63

4 жыл бұрын

Best comet here.

@theotheseaeagle

3 жыл бұрын

@@durpfish1364 they call it a red stag because during the summer their coats go a reddish brown I hope this made things more clear for you

My man gettin a chubby from his own moans like wtf

@canadiansoviet

3 жыл бұрын

Now, THATS narcissism

@cheddarchemist5644

3 жыл бұрын

GETTING A CHUBBY PFFFT

@archieoutdoors3340

3 жыл бұрын

No did you not hear the other calls in the distance It’s a mating call I think

@obitosenju4767

3 жыл бұрын

Satisfaction

@thatguyyousawthatonetime

3 жыл бұрын

pretty sure that was lowkey masturbation...akin to that half-hearted jerk thing some of us* do when we're just walking around naked...not really a full blown jerk, but just kinda "idle diddling".

Legend says that he is still looking for a mate after going behind that dirt mound,

It sounds so majestic, until you realize that that stage is essentially screaming “fuck me” at the top of his lungs.

Me watching this for the first time: oh how beautiful Me after reading the comments: _WHAT A TERRIBLE DAY TO HAVE EYES_

@lucifer_noctifer

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

@moviemaniacproducts

3 жыл бұрын

You expect us to believe you didn't see everything on the first watch-through? I'm not buyin' it.

@himikotoga1308

3 жыл бұрын

Just let me- here- *takes out eyes and cleans them with bleach* *puts them back in* ah, much better.

@PutinsMommyNeverHuggedHim

3 жыл бұрын

I just wanna know why this was recommended to me 😂

@rhuttrho88

3 жыл бұрын

@@butter3d_t0ast no it wasn't!🤷🏿‍♂️

Well isn't that cool a elk doing vol- Red rocket: Hello there.

@wyatt_COTW

3 жыл бұрын

Elk?

@Brandon1267

3 жыл бұрын

Dammit I didn't even notice that until I read this comment

@vincekuehnl7279

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😭🤦🏽‍♂️

@sourbrothers73

3 жыл бұрын

Boing boing boing

@GreyhawkTheAngry

3 жыл бұрын

@@Brandon1267 How did you not notice?!

I feel ya buddy. I get this way myself. But never actually go through with it.

@sexbeast-uf2bq

13 күн бұрын

Yezz

Imagine being an eligible Batchelor heeding a female's call only to see 3 dudes covered in leaves with a gun. My guy got sent to permanent horny jail.

What we hear: *MOOOOOOO* What they hear: *WHERE MY BEAUTIFUL LADIES AT RN WHO WANTS TO BE A MOTHER*

@lucifer_noctifer

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

@nunodfes2

3 жыл бұрын

Came here to comment something like that hahah

@Paolur

3 жыл бұрын

aka WHO WANNA FUUUUCC?

@azhari7968

3 жыл бұрын

WHERE ARE MY BIATCHES??

@tlfortynine

3 жыл бұрын

AYO WHO WANNA PREGGER

"Sir, this is a Wendy's."

@midnick2159

2 жыл бұрын

loooooool i never get tired of seeing this comment

@babyboomer5990

2 жыл бұрын

Lol 😂 that’s funny Sacramento California

@GangeHrolfr

2 жыл бұрын

If it's a Wendy's you might as well just piss on the floor too honestly

@alishalee1766

2 жыл бұрын

😂🤣🤣

@alexandra-se9ct

2 жыл бұрын

“..can i just have a frosty with baked potatoes please”

Amazing video!! I'm watching from Spain, all the best

What a powerful looking creature, it even tucked in its "stuff" for the camera to show respect while looking boss😎🤘

Not an animal expert but I think this Stag needs some love.

@RawOne911

2 жыл бұрын

I see you pointed out the issue now help him out. Be a team player.

@coolpoolbymatthew

2 жыл бұрын

I couldn’t tell but notice he had a huge private and he was probably looking for a female

@MatthewVanston

2 жыл бұрын

No, he needs to give big love.

@wordup4118

2 жыл бұрын

Thoughts exactly 😁🙄

@desertwolf8089

2 жыл бұрын

You think? That's why it makes the sound.

I’ve found my spirit animal. Rock hard and screaming into the void, pretty much how I start most days.

@lon9core

2 жыл бұрын

Solid start to the day. Flaccid and weeping quietly into the abyss doesn't quite hit the chakras the same.

@lisarochwarg4707

2 жыл бұрын

So that's the screaming I keep hearing...

@geeebuttersnap2433

2 жыл бұрын

I have not laughed this hard in days.

@raggedyhaggity250

2 жыл бұрын

damn you need to go to another abyss, you ruining my extra 5mins snooze

@stellarthealiendeer

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂

00:30 Chewbacca yelling in the background 'God dammit Carl, put your Johnson away!'

Beautiful AND Boisterous!

"Put that away."

@chrysostomgratian8991

3 жыл бұрын

Stag pee pee making you feel insecure ? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@blobber51

3 жыл бұрын

“There are like children here.”

@anthonydesroches8897

3 жыл бұрын

@@blobber51 children:what's that huge thing bouncing!!! Bahahahahaha

@_jay_6940

3 жыл бұрын

@@blobber51 “Im going to the snack bar”

@titorivera9596

3 жыл бұрын

"Ready to buckle up!"

The fact that he can go Aoooooga and twirl his rocket around at the same time is impressive.

@thevoxdeus

2 жыл бұрын

He's had a lot of practice

@SayItAintTso

2 жыл бұрын

so can I, it’s not THAT special lmao

@KhaeLikesCoffee

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@gutts8880

2 жыл бұрын

i really think one thing is implying the other

@TheImapotato

2 жыл бұрын

Yea...but can he do the helicopter while farting?

This is pretty much how the Liver King starts his day.

Tourists: Beautiful. Stag: CAN I GET A HOOOOOONYAAHHHHHH

@user-us7el6ss2l

4 күн бұрын

EH?

I thought he was being majestic, until he was roaring with his red rocket

@tuanz8009

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@spookyspaghetti788

3 жыл бұрын

R E D R O C K E T .

@LORDeath.

3 жыл бұрын

😂🤣

@puffythedestroyer8878

3 жыл бұрын

He ain't no buck. he's a fuckin' *Stagg*

@yesicanu

3 жыл бұрын

@@sdi87hhk Same

I guess we know why they call him a red stag now

@ethanmcfarland8240

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@framescantalk6243

4 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@dragonboimmdvideos

4 жыл бұрын

gold

@thatoneguy1839

4 жыл бұрын

his chinchin is red and bokki

@deviljho4260

4 жыл бұрын

Mr Applegate someone explain the joke

This is beautiful

My mornings are just like his, the only difference is the coffee!!

It is basically impossible to ignore the red rocket on it.

@prosaic.7944

2 жыл бұрын

@Jay Money how he gonna wear it tho🤔🤔🤔

@evelynvslife

2 жыл бұрын

I didn’t notice it until I saw the comments. Never read the comments 🤦‍♀️

@maebunny5298

2 жыл бұрын

@@evelynvslife same...

@ChrisM-qo1jc

2 жыл бұрын

It's impossible to unsee after reading your commemt

@HeathenHacks

2 жыл бұрын

Yes. I noticed it flapping up and down as well. lmao.

I wonder why it’s making such a weird noise like th... oh.

@ShawdieeJaay

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😭☠

@nicholashaan7345

4 жыл бұрын

I noticed just as soon as I finished reading 😂

@bryanroshan7787

4 жыл бұрын

What

@davyman2000

4 жыл бұрын

Bryan Roshan keep looking....you’ll see....

@finxeythemushroom6065

4 жыл бұрын

*notices pp*

My best friend, Great Good... !!! I wish you every day of your development.

It’s nice to know that I’m not the only one that feels like that sometimes.

He's like "Come get this DIIIII-!"

@ZinfinityX

4 жыл бұрын

Oh you noticed?

@ivsky4596

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@araymajimenez7203

4 жыл бұрын

HAHHAHAHAHAHHA IM DYING 😂😂😂

@hamiltonchampagne5025

4 жыл бұрын

🤣😂

@hamiltonchampagne5025

4 жыл бұрын

I wish there was a way we could know what animals are saying to each other. That would be so funny.

He's offering that hunter his cherry chapstick lmao 🤣

@germanicelt

3 жыл бұрын

He even seems to blow a load @0:50

@FriezaSucks

3 жыл бұрын

Why do your kind obsess over animal junk?

@stellavanlambalgen8662

3 жыл бұрын

Eeeeewwew bruhhhhh

@erenthebombjaeger

3 жыл бұрын

Noooooooo 😂😂

@97Multiphantom

3 жыл бұрын

@@germanicelt yeah, it def. seems like he was belly-slapping there.

The whispered “shit” at the end had me rolling. 🤣🤣

the fact that they sound this way in bigfoot game is amazing

Came here during a search for cool animal videos. Thought it was one of the most beautiful, majestic things I had ever seen. And then I saw it. The red rocket.

@kzop2847

4 жыл бұрын

Its calling you

@kristenohmacht2671

4 жыл бұрын

screaming

@chancegivens9390

4 жыл бұрын

Hahhaah

@KevinRAAMAAAGE

4 жыл бұрын

Because its rutting season, that's what the calls and antlers are for. He is screaming because he's horny and has the antlers to fight other elk bro

@Cal.Frost.

4 жыл бұрын

I Saw it to ;-;

Gonna try out this technique at the bar this weekend.

@Noutelus

3 жыл бұрын

Dont forget to bring your redrocket

@panchito1384

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@marcrramsey

3 жыл бұрын

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@TheNeuteredCat1

3 жыл бұрын

Bro 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Spartanmomo

3 жыл бұрын

That’s too much breathing In public space

Sounds like he needs a beer. Great video 👍👍

You could tell he’s in heat.

He's doing the mating call if u look below u can see he is ready....

@davecrupel2817

4 жыл бұрын

0:30 shakey shakey

@vr_x7364

4 жыл бұрын

😂🤣🤣🤣

@sarahdouglas9119

4 жыл бұрын

😆

@lindathetford3776

4 жыл бұрын

I....didn't need to focus on that but here we are 😂😂😂

@kingweeb3365

4 жыл бұрын

@@davecrupel2817 😂

Sure, the title mentions the roaring but fails to mention the "waving."

@PutinsMommyNeverHuggedHim

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao!

@theTruthSeekerishere

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@dubbydub9245

3 жыл бұрын

And the dripping

@YouTubePublisherorPlatform

3 жыл бұрын

@Biology Science Book • We might be in agreement? What gives the law its authority?

@YouTubePublisherorPlatform

3 жыл бұрын

@Biology Science Book • It's said there's wisdom in that admission. All perception is imperfect but most humans agree when something is there; whether or not they know how they perceive it or agree on the details.

On at least two occasions, Joe Rogan has undoubtedly beat off to this.

I was watching my first red stag hunting video a few years ago. The hunters were moving into the hunting area before daylight. A red stag near by bellowed and it was so loud, deep and guttural that it actually scared me.

This is the worst and best comment section I've ever seen.

@enthropassiveagressiveplai1309

4 жыл бұрын

You ring a Bell.

@schleepy6362

4 жыл бұрын

@@enthropassiveagressiveplai1309 I what.

@nathanmcdaniel5714

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@Brighter_Light

4 жыл бұрын

I mean, you gotta see what you gotta see😉

@hatimsalim1355

3 жыл бұрын

Schleepy If this happens when you tight a saddle on a horse or a donkey and whatever you do they just stand still and don’t move, they tell you ; Excuse me Sir, you may have tightened the saddle to an engaged handbrake!! Then you open your mouth like an idiot and reply ; I don’t get it what do you mean man?! Then they tell you ; Sir, just look down below at the belly and check the position of the handbrake!! Then you answer with a shy look on your face and say ; he he he, Oops, wow, I wasn’t expecting that!! Then they conclude by saying ; Okay Sir, have some fun and enjoy it while you can!! ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️ Anyway, I know you all got it wrong dirty minds, because he meant enjoy the ride after releasing the handbrake from the saddle grip 😂😂😁😁😉😉

i wonder if that’s why they call them red stag

@stephenhartsell9455

3 жыл бұрын

Because of the red rocket down low.

@CilicianElite

3 жыл бұрын

Stephen Hartsell lmfao

@f1v_e304

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t know why either but he’s packin extra glizzy

@reinaldaetacoro3191

3 жыл бұрын

@@f1v_e304 7j

@AngelGonzalez-wn8ws

3 жыл бұрын

Its a red deer

Hahaha. Gotta love that he's waving at us too.

Wow what a majestic creature with a loud roar! Wait a minute...🤨

He's gonna be so embarrassed when he sees this and realizes his fly was down the whole time.

@wagman68

2 жыл бұрын

Lol nice one

@jagsboss7

2 жыл бұрын

Dude that is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@mrcrossemup6454

2 жыл бұрын

Stop it, the camera man interrupted his porn time 😭😭😭

@dayzemae9015

2 жыл бұрын

That’s so funny!

@chrishoo2

2 жыл бұрын

Loud & proud- who wouldn’t be?

This is the guy she tells you not to worry about.

@adamh8368

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@Thepastor272

3 жыл бұрын

@@adamh8368 I’m weak 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@shreecrawford5122

3 жыл бұрын

This should have more likes. I did a snot laugh.

@carlosr.5971

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@kristoffseisler2163

3 жыл бұрын

0:56 Play that in 0.5 speed "Yeah okay i won't worry about him." 😐

the second I hear this within 100 feet, my pants are brown

What has been seen, can’t be unseen.

@paigeturner7788

15 күн бұрын

Truer words have never been spoken..

The fact youtube recommended this to me says a lot about their censorship standards.

@travelingwares

4 жыл бұрын

@Photo Art the pp is out bud

@TheDeanofLean

4 жыл бұрын

@@travelingwares The genitals of animals do not have to be censored

@1truthbegettingtold275

4 жыл бұрын

I can find stuff like this easily... but i go looking up Joe Rogan interview with Edward Snowden and it doesnt even come up in the search suggestions.. actually when you type it in nothing comes up. Same with anything related to elite human trafficking Epstein style, anything they dont want us knowing or believing. They made it so google fact checks searches based of the liberal medias views to make those the top search results. Just look up Rothschild, not good people.

@TheDeanofLean

4 жыл бұрын

@@1truthbegettingtold275 Weird rant to go. It came up in the search suggestion for me.

@1truthbegettingtold275

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheDeanofLean Works on google search bar but not on KZread for me. Its more than just that which doesnt show up. Also for search suggestions i mean in the search bar, not the search results from searching. Sometimes i need to change the search filter from "relevance" to "view count". they changed what shows up first. Top 10s, bullshit and propaganda

This video was a trap, and a mistake.

@PutinsMommyNeverHuggedHim

3 жыл бұрын

We have been bamboozled

@rhuttrho88

3 жыл бұрын

Yepper!!!

@romanm5693

3 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA CANT STOP LAUGHING HELP ME GOD

@SultanAndPepper

3 жыл бұрын

@@romanm5693 your profile picture is ironic, I’m drawing a blue and gold macaw right now

@romanm5693

3 жыл бұрын

@@SultanAndPepper Oo, that's nice :))

What's going by in the background? My first thought was musk ox but I don't think their range overlaps with red deer.

I've often said when i belch/butp very loudly, its my equivalent to a nature call. Then I hear this. This must be my spirit animal, haha.

Dude he's flexing his ween while he does it. Champion level gamer move

@KP-ej7gc

3 жыл бұрын

Is that possible? Lmao

@sonicroachdoggjrraven3263

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao this is the best comment.

@definitelyhuman661

3 жыл бұрын

He's just looking for some stussy

@xq280764

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@hackzzz8714

3 жыл бұрын

What a chad

what an incredible crown. truly actually majestic. the fact that he's hard as a rock only makes it more poignant. and funny.

@lsixty30

2 жыл бұрын

He is not hard as a rock he’s at half mast at most

@DocJerky

2 жыл бұрын

@@lsixty30 Holy hell, I don't want to know how you know that.

@FriggenGrotRock

2 жыл бұрын

you know, I could of just enjoyed this vid if you hadn't of pointed that out, so now all I'll be focusing on is the stag junk

@nevisysbryd7450

2 жыл бұрын

@@lsixty30 To the contrary, check out 0.50

@sadepennbrook

2 жыл бұрын

Wait?? He’s what?!?

Idk how I got here, but I’m mesmerized

@jingboy7

Ай бұрын

By his roar, or his dick?

What an impressive... hm... an impressive roar. Yes, roar

This went from magical to weird REAL quick.

@tedburg6042

2 жыл бұрын

Weird, I don't think so. We are all lucky our daddy's are so weird or none of us would be born.

@slickspic8975

2 жыл бұрын

😬 I know

@crystalm7172

2 жыл бұрын

😭😭😭

@francisb3762

2 жыл бұрын

yea i know right

@francisb3762

2 жыл бұрын

le penustine

Me ten seconds into the video: Yeah, so the comments section is gonna be epic.

@davidarnold9324

3 жыл бұрын

Ditto!

@ethanlewandowski1939

3 жыл бұрын

Same😂😂

@justincampbell7800

3 жыл бұрын

Same 😂

@n4te257

3 жыл бұрын

Loll

@obamalastname8489

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/k6p6sphwday_ptI.html

Truly a magestic creature

@Normal_bir_karga

5 ай бұрын

Fr fr, looks like my head.

I love how he is like you lookin at me son ?

“Here we have the majestic Red Stag with his red torpedo waving at everyone!”

@newfiekiyaygaming2139

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@galactusholmes

2 жыл бұрын

It sure is LOL! Not sure if I would’ve noticed without your comment soooo.... thanks? Haha

@coreycotton1989

2 жыл бұрын

I’m horny NOW!!!! 🤣🤣🤣 that’s what he’s saying

@Arlene_436

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@nickbomb0995

2 жыл бұрын

You made me look hahahah

He's so happy waving his tail how cute !

@cs-zr9xy

2 жыл бұрын

yes. his "tail"

@thatfashion4596

2 жыл бұрын

Um...😐

@Alejandro_C62

2 жыл бұрын

😂

@oliveman9065

2 жыл бұрын

Who’s gonna tell ‘em

@D4rk3mperor

2 жыл бұрын

Stags have small tails and that's a guy...

Magnificent.

Red Rocket is in the mood for a rockin morning

*3 months after quarantine* Narrator: “he is 2.5 metric tons of raw sexual aggression”

@charliemops2012

3 жыл бұрын

Why did I hear your comment as David Attenborough?

@nicholaskhang2679

3 жыл бұрын

@@charliemops2012 that is so damn true XD

@thewhopper256ify

3 жыл бұрын

You have any idea how heavy 2.5 metric tons is?

@Slayer119988

3 жыл бұрын

Read this as a British NatGeo narrator. Bravo my good man.

@christobobbo5575

3 жыл бұрын

2.5 metric tons lmao

He gets featured on KZread, I just get arrested 🤷🏻‍♂️

@cameronbergman1321

3 жыл бұрын

That’s fucked... I love it😂

@user-fw2dd2cy3c

3 жыл бұрын

I hear ya, brother.

@ethelnewberry9296

3 жыл бұрын

JV: Well...that's because you don't have Antlers. LOL!!!

@johnmagill9496

3 жыл бұрын

Once you get past the initial self-doubt, it's really just second nature. It's a good way to make new acquaintances.

@superdumper3840

3 жыл бұрын

Godzilla had a stroke trying to reading this and fucking died

This is literally every man on the planet in in the morning

That's a good Joe Rogan impression, keep it up buddy

The stag: *exposes himself in public and screams* Does: oh yes, the siren call of a father for my children 😍

@ivx8345

2 жыл бұрын

Man all these comments are killing me hahahahha

@nunyanunya4147

2 жыл бұрын

duckface.... twerking.... any... passing... fad

@DylanPWN

2 жыл бұрын

@@nunyanunya4147 I think those are signs respectable men would ignore. XD

@shadow-monger5189

2 жыл бұрын

@@DylanPWN ^ This guy gets it.

@gunno121

2 жыл бұрын

Yet when i expose myself in public and scream i get arrested for public indecency and can no longer attend public rallys

He’s flexing that thing like he KNOWS we are all looking at it

@shaunmoreau5081

3 жыл бұрын

His glorious antlers of course

@rayfgreenfield5114

3 жыл бұрын

You ruined this entire video for me

@fiendtrip7483

3 жыл бұрын

It’s not even big mmaooo

@prplehaze8442

3 жыл бұрын

Why did you have to mention it?

@dontforgettolike7127

3 жыл бұрын

@@prplehaze8442 because if I made such a daring move, I’d want the world to know.

My man with the raging morning wood.

European Red Deer 🦌 are closey related to North American Elk (Wapiti). Both are introduced species in New Zealand - as are all other Ungulate species. Red Deer 'Roar'; Elk 'Bugle'; especially but not exclusively during their breeding season, AKA The Rut! 🇨🇦 🦌 🇨🇦

Look at the way he flicks it around. He's got complete mastery of it.

@gungeternal4119

2 жыл бұрын

truly he is one with the force

@hippyjoe

2 жыл бұрын

Thats how they masturbate, they wack their stomachs with it. Horses do the same thing too.

@CurriedBat

2 жыл бұрын

He'd be able to do a few pushups for sure.

@prosaic.7944

2 жыл бұрын

@@hippyjoe I didn't have to know this

@blitzraider6632

2 жыл бұрын

You didn’t have to scroll through and read things but you did and now your here with info you didn’t want to know

First reaction to the sight and sound of him was amazement. Then I noticed the puppet show... still pretty amazing. I think he's saying "If I had hands I'd do it myself!"

@egusisoup1826

2 жыл бұрын

He did

@8O6Mike

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@SkatingfastEatinAss

2 жыл бұрын

My mom: "What a glorious and majestic creature!" My Dad:" DaMn ItS GoTtA hUGe DiCK

@parker5548

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha this is just wrong

@larss337

2 жыл бұрын

First I didn't get "puppet show"...

Most majestic animal on the planet.

Just stunning.