he got his wish!

@thesensur6214

3 жыл бұрын

...But at what cost?

@standup109

3 жыл бұрын

@@thesensur6214 the price of admission

@mar10ssj1

3 жыл бұрын

IT TOOK TWELVE YEARS TO MAKE!!!

@gothelvis3541

3 жыл бұрын

Nope

@ahdnoh

3 жыл бұрын

"Choose the form of your destructor."

"INTERNALIZE" I so wish that I could yell that at people at the cinema but instead I internalize

@mmjahink

3 жыл бұрын

That means you're doing it right. Good job

The man predicted JJ Abrams and the fall of movie theaters. Everyone suffered. Thanks Mike.

Warner Brothers are watchers of RLM

@thatonea-hole

3 жыл бұрын

*THOSE HACK FRAUDS!!!!*

This is where the corona virus started...

@cesartapia610

3 жыл бұрын

It started with the guy coughing in Mike's ear and vomiting on the way out.

@jamesondrinker

3 жыл бұрын

The guy who couldn’t internalize: patient zero

@mar10ssj1

3 жыл бұрын

Wuhan was the cover story.

When I used to go to the theaters, I always sat in front of a little kid that kicked my seat, while to my left I had two giggly teenage girls on their phones, to my right was a 300-lb. guy eating from three different snack bags and hooting frequently, and in front of me was an elderly couple who loudly discussed everything that was happening on screen. I bailed out of that shit years ago, and I've never gone back.

This exact thing happened to me with Dr. Strange 2 last week. On my left was a guy that clapped when the Marvel logo came up and wooed at the fan service . On my right, a guy munched on nachos in my ear and started snoring halfway through. Let theaters die.

“Keep the art house theaters that play boring ass movies that nobody wants to see” is probably the most honest description of art house theaters

@MisterSpinalzo

Жыл бұрын

no matter how boring the movie is, the experience will be significantly better

this aged well

How prescient his commentary was...

@dylanf3108

3 жыл бұрын

Mike overestimated the price a bit but other then that he was spot on.

@CRP7000

3 жыл бұрын

The coughing 😷

@Alex_Penjamin

3 жыл бұрын

@@CRP7000 dont forget he was also eating his fucking boogers 🤢🤮

And now Disney is pulling its movies from all movie Theaters since they are dying! XD Once again they predict the future!

@vcrvhs

3 жыл бұрын

yup i just came here when I found out Disney is starting yet another streaming service for new movies and shows lol

What is this "moo-vie the-ah-ter"?

@josephgilboy6259

3 жыл бұрын

ree-sy-c-ling?

@sardonicus76

3 жыл бұрын

A long time ago, movie theaters were places for people who wanted to see interesting stories told through the medium of moving pictures. Today, movie theaters are places for people who want to repeatedly re-live their childhood through the mediums of green screens and cgi.

@SprDrumio64

3 жыл бұрын

Interior crocodile alligator

Theaters have been in a tailspin for a while now. Corona just sped up the whole process. The streaming wars are the new battle front.

@heheitor

3 жыл бұрын

"Begun the streaming wars has"

@rishieastwood7696

3 жыл бұрын

But is it a good thing?

KZread Algorithm: This video is now relevant

Now we just need the isolated clip simulating watching a movie at home where it's like a slow zoom on Mike's[?] face while Jay and Rich are screaming back and forth at each other and vacuuming and a baby is crying

and along came Corona.

Didn’t they screw over Tarantino on “Hateful Eight” with that type of deal?

@thatonea-hole

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, because the Disney corporation are assholes!

Sorry Mike, that was me coughing.

It's so sad that we now know the couging gentleman was patient zero for the *virus of unspecified origin*, if only we knew.... We might even have been able to save Mike

Here after all of the Regal closures, lol. Predicting the future once again...

Try working at a movie theatre. You're opinion of humanity will alter radically. After 15 years I ceased viewing the majority of customers as even human but some species that I cannot even describe as animals because that would be an insult to animals. Just thing of a cross between the scenes in Gremlins and The Muppet Movie.

@bananabread9433

3 жыл бұрын

Living with my own family gave me the same perspective.

@heheitor

3 жыл бұрын

@@oculartremors i think degenerate is a little too much, more like people are assholes

@One87X

3 жыл бұрын

I feel like this accurately describes any customer service job. You tend to cherish the very small percentage of nice people that come in but the rest are just horrible things.

@Bullitt3401

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty much my thoughts concerning the general public, Greg. I can't walk into a Walmart or a restaurant without encountering someone that deserves to be punched. Repeatedly.

@leonardotavaresdardenne9955

3 жыл бұрын

I should really just embrace the noose at this point. I'm so miserable, you're all so miserable, and you make me feel miserable. What's the fucking point anymore.

The last movie I saw in theaters, like Mike and Jay, was TROS. I saw it at a theater I had not been to for a year at that point. They updated it to where they sold Funko Pops, shirts, blankets, keychains, wallets, Starbucks coffee and they even had a self-serving ice cream machine. The lobby music was so loud you could hear it inside of the auditorium over the movie. People all around me fucking with candy wrappers for 20 minutes, devouring popcorn like they were on death row, spilling cheese sauce in the floor, sneezing, coughing, wheezing and talking during the entire screening. Infants -- not toddlers -- infants, crying their poor eyes out because of the noise as their parents disregarded their pleas for help. It was agonizing. But in December 2020, I have the option to rent out an entire auditorium to myself and whoever I invite, to pick from over 100 films, new and old, for the low-low price of $50. Which is what I would've spent this time last year for 1 ticket and a popcorn with a drink. I am in utter heaven. I don't wanna see theaters die, but they do need to drastically change. No one goes to the movies expecting it to be a Gamestop or Hot Topic. We just wanna watch a damn film.

NBCUniversal announces releasing several movies on VOD...

Mike called it

ALL THE PEOPLE WHO BOUGHT AMC STONKS TODAY........... F Edit: 7$ a month ago, 3.50$ today F

@bloodwrage

3 жыл бұрын

Sitting at 2.78 now

@Ghanshaman

3 жыл бұрын

@@bloodwrage VERY COOL

@mar10ssj1

3 жыл бұрын

The idea is that the vaccine is the magic drug and everyone will be back in theaters tomorrow. That might not happen until the end of 2021. Perhaps not even.

@armadildo6468

3 жыл бұрын

Press F to Pay respects.

@TheHiyy

3 жыл бұрын

@@bloodwrage 2:30 today hahahahahahahahaha

Am I the only one who goes to maybe one movie a year?

@rotyler2177

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@mar10ssj1

3 жыл бұрын

Shun this person who is different than us.

@collinslogan01

3 жыл бұрын

I go like.. 4-5 times a year? Idk I only go see movies I really want to and only if it's with a group of friends. Never do that shit alone or for movies I couldn't care less about.

@JwebGuru

3 жыл бұрын

Americans have been going to the theater less and less for a long time now, so definitely not.

@armadildo6468

3 жыл бұрын

I haven't been to a movie theater in like 2 years.

Sad in this case An old 2 screen Will be theater that my mom loved closed..It was there since I was a kid and that was a long time ago.. just listened and heard art house theater. Three multiplexes die out and I’m in NY

Mike fucking called it. RLM is the gift that keeps on giving.

There was also a bit in the (I think) Robocop remake commentary where Jay noted that they could probably make just as much money rereleasing the original in theatres. Jay then suggested that rereleasing old movies would make money. About five years later national chains started rereleasing old movies on a couple of their screens, and now in 2020 some theaters are showing nothing else.

@RedSiegfried

3 жыл бұрын

Last year I went to the drive-in several times and it was all older re-released movies, mostly 80s Spielberg films but also Star Wars. I am fine with that since most of those movies are better than most of what we get today anyway. I saw Jurassic Park and Jaws the same night. Yeah, I've seen them a million times, but that's because they're GOOD. The last time I went to an actual movie theater I had a similar experience to Mike ... there was vomit all over the hallway outside our theater and to cap it off, someone has a massive seizure at the climax of the film and paramedics had to rush in. That was so fun. Probably more fun than the guy who had the seizure, but still not fun.

I’m surprised more fights don’t break out during movies. People’s patience can only be tested so much.

@Willysmb44

3 жыл бұрын

You mark my words, when theaters open back up, you're going to see battle royalles in them like you're now seeing people losing their minds on airliners like never before

@jeffsummstl

3 жыл бұрын

@@Willysmb44 I hope not, but I can’t think of any reason to disagree.

Rip movie theaters

December 2020 baby!

Damn, I really like going to the movie theater. I didn't think there were people that disliked movie theaters that much. I really hope they dont die tbh.

Can we just have these guys rule the American film industry for a while, please?

it's really funny going from this to seeing him talk lately about how movie theaters at least filtered out all the REAL garbage movies and how he wants them back I know that I for one will be seeing stuff in theatres as soon as I can

Two days ago I watched Halloween Kills and, not to be racist, there was a Gypsy family consisting of like 10-20 people who were sitting in the first 3-4 rows of the theatre. And me and my friend sat a few rows behind them. And they were constantly yelling and screaming random stupid comments, and talking loudly about things wich had nothing to doo with the movie. Everytime Michael Myers brutally killed someone they started all laughing hysterically for long minutes. But remained silent at the actual jokes or humorous moments. When the homosexual couple showed up on screen, they started yelling: GAYS!!!! And other homophobe slurs wich made my friend physically cringe so hard he was embarred. They also burped while eating, and one of them just started smoking INSIDE the theatre. I rarelly go to mainstream cinema’s. I actually never really. I haven’t been in one for a while. And there you go.

I had kids 11 years ago so I setup a home theatre system in the basement. Best investment ever.

Screw that. I like the theater experience. I LOVE the theater experience! What? Six dollars for a soda?! You stay away from my wife!

He was sitting next to George Costanza. That's GOTTA hurt!

@frankmerker630

3 жыл бұрын

INTERNALIZE

"Stop fucking talking! INTERNALIZE!!"

I got cancer December 23, 2019. Mom wanted all of us to see TROS on Christmas. Well I was stuck in the hospital, so plans were canceled. I wouldn’t get out until February. Then corona really hit around March 2020. So basically I never saw TROS. My mom streamed it later on Disney+.

@louiebinousky3699

3 жыл бұрын

Wait..holy shit.. I hope you’re doing well now.

@doctrow37

3 жыл бұрын

@@louiebinousky3699 Last year was real hard physically and mentally but my family got to be home with me while I was in treatment! It’s a lot better now that I get minor chemo once a month and just take chemo pills. My hair finally grew back too.

@louiebinousky3699

3 жыл бұрын

@@doctrow37 I’m happy to hear that at least! I hope this year continues to go well and both you and your family are healthy.

I've been going to the theaters my entire life and a few bad apples exist, but watching this felt cathartic. These people need to leave the theater, always on their phones.....

Mike predicted the future spot on.

Discount Tuesdays and no concessions, my theater experiences were great and affordable, usually went in the morning because I work night shifts. But I know my experience is rare. Hopefully we get theaters back

One of the last movies I went to see at the cinema was The Predator. Yeah it was shit, but my god did they have the volume loud. I don't know what they were thinking, maybe loud=cool to them. My ears were ringing for a few days. wish I'd have walked out in the first 5 minutes

The return of the Home theater.

To bring this discussion up to 2024, that $2,000 4K television is now available for under $500 on most brands.

@Vanced-ii3bj

Ай бұрын

Good luck finding an 80-inch 4K or 8K TV for under $500. Ain't happening.

@DTM-Books

Ай бұрын

@@Vanced-ii3bj No, not at that size, and certainly not at 8K. You can find a good 4K 50-something-inch screen for less than half the price I paid for my Sony 4K three years ago. When you get to 80-inch screens and 8K resolution, you begin to hit some hard limits on what the human eye and brain can perceive, unless you have a large enough space to accommodate such displays. You really do need a "home theater" to make that work. Which is not a bad thing to aspire to, especially given how terrible the theater experience has become in recent years. But that's larger than what the average living room allows.

Imagine losing your very favorite job with fun coworkers you genuinely like at a local movie theater/restaurant/bar because it closed down, oh wait, I don't have to imagine

@mfrederikson

2 жыл бұрын

im sorry

what pisses me off is how disrespectful and loud people are in the theatre, they dont go in to watch the movie, they go in because its a way to pass the time

@RedSiegfried

3 жыл бұрын

My latest pet peeve is people (mainly teenage girls) coming to the theater dressed in their pajamas with blankets and body pillows. You're out in public, kid. Are you planning on just sleeping?

@sonicfreak04

3 жыл бұрын

@@RedSiegfried that doesnt sound annoying, that sounds adorable. They might just want to get comfy as long as their quiet I wouldnt be bothered by it

its time for movie theaters......to end.

Everything burns.

1:14 (William Shatner on concerning RLM)

Well, thanks to Disney, WB and Universal this all came true.

2020 he got the wish

There's also bowling

His voice was younger then lol

Yeah he definitely prophesized the downfall of theaters to some degree the imax near my house managed to survive only because i live in a state that basically wasnt having lockdowns in may of 2020. But yeah theaters are shitty when you have to actively unstick the bottom of your shoe from the floor just walking to your seat or the theater serves food and alcohol in the auditoriam during the movie. You pay 20 dollars to see a movie only to have the person next to you getting handed a plate of sizzling fajitas or a bucket of beers during the show. People would get drunk and fight during the movie.

Pretty much

swapped cinema tickets for a big tv in 2009 for the same reasons ... funny he mentions a guy with a cold!

Maybe drive ins should make a bigger comeback

So long theaters.

Y'all ok on the other side of the lake? West MI theatergoers seem to be a bit less shitty

Theatres will come back

Oh, so it was Mike sitting beside me and suddenly yelling at me "STOP F*****G TALKING! INTURNELIES!"

Let the past die.

RONA IS MIKE'S FAULT

The only positive thing about COVID is that it killed movie theaters for good.

We are

Now, if only disney world could burn down. 🤔 Disney would somehow make money off of that!

What the hell theater do these people go to

@TheFly212

3 жыл бұрын

A big city in the mid west of the United States. AKA, a fucking shithole.

🦀

You know why theaters suck? They're full of humans.

Did they film this episode in Wuhan?

@boltywolty123

3 жыл бұрын

Wuhan are partying.

AMC will be gone soon

Ummm.. Warel.

HA HA. Remember cinemas? CAW CAW

Let the big movie theaters with over priced snacks die

:)

3:00 COVID-19 case zero

You could actually buy the movie

Jesus Christ Mike...

mike was seating next to rudy giuliani?

Thor Ragnarok. More like Bore Ragnarok am i right

@FUCKINGENIOUS

3 жыл бұрын

Nope

But you don't get it guys, it was just Thor Ragnarok! I wasw't there to hear the story, I just wanted to see the movie! - Actual opinion from my friends THAT'S NOT THE POINT

Thay did the opposite

this is probably a band aid solution that wont solve the issue, but can we just break up disney? Like trust bust em cause they definitely behave like a monopoly. I know in the grand scheme of things their cancer is on the less important issue of culture rather than y'know tech or pharmaceuticals or food but c'mon, they have way too much power. Split em into like 10 different companies

@Vanced-ii3bj

Ай бұрын

11 years ago.

Eliminate the dumb people who come to movie theaters. Don’t take away the movie theater

how much do i spend on concessions and movie tickets per year = $0 Also you went to a theater and there was vomit on the floor and you didn't leave immediately??????????????????????????

Yeah fuck cinemas let me just steam everything at home as if we haven't been at home enough already, eventually everyone will be hermits, whats the point in going out I can get everything from in my living room. It's called experiance

@Poopscipade

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah...and Mike just described that "experiance." I'll take being a hermit over that shit.

@gothelvis3541

3 жыл бұрын

@Nagger Take your own insult

@RedSiegfried

3 жыл бұрын

@Nagger Kids running up and down the aisles and obnoxious neckbeard ushers would loudly announce to everyone that there's no post-credit sequence so you can all just leave now. You know, some of us are actually interested in watching the credits, kid.