“They literally dropped me in a river to see if I’d survive” They were trying to see if you were a watermarble witch

@winstermagic7886

4 жыл бұрын

yee

@missmarete3847

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@aleksandar_0101

4 жыл бұрын

Omg lol hahaha 😂😂😂😂

@lemmontree6638

4 жыл бұрын

There are so many levels to this joke and I love it

@n0ra797

4 жыл бұрын

DOOOD #36 ON TRENDING FOR GAMING!!!

"You've been down here for HOURS" "Have I? What time is it??" Welcome to the Sims.

@aqua1607

4 жыл бұрын

Lotz'erShawna lol right??

@AnImElOvErXzHo9

4 жыл бұрын

Very True

@thelastwalkingsoul

4 жыл бұрын

Too true😂

@bugthebeloved

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@madelyncecil7118

4 жыл бұрын

Lotz'erShawna same

i need a series with Christine trying to understand the Sims.

@ma111ja

4 жыл бұрын

Cristine**

@sage9039

4 жыл бұрын

1. Cristine* 2. Yes please

@gabriellazingaropoli3141

4 жыл бұрын

No h because h’s are eww (lol I totally would want to see that series too)

@dais_yyejp

4 жыл бұрын

Cristine with NO H

@hailieferguson9797

4 жыл бұрын

there’s no h in cristine

*me watching this calmly* cristine- "they don't have flat, lifeless, long hair" me raging- "PICK THE BRAID YOUR HAIR IS IN A BRAIDDD" cristine- *doesnt pick braid*

@annulizbeth

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr she made herself look so old when she looks so beautiful.

@confusedpersonn

4 жыл бұрын

lol I was annoyed as well

@courtneyymoon

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao same!!

@amandasteiner8328

3 жыл бұрын

Ikkk

@Ace_901

3 жыл бұрын

XD i thought the same thing

Ben: “how do you beat this game” Sims players everywhere: “there are no winners here”

@VictoriaAyon

4 жыл бұрын

Just like minecraft

@Brooke-jg3ie

4 жыл бұрын

Kayla Wagg we just kill as many sims as we can to try and satisfy

@TheAdriannebanks

4 жыл бұрын

Kayla Wagg 😂😂😂😂 I said the same thing lol

@thumperas22

4 жыл бұрын

Kayla Wagg you only win your sim has the best life ever XD

@chelseah.9577

4 жыл бұрын

There are no winners. There are no losers. There is only motherlode.

“They only speak gibberish” Me: CRISTINE ITS SIMLISH

@OkOk-co6qr

4 жыл бұрын

It’s backwards Spanish

@itsmehstrawberry

4 жыл бұрын

@addy grace no it’s not, its just a fictional language.

@tigeroddity6019

4 жыл бұрын

Came here to say this haha

@OkOk-co6qr

4 жыл бұрын

Ok

@alicebthegachaweirdo8378

4 жыл бұрын

One thing I remember the Sim would usually say was something that sounded like "Lips are moving."

No one: No one ever: Not even Zyler: Ben: I'm uncomfortable make me comfortable!

@ninjanippledog725

4 жыл бұрын

If no one said nothing then everyones saying something, and, stop using this stupid fuckin dead meme, he was responding to the game. Everytime this is in youtube comments it just makes no sense, youtubers arent actively in a giant group of people 99% of the time, its just pointless mocking

@schizescribe

4 жыл бұрын

NinjaNipple Dog bro people are just trying to have fun destress and maybe connect with a couple people. You need a tea break?

@gorelbarkbark872

4 жыл бұрын

@@schizescribe Tea makes everything better!

@olivia-cz8je

4 жыл бұрын

NinjaNipple Dog calm down

@annulizbeth

4 жыл бұрын

@@ninjanippledog725 dude none gets so upset about these old memes being reused . We are all here if you want to talk or drink some tea . Idk if you're trolling ,being a dick or if you need to talk about something but us holosexuals are here if you want to talk.

Simply: "Tea please" Ben: "Oh pretend" Ben: "Glossy necks" Ben: "Thelma" Simply: "Whose Marla" Ben: "youll see" Simply: "uh huh" Ben: "holy shit" Me: *dies*

@gabriellazingaropoli3141

4 жыл бұрын

Jana Holland 🤣🤣🤣

@Kat-rh3ut

4 жыл бұрын

LOL!😝🤣🤣🤣🤣

@one_and_only_noodle

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO I WAS SO DEAD like people were staring at me weirdly

@saturnboi7427

4 жыл бұрын

BRO SAME 😂😂😂

“How do you win?” Who’s gonna tell her

@sarb1943

4 жыл бұрын

I thought the same thing😂

@skylarjohnson7779

4 жыл бұрын

you don't. You just lose. Lose time, lose money, lose patience.

@jazmineschmidt8241

4 жыл бұрын

Not me

@hanzawasgf

4 жыл бұрын

you win by dieing

@jazmineschmidt8241

4 жыл бұрын

@@hanzawasgf ok not really but sure

Cristine: *sets creepy walk, can’t find clothes, makes sim scream* Everyone: Everyone: yes this is fine

@ladychucklefuck

4 жыл бұрын

😂

“Tea plz” “Oh pretend” “Glossy necks” “Thelma” “Who’s Marla” “You’ll see” “Uh huh” “Holy shit” -Cristine’s sims 2019

@kennanlukacs

3 жыл бұрын

"tea plz" should really be "blue mesh"

@ieatkidz42069

3 жыл бұрын

you forgot slow vagina

Cristine: doesn’t finish outfits Also Cristine: what? I didn’t pick that outfit!

Cristine: "How do you win this game?" Me: *laughs in simlish *

@kubraozturk7725

4 жыл бұрын

hah nabluladada

Why does Bens sim look exactly like him? 😂

Cristine: I don't know about Alex. What does she want? Maybe she has a dark past? Me: Maybe she's a part of Troom Troom?!

@annulizbeth

4 жыл бұрын

She made a video on yt titled 'why I left troom troom' ?!?!

As an avid simmer I'm just sitting here feeling powerless wanting to tell her all the interesting things you can do ;-;

@anniebee5857

3 жыл бұрын

same

@noodle3851

3 жыл бұрын

not really there is literally nothing you can do in the sims 4 without a million packs

you know she's new when she asks why her house doesn't have walls

@Miss_Distress

4 жыл бұрын

And are they speaking English?!

@havingfunwithmary5106

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr lmaoo

@samanthaimrie2918

4 жыл бұрын

Jaee Ponde that was the most annoying comment lolll

@nathansjournal3039

4 жыл бұрын

And “How do I win?”

"i am uncomfortable" me in any social situation

“is this english?” Cristine: sL0w v@GinA

"You've been down here for a few hours now." "Have I?" yeah that's pretty much the sims experience in a nutshell

Is it just me that’s mildly offended at how ugly Cristine made her character when really she’s super pretty?

@claudiaespinoza2801

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@theblupopproject9367

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah it didn't look anything like her

@tkdchic78

4 жыл бұрын

It reminds me of that video where women tell a police sketch artist how they look (without the artist seeing them), and then strangers who just met the women tell the sketch artist how the women look, and the strangers see them as more beautiful than the women see themselves

@chloeisbeeyotful6228

4 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry but Cristine*

@srahman206

4 жыл бұрын

She has no cc that's why

“Add a new sim to the household” She gets a cat before making Ben. Now guess who she loves more...

@alexmun7391

4 жыл бұрын

Banana she gets TWO cats before Ben

Cristine making herself “ I hate this game” Cristine making her cat “ I love this game”

I am watching this on a display phone in a phone store

@yash-qk3sb

4 жыл бұрын

I-

@KL96012

4 жыл бұрын

I am watching this in a graveyard

@blc1011

4 жыл бұрын

Whyy?do you have a phone or tablet etc.

@annulizbeth

4 жыл бұрын

ÒwÕ wow... are you dead or are you at a funeral....

@emmajanepoteet2339

4 жыл бұрын

Hendersonville Verizon hahahaha

The ben she made looked more like ben than ben hOW

@elithewholeshebang

4 жыл бұрын

RIGHT?!?

Should we tell her there’s no such thing as “finishing” the sims?....

@petraszentirmai7881

4 жыл бұрын

Don't disappoint her 😂

@dummythicci675

4 жыл бұрын

I’m pretty sure it’s called death

@danrosca4352

4 жыл бұрын

Joisme yep

@larisse0

4 жыл бұрын

@@dummythicci675 you can continue playing with your ghost...

@catattack7639

4 жыл бұрын

Nope

Am I the only one who loves the intro for this and wants her to play more sims. No just me. Ok.

@lyzziekelly

2 жыл бұрын

Yup, you're totally the only one out of the millions of us subscribed to her

Cristine:“I’m done with roommates I’m thirty years old” The friends cast: 👁👄👁

"Glossy necks" - ben 2019

@jay-le8uu

4 жыл бұрын

Long Nights NSVAJSBSB

@BelleFlower15

4 жыл бұрын

I was laughing so hard it hurt my stomach when she captioned the Simlish.

@marcof1667

4 жыл бұрын

You come from Mr. Beast I see

@memetownmayor

4 жыл бұрын

@@marcof1667 what do you mean?

@merricraven

4 жыл бұрын

BelleFlower15 I actually cried

Ben: You've been down here a while Ben: *instantly gets sucked in*

@Littlewings1211

4 жыл бұрын

He's a gamer, it's one of our natural instincts 😂 Also gaming for several hours/days/weeks without noticing 😂

Cristine: they literally dropped me in a river to see if I’d survive Cristine two minutes later: Yo do I have a pool? That’s the biggest pool everrrrr!

Did I hear a little Safiya impression? "Alright!" 😂

the walk kinda looks like she s flexing with her nailart

@Grumplebumple

4 жыл бұрын

Also kinda looks like the nails aren't fully set and she's trying to keep them from touching things

@whyistherei

4 жыл бұрын

Weird flex but ok

@remyw1409

4 жыл бұрын

What nail art?

@whyistherei

4 жыл бұрын

@@remyw1409 and I pop... Skskskkskskks

IM CRYING WHY DOES BENS CHARACTER HIGH KEY LOOK EXACTLY LIKE HIM-

@seofra8252

4 жыл бұрын

Because Cristine knows exactly what he looks like. Which is so sweet.

who's telling her theres no *end* of the sims..

Ben: gLoSsy necks simply: wHo'S mArLa? Ben: h o l y s h i t

@danicacheng5024

4 жыл бұрын

Ben are you cheating on Cristine

Cristene: where is the longest hair possible Me: gurl it’s called custom content

@peebz-342

4 жыл бұрын

Bronagh Conneely Cristine....* sorry I’ll stop now..

@Karen-uq3jy

4 жыл бұрын

She was in the short hair option... pour Cristine

@neve4886

4 жыл бұрын

It’s *cristine. You might want to edit it

@cdplayerorsomething

4 жыл бұрын

Me playing the sims on the ps4 where there’s no custom content 😭

@nia6277

4 жыл бұрын

Right

When she said “How do I make one eyebrow different than the other” *I FELT THAT*

“Jenna and Julien are on Twitch like every waking hour of their lives” :(

“Who’s Marla?” “You’ll see.” BEN EXPLAIN YOURSELF

"Is this English?" Boy she really has never played sims

@demihadley515

4 жыл бұрын

She is a nail artist not a gamer

@ImBlueDaBaDeeDaBaDaa

4 жыл бұрын

katie Beekman I know right? I feel like almost everyone has played Sims at least once in their life. Or even heard of it before 😂

@HellBrat

4 жыл бұрын

@@demihadley515 We noticed.

@louieheywood1402

4 жыл бұрын

katie Beekman or been to England 😹

@thelastwalkingsoul

4 жыл бұрын

Cristine: “Is this English?” Me: “No, it’s Simlish, duh.”

Christine: I’m going to be a young adult Also Christine: *puts wrinkles on forehead*

@noq492

4 жыл бұрын

Miyuri Miyazaki Cristine*

@schizescribe

4 жыл бұрын

ѧ Gıяʟ S\AUTOCORRECT STRIKES AGAIN

“Creepy walk, looks like a sock, hot to trot, she’s got it.”😂😂😂😂😂😂

Definitely would love to see a part 2 of this sims video. This video never fails to crack me up 😂

Actually amazed how much the Ben sim looks like real life Ben 😂

@ncja1238

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like him too

“Ugh my roommate likes sports” *me meeting my roommate the first year of college*

1:44 cristine sounded like safiya there😂

Cristine talks to her sim the way Ben talks to her "Creep on ova, girl!"

Cristine: - makes herself in sims - adds Menchie - adds Zyler *pauses* - finally makes Ben ... Priorities have been set Edited: *Zyler

@MonsterGummyBear1

4 жыл бұрын

Zyler*

@Pakarang99

4 жыл бұрын

hahaa my thoughts :D

@lily-wz5rf

4 жыл бұрын

Zyler

@m.marten6525

4 жыл бұрын

@@MonsterGummyBear1 thanks, edited :)

@MonsterGummyBear1

4 жыл бұрын

@@m.marten6525 not a problem!! (:

When she said “all right” she sounded like Safiya

@nosiphodywili35

4 жыл бұрын

Lol yes you pick up your friends' habits when you hang around them too much Lol

@jananababanananlala6789

4 жыл бұрын

when?

@evalyndelong7243

4 жыл бұрын

@@jananababanananlala6789 1:44

" lips? How do i make them smaller * makes them as small as possible*... PERFECT" im dead🤣🤣🤣

Sims:"relationships are important" Simply: **doubt**

No one: Literally No One: Cristine: tries to make sense of the words the Sims say

@peebz-342

4 жыл бұрын

Srilekha Davuluri Cristine*..

@hk4ye

4 жыл бұрын

Pêebž - how many people have you corrected in the comment section? i’ve seen two of your comments so far

@MrsRebellion

4 жыл бұрын

Don't you?

@neve4886

4 жыл бұрын

NO FREAKIN H HER TRADEMARK IS CRISTINE WITH NO H

@MrsRebellion

4 жыл бұрын

@@neve4886 chill. Not that big of a deal

Ben: You’ve been down here a couple hours Simply *simply shocked* : Have I? Me: yep that’s what happens when you video game

Was I the only was that was laughing so hard that I couldn’t breathe when she saw her character walk for the first time😂

please make a part 2 orr eveen a seriess this iss soo goodd: *Mom playing the Sims 4*

@krissalyn0015

3 жыл бұрын

Where can I download the sims 4?

@kat4500

3 жыл бұрын

@@krissalyn0015 origin

It's actually scary how similar Ben's sim looks like rl Ben

@lunewicke

4 жыл бұрын

and surprisingly his voice is terrifyingly similar or is it just me?

@t.kravitz6056

4 жыл бұрын

@@lunewicke YOU'RE NOT ALONE I WAS SHOCKED HOW ACCURATE THE VOICE WAS???

I couldn’t stop laughing when your Sim started walking. I really need to go to bed.

@friskylovesyou1063

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@tayyte8294

4 жыл бұрын

Yes 5months later still laughing out loud at cristines walk... I need a life

@acriticnamedpanem1141

4 жыл бұрын

@@tayyte8294 omg your name thoo😂😂

@tayyte8294

4 жыл бұрын

Rileigh Maria Rose ....

@StarKoSuru

4 жыл бұрын

Same

Literally I swear this would become such a good series seeing that you could make it whilst at home due to the Uno virus.. but anyway, if you could and want, pleaseeee make this a series

She’s literally doing anything to avoid nail art at this point

@lilithamazepants7722

4 жыл бұрын

sadly true...

@Lilliz91

4 жыл бұрын

Well it does get boring cuz she’s done all that already and it kinda became her job. People watch her cuz she does things she’s interested in.

Alright who’s going to tell her that all she has to do is select Ben’s sim at the bottom and she then can control him all she wants😂😂

It's kinda surreal to witness someone discovering the Sims in 2019, I love it lmao

simply: tea plz ben: oh pretend ben: glossy necks ben: thelma! simply: who’s marla ben: you’ll see simply: uh huh ben: holy shit me: dies of laughter also me: wakes up everyone in my family from my laughter

I laughed so much when her character walked! F**king hilarious! 😂😂😂

Cristine: I’m not a gamer KZread: Trending for Gaming

@esthersaylee2380

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha lol

@Candlelb

4 жыл бұрын

😂

“There ain’t no Botox in the Sims” Sims: *time for a new update :D*

@citrus1001

4 жыл бұрын

Just edit in cas??

@viasventures7072

4 жыл бұрын

Literally will make anything BUT a student life pack 😂

@Tj_Smeejay

4 жыл бұрын

Sims 2&3 had the option to get plastic surgery.

@GenetMJF

4 жыл бұрын

heck new idea for a mod? I have drug, prostitution and violence mod in my sims 4 already. Need more real life in the game :,,,D

Me who has been playing for a long time: Screaming at the screen whilst ruining my whole room in frustration. Also me: Wow this is a blast please keep playing the game!.

⚠️ *Cristine paint your nails green and use them as a green screen!* ⚠️

@kaelkottrell

4 жыл бұрын

good idea evrybody tag christine in thsi comment#

@clarabarreiros446

4 жыл бұрын

Hope she sees this 😌

@jasithaanu5420

4 жыл бұрын

Good idea

@izzy4791

3 жыл бұрын

Yess

@whoswallowing

3 жыл бұрын

@simplynailogical

Imagine the fun Cristine will have when she discovers she can off everyone else off 😂😂

@Chaotic_Pixie

4 жыл бұрын

Melissa Pederson YASSSSSS! She should watch some Deligracy videos. It’s her favorite thing to do 🤣🤣🤣

@lucem422

4 жыл бұрын

You can kill people on Sims???? Edit: I have never played :o

@embrilla

4 жыл бұрын

Luce M in many many different ways.

@lucem422

4 жыл бұрын

@@embrilla Ooooooh that's interesting and scary lolol

@kyraboodoo5885

4 жыл бұрын

@@lucem422 Extreme Violence mod is a GREATTTT thang

its so funny to watch people play the sims 4 the first time because its very tricky and confusing at first but I love playing the sims daily...

no one : literally no one : Cristine : *why am i in a river?*

“are you trying to beat the game in one night?” i mean if you wanna kill them off 🤷🏼‍♀️ (not really but you get what i mean)

"I'm done with roommates. I'm 30 years old." I'm in my 20s and I also feel this way

@IonIsFalling7217

4 жыл бұрын

I had a roommate for less than a day and echoed this sentiment.

If only you could change Alex’s name to Jen 😂

When she said Sims I was like “Oh good God help us all”

When she zombie walked to rudely introduce herself I died

god damn if only the sims had a nail painting skill

@liv4118

4 жыл бұрын

tragic Maybe there’s a mod

@liv4118

4 жыл бұрын

tragic there is one to go to the nail salon but I don’t think you can see that

@bethanybdl

4 жыл бұрын

😂yess

I like how she mentions Jenna as “one of her favorite people” before Ben.

Things Cristine was doing in 2001: going to camp Things i was doing in 2001: being born

I love how she makes Menchie and Zyler before making Ben 😂

I feel like Cristine is going to kill one of them eventually “ by accident “ because she can’t handle the responsibility of taking care of all her pets and characters.

Nails and sims... you hit my heart ❤️ 🙂 Don’t mind me, just binging all your videos because you are hysterical! 🥰

ahhhh Simply can you PLEASE do the 24 hour sim challenge?? you’ve already made your household, all you have to do is make your actual house in the game and then write down whatever your sims do for 24 (game) hours. then you do exactly what your sim did!! i know i suck at explaining but a lot of people have done this so just look up the 24 hour sim challenge, i’d love to see it!

Cristine: “They only speak gibberish” Me, a simmer: “ITS SIMLISH!!!!”

@star-xw3su

4 жыл бұрын

ÊDGË LØRD ‘why don’t the house have walls’

@jadeoreo

4 жыл бұрын

@Athena Tait r/woosh

@filidolphini

4 жыл бұрын

as a simmer, this was damn hard to watch hbhubytcrdxbhjbhh

@olivertyrone2204

4 жыл бұрын

Filippa I cried at least 4 times tbh

@VERVAINMAGICIAN

4 жыл бұрын

@@jadeoreo r/wooosh

*Who else wants a continuation of Cristine playing SIMS*

@Kkmilkyway

4 жыл бұрын

Lia simplysimlogical

@babybonesxd4810

4 жыл бұрын

Especially if she gets to know the game better!

@s7o7v

4 жыл бұрын

ME , just like how Dan & Phil do it

@cutelilbookworm3807

4 жыл бұрын

If only just to hear more of her simlish translations lol “glossy necks”

@seofra8252

4 жыл бұрын

I want to see her and Ben have babies in the game. But mainly I want to see when Cristine realizes she can kill people off.

3:13 Cristine's eyes are moving just like the sim's eyes omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

While I was watching this reminded me that I haven’t play the Sims and so long I also realize that she thought the River was a pool so ummm 🤔 go you Christine go you. You should also make an episode where you tried to do it without the tutorial.

Cristine:"They threw me in a river to see if I'd survive" 10 minutes later.... Cristine:"Do I have a pool? Wow that is the biggest pool ever!..." 😂😂😂😂

@K-popstanLuver

4 жыл бұрын

Me no its a river. A fee minitues later ... oh thats a river lol

Simply: is a nail channel Simply: “five trending on gaming”

@i_do_everythingmelayna7829

4 жыл бұрын

grace. Now number 4

@sphynx01astrea40

4 жыл бұрын

6? :u

@vaidehichakka9467

4 жыл бұрын

Nya :3 same

@pelosuelto70

4 жыл бұрын

Irony!

@BlightedLight

4 жыл бұрын

Extending her market reach to the gaming zone.

lol I laughed so so so so much when she thought she had a massive pool 7:20 😂😂😂

Dude - I haven't laughed this hard at a YT video in a very long time. The walk just about did me in. PLEASE make this a series...bc you don't have enough going on lol

Me when Cristine didn't pick all of her sims's outfits: "uh oh" Cristine some minutes later: I DIDN'T PICK THESE PIJAMAS! Me: 😔✊🏽

@zoyarizwan5400

4 жыл бұрын

I was like noooo! she didn't do the rest of the outfits!!! it hurt my soul

@crocorobin2613

4 жыл бұрын

@@zoyarizwan5400 Me too! I mean, it took me a while to figure that out when I first played as well, but it still hurts to watch

@LauraLauraLaura-hc8vn

4 жыл бұрын

@@zoyarizwan5400 Me too it always takes me at least 3 hours to just create my sims and decide on a house

@bellasoyfer5084

4 жыл бұрын

my favorite part of sims is making the Sim and it hurt me when she didn't pick all the outfits

@babybonesxd4810

4 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure I like designing my sim and my house more than I like actually playing. 😂

Omg I love This Sims 4 and Simply both!!! Best vid Cristine

This is my favorite 😂 when she started zombie walking to greet the other woman😂😂

Christine: Well I dress like a young adult Also Christine: Wears a sock

@ambitiously_

4 жыл бұрын

Who? *Cristine

@mdnightzone

4 жыл бұрын

*Cristine

“Im suspicious of her being so nice to me” OH NO WERE RUINING THE CANADIANS BRO!!!

Never leave you two love you’re Channel

I’ve played this game since it came out and your reactions are hilarious. It really must seem bizarre the first time 🤣

As someone who's put in a couple hundred hours and counting into The Sims, this video was both hilarious and aggravating to watch, lol.

@ameliacrisp8482

4 жыл бұрын

The Bookish Gamer exact same thoughts. Like of course I want her to keep playing! But I hope she does some research next ep! Was hilarious to see her go in blindly though.

@18oroldercrap

4 жыл бұрын

The Bookish Gamer the whole time I just was so frustrated with her 😂😂 I would love if she made this a series but omg please let someone who knows what she’s doing help

@eliserose3040

4 жыл бұрын

The Bookish Gamer i have 350 hours just on the sims four since i’ve gotten my mac & my game recently crashed with a 102 error... i’m asking for help.

@laurenkat4261

4 жыл бұрын

Same here lol, i was happy she is doing the sims but please do some research because it made me cringe lol

@itscc2004

4 жыл бұрын

The Bookish Gamer YES

Ben: are u trying to beat the game in one night? Cristine: idk how do u win this game Anyone whose seen any sims vid:🤦🤦

@stagheart4927

4 жыл бұрын

Or just played the sims...

@jenniferclayton1976

4 жыл бұрын

so true tho

@lavanya9232

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂