Recapping The Barstool Chicago Mini Golf Open | The Unnamed Show - Episode 9

Ойын-сауық

Kirk Minihane, Dave Portnoy, and Ryan Whitney Recap The Barstool Chicago Mini Golf Open | The Unnamed Show - Episode 9
(0:00) Kirk, Dave, and Whitney are in Chicago following the first day of the Mini Golf Open.
(6:30) Kirk breaks down what happened on the 7th hole last night.
(9:37) Kirk and Hannah Cook had a heated exchange on the course.
(14:45) KFC joins to discuss being left out of mini golf and Hannah Cook being selected over him.
(16:30) Dave was going to give Big Cat a two shot penalty for using Jersey Jerry as a caddy, until Kirk and Whit intervened.
(19:40) Whitney asks Dave about Dante wondering if he was in the Illuminati.
(21:40) Kirk explains that he is in a down spot mentally.
(25:05) Dave breaks down "the guy behind the curtain" giving him advice on the course.
(28:30) O.J. Simpson died.
(30:45) The trio discuss UConn's title run and Dave's big bet.
(32:30) With the Masters beginning, all eyes are on Scottie Scheffler.
(35:15) Is Dave the new Mattress Mack?
(36:45) Debunking wive's tales.
(39:00) Miss Peaches may be getting an agent.
(41:47) Dave recaps Miss Peaches' visit to the vet after eating his gum.
(43:00) Miss Peaches' scumbag original owner has been reaching out to Dave.
(46:13) Kirk thinks if Whit loses in mini golf it'll be the biggest collapse in Barstool competitive history.
(47:05) Billy Football could be getting recruited by the Deep State.
(48:12) Kirk and Whitney are shocked that Brandon never uses his lifetime tickets to The Masters.
(48:50) Dave talks about his time at The Masters and how Talladega and Keeneland are similar.
(52:00) Whitney reveals that Frankie Borrelli was emotional last night about Dave giving him his Barstool career.
(53:35) Whitney will be at the Frozen Four.
(54:15) The Dozen Trivia crown is Kirk's last chance at defending the Minislam title.
Follow me here:
Facebook: / stoolpresidente
Twitter: / stoolpresidente
Instagram: / stoolpresidente
Tik Tok: www.tiktok.com/@stoolpresiden...

Пікірлер: 248

  • @TravisCalvin5
    @TravisCalvin53 ай бұрын

    "I don't think that would be inaccurate, but I didn't say it" 😂

  • @jjcarley

    @jjcarley

    3 ай бұрын

    Brutal 💀

  • @alexkuhn1451

    @alexkuhn1451

    3 ай бұрын

    💀

  • @brian4878
    @brian48783 ай бұрын

    "I talked to Dan, Dan said first babies dont come early..." "So you did your research."

  • @Cgrill95
    @Cgrill953 ай бұрын

    Kirk’s combination of insanity and self-awareness is hilarious

  • @Peanuttts660
    @Peanuttts6603 ай бұрын

    I HATE how Kirk skims through drama when he's involved in it but slows everything down when he's not.

  • @marcusn8318

    @marcusn8318

    3 ай бұрын

    Think you’ll be able to handle it?

  • @BigAl747
    @BigAl7473 ай бұрын

    No one was asking why KFC wasn't there LOL

  • @TheIsraelMossad

    @TheIsraelMossad

    3 ай бұрын

    People were talking about that.

  • @pill0wm4n

    @pill0wm4n

    3 ай бұрын

    ​@TheIsraelMossad they were saying," thank God, he's not here"

  • @nathankendall2566

    @nathankendall2566

    3 ай бұрын

    Not even trying to be mean I didn’t once have that thought. But I feel like he definitely could’ve added entertainment and value in that crowd

  • @wilko3017
    @wilko30173 ай бұрын

    The last event KFC was invited to, he didn't even try, a complete waste of time. Why would he ever be invited to anything ever again?

  • @aydendunne6051

    @aydendunne6051

    3 ай бұрын

    Well he explained it while you typed this comment?

  • @Hockeykid6767

    @Hockeykid6767

    3 ай бұрын

    @@aydendunne6051so now he can be invited to the next event

  • @lawnmower37659
    @lawnmower376593 ай бұрын

    KFC used to be unafraid of Dave and challenge him at every turn. Now he is so frightened to get in his crosshairs. Sad decline.

  • @TFLN

    @TFLN

    3 ай бұрын

    He said he didnt want to lift heavy weight because he cant do that anymore lol anymore?

  • @higdaddy4958

    @higdaddy4958

    3 ай бұрын

    He doesn’t want to do anything but then wants to act left out. He’s always saying how he wishes he was behind the camera. Or not in content

  • @RbL10

    @RbL10

    3 ай бұрын

    Get a life bro

  • @mookiethedoggy4368

    @mookiethedoggy4368

    3 ай бұрын

    its not so much they afraid to make content they just boring and have no good content to make…

  • @keithymg

    @keithymg

    3 ай бұрын

    Think he realizes Dave is usually right n now lets situations play out

  • @juanurrutia6704
    @juanurrutia67043 ай бұрын

    When kirk said the irony that miss peaches was closest to dying was with dave i fell off my chair laughing, not of miss peaches almost dying but from the comment kirk made

  • @Noah1997callahan
    @Noah1997callahan3 ай бұрын

    Whit laughing, Dave mocking him, and then Kirk laughing all one after the other, was gold hahaha

  • @jakewenzl7601
    @jakewenzl76013 ай бұрын

    What does Hannah even do at Barstool anymore?

  • @dwightschrute1216

    @dwightschrute1216

    3 ай бұрын

    make them money lol

  • @pickle961

    @pickle961

    3 ай бұрын

    She plays golf... but ive never seen one video of hers 😅😅😅 ​@dwightschrute1216

  • @Venividivici55555

    @Venividivici55555

    3 ай бұрын

    Nothing. Just like Mintz and Jerry. Barstool truly is the biggest charity running.

  • @mikeutley2038

    @mikeutley2038

    3 ай бұрын

    ​@@Venividivici55555 mintz actually does something now. They have him do stuff because he'll fuck it up royally and it becomes clicks.

  • @markmurdoch8662

    @markmurdoch8662

    3 ай бұрын

    I heard she stole 3500$ cash off a dude at the Nashville bar

  • @michaelmanning2818
    @michaelmanning28183 ай бұрын

    That clip was priceless dave wasted no time hammering that ball

  • @VinnyC1821
    @VinnyC18213 ай бұрын

    So much better with you guys together

  • @GorejusBand
    @GorejusBand3 ай бұрын

    "first babies don't come early" is the funniest part about this 😂

  • @louisloother301
    @louisloother3013 ай бұрын

    NOBODY WANTS KFC ON STREAMS LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @userjim83
    @userjim833 ай бұрын

    Hannah Cook does golf? Dave might wanna check her youtube channel 😂

  • @Mikebucketz

    @Mikebucketz

    3 ай бұрын

    Dave don’t have time to lurk on her insta bro bro

  • @userjim83

    @userjim83

    3 ай бұрын

    @@Mikebucketz Bet this sounded better in your head

  • @Mikebucketz

    @Mikebucketz

    3 ай бұрын

    Nah it’s jus the truth buddy

  • @userjim83

    @userjim83

    3 ай бұрын

    @@Mikebucketz the truth he doesn’t have time to check her insta when that doesn’t even make sense in relation to my comment? 🤣🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @Mikebucketz

    @Mikebucketz

    3 ай бұрын

    @@userjim83 I’m jus saying u acting like he has time to go watch KZread videos from Hannah cook like shutup u just sound like a bot. No one gives a fuck bout Hannah cook accept for simp golfers

  • @SB-dt9qe
    @SB-dt9qe3 ай бұрын

    These 3 are so good together

  • @mvl9O
    @mvl9O3 ай бұрын

    Isn’t kfc rich af now? How and why is in a room the size of a shoebox with the dirtiest blinds of all time?

  • @michaelwheeler6264

    @michaelwheeler6264

    3 ай бұрын

    Money doesn't make you clean or care about blinds. 😂

  • @davidkim6891
    @davidkim68913 ай бұрын

    KFC asking why he isn’t invited to mini golf yet he doesn’t do any streams, doesn’t try at the combine, you can’t just pick and choose what you want to do.

  • @iancole2789
    @iancole27893 ай бұрын

    Kirk squeaking through his justification of his breakdown is hilarious.

  • @colingleason2985
    @colingleason29853 ай бұрын

    “It’s in raynham whitney” 😭😭😭😭😭 gold!!

  • @MRGandee
    @MRGandee3 ай бұрын

    Whitney is so damn funny

  • @CodyBanks22
    @CodyBanks223 ай бұрын

    Whits quote about icebreakers being bad gum is hilarious. Cosign 😂

  • @Steamywindowpie
    @Steamywindowpie3 ай бұрын

    Thank god for time stamps

  • @_teamster
    @_teamster3 ай бұрын

    Who tees off first? I do. Does it matter yess. lol

  • @chroniccomplainer3792
    @chroniccomplainer37923 ай бұрын

    Ears are cropped on farm dogs so predators cant get an easy hold of the head. When a dog gets dragged by its ears the other predators go for the throat. If you see a pitbull with cropped ears that means the owner had em in dog fights or near other dog fighters. The only reason to crop dog ears is for the safety of a livestock guardian dog.

  • @NP35606

    @NP35606

    3 ай бұрын

    It’s dogfighting related, man. The farm reason is such a reach in almost all cases.

  • @chroniccomplainer3792

    @chroniccomplainer3792

    3 ай бұрын

    @@NP35606 100% agree. Peaches is clearly not a livestock guardian dog breed.

  • @DjFreshLV

    @DjFreshLV

    3 ай бұрын

    Wrong the breed has high chance of ear infections that's why they were cropped at a vet

  • @chroniccomplainer3792

    @chroniccomplainer3792

    3 ай бұрын

    @@DjFreshLV 🤣🤣🤣 dont be a clown

  • @DjFreshLV

    @DjFreshLV

    3 ай бұрын

    @@chroniccomplainer3792 such a clown but yet you'll see

  • @mydixiewrecked9236
    @mydixiewrecked92363 ай бұрын

    Why does every barstool show have horrible barely audible sound????

  • @braap350

    @braap350

    3 ай бұрын

    Every live show they produce is like that it’s infuriating

  • @TracksideViews

    @TracksideViews

    3 ай бұрын

    What are you watching on a gameboy?

  • @user-me2tl3xy5k

    @user-me2tl3xy5k

    3 ай бұрын

    pete needs to keep his job somehow

  • @BoardwalkEmpireAC

    @BoardwalkEmpireAC

    3 ай бұрын

    The audio is good on my device

  • @TheKomodo313

    @TheKomodo313

    3 ай бұрын

    Pro tip: you can turn up the volume on your own device 👍

  • @holdenb8501
    @holdenb85013 ай бұрын

    2:32

  • @jeremy.wright9158

    @jeremy.wright9158

    3 ай бұрын

    Hero

  • @stokesjensen
    @stokesjensen3 ай бұрын

    “Dave from Barstool” lol iykyk

  • @Benji-ki5rh
    @Benji-ki5rh3 ай бұрын

    turn the damn mics up

  • @jessehutchinson7539
    @jessehutchinson75393 ай бұрын

    Damn Hannah Cook doesn't work? Has she replaced Smitty????

  • @20jdemoura
    @20jdemoura3 ай бұрын

    Whit is so funny when he's being like serious and then all of a sudden some funny ass shit flies out of his mouth. He made me laugh out loud multiple times this ep.

  • @dillonbarr838
    @dillonbarr8383 ай бұрын

    This show is MADE for Whit Dog 🤣

  • @RyanCiero
    @RyanCiero3 ай бұрын

    Coming in the tunnel of chaos sounds pretty accurate

  • @christerrell6575
    @christerrell65753 ай бұрын

    Kirk is so washed. Hanging on w this schtick. They tolerate him.

  • @NeonKC

    @NeonKC

    3 ай бұрын

    I think it’s a mixture of a schtick and being a legit lunatic. he gets treated differently for sure because of it

  • @Lacednyc
    @Lacednyc3 ай бұрын

    So glad Dave hates the original Miss Peaches owner. Can't believe they even reached out.

  • @DjFreshLV

    @DjFreshLV

    3 ай бұрын

    Believe it soon the lawyer will reach out too

  • @NickWisky

    @NickWisky

    3 ай бұрын

    @@DjFreshLVhow exactly do you think that’s going to go?

  • @DjFreshLV

    @DjFreshLV

    3 ай бұрын

    @@NickWisky you'll soon see

  • @keinonsmith8616

    @keinonsmith8616

    3 ай бұрын

    Dave would bury them and ruin their life with legal fees alone, get real lol@@DjFreshLV

  • @DjFreshLV

    @DjFreshLV

    3 ай бұрын

    @@keinonsmith8616 we shall see

  • @dmcdmc
    @dmcdmc3 ай бұрын

    played mini golf with friends recently and we had a debate. you can move your ball a putter length from any outside wall, but what about objects on the course, like a rock. can you move your ball putters length away from the object? or only edge. Thank you

  • @tomnyc
    @tomnyc3 ай бұрын

    Davy cashout talking about not cashing out

  • @kingdingaling0722
    @kingdingaling07223 ай бұрын

    It seems like Kirk doesn’t want to do this show at all.

  • @halfbreed02
    @halfbreed023 ай бұрын

    45:14 The best zing of the Episode.

  • @sherryprice8906
    @sherryprice89063 ай бұрын

    Was this in lieu of watching The Masters?😂

  • @robd1789
    @robd17893 ай бұрын

    Love this show

  • @86HoneyBeaver
    @86HoneyBeaver3 ай бұрын

    Kirk was on his game today 😂

  • @TommyOneStep
    @TommyOneStep3 ай бұрын

    Paint her paws and let her run on some merch. She can paw sign hoodies

  • @bucktrucker5173
    @bucktrucker51733 ай бұрын

    KFC loves interrupting

  • @TylerNomadic
    @TylerNomadic3 ай бұрын

    Dave "I'm not an excuse guy" Portnoy

  • @hughes3947
    @hughes39473 ай бұрын

    Big Ev getting out of the chair is incredible!

  • @coltspacers2065
    @coltspacers20653 ай бұрын

    The Indianapolis 500 is the pinnacle of racing, not Talladega.

  • @Regulardudechannel
    @Regulardudechannel3 ай бұрын

    Finally

  • @mcnjr
    @mcnjr3 ай бұрын

    What shoes is Dave wearing

  • @camelscantswim116

    @camelscantswim116

    3 ай бұрын

    Yes

  • @DA-lk5np

    @DA-lk5np

    3 ай бұрын

    he been wearing new balance 550 for a while now

  • @strawberryshortcake2354
    @strawberryshortcake23543 ай бұрын

    Poor Kirk sounds like he has been struggling.

  • @Ghost-304
    @Ghost-3043 ай бұрын

    Kirk gotta realize that people had money on him and it just seems like Kirk rigged it the way he hit the ball 15 times on one hole lmao

  • @Ghost-304
    @Ghost-3043 ай бұрын

    First off KFC u have never been athletic or lifted heavy weights lol. If it’s anything to do with sweating or physical activities KFC wants no part in it. Same for Tommy Smokes . KFC was lying in this interview once again

  • @ADamiris37
    @ADamiris373 ай бұрын

    “Anything else guys?” Kirk 20x per episode

  • @seriouslycirrus7341
    @seriouslycirrus73413 ай бұрын

    Correction, UCNN is also good at equestrian polo.

  • @stevenzad1143
    @stevenzad11433 ай бұрын

    Am I the only one who hates the 2 min+ scroll to the start on the video?

  • @Jwitzzz
    @Jwitzzz3 ай бұрын

    Kirk "Anything else" Minihane

  • @mf73tastucker3
    @mf73tastucker33 ай бұрын

    Kirk STOP !!!! Let DAVE FINISH TALKING 🛑🛑🛑

  • @bucktrucker5173

    @bucktrucker5173

    3 ай бұрын

    He learned from KFC

  • @LatinKing113
    @LatinKing1133 ай бұрын

    4:14 post ad

  • @StarveAnArtist
    @StarveAnArtist3 ай бұрын

    "she knocked on the door a little bit"

  • @boomshizzIe
    @boomshizzIe3 ай бұрын

    This is like Big Cat and Dave and Rico but Rico is just Minihane

  • @fadethenoise9704
    @fadethenoise97043 ай бұрын

    I would have loved to see Whit put Kirk in his place from a gentleman’s perspective.

  • @jkony4273
    @jkony42733 ай бұрын

    Dave is afraid to diss KFC

  • @Ghost-304
    @Ghost-3043 ай бұрын

    Kirk is bigger whiner then BigCat lol, I knew yesterday that Kirk would lose and freak out when he made the first hole in one of the day and he talked shit

  • @DischinSports
    @DischinSports3 ай бұрын

    Who knows why Brandon has lifetime masters tickets? That story needs an explanation

  • @horizonfios

    @horizonfios

    3 ай бұрын

    From his grandpa that stuff happens in the south

  • @Zucch23
    @Zucch233 ай бұрын

    Kirk thinks he is CEO bro

  • @dwightschrute1216
    @dwightschrute12163 ай бұрын

    Kirk has the attitude of a bitter ex alcoholic that cant accept he is past his prime and is desperate to find it again.

  • @RyanCiero
    @RyanCiero3 ай бұрын

    West coast is overlooked..cali is inthere like swimwear

  • @0xWill
    @0xWill3 ай бұрын

    2:32 start

  • @taylorgriggs8772
    @taylorgriggs87723 ай бұрын

    Whit is the man

  • @RyanCiero
    @RyanCiero3 ай бұрын

    What does it smell like? Fish?

  • @Tylerc8158
    @Tylerc81583 ай бұрын

    Nice bet Dave

  • @connorwolterman2072
    @connorwolterman20723 ай бұрын

    Kirk the 50 year old manchild lost so it’s time to go after everyone!

  • @travishancock2302
    @travishancock23023 ай бұрын

    Air pressure for the baby when the plane is in an air its not good for the baby..!

  • @MrCaryGrant59
    @MrCaryGrant593 ай бұрын

    is it wives tale or wise tale

  • @cpm4778
    @cpm47783 ай бұрын

    Hannah Cook does less content than Smitty. Dave needs to keep that same energy.

  • @MattBurton-jw4jh
    @MattBurton-jw4jh3 ай бұрын

    WTF is @BFW thinking!!???? Go to the masters every year

  • @jacobgray9280
    @jacobgray92803 ай бұрын

    MASS-EV

  • @onthemicwithmike5650
    @onthemicwithmike56503 ай бұрын

    Old "Wives Tell Whit"!

  • @RyanCiero
    @RyanCiero3 ай бұрын

    It's all relative but jeez

  • @justincahill85
    @justincahill853 ай бұрын

    Whitney is a giant baby sore winner. Omg he has a glove 100% DQ. He can't use a caddy. Well, yeah, he can. I would love to see rhis fool on an actual golf course😊

  • @devonbriney
    @devonbriney3 ай бұрын

    Dave still didn’t say he isn’t in the Illuminati…. Just saying 😂

  • @cpm4778
    @cpm47783 ай бұрын

    Hannah Cook lives this lavish/rich lifestyle? How? She does literally nothing, who pays for everything?

  • @ML-kx9gz
    @ML-kx9gz3 ай бұрын

    I'm not trying to be a hater, because I know that Hannah gets a lot of it already and I can't really be the person to justify if its reasonable or whatever, but on god since she left being the weather girl I haven't seen a single thing with her til this mini-golf tournament and I thought she just left the company. Because even people like Castellani who gets outcast will still rarely be mentioned, even have guests on their own show, even though the company is trying to distance themselves. I believe she was mean to BFW's sister was the last bit of big content I seen her doing. She's obviously very pretty and seemed to be supportive of the other girls she was playing with. I didn't really notice MiniHanaGate I did skip the 3rd round just because when I had time the 4th was already live, so maybe I missed something huge?

  • @dyson147
    @dyson1473 ай бұрын

    Why did he have to look at his phone to see who was fighting if its such a big card . And get the names wrong. What a useless employee

  • @JD-tv7ci
    @JD-tv7ci3 ай бұрын

    Kirk is right. Riggs new hair plugs look goofy as hell.

  • @breezy9394
    @breezy93943 ай бұрын

    48:50 why’s he wearing it? masters or not could give u the time of day - or why would he wear it? waited his whole life to say that … u were the butt of it

  • @breezy9394

    @breezy9394

    3 ай бұрын

    at least back him in a corner like “oh haha come on… but what time is it?” ask until he says “sir i refuse to tell u what time it is.”.

  • @alexkuhn1451
    @alexkuhn14513 ай бұрын

    It’s like buddy…. I hate you

  • @alexkuhn1451
    @alexkuhn14513 ай бұрын

    72-74%

  • @motorcitydancampbell2472
    @motorcitydancampbell24723 ай бұрын

    Kirk is a big poor me guy

  • @raha1277
    @raha12773 ай бұрын

    ARE YOU KIDDING ME PUTTING WHIT IN A GREEN JACKET ON THE COVER, IM THROUGH ROUND 1 NOW NO POINT IN WATCHING THE REST.

  • @RyanCiero
    @RyanCiero3 ай бұрын

    Ms peaches ate dave endorsement

  • @RyanCiero
    @RyanCiero3 ай бұрын

    Birth certificate is bonkers

  • @RyanCiero
    @RyanCiero3 ай бұрын

    What?????

  • @EPiche09
    @EPiche093 ай бұрын

    KFC completely removed

  • @gophishn
    @gophishn3 ай бұрын

    Dante did to much ectasy back in the day!!

  • @iodedonpepto
    @iodedonpepto3 ай бұрын

    45:15 I never got the appeal of Kirk and think he’s boring as fuck, but that made me laugh

  • @johnm725
    @johnm7253 ай бұрын

    "A much 'to do' about nothing" another great Portnoyism. Could only come from a misogynist. 😂

  • @RyanCiero
    @RyanCiero3 ай бұрын

    100 grand doesn't feel like a lot of mo ey....so far removed from reality

  • @DjFreshLV
    @DjFreshLV3 ай бұрын

    And I did

  • @tomgzzy7257
    @tomgzzy72573 ай бұрын

    KFC and Kirk are absolute worms

Келесі