Rebel Moon: requires Netflix subscription Rebel Moon Pitch Meeting: does not require Netflix subscription Money: saved. Time: saved Satisfaction: increased.

@johnsmith-jq1uc

23 күн бұрын

this comment is tight

@alshaaransari2821

23 күн бұрын

Super easy: Barely an inconvenience

@MCheiron

23 күн бұрын

Grain: harvested.

@LuisSierra42

23 күн бұрын

PEAK efficiency

@alyxgraff9121

23 күн бұрын

Hotel: Trivago?

Harvesting all the grain was super easy, barley an inconvenience

@jannesakkinen4631

23 күн бұрын

This comment is TIGHT!

@johnsmith-jq1uc

23 күн бұрын

@@jannesakkinen4631 do you know what else is tight?

@Chris_Hood

23 күн бұрын

The chronic online misspelling is SO RAMPANT that when I read "barley" and "defiantly" used correctly it throws me off Well played

@atoth62

23 күн бұрын

You mean it was super "peasy", barley an inconvenience?

@grantnebel9974

23 күн бұрын

YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD

“She couldn’t bring herself to shoot him; killing’s wrong, so she just kills some guards and escapes.” That is so funny, I had to pause the Pitch Meeting to catch my breath.

@francisadams1834

22 күн бұрын

And that's right after they talk about shooting the child!

@AjianAja

22 күн бұрын

Exactly 😂 I also was thinking about the child 🤣

@Justin_Rose

22 күн бұрын

This is such a common and silly trope in movies that Ryan could totally make variations of these lines a running joke.

@user-zn1rc9gq7y

22 күн бұрын

I was laughing watching that scene, thinking about the joke Pitch Meeting would make about it.

@ronsellick5093

21 күн бұрын

THIS!!! 😂😂😂​@@francisadams1834

"He might, I can do what I want." Masterful Snyder impression, I was transported.

@Everthus4

16 күн бұрын

Somehow, big bad guy sirvived. Again.

@nextos

16 күн бұрын

I searched for this comment. thank you

*Fun fact: Zack Snyder only makes movies to give Ryan "Pitch Meeting" material. Great guy, that Zack*

@maugwei

23 күн бұрын

The real movie was this pitch meeting.

@Godzilla-tu2cd

23 күн бұрын

It's super easy barley an inconvenience

@loke6664

23 күн бұрын

Yeah, it must either be that or because Netflix pays him to do movies no matter how bad they are. And they are bad when Disney thought they were too bad to be Star wars movies...

@Yogurt_Fingers

23 күн бұрын

FNT, Critical Drinker and EFAP do a great job clowning on it as well.

@havelthebonk1226

23 күн бұрын

To be fair, he both produced and wrote the script so Zach doesn't have to do much. ryan does all the hard work

“So you have a sequel to a movie that nobody saw on Netflix for me?” “Yes sir, I do.”

@carter_lovejoy

23 күн бұрын

“Amazing! So what happens in this thing?”

@ProfiteerProphet

23 күн бұрын

Hey, that isn't true. My dad did. You know how dads, for some reason, watch the dumbest fucking movies? You go to the living room and there they are, watching the worst movies ever made? Like legit watching The Last Airbender? Tell me it isn't just my dad, please. Edit: Glad to see how many people appreciate their dads' ability to endure the worst movies ever

@Meerkat73

23 күн бұрын

@@carter_lovejoy "Well, Sir, things move at incredibly slow speed, of course."

@kianbakker3691

23 күн бұрын

@@ProfiteerProphet no it isnt my dad watches what ever is on the tv

@Darklordjadow1

23 күн бұрын

@@ProfiteerProphet My dad watches anything with Melissa McCarthy in it. It's not just yours.

"Oh ... You want to make more of these?" Probably an actual line an actual executive said to Zack Snyder.

Best part: 2:06 "Killing's wrong, so she just kills some guards and escapes."

@BioDeus

17 күн бұрын

I thought it was more of "this goes against my programming" moment.

@thepubknight6144

9 күн бұрын

Zack Snyder copied the Wb method since the 1990s

Good guys: "It'll be impossible to get past all this grain!" Bad guys: "Barley an inconvenience."

@Jebophobia

23 күн бұрын

Kudos!

@Demo-critus

23 күн бұрын

Wheat have you been smoking?

@thereverendjoe1130

23 күн бұрын

Puntastic

@molochi

23 күн бұрын

Such a corny pun

@thereverendjoe1130

23 күн бұрын

@@molochi lovely stuff

"This grain seems to be more of a character than everyone else". So true 😂

@sjohno98

23 күн бұрын

Than

@benjamindover4337

23 күн бұрын

I want to hear Snyder say that in a director interview. "The grain is actually a character in this film"

@_jpg

23 күн бұрын

It had the most screen time and character development-

@jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

23 күн бұрын

Is this what is meant by film grain?

@NilesBlackX

23 күн бұрын

It even got a full half hour of character development

So happy you mentioned the 40 minutes of space farming. Turns out it was the best 15 seconds of fast forwarding I’ve ever done

@K4inan

11 күн бұрын

Great smile dude

@marjanepersepolis6463

11 күн бұрын

Hahahahahahhaa😂😂😂😂

@theamazingwhaleshark4478

10 күн бұрын

How could you skip 90% of the character development?

It’s refreshing to have a KZreadr be this transparent with his audiemce

@makarabaduk1754

21 күн бұрын

So many KZreadrs promise, yet only Ryan George sees it through.

@kiran9s

16 күн бұрын

There's samtime. He is more transparent than Ryan.

@panampace

15 күн бұрын

I’m so glad I read this comment before getting to the end of the video 😂

"What is more exciting than watching grass grow?" "Watching grass grow in slow motion" "Holy shit, this is why we pay you like we do"

@Jerga27

23 күн бұрын

Fuck ok that got me 😂 I'm writing this after spending a minute cleaning coffee off my phone

@4plus20isHappy

23 күн бұрын

How about painting grass and watching it dry while it grows?

@AchedSphinx

23 күн бұрын

they saw slo-mo guys.

@Vaquix000

23 күн бұрын

@@4plus20isHappy Zack wouldn't do that unless it is in slow motion. If it's in slow motion it is cool no matter what according to Zack.

@thatHARVguy

23 күн бұрын

Snyder doesn't make movies. He makes screensavers.

Shoot princess you didn't want to kill: yes Shoot random guys: yes Shoot guy who just framed you for a crime you committed under his orders: no Excellent character writing, Zack.

@coyoteone6197

23 күн бұрын

She did commit some of the crime though 😄

@NikoJr.

23 күн бұрын

@@coyoteone6197 Fixed. You had a point haha

@sirpepeofhousekek6741

22 күн бұрын

Shoot innocent doctors trying to help you: yes

@mnm8818

22 күн бұрын

rant: (cause of how bad this high budget movie is) thought maybe she couldn't shoot him, cause Bella-saurus guy was a father figure to her, But people don't go out of their way to harm innocent people, its usually the ones they have a connection to that caused them pain/ emotions... atleast she could have given him a scar- hence her name (unless this movie is saying her scar giving is emotional- by betrayal) which is too complex for this kind of movie... anyway the movie doesnt even deserve a critic of it

@toadynamite8141

22 күн бұрын

Luke sorta does the same thing with palpatine vs the millions of dead stormtroopers and other bad scoundrels

The worst part is the princess saying *"I forgive you".* Really, that's her last words to the woman who betrayed her without any coercion? Not *"Why have you done this?"* *"We trusted you!"* *"Please don't kill me!"* *"Somebody help me!"* *"I don't want to die"* *"Strike me down and I'll become more powerful than you could possibly imagine"* Y'know, usually the things a child would say if they're about to be murdered.

@towelgirl21

11 күн бұрын

This kid is basically Jesus, always bringing things back from the dead, part of a prophecy, and so on

@jonathanshepherd5515

8 күн бұрын

"Death is only the beginning." "You cannot kill me in any way that matters." "All who live by the sword die by the sword." "The blood on your hands shall testify against you." All much cooler things to say before being murdered.

@aidanthornton173

8 күн бұрын

@@jonathanshepherd5515 You get it.

@Mereologist

6 күн бұрын

Even a "shoot me in the gut and I'll pretend to be dead" would have been a rully good idea.

@chansesturm7103

2 күн бұрын

"Go then, there are other worlds than these," is also viable.

Nice to see that Ryan finally got around to making a pitch meeting for "Farmville: The Movie" 😅

@JP_AZ

18 күн бұрын

Part Three: The Graintaker's Revenge

@-Subtle-

23 күн бұрын

Part four: Starmoon Valley

@dirt_nWater

23 күн бұрын

🤣 or even “The Phantom Gluten”

@devondeswardt6239

23 күн бұрын

😂

@Styrophoamicus

23 күн бұрын

The Grain Reaper

@janminglee3004

23 күн бұрын

The japanese samurai was cool though

"why is this two movies?" "All the slow motion"

@bad-people6510

23 күн бұрын

Zack Snyder might be the only director to ever do montage entirely in slow motion.

@liveac3694

23 күн бұрын

Clone Wars did a better version of Star Wars x Seven Samurai in 20 minutes...

@Ale-dd3ek

23 күн бұрын

Seriously this shit could be a 3 hour movie and nothing would be Lost

@bad-people6510

23 күн бұрын

@@liveac3694 Roger Coreman did a better version of Star Wars x Seven Samurai 44 years ago for $2,000,000. And his actually made money.

@BoraHorzaGobuchul

22 күн бұрын

​@@Ale-dd3ekthis could be a rejected idea and nothing would be lost as opposed to lots of man-hours and money

I started watching this movie and when out of the gate they brought the main villain back to life. I shut it off and just watched this pitch meeting instead. Time well spent, thank you Ryan.

I will give kudos to Zack Snyder. This movie lulled me to sleep for four days in a row before I could get to the end of it. And it wasn't even a light slumber, it was full on deep sleep with dreams and snoring. So I, for one, look forward to his future entries to watch whenever I am too stressed to get some zzzs.

@angelae4864

17 күн бұрын

Same!

"When can we watch Dune: Part Two?" Netflix: "Nonsense, we have Dune: Part Two at home!" Dune: Part Two at home:

@AchedSphinx

23 күн бұрын

where the sand is just grain and it's produced by giant locusts as they jump through it.

@stebsis

23 күн бұрын

The grain must flow.

@bluemountain4181

23 күн бұрын

If you distill the grain into high proof vodka and drink enough of it then you can see the future

@rcarfang2

23 күн бұрын

@@stebsis grain is the spice of life.

@1zymn1

23 күн бұрын

If The Asylum still made movies, this is the Dune rip-off they'd be putting on Blockbuster shelves.

"spaceships are powered by COAL"

@diefty94

23 күн бұрын

When it comes to space travel most movies use some sort of sci-fi fuel for something that requires so much energy. Zack picked a non renewable fuel that is outdated by real life standards.

@briandalke5946

23 күн бұрын

That are put in the engines manually by guys with shovels.

@louisvictor3473

23 күн бұрын

@@diefty94 It being outdated on earth is the least of the issues with using coal to power a spaceship. It is not even on the list of issues.

@BenedictMHolland

23 күн бұрын

Space is famous for being able to transfer vast amounts of heat. Also, ventilation. Also, oxygen.

@niallrussell7184

23 күн бұрын

and you just don't ask about the God it powers..

I'm completely confident that Hollywood is only in business to give Pitch Meeting content.

I just have to give kudos to Ryan for the bit right at the ending. In all my years watching youtube I don't think I've ever seen another content creator be so transparent about themselves. It's very heartwarming and should be an inspiration for all content creators current and future!

As a farmer, son of a farmer, I am super excited to see that the fights & heroics that go into farming is finally exposed to everyone. Thank me for my service please.

@samblack5313

23 күн бұрын

🫡

@tonichan89

23 күн бұрын

thanks 👍

@lisaroper421

23 күн бұрын

Thanks! 🎉

@varalderfreyr8438

23 күн бұрын

Thank you for you service.

@bdb1052

23 күн бұрын

You better be a grain farmer or this is some stolen Valor 😂😂😂

It‘s called „Scargiver“ because you will never fully recover from the boredom you experience while watching it.

@drphot6050

23 күн бұрын

Makes sense to me lol

@mdgsk824

23 күн бұрын

emotionally scarred

@axelhopfinger533

23 күн бұрын

Or maybe she's just that rough with a strapon?

@diptarkadas5193

22 күн бұрын

That's why you watch the pitch meeting

@csrencz6942

22 күн бұрын

“Snoregiver” was too on the nose.

The pitch meeting was hilarious, as usual. But, the "I'm gonna be transparent with you" joke at the end really got me! 🤣

@Gauravkoolwal

20 күн бұрын

Haha yeah was genius work yet again; couldn’t stop laughing 😂

I had to google this... SCARGIVER is the actual title they gave???!!! It's the most cringe title I've ever heard!:D Thank God for this fun channel! It gives a quick summary, much more entertaining than watching Hollywood trash:>

Can’t wait for the Snyder cut where we’ll get an additional 90 minutes of slow motion farming!

@AlephNullMore

22 күн бұрын

There might even be corn! Widely known as the black suit of the crop family.

Gotta watch this pitch meeting at 0.25x speed to get the full experience.

@gtdc4685

23 күн бұрын

💀

@DJDelta0

23 күн бұрын

Still more enjoyable than the actual movie.

@Gauravkoolwal

20 күн бұрын

Specially how he gets transparent with us 😂

@vitmir9099

20 күн бұрын

At 0.5x usually 😅actual slow-mo

"Hiring a band for your secret murder plot is TIGHT!" -tagline for a group Bard assassins

@chrisgatton621

16 күн бұрын

The Red Wedding approves of this message.

"Oh you want to make more of these" was exactly what I thought when I heard that sequel bait.

I love that the side characters where so inconsequencial that Screenwriter Guy didn't even mentioned that the lady with the lightsabers died in this movie

@MusicoftheDamned

23 күн бұрын

She did? Ha. That woman just couldn't catch a break outside of I guess escaping these movies unlike poor Sofia Boutella. I find it funny that the Honest Trailers review pointed out she pointlessly cut off her hands and replaced them with metal variants to wield the Temu Lightsabers...when apparently the story then also shows you can just wrap the handles in leather to achieve the same effect. Whoops.

@Mario_Angel_Medina

23 күн бұрын

@@MusicoftheDamned I may had misunderstood the film (the dialogue is generic and ambiguous), but it gave me the impression that she didn't cut her arms only because the swords are literaly too hot to handle, but also because the prostetic hands have some kind of swordmanship software programed onto them, and that's how in a short time she turned from a simple villager into a killing machine. Which makes the awful fight choreography of her fight scenes even worse

@MusicoftheDamned

23 күн бұрын

@@Mario_Angel_Medina Noted. That's even funnier if she both died despite supposedly having such an advantage--maybe also Temu brand?--over others *and* the fight choreography was bad anyway, which I imagine the excessive slo-mo didn't help.

@bluicarys732

23 күн бұрын

A sword lady did exactly as well against space nazis as I had thought she would. Taken down by a few unnamed enemies.

@mateusferreira266

23 күн бұрын

The important part is that the grain is safe

“Less slow-mo farming, more organic character development” this one cracks me up 😂😂😂

@jonathanbaker4361

21 күн бұрын

Nah, that requires writers

@favoritemustard3542

21 күн бұрын

"Organic farming" joke FTW 😂

@EzaleaGraves

19 күн бұрын

"Ehhhhh... No we're gonna want the slo mo farming"

I was thinking about the Magnificent Seven, seven warriors defend a farming village against an army of bandits, Remember all seven gunfighters have distinct and interesting personality and motivation and the farmers are relatable and the crisis brings out the best in some and the worst in others, and the villain is simultaneously charismatic and dangerous, smart and unpredictable with a personal code. Great acting great action that was a great movie, I miss movies like that

"That's right! WHEAT... slowly." 😂

"Now Cora and the other warriors need to train the village people." "The band?" Got me😂😂

@mmm-mmm

23 күн бұрын

THAT would have made the movie bearable...

@jamesbednar8625

23 күн бұрын

Y-M-C-A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@vitmir9099

20 күн бұрын

Oldsters remember❤

Kora is the villain Kills a kid Kills medics Kills coal workers

@AngelsLance

23 күн бұрын

Don't forget she planted bombs on the imprisoned space god that powers the ship.

@Vaquix000

23 күн бұрын

Yeah, why are we supposed to care about this character again? Kills an innocent kid but refuses to kill a villain, then goes off and kills some random guards. She's a psycho. I genuinely think Zack has something wrong with his brain, this isn't simply lazy writing it's "get your head checked. Now." writing.

@englishatheart

23 күн бұрын

@@Vaquix000 Sadly, since she's a woman, she can get by with that shit.

@anonomaly

23 күн бұрын

Because, unironically, women stronk. Zack actually thinks she's a badass for doing all this stuff, lmao.

@newtpondskipper

23 күн бұрын

But she said she was a bad person so we are supposed to now forgive her so she's a good person... no.

"Oh no! He was... was in the movie!"😂 Everytime I'm dying🤣in slow-mo

Been a fan for years and can humbly say that my level of awareness has evolved because of it. During down or bleak times I've come to this channel and even in just simple down times the experience makes me smile. Watching the progression and feeling like I'm in on the jokes as an OG fan is something that matters. Thanks Ryan

Watching Pitch Meeting instead of wasting my time on slow-mo farming is tight.

@williammkydde

23 күн бұрын

Yea -yea- yea.

@ianitor

23 күн бұрын

honestly even this had a little more than I wanted 😅😂

“She can’t bring herself to shoot him, killing’s wrong, so she just kills some guards and escapes.” Rare to see the hero refuse to kill the big bad guy and THEN kill a bunch of faceless goons. Good on you, Rebel Moon Part 2 for subverting that trope.

@mdgsk824

23 күн бұрын

She also shot a child earlier

@MusicoftheDamned

23 күн бұрын

Kora is such a trend-setting and well-written character. If only she had murdered the faceless guards in slow-motion as well. The only bit of wasted potential in this movie. /s

@thatHARVguy

23 күн бұрын

@@MusicoftheDamned Being faceless, they can't make screaming faces when shooting/being shot.

@EskChan19

23 күн бұрын

@@thatHARVguy Neither could the wheat. That didn't stop the slow mo either.

@SrCarpi

23 күн бұрын

The movie subverted another trope: having characters the audience can get invested in.

It's always really nice when a KZreadr can be truly transparent with his audience.

What's really funny is that Nemesis dies in the movie and YOU completely glossed over it, proving exactly how little the characters actually mattered.

@Samuel-p17

5 күн бұрын

Whats sad, because she was the only cool character

"And then the General gives a rousing speech about how they only have a few days to prepare!" So they start right away? "Nope, he tells them all to get some rest, then he complains when they wake him up in the morning"

@GizmoFromPizmo

23 күн бұрын

Oh wow, wow, wow... wow.

@Tymbus

23 күн бұрын

Hilarious, particularly since the farmers I know do what work is needed even if it is in the middle of the night!

@MushookieMan

23 күн бұрын

I love resting that guy is pretty good ok

When that sickle hit the grain… Agh. 10/10.

@obsidianjane4413

23 күн бұрын

That song. I did hear it.

@BenedictMHolland

23 күн бұрын

Nothing says afventure like a space movie having people harvest wheat by hand with a sentient robot.

Thank you Ryan for strengthening my intention of not wanting to watch these movies. Hollywood really was able to kill the last bit of my excitement for fantasy movies. If I were a Hollywood producer, I would show every script to you to make a pitch meeting about them, before I start shooting the movie.

Brilliant as always, Ryan! My son and I watched the movie yesterday just for laughs and talked throughout about which bits of cinematic nonsense would make your Pitch Meeting. You nailed every one, of course! Especially THE GRAIN!! 😂

Watching pitch meetings for movies that I never watched is TIGHT!!

@carter_lovejoy

23 күн бұрын

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

@michindor5959

23 күн бұрын

And never will

@sfurules

23 күн бұрын

Yeah if you watched this pitch meeting you pretty much saw the movie TBH

@devondeswardt6239

23 күн бұрын

Nice! 😂

@blindleader42

23 күн бұрын

This is _the way._

If the empire had that x-ray/thermal vision to see where the women and children were, how did they not also notice the people hiding underground?

@NONO-hz4vo

23 күн бұрын

After many HR complaints it was decided that when using any vision enhancing tools they must keep their gaze north of the equator if you know what I mean. Due to this fact they never looked down...

@marcguerne7311

23 күн бұрын

Hey, Shut up!

@Novastar.SaberCombat

23 күн бұрын

"Becuz."

@davescott7680

23 күн бұрын

​@@Novastar.SaberCombat"That works"

@Mario_Angel_Medina

23 күн бұрын

Maybe I'm missremembering but I think they noticed that too. When the Admiral and his second in command look at the town in their screens they say things like "look how they barricated here, look how they put an sniper nest there" etc. ... and then proceeded to attack frontaly anyways. I really think the Empire's attitude was just "we have a lot of tanks, we don't need strategy"

Man, you never miss. This and Viva La Dirt League are my two favorite things on KZread.

[Combine Harvester Manufacturers on Rebel Moon] "Where are all the farmers....?"

Continued to be blown away by how Zack keeps getting work.

@carlsiouxfalls

22 күн бұрын

Hollywood is terrible system where people constantly fail upwards.

@ExtremeSquared

22 күн бұрын

A lot of big-budget media nowadays makes it seem like all writing has been taken over by some sort of cult of schizophrenics.

@maegor-targaryen

22 күн бұрын

He’s good at his job. He makes pretty looking shots out of the scripts he gets, and everyone he works with likes him.

@bern9642

22 күн бұрын

@@maegor-targaryen you mean slow motion shots. I don't particularly enjoy his shots. only one I found entertaining is the one where a tiny woman fights a massive samurai.

@hermanoguimaraes6343

22 күн бұрын

Cant believe that people actually pay for him to direct a movie. He is so fucking bad

Why isn’t this one movie? “Because it’s two” ☠️☠️🤣🤣

@_davidboxing

23 күн бұрын

I heard he plans on making it 6+ parts, along with “Director’s Cut” 🤦🏽‍♂️

@jordanm1079

23 күн бұрын

Because MONEY 💰 🤑 💸

@lookatmyname6189

23 күн бұрын

Hey, shut up.... So then in part 3....

@jarrodbright5231

23 күн бұрын

Because this lets Snyder claim there are 6 movies in his "trilogy"

@lookatmyname6189

23 күн бұрын

@@jarrodbright5231 listen, we have to get aaalll the way off Synder's back...

4:00 I'm dying at the fact that in the supposed science fiction movie, the villains have a weapon they steer with a wheel

@katmandomo

16 күн бұрын

What else would you expect on your coal fired intergalactic dreadnought? I think someone is forcing Zach to set this in space even though he really wanted to write about 1908.

@johngr1747

15 күн бұрын

@@katmandomo I don't think so

Yeah, those movies could've been really good if it wasn't for all the wallowing in self-pity, rapid fire exposition, and, of course, the damned slow-mo farming! Nailed it Ryan, nailed it.

@futurestoryteller

21 күн бұрын

Who told you they could've been really good?

Kansas farmer here. Grain dust is explosive. Not a good shield.

@Novastar.SaberCombat

23 күн бұрын

Snyder is rich, so he don't care.

@a.r.e.j.1693

23 күн бұрын

They weren't using it as a literal shield, they thought that putting the grain there the bad guys wouldn't shoot at them because it would destroy the grain, which is what they wanted to steal from them. Still stupid as fuck, but yeah.

@toupac3195

23 күн бұрын

@@a.r.e.j.1693 I agree. It is a sort of paradox.

"I want to be transparent with you." ~ Turns invisible ~ Now that's a punchline nobody could have seen coming.

@bricelory9534

23 күн бұрын

I see what you did there. Or didn't see it....since its transparent.

@hunterhunter5906

23 күн бұрын

Nah, I saw right through it.

@KristianRobertsen

21 күн бұрын

While maintaining steadfast eye contact

1:28 "What about the fight training?" "Oh, the villagers are just instantly good at that part." proceeds to show the worst way to hold a gun ever*

4:17 "Oh no, he wa-, he was in the movie."

Its such an obvious joke but the way Ryan delivered “We’re gonna want the slow mo farming” was gold lmao

@CorePathway

23 күн бұрын

I got a fever, and the only cure is more slow mo farming

@OffroadGeekDxb

22 күн бұрын

THey could have had slow-mo training montage... but nope... farming it is!!

@andrewbogard2411

22 күн бұрын

It's a Zack Snyder film so slow mo is required lol

@gnaius

21 күн бұрын

I want more movies with slo-mo farming so it becomes the next catchphrase 😆😆

@hafirenggayuda

21 күн бұрын

It actually make me rewatch Kungfu Hustle, I love the scenes where The Beast move in accelerated mode while others on slow mo, ridiculously fast

"In a couple of days they harvested all their grain, trained everybody to fight, and built an elaborate trench system?" Don't forget they also had time to design really really nice elaborate cloth things with knitted drawings to gift to people that must have taken days to finish each. But they prefaced it with "sorry that our gifts are this humble and small" so I guess it wasn't much work.

@deadlypandaghost

23 күн бұрын

Probably used a replicator.

@albertinag.demoraesm.9511

16 күн бұрын

It was barely an inconvenience.

@katmandomo

16 күн бұрын

Are you telling me Zach Snyder doesn't respect time? Say it ain't so.

That outro had me cackling! Beautiful work, Ryan. Unless that was George speaking.

Am I the only one who always tips his head with Ryan when he says "Super easy, barely an inconvenience?" It's like a dance move.

@Mibbitmaker

23 күн бұрын

I say it along with him now. Even adding the, "Oh, really?".

@johnpazniokas1143

22 күн бұрын

SEBAI is a frequently used line for me IRL, and I always do the head tip.

@FreakiFreakenton

22 күн бұрын

You mean it's not just me? Heck yeah I do.

@TeaDrivenDev

15 күн бұрын

@@Mibbitmaker Yeah, I don't even think about that anymore; it just happens.

2:21 Screenwriter guy: "nah, how about we meet in the middle with organic *farming* instead?"

Ryan, mate, I just want to say thank you for the great videos. I watch them every night and it helps elevate my mood. Keep up the brilliant work Cheers!

1:18 🤣🤣🤣 WHEAT... that's right.

Next to the slow mo farming, watching everybody get their own personalised tea towel was my favourite bit. Truly riveting

@vsGoliath96

23 күн бұрын

Hey Zach, maybe we should use some of this time to creatively flesh out our main characters? Fuck you, repeat after me. Tea. Towels.

@brettloo7588

23 күн бұрын

+1

@ianrosenbalm6555

23 күн бұрын

The Snyder cut will be additional footage of 100 percent pure adrenaline-pumping tea towel customization action. We get to see them pick the embroidery thread!

@MrDe4dGuy34

23 күн бұрын

Yes, then they burn half those towels a day later because death.

@towelgirl21

11 күн бұрын

I was going "I thought everyone had to be farming. When did she have time to make those little banners?"

1:34 “now it’s time for some character development” is such an awesome dig at this movie

@AchedSphinx

23 күн бұрын

just took two movies.

@s1nnocense

23 күн бұрын

so one and a half movies in we figure out basically everyone has the same trope backstory.

@Darkness-ie2yl

23 күн бұрын

what happened to Snyder all of a sudden? that emily browning movie was pretty bad but I liked all the others

@Rubiecat

23 күн бұрын

@@Darkness-ie2yl he stopped listening to the more talented people around him

@scarletspidernz

23 күн бұрын

@@Darkness-ie2yl most were probably written by other people if you look at his Wikipedia page and he didn't have full control, for these he did and does so you actually see what his real capabilities are and even then he's already talking about Snyder cut versions 🤦‍♂

*The transparent joke at the end was EVERYTHING, I decided!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* 🤣🤣😅🤣😆😅😄🤣😂

the hey shut up parts are delightful

The transparency joke at the end sent me lmao

@atoth62

23 күн бұрын

He was very transparent. I could see right through him.

@jayf6206

23 күн бұрын

It is a refreshing change. I'm used to listening to people at a podium who are very clear that they take their lack of transparency very seriously.

I for one really loved the character development when Titus refilled his canteen in slow motion.

@anonymes2884

23 күн бұрын

With water though ! That's totally an arc ! [in Zack Snyder's head]

@lajeandom

23 күн бұрын

U know my wife asked why the f are we seeing this scene in slow motion...and then it got me thinking; perhaps because this guy was stuck as a gladiator kind of for so many years and water is so precious and was so rare for him, and now finally, after all those years, he could get water as a normal human being, and this moment is kind of important for him... 😅😅😅 but then, I realized that the movie never ever expanded anything on this character so I was just trying to make up a back story that makes sense in my head 😂😂😅

@mmm-mmm

23 күн бұрын

i couldn't get over the fact that he just dunks his nasty-ass hand and canteen wrist-deep into the water... "thanks for contaminating out water asshole..."

@mmm-mmm

23 күн бұрын

@@lajeandom "water is so precious and was so rare for him..." oh... so THAT'S why he contaminated the entire drinking supply by dunking his nasty-ass hand in it...

@timmemmo4051

23 күн бұрын

Omg actual MLS fans on non football content, actually based

"Ughhh, no we're gonna want the slow mo farming" 😂😂 that got me

Character dies: "Oh no! He was... he was in the movie!" 🤣🤣🤣

Dude. COMMENDATION!!! The comedic timing for your joke on killing some kid, not killing because its wrong, then kill guards to escape was so awesome. Love it 😂

@felixmarvin1199

22 күн бұрын

The same joke is in many other pitch meetings because it's a fairly standard movie trope for the hero to decide not to kill the villain while their actions simultaneously kill dozens or even thousands of the villain's lackeys.

@boogiesmell5181

22 күн бұрын

@@felixmarvin1199 So true. This is why I don't watch movies anymore. They're all just copies of eachother and so utterly predictable. All Hollywood movies always follow the same template. Literally anyone could write one of these movies without any effort whatsoever. Just use the template. It's beyond me why anyone would voluntarily choose to watch garbage like this (the movies, not this channel!). We are currently experiencing the dark ages of cinema.

@eddgar-ce3md

22 күн бұрын

@@boogiesmell5181 "why anyone would voluntarily choose to watch garbage like this" - it's proven that the average human IQ is declining at 3 points per decade. In 2030 must of the people on the planet will officially be retards. The movie industry is adapting to that. Give the masses what they can digest.

@Zift_Ylrhavic_Resfear

22 күн бұрын

@@boogiesmell5181 Kids grow up, and they haven't seen the previous movies. If you just like action scenes, a new movie with a predictable story is still better than a fight you've already seen several times. Many people want to be able to talk about the new thing everybody else is talking about, and will watch the movie before reviews come in. Some people are more sensitive to hype than others.

@AlephNullMore

22 күн бұрын

@@boogiesmell5181 Disregard movies, listen to audio books and watch anime. Anime is always 100% thousand consistent and unique. (PS: There are no new stories, only new ways to tell the same ones and most fail at that.)

“So tell me about this movie” “It has characters. It has action. There’s lots of slo-mo..” “BUT WHAT ABOUT THE GRAIN!?!?!?!?!!!!!”

@LukasJampen

21 күн бұрын

Wait. Where were those mythical things called characters? I must have missed them in the movie. All I saw was card board cutouts shooting and stabing eachother. They must be ninja characters and were hiding 😂

I liked how Gunnar was completely chill with the fact that his girlfriend admitted that she murdered a child. No reaction whatsoever.

5:00 THAT WAS SO FREAKING CLEVER

Fun Fact: Wheat can be planted in spring or fall (also known as winter wheat); spring wheat usually takes 120 days from planting to maturity; winter wheat takes 240 days.

@ConeJellos

23 күн бұрын

This is the only comment on this video that doesn't make me want to kill myself. I would like more wheat facts please.

@tonyzacker8946

23 күн бұрын

I don't care, if this is real or not, it's information about the main character of the Rebel-Moon-franchise so I won't question it.

@Chrismcredmond

23 күн бұрын

fun fact they really planted, grew and harvested the wheat. They also intentionally wanted the wheat to be a character in the story.

@Kilgore6549

23 күн бұрын

Ok, but what about Space Wheat?

@macgonzo

23 күн бұрын

Spoken like a true Lord of the Manor!

Well now that you mention it, I would love a movie about the band "Village People" having to fight off an alien invasion.

@danielduncan6806

23 күн бұрын

Oh, YES! This sounds like a very fun movie. But, could we use a modern band? I feel like actors playing the roles of the dead band members(they are all dead, all of them) is a little cliche, and will likely end in disaster. Looking at the past with a modern optics NEVER ends well. Modern band, for modern eyes. That is my suggestion.

@thatHARVguy

23 күн бұрын

@@danielduncan6806 Village People cover band that gets embroiled into fighting aliens?

@MuljoStpho

23 күн бұрын

@@thatHARVguy Now I'm trying to imagine a scenario here where this band can somehow get into a situation like in Galaxy Quest. Something where they had some sort of hit show based off of fitting their covers into a sci-fi story (maybe they give the songs the Weird Al treatment instead of just playing the originals? and they created some sort of sci-fi rock opera out of them?), and a clever but naive alien race thinks it's real and builds their replica ship and seeks out the crew's help.

@danielduncan6806

23 күн бұрын

@@thatHARVguy It's not the same.

You forgot to mention the bulletproof robot that decides to help at the very end

@towelgirl21

11 күн бұрын

Named Jimmy

Appreciate your transparency with us at the end there Ryan.

A tiny bit disappointed that Producer Guy didn't ask Writer Guy why the Death Star's main weapon is a hand-cranked cannon with literal Iron Sights.

@Flood520

11 күн бұрын

What else would you have on a coal powered spaceship?

*Snyder:* The Director's Cut will be six hours! *Me:* What, by making it entirely slow motion?

@davescott7680

23 күн бұрын

Extra 3 hours of cut slow mo farming.

@tom4150

23 күн бұрын

For reals. Or just visual scenes with no dialogue.

@targetdreamer257

23 күн бұрын

Actually it’ll be *dramatic hand motions* Wheat the backstory. It will be SloMo shots of them planting the seeds. SloMo shots of them watering the wheat. SloMo shots of them fertilizing the wheat. And then SloMo shoots of the wheat GROWING with humans thrown in for scale.

@jarrodbright5231

23 күн бұрын

@@targetdreamer257 Zack Snyder needs to get that job doing ads for the grain farming industry somehow

@coyoteone6197

23 күн бұрын

DON'T GIVE HIM IDEAS

I've never seen a KZreadr more willing to be transparent with me. You said you'll see us at the next pitch meeting, but not whether or not we'll be able to see you.

The ending of this pitch meeting reminded me of Robin Williams' standup routine on golf: after going through and explaining the absolute hell that's trying to play golf, the "other person" he portrays as asking about the sport says "Ah, so you do this once then?" "Fuck no! EIGHTEEN FUCKIN' TIMES!"

@brettr7970

21 күн бұрын

I thought that was Billy Connolly...

@thelastholdout

21 күн бұрын

@@brettr7970 nah, it's Robin Williams. Maybe Billy Connolly did something similar, but I remember watching the video.

The fact Rebel Moon is getting more movies is rather shocking

@kc1john

23 күн бұрын

I don’t think the other movies have been given the greenlight yet. I know Snyder apparently wants to make 4 more. But given the reaction to the first two, Netflix would have to know it would be a massive waste of money.

@danielduncan6806

23 күн бұрын

It's not. That is just marketing to show people who are invested they can stay invested. I don't know why they keep doing that. You'll see, they are going to announce soon-ish the whole thing is cancelled. They did the same thing to The Witcher, and many other dud franchises. There is a very clear and obvious pattern.

@MusicoftheDamned

23 күн бұрын

Is it? Failing upwards despite one's sheer incompetence is nothing new in big business, including in Hollywood.

@matthewmitchell3457

23 күн бұрын

But of course, they're NOT renewing Lockwood and Co.

@VideoHostSite

23 күн бұрын

@@matthewmitchell3457 Maybe not the best counter-argument, considering Lockwood and Co was literally the stupidest thing ever presented on Netflix.

Rebel Moon is the Temu version of the popular IP, Harvest Moon

@gabrielsyme4550

23 күн бұрын

Underrated comment

"Should we focus less on the slow-mo farming and more on organic character development?" "Isn't farming organic enough for you?"

oh my, this is one of the pitch meeting i can't even watch to the end. can't imagine seeing the real thing

Sounds like this movie could have used more slo-mo space farming

@anonymes2884

23 күн бұрын

Director's cut !

I wasn’t actually looking at the video until he said ‘be transparent with you.’ Well played.

@a0me

23 күн бұрын

I really appreciated the transparency. Very alpha for this channel 😉

"Why isn't this just one movie?" "Because its two" XD so good

"Train the Village People.." "The Band?" I howled.

“Instant elaborate trench systems are TIGHT!”

when I was watching this movie, all I could think of is how I can't wait for the pitch meeting

@gooble69

23 күн бұрын

"when I was watching this movie" Why would you do that to yourself?

@user-zn1rc9gq7y

22 күн бұрын

I mostly watched it because I saw the thumbnail for the Pitch Meeting and wanted to appreciate the jokes.

I don't even know why the transparency gag at the end made me lol so much! Just brilliant

This movie deserved this pitch meeting. Times ten.

"Scargiver eh, what's that about?" "It's Korra's nickname.." "doesn't that kinda imply you WILL survive whatever she does to you" I spat my drink out right there..

@inktea256

22 күн бұрын

Aha, see, THAT shows she’s not an awful hypocrite, because everyone she “kills” survives by her apparent moral superiority she so generously showed when she didn’t kill the guy responsible for the assassination! “Kids, let me tell you of the time I got shot by a nice lady I was trying to help during my military service . . .”

@WhiskerBiscuit1

22 күн бұрын

I had to pause the video after that to cry.

@BoraHorzaGobuchul

22 күн бұрын

Great girl to date

@feltrix334

22 күн бұрын

This was my immediate thought when I heard the name!