these people definitely weren’t born, but just randomly spawned one day

@siiiv261

2 жыл бұрын

*Minecraft*

@cameraman1862

2 жыл бұрын

Polymars you should do another challenge with barji to decide who wins the whole thing the challenge is to remake the c++ game in Python and o remake he Python game in c++

@Dani2

2 жыл бұрын

Must be 😤

@57_Nak

2 жыл бұрын

among us

@spidernigga3625

2 жыл бұрын

Hi PolyMars

Npc: "dead" Player: "comes" Npc: hello there adventurer

@DEV-rw7eu

2 жыл бұрын

Stfu hell up bots

@IDunnoBM

2 жыл бұрын

Sus

@polocops4619

2 жыл бұрын

Npc 2 sec later:*dies*

@toadcrafter8770

2 жыл бұрын

@@polocops4619 New player : "Comes" Npc : "Hello adventurer"

“Wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy?” is my favorite part

Dani: “we are gonna look at people being dumb…” Reddit: *shows Dani videos* Dani: “yo that guys so dumb”.

Her: YOU KILLED ME Her 1 second later: **final boss scream, enters final stage mode**

@RonnyMcPoggles

2 жыл бұрын

Karen Stats: Hp:500 defense:im gonna call your manager! (+0 buff) speed:10 attack:45 Attacks: Karen call:call karen (1 in 10 chance to not work) Karen rage (10x damage buff) Mysterious spray (?) Im gonna call your manager! (10 rage points) Final mode (100 rage points needed) Final attack: S C R E E S H (can insta kill, 1/3 chance to make enemy run, -100 rage points)

@coober12

2 жыл бұрын

@@RonnyMcPoggles LMFAO

@Pablo-ff7kz

2 жыл бұрын

@@RonnyMcPoggles Fantastic

@dr.savage264

2 жыл бұрын

@@RonnyMcPoggles 😂😂😂

@mohamedasif7352

2 жыл бұрын

@@RonnyMcPoggles best thing that I have ever seen in my life

karens have the most realistic acting ever

@Iforgor1091

2 жыл бұрын

true

@FilipinoV1nce-sj2bt

2 жыл бұрын

We should hire them

@realgrassy1285

2 жыл бұрын

When you're so stupid people think you're acting

@My.9209

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@realgrassy1285

2 жыл бұрын

@@tejasbr5455 You mean professional actor

1:58 "I might not have been able to protect the mayor, but I, for sure, will avenge him"

4:15 "The demon has been released, sir." "Good, good..." (Proceeds to do an evil villain laugh)

Billy: **dies of a gruesome and painful death** Dani: thats funny

@unozzz127

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@the_real_bo

2 жыл бұрын

@@cencen3965 nobody cares bot

@Disappointed_fish

2 жыл бұрын

What does this have to do with the video

@ghastlygno3002

2 жыл бұрын

@@Disappointed_fish go in the description

I love it when npcs walk to walls like there is more after the wall

@noterenyega9158

2 жыл бұрын

Bro you have a cursed pfp

@janitorleul4281

2 жыл бұрын

Baldoro

@novablaze8075

2 жыл бұрын

The pfp bro-

@NikiKovn

2 жыл бұрын

@@noterenyega9158 mom said no cursing

@nsmilishment

2 жыл бұрын

They see more then we can see

8:55 yes horses are still used , but in romania

Looking forward to the next karlson devlog, been over a year so I’m sure there’s been tons of progress

@dogfroggerspeedruns4442

2 жыл бұрын

I will repeat it for you, karlson devlogs are very hard to pull off because they have a high risk of spoiling stuff at you, thats why he isnt making them

*Dani is learning how to make NPC for his games.*

@d00mrunn3r6

2 жыл бұрын

He’s learning to make karlson 4d

@Dani2

2 жыл бұрын

ive learn a lot today

@Md-jl1jd

2 жыл бұрын

LOL

@rotta4667

2 жыл бұрын

@@Dani2 me when no karlson:

@PyranoTheDev

2 жыл бұрын

He's learning the ways of Todd Howard

4:05 when a fully max player touches a lvl 1 mob too harshly

@LightSpirit12

2 жыл бұрын

Wtf

@LightSpirit12

2 жыл бұрын

@@cencen3965 I don't want private sec

@Wither_AnimationsTCO

2 жыл бұрын

@@LightSpirit12 its a bot report it

@glitchgaming766

2 жыл бұрын

@@Wither_AnimationsTCO and yet you replied to a bot

@CyanDumBell_MC

2 жыл бұрын

@@cencen3965 No, I want it public yes I know it's a bot

2:42 he didn't get roasted he got incinerated

4:10 wait if he killed him how is she still alive? Thats a tricky question

@mismatchingshoes5249

2 жыл бұрын

Kinda true

The Karen screaming is just her entering her second phase.

@thegamingparrotwastaken

2 жыл бұрын

New rank: Manager of Karens

@Hoo_Dini

2 жыл бұрын

She just magically gets more fatter even more blonde hair 3 phones and 2 sunglasses

@brick_burst7905

2 жыл бұрын

im scared they could reach Baryon Mui 4th gear on day...

@overclock769

2 жыл бұрын

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

@happyaxolotl6586

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed

3:15 I love how chill the dog is about what was happening

@bergine8834

2 жыл бұрын

Just straight up embarassed of its owner

@kidheeee

2 жыл бұрын

"Just another day of my owner being a karen."

@rustybread

2 жыл бұрын

Btw the video is fake it’s the same women doing different things all the time

@Diogo-kq9yh

2 жыл бұрын

@@rustybread serious? Oh.

@NerfeDoesVideos

2 жыл бұрын

The dog was abused judging by his tail and his sadness and that the dog is not defending her AND the dog is the ones that if u get close thay we'll do the aggressive face

Karen: **see's bunch of UPS driving to the same house** Also karen: Time to activate my secret inner oblivion npc form!

That end of the world one sounds like a scripted npc encounter like with isran, or i guess if himskir went around whiterun looking for you, then lets out his spheil

6:57 is like when you hit the interact button over the random npc's head on the street. I love it.

@blailtrazer

2 жыл бұрын

i thought the exact same thing

"Am at the hospital" "The appendix's removed" "When i laugh at dani" "My wound breaks up dude"

@yeegordon8285

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/maiix8qGeceyfbA.html

@veljkoangelovski5349

2 жыл бұрын

shit dude i was at the hospital for the same reason like a week ago. and yeah it do be hurting when i laugh

@SuspiciousDealer

2 жыл бұрын

I was at hospital some months ago for this reason and this hurts when I laughed

@fusiongamer9730

2 жыл бұрын

I haven’t had my appendix removed but that’s gotta hurt man

@r.i.p.deffie4330

2 жыл бұрын

Respect

8:41 best part, I laughed so hard 🤣

Please do more of this. This made me laugh so badly! Please do more.

9:27 actually marching like that is common when all the sudden you loose rhythm with the rest of your squad. They step left you step right etc. Sometimes marchers lift the same arm as the leg and thus forgetting how to walk.

@milesmiller1066

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/hZOtqK6SlLnaqKQ.html

@Yonkipog

2 жыл бұрын

That's like superrrr common, dani probably has never done marching in his life and thats probably why he was calling it "walking"

@savagligorijevic4639

2 жыл бұрын

I actually forgot to walk last year

@fractal6929

2 жыл бұрын

it’s called squaregating, and it’s really annoying to get out of mid march

@Dani2

2 жыл бұрын

understandable, have a nice day

"you're ordering too many packages" calm down he's just spending his birthday money

@KILL3R-NOVA

2 жыл бұрын

lol yeah let him get his cool balloons

4:10 the dog is just sitting like ''wtf is happening''

Congrats on 1 million subs, wow that is really cool 👍🏼

The package-stealing woman is not an npc, that's straight up a boss fight

@thegamingparrotwastaken

2 жыл бұрын

They should nerf her in the next update shes too hard to beat. :/

@_marou_

2 жыл бұрын

@@thegamingparrotwastaken they should change it to a unvaccinated kid or smth

@gustavspincow1262

2 жыл бұрын

@@_marou_ no thats the mini boss

@Blue-vs6fj

2 жыл бұрын

@@gustavspincow1262 No, no, that's her minions

@Blue-vs6fj

2 жыл бұрын

Also the boss is actually, pretty easy, all you have to do is fine the " Vaccine " and equip it, one hit from the weapon will instantly kill the boss

“The floor just cracked, I believe I might fal-“ That was a good one

@DoC3Y

2 жыл бұрын

He's a shitposter he made another one where he went "sometimes it's hard to resist the urge to drive right off a F*ucking bridge HAHAHAHAHA oh look there's one *garbled car crash noises * so he posts multiple

@leKitsu

2 жыл бұрын

He also made a wall standing guide Check it out

@SleekHeroo

2 жыл бұрын

Hmmmm........ seems like the floor *wasn't* made out of floor there

karen: yes im stealing your package good guy: **takes it back** karen: *HOW DARE YOU COMMIT A WAR CRIME?*

Ayy Dani 2 hit 1 mil, good on ya mate

Oblivan just wanted to make everyone smile with their NPC LOL

@user-ow2cs7fb5l

2 жыл бұрын

ye

@Huskygaming465

2 жыл бұрын

I had a unity ad Danny is. Su..

@staaarrkk

2 жыл бұрын

Btw remember this i am your second subscriber.

@zmpy9634

2 жыл бұрын

Unlike gtav

@spob811

2 жыл бұрын

I sucribe now it 4

i love how in he first karen clip, the box didn’t even hit her, it hit the spray bottle. it didn’t even make contact with her, and she just folded

@kriegerkriegy4516

2 жыл бұрын

The Box was a splash damage

@thesixstistari5604

2 жыл бұрын

The knokback was so hard it hit her even through the bottle and her entire arm

Do part 2 this was most funny video so far, keep the good work on!

4:49 I love how the dogs just like yeah so what

1:51 "I like how everyone is just mumbling" Dutch people: Are we a joke to you

@wooperfan777

2 жыл бұрын

As a belgian guy i can confirm this. but I'm not going to blame him (dani) because he lives in a different country

@blokvader8283

2 жыл бұрын

@@MelonDoggo Yeah he's from Norway

@cyrilwiddershoven6437

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly im as dutchman like WE ARE SPEAKING A LANGUAGE OVER HERE MISTER VIKING

@juan.3077

2 жыл бұрын

He meant AFTER he hit the mayor

@the_cuck

2 жыл бұрын

Woah i didn't know the Dutch dir Linde gang got so big they made a country

I love how karlson is just shown as the topic game for this video, even though dani didn't actually say anything about it at all

@thatcanadian3240

2 жыл бұрын

yOuVe nEvEr HeArD oF KaRlSoN?

@ad16

2 жыл бұрын

Look at the tags

@alfiegordon9013

2 жыл бұрын

It’s tagged bro look harder

@Zenyx64

2 жыл бұрын

@@alfiegordon9013 The fact that it's tagged doesn't get rid of the point I have, it just makes it stronger because again, why is it tagged even though it's never once mentioned in the actual video.

@Shaheer_77

2 жыл бұрын

@@Zenyx64It's not such a big deal. just like pewds adds his games pixelings or tuber simulator as his topic.

2:27 "Apply ice to the burned area"

For the last one he didn’t forget how to walk, he was not in time with the others when marching so he was trying to get in the right step

Dani is getting inspiration for his new game lol

@milesmiller1066

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/hZOtqK6SlLnaqKQ.html

@keifernicologumia2734

2 жыл бұрын

Oh you don't know what Karlsson is?

@peteplayss7426

2 жыл бұрын

2 bots in a row

@_RG99_

2 жыл бұрын

@@peteplayss7426 4 bots in a row

@peteplayss7426

2 жыл бұрын

@@_RG99_ where

I like how Dani just randomly twitches his eyebrow twice when someone swore

@savagligorijevic4639

2 жыл бұрын

can you give me the timestamp?

@LsdRaccoon

2 жыл бұрын

@@savagligorijevic4639 4:56

@couththememer

2 жыл бұрын

@@LsdRaccoon 6:36

@LsdRaccoon

2 жыл бұрын

@@couththememer didn’t notice that bit as well

Dani's videos are gold

Congrats on 1m subs!!! :D

9:42 actually he didn't forget to walk he was trying to synchronize with the rest its kinda hard but all u gotta do is hop once and place ur leg.

@OkLoui...

2 жыл бұрын

They are all walking funny bc the lead is fat and cant keep up normal pace

@isaiahTMP

2 жыл бұрын

Finally another person that walks like me.

youtube is getting really comfortable with these double 15 second un skippable ads

@death3927

2 жыл бұрын

If you click the (i) you can choose “stop watching ad” and it will skip it

@ChikaTakami2023

2 жыл бұрын

@@absolutelyproprietary6896 what about ios, I can’t get vanced from the apple store

@BenJohnson12345

2 жыл бұрын

Mhm

@gabrielmartin2429

2 жыл бұрын

I hot the triple

@darkinators

2 жыл бұрын

@@ChikaTakami2023 too bad I guess This was send using iPhone

with the Belgian cadets one, I did cadets for 2 years and walking in a straight line in tune with other people is actually harder than it looks. Although I must admit it is fucking hilarious.

Congrats Dani for 1M subs

God should really make a remastered version of real life, I can only imagine how many 1 star reviews it’s getting

@skitten4671

2 жыл бұрын

@@cencen3965 shut

@anidiotthathasexistence364

2 жыл бұрын

The remastered npc’s would be better without fails making this pointless

@WowieZowie123

2 жыл бұрын

@@cencen3965 what in the fucks name?

@WowieZowie123

2 жыл бұрын

I rate life 1*, too much living, not enough dying.

@thebirdaplierphd.memeology3411

2 жыл бұрын

Don't worry he's going to do it at some point. We have to wait until he ends this one though, then'll he'll make a new perfect one for all his followers

4:15 this is when you run she’s evolving and gonna get whole bunch of buffs and new attacks

@dor748

2 жыл бұрын

Her second health bar is appearing.

rewatching this video like 8th time now, still having hope and waiting for you to come back to life ❤️

@riverspace7595

5 ай бұрын

Me too

Yo your really close to 1 mil on this channel

5:02 "oh, the floor just cracked, i believe i might fa- *explosion"* this one got me wheezing

@paci4ytm847

2 жыл бұрын

yah lmaoooooooooo

dani is the only person that can make the same joke uncountable amounts of time and have it still be somewhat funny

@omerfarukbykl6097

2 жыл бұрын

yeah and he makes fun of people that does the some jokes on his subreddit making fun is not exactly what i mean but it's the best phrase i could find

@milesmiller1066

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/hZOtqK6SlLnaqKQ.html

Congrats for 1m on this channel

Congrats on 1 mil

The "what's up gamers" never gets old

@milesmiller1066

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/hZOtqK6SlLnaqKQ.html

@mattynek2

2 жыл бұрын

innit

@prcvl

2 жыл бұрын

stolen

@TheStegosaurus_

2 жыл бұрын

You stole this comment

@falingo

2 жыл бұрын

this has been said 5082828 times

4:15 wasn’t her crying in pain, it was the awakening of the second phase.

@thmsrng

2 жыл бұрын

Now she's gonna be an enraged karen

@numarknett1

2 жыл бұрын

@@thmsrng And then she will devour everyone in her vicinity

@okok-oe5sr

2 жыл бұрын

oh no

@angrydoogocushiscookiegote5486

2 жыл бұрын

*second health bar appeared !!!*

@anidiotthathasexistence364

2 жыл бұрын

@@numarknett1 that won’t happen to me since I have the ability to not care about any ducking bullshit

might be the 3 hours of sleep talking but I can't remember the last time a youtube video made me laugh like this

Congrats on 1 MIL SUBS!!!! 🥛🥛

I have like 70 hours in oblivion and those glitches with the ai are pretty rare.

@derekisludicrous9203

2 жыл бұрын

I have like 500

@billybobjoephilcorncobtiptopge

2 жыл бұрын

hello, comrade

@imnotcreativeenough8453

2 жыл бұрын

Eyyyyy! Relsai

@imnotcreativeenough8453

2 жыл бұрын

@@billybobjoephilcorncobtiptopge Lucky

@webe3228

2 жыл бұрын

Those are rookie numbers

Karen's: "No this is our property" The property owner: *Brings a gun* "What about now?"

@Red_MOON187

2 жыл бұрын

KAREN: "MY gun."

@lkors7387

2 жыл бұрын

Karen: uses mega chunky rage Person:takes out a Glock and shoots them "Very affective"

@Red_MOON187

2 жыл бұрын

@@lkors7387 Karen has been Defeated. You gained 13+ experience and 2 expired food vouchers.

@KareemPlayzYT

2 жыл бұрын

@@Red_MOON187 Property owner: OUR gun

"how do you forget how to walk" astronauts: and i took that personally

I loved This more please :) also really funny laughing all the way through also I subbed

The soundtrack makes every clip so much better

@nareshawari5903

2 жыл бұрын

Name?

@fatcunt9483

2 жыл бұрын

@@nareshawari5903 oblivion town music

6:32 that is hands-down the most accurate oblivion npc ever

@blokvader8283

2 жыл бұрын

He even has that medieval old man voice

@glenbrindycroft9281

2 жыл бұрын

Castle crashers

@pepe-gamer

2 жыл бұрын

its the best of its kind

@theepicukrainian

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed

4:20 Now that's a boss battle cut scene

Congrats on 1 million!

5:15 this is from the show “Nathan For You”. The whole show is about Nathan (the guy in the blue shirt) trying to make other people uncomfortable while pretending to help their business, he is the only person in character and everyone else just thinks he is like this and the reactions sometimes are hilarious. 9/10 show I recommend

Dani, it’s been more than a year. You still owe me Karlson on Steam.

@arek.k8688

2 жыл бұрын

@@cencen3965 stop

@Wither_AnimationsTCO

2 жыл бұрын

@@cencen3965 this the 6th time i report you in this video

Love your videos Dani!

Congrats on 1m !

4:04 Pov: you use the strongest weapon on the easiest enemy in a game

@24hourswithouttouchingachi65

2 жыл бұрын

you used level 69420 diamond hoe agenst a level 1 slime

@guy126

2 жыл бұрын

on*

@UltraSpy

2 жыл бұрын

@@guy126 oh yea thx

"WHATS UP GAMERS" will never get old

@milesmiller1066

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/nqWHm617drSehso.html

@JaiDoesVideos

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@SnowGlobeGT

2 жыл бұрын

Isn't what's up gamers also what socksfor1 says?

@DannyCurrinton

2 жыл бұрын

true

@beastgamerx5705

2 жыл бұрын

stolen

the part where the guy is just standing in the road... it literally hurts my lungs, i laughed so hard

1:55 heoh hoh is actually "Oh, hey joh! " and it means "Oh, what are you doing!"

"People being dumb is funny." Please don't laugh at me Dani, please

@Junistheog

2 жыл бұрын

Bro dani would see me standing,and think im doing stand up

i love how casual the dude was when all his stuff was being hijacked

@alt0248

2 жыл бұрын

I wonder how it went down after being pushed around. Pretty sure you can defend your self at that point.

Congrats on 1m subs!

Congratulations to hit 1 million in Dani2

the woman who stole the package was fricking hilarious

@mishka3434

2 жыл бұрын

yea but that video was staged

@counterclockwise4410

2 жыл бұрын

Fake video so yea

@ultimatetnt6245

2 жыл бұрын

It’s funny how when he hit her with the box and she fell over saying she died.

@anaccount4539

2 жыл бұрын

@@mishka3434 still funny asf

@Opezaculous

2 жыл бұрын

4:03 Karen has used spray! 30- HP 70 HP left! Actions: [Throw box] 👈 [Tell her to go away] You have thrown the box! -999 DMG has caused! Phase 2 FORMED! Karen has evolved into a demon! (To be continued)

“Wouldn’t you like to know weather boi” “Where are you parents” *goes to beat his parents in anger”

It's been 1 year and still, YOU HAVENT MADE A KARLSON DEVLOG WHEN WE WANT MORE KARLSON

Please more! Thats soo funny 🐱

Honestly these videos are almost as good as his “high effort” main channel videos. I want to see more of them

@1ntel

2 жыл бұрын

i want to see a game being made

2:37 *Pain in 144p.*

YOU KILLED ME the dog: wtf is this women doing

The goodbye in the first one got me dying laughing

dani: "how do you forget to walk?" me: "wait your not suppost to forget that?!"

@brian_fdez

2 жыл бұрын

"wait there is a correct form of walking?"

@pocholomallari2950

2 жыл бұрын

Wait what

@evelyndotson1839

2 жыл бұрын

Wait you don't forget how to walk the second you get to the stairs?

Karen's: **exists** Literally everyone in this world: **create new world**

@edditz7552

2 жыл бұрын

Fucking jojo reference

@raghudatla1624

2 жыл бұрын

@@edditz7552 How the fuck is this a jojo reference?

@dary8881

2 жыл бұрын

Just set it on peaceful mode

@edditz7552

2 жыл бұрын

@@raghudatla1624 universe reset moment

@-_-_-_-_-_-

2 жыл бұрын

like minecraft

4:37 When the first boss fights the person who did all the side quests first

Congrats on 1 million subs

1:50 "I like how everyone is just mumbling, they're just making noises." Meanwhile me who understands what they're actually saying. Glad to know my language is just making noises. 😂

@gachastorys5129

2 жыл бұрын

Really?! I'm Actually kind of curious as to what curious they're speaking. Can you tell me?

@AckReick

2 жыл бұрын

ok random noise maker

@Rikdusgames

2 жыл бұрын

Its dutch Like me

@spoodermandeparis233

2 жыл бұрын

@@gachastorys5129 let me translate: Mayor: well we are assuming that- Bike: BONK Mayor: Dick Other dude: He man! Bike: fall Biker: the most bored ow i have ever heard. you are very welcome, our language is beautiful.

@MT-uk7xd

2 жыл бұрын

English speakers don't know that there is other languages 🙂 (I'm not Dutch speaker, and I don't hate English speakers, English is great) Also any language will sound like noises if you don't know it

8:22 when the final boss uses his broken skill against you that makes it invincible

''you killed me'' *advanced primate call*

Congrats on 1M subs

karen: -attempts to steal box- the box: -constantly carrying karlson

@dariensadyansyah4359

2 жыл бұрын

What?

@skips3170

2 жыл бұрын

what did i just read

@TheRealSMG5

2 жыл бұрын

ALT F4

4:23 the doggo: wtf is going on in here

the lady stealing the package feels like it MUST be self aware

Congrats 1M subscribers