*smash subscribe* now or davie steal your milk

@thisguyplaying5803

4 жыл бұрын

No u

@finnvictorsson

4 жыл бұрын

first

@menicman7044

4 жыл бұрын

ok

@angeloch1270

4 жыл бұрын

What if i told you i have powder milk

@BigVirusBoi

4 жыл бұрын

yes.

fun fact gamers: did u know that in legend of Zelda theres a bar where people get drunk on milk smash like if u want a bar like that

@byennbye

4 жыл бұрын

yup

@byennbye

4 жыл бұрын

ocarina

@slack3000

4 жыл бұрын

it was originally in majoras mask where you had to wear a cow mask to get in.

@nickname1581

4 жыл бұрын

That is some bad grammar honestly.

@dylana0032

4 жыл бұрын

@AndryCraft 98 majora's mask

Queen: I never die because I drink milk Looks like someone joined orange juice gang.

@melvinzhang2699

Жыл бұрын

But were no longer in war with orange juice gang

@Coffeeforrest

Жыл бұрын

​@MelvinZhang yea someone differently joined orange juice gang

@TheLegendarySandwich

10 ай бұрын

I was going to say that didn't age quite so well.

@linkrec

9 ай бұрын

@@TheLegendarySandwich same here

@mikailmamedov9980

8 ай бұрын

LOL

That queen joke did not age well

@flix2378

Ай бұрын

you would say it aged like milk

@RainbowBaconRBLX

Ай бұрын

🗿​@@flix2378

I legit ran into an ad that had milk in it so i didnt skip it :)

@-idk.prod-

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@Kthooligoon

3 жыл бұрын

The chosen one

@NotEzra189

3 жыл бұрын

Good job booner

@littlebeerman9914

3 жыл бұрын

Omega flex

@patrlim

3 жыл бұрын

Your pfp is my reaction

Edit: Dani should really make the enemies wear shirts or wave arround flags that say OJ Gang or Milk Gang there is no difference.

@stepgames7698

4 жыл бұрын

Well noone except boners will get the reference so

@trif7416

4 жыл бұрын

@@stepgames7698 Well if he wanted he could mention something about that in the storyline but its his game his decisions, this is just a meaningless comment... I dont know why i just responded with this quarantine got me getting too drunk with this milk.... what am i doing....

@oneman9441

4 жыл бұрын

StepGames well this game was meant for B O N E R S

@trif7416

4 жыл бұрын

@@oneman9441 why didnt i think of that and wrote this giant comment XD

@alexdefoc9352

4 жыл бұрын

Do it D A N N Y

2:37 that aged well

@lenin.commie

9 ай бұрын

Dammm

@kwalpe

3 ай бұрын

im holding back tears

@banana_Asriel

2 ай бұрын

It aged like milk

Hey Dani i love ur vids and u gave that Luner Link guy 2k subs, Respect

Billy: * Drank Orange Juice * Everyone: *TRAITOR*

@dollartreetechnoblade5511

4 жыл бұрын

No no no he was framed

@Barneyfromhalflife1

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@igac2299

3 жыл бұрын

That post was made by orange juice gang billy didn't drink it

I like how as of when I’m watching everybody has picked the same answers for the polls

@meatmaster665

4 жыл бұрын

Times have changed

@igtrg9546

4 жыл бұрын

Not anymore

@yaboipatrick

4 жыл бұрын

Milk

@gaborugaboru931

3 жыл бұрын

Not anymore buddy

@itzdahmaroon8438

3 жыл бұрын

:(

Billy Should have Voice lines "hey!" "Hi" "Wanna meet Willy? Oh ok" "Oj good Milk bad! Why do you have a gun at my head?" "I remember when I was a enemy

@edbertdharmawan1819

2 жыл бұрын

*SHUT SHUT SHUT!!!!!* BATTLE OVER SON

@darrelllothian8200

2 жыл бұрын

@@edbertdharmawan1819 Not Truly Orange Gang Is hiding something Pls call cops A orange gang member Has a gun to my head

@edbertdharmawan1819

2 жыл бұрын

@@darrelllothian8200 dam report to dani

2:40 pov: you're watching this after the queen dies

The Spanish suffix “ito” means small. So Danny Devito is a small version of Dani Dev.

@obamnaprismus

4 жыл бұрын

Son of a Woah what I hate this But I love it too

@mochalake2865

4 жыл бұрын

Underrated Comment

@0oh_no

4 жыл бұрын

Oh Dios mío it's true

@rynew

4 жыл бұрын

Lol.

@RubyPiec

4 жыл бұрын

OH MY GOD

Orange juice gang after a long school day: Sleeeeeeping Milk gang: KARLSON VIBE

@werluc2829

4 жыл бұрын

Soft Drink Gang: Yummi Drink

@serge4192

4 жыл бұрын

@@werluc2829 CRINGE lol

@Lillylafrog

4 жыл бұрын

Orange juice gang = cringe

@serge4192

4 жыл бұрын

@@Lillylafrog milk gang is the best

@Adam-13

4 жыл бұрын

@@serge4192 Nope

10:08 golden milks ability: makes milk, if milk is hit uno reverse card Stats: Power: A Potential: A Precision: A Durability: A Range: A Speed: A

@SeigeGoat

2 жыл бұрын

T H I C C :S

I started dancing to Karlson vibe and boiling coffee spilled on me but I was still dancing, wow

first time KZread ever give me a notification that wasn't one day off

@Dani2

4 жыл бұрын

my god i didnt even know that was possible

@AIRISFULL

4 жыл бұрын

did I just get hearted

@AIRISFULL

4 жыл бұрын

@@Dani2 thanks you're one of my favourite KZreadrs and that just made my day

@Bruh-vd1pp

3 жыл бұрын

@@AIRISFULL you did, goodjob :3

6:18 “like *200* years ago” The milkyway before the 1800’s:

I just like how everyone waiting for Karlson to come out while i got the demo from a website

2022 and we are still waiting

What if you were early but Dani said “do you like milk”

@tomi7262

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@woopersquirtle1422

4 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@-_wanderer

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@maxmuller8633

4 жыл бұрын

I like milk

@shoorab3291

3 жыл бұрын

Milk is epic

Davie: Says he doesn't like milk Dani: *likes the video*

@okjustdont6713

3 жыл бұрын

Is Dani... orange juice gang?!!?!?

@Headgasket-

3 жыл бұрын

Dani:”well thats one loose end”

@hansonkoay6239

3 жыл бұрын

@@okjustdont6713 well he didn’t make the alliance with orange juice yet........wait why would he make the alliance in the first place? (I know why. It’s because people are being too aggressive but just ignore the actual reason) maybe he had a secret alliance with orange juice gang and he couldn’t keep it going so he had to make it public

@Blue-vs6fj

3 жыл бұрын

@@hansonkoay6239 dun dun dun another theory to the t h i c c and epik saga of the milkman dani arc

@Red-wu1dn

3 жыл бұрын

?

Dani: I can't make a good game Dani's shirt: I am NASA, I am SMART

I no joke had a ad before this dissing milk

Davie : Doesn’t like milk Dani : so you have chosen *DEATH*

@susan7324

3 жыл бұрын

OMG JAKE PAUL AT 3AM kzread.info/dash/bejne/loWrltlyh8q-k7Q.html

@neonishere123

3 жыл бұрын

@@susan7324 Nice try i memorized the link

@Hai_Farded_Rn

3 жыл бұрын

@@susan7324 nice try an ad poped up and saved me from being rickrolled

@jende6677

3 жыл бұрын

@@susan7324 b

@hacenedjellout7862

2 жыл бұрын

@@susan7324 why me

How dare you think the queen is not apart of milk gang, she drinks tea which contains milk.

@Carl-ld5jy

4 жыл бұрын

What if I am coconut milk gang? Is that ok

@inkedup1613

4 жыл бұрын

@@xxcamxx1717 no it's still a type off milk so Carl yes

@xxcamxx1717

4 жыл бұрын

Carl yes

@xxcamxx1717

4 жыл бұрын

Nakkerd hmm I said yes it was

@xxcamxx1717

4 жыл бұрын

Nakkerd btw of

damn i didn't know the queen was chill like that (may she rest in peace. a true milk gang memember)

"It's months away" 3 years latr

When my meme doesn’t get into the subreddit video: **sad noises**

@harryrappell2214

4 жыл бұрын

Someone send this meme to r/danidev

@untoastedbread0

4 жыл бұрын

*sad noises*

@bridgerforan7674

4 жыл бұрын

When your meme wouldn’t upload to the subreddit

@untoastedbread0

4 жыл бұрын

@@bridgerforan7674 *EXTREME sad noises*

@zenixlo

4 жыл бұрын

Squid Bear haha

9:22 Hey here a suggestion instead of lava make it orange juice

Dani:"the release of Karlson is months away video: 1 year ago

That's no excuse dude. I'm lactose intolerant and I drink milk religiously. I drank milk like it was to save my life before I ever even heard of Dani. Milk is the best to grace this earth with it's godly holy presence.

9:39 Dani ,the type of a guy who dislikes his own videos

@2coolmon2discontinued72

4 жыл бұрын

That is rather interesting

@whothehellsubbedtomewhydoi3435

4 жыл бұрын

You don’t have a space after the comma but you do before and it’s bothering me lol

@lilhapiy

4 жыл бұрын

I love fresh OJ

@iceking313

4 жыл бұрын

HapPV23 TR I hate u

@BokuNoDensetsuNoHoshi

4 жыл бұрын

@@lilhapiy Orange Justice form front tonight?

Karlson 3D DLC: the orange juice factory

The queen sadly died after drinking orange juice

"it's months away, I'm just saying" famous last words

Someone: is lactose intolerant Dani: *so you have chosen, death*

Me : likes orange juice The entire Milk gang : **So you have chosen death**

@Sajovo

4 жыл бұрын

PREPARE THE SACRiFIcE

@bearrett_8783

4 жыл бұрын

@@Sajovo BLANK_MIND can live You can be the sacrifice for failing to spell 'sacrifice'

@Sajovo

4 жыл бұрын

@@bearrett_8783 lol sorry im a kid

@Sajovo

4 жыл бұрын

@@bearrett_8783 wait afe you a pokemon fan

@baldisgaming6491

4 жыл бұрын

@@Sajovo that cringe

4:24 so you have chosen... ZA PATH OF DISCOMBOBULATION

10:27 Carson is definitely Orange Juice gang now

3:33 woah is it just me or did Dani just make that milk EVEN more T H I C C

@walterhartwellwhite366

3 жыл бұрын

Yes yes he did

@tomnovy3476

3 жыл бұрын

the milk from that is undrinccable

@stripeplanet

3 жыл бұрын

T T T T T T T H H H H H H H H H I I I I I I I I I I C C C C C C C C C C C

Dani you should totally make “Willy” powered on orange juice and in the end when you win, you can pour milk in him and cleanse him making him a mega mount

@UltimaDoombotMK1

4 жыл бұрын

Tip: Final Boss, Willy the OJ Bot He's indestructible: beat him by shooting his weak spot, the orange juice tanks! Make sure to dodge the particle attack, it's infused with orange juice and is a one hit kill! If you can't try to deflect it with your katana! The Milk Marine Corps will drop ammo and health pickups for you! Keep an eye out for the 100% Milk pickups, they make you invincible for a short time!

@zoteiscool2134

4 жыл бұрын

He was supposed to destroy orange juice, not make it!!!

@UltimaDoombotMK1

4 жыл бұрын

@@zoteiscool2134 No, we are talking about Willy, the big bad evil final boss of Karlson 3d. The most evil thing to do would be to drink orange juice so that's why the final boss would be powered by it.

@Imnotcannon

4 жыл бұрын

yes yes yes milk thicc thicc

@laughingsnoc

4 жыл бұрын

Droid blasta I have the same idea but then with billy and Willy being the same stupid bot. But when billy drinks orange juice he turns into Willy.

*Dani hearing GIORNO THEME+KARLSON VIBE* Dani: *Suffering smile*

“It will take months to put out karlson” -dani 2yrs ago

I found the most interesting thing ever: haha yes milk go slurp slurp

@djermostuff323

3 жыл бұрын

I dont like milk and i Dont like Orange juice

@Murkadamiaa

3 жыл бұрын

@@djermostuff323 read the description on his channel

@kinieto4561

3 жыл бұрын

@@Murkadamiaa hello here you go shadow powers now your protected

@Murkadamiaa

3 жыл бұрын

@@kinieto4561 thank you for protection

@hubbybubby7702

3 жыл бұрын

👏 😮 👏 😮 👏 😮 👏

What Davie wouldnt do this im shaking and crying rn

@ExDee419

4 жыл бұрын

@@SaderSweets You found me

When karlson goes after your milk it is like when doom slayer is going after demons. Your both dead

Dani:Karlson is months away *its been a year*

so i’m lactose intolerant, which means i’m temporarily allergic to milk because of my lack of enzymes. I looked in every local store and found lactose free milk, so i’m looking kinda T H I C C. I hope daddy Dani respects this gamer move :)

@Iuhmao

4 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: Dani is lactose intolerant

@11x11_

3 жыл бұрын

You are a dank legend

@OdeBox

3 жыл бұрын

DRINK MILK WITHOUT LAKTOS (im fucking bad at english because im Finnish dude)

3:35 dude, he made this thicc Milk even thiccer

dani: "karlson is months away" me: *waches this 1 year after post*

You don't need to jump in the lvl 10 of milkman karlson, collision is is bad the plank just passes through you.

Davie didn't like his milk Dani: Not Epicc! I Will Call The Police

@AuVeI

4 жыл бұрын

69 likes NICE

@poo2137

4 жыл бұрын

I can't like this because it has 69 likes

200 years ago: Dani : is it just me or is that galaxy looking kninda...thicc

dani: karlson is months away the video: 3 years ago karlson is not released

dani:karlson is months away to get released 2 years later me still waiting

Apple Juice: **chuckles** I’m in danger.

person: exists dani: *HE BE LOOKIN KINDA THICC*

1:37 When my digestive system can't handle milk so that my stomach hurt every time I drink over a glass of milk: Why is this heart attack taking so long!?

@prospectoridv

10 ай бұрын

JoJo reference

Karlsson is months away? Me watching this 1 year later. More like years away :o

@mariettaroman5244

2 жыл бұрын

Me when he said he wil release it in 2060:Welp there goes my childhood

I drink orange juice everyday and am lactose intolerant so rip

@Dani2

4 жыл бұрын

f in chat for a fallen comrade

@generic1

4 жыл бұрын

F

@tigerdark4142

4 жыл бұрын

F

@P3mbini

4 жыл бұрын

F

@itsyuboi3218

4 жыл бұрын

Dani2 it’s not a choice it’s a burden I’m also going to poison all orange juice and deprive myself from a breakfast drink

Ever noticed how Dani says "Slap Like" although Davie504 said it first SO IRONIC

love how he said months till Karlson is released its been 2 years

9:18 Alright, I’m late, but here goes *inhale* Almond Milk Soy milk Coconut Milk Rice Milk Oat milk Hemp milk Whole milk Skimmed milk Evaporated Milk Goat milk Raw milk Organic milk Flavored milk. Edit: (Thanks comment section) *T H I C C* milk *m o t h e r* milk Y o g u r t Best milk ever made Ice MILK YESSSSSS Cheeze milk? Epic orange milk Polish Good milk Yogu Yogu, the portable Chilean milk like juice Choccy milk *Russian* Milk Condensed Milk Le 3% milk Low fat milk Sour milk SMG4 milk Apple Milk 50.Cal milk Cereal Milk

@lopei2445

3 жыл бұрын

@Dani2

@theblondgamers781

3 жыл бұрын

You forgot mom milk

@Hugoguffroy

3 жыл бұрын

There is also THE BEST MILK EVER ( Dani told us that he have a little bit of it )

@Hugoguffroy

3 жыл бұрын

ICE MILK

@Hugoguffroy

3 жыл бұрын

YOGURT

Milk doesn’t mix with orange juice. Seriously don’t drink it you’ll throw up.

@PancakeGoose

4 жыл бұрын

Snikur *cringes slightly*

@Lonhi

4 жыл бұрын

Too late did it a year ago. It was the worst minute of my life.

Dani the only guy come back home with the milk

I love how he says karlson is a few months away it has been a YEAR

I’m allergic to milk but still drink it everyday ......is it just me or is this doctor bill lookin kinda *THICCC*

@ryangonzalez8121

3 жыл бұрын

True *R E S P E C T S*

@ZackShark1

3 жыл бұрын

Hol up

@kayminallan940

3 жыл бұрын

Move to Canada and it'll be smaller than your pp

@jad8694

3 жыл бұрын

r/madlads

@selvyucro

3 жыл бұрын

respecc to u

Its fair enough that : "He stole your milk" "You stole his slap"

R I P QUEEN. Queen started drinking orange juice?

3:56 So if you drink orange juice you die? CAN SOMEONE POUR ME A GLASS?

Imagine starting a war between liquid substances

@invincibleash2011

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@vonmatthewmanalastas8317

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@mewdoesstuff

4 жыл бұрын

Acid, napalm and other very dangerous substances : You dare challenge me? Milk : It's not a challenge, it's just a warning about your death.

@giornogiovanna9398

4 жыл бұрын

Oil: *𝐄𝐱𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐬 America: *𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗩𝗬 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗡𝗚

@crackidog

4 жыл бұрын

@@giornogiovanna9398 lol that's too true

Fun fact:There is actually a youtuber called "Orange juice"

@holycheburek6298

4 жыл бұрын

And he is pretty popular as well. The war between OJ gang and MilkGang would be pretty epic.

@lucasjackson9577

4 жыл бұрын

Cringe

@samidin6425

4 жыл бұрын

And he makes Clash Royale videos

@xxdabproxx7090

4 жыл бұрын

Hmmmm it’s a orange juice

@illuminatedstonepersonisp6869

4 жыл бұрын

Just searched orange juice and this video was the second result

The queen: Ummm You were saying...

Dani is the avatar the last milk bender

I think i just realised something: _Dani likes Milk, Dani likes Gucci Bananas_ *Wouldn't his favorite meal be consisted of Gucci Banana Milkshake?*

@flenkii

4 жыл бұрын

Omg u genius

@syruw9190

4 жыл бұрын

Ice cream is made out of milk. Danis favorite meal is gucci banana split

@md-ey9yr

4 жыл бұрын

i guess that could work too...

@derpinzeonlo4149

4 жыл бұрын

Nah, Dani would call it Gucci Banana *THICC* shake

Fun Fact: Dani named the galaxy as he was drinking milk, looking up in the sky. He said, "Milk is the way," and that's how we came to live in the Milky Way.

I’m drinking milk while watching this and I feel refreshed

9:00 *its months away*

Dani:Real Dani fans can’t be allergic to milk Literally Dani *drinks lactose intolerant milk*

@alwinvillero4404

3 жыл бұрын

how do u know

@gl7tchy

3 жыл бұрын

Al Win cause of his milk

@tomnovy3476

3 жыл бұрын

i drink GOAT MILK

@alwinvillero4404

3 жыл бұрын

@@tomnovy3476 i drink COCONUT MILK

@cactiboi1

3 жыл бұрын

I drank breast milk when i was a baby

"ew, orange juice gang cringe" Coffee gang:

@iheartchi

4 жыл бұрын

i mean i guess people put milk in their coffee

@pilly3815

4 жыл бұрын

ew cringe barf

@Night_9225

4 жыл бұрын

Water gang:

@Greenpixel16

4 жыл бұрын

@@Night_9225 Literally any other liquid gang:

@GreenyFE2

4 жыл бұрын

@@Greenpixel16 Petrol gang:

The ONE time the queen drank oeange juice... death was not pleased

Plot twist: Dani won’t release karlson until it gets 1st wish listed

Here is a challenge: Drink a shot of milk every time dani says *milk* throughout the video.

@ryoxis

4 жыл бұрын

Bwo i made it but pretty drank naw XD

@Corrupt_Canine

4 жыл бұрын

I'll go for cartons instea- OH MY GOD

@Lillylafrog

4 жыл бұрын

No he'll be to powerful!

@iclopes3619

4 жыл бұрын

Are you implying that you aren't drinking milk all the time already??

@GamerboyAli

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks. Now I'm *TTHHIIICCCCC!*

Me when I drink water: My friend while I’m calling him: Breaks his phone trying to punch me

There are two more Reddit review shows: sock sunday and aspitpiay

Milk: you cant defeat me Orange juice: i know but he can Water: rise up

That one comment to see if the youtuber is gonna heart it or not

@Dani2

4 жыл бұрын

Of course

@haqogiboii

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh momento

@dominic0900

4 жыл бұрын

@@Dani2 can you please port fair-n-square for mobile? (Or you can't?)

@Xavier-gk9gz

4 жыл бұрын

@@dominic0900 can you all stop telling dani to do stuff (or you can't?)

@dominic0900

4 жыл бұрын

@@Xavier-gk9gz I just want a port

100 likes for dani to make fried milk

@user-kx8pu6ys5i

4 жыл бұрын

Chocolate milk heals less

@davidvergel8935

4 жыл бұрын

Delicious

@synkopa

4 жыл бұрын

what's fried milk?

@davidvergel8935

4 жыл бұрын

@@synkopa :O

@darkwhosucks614

4 жыл бұрын

@@synkopa :o

1:38 My friend didn't drink any orange juice and he proceeded to have Vitamin D Deprivation which almost killed him. And normal human needs about 30 to 100 Amounts of Vitamin D but he only had 8.

2:37 she stopped drinking milk

“I’m sure Darwin was totally wrong, because the evolution exists exactly because of the milk”. Dani, 2020

@Yazan_Majdalawi

4 жыл бұрын

Aside from jokes... he was wrong.

It was incomplete. Full phrase is: *"Me and the boys after killing a 5 year old child in Fortnite, because he was drinking orange juice"*

@brazgazz

4 жыл бұрын

No. We found where he lived. Killed his parents in front of him. Kept him hostage and killed him in a shootout with the police.

@marleyjames566

4 жыл бұрын

@@brazgazz but the police was also milk gang so they just kept on shooting at the child, they thought he was holding you hostage because orange juice gang is evil

"Its months away" I guess he didn't specify if it would be over 36 months or not

*If dani finally bring back off the sticks I'll drink 3 package of milks in 1 day*

Random dude: "Im lactose intolerant i can't drink milk" Me: "drink milk, it's gonna fix it" Random dude:

Make a mmo rpg game where you can choose two sides, OJ and milk. Like if u agree

@ambreiaju

4 жыл бұрын

Counter Strike : Operation T H I C C

@___d311

4 жыл бұрын

The NPC’s for orange juice gang would have to be op, because they’d be hella outnumbered

"That's months away." -Dani, 3 yrs ago

"It's months away" 2 years later Karlson: Coming soon

dani: get your milk ready me: quarentine stole my milk :(