I genuinely had fun making this, but things got worse since I made part 2. I addressed the situation here: kzread.info/dash/bejne/lXZoo5SMlpS_cZs.html I'm sorry, I will *NOT* make anymore of this

@justaguy311

2 жыл бұрын

Tip: letters like "я" are "softening" consonants before them, they don't have any "y" (й) sound unless there's a vowel. "Softening" example: "s" sound at "seek" (i think)

@justaguy311

2 жыл бұрын

For JoJo fans: second K at "Kakyoin"

@albal-v3869

2 жыл бұрын

From a fluent German speaker, it's difficult to pronounce German so you're doing a pretty good job.

@amuis5409

2 жыл бұрын

6:04 you also read qing bang zhu wo in Chinese!

@justaguy311

2 жыл бұрын

@@albal-v3869 nah, German is easy to pronounce, but sometimes hard to read correctly at first try

Greek lessons: "The rice is pink." "The avocado is pink." "The carrot is pink."

@ceciliaferrada4472

2 жыл бұрын

IT’S ALL PINK 😂😂😂😂

@catmoon95

2 жыл бұрын

It's all ροζ

@nightpop_studios

2 жыл бұрын

"Wait- it's all pink?!" "Always has been."

@joaopedrorezende1788

2 жыл бұрын

@@ceciliaferrada4472 Achei um br

@asmallyoutube

2 жыл бұрын

"What is the dog doing"

Note to self: Duo REALLY hates drunk parrots.

@carteradams43

2 жыл бұрын

And that was Latin specifically as well. What did the Roman's have against talking birds?

@dotdashdotdot668

2 жыл бұрын

Duolingo *is* a talking bird… Something is very wrong hold up

@carteradams43

2 жыл бұрын

@@dotdashdotdot668 hol' up

@DustMug

2 жыл бұрын

@@carteradams43 the Latin course isn't that great. Latin is a very complex language, and frankly duolingo doesn't do it well.

@anomallie

2 жыл бұрын

There's something bubbling deep in the cauldron that is *Duolingo lore*

6:44 "I die alone" "You are correct!" NAAH THAT'S JUST EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

"I don't need to read your terms of service to accept you" That is oddly profound. In the midst of all this bizarre hilarity, there are these few kind words. We should all accept people without needing to read their terms first.

@krezonsing

Жыл бұрын

No duo was talking about the terms in an app installer, he doesn't read all that wall of text and accepts

@jediarcherbc709

Жыл бұрын

@@krezonsing I know that that's the real reason it says that, but take it at face value and it's poignant.

@CrypticCres

11 ай бұрын

I played the video in the background while looking at the comments and I accidentally read that line at the same time he said that😭👌

@iceyyl3mon

10 ай бұрын

Ummm yea

"Your face pollutes the view here." Gotta add that to my list of insults..

@trxffledraws6363

2 жыл бұрын

New rosst back added "don't you use doulingo?"

@fishyfish6510

2 жыл бұрын

Emotional damage

@duckph

2 жыл бұрын

@@fishyfish6510 I will send you to Jesus

@talkingben7489

2 жыл бұрын

"Please take a shower immedieatly"

@ziqisubliminals

2 жыл бұрын

@@duckph go do the dishes or I will send you to jeeeesus

What makes this even better is that Duolingo sentences are made by humans, not auto generated

@ramenstyle4227

2 жыл бұрын

WHAT

@eb3321

2 жыл бұрын

What😀

@fitriroslan403

2 жыл бұрын

r/holdup

@insectslayer1374

2 жыл бұрын

"The dog is beautiful" sus...

@yoshizakikokoa

2 жыл бұрын

i mean that was kinda expected tbh

Love how the characters occasionally have talks amongst themselves

0:27 "It is quite warm in hell" Calmly said Duolingo, smiling.

"Do you often kiss strangers like that?" "I'm not a stranger; I'm your wife!" Funniest shit I have ever heard.

@balls3289

2 жыл бұрын

Put it in a sitcom

@furrietgdmobileplayer3672

2 жыл бұрын

The fact that the both were girls makes it funnier

@LeGoodMusica23

2 жыл бұрын

@@furrietgdmobileplayer3672 why

@ElmKyh

Жыл бұрын

LOLLLLL

@Huhu0137

Жыл бұрын

@@LeGoodMusica23 je ne sais pas, mais je l’ai trouvé très mignon comme ça💕❤️🧡🤍

Not the Duolingo characters saying the weirdest shit with a bright smile

@wizard1189

2 жыл бұрын

I have a knife 🌝

@Bugrareis1905

2 жыл бұрын

Whose milk are you drinking 💀🗿😂😳🧐🤨

@PaRappaXD24

2 жыл бұрын

My parents are ugly 😚

@urmom-zh6zs

2 жыл бұрын

i want to live 😆

@countryland69

2 жыл бұрын

The baby wants to drink beer 😯

They look extremely happy while talking about death 💀

3:59 The fact that Duolingo is sort of calling themselves out is hilarious!

@Official_Greystripe

10 ай бұрын

No the best one 2:26 😂😂😂😂

@Cassxowary

4 ай бұрын

@@Official_Greystripewhat do you think dairy is…

"I want to destroy drunk parrots" "Drunk parrots are the worst animals" "My drunk parrot is not the worst, Marcus!" Beautiful conversation

@xiaoowo6981

2 жыл бұрын

Owl has parrot as friend

@pawprint1

2 жыл бұрын

I don't know who those people are but they really hate drunk parrots.

@WoodlouseFairy

2 жыл бұрын

This is so hilarious I had to screenshot this

@rosegraham5780

2 жыл бұрын

one of them is from latin my course lamo

@cinnamoroll5744

Жыл бұрын

Out of all the names, “Marcus”

"Duo will never die" - Duolingo said *Duolingo is the main villain confirmed*

@Peachy_kitten

2 жыл бұрын

....

@teagankennedy45

2 жыл бұрын

Why is the bananna wet

@SunnyCaramelX

2 жыл бұрын

@@teagankennedy45 😭🥲

@VioletNKisHere

Жыл бұрын

Run

@lavandergalaxy3669

Жыл бұрын

@@Duolingotheberd welp we’re screwed.

1:49 " Do you often kiss strangers like that?" "I'm not a stranger, I'm your wife!"

"Excuse me I am an apple" "No u are not an apple" epic conversation

These are the most relatable: "Why do I exist" "When do I die" "Out of desperation he ate a piece of cheese"

@infiniteplanes5775

2 жыл бұрын

All the time

@GTD_GameTilDead

2 жыл бұрын

I too, enjoying eating cheese in my desperation time.

@thelapisyoshi7931

Жыл бұрын

i read the cheese part RIGHT when he read it aloud.

@shannondanielle4707

Жыл бұрын

“The problem is, you are too ugly” nice to see Duolingo is looking out for my self-esteem

@lampaddict7885

Жыл бұрын

"today as well i will gaze into the distance and cry"

This would make a cool analogue horror game concept. Imagine, a cute looking language learning app. Your first lessons start off great. You learn basic sentences and words. Everything seems normal until the characters start teaching you weird sentences. Small bits of stories, calls of help, warnings. You're a bit confused but you brush it off and continue your lessons. As you play more and more, the warnings get more serious, the calls for help more desperate and with each lesson you get a bit more of the stories. Each character seems to tell a different story but they all seem like they're going to have the same ending. Finally, the final lesson, you are now fluent in the language you wanted to learn when this all started but you keep playing because you want to know how the stories ends. So you play the final lesson. And suddenly everything is clear. You realize that those characters that have been teaching you, they're not characters, they're people. People who were previous victims of the app's mascot, they've been trying to warn you all this time. Their souls have been trapped inside the app and they've been trying to warn you that you're next. Now, with the final lesson done, you understand everything, the language, the stories, the warnings and the danger you're in. But it's too late. By completing the lesson, you've released the mascot demon from the virtual world and now the story's ending is happening to you. The app gets an update the next day, a new character has been added to the app. You are that character, and you've learned your lesson.

@ImpostorGaming06

2 жыл бұрын

THIS IS HORRIFYING! I love it.

@just_ise4418

2 жыл бұрын

NOICE

@Cherry-ob7hx

2 жыл бұрын

I love this

@martaerdman6008

2 жыл бұрын

holy shir

@jilliansheedy1518

2 жыл бұрын

Duolingo: The Game

“What does 8,008 look like on a calculator?” Maybe my sister knows that…

"His head is too small I am very scared" 💀

The Japanese final test also has "The water demon attacked me with a cucumber."

@Mika-1789

2 жыл бұрын

Sus

@WxIxLxLxIxAxMxS

2 жыл бұрын

There are these Japanese water demons called kappas that really like cucumbers so that one made sense to me. lol

@Mika-1789

2 жыл бұрын

@@WxIxLxLxIxAxMxS Ik kappas :D

@Mika-1789

2 жыл бұрын

@@WxIxLxLxIxAxMxS I just thought it was a bit sus

@mlyu11

2 жыл бұрын

@@WxIxLxLxIxAxMxS I know them, it's just not something someone would ever say lmao

The characters' expressions make the sentences much funnier Edit: Omg guys I'd never had too many likes, thank you so much!!!

@flag098

2 жыл бұрын

Especially that one cutesy lady

@ggaxaly

2 жыл бұрын

" this isn't milk " " ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) "

@PLKartofel

2 жыл бұрын

Bear - *i have assumed the control of the country*

@AwangardaGames

2 жыл бұрын

3:39 XD

@blackman5867

2 жыл бұрын

0:53 2:31 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Мне нравится как он пытается читать наш язык :)

@OOOOOOOOOOOOO69

4 ай бұрын

ты слабАя! (=

This is the silliest thing I’ve ever seen on KZread I am never ready to die

"what is the dog doing" Ah yes, Doulingo, *a true man of culture.*

@user-wm4kx7eu3h

2 жыл бұрын

LMFAO this comment is sooo underrated

@michaeltagor4238

Жыл бұрын

and also the fact that it was a greek lesson so I could only imagine an old man with white beard holding a book asking that question like it's a philosophical thing lol

@rehansscientech

Жыл бұрын

Agreed

@commander69420

Жыл бұрын

duolingo staff literally uses memes to popularize their app never let them know your next move

@Supersoldier2012

Жыл бұрын

- Dog eats bone

The Japanese ones are even funnier/more concerning knowing that one of the people they got to speak out the sentences for the course sounds depressed AF. If you know, you know. I imagine she must be the one with the demons living in her walls.

@rurihime4965

2 жыл бұрын

Gets even more concerning if you know Japan's suicide rate

@I-forgot-how-to-draw.

2 жыл бұрын

gets even more concerning when you take japanese lessons on duolingo

@akiko_crab2161

2 жыл бұрын

I am the demon

@blackman5867

2 жыл бұрын

Japanese future funk music is always suicidal and depressing

@Zonelover689

2 жыл бұрын

lol ikr

AHAH seeing the norwegian "blant oss" one got me rolling on the floor 😂 also, the "i think i am dying" is a common phrase used in norwegian for an example when its really hot outside and you say "jeg tror jeg dør/i think im dying" as opposed to the heat.

I remember once learning Romanian with Duolingo. Was given an english sentence and had 3 possible translations. I don't remember what I was supposed to translate, but among the options was "Eu mănânc copii"...which means "I eat children". I have a feeling Duolingo is doing this shit on purpose

@doctoryoyogaming5122

8 ай бұрын

Oh mo

"We found grandma's teeth on the refrigerator" -Said by a character that had a bright smile

@sciencewizard2861

2 жыл бұрын

Probably dentures

@WxIxLxLxIxAxMxS

2 жыл бұрын

Toothfairy was drunk.

@CentralProcessingUnitCore

2 жыл бұрын

@@WxIxLxLxIxAxMxS yeah

@shoes7899

2 жыл бұрын

in my country it's common to keep a kid's baby teeth in a jar inside the fridge actually, if you were learning some sort of slavic language maybe that's why it said such a weird thing?

@GimOA

2 жыл бұрын

man just said "I don't know who I am anymore" while looks excited at the end lol

The character's expressions make it even funnier, it even looks like if they have lore

@Chiimeraaa

2 жыл бұрын

"Child milk" 🌝

@flxffy_edits

2 жыл бұрын

IKR BAHAAH

@maurice.2007

2 жыл бұрын

but hey thats just a theory

@goombaboy

2 жыл бұрын

@@maurice.2007 A G A M E T H E O R Y

@yummii.

2 жыл бұрын

“Please help me” 😘

0:48 yes finally polish! I can agree it means My duck is tasty.

As a Danish learner on Duo, I can confirm that the sentences are totally weird af!

"My girlfriend's older brother is surprisingly hot" combined with the most depressed looking bear in existence had me _choking_ 😭💀

@Discohater4

2 жыл бұрын

Then it goes "I have two boyfriends" 😰

@Ergonomicsdesk

2 жыл бұрын

It sounds like one of those shojo mangas with really long titles

@talucidy_

Жыл бұрын

bisexuality

@juliirubyx

Жыл бұрын

Why do you like crying emojis now your a baby

@talucidy_

Жыл бұрын

@@juliirubyx and why do you like complaining about pointless things?

There is another great one in the Swedish course, which asks why there is a norwegian architect lying in my bed. Duolingo truly asks life's questions

@charlielouise2428

2 жыл бұрын

That course also tells you that there's a man hiding behind the curtain with a knife 🔪

@Nobody-bl1yl

2 жыл бұрын

Wait thats so fitting!

@lecoupdoeildejuliette7732

2 жыл бұрын

And in the Norwegian course there is a similar one: "Why is there a Swedish telecaster lying in my bed?"? It makes even less sense!

@wietzevanderwijk3169

2 жыл бұрын

@@charlielouise2428 and what about "if I die you get my money"?

@WxIxLxLxIxAxMxS

2 жыл бұрын

Why IS there a Norwegian architect lying your bed, huh~?

1:23 “I like your knives” 4:46 “the devils are inside the wall” 0:32 “where can we hide the bodies? He sold his soul to the devil he shouted so loudly when the birds were eating his eyes by the time you get this message I will have died M Y D U C K I S T A S T Y” 1:26 “I hear voices” 3:41 “the dog ate the table”

"It's small" That's what she said-

"Do you often kiss strangers like that?" "I'M NOT A STRANGER, I'M YOUR WIFE!"

Here are some bizarre sentences that I had gotten assigned to me throughout the Korean Duolingo course: • "The man is a child" • "The meat eats me" • "A bed is food" • "We deceive the boy" • "A bear eats a child" • "Germans and Russians are learning the Korean alphabet together"

@starwarzchik112

2 жыл бұрын

In North Korea, meat eats YOU!

@bbew2914

2 жыл бұрын

the last one I'm howling

@Mari-eo3yi

2 жыл бұрын

Cant forget “c h i l d m i l k”,which was the first sentence I learned

@nqmer

2 жыл бұрын

funny thing is that this guy is german and russian 😭

@lexikris6265

2 жыл бұрын

I lost all brain cells taking the Korean Duolingo course-

6:39 *”YOUR FACE POLLUTES THE VIEW HERE.”* I would accept that as an insult or a roast.🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

2:07, “What does 8008 look like in a calculator” LMFAOO🍈🍈OOOO

0:35 I’m sorry but the happy face she says that with 💀💀

@Angieyonagastan

2 жыл бұрын

0:36

@EGDYTShorts

2 жыл бұрын

😉

@aestheticpotato2349

2 жыл бұрын

Cuphead in a nutshell:

@TheBritishDragong

2 жыл бұрын

@@aestheticpotato2349 wait it kind of is lmao

@sealboi9666

2 жыл бұрын

He killed himself 👈😉👈

I remember getting "Oh no, the bread is too delicious!"

@lajoyalobos2009

2 жыл бұрын

"Oh nein, das Brot ist zu lecker!" Must be some really good bread

@nicoleodea5643

2 жыл бұрын

Oh non, le pain est trop délicieux!

@Immune-ts6kx

2 жыл бұрын

โอ้ไม่, ขนมปังอร่อยเกินไป!

@Arepamaster0507

2 жыл бұрын

Ay no, el pan esta muy delicioso!

@derdbolt8906

2 жыл бұрын

أو لا! الخبز لذيذ جدا!

With the first Indonesian question at 2:23 it gets weirder. (1) The same exercise had other variations of that existential question, such as "Mengapa saya ada di sini"(Why am I here). (2) It gave me these phrases repeatedly, in the same exercise. (3) "Exist" is not the translation of "Ada" used in early exercises. All of this would suggest that Duolingo specifically wants you to know how to ask existential questions in Indonesian.

Duolingo: Why do you never come to see us? Me: Because you ask me too many questions.

Some courses definitely want to make you laugh sometimes. I once had "En elefant snakker ikke dansk" in the Danish course. This means: "An elephant does not speak Danish"

@Megan-vb9ze

2 жыл бұрын

I'm doing Norwegian and got the exact same thing but norsk instead of dansk LOL

@pamplemoo

2 жыл бұрын

I think it's a reference to a famous "mind-reading" trick

@steauafan4ever

2 жыл бұрын

Danish is full of funny sentences, I remember the "Manden spiser en kvindes frugter" which means "The man eats a woman's fruit"

@whatever5401

2 жыл бұрын

r/technicallythetruth

@RazorIly

11 ай бұрын

*Danish or vanish* The new *Spanish or vanish*

Once I got this sentence: "My dog has three eyes and he is unemployed."

@WxIxLxLxIxAxMxS

2 жыл бұрын

Unbelievable! I mean..three eyes? Sure. But unemployed? Come on!

@Anotherchild_lol

2 жыл бұрын

Ignoring the fact he has an extra eye, why do dogs need jobs?

@caiovalentim4289

2 жыл бұрын

@@Anotherchild_lol I'd rather not know about it.

this made my chest hurt sooooo much from laughing thank you

I studied Norwegian there for a year and those ridiculous sentences really cheered me up! Btw, your Russian is not bad 🐝

well at least we know hell is quite warm

@leflyathon

2 жыл бұрын

considering hell is located in norway that is pretty surprising especially because it is not even in the most southern part of norway

@WxIxLxLxIxAxMxS

2 жыл бұрын

Isn't there a town called Hell in Michigan?

Ya kinda just proved that the sentences are entertaining and memorable. That's the point. Entertaining sentances are easier to remember than boring ones, and vocab is easier to remember in context (a sentence or situation) than by themselves. It's an effective learning tool.

I love the Duolingo’s humour 😂 thanks for the video

I love how all Russian phrases are threatening and insulting

@user-dg9fr6or3w

Жыл бұрын

но это не так

@dropmaestros3680

Жыл бұрын

@@user-dg9fr6or3w it wasn't about the language itself but what weird sentences in Russian that were shown in the video.

@mouette6041

Жыл бұрын

@@user-dg9fr6or3w в комменте про дуолинго говорится чел

@mettatonfanboy

Жыл бұрын

Yes they are

@Spookzydraws

Жыл бұрын

lol yeah

3:04 "What do we say to the god of death?" "You're not my dad" How did this fits so well lmfao

"He shouted so loudly when the birds were eating his eyes" Duolingo bird?

0:01 I thought it mean 'Here is an photo from eminem"

I finished the entire Korean course so I can confirm that all the Korean ones are real. Now I'm going through the mandarin course and I've also gathered a few weird ones in my screenshots: - Her father drinks tea from 6:30 to 9:00 - His cat ate your banana - he doesn't play sports, he only likes to sleep - he changes girlfriends every year - my dog ate my homework - the sun is gone! - my cat died yesterday - she likes to smoke after drinking alcohol

@calraig

2 жыл бұрын

i just started the mandarin course a few days ago :)

@pollitodinosaurio

2 жыл бұрын

THE SUN IS GONE!

@Mari-eo3yi

2 жыл бұрын

get a new one

@equilibrum999

2 жыл бұрын

The Sun Is Finally Góńę

@guto1851

2 жыл бұрын

i love "he changes girlfriends every year"

1:07 I always see this sentence on Duolingo, and I'm sick of it

"we eat the dead chicken" is probably the only sentence that makes the most sense

Ukrainian lessons: "What problems do you have?" "Viktor could see everything." "He thinks about the soul." "My business." "I am not a ghost." Edit: I'm a Ukrainian who decided to speedrun the lessons to see the weird things Duolingo teaches.

@siyekca

2 жыл бұрын

я надеюсь, у тебя всё хорошо и ты в безопасности, сил тебе.

@user-cg4ru4kl1h

2 жыл бұрын

"Where is my sausage?", "it is not a pig, it's a bear", "what is my name?"

@user-cg4ru4kl1h

2 жыл бұрын

- где моя сосиска? - кот сожрал...

@reverie02

2 жыл бұрын

как там? хочется узнать от настоящего украинца, а не телеграм каналов?

@ametasoma

2 жыл бұрын

@@reverie02 окей, бывший мариуполец на связи. На юго-западе страны тихо, тут бомбить особо нечего (разве что один раз недавно). Мы с семьёй непонятно как уехали из города третьего марта, и всё уже было похоже на... Не знаю даже, как сказать, на постапокалипс, пожалуй. Всё пусто, серо, темно(вид ночного города без света чем-то даже завораживал, приходилось постоять на улице, когда единственный доступный подвал заволокло дымом). Я жил в той части города, которая попала на пути чуть ли не первой, с первого дня у некоторых вылетали окна (ещё до двадцать четвертого было слышно за городом выстрелы), потом начали палить в дома. Мы второго, как обычно, вышли в общий коридор из квартиры, т.к. опять слишком свистело, и через минуту в нашу квартиру попало, лол. Ну, вода итак была грязной ужасно, потом и электричество вырубили. Короче, нам повезло, машина чуть ли не единственная осталась целая, мы и уехали на следующий день. От тех кто позже выехал знаю, что ради воды топили снег и ждали дожди, готовка на улице. А ещё люди не имеют права в звонках и сообщениях говорить, что всё плохо, иначе им будет ещё хуже. На выезде сейчас военные проверяют переписки и фото, чтобы не было следов. Как-то так, хз. Новости особо не читаю.

how about "surely the young man is not a city"

@nothing5693

2 жыл бұрын

Latin

"Don't forget your son at home again!" Duolingo's message to dad going to buy milk

someone had alot of fun writing these

Some of the weirder ones I’ve gotten are “I/You/We do not eat turtles.”, “I am a fish!”, “Mice do not exist.” (I think they may be trying to convince me of that one as I have encountered it at least 6 times in the past week), and “It is raining men.”

@lain7758

2 жыл бұрын

Hallelujah

@wietzevanderwijk3169

2 жыл бұрын

Ah, the Swedish course. There plenty of other funny sentences😂

@vlals434

2 жыл бұрын

hallelujah

@myy_.m3lody

2 жыл бұрын

Mine are “on the cucumber” “child milk” “cucumber milk”, korea loves cucumbers and milk

@equilibrum999

2 жыл бұрын

hallelujah

“I don’t need to read your terms and conditions to accept you” is an oddly positive/happy message to a struggling friend and/or a kinda solid pickup line

@lowkeyemilia

2 жыл бұрын

nah they mean the terms and conditions of websites lol

@TheRealEthBootGD

2 жыл бұрын

@@lowkeyemilia yea that’s the joke

@arnaudj2708

2 жыл бұрын

Idk why i feel this is something we could hear in a japanese romance movie

@ElmKyh

Жыл бұрын

That's the most beautiful thing ever 😍

@aleborke5420

Жыл бұрын

It was probably part of the flirting section

I love how they are all happy saying these thing

0:30 as a Romanian, I couldn't stop laughing XD

Norwegian Kid: What do we say to the god of death? Russian Lady: You are not my dad.

@CrazyScar-1111

Жыл бұрын

I'm part Norwegian viking😆

Dutch : " I NEED TO HIDE A BODY" Irish : "Well my fridge is pretty spacious"

the ‘where can we hide the bodies?’ one hit more than normally on me cuz i am dutch myself and i can understand both languages

hola! primero que nada saludos :D me gusto tu video me dio mucha risa xd, soy de argentina y a veces cuando me aburro veo videos en ingles o en portugués, y tu video estuvo bueno y fue muy entretenido, te doy un like :D

I love how the facial expressions and body language of these characters go with all these sentences. And the funniest thing is that only Lily, because of being a sarcastic goth gf and not a happy go lucky person, like all the others, looks like she is actually saying these sentences.

@1Thunderfire

2 жыл бұрын

@Una The BookWorm The one who wears purple.

@BVK.

Жыл бұрын

It fits her character tbh, loved it

I like how pizza is a hard exercise 1:40 Why is this the most liked comment of my channel oh my god

@magg0t_zz

2 жыл бұрын

Gotta put both my 2 braincells to work on remembering the word "pizza" in german

@charlotte-7700

2 жыл бұрын

@@magg0t_zz pizza is called the same in german

@DEFNOTEGOR

2 жыл бұрын

@@charlotte-7700 this makes this even more funnier Most liked reply of my channel

@jurajojo2543

2 жыл бұрын

It's quite funny. I just wanted to say that all "hard exercise" means on Duolingo is that you have to type in the answer by yourself, instead of using tiles. Just in case someone was wondering.

@craftah

2 жыл бұрын

@@charlotte-7700 everyone knows that

One time i got “Its alright, I like older people anyways.” It is a great sentence though! Nothing is wrong with it..

You make me laughs a lots

"We are inviting a snail to the barbecue at the park" is actually kinda cute ngl

From yesterday's Duolingo: "Don't kiss the spider" And "The businessman did not understand the sudden demand for wireless bananas" 1:56 This is a Norwegian phrase that did not translate btw, lol. It means "Hurry up!"

@manime3079

2 жыл бұрын

Well it is still wierd

@vileharpsichord

2 жыл бұрын

Why is it in French then and not Norwegian?

@ayumehirano1894

2 жыл бұрын

@@vileharpsichord if you watch for one second, it switches to the Norwegian one that I was talking about :)

@WxIxLxLxIxAxMxS

2 жыл бұрын

With context, that makes sense now.

@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967

2 жыл бұрын

TFW consumers don't want wires in their bananas

So, i just started leraning German with Duolingo, and i’m ALREADY getting scentences like: ,,Is this a room or a garage?” And ,,I am completely red”

The cursest part is that actually Duolingo isn't AI that generates answers, real people do the sentences.

Russian lessons: - You're not my dad - The women are already in the park - Here's our offices - The person is by the door - The child has a mother - Do you have mother at your place ? - A chicken - it's a bird It looks like some kind of a reality show to be honest So i also found these strange sentences, they're also from the Russian language lessons: - This poet doesn't have any mice - My horse isn't an artist but he is an architect

@Commet0

2 жыл бұрын

You forgot "Every people in the world take shower, and only you don't'

@magg0t_zz

2 жыл бұрын

@@Commet0 "я хочу жить!"

@Commet0

2 жыл бұрын

@@magg0t_zz haha that's the best

@magg0t_zz

2 жыл бұрын

@@Commet0 true haha

@bobathicc6188

Жыл бұрын

Or my all time favorite: *WHERE IS MY BORSCH*

Once while learning Swedish it said: "If I die you get all my money". After that came "there is a man with a knive standing behind the curtain"

@paulinebunag4875

2 жыл бұрын

Coincidence? I think not

one time duolingo said to me Good morning, Coffee! Guten morgen, Kaffee! Dude who says that

@beth7935

3 ай бұрын

I keep getting "good morning, my city!" in Ukrainian. Which I thought was totally demented until I saw videos like this- clearly it's going to get waaaaaay more bizarre.

I was crying/laughing during the entire video 😂

I must add "The economics are economical."

@Anotherchild_lol

2 жыл бұрын

Theres the new "This floor here is made out of floor" we've been searching for.

@paulinebunag4875

2 жыл бұрын

Hmm yes, the floor here is made out of floor

@SoujiOkitaTwo

2 жыл бұрын

“Something about the economy is economic”

@user-dl1og3le2y

11 ай бұрын

I hope it's from the Russian course because this one is an actual quote! It's Brezhnev's (one of the Soviet leaders), if I'm not mistaken: "Экономика должна быть экономной" ("The economics must be economical")

@beth7935

3 ай бұрын

I keep getting "business is business" in Ukrainian. Very helpful to know, thanks duo.

"The size of my hand does not determine the size of other body parts" Someone actually typed that out +Respect to Duolingo devs

"What does the fox say?" "We found grandma's teeth in the refrigerator."

“His head is too small I am very scared”. I’m cryyying😂

During my Russian course, i kept getting "Give us our blood!" And "This blood is not ours." ;/

@Hamza_Mansoor

2 жыл бұрын

Are you sure that you're learning German and not the language of the Vampires?

"what do we say to the god of death?" "you're not my dad"

“I die alone.” *you are correct!*

That green bird really likes talking about drinking

“You do not have a father.” god duolingo just called me fatherless bruh

"If there is a god, he has much to answer for" is legitimately such a badass line

Beautiful.

1:05 I'm impressed by how you pronounced it so well

"It's not drugs, it's just flour" That killed me with laughter 😂🤣 Este es mi primer comentario con más de 500 likes Ama soy famoso

@EmmanuelLopezAmalfi

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahhaahah

@shurr3996

2 жыл бұрын

“Sir? Why are there drugs in this bread? “It’s not drugs, it’s just flour.”

@clairlele_

2 жыл бұрын

as someone who is learning french, that cracked me up

@goldenboy9674

2 жыл бұрын

Should have added:"I swear!!!"

@Scrufflord

2 жыл бұрын

martin cabello

"Do you often kiss strangers like that? " - I'm not a stranger, I'm your WIFE LMAOOO

1:06 нефор по фактам раскидал

0:43 technoblade what did I tell you about leaving your stupid messages in our app

1:40 The "hard exercise" makes this funnier