"ello this is not me pablo this is me pable" That had me wheez

@stellarheartsyou

4 жыл бұрын

SAMEEEE

@NakaJhon

4 жыл бұрын

Pable should stay Pable forever

@sparkle_mov

4 жыл бұрын

lmaaao same

@dr.kj10

4 жыл бұрын

So u mean pablé

@adriannamarquez

4 жыл бұрын

4:13

“Bro this story faker then my dad’s tit” -Jay 2019

@joeynothin2399

4 жыл бұрын

Well at least he ain't believing this shit like most reaction channels

@11points2ya

4 жыл бұрын

that guy that got bit got a smeak

@phearuu

4 жыл бұрын

Lol 😂

@TypicalArkansan

4 жыл бұрын

My man has a dick the shape of a tree stump

@Jayzzmiue

4 жыл бұрын

IF UR READING THIS, MAKE SURE TO TELL JAY THAT HOME SWEET HOME 2 IS OUT WOOOO

4:13 "Ello, it is not me Pablo. It is me Pablé" I love this line so much.

Him: *cheats on her* Her: *cheats on him* Pablo: >:0000000

@USFTHHJK

2 жыл бұрын

Lol so true

@sarahphyllis5782

2 жыл бұрын

This is Latin America not USA. Women are treated the most bad way there. And countries there are run by cartels and criminals.

@A.A305

Жыл бұрын

Lmao

“I’m allergic to water” Starts crying when Pablo gets mad

@kaylee1769

4 жыл бұрын

For real and nothing happened to her! Such a fake story

@leoloera971

4 жыл бұрын

I'm allergic to water: drools in her sleep

@foxykittykat2405

4 жыл бұрын

ICY Y glad I’m not the only one thinking this

@jemofthe80s18

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe it's a FRESH water allergy:)

@stealthy_wealthy

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr! Lol

"If the lunch lady gives her water is that attempted murder?" LMFAO I'M WHEEZING

@natesparrow9544

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I think so.

@melissalockley5012

3 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHA YEAH

@zarararaaa1

3 жыл бұрын

BAHAHSHSNWJKQ

@lakieshawilliamsweaver706

3 жыл бұрын

It's probably on her skin, she probably can DRINK it, but it can't get ON her skin.

@maximshehu8775

3 жыл бұрын

@@lakieshawilliamsweaver706 shut up BICHT

Being allergic to water is actually a thing: it’s called Aquagenic urticaria! It is a rare condition in which urticaria (hives) develop rapidly after the skin comes in contact with water, regardless of its temperature. It most commonly affects women and symptoms often start around the onset of puberty. Some patients report itching too. It is a form of physical urticaria.

@Hehe-zk5bh

2 жыл бұрын

I thought it was fake

@talibleo

2 жыл бұрын

@@Hehe-zk5bh no, it’s very real. my sister is allergic and it’s hard for her, she sometimes would cry because there were tons of things she could no longer do

@mijicc2

2 жыл бұрын

wow 😳

@Hehe-zk5bh

2 жыл бұрын

@@talibleo ty for telling me

@zillyzilly2525

2 жыл бұрын

@@talibleo I’m so sorry about your sister 🥺 I hope she is okay 🥺

surprisingly the snake biting off a mans weewee is probably the most normal story they have Edit:wow, just wow

@SVGARE

Жыл бұрын

Agree

@uxydra6403

Жыл бұрын

Still fake as sh*t

@Humanresouces

Жыл бұрын

I know right?

@sheenaridley2700

Жыл бұрын

its also probably the only true one or the closest thing to true

@uxydra6403

Жыл бұрын

@@sheenaridley2700 not really, snakes don't have jaws like lions do, they can't bite of anything

Pablo: shoots someone* Person: starts bleeding Pablo: omg you’re so faking it

@icefallssnowstorms3224

4 жыл бұрын

Dima plays 😂😂😂😂😂

@aniyagonzalez7669

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@chaoticgood936

4 жыл бұрын

“You scratched your face on purpose!” Someone stab him with his icicle nose

@victoriaadusei7179

4 жыл бұрын

How do you no so stop agruing

@Yasmine-ib1je

4 жыл бұрын

@@victoriaadusei7179 What?

“I’m allergic to water but I love Simonnnnnn”

@bayraktaralyapelin1644

4 жыл бұрын

While i was reading this comment he said that 😂

@n06uo

4 жыл бұрын

Finna be my yearbook quote

@goldomaldonado5174

4 жыл бұрын

Lol i spitted my water

@tea2641

2 жыл бұрын

Simon says XD

@cristobalmorales1659

2 жыл бұрын

Is Simon her daddy

The snake story had me laughing my ass off especially when Jay started laughing with his contagious laugh 🤣

12:41 *Are they gonna fall in love?* GOT ME WHEEZING 👹👹👹👹

guy: “suddenly felt something pulling on my cucumber” jay: *starts laughing very loud*

@cassidyanne2885

4 жыл бұрын

Rachel wow.... *original.*

@allanamaya6103

3 жыл бұрын

...Me too

Pablo: *almost kills girl* Girl: Omg i’m in love now

@jasminehatelife9592

4 жыл бұрын

*cough* wattpad's story *cough*

@caughtligmaforcedtocope5337

4 жыл бұрын

Stockholm syndrome

@leoneabbacchio7021

4 жыл бұрын

Jasminehate life no it’s the gachas

@theforgotten1213

4 жыл бұрын

Pablo was named Harry in his last life.

@averymillington2410

4 жыл бұрын

Ur not wrong tho😪

"I started to think he wasn't that bad" HE ALMOST KILLED YOU

I love how this went from a story about a random girl allergic to water to a full on romantic drama film. Also 10:28

"Thats not hitting on...that's harassment" -Jay 2019

@ohi7998

4 жыл бұрын

xd xd xd Yes

@lunicial3954

4 жыл бұрын

Yee

@k0waibunni

4 жыл бұрын

Aubryana he’s right

@aii1717

4 жыл бұрын

@@k0waibunni indeed he is

@user-ry3bw2bg9n

4 жыл бұрын

That’s her ass ment

"it was kinda cute to see how hard he was trying to say sorry." *almost killed her not even a full 24 hours before*

@chaoticgood936

4 жыл бұрын

I would’ve slapped him in the face, and told him to never talk to me again.

@widCr_Kd

3 жыл бұрын

*Flying squirrel move activated*

@MontCerene

2 ай бұрын

Right like girl stand up 😭🙏🏾

17:49 "She ordered a banana split" Send help. I'm crying.

@chara257

3 ай бұрын

The irony😂

20:21 the way they put Saitama in the top right corner is gold

Her: “I’m allergic to water” Also her: *cries and sweats multiple times with no rashes*

@milettneon

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr I was like wtf 😤😤😤😤🤨🤨🤨🤨 ( btw ik being allergic to water is a thing but the animation made it look fake )

@idkimjustdarkfudgelol6896

4 жыл бұрын

Well this story is fake but there is true story about being allergic to water

@Etlis

4 жыл бұрын

Cloudy_Luna ikr

@Jamie-ew9fe

4 жыл бұрын

Animefan 1 yeah

@moonshine9057

4 жыл бұрын

You do realize that it's an ANIMATION, not the actual girl. But then again the story sounds fake but being allergic to water is a real thing js

"The snake bit off my cucumber" The snake:"Best meal I ever had"

@mriliketrains1247

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@dr_doot

3 жыл бұрын

No he would’ve said the smallest meal of my life

@crowleysshades

3 жыл бұрын

"Bite size travel snack."

@the_real_fish_man

3 жыл бұрын

stop the cap

@equinox5654

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

Doctor: “Was it a poisonous snake or nah?” Me: I am physically hurting because of that question-

@bryn1063

2 жыл бұрын

Ik this is seven months ago. But if it was poisonous it could spread everywhere making the whole thing have necrosis. So its good to ask that but not right after the guy got his wewe bitten off..

@iclynnx

Жыл бұрын

​@@bryn1063Snakes can be venomous, not poisonous. I think that's what the commenter meant? Poisonous is when they harm you if _you_ bite into it, venomous is when something bites you and harms you.

2:08 is anyone else laughing because of the way Jay said water: "watERR" 😂

@somethingsanchez9250

2 жыл бұрын

Yes omg, but like it's the way he said the whole sentence 🤣

" When I suddenly felt like something was pulling on my cucumber." Jay: *WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZEEEE*

*”She ordered a banana split.”* Jay: that’s the only banana she gonna have- *I DIED-*

@softsquishysuga

4 жыл бұрын

jimin's_ jams LMAOOOO hey Chim Chimmmmm 😜

@nokococoa5045

4 жыл бұрын

*_WEEZING_*

@LeMoisturizer

4 жыл бұрын

And that’s not the only thing that’s gonna split

@phearuu

4 жыл бұрын

Army 💜

@heybadgirl9420

4 жыл бұрын

ARMYYYYY

The girl: Im allergic to water Also her: *Literally crying 'water'*

The Allergic to water thing is actually a real thing that can happen, but it mostly develops in teenage years. And I'm not sure if she got it from the video, but once, my cousin told me a story about an alligator biting off a guy's junk and some girl liked him because he didn't have it. This was back in 2016, so it is possible that she was telling a real story. But I'm not quite sure since my cousin was, and still is, quite prone to lying.

Girl: *allergic to water* also girl: *cries through the whole story.*

@MariusBoss11458

4 жыл бұрын

@@sudusv6376 Everyone: Reacts to people's Whole Storylife. Also Everyone: Who cares about this Girl's Story!?

@sarieneskylerlasquites7710

4 жыл бұрын

Y😂o😂u😂s😂u😂k😂e😂

@thebreadfullofdread9427

4 жыл бұрын

@@sarieneskylerlasquites7710 suke?

@bradyy6304

4 жыл бұрын

Sariene Skyler Lasquites shut up❤️

@bradyy6304

4 жыл бұрын

itxjamila ت no 🤭you🤭cant

“It is not me Pablo, it is me Pable” LMFAO

@111_ee8

3 жыл бұрын

LAUGHINGMYFUCKINGASSOFF

@funnithefunniest5494

3 жыл бұрын

T a b l e

@allanamaya6103

3 жыл бұрын

..Me too!

@SherXP

3 жыл бұрын

I imagined a little mexicain tune playing when he said that and damn it was funny.

@douglasbenjaminvaleriano3185

3 жыл бұрын

Brother long time no see Pable:*punch* Pablo:brother why Pable:*shots*

20:56 why does he keep bringing up lesbians bro we get it

@rizobaby921

Жыл бұрын

Right! Like we’re happy bc we don’t like that thang not bc we settle without it

@L33sLif3

6 ай бұрын

I seriously wanna know how a eunuch and a lesbian have no differences when it comes to satisfying your partner

"my cucumber must have been tasty" i'm sorry i can't XD

"I was not having sexual relations with that cucumber" -snake

@rezendeiiz.knight1084

4 жыл бұрын

snake:seems look like food

@cloudii14

4 жыл бұрын

Hhhahahahah

@Sirvanquish

4 жыл бұрын

That was the only thing that was going to touch is cucumber

@GumiMoonliight

4 жыл бұрын

LOL.

@sugativa

4 жыл бұрын

He îs hungrysexual for those cucumber

For the guy who lost his cucumber: just buy a strap dude

@aceofjacks7071

3 жыл бұрын

ikr? he needs to talk to a lesbian or a girl into pegging and take notes

@VainGuardian

3 жыл бұрын

EXACTLY

@rezshindo9083

3 жыл бұрын

FR 😂😂😂😂

@winslowlampley4529

3 жыл бұрын

@@aceofjacks7071 I want to find out as a good thing because that’s a function of a female but for a male that’s not their function so he would find it more hard Because he has it then lost it

@loisgriffin2939

3 жыл бұрын

@@aceofjacks7071 💀💀💀💀 CHILL LMAOO

0:40 its not even 1 minute and this man is already making me wheeze

@flowerboi_9808

2 жыл бұрын

I'm surprised you don't have comments Well let me be the first one to comment before this blows up

“It is not mi Pablo, it is mi Pablè🙄💅 “ PLEASE I NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE

the title is "allergic to water" but she spoke about the allergy for 10 seconds

@maamepare6000

2 жыл бұрын

yeah and if she is allergic to water why is she always crying doesn't hurt?

@none6803

2 жыл бұрын

@@maamepare6000 probs because its natural water lmao

@zelal134

2 жыл бұрын

@@maamepare6000 i am allergic to water but not like her i get often rashes when i cry but i don’t when i sweat-

Girl: “We fell into each others arms, kissing passionately” *Every Fan Fiction Ever*

@thatrandomcharalover

3 жыл бұрын

Literally-

@gacha_nikuro6449

3 жыл бұрын

Like dudeee its as always with those fan fictions

@meliycon-roma4112

3 жыл бұрын

omg factsss

@randomgnbenthusiast

3 жыл бұрын

Welcome to smosh m8.

@douglasbenjaminvaleriano3185

3 жыл бұрын

Oh-no...fan-fictioners (this is a joke)why are we still here just to suffer

Kubz scout’s smile and laugh just brightens my face up☺️

“Yeah he was a jerk, but people can change” Girl he literally almost killed you

@littlereapergirl7211

4 жыл бұрын

HE ALMOST KILLED YOU 😡🤬👿👿👿👿👿

@kaelenpicksels

4 жыл бұрын

Oof thats soo true

@xfroggii

4 жыл бұрын

But you can still forgive-

@v1ncebuthesjesus135

4 жыл бұрын

iiqrxxn he was also an ass to her after too

@sage-vr6bu

4 жыл бұрын

TreeManTheGreat you do have a point.

“Pablo kissed me and I kissed him back” Hey hey. Let’s not forget that this is the guy that almost murdered you! Just a little reminder :)

@steamerfan2212

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@HowardHank

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr.

@kimjangseason455

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah just a friendly, kind reminder. He tried to kill ya!

@Stellasmellygoods

3 жыл бұрын

Bakugo? What are you doing here lol

@yuiiyamada8258

3 жыл бұрын

Stella Tucker oh shut up extra.

@13:40 "A snake bite off his snake okay. Is that cannibalism ?" "I wonder if he swallowed it whole...th..pause.." 😆 dudes killin me 😂😂

That face when he paused a 14:42 When he was chewing on his cucumber. Lol R I P random person Died, to being on the toilet eating a cucumber, then choking.

@sarahphyllis5782

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂👍

@ELIZAURRR

2 жыл бұрын

Lol 😆🤣

The first story literally sounds like it could be a lifetime movie.

@ReiAnikaAyanami

4 жыл бұрын

sounds like a bad wattpad fanfiction. teenagers _loooove_ the stockholm syndrome trope.

@WhyNot-id4mg

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@MakeUte

4 жыл бұрын

a bad telenovela

Moral of the story: Dont sit on a toilet in Thailand

@vincentsantangelo3920

4 жыл бұрын

moral of the story: Thailand is home of many penis related mishaps

@carito3293

4 жыл бұрын

That's why I'll be taking my craps in Thailand standing up

@altafi754

4 жыл бұрын

I am going to Thailand for Christmas, I am a girl but I feel bad for my dad

@Brahmane0

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@connerfrandy8059

4 жыл бұрын

Glad it didn't happen when I was in Thailand 😳

the way jay always makes me feel better after a bad day

The reason why the snake story is actually well written and makes sense is because it's based off a real story

"I got my stepmom pregnant" *WHAT THE FU-*

@strawberryjam6235

4 жыл бұрын

IKR!!!

when he said “if lesbians can make it work, i can too” i thought he was gonna say after that: “so i decided to become a lesbian

@amandapanda5087

4 жыл бұрын

With these stories, that could very well happen, let's be honest

@daddyissues6811

4 жыл бұрын

oof 😂😂

@kimhongjoong5724

4 жыл бұрын

ahah

@TheIcarusExperience

4 жыл бұрын

Lol I thought he would turn gay since he is already a lesbian

@punk1nlxveee190

4 жыл бұрын

“So I decided to become a female and turned lesbian”

Who heard this story and was like "ohh yep, this story is golden, 100% true"

Tell me why at 20:13 I thought he was about to say "For 3 years, I basically stopped talking to girls... Because I started talking to guys instead" 😂

"If lesbians can make it work, then I can too" I literally thought he gay now

@normavidal7354

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@mecps4720

3 жыл бұрын

Bro same, I was like wtf

@renrenn27

3 жыл бұрын

that sentence was messed up lmao

@lakieshawilliamsweaver706

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@mulberryncinammon

3 жыл бұрын

wtf (　☉д⊙)

“My cucumber must have been tasty” Me: Stop the cap

@blushinqrxses

3 жыл бұрын

Bahahaha

@arielhernandez5713

3 жыл бұрын

Bahahahahha

@lakieshawilliamsweaver706

3 жыл бұрын

XD

@allanamaya6103

3 жыл бұрын

XD IKR?! LMAO 😆

@gacha_nikuro6449

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

I am so in love with the fact that I just won a snake stuffed animal in memory for this guy at a carnival.

@joliefreeman9900

Жыл бұрын

You

14:28 “When I suddenly felt something pulling on my ✨cucumber✨ Jay: ✨WhEeZe✨

I'm allergic to water" *Proceeds to tell her life story in which has nothing to do with water*

@chaoticgood936

4 жыл бұрын

Ya

@myeeeeeh

4 жыл бұрын

Expectation: a girl telling a story about her water allergy. Reality: soap opera

@chaoticgood936

4 жыл бұрын

AngelFromTheNightmare LMAO 😂

@shadowmoon2553

4 жыл бұрын

yep

@husnagull3359

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

“How can you be allergic to water?” My aunt is allergic to water, but thankfully it’s not to terrible.

@ordinaryextraordinary9484

4 жыл бұрын

Hydrophobia

@chadmulyadi5025

4 жыл бұрын

@@ordinaryextraordinary9484 water phobia?

@yeetusdogetus3675

4 жыл бұрын

@@ordinaryextraordinary9484 that would mean you were SCARED of water.

@artistnerd6106

4 жыл бұрын

@Cherine Powell It’s also another word for rabies.

@ordinaryextraordinary9484

4 жыл бұрын

Relax, I know that the aunt is actually allergic, not just afraid. My mom actually has mild hydrophobia. She abhors any natural body of water. When I was little, she actually told me that if I went in water, I would drown. Present day (December 31 2019) I can just B A R E L Y swim. I actually have almost drowned in a swimming pool a few years ago, but I actually still like swimming. I think I’m just too stubborn to be rightfully afraid of water, so that’s nice. Someone commented about how their relative is allergic to something, and I just started talking about irrational fears. Go like StealthyJynx’s comment.

“Cucumber” My mind: That's not a cucumber that's a baby carrot Jay: HAHAHAHA That's no cucumber dude that's a baby carrot at best

5:45 she is allergic to water- and she is crying 🤨

I love how these stories just make jay angry lol he was like “die from the water please!” 😂😂

My question is how did this man not pass out from bleeding so much after his cucumber was bit off

@ninaswolfpack105

4 жыл бұрын

I was wondering the same thing!!!

@pollyhuang1084

4 жыл бұрын

And he probably already died-

@heroicgreenbean

4 жыл бұрын

He died and the rest of it was a dream, and we are all apart of the dream.

@pikachubutnotpikachu3476

4 жыл бұрын

He probably passed out in the hospital

@pikachubutnotpikachu3476

4 жыл бұрын

And when he said if lesbians can make it work I though he became gay

These stories always take a turn lol

16:05 sorry but- Him: *Sorry man it’s my time of the month*

no one: literally no one: jay: “DIE FROM THE WATER!!” me: dead

@TeddyBear-lq8cy

4 жыл бұрын

I guess it worked

@IamSleeps

4 жыл бұрын

Oh shit he allergic to water

@woochtheorangecat5497

4 жыл бұрын

No one: Literally no one: The internet: hmmm I can make this work

@fartmaster28

4 жыл бұрын

jump in that pool that pablo has

When Jay said “Frank is huge!” I died laughing 😂

@wolfie_emma7587

4 жыл бұрын

SAME😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@wolfie_emma7587

4 жыл бұрын

SAME HERE OMG 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@wolfie_emma7587

4 жыл бұрын

I JUST CAN'T

@bunnyx3246

4 жыл бұрын

XDDD SAME

@K0DA_BEAR

4 жыл бұрын

My cousin asked me did he name simons cucumber frank? I LITERALLY HAD A HEART ATTACK FROM LAUGHING SO HARD 🤣🤣

2:32 I was hoping for- “and you’re 70% water so I’m allergic to you! *OMG* “

i love rewatching jays old videos, they always make my day😭❤️

“Thats not hitting on that’s sexual harassment” Its the truth

@YN-iz2zr

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@silent839

4 жыл бұрын

a/m' A;MS,DXXLA;'zlKXLZKXJNNNCNHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj7 77777777&&&77&&&&&&&&&&&++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++fevvvvd+++++++++++++++++++++++

@thestrangeartist5772

4 жыл бұрын

@# Silent preach bro

Pablo : *Shoots a water pistol into someone he know is allergic* *20 years later* Pablo : *Shoots a pistol towards someone*

@aliciafitzpatrick4339

4 жыл бұрын

*poetic cinema*

@arsonitsnotamistakeitsamas2761

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@nickyjj5190

4 жыл бұрын

In Honduras... That very well may be true 💀

ITS BEEN LIKE 2 YEARS WHY DOES PABLO CARE

Kubs scouts hit hard I’ve been watching since 2019!!!

"Snake biting off his mans junk" Takes a lot of balls to do that huh?

@nomearodnomearod2422

3 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAAHAH

@matralenebacharo9078

3 жыл бұрын

𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕝 ℍ𝔸ℍ𝔸ℍ𝔸ℍ𝔸ℍℍ𝔸 🅗🅐🅗🅐🅗🅐🅗🅐

@matralenebacharo9078

3 жыл бұрын

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@matralenebacharo9078

3 жыл бұрын

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@matralenebacharo9078

3 жыл бұрын

L꙰O꙰L꙰

The guy “then I felt something pulling one my cucumber” My and Jay: laughing out damn heads off all the way to hell

@makaylak.5056

4 жыл бұрын

LOL I was going to say the same

@charmyyo

4 жыл бұрын

I'm going further than hell! I will probably be future Satan or Lillith!

@bellaaguilar8685

4 жыл бұрын

Lily Russell lol. True

@bellaaguilar8685

4 жыл бұрын

Makayla K. Lol. But it’s true

@K-TheGameFan

4 жыл бұрын

Lol same here! I laughed so much like there was no tomorrow on that part 😂

Jay: because your a p- Jay with scary games: AAAÆÆHHHHHHHH

9:09 DAAAAAAANNNG

Him: “You think I’m gonna tell the whole world I lost my cucumber??” Also him: tells the story to youtube

@obitogaming4835

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@DylWelcomeBot

4 жыл бұрын

Yo shit you just proved this is bullshit hahaha

@ma76012903421

4 жыл бұрын

Dylan McTeer Nope search it up online it’s acctually true

@Moses5family24

4 жыл бұрын

KZread: has almost the entire worlds population

@quaasr

4 жыл бұрын

Not the whole world has KZread but I guess most of the country’s have

"i SuDdEnLy FeLt SoMeThInG pUlLiNg oN mY cUcUmBeR" iM CRYING

@jasmenstoos4089

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahahaha😂😝

@thepuppet1529

4 жыл бұрын

I bet he was too

"awe AWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Awe that hurts me- awe that hurts" Wise quote from Jay.

2:37 lmao

@_brp

3 жыл бұрын

16:35

Everyone: when I decided to go to THE TOILET Benjamin: *When I decided to go to TOILET*

@mochi_ayumi2849

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@Rdjevelyn

4 жыл бұрын

SilentTheHusky Im on the toilet rn and actually checked for a snake not that it would matter my cucumber is already small af

@allisonwaddell3222

4 жыл бұрын

Mall Rat weird flex but ok-

@zmbiedrool

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@sofiathefirst9178

4 жыл бұрын

Or Stephiance. Oops wrong channel

Did he just compare losing his weewee to lesbians I’m crying

@El9069

2 жыл бұрын

Im crying too💀

@phemmywemmy

2 жыл бұрын

LMFAO as a lesbian i thought it was funny

@ra__yvv6436

Жыл бұрын

crying…

@Saturn.gachaa

Жыл бұрын

Dam I’m a lesbian oof 💀

@leilaocasio8274

Жыл бұрын

What's the difference tho?

9:00 nU mE guStE

@eriknieves3120

2 ай бұрын

Tambyen

I’m wheezing. Your laugh is contagious haha new subscribers. Luv u!

title: i’m allergic to water actual story: i’m dating a psychopath

@imalivebutimdead549

4 жыл бұрын

Lmfao fax

@eloiseeds3888

4 жыл бұрын

Starr 12 lmao so true

“That’s not hitting on that’s harassment” THANK YOU for sayin this! Everyone should know this but lots dont

@love23music1

4 жыл бұрын

Right

@kylereese1042

4 жыл бұрын

True.

10:28 I can not stop replying that face is so funny and jays noise is so cute!!

13:45 LMFAAOAOO

Pablo and allergic girl : *Kisses* Pablo : *gets saliva onto her lips* Girl : Ah shit, here we go again...

@theingeniousone5141

4 жыл бұрын

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ

@juke2718

4 жыл бұрын

*OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

@soklyna3566

4 жыл бұрын

THIS IS SO UNDERRATED I-

Guy: “It bit off my cucumber.” Jay: *Choking horse sounds*

As someone who is allergic to water, it usually depends on temperature/type of water if that makes sense. Personally, I don’t get a rash most the time, but I do get hives, not severe. I manage to keep the hives under control with Benadryl and spacing out showers, for example taking a shower 3 times a week, I have it scheduled for Sunday , Wednesday , And Friday. That girl definitely dramatized aquagenic urticaria (scientific name) , It isn’t impossible , but it’s a rare very case that it would cause shortness of breath😭✌️

I laughed hard when jay went “oh my god that cant me from water” with his acting voice 😂 😂 and “hello it is be pable” LOL

Expectation: *girl talking about her life allergic to water* Reality: *German soap opera*

@thisisanameiminpain1156

4 жыл бұрын

I mean, yeah

@goldenbacon1572

4 жыл бұрын

Her allergy comes in about once I guess they needed a love story and more time on the video sooo... they did it before on another story where they added another story to the end to extend the time

“SIMON” haaaaa I was paying attention 😂😂

@minty_-_

2 жыл бұрын

I don't get it

@minty_-_

2 жыл бұрын

Nvm sorry I just realised lmao

@Twaddle495

2 жыл бұрын

Good job on copying the video

@minty_-_

2 жыл бұрын

@@Twaddle495 jeez dude they just posted something they found funny

Your laugh makes me wheeze so much😂

' It's not me Pablo it's me ✨PABLEYY✨' got me laughing so bad

Jay laughing at the guy saying "I felt something pulling on my cucumber" just because he said Cucumber and the snake ate it

@hannahthewolf102

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂it's funny thooo

@shugarglider1275

4 жыл бұрын

I didn’t get to that part yet but LMAOOOOOOOO

@NakaJhon

4 жыл бұрын

Snake on Toilet like dangling cucumber

@Sana-me4cz

4 жыл бұрын

LOL XD

So we all gonna act like we didn’t see that one video titled “I got my stepmom pregnant.”🤔😂

@jaime5723

4 жыл бұрын

i watched it and it was all kinds of fucked up

@faithgaudi6191

4 жыл бұрын

He needs to react to that one 😂😂

@Hpi755

4 жыл бұрын

He needs to reactrd to that

@emmabell529

4 жыл бұрын

Maya Vallin and I’m allergic to touch 😂

@Thegonzgamer

4 жыл бұрын

Damn bro I did

omg u never fail to make me laughhh

This channel makes me laugh everyday🤣

-jay 2019 “tell me about your cucumber” Me: 😂

@_elite_hunter8885

4 жыл бұрын

SOMETING WAS PULLIN ON HIS *CUCUMBER!* LOL

@Rickyrat21

4 жыл бұрын

ɪ ᴅᴜɴɴᴏ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴜ ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ʟɪᴠᴇ ɪɴ 2020

@kristenjansen7941

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂