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  • @stitthappens
    @stitthappens4 жыл бұрын

    “Ever since my father passed” ... yup. There it is

  • @dontfallyoumighthurtyourse4694

    @dontfallyoumighthurtyourse4694

    4 жыл бұрын

    You hate to see it.

  • @DOOLY88

    @DOOLY88

    4 жыл бұрын

    It’s just Mr Struggle behaviour

  • @indoorgrass2537

    @indoorgrass2537

    4 жыл бұрын

    Stitt Happens he does

  • @rubyrider7902

    @rubyrider7902

    4 жыл бұрын

    ....BANG YO SET CUZ YOU KNOW IMMA BANG MINE

  • @Michael-jq5pf

    @Michael-jq5pf

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@DOOLY88 ugh don't remind me about those dumbass girls

  • @Sisi-hh5qd
    @Sisi-hh5qd4 жыл бұрын

    Best part of Colt and Larissa's relationship was her accusing him of sleeping with his mother because you can't tell me she's wrong

  • @yrasocial5375

    @yrasocial5375

    4 жыл бұрын

    Wait HUH LMAO

  • @Marco_Shouldve

    @Marco_Shouldve

    4 жыл бұрын

    What?!?

  • @Sisi-hh5qd

    @Sisi-hh5qd

    4 жыл бұрын

    Marco Chaidez in one of the last episodes of 90 day fiancé Colt and Larissa get into a fight. He threatens to divorce her and she calls him a pig and says he sleeps with his mother.

  • @BeyondDictation

    @BeyondDictation

    4 жыл бұрын

    Fuck, that's mad

  • @Sisi-hh5qd

    @Sisi-hh5qd

    4 жыл бұрын

    Tim Evans someone legitimately spoiled it on the stream saying they got divorced and she got arrested but you know I spoiled it.

  • @TheVagitarian18
    @TheVagitarian184 жыл бұрын

    Colt the type of guy to ask a stripper how her day was and what her dreams are.

  • @canijust101

    @canijust101

    4 жыл бұрын

    J J Cashmaster 💀

  • @Loveskelly-hr

    @Loveskelly-hr

    4 жыл бұрын

    😂😂

  • @tropicalcandyland6266

    @tropicalcandyland6266

    4 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @ahq5213

    @ahq5213

    3 жыл бұрын

    lmaoooo

  • @vivienmartin225
    @vivienmartin2254 жыл бұрын

    I love how they start playing salsa music when her is introduced. A touch of racism to the pot

  • @thamiresarede8327

    @thamiresarede8327

    4 жыл бұрын

    specially bc salsa isnt brazilian culture😭🤚🏼🤚🏼

  • @strudelh

    @strudelh

    4 жыл бұрын

    Not really racism, just stereotypical bs 💀😔

  • @peebledeeble

    @peebledeeble

    4 жыл бұрын

    Vivien Martin just a ~touch~ of racism

  • @barbararab6390

    @barbararab6390

    4 жыл бұрын

    Cant they play some bossa nova at least

  • @miaalmeida4787

    @miaalmeida4787

    4 жыл бұрын

    as a brazilian seeing them doing it made my eyes roll so hard to my head that i almost got blind

  • @bradenellis4823
    @bradenellis48234 жыл бұрын

    *sexy music* "I'm a bit of a mommy's boy"

  • @JeremyMcCant

    @JeremyMcCant

    4 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @MedicFromTF2_REAL

    @MedicFromTF2_REAL

    4 жыл бұрын

    Oedipus vibes

  • @evandropsicle

    @evandropsicle

    4 жыл бұрын

    Tony Hawk's Pro Skater menu theme is definitely the peak of sexy music

  • @dannyquinn3783

    @dannyquinn3783

    4 жыл бұрын

    Did anybody else have to power think away that chub Colt put in our pants?

  • @itsmeyaboi4386

    @itsmeyaboi4386

    4 жыл бұрын

    Danny Quinn I think you may have mommy issues. Just a hunch

  • @stassiya
    @stassiya4 жыл бұрын

    Hearing "Babyboy" or "Babygirl" out of his mouth just creeps me out

  • @connorrobertson4087

    @connorrobertson4087

    4 жыл бұрын

    Agreed

  • @a.bby4441

    @a.bby4441

    4 жыл бұрын

    Stassiya colt or noel💀

  • @lauratroy13

    @lauratroy13

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hearing that word in general makes me cringe

  • @kendal3602

    @kendal3602

    4 жыл бұрын

    You're only saying that because he's not attractive lol

  • @lauratroy13

    @lauratroy13

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@kendal3602 nah every guy referring to himself as a baby boy is a freak, even if he looks like henry cavill

  • @ccharlton7688
    @ccharlton76884 жыл бұрын

    he looks like the kinda man that likes being financially dominated

  • @ccharlton7688

    @ccharlton7688

    4 жыл бұрын

    Purplesocks * do u mean I don’t want to give all my money to a woman who humiliates and demeans me? 🥴

  • @kadenkardell4368

    @kadenkardell4368

    4 жыл бұрын

    hmmmm where can I find one

  • @EduardoDanielFerreira

    @EduardoDanielFerreira

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@kadenkardell4368 sounds like Mr struggle to me

  • @EduardoDanielFerreira

    @EduardoDanielFerreira

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@MohamedBelkasmi dude seriously... shameless

  • @likeapro4242

    @likeapro4242

    3 жыл бұрын

    Probably why he has a slot machine

  • @fenderqueer
    @fenderqueer4 жыл бұрын

    The way he talks to her especially when he says words like "darling" sounds more like the way you would talk to a cat than a human.

  • @krissybee123

    @krissybee123

    4 жыл бұрын

    Phoebe Mortensen yea it definitely seemed kind of condescending

  • @fenderqueer

    @fenderqueer

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah it was making me very uncomfortable haha

  • @frosty_teacup

    @frosty_teacup

    4 жыл бұрын

    And he talks to his cat how he should be talking to her 💀💀

  • @pepetheiii6866

    @pepetheiii6866

    4 жыл бұрын

    Nobody talks to their cats like this

  • @lilyking7357

    @lilyking7357

    3 жыл бұрын

    you call your cat darling??

  • @j.thekidcrome4431
    @j.thekidcrome44314 жыл бұрын

    Anybody named Colt definetly inner monologues like an anime character

  • @samramirez2810

    @samramirez2810

    4 жыл бұрын

    ADFJJBCS LMAOAOAO

  • @narutouchiha5464

    @narutouchiha5464

    4 жыл бұрын

    Impossible!

  • @Ashley-jp4nn

    @Ashley-jp4nn

    4 жыл бұрын

    J.' The Kid Crome the only Colt I know moved to Japan recently, sounds about right

  • @j.thekidcrome4431

    @j.thekidcrome4431

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Ashley-jp4nn lmao called it

  • @ammolator

    @ammolator

    4 жыл бұрын

    anybody named cody inner monologues too. Kappa

  • @LovelyDH
    @LovelyDH4 жыл бұрын

    I Love how Noel can read every single personality like damn.

  • @LovelyDH

    @LovelyDH

    4 жыл бұрын

    I also think Noel likes anime, easy money.

  • @meadowthevirgo4922

    @meadowthevirgo4922

    4 жыл бұрын

    He's referenced anime a couple of times.

  • @izzysauls7737

    @izzysauls7737

    4 жыл бұрын

    I want him to look at me and roast my entire lifeline

  • @juheepark7123

    @juheepark7123

    4 жыл бұрын

    Honestly, he reads through people hella well

  • @bluetapz9852

    @bluetapz9852

    4 жыл бұрын

    not exactly. all of these people are one dimentional as fuck, its easy to read any of them

  • @silvertonguedd7384
    @silvertonguedd73844 жыл бұрын

    This dude could clean up nice, It’s his personality that’s the problem lmaoo

  • @_zoehhhhh

    @_zoehhhhh

    4 жыл бұрын

    yeah he should start going to the gym and get rid of those double D's

  • @eternalxathena

    @eternalxathena

    4 жыл бұрын

    @zo LMAOO😭

  • @sophiayamagughi

    @sophiayamagughi

    4 жыл бұрын

    deadass! the guy isnt even close to ugly but if he cleaned up and fixed his mindset-

  • @InAnotherLife90

    @InAnotherLife90

    4 жыл бұрын

    he's 33 it's honestly getting late for him

  • @liquidnonja9097

    @liquidnonja9097

    3 жыл бұрын

    True

  • @Itsshaboiii
    @Itsshaboiii4 жыл бұрын

    Yo he put that cat in a dress , and he has his mom cooking and doing his laundry AND USED THE TERM MOMMY the mans a serial killer

  • @kevinzhu6417

    @kevinzhu6417

    4 жыл бұрын

    Idk if its just me but he gives me major Norman Bates vibes

  • @shaylahuynh9586

    @shaylahuynh9586

    4 жыл бұрын

    饭Kevin fr

  • @nickc3349

    @nickc3349

    4 жыл бұрын

    Im sorry but yall trippin ik its weird he calls his momma that still but that dont make him a fricking serial killer 😂😂

  • @Jun-fz3ex

    @Jun-fz3ex

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@kevinzhu6417 just noticed, pretty accurate.

  • @casrrole
    @casrrole4 жыл бұрын

    This is the type of guy who tweets about how women never pick the ‘nice’ guy

  • @NotAdultingToday

    @NotAdultingToday

    4 жыл бұрын

    Definitely giving off incel vibes even if they did get married

  • @Will_022

    @Will_022

    4 жыл бұрын

    Danielle Huffman-Hanni i don’t really get incel vibes bc incels are a lot more toxic

  • @pictonomii3295

    @pictonomii3295

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@NotAdultingToday I don't think you know what an incel is. This guy didn't seem at all misogynistic. Also, incels don't get married. They hate women too much to do so.

  • @krisjohnston5569

    @krisjohnston5569

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@pictonomii3295 I actually think you don't know what an incel is my guy

  • @Rushboat

    @Rushboat

    4 жыл бұрын

    Tim Evans I feel like you make her sound too like... victim-y. Like yeah Colt is gross and incel-ish but she’s a domestic abuser and she left her kids behind in Brazil.

  • @miserabelle
    @miserabelle4 жыл бұрын

    my man is a solid C-cup. ngl I'm kind of jealous

  • @lauratroy13

    @lauratroy13

    4 жыл бұрын

    Was just about to point that out 😁 he's not even that fat in general but the boobs Oo

  • @cam5902

    @cam5902

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@lauratroy13 he spends too much time with his mom gets all her estrogen 😔

  • @erikag290

    @erikag290

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@cam5902 😂🤣

  • @babygraceblue

    @babygraceblue

    4 жыл бұрын

    He NO JOKE needs to watch out for male breast cancer. It's important to get checked

  • @lauratroy13

    @lauratroy13

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@babygraceblue but size doesn't matter for cancer. Men with a flat chest get breast cancer too

  • @clamshelljuice
    @clamshelljuice4 жыл бұрын

    "I don't think he even knows how to make a bed" how to fail as a parent

  • @MrBlipman

    @MrBlipman

    Жыл бұрын

    Pretty much, but this guy gives off the vibe of SUPER lazy

  • @alexandra3252
    @alexandra32524 жыл бұрын

    As someone’s who’s family religiously watched 90 day fiancé, colt is one of the most annoying people to exist His mom too.

  • @farahdinah153

    @farahdinah153

    4 жыл бұрын

    ikr, my mom and i had our fair share of marathoning crappy reality shows but 90 days fiancee really just takes the cake 😂

  • @Hannahbalism

    @Hannahbalism

    3 жыл бұрын

    His mom takes the cake for most toxic out of the three in my opinion. They all suck real hard though

  • @evanlawrence409
    @evanlawrence4094 жыл бұрын

    Why does Colt talk like Batman but give off Joker vibes?

  • @rani.andretti

    @rani.andretti

    4 жыл бұрын

    Because true to his Mr struggle behavior, he doesn't know who he is

  • @pascalsimioli6777

    @pascalsimioli6777

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@rani.andretti he clearly needs the help of a stronger godly man in his church

  • @xxlittlekittyjess666

    @xxlittlekittyjess666

    4 жыл бұрын

    Evan Lawrence omg so true

  • @taren1d

    @taren1d

    4 жыл бұрын

    Evan Lawrence the ultimate life form

  • @thekawaiicripple

    @thekawaiicripple

    4 жыл бұрын

    He looks more like a villain like the penguin or some shit lol

  • @thetoonprofessors
    @thetoonprofessors4 жыл бұрын

    “If there’s something on earth that terrifies me it’s a single man with knowledge of a soldering iron and no friends. Because they’re always gonna build some shit thats questionable.” This is why Michael Reeves terrifies me.

  • @robyn9172

    @robyn9172

    4 жыл бұрын

    Rigatoni V nah i wouldn’t worry, william osman is at least half a friend

  • @cashhcoww

    @cashhcoww

    4 жыл бұрын

    He immediately came to mind lmao

  • @kermitsewerside

    @kermitsewerside

    4 жыл бұрын

    a i t o r so u finna call lilpichu a pedophile like that??

  • @serentique

    @serentique

    4 жыл бұрын

    kermit sewerside theyre both legal babies Baby voice vs baby face bro

  • @OCV102

    @OCV102

    4 жыл бұрын

    He has the knowledge to build a sex robot machine

  • @haz.fellie
    @haz.fellie4 жыл бұрын

    No lie this dude looks and acts like my ex, Justin, who is also obsessed with his cats and is a "mommy's boy." Was Justin just lying to me about his identity the entire time we dated? Please excuse my current existential crisis.

  • @booty_hunter4207

    @booty_hunter4207

    4 жыл бұрын

    What a fuckin justin thing to do

  • @NDzibyrules

    @NDzibyrules

    4 жыл бұрын

    Would be more likely they would change his name in the show to hide his identity....we did it KZread! We solved one of, if not the biggest mysteries of 2020 and only in a few short weeks!! Great days to be had for all! Bye Felicia

  • @haz.fellie

    @haz.fellie

    4 жыл бұрын

    amaya jade Have you ever had a lapse in judgement? 😅

  • @avaalexander7918

    @avaalexander7918

    4 жыл бұрын

    Felicia Hazard Please tell me Justin’s mother was named Debbie

  • @NicoleAspen

    @NicoleAspen

    4 жыл бұрын

    Girl I am freaking out I have a ex like this too 💀

  • @marlos7595
    @marlos75954 жыл бұрын

    “She read that thing like a donation” IM WEAK

  • @theduck6100
    @theduck61004 жыл бұрын

    Noel changed his camera position to make us think he's tall...

  • @legoyoda2773

    @legoyoda2773

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hes got that shit at a 45° angle

  • @rebella153

    @rebella153

    4 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @drewweller8205

    @drewweller8205

    4 жыл бұрын

    He’s back and neck are hurt from carrying Cody

  • @Gillian333

    @Gillian333

    4 жыл бұрын

    he is a leo after all

  • @HelloBombshell21

    @HelloBombshell21

    4 жыл бұрын

    Noel my dude’s 6’8 you workin too hard man

  • @bugflora
    @bugflora4 жыл бұрын

    the way he talks to his cats makes me u n c o m f y

  • @firelordzucchinni5550

    @firelordzucchinni5550

    4 жыл бұрын

    Its the tone of the voice, just so weird

  • @servingtime

    @servingtime

    4 жыл бұрын

    My brother talks to his cats just like that and its just so fucking cringe but idk how to tell him

  • @Denturess

    @Denturess

    4 жыл бұрын

    Juusto Puuro like this “hey bro the way you talk to your cats is just so fucking cringe”

  • @jrw2319

    @jrw2319

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@servingtime yet when adults babytalk a baby it's not cringe, but when *I* babytalk my cat when he wants food it's considered cringe 😭

  • @servingtime

    @servingtime

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@jrw2319 No its not just babytalk, he talks to them like he fucks em. So I always get very uncomfortable

  • @turnitupwithnelly-2337
    @turnitupwithnelly-23374 жыл бұрын

    he actually takes a huge L. Later, he proposes to her on one of the tallest and fanciest buildings out there and she goes on about her fear of heights and that she wants a bigger ring... the man gets a bigger ring.

  • @kendra4932

    @kendra4932

    4 жыл бұрын

    vuyokazi sodinga he was a douche for taking her there despite her fear of heights. She’s an asshole for the ring part tho. Her excuse was always that he promised her riches and whatever she wants, so technically kinda his fault, but she was BALLSY for calling him on it all the time.

  • @madeleine61509

    @madeleine61509

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@kendra4932 Honestly, kind of agree. A proposal is good when you tailor it to the other person (edit: or to your relationship together, e.g. first date location/where you met), not just when you follow a checklist of what you feel like you're supposed to do. If the other person is scared of heights and you choose to take them somewhere super high up to propose, they're going to hate it and complain and it's just kinda inconsiderate lmao.

  • @mariahm1765

    @mariahm1765

    4 жыл бұрын

    Then she throws it away or flushes it after a domestic dispute with him

  • @thisisausername7732

    @thisisausername7732

    4 жыл бұрын

    Mariah M. omgg did she actually 😭😂

  • @jennadahlin7292
    @jennadahlin72924 жыл бұрын

    His head looks like he’d have a skinny body but I’m shocked he’s so wide

  • @mahas943
    @mahas9434 жыл бұрын

    My guy colt lookin like every thirsty gamer donating their months rent to pokimane

  • @susanmaggiora4800

    @susanmaggiora4800

    4 жыл бұрын

    Beast Master 64 🤣

  • @moisespena7912

    @moisespena7912

    4 жыл бұрын

    Simp

  • @Oh-tb2np

    @Oh-tb2np

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@MohamedBelkasmi kzread.info/dash/bejne/fKuixaOKpdXSoc4.html

  • @rebeccaleanne22
    @rebeccaleanne224 жыл бұрын

    Ok who else thought when this started that he was in a relationship with his cats. Or am I just that fucked HAHAHA

  • @Prodbxngtxn

    @Prodbxngtxn

    4 жыл бұрын

    Rebecca Lee same but i have seen worse on this channel so I wouldn’t have been shocked tbh

  • @rahaw9992

    @rahaw9992

    4 жыл бұрын

    OMG sameeee

  • @yarariveramedina6834

    @yarariveramedina6834

    4 жыл бұрын

    I thought so 2

  • @hilmaandersson7855

    @hilmaandersson7855

    4 жыл бұрын

    The way these videos usually go, I wouldn't have been surprised

  • @swiftlingo2421

    @swiftlingo2421

    4 жыл бұрын

    You are.😂

  • @maliningare1903
    @maliningare19034 жыл бұрын

    are we supposed to have any sympathy for this man when he can't even take care of himself? how are we supposed to respect you if you don't even respect yourself enough to learn how to make a bed?

  • @giperalta1
    @giperalta14 жыл бұрын

    “oh colt! não vai não” when i read that i CRACKLED

  • @pascalsimioli6777

    @pascalsimioli6777

    4 жыл бұрын

    Please translate, Peralta. Then go back to arrest criminals with Boyle.

  • @viquetoriaa

    @viquetoriaa

    4 жыл бұрын

    scrr parece a música daqueles tiktoks uahuahuaha

  • @Pamella951

    @Pamella951

    4 жыл бұрын

    KKKKKKKKKKK

  • @bootykingnadal

    @bootykingnadal

    4 жыл бұрын

    Kkkkkk que vergonha alheia desse programa

  • @gr4410

    @gr4410

    4 жыл бұрын

    E a parte que ele fala que aterrissou no aeroporto do México pra ver ela (que é do Brasil)?? Isso não faz sentido nenhum na minha cabeça

  • @Sabrina45678
    @Sabrina456784 жыл бұрын

    I’m sorry, maybe I’m just too tired but Colt’s face is genuinely pissing me off right now 😂 😂

  • @sodaunderthesink9014

    @sodaunderthesink9014

    4 жыл бұрын

    What about his biddies?

  • @mattgilchrist9076

    @mattgilchrist9076

    4 жыл бұрын

    Panda The Polar Bear don’t be sorry

  • @charlottebyers2631

    @charlottebyers2631

    4 жыл бұрын

    Panda The Polar Bear I’m not tired and his face is pissing me off

  • @alvojnikovic2171

    @alvojnikovic2171

    4 жыл бұрын

    Panda The Polar Bear nah it’s very punchable

  • @nosaucenopasta

    @nosaucenopasta

    4 жыл бұрын

    He looks like Cody and Nicholas Cage's inbred son

  • @marislindsey7742
    @marislindsey77424 жыл бұрын

    the best part about noels videos is that even the early comments are funny

  • @plank2855

    @plank2855

    4 жыл бұрын

    maris lindsey yours ain’t

  • @DanielaMartinez-vn1nv

    @DanielaMartinez-vn1nv

    4 жыл бұрын

    Jamin she was making an observation pendejo😭😭

  • @plank2855

    @plank2855

    4 жыл бұрын

    daniela martinez as was I

  • @worstusernameintheworld9871

    @worstusernameintheworld9871

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@plank2855 wait, observations have to be funny?

  • @allycoolj4315
    @allycoolj43154 жыл бұрын

    this isn’t how i wanted to hear noel say “baby girl”

  • @nottanyne
    @nottanyne4 жыл бұрын

    I watch Colt say "what you want me to do? Cry?" As an evil anime character while adjusting his glasses.

  • @liamdawes4398
    @liamdawes43984 жыл бұрын

    Colt’s hair makes me think he’s like a business casual version of Cody

  • @adamsorensen7996

    @adamsorensen7996

    4 жыл бұрын

    Liam Dawes wow this is hilarious, Noel should have made a joke about how this guy looks like Cody but more professional. That would have been so funny oh my god you are so original. You should be the KZreadr that we al watch . . . . . Waaaaaaiiittt a second....

  • @anyjerkers

    @anyjerkers

    4 жыл бұрын

    Adam Sorensen fr

  • @skykidcipher4981

    @skykidcipher4981

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hahahahhaha man I woulda loved for this joke to be in the video hahahahhahhahaha

  • @booty_hunter4207

    @booty_hunter4207

    4 жыл бұрын

    Man if only noel had said that

  • @liamdawes4398

    @liamdawes4398

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ooooooooo..... you lot are butt hurt about me saying that huh

  • @carmenisaloser3412
    @carmenisaloser34124 жыл бұрын

    i hate when he says darlin’

  • @KalemStLouis

    @KalemStLouis

    4 жыл бұрын

    Me too darlin’

  • @abraxis7292

    @abraxis7292

    4 жыл бұрын

    I was in pain from that

  • @NotAdultingToday

    @NotAdultingToday

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, if you ain't from the south, just don't

  • @mrp00pybutthole

    @mrp00pybutthole

    4 жыл бұрын

    Dawrlyn

  • @milknhoneyhoney

    @milknhoneyhoney

    4 жыл бұрын

    He says it in a way that only someone named Colt can

  • @krystellegibson9614
    @krystellegibson96144 жыл бұрын

    Noel might be the most clued in man I have ever come across when it comes to women lol this man sees right through us

  • @JakeCuster
    @JakeCuster4 жыл бұрын

    Noel said give Cody 10 years at a desk job and that’s what he looks like, but that guy said 33, not 133

  • @marmelaota1703
    @marmelaota17034 жыл бұрын

    Not gonna lie, he actually could be a voice actor

  • @micahpaulsen3940

    @micahpaulsen3940

    4 жыл бұрын

    Noel or Colt? Cuz I can see both

  • @booty_hunter4207

    @booty_hunter4207

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah definitely for a villain tho

  • @conner8353
    @conner83534 жыл бұрын

    “This is Cody if he stayed at a desk” why is that so accurate 😂

  • @Kyluxhoe
    @Kyluxhoe4 жыл бұрын

    As someone in an international relationship, the "you cant come into the country it's like a government thing' ' N O ' " GOT ME EMDBEKEVWJ

  • @redaaitrami4113
    @redaaitrami41134 жыл бұрын

    He's SIMPly in love

  • @nivinvinod5801

    @nivinvinod5801

    4 жыл бұрын

    With his mom

  • @beriking
    @beriking4 жыл бұрын

    I watched the shit outta that season. Those two buffoons absolutely deserve each other and i have never, never seen another couple on that show that was genuinely so hard to watch. I was in physical pain watching their interactions

  • @pixitchi

    @pixitchi

    4 жыл бұрын

    p l e a s e tell me what happened with them

  • @vacou2016

    @vacou2016

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yoooo what happened to them

  • @Jarrod_kane

    @Jarrod_kane

    4 жыл бұрын

    share your pain with us please, we are already dead inside I am sure it can't get much worse

  • @ard4771

    @ard4771

    4 жыл бұрын

    Alexis Bowers he got her arrested three times, she left him and got another boyfriend and then him and his mother tried to get her deported lmao

  • @qashsav5959
    @qashsav59594 жыл бұрын

    who-.....WHO TF HAS THE NAME COLT?

  • @miltonsilva9528

    @miltonsilva9528

    4 жыл бұрын

    Him

  • @toast7580

    @toast7580

    4 жыл бұрын

    mom was a horse girl and dude is named after his dad

  • @sarahdarling2441

    @sarahdarling2441

    4 жыл бұрын

    toast oh noooo 😂

  • @yixingzz_2386

    @yixingzz_2386

    4 жыл бұрын

    It’s colty*

  • @trinzbeats

    @trinzbeats

    4 жыл бұрын

    dumb joke

  • @rebecca29912009
    @rebecca299120094 жыл бұрын

    They deserve each other. She wants money and he wants a hot wife, even if it is just temporary. He knows the deal...

  • @sharpiejo323
    @sharpiejo3234 жыл бұрын

    this man has the prettiest brown eyes ive literally ever seen whatttt

  • @juheepark7123

    @juheepark7123

    3 жыл бұрын

    Sahara Jones they’re green

  • @sharpiejo323

    @sharpiejo323

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@juheepark7123 no.. there not lol

  • @Efmims

    @Efmims

    2 жыл бұрын

    Them shits hazel

  • @Efmims

    @Efmims

    2 жыл бұрын

    Eye color as ambiguous as his ethnicity

  • @unbornvii
    @unbornvii4 жыл бұрын

    that Faze guys and their girlfriends joke was funny asl

  • @samemerson
    @samemerson4 жыл бұрын

    Wild that he ended up having an affair on her, mans out here pulling

  • @radicalgrrrl

    @radicalgrrrl

    4 жыл бұрын

    yoooo source?

  • @zachtooill

    @zachtooill

    4 жыл бұрын

    Sam Emerson yeah for real. So what’s your ig?

  • @georgianadeister5039

    @georgianadeister5039

    4 жыл бұрын

    zach41411 simp

  • @dwny1889

    @dwny1889

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@zachtooill it actually fuckin hurts me seeing a guy so clearly desperate tryna pull a girl when he uses the Maximilian mus PFP and *LITERALLY SUBSCRIBES TO PPL IN HOPES THEY WILL NOTICE. AND REPLY* NO. Stop it! Please. Go outside and talk to people and you might not have to be so goddamn desperate. AND DUDE UR LIKE 28 OR SMTH JESUS.

  • @qtiPPP

    @qtiPPP

    4 жыл бұрын

    D/\wny LMAOOOOOO HOLY SHIT YOURE RIGHT CHECK ZACHS SUBS IM DEAD

  • @laurensanchez7872
    @laurensanchez78724 жыл бұрын

    “I’m a bit of a mommies boy” ...I LITERALLY and AUDIBLY gagged. My gooood

  • @kurtistowncitizen904
    @kurtistowncitizen9044 жыл бұрын

    The words "Hot Brazilian Girlfriend" made me think we were watching a *different* type of video

  • @Jasnyx
    @Jasnyx4 жыл бұрын

    colt is spending valetine's day alone this year and every year after that

  • @erikag290

    @erikag290

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hes spending it w his cats

  • @Jasnyx

    @Jasnyx

    4 жыл бұрын

    Erika Garibay oh fuck you right

  • @mossattacks9191

    @mossattacks9191

    4 жыл бұрын

    Erika Garibay don’t disrespect his mother like that

  • @erikag290

    @erikag290

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@mossattacks9191 lol

  • @Jasnyx

    @Jasnyx

    4 жыл бұрын

    mossattacks sorry not sorry but if my child couldn’t do his own laundry or make his own bed by the time he’s 18, let alone however old that dude is, i’d have an aneurism, i feel awful for his mom 😂 she obviously loves him a lot but that’s toooooo much

  • @autumnxxfall
    @autumnxxfall4 жыл бұрын

    Why are you putting me on blast with the boyfriend comment? Leave me and Cookie Dough alone

  • @Me-vn3gz

    @Me-vn3gz

    4 жыл бұрын

    autumnxxfall Don’t speak time me or my child ever again 😤😒

  • @autumnxxfall

    @autumnxxfall

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Me-vn3gz Tell Babygirl I said hi

  • @Alienpromqueen

    @Alienpromqueen

    4 жыл бұрын

    I felt *so* attacked

  • @David-im3sb
    @David-im3sb3 жыл бұрын

    “Baby girl want some meat” made me spit my drink into my ramen.

  • @nivinvinod5801
    @nivinvinod58014 жыл бұрын

    Girl defined was talking about this Mr Struggle

  • @gracealyssa28
    @gracealyssa284 жыл бұрын

    Ok so I was playing animal crossing while watching this and I was so confused cause I was like I’m outside why is the ables sisters shop music playing

  • @sofiaturi6301

    @sofiaturi6301

    4 жыл бұрын

    Grace Allen lmao

  • @abigailhumphrys7695
    @abigailhumphrys76954 жыл бұрын

    the editing on these have been so fuckinh funny recently

  • @jayquintanar
    @jayquintanar4 жыл бұрын

    WHOEVER SAID “every faze guy and their gf” I hate y’all 😭 I SCREAMED LMFAO 😂 that took me out

  • @cheyennerowlands6817
    @cheyennerowlands68174 жыл бұрын

    "You ain't no baby boy you a baby man" 😂

  • @JH20059
    @JH200594 жыл бұрын

    “My name is colt, I’m 33” (has 3 cats and lives with his mom) yup it’s one of those days

  • @ianhughes4806
    @ianhughes48064 жыл бұрын

    Why this mans look like discount Dax Shepard

  • @bums009

    @bums009

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lmao accurate

  • @crftieph

    @crftieph

    4 жыл бұрын

    DAX SHEPARD! I didn't know the actor's name lol but he def looks like him 😂

  • @zee6909

    @zee6909

    4 жыл бұрын

    don’t do dax like that :((

  • @IeFrenchGuy
    @IeFrenchGuy4 жыл бұрын

    "After five days, i knew i wanted to spend the rest of my life with her" helllllllll no

  • @brianbethea3069

    @brianbethea3069

    2 жыл бұрын

    I mean, the guy's 33 and living with his mom, there's obviously something off. As another guy with a whole fucking lot of things off, my first relationship was kind of like that. I had dated my boyfriend for 2 weeks and told him I loved him; I had never felt for someone that deeply before and just got confused and assumed that was what I was supposed to say. 6 months later, I realized "Oh, NOW I love him, I was just being stupid before," and he agreed, and we then went on happily together until we had to split up on good terms because life just got in the way. For people who struggle to clearly understand their emotions, infatuation can look a whole lot like love. I mean, maybe that's not the case with this guy, but it could be. Or it could not be. I'm completely unable to make decisions :))))

  • @spookysn
    @spookysn4 жыл бұрын

    "That's the laugh of the unabomber" killed me, damn Noel

  • @TheSuperArx
    @TheSuperArx4 жыл бұрын

    Noel your eyes are the colour of the shit I had this morning, luv u bb

  • @lauratroy13

    @lauratroy13

    4 жыл бұрын

    Today on cursed compliments 😁

  • @amandalinton9659

    @amandalinton9659

    4 жыл бұрын

    THE CHANNEL NAME IS FUCKING RAPTOR JESUS???? WHY??

  • @atheenacollis8582

    @atheenacollis8582

    4 жыл бұрын

    The name, the profile pic, the comment...I think I love you

  • @TheSuperArx

    @TheSuperArx

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@amandalinton9659 praise be the Holy Raptor

  • @OCV102

    @OCV102

    4 жыл бұрын

    Damn bro you should go see a doctor

  • @meikme
    @meikme4 жыл бұрын

    "you're no baby boy! You're baby man" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @grantgiles6386
    @grantgiles63863 жыл бұрын

    Yo this man looks like Luka Doncic if Luka would’ve played golf instead

  • @annagibson3980
    @annagibson39804 жыл бұрын

    i can just tell he's a discord admin.

  • @rodrigorojas8054
    @rodrigorojas80544 жыл бұрын

    Noel: is scared of single men with knowledge of a soldering iron and no friends Me: I better not learn how to solder because then Noel is gonna be scared of me... and we can’t be both scared of eachother.

  • @ameeliee
    @ameeliee4 жыл бұрын

    noel saying an "exuberant amount of money"... ceo of not knowing what words mean

  • @tomogalia
    @tomogalia4 жыл бұрын

    noel has really attractive hands

  • @bubblygal
    @bubblygal4 жыл бұрын

    tell me why i nodded when he said “baby girl wants some meat” also is it just me or did it get suddenly hot in here?

  • @mahogany466

    @mahogany466

    4 жыл бұрын

    ME

  • @bums009

    @bums009

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Tim Evans Always gotta be one guy that makes it weird...

  • @meh8744

    @meh8744

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Tim Evans please...dont do this

  • @nataliav3852
    @nataliav38524 жыл бұрын

    Also Noel’s body language and dialogue analysis is on point

  • @SIMULAT3DHUMAN3
    @SIMULAT3DHUMAN34 жыл бұрын

    Every video starts with “I don’t know if we should watch this” or “I don’t know if I can even watch this” LMAO

  • @keemdub
    @keemdub4 жыл бұрын

    These really make my day better!!! thank you

  • @kingquest3733
    @kingquest37333 жыл бұрын

    0:40 Cody if the word "frictionless" didn't exist

  • @Alexrg12345
    @Alexrg123454 жыл бұрын

    One of my favorite couples from 90 day fiancé 🤣 Too many funny moments

  • @cynicalperson161

    @cynicalperson161

    4 жыл бұрын

    Same 😂

  • @luvtroja3434

    @luvtroja3434

    4 жыл бұрын

    when he threw the water bottle i lost it lol

  • @luisapereira9203
    @luisapereira92034 жыл бұрын

    You ended the video before the best part, the airport arrival!!! That man is absurd, please do a second part of this!

  • @ayens.4945

    @ayens.4945

    4 жыл бұрын

    up

  • @AC-we4xx
    @AC-we4xx4 жыл бұрын

    Just found your channel, I really enjoy your commentary videos!

  • @buzzfeedteen
    @buzzfeedteen4 жыл бұрын

    2:01 ok but why is this better thsn the majority of pov tik toks lmao

  • @insherahsworld
    @insherahsworld4 жыл бұрын

    Noel should react to more 90-day fiance videos. the MESS these couples bring 😂

  • @gracimh1780
    @gracimh17804 жыл бұрын

    yessss dip into that 90 day fiance content

  • @fay_g0
    @fay_g04 жыл бұрын

    Noel was so accurate when he said i would feel guilty after laughing-

  • @jkester7893
    @jkester78933 жыл бұрын

    I literally talk to my cat like we are two childhood friends that became adopted sisters. like ill say shit like "Yeah i'm talking about you, talking behind your back-cause you needy as hell" and she just blinks at me then walks away.

  • @Kobaine
    @Kobaine4 жыл бұрын

    This dude gives off strong Ted Bundy energy

  • @cynicalperson161
    @cynicalperson1614 жыл бұрын

    It's Larissa and Coltie!

  • @luceroortega4281
    @luceroortega42814 жыл бұрын

    I already can’t wait for part 2.

  • @randomstuffruler7
    @randomstuffruler74 жыл бұрын

    I reallyyyy appreciate the description

  • @olivegardensrestroom688
    @olivegardensrestroom6884 жыл бұрын

    I've changed this comment so the replies don't make sense And so I can stop being roasted

  • @notgrubba

    @notgrubba

    4 жыл бұрын

    you literally described the exact joke noel made when he said “this is cody 10 years from now if he had stayed behind a desk”

  • @rani.andretti

    @rani.andretti

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ikr if anything this guy looks A LOT younger than Cody rn

  • @olivegardensrestroom688

    @olivegardensrestroom688

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@notgrubba I was typing it as he said it

  • @olivegardensrestroom688

    @olivegardensrestroom688

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Nyteraw THAT'S WHAT IT WAS

  • @booty_hunter4207

    @booty_hunter4207

    4 жыл бұрын

    Man if only this joke was in the video

  • @chaimaabbassi2199
    @chaimaabbassi21994 жыл бұрын

    so we're gonna just ignore Noel's watery eyes when he said "I thought you loved me" !!!!!

  • @averytruffelmen6230
    @averytruffelmen62304 жыл бұрын

    "I can't wait to get a real man after getting my green card" okay, but we were all thinking it. 😥

  • @kimchristian6498
    @kimchristian64984 жыл бұрын

    What is it about this video that SENT ME maybe it's my mood rn but I had to take my glasses of like SIX TIMES cause I was laughing so HARD bro this is some unparalleled quality in humor.

  • @phaedra._.
    @phaedra._.4 жыл бұрын

    The Nintendogs shop music in the background is SENDING ME

  • @badrzouhir4880
    @badrzouhir48804 жыл бұрын

    nothing makes me happier than the notification of noel’s “new videooo” tweet

  • @alexandriawright6974
    @alexandriawright69744 жыл бұрын

    One of my fave couples to watch !!! “Who is against the queen will die” !!

  • @sorencolfax381
    @sorencolfax3814 жыл бұрын

    Top tier vid as usual, although when will the next provo come out?

  • @Teddy_yb
    @Teddy_yb4 жыл бұрын

    8:23 Noel was on the ball for this one. I can definitely see his response going like, "Ok honey, I'll pay the fee for the visa." Or something.

  • @louna4018
    @louna40184 жыл бұрын

    "I can't wait to cheat on this fool " AM DEAD 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MyUpsGotDown
    @MyUpsGotDown4 жыл бұрын

    Damn Noel, props to really end it on that. The segway to the outro music was also perfect.

  • @katherinea-z112
    @katherinea-z1124 жыл бұрын

    You better watch the rest of their relationship man it gets crazy

  • @midsommarvvitch7182
    @midsommarvvitch71824 жыл бұрын

    i remember when she flushed her engagement ring down the toilet. what a good season

  • @risaroo8688
    @risaroo86884 жыл бұрын

    Ew my names Larisa and I never hear my name and when he said Larisa i had a heart attack💀💀

  • @OwlyStars
    @OwlyStars4 жыл бұрын

    Please watch more of this couple... it gets WILD

  • @frankpaws4500
    @frankpaws45004 жыл бұрын

    thnx for the spicy vids noel

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