A more recent one that would've fit nicely: the dude at the WC who scored against Brazil, took his shirt off for his second yellow, gave the ref a handshake & just walked off smiling from ear to ear.

@Snap_Snippet

Жыл бұрын

Vincent Aboubakar. He’s an absolute beast. I remember when he absolutely tore up AFCON with like 8 goals in the tournament

@dnmem4537

Жыл бұрын

Imagine calling the legend Aboubakar "the dude"

@watchman1270

Жыл бұрын

@DnMem 45 It’s not that deep

@Lmao-np2wo

Жыл бұрын

Also another recent one, Marcao from Galatasaray runs all the way from the other side of the pitch to punch Kerem Aktürkoğlu multiple times, who happens to be his teammate, just because he told him to be quiet after making a mistake or something.

@samuelpinder1215

Жыл бұрын

Pope vs liverpool was hilarious to me

Idk how the oxlade chamberlain and gibb’s red card didn’t make it into the first list

@Lost20048

Жыл бұрын

Comment should be pinned 👏

@noahpalmer6653

Жыл бұрын

Yeh or David luiz

@bluesEvanskro

Жыл бұрын

And the van persie one vs Barcelona

@munaabdi4471

Жыл бұрын

and the martinelli one

@user-xg5mw7gn1c

10 ай бұрын

its in another video

nice for ollie to feature a small account and give him a shout out

@finlay188

Жыл бұрын

just not funny mate

@SunshineRainbowWhitePony

Жыл бұрын

…

@saltyspoon8465

Жыл бұрын

😐

@JamieHales912

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂 that’s so funny

@ericherrera2246

Жыл бұрын

Class move tbh

I wanted to see Suarez's handball against Ghana, him celebrating the missed penalty is just too iconic

@franze4

Жыл бұрын

best red card of all time probably and africans are still crying😂😂😂

@franze4

Жыл бұрын

well i guess theyre not crying as much anymore, but they were for 12 years. ghanainas still are

@richard_nj

Жыл бұрын

they did a tier list about iconic cheating moments a while back, the suarez handball and biting incidents feature in that one

@cookielogs1686

11 ай бұрын

@@franze4it’s because that was there only chance of ever making the semi’s incredibly unlucky sadly

@henrymerkel1385

11 ай бұрын

In addition to that should put Faraoni's save from the Hellas Verona- Spezia match. Same energy.

Scott Arfield sliding the Hearts goalie a few year ago should have been on here. An absolute classic of Scottish football

@euanmac6120

Жыл бұрын

Or Alan mcgregor against hibs 😂

@alexsagert7609

Жыл бұрын

My favourite "Canadian" national team player, Scott Arfield

My favorite recent one is Nick Pope's, where he comes out, basically catches the ball by accident, and then kicks out at the ball, accidentally taking out Trippier. Just a glorious series of events.

@samuelpinder1215

Жыл бұрын

What about his one against liverpool

@Samtheman91

Жыл бұрын

Never happened, Pope only has 1 red and it was against Liverpool

@samuelpinder1215

Жыл бұрын

@@Samtheman91 which was a good red

@DannyHodge95

Жыл бұрын

@@Samtheman91 I meant that one, mixed up Trippier and Pickfords names somehow, he takes out his own defender.

@Samtheman91

Жыл бұрын

@@DannyHodge95 ohh yeah, fair enough 👍

My favourite recent one is glasner, the trainer of Frankfurt kicking the ball onto the pitch to stop an attack by the other team and getting a red card for that. The iconic part of it is the press conference after the match where he told the reporters that he did it because he thought that was just a yellow card. It would have been a yellow card, if a substiture player did it while warming up. But if a trainer does it, it is a red card. His entrie attitude was like "oh, well - today I learned something"

Really funny Ollie, looking forward to Joey Barton moments, against City when he kicked and punched about 5 City players.

Gotta get the Battle of Bramall Lane (Sheffield Utd vs West Brom) in Part 2. George Santos demolished Andy Johnson as revenge for a broken eye socket & Suffo headbutted McInnes - both doing so nearly immediately after being subbed on - then there were a sequence of fights and the match was forced to be abandoned after Sheffield United were reduced to 6 players. Hope to see more throwback Red cards, there's a whole stockpile for Ollie to get his teeth into.

@rockywolff3291

11 ай бұрын

That sounds sensational. I need to see that

Not only did the ref who kicked Diego Carlos get suspended, he ended up retiring after this because of how bad it affected him

@franze4

Жыл бұрын

good

Ok. So as soon as we got to the Newcastle clip, and Chris said Ollie wasn’t even watching football, I knew the GOAT of red cards, Sir Duncan Ferguson wasn’t making an appearance, nor Roy Keane. Nor Billy bremner. Dunc got 6 months in jail for a red he got at rangers as he shattered the guys jaw. Gotta do a throwback red cards episode with all these old red cards that outshine all these

@Subsbench

2 ай бұрын

Watching this list makes me wonder whether they spend half their time watching the golf or something, so many more iconic ones missing, my first thought was Keane on Haaland and Leonardo on Tab Ramos, then I thought of the full on scraps on the pitch such as Keegan, Bremner, Hunter, Lee, I dunno what's going on 😂

The yusuf mulumbu red card for picking up the ball and kicking it at a west ham players back should be on the next part 😂

Steven Taylor’s “shot to the chest” needs a honourable mention here, acting so good I thought it was Daniel Day-Lewis playing Steven Taylor

Just when we needed him most, the king is back 👑 Good to see Ollie too.

In the same game as the Dyer/Bowyer fight was the Steven Taylor sniper incident that happened 10 minutes before. Hoping that makes part 2, the most blatant handball, followed by the least convincing dive ever, the definition of absolutely sensational.

@agin1519

11 ай бұрын

Taylor has told the story of being so relieved when he saw that fight because up to that point he knew he was going to be the focus of bollocking by the manager in front of the team and he got away clean after that insanity…

@dannyplatt6161

10 ай бұрын

Yeh it was

In the match with the Dyer Vs Bowyer fight those weren't even the only red cards we got - the St James Park Sniper killed Steven Taylor in that same match (or Taylor handballed on the line and pretended the ball hit his chest if you're a none believer)

@themidwife1624

Жыл бұрын

Imagine being the manager, seeing your team go down to 8 men like that after already watching Taylor die on the field.

0:28 what has always been really funny about the Zidane headbutt to me, is that it wasn't even the first time he did that. This is of course the famous one on the biggest stage in football. Turn back to 2001 and he had at least one more before it, with Juventus in the group stage of the 2000/2001 Champions League (which went absolutely abyssmal for Juventus, finishing dead last in the group). Playing Hamburg he got so annoyed by the guy constantly marking him (a guy by the name of Jochen Kientz) that in a scrum he did his thing and got send of. Wild game, as later Edgar Davids also got send off, two of the best players at the time and they totally lost it that game. (and Hamburg won 3-1, but still finished only 3rd)

You needed to show Kaká’s red in the 2010 World Cup.

Love these tier list videos!

Yes please let's see another one of these

absolutely love an upload after 4 months!!! please keep it up mate

part 2 needed badly!! there's so many good ones missing RvP v Barca for 'kicking the ball away' Joey Barton in the Aguero game punches a lad the Gibbs-Oxlade-Chamberlain debacle the fella from Wolfsburg (?) who 2 foots a guy from behind in the 95th minute after the keeper goes up for a corner at 2-1 down no mention of Vieira, Keane, Ramos or anyone of the like

@654jimbob654

11 ай бұрын

Over a decade later and I'm still mad about that RVP red card.

@ally4131

8 ай бұрын

@@654jimbob654He should’ve been sent off before that lmao. Messi also had a goal wrongly disallowed in the first half too.

It’s a deep cut for anyone overseas, but Clint Dempsey in a US Open Cup match, tearing up the referee’s notebook and getting sent off. A match where Seattle Sounders finished the game with 7 men against their archrivals. Now referred to as the Red Card Wedding.

Yes Ollie, back on the KZread grind. Keep the videos coming mate, new FM series??????

Miguel Britos for Watford vs Brighton is incredible. The fact he appeals it makes it so much better

Simunic triple yellow card from the WC. Impressive how none of the officials or the opponents knew he was playing on two yellow cards in a World Cup game

These are the kind of antics that are the reason people take the piss out of footballers, surely in this day and age they know every single angle and incident is covered, hard to defend the beautiful game when you see some of these, great vid Ollie ❤

Welcome back ginge

Finally, a good Dixon video!

That Marcelo from Lyon plays for Western Sydney Wanderers now, and he's probably one of our best players.

surprised that martinelli's incredible double yellow wasn't on here

What about Ronaldo's red vs City when he strangely handballed it from a corner.. so bizzare

The one of the Cameroonian player giving his opponent an elbow chop to the back is quite a good one too.

German ones i remember are iconic. 1. Mark Van Bommel - Bayern Munich vs Hamburger SV 90 + 2. Van Bommel wasted time, gets booked, applauds the referee, the referee turns around and Van Bommel just flips him off right as the referee turned around again. 2. Felix Wiedwald - MSV Duisburg vs Karlsruher SC (DFB Pokal). Karlsruhe scores and Wiedwald (the goalie) throws the ball to the middle line, motivating his team mates to score as well. But the referee was somewhere between the goal and the middle line and thought Wiedwald wanted to throw at him. And a last "Red Card" from Jürgen Klopp at Borussia Dortmund, sadly just heard in an interview from him. He went to the linesman and asked "How many mistakes are you allowed to make, because if it's 15 you have one to go". He was sent off for that.

Simunic with 3 yellows in a World Cup game is a classic!

@juresosa673

10 ай бұрын

ili onaj "sulejmani je brzi" trenutak

@davorbajlovic3136

10 ай бұрын

@@juresosa673 hahaha, da!

I went back and watched De Jong's karate kick to Xabi Alonso during the 2010 World Cup Final but it was just a yellow card...maybe you could do like a "How's that not a red card" list

I got two suggestions for a Part 2, haha. - Martin Caceres in the MLS, when he bothered the ref during a VAR check. - Josip Simunic on Miralem Sulejmani, on a Serbia vs Croatia match around 9 years ago.

@juresosa673

10 ай бұрын

simunic needs to feature, its so iconic and it was the reason croatia went to 2014 wc

@l98833

9 ай бұрын

For simunic that or the 3 yellow cards, both should get a feature really 😂

@gabrielemarra1007

7 ай бұрын

Simunic red card totally deserved a spot in "absolutely criminal"

@joaopires1761

7 ай бұрын

@@gabrielemarra1007 yeah, although it wasn't the red card that was criminal, but rather the tackle itself was borderline assault.

I was thinking of heading out to IKEA but I'll just use Chris's jaw line as a knive sharpener, and those abs as an ironing board. What a specimen. You should be very proud of your efforts.

hilarious as usual. super stuff lads

FINALLY an upload from the succesful Dixon🎉

A more recent one but I think Erik Lamela deserves a mention for the audacity to come on as an early sub, score a puskas winning rabona then getting sent off in a NLD, a player with a true passion for shithousery

The Gerrard one is the best- One of my favorites is Silvestre getting sent off for United against Arsenal in 2005 for headbutting Ljungberg. That was mint. Also Nicky Butt getting sent off within 2 mins of coming on for Newcastle against some Israeli team in the Uefa Cup in about 2004ish. Started trying to choke a lad out 2 mins after coming on. Amazing.

Ollie Dixon is the greatest channel on KZread and I won’t hear otherwise

Paulo Guerrero flying in on Sven Ulreich near the corner flag is always the first one that comes to mind for me.

Funny again oldie love the videos ❤

I love this series

Do you know what's absolutely criminal? The fact that this video didn't include Botafogo's André Luís' red card against Estudiantes in the Copa Sul-Americana 2008 quarter-finals, where the referee showed him the yellow card, he stole the yellow card from the referee's hand and then André showed the yellow card to the dumbfounded referee instead... which promptly showed him the red card in return. Here's the video: kzread.info/dash/bejne/mZlty5ZqptiZYJs.html

@willmcmanus9542

10 ай бұрын

I was waiting for that one 😂

@xStrongHD

7 ай бұрын

This one is so much better. 2015-16 season in the Turkish league, Galatasaray - Trabzonspor game. kzread.info/dash/bejne/hn-OzM-mp9yXpLg.html

What has KZread come to where we have to censor someone getting stamped on

Crazy how the Van Persie red v Barca in 2011 wasn't included and noone has mentioned it in the comments!

@aj7800

Жыл бұрын

ong that’s what I was thinking

Mo Diame tripping over, catching Allan McGregor, puncturing McGregor's lung and McGregor getting sent off for it has to be worth a mention

Ezri Konsa had a pretty funny one in the 3-3 Leeds game where it was end to end and he hit the ball out of Meslier’s hands whilst on a yellow card because he couldn’t be arsed to run back from a corner at the end of the game

Another iconic red card is from stephen taylor in the same villa vs Newcastle game when dyer and bowyer scrapped it out. Comedy acting

Great video 😂😂

I would recommend an amazing kick from Krupoviesa against Montenegro. It was a Boca-River, Montenegro was managing going one-to-one on a counter attack, and Krupoviesa landed a BEAUTIFUL tackle on his knee (somehow Montenegro didnt get injured).

as a hannover fan it's funny and yet so typical to see not one but two of our players featured in this kind of video

The Brazillian League have some brilliant ones that you might want to check.

One of my favourite facts about the Dyer-Bowyer red cards - the referee of the match wrote an autobiography, and said Alan Shearer (who at the time was England captain) came up to him and tried to argue that he can't send them off for fighting each other because they're both on the same team. A sensational lack of football knowledge from the captain of his country.

@JSmellerM

Жыл бұрын

I'd bet he was just trying everything to keep them on.

I NEED a part 2

I was at the stadium for the Hazard-ballboy one, iconic

I remember watching the Gerrard one live, was one of the first matches I'd ever watched. Suffice to say I was pretty confused.

Should have had Stephen Taylor’s handball, in the same match as Kieron Dyer and Lee Bowyers fight

Joey Barton in the agueroooo game for fighting everyone else on the pitch - so good

Ultimate duo 🤩jokes😂

The Gerrard one.... it hurt. Also seeing a 2005 clip aged me more haha.

We need a part 2

ollies jokes in these videos are so bad yet so good🤣😂🤣

He’s back

there is one legendary red card in Brazil. Andre Luiz, playing for Botafogo, makes a foul, gets a yellow card, steals it from the referee, shows it to the ref himself and gets an immediate red card

You guys absolutely need to watch Junior Baiano playing for Brazil against Jamaica.... Iconic!

The fact Herrera got booked for that stamp was ridiculous 😂

Maybe not a sensational red card itself, but Erik Lamela scoring a Puskas award winner and getting sent off in the same match might have been a nice addition

you've gotta have the battle of bramal lane in there. some sensational fouls

Clint Dempsey, on seattle sounders, open cup red. Not a major match, but iconic

You missed a nice one, Taffarel (Brazil's goalkeeper) getting dribbled, fouling and kicking the attacker while on the ground. When he gets the red, he shoves a couple more, lol... This was in a Atlético Mineiro x Caldense in 1996

A little bit of context on the Di Canio incident. The reason why the ref fell as awkwardly as he did was because he was actually returning to refereeing after he has surgery on his spine.

A few others:- Benjamin Massing (Cameroon v Argentina) in 1990 WC. Cameroon tried to foul Claudio Cannigia countering three times, and on the 3rd attempt it was practically an assault with Massing's boot flying 12 feet in the air! Cantona kung-fu kick on a Crystal Palace yob straight after a red card Arsene Wenger v Man Utd for kicking a water bottle.

Nice to see Ollie collaborating with shorter KZreadrs

Where is the Battle of Bramall Lane? Criminal missing that out. Or Skinhead Rooney against Hull. Needs a part 2.

I haven't watched it all yet but if the one where the guy headbutts the subs bench isn't on this I'm fuming

In the same game as Bowyer v Dyer against Villa, Steven Taylor got sent off for a hand ball on the line where he pretends he’s been shot, that has to be in the next vid

You should do the red cards from the fa cup game between Manchester United and Fulham in the quarter finals

Don’t forget Joey Barton and the ox gibbs mix up in the next one 😂

Sad we didn’t get to see cantona, any of the many he got 😂

Crazy how rigid the officials are in football. In F1, people can insult the officials and their mum for bad decisions or rule change and they would be like "eh, you may be right, let's review that again and maybe retract the decision"

LOL I was there for the Zlatan red card... It was a sold out game. Everyone came to see Zlatan only to watch him get sent off in the first half.... 🤣🤣

Pepe really went well im getting sent off anyways may as well do it some more

Fun fact about that Hazard red card, that ball boy he kicked is now the founder of Au Vodka, pretty sure he’s a millionaire

5:10 Lucas Hradecky (Leverkusen keeper) did this early in the season against Dortmund - in second half stoppage time.

Iconic red cards: Lightning Bolt, Chain Lightning, Goblin Guide, Goblin Welder... Oh, wrong channel.

Jose tells a great one about Balotelli and how he spent most of half time talking to him.. “I said to him: 'Mario, I cannot change you, I have no strikers on the bench, so don't touch anybody and ... “The 46th minute - red card!"

i can't express how thankful I am you have blurred everything to keep the youth safe from these horrible atrocious

do the Arsenal one where the ref sends off the wrong player

Ik monitorisation probably wouldn’t allow it to be shown but I was expecting at least a mention of the Argentine footballer who knocked out the red with one punch after receiving the red. Classic South American football that is

Scott Arfield vs Hearts and Allan McGregor vs Hibs both should be in the next video they are sensational 😂 really surprised there wasn’t a Ramos one in here

@samuelpinder1215

Жыл бұрын

What about ryan Kent vs aberdeen where scott brown laughs at him

Mulumbu sent off for picking the ball up and kicking it at Gary O’Neil is up there as a complete headloss and so funny!

Ah well, that Zequinha Portugal U19 red card brings me back. I've often been embarrassed by my nationality, but that feeling hit its peak there. Hadn't seen it in about a decade.

@joaopires1761

Жыл бұрын

FWIW... I saw this on another YT video about a decade ago or so, and there were plenty of other people who felt the same as me. All of them would get replies from this lad who looked like he was 11, saying quality stuff like "fuck you my uncle did the right thing in snapping the card" or "my uncle is right fuck you" in the most broken Portuguese possible. Classy families, eh?

Cantona at Selhurst Park getting sent off before Johnny Cage kicking a fan has to be up there

Best thing about the Dyer Bowyer fight is that Newcastle got a third red card in the same game which was just as funny. Steven Taylor hand balling a shot on the goal line then pretending that he’d been shot by a sniper, Newcastle down to 8 men. Mental day!

The first yellow of anthony was acctualy for taking his shirt off lol

you missed the legendary frimpong debut for barnsley at sheff wednesday where hes on for a few minutes before getting sent off