Hearing schlatt say "girly pop" has changed me as a person. 0:22

@UltraGamer42069

2 ай бұрын

girly schlop

@ExtantPerson

2 ай бұрын

Fr, he totally schlayyed

@MRSARATAKI

2 ай бұрын

He Shlate and left no crumbs

@abom_ng9963

2 ай бұрын

@@UltraGamer42069me when I see my wife

@Flip11111

2 ай бұрын

@@UltraGamer42069me when I see the stains on my mirror 😵‍💫

Schlatt and Captain Sparklez is a duo I didn't expect but now I NEED

@gaeriefire2762

2 ай бұрын

holy shit it’s dejatwo

@Onceortwice45

2 ай бұрын

@@gaeriefire2762holy shit it’s gaeriefire2762

@jaewol359

Ай бұрын

holy shit it’s dejatwo

@swiftsharpener3109

Ай бұрын

Captain Schlarkles

@big_tobe

Ай бұрын

Holy schlit, it’s Big Tobe

It’s interesting to think that CaptainSparklez is just a family friendly version of Schlatt. They think alike everything so much it’s actually amazing

@missazune

2 ай бұрын

their houses have the same color, they like to talk about money, and they're both sick during that HOA inspection day too. they are truly alike

@cabnbeeschurgr6440

Ай бұрын

They also love fast cars

@Mox1990

Ай бұрын

Schlatt is less sexist tho

@missazune

Ай бұрын

@@Mox1990 tf does that mean

@Skye_ranran

Ай бұрын

I mean they're both very rich, thats the millionaire mindset talking

20:16 I love how charborg's house was like 2 entire bits, the Jesus bit, and the illicit substances on the secret basement bit

@jstar3382

Ай бұрын

Charborg is so funny man. He does dumb shit and it's so good

@idontknowwhattonamethis293

Ай бұрын

Charborg is literally one of the funniest KZreadrs I’ve ever watched I’m not surprised- the video he made of this from his pov is fucking hilarious

@camblycreeper7999

Ай бұрын

I saw Charborg's perspective on his KZread channel and the whole Bible and Jesus bit was entirely by Berdboi's suggestion, even getting the TV Licence. He was sweating bullets the whole time they were on their way

@BazilBuildBases

Ай бұрын

amount of likes under your comment hint to call 911, lol.

14:44 it really seems like Shclatt didn't expect Jordan _actually_ to say "load", since he's the family-friendly guy

@LethalChicken77

Ай бұрын

The wheeze was perfect

"i can leak your credit card info" i can too. APPROVED 💀

@Comstat-guy

Ай бұрын

Approved

@truestbluu

Ай бұрын

disapproved... thsi si going to the hoa

The HOA Compliant signs are so freakin funny.

@cabnbeeschurgr6440

Ай бұрын

Remember Big Brother Jardon loves you

"Words don't really get to you", but 9/11 jokes seem to be paying a toll on you.

@EddysonStudios

2 ай бұрын

and schat, schlagot, and mikasacus being to loud.

@bobbyjeff434

2 ай бұрын

just like the life tool of 2,977 on september 11th 2001

@rattango9819

2 ай бұрын

The plane didnt pay a toll though. Ran straight through.

@Itz_y3_boii

2 ай бұрын

does that toll happen to be the 2.3 trillion dollars that disappeared before September 11th, 2001?

@a.o.8527

Ай бұрын

@@EddysonStudios did you say SCHLAGGOT⁉️⁉️

Pink was originally a boys colour. As boys were thought to be hot and girls were cold(Blue). It is the same concept as Yin and Yang but european.

@elliot_rat

2 ай бұрын

and then the big h switcherood. i feel like that might be a myth though

@lenacalussi7202

2 ай бұрын

And it was more expensive to produce, so it also stood for power and money

@SacredSwordOfJovan

2 ай бұрын

👍

@faedragonlucy

2 ай бұрын

You're telling me Schlatt is European? I thought he was gay!

@SupertonicLady

2 ай бұрын

boys are hot

The funniest part was when Charborg accidentally set his house on fire after the inspection lmao I was dying laughing

@gento5o5

Ай бұрын

did the weed stay

@arandomcrowe

Ай бұрын

@@gento5o5yes

@gento5o5

Ай бұрын

@@arandomcrowe then everything else doesn't matter

@arandomcrowe

Ай бұрын

@@gento5o5 correct

@Eliprater-su7nl

Ай бұрын

Lol me too😂

schlatt was really testing captainsparklez's ability to recover a joke and keep it family friendly 😭

19:45 I love how quick Jawsh was to say L when Schlatt died

14:16 “we’re all friends here”, he says, as Altrive gets fucking murdered

@jstar3382

Ай бұрын

He deserves it

I’ll never forgot what “Sark” did to my house back in 99. The neighborhood never financially recovered.

@CoCo-Cnr

Ай бұрын

"Schlarpie" has done something similar in 99, so much memories in that house. That neighborhood is now abandoned, and soon to be demolished for good.

I’ll never forget what Schlatt built that highway through that redlined neighborhood in 1999. Truly devastating to the area’s social capital.

@scj6693

Ай бұрын

they call him schlobert moses

@ryankalgreen6184

Ай бұрын

​@@scj6693 or the schlower broker

@Theorpo

Ай бұрын

I'll never forget what they did to you on April 14th 1912 And November 21st 1916.

@TimeToGetFunkyy

Ай бұрын

@@Theorpocrazy

@oceanlnr9414

Ай бұрын

@@Theorpo horrible ship recognition skills. Disgraceful.

Captain saying "Blow my uh... load" caught me so offguard I am fucking dying lmao

Shoutout to Charborg's Opium Dimension

14:40 schlatt was too proud for captain saying that

Captain saying "shit" had me rolling

@LoganMcRae-jo5cv

Ай бұрын

But the captain never swears, so you heard nothing and shouldn’t speak of it ever happening🤐Got it?

@seifelden4903

Ай бұрын

when

@Xx_Goobinator_xX

Ай бұрын

@@seifelden4903 a few moments after he is first on screen.

@Xx_Goobinator_xX

Ай бұрын

@@LoganMcRae-jo5cv gotcha 👍

@Mary97574

Ай бұрын

at 1:10 ish? i thought that was mika

Barely a minute in and he's already talking about his sweet succulent house

@dinpaz

2 ай бұрын

barley

@2can2do

2 ай бұрын

barley

@Jules.69

2 ай бұрын

Sorry guys mama didn't raise a speller

@TimeToGetFunkyy

Ай бұрын

⁠spelling is optional

I cannot put into words how fucking happy I am to see charborg with schlag

"Stork" acting like an architect just like he did back in the '01 to calculate where the building needes to be hit

@quintonlloyd1957

Ай бұрын

*needs

I love how schlott actually ranks stuff in theses videos, truly a rankshlott slop chop hot shot of hot schlotts

CaptainSparklez and the HOA? Brings a tear to my eye as Ionce again feel the Mianite Season 1 shaped hole in my heart...

20:38 the sync between Schlatt and the video is PERFECT

19:42 I like how the big man tried to give something to the killer so he wouldn't kill him. Just like his 2 victims did in 1999....

"Schled Schlivison" never ceases to "Treat" us to "Joy"

26:14 Hey ron… Bye ron… ron wasn’t having it today.

Charborg is easily the best house they went to. The opium farm hidden behind a secret redstone torch placement, and he opens it without them even asking

"Schlatt" actually takes 2 buisness months just to cut minecraft footage

the hoa stream was such a creative way for a lot of people to get to know all the sdmp members a bit and see all of their houses, especially with schlatt and captain being the two biggest cc’s on the server. aztro, schlatt, and tucker are my favorite server members, but through this stream, riftskeen is now in my top 5. the duck pond to the beloved mr beast thumbnail part was imo the funniest moment ive ever seen on minecraft.

Jawsh is my comfort streamer. Love when he complains Edit: what the hell it was actually a setup? They tried to scam him

Schlungus becoming a brutal authoritarian the moment after starting an HOA is so in character

"What about opium?" Gets me every time

HE SMOKIN POT! 2:21

Captain has the chill energy Schlatt needs to not completely turn a server into anarchy

7.5 inch shaft is a reference to schlatts 7.5m net worth

@sleeepy_kit

2 ай бұрын

it has to be way more

@FireFox2313-di6bk

Ай бұрын

@@sleeepy_kitwhich one?

Shchellt really did grow his bush

i cant belive you approved a mixed use apartment building. any good self respecting hoa would only allow single family houses in their area

the music not fitting is driving me fucking crazy

Captain Sparkles the older family friendly brother. Schlatt the unhinged younger brother

Schlatts HOA and Grian's Permit office need to 1v1 for a monopoly on burning complaint forms

schlingus and schlarptain schparkler is a crazy duo i didnt know i needed

Sparklez saying, "your what..?" Killed me 😭

Jawsh's little cottage is so aesthetic

@FireFox2313-di6bk

Ай бұрын

Perhaps a little small

Years later and a jsclatt minecraft video is still a good watch

charborg's house was incredible

Me: *Is named Ron just watching a nice Jschlatt video.* The Video: 6:34 Me: *fucking dyeing*

I’ve watched the HOA arc so many times and I still enjoy watching it. This is some peak entertainment.

15:27 this is a good example as well as season six Grein base that having a massive build like this, though impressive will never be finished

Yet another video titled "RANKING YOUR..." , without a single ranking scale.

Jawsh is genuinely the funniest person on the server. I haven't watched him in years, but his unique blend of talent and humor results in any interaction that he's involved in being funnier.

Charborg having a secret lair in his secret lair is genius

0:05 we burped together

@Zel-o_o

Ай бұрын

epic

The synchronization of " *_Jesus Christ_* " at 20:35 was God's work 🧔‍♀

Love this duo

I love (and think about how funny it is) that everyone who places Minecraft (or doesn’t) simultaneously agree that anything that is floating off or build off the side of an edge NEEDS support beams under it even though there is literally no point since gravity doesn’t exist. It’s just law that it needs to be there even if it wastes resources

I laughed so hard at the HOA compliant and non compliant signs

Man if only HOA was like this at my residential area, we have to give them an 80% cut of the stuff

does anyone know the music that plays at 10:15 once captain mentions dandelions are weeds? it also plays at 10:41 !

@thermochemist

2 ай бұрын

It's called Lucifers Waltz! kzread.info/dash/bejne/eop_0MuuidG2qKg.html

We all love Toasten fighting against the HOA

The bit with the house made of pictures and the fake sports car was hilarious!!

i loved when he ranked our cursed minecraft builds

They should do this but with user submitted realms as a one off video

I cheered louder than the screams of Schlartt's victims in '89 when Tucker popped up

"here's the thing, im not selling drugs, but i can if you want me to" - Hunter

Okay, how in the HELL is Ross everywhere. Whatever Minecraft server video I watch I see RubberRoss there. I'm going crazy

Schlagg channel has become the new jschlattLIVE channel

Schlage having more sushi after every cut while inspecting Tucker killed me

I love that Jared schlatt said on the anthony padilla interview that he hasn't made a video on minecraft in years and then randomly uploads one

Thanks Clag 7 Inch, really liking this minecraft(?) content!

“We’re all friends here” as someone dies 😂 14:19

Love how mere moments into working up the courage to go the Girls club house Sclhart got attacked and died, truly fitting for his fear of women

I cant believe that shlagg is carrying out "Shlatt's" legacy

BRO whos adding these over the top sound effects oh my god

this reminds me of older schlatt and i love it

Schlungus really outdid himself here. We’re so proud of him.

"fellas here's the thing, i don't sell drugs but i can start" fantastic

4 schlungus videos in a quarter is a blessing

Being entirely honest. Jchlatts "ranking" videos are my favorite lol

never heard more truer words schlagg 0:32

7:35 there are 100 different ways to make a deep whirring sound in order to imitate a spinning blade, and Schlatt picked the correct one

I love Mr. Toasten just vibing in the back

Charborg feeling the need to renovate his house before the HOA came was hilarious.

i love schlooning to your videos

schlatt and captian sparkles is such an unexpected duo and it's been amazing

Schloggr's insanity is schlarting to show

I did not realize he was so based as to have caps lock as his PTT button. Absolute king.

They need to build a couple tall identical minecraft builds next to each other.

shortening the tucker section to a few seconds is crazy

Mikasacus Cant respect the HOA he needs to get kicked out of the server for everyones good

2 schlatt videos in one week is crazy

i am happy to see that sneeg's castle and shrubbery are perfectly fine, no violations at all

We should appreciate how much schlatt puts in us

i love the smp live vibes from this video

Next ranking video should be "Ranking my DIABOLICAL TORTURE method of my victim in '99"

Those Ross emotes are nuclear amounts of funny shit had me rolling

Iv had this phone with 3d audio capabilities for 4 months. The time spent watching this video was spent looking for the voices i kept hearing over my shoulders and to my left and right.... i beg you for mono audio

The perfect timing of getting an ad at 1:59

great audio design. maybe could do a bit better with accompanying visual cues (eg 19:30)