Kendricks Grandmother saying "Shit don't change until you get up and wash yo ass" is a top tier poop bar.

@diegogallegos4813

4 ай бұрын

Kendrick saying “When shit hit the fan, is you still a fan?” is up there with that fs

@elile8567

4 ай бұрын

​@@diegogallegos4813i don't want to imagine it hitting the fan

@SlammerFr

4 ай бұрын

never noticed that play on words till just now reading this lol

@TortoiseMaximus

4 ай бұрын

"I shit, fart, peepee" - Kendrick Lamar

@SuperNuclearUnicorn

4 ай бұрын

What's the next word in that bar btw? I can't quite remember

are these technically a bunch of stool samples?

@chernobylcoleslaw6698

4 ай бұрын

>under-rated comment

@16BitOG

4 ай бұрын

nah thats a bit of a reach but I see where you coming from

@huare7946

4 ай бұрын

Accurately rated comment

@Kevinomens

4 ай бұрын

S tier

@devinloew7681

4 ай бұрын

Compared to thr generic SHITpost comments, this one is great

In Lil Wayne’s defense, flexing luxury through the high quality toilet paper you buy is really funny

@fpsbelarus5307

Ай бұрын

on god

@babykata-dt3ys

6 күн бұрын

Whenever I go to someone's house and they have fancy toilet paper, I know they've made it in life.

Can’t forget Fivio Foreign’s lyrical masterpiece: Shittin', poopin' Huh, shittin', huh, poopin'

@philtheairplanemechanic

2 ай бұрын

ice cream, scoopin' shittin', poopin

@design1of470

2 ай бұрын

@@philtheairplanemechanic shittin'.. poopin'...

@flamee23312

21 күн бұрын

The fact he said it and then immediately had to repeat it like he just wrote an Illmatic level bar 😭😭

@UnwashedRascal

10 күн бұрын

@@flamee23312after dropping that masterpiece of a bar he says “I feel like the GOAT”

@xamp_exclammark

4 күн бұрын

@@UnwashedRascal He felt great after shitting,i relate tbh

The fact we haven’t collectively outlawed poop bars is insane to me

@joaquin5929

4 ай бұрын

People will hate on pussy bars but will praise poopy rappers 😂

@KidneyFailureGaming

4 ай бұрын

Nah, shouldn't be. The rap game wouldn't be a game without shit.

@Mighty_Atheismo

4 ай бұрын

Poop bars are the shit and urine

@kenterminateddq5311

4 ай бұрын

I'm surprised that Eminem's "So when I say,"eat sh1#", I mean me" line didn't get ranked.

@luvkoaofficial

4 ай бұрын

I feel like we have. Some artists just don't listen 💀

You would've given the poop an S if it was in the form of a slick, minimalistic wallet that fits right into your front pocket.

@livserte

4 ай бұрын

Slid out the back pocket and squelched into the front one...

@potatoandbeans1543

4 ай бұрын

I don’t like this reply

@mc-ps-playa5569

4 ай бұрын

@@livserteYou didn’t have to post that

@livserte

4 ай бұрын

@@mc-ps-playa5569 and Napoleón didn't have to have the nose of the Sphinx blown off, but canon events just happen.

@mapledemon5601

4 ай бұрын

@@livserteI’m going to find you

You missed my favorite. Ye's verse on Cudi's "Erase Me" where he's talking about a girl named Aria, ending the verse with "I couldn't get my shit out anyway, I hope you die, Aria". A beautiful double entendre about poop and diarrhea.

@RyBrown

4 ай бұрын

that’s why ye the 🐐 no 🧢

@coolboyyo654

4 ай бұрын

the entire verse is a buildup for a poop joke that is peak ye tbh

@cay924

4 ай бұрын

Oh shit (no pun intended), I forgot about that classic line

@furcornmanwiththemasterpla8380

3 ай бұрын

I prefer "You eat pieces of shit? What's the basis?"

@zaidlacksalastname4905

Ай бұрын

💀💀💀💀

The fact that he made an entire 14 and a half minute video about poop bars, without mentioning Eminem even ONCE, is outrage beyond human expression, and I want my money back.

@Offisian

Ай бұрын

u would need its own 14 minutes video just for eminem poop bars

@thebatman8815

Ай бұрын

@@Offisian That is true😂

@siinxx7656

13 күн бұрын

@@thebatman8815 sir, the entrance was free

@lovemagicfantastic

10 күн бұрын

You could say you're... shitting bricks

@thebatman8815

9 күн бұрын

@@siinxx7656 Well then I want to be compensated for emotional damages.

It's honestly Impressive that eminem was not on this list at all. "Girl your booty is heavy duty, like diarrhea" is fucking iconic

@LouieGoden

4 ай бұрын

XD And there was a poop scheme he did on Caterpillar with Royce too "bitch shit is real/Israel like I pooped Jerusalem"

@egreen96

4 ай бұрын

'I'm the shit, why'd you think Proof used to call me Doody?'

@KilljoyRPMX

4 ай бұрын

"just shit on my last chick and she has what my ex lacks"

@BoydOfPray

4 ай бұрын

I was honestly really hoping for his entire scheme at the end of Royce da 5'9's "Caterpillar".

@blackbluem1210

4 ай бұрын

​@@BoydOfPray same lol

Honorable mention to the classic "I let you feel like you the shit, but boy you can't out-fart me." J. Cole is truly one of the rappers ever.

@spenserwalker4361

4 ай бұрын

I’m cackling😂

@jimmyl27

4 ай бұрын

How did that not make the video

@Heksensang

4 ай бұрын

Cole is undeniably one of the greats when it comes to modern mainstream rappers & he inspired me a lot back in HS but holy fuck this bar is hot garbage lol wtf was he thinking

@gravegaming2023

4 ай бұрын

On my favorite track from him too 😂

@birdsfly7199

4 ай бұрын

Can’t forget “They think they the shit and they ain’t even farted yet”, in Last Call

Rick Ross : Getting money so complicated, I'm the shit, I'm constipated This bar lives in my mind constantly as it is truly a stroke of genius

That Lil Wayne "cuz the paper thick" can also be a double entendre. Paper can be a slang term for money and money is also printed on paper(in the us). So he's not saying he's rich because he can afford thick toilet paper, he's saying he has fat stacks of cash as well as having thick toilet paper.

“I’m The Shit I’m Farting I Don’t Know How To Potty”. - Kodak Black Inspirational

@silvaskiproductions3937

4 ай бұрын

I remember hearing that song for the first time and having to rewind it to make sure I heard it right

@crenfick7750

4 ай бұрын

I had to download a version that edited that bar out and put it on ny Spotify.

@nicholastricarico2957

4 ай бұрын

That single-handedly turned "Drowning" from a 4/5 to a 2/5. That entire verse, in fact, is trash.

@nightmare-nightmarenightma1147

2 ай бұрын

@@nicholastricarico2957SO TRUE

MF DOOM's poop bar on El Chupa Nibre will always be my favorite. "Chew a MC like El Chupa Nibre, digest a group and sell the poop on ebay" so hard.

@vanillagorillaog

4 ай бұрын

That goofy sample playing in my head reading this 😂

@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick

4 ай бұрын

If there was ever a rapper who could make a poop bar work it would be The Villain.

@littledoodle5689

4 ай бұрын

hardest words to ever grace this planet

@MooseGuy

4 ай бұрын

on the same album as the song Vats Of Urine nonetheless lol

@Saneo123

4 ай бұрын

I spent the whole video waiting for this one, easy S tier

"knowing how to potty is a pretty essential, you know, thing as far as every day life" -Anthony Fantano, 2024

21 Savage just dropped an album with a poop bar in the chorus of a song 😭😭😭

Danny Brown's "Ready to hit the studio and shit all on your mixtape....nah literally, shit all on your mixtape" is the best of all time.

@ShredIsNotDead

4 ай бұрын

“Wipe with the credits, leave stains on the Jewel case In just two takes, dog, the booth'll get souffléd”, absolutely amazing

@kazzykaioken8873

4 ай бұрын

Your hiding something like a toupe

@pradabears

4 ай бұрын

truthfully my friend, touché

@Phantomink91

4 ай бұрын

You gon’ get exposed like an up and coming model

@IK-yb5rn

4 ай бұрын

What did he mean by it the first time?

"i shit fart pee pee" kdot, the greatest lyrical thinker of this modern generation.

@TheSkaOreo

4 ай бұрын

How else did he become poet laureate

@basielu

4 ай бұрын

i'm sad he didn't mention this

@Amandanumnum

4 ай бұрын

⁠@@TheSkaOreopooet laureate

I will always love what someone said before. Before publishing a track, you need to imagine Fantano reading the lyrics in a judgemental tone, and evaluate if you really want to go through with it.

“I’m the shit I’m farting, I don’t know how to potty” is easily S tier!

This is no where near comprehensive enough. Please do a part two, Melon. I need it. I crave it.

@Nick-cp3sr

4 ай бұрын

...we all need a number 2...

@ETHANJAMESCOTE

4 ай бұрын

Ha!

@SDSypher

4 ай бұрын

You can make multiple episodes out of nothing but kodak bars. 3/5 of the first entries in this were kodak 😂. He’s obsessed with poopoo bars. It’s genuinely bothered me for years. Every time I hear a new song of his, I feel like I always hear a poop related lyric.

@a-don13

4 ай бұрын

literally missed the best one... eminem's last 8 bars on his "caterpillar" verse

@Badam-Wackler

4 ай бұрын

Theres gotta be a nemnem poop bar

Fivio Foreign: “Ice cream,scoopin,shittin,poopin” Lil Wayne: “I got 10 bathrooms, I can shit all day”

@AdolphSaxOfficial

4 ай бұрын

Ngl that steady mobbin bar is up there with "Roses really smell like boo boo" for me

@design1of470

2 ай бұрын

SHITTIN', POOPIN'

@siinxx7656

13 күн бұрын

@@AdolphSaxOfficial I swear I leave for 2 minutes and everyone becomes a coprophiliac

"The fart was a shart Call that abstract art" - Lil Dong, 2022

all time favourite is Fivio Foreign on spin music: "ice cream, scoopin'. shittin', poopin' (shittin', poopin'). I feel like the GOAT." this man rhymed scoopin with poopin for no reason, repeated it, and then declared himself the goat in the very next line

"Take Off the Poo Poo, Take Off the Doo Doo, Take Off the Pee Pee" is a S tier bar

@vthegreatest6352

4 ай бұрын

Ima take ten shits

@newking7218

4 ай бұрын

Another transcendental bar from the lyrical miracle

@frtnyt

4 ай бұрын

take that shit off 💥

@freddiesimmons1394

4 ай бұрын

Who? ​@@newking7218

@obob6252

4 ай бұрын

​@@freddiesimmons1394Poodrick Poomar

you missed kanye's verse on erase me. he named the girl aria and structured the whole verse with aria rhymes so he can have the final punch line be a diarrhea joke. the dedication is unmatched. "I couldn't get my shit out anyway, I hope you die, Aria"

@elans.8595

4 ай бұрын

that is actually such a good bar to be ranked. such a shame, I demand a part 2.

@CarbonFiberToiletPaper

4 ай бұрын

I KEEP ON RUNNIN KEEP ON RUNNIN AND NOTHING WORKS Erase Me is so fucking good

@marcosmourino7130

4 ай бұрын

yeah that verse really brings the song down imo

@RamenCupBMG

4 ай бұрын

@@marcosmourino7130 yes but no

@dylangriffin5514

4 ай бұрын

Yeah except it doesn’t make sense lol. If you’re interpreting it as “I couldn’t get my shit out anyway, I hope you diarrhea” honestly sounds bad imo and wishing death on someone just to make that line is beyond me🤣😭 man just thought he came up with something genius but really not. All he did was fit two words together🫢

Honoring this video by watching it on my phone while taking a dump. Your content is always hard, and you always manage to push it out.

There is a severe lack of denzel curry going "my guns got diarrhea when it poopoopoopoopoo" on here

André 3000 on DoYaThing is one of the only rappers that could craft a fire verse almost entirely comprised of him repeating "I'M THE SHIT" for 4 minutes.

@dais.2620

4 ай бұрын

I CAN FAAARRTTT ON IT IMMM THE SHITTTT I GET SMARRT ON IT IM THE SHITTTT

@elektra8535

4 ай бұрын

I always liked Mac Miller "I've been in this shit so long that it don't smell"

@heymarton

4 ай бұрын

This!! All in one take. Truly god tier

@AmyGoo22

4 ай бұрын

that's what I'm saying

@phillshufftner4495

4 ай бұрын

was looking for this comment

"It won't even flush, that's how hard it is" straight pottery

@allerickbriarheart2892

4 ай бұрын

I hope pottery isn’t what you’re doing with extra structured shit.

@faeriegraver

Ай бұрын

Lmao ​@@allerickbriarheart2892

The timing on this one with the new 21 Savage album is crazy

@mitch5944

4 ай бұрын

New poop bar just dropped 😂

Smino with "My nose can sniff the shit out but I'm never deterred" on amphetamine is one of my favorite poop bars

@outofmind9222

14 күн бұрын

Also on Skedos: “mark my turds ima shit on these nerds”

“I feel so alive I think I shit myself” - Action Bronson

@scose

4 ай бұрын

Effortless beauty

"I drop so much shit, my anus needs an ice pack" single-handedly fucked up my enjoyment of that CoFlow record.

@slothDAMN

4 ай бұрын

100% - one of my fave bars ever from one of my fave records ever! Bigg Jus rules!

“Shit is-real / like i pooped Jerusalem” will forever be my favorite poop bar. It’s so bad it’s good

How could you miss Outkast's Roses and Nicki's Did It On 'Em??! Absolutely iconic poop bars

“Run shit like diarrhea” -2 Chainz

@VANDREL100

3 ай бұрын

"And I keep shitting on the competition Imma about to put me out a shittape "- 2 Chainz -

@zaidlacksalastname4905

Ай бұрын

That's great lmao

"shart-thony fart-tano here, internet's busiest music turd"

@shoeshiner9314

4 ай бұрын

"Internet's poopiest music turd"

“Been through shit like Sodom” - MC Ride

Ashnikko's "And you know I'm the shit like you didn't wipe" on "Manners" is one of my favorites.

i'm sad he didn't include A$AP Rocky's iconic bar: "Yes, I'm the shit, tell me do it stink?" from Goldie

@crxyy6252

4 ай бұрын

Song 9/10 without this cringe line would be 10

@DecimatedSoul

4 ай бұрын

​@@crxyy6252fucking love that song

“holy poopie, i’m the poopie, i’m god’s manure holy poopie, i’m the poopie, porta-potty tunechi” are you trying to laugh myself to death, melon?

We need a sequel to this

This is the only kind of video I’d watch of Anthony’s. Idrc about your reviews I want poop bar videos or something equivalent.

Nothing will top the moment in Welcome To My Hood (DJ Khaled) when Lil Wayne said "Shit happens and since I'm the shit, I'm who it happens too". FUCKING CHILLS

I’m so glad people are noticing how many toilet related bars there are in mainstream music

@CosmicBaconCat

4 ай бұрын

Poopy

"I'm on the toilet when I rhyme, if you the shit, then I decline"

This was a genius video… you should do more rankings around reused metaphors, about money, sex, etc.

"I know I've been the shit, all these people full of me. I admit it, I'm full of myself too" by Mac Miller on Remember is an s tier poop bar that was left off this list. It's clever, it basically does everything an "I'm the shit" bar can do.

“Shit don’t change till you get up and wipe your ass boy” from TPAB is the only poop bar that I unironically repeat - it’s actually a deep bar

@littlemisssunshine5305

4 ай бұрын

Same here

@johnnysunrise

4 ай бұрын

Boy????????

This is the solid and thoughtful quality reviews Ive come to expect from you. Thank you. Quality Content.

you JUST missed 21's one wow

Watching this while pooping. Just feels right man

@ervin7178

4 ай бұрын

I’ve never gone poop

@TheSkaOreo

4 ай бұрын

@@ervin7178you never go full poop

@raindog5059

4 ай бұрын

Dropping an S tier myself right now.

@BuglordSupreme

4 ай бұрын

I watched this while eating 😭

@Magnus3144

10 күн бұрын

@@ervin7178 Is it cause you don’t know how to potty?

I paused the video when Enter the Wu-Tang came up to rack my brain. I was for certain you would go with ODB’s “I get into sh*t, I let it out like diarrhea, got burnt once but that was only gonorrhea.” GZA’s line from Clan in da Front was fine but not what I expected. I thought you would at least mention that one afterwards. Still, I was laughing hysterically throughout just about the entirety of this.

@natecc1412

4 ай бұрын

was thinking the same thing odb's was the first one that came to mind for me

@In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock.

4 ай бұрын

Most sanitary ODB bar

@Lucarioguild7

4 ай бұрын

I'm glad I'm not the only one that was expecting an ODB bar

@zondaboy6493

4 ай бұрын

The gza one was the one that came to mind for me, probably because of how hard he goes on the delivery.

So I guess 21 Savage watched this

We need more poop bars. We need more of these videos, this was a blessing to watch. Thank you.

Not that big of a Drake guy but I still think he has the best poop bar of all time with “I’m on a roll like Cottonelle I was made for all of this shit”

@sean13741

4 ай бұрын

Doubt he wrote it tho…

@damjanp7920

4 ай бұрын

@@sean13741 his 12 year old gf wrote it

That Lil Wayne bar fucking killed me. "Dear Mr. Toilet..." jesus christ, what a legend.

This video cured my constipation, thank you Anthony

Closed Circle has never dropped a poop bar...... in our whole existence lol

@OFFICIALclosedcircle

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂They are not even the fart

@behelit1997

4 ай бұрын

We're wild

@OFFICIALclosedcircle

4 ай бұрын

😂

@OFFICIALclosedcircle

4 ай бұрын

😂

@OFFICIALclosedcircle

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

i’m laughing hysterically for the better part of the video. it’s the seriousness with which he’s commenting the bars and how seriously he implements the word ‘poo’ in the sentences. i just can’t lmao

@VojtaMarek

4 ай бұрын

+ the *poopie* as a bleep sound is just too much :dd

@awsomedudeguy12

4 ай бұрын

I'm so sad that the second kodak bar was E, I lost my shit

This is a series that should continue, these rappers really need some fiber in their lives

Forgot about Travis Scott on Trance: "I'm clearing shit out like an enema"

Dude why did you leave out Fivio Foreign's career-defining bar: Ice cream (Ice cream), scooping (Baow) Shittin' (Shittin'), poopin' Huh, shittin', huh, poopin' (Look, ayy)

I also love "Now who's the real dookie, meaning who's really the shit" from Biggie. Simple but delivered with gusto

@billbill6094

2 ай бұрын

Players cursed it, but rehearsed it, I drop unexpectedly like bird shit.

My favorite poop bar is from Ms. Lauryn Hill herself: *“So while you imitating Al Capone/I'll be Nina Simone and defecating on your microphone.”* CLASSIC!

@synthsauce

4 ай бұрын

The goat poop bar

@shrimpscampin

4 ай бұрын

HOT

@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep

4 ай бұрын

.....is there a Nina Simone poop story that I missed

@cellyzs

4 ай бұрын

yea thats pretty good. There's like two schools of thought for shit bars. Describing yourself shitting on someone else's style and calling yourself the shit.

@elijahnageli3202

4 ай бұрын

did nina simone shit on al caponeßs microphone? or rather if al capone is imitation it might not be important, but did nina shit on a mic? or how is the bar clever?

Key Missing songs: Ye's part on Erase Me by Kid Cudi The Migos on We Did It Kid By Ye on Donda 2

Well at least we get the occasional ✨nugget✨

Wasn’t expecting you to put Kanye’s poopi-di-scoop in S-Tier

@jordanvilla1369

4 ай бұрын

I was wondering if this would be here when I clicked on the video lol

@bravogames4135

4 ай бұрын

It’s a meme why wouldn’t it be S-tier

@TheResidence.mp4

4 ай бұрын

Genuinely should have been S Tier ngl

@BuffaloSco

4 ай бұрын

This comment made me laugh hella outloud

@eachypinky118

4 ай бұрын

​@@bravogames4135because kanye literally performed it live ?

I thought the Wutang one was gonna be ODB when he said “I keep shit stains in my draws so I can spit somethin funky for ya” ODB leaving us with a classic!

“Now who's the real dookie? Meaning, who's really the shit?” Notorious B.I.G, Hypnotize

This is the video I've been waiting for. Seriously

Didn't expect Fantano would rate half of J.Cole's discography

Thank you melon man for giving your opinion on poop consistency. Myself I prefer a solid log.

@TheRealHaloLover

4 ай бұрын

More buoyancy

@tahaymvids1631

4 ай бұрын

@@TheRealHaloLoverone hundo p!

j. cole’s bar was obviously a reference to the seminal swedish d-beat band The Shitlickers, not surprised such an elevated lyric went over your head

can't forget fivio "SHITTIN, POOPIN (shittin, poopin)"

" I let you feel like you the shit, but boy you can’t out-fart me" - J Cole

@TheLilmuzzy

2 ай бұрын

As a Cole stan the whole video felt like I was dodging this bullet

There was a Vice article several years ago that compiled all of Wayne's poop references that I revisit often. My favorite is probably either "Shit as I sit and wait for the war to begin" from "Dear Anne" or "Shit don't stank when you shittin' in the bank" from "Higher than a Kite" by Nicki Minaj

This is the content I need from you, Melon.

Loved the way this video plopped on my feed.

I feel like you could make a part 2 with just Eminem bars alone, and have bars across all the tiers

@sczpemytzi4783

4 ай бұрын

I was very surprised to not see caterpillar on the list

@robrt999

4 ай бұрын

I was thinking the same thing

@4rl0ng

3 ай бұрын

Been waiting for caterpillar as well

Getting ranked lower than “lift yourself” is like getting kicked in the head when you’re already on the ground bleeding

The Ice Spice lyric wasn't that impressive to me because about 6 months ago I saw someone's adventurer plate in ffxiv and it said "Some people think they're the shit. They ain't even farted yet." and that was what truly inspired me artistically

Starting the year strong with a poop bar tier list lets goooooo!

I didn’t know they made poop-flavored bars, but thanks for taste-testing them!

This video is the shit

@soxfan9579

4 ай бұрын

This video is the poopy

@itreallybelikethatdoe829

4 ай бұрын

This video is the dookie

@elile8567

4 ай бұрын

This video is the excrement

@sEdJ1281

4 ай бұрын

This video is the feces

@sewlew8889

4 ай бұрын

An absolute toilet special

The new savage album would've been a big highlight here

I have a poop bar in my song "DEF" it goes "Anthony Fantano, I'm the shit." Which is just a joke because he hates poop bars....It's an old song...but still relevant.

This is easily the best video from Fantano I’ve ever seen. And I genuinely mean that.

Thank you Austen for saving the video at the last second, was appalled by the fact that DoYaThing didn't even get mentioned by melon man.

POV: You're watching this on the Toilet.

Need a number two video in this series

Honestly I'm very disappointed you didn't use the Bristol scale to rank these

Very fitting that a mid kendrick poop bar just gets a b for being by kendrick, fully agree

Wayne is the king of poop bars. “Shit happens and since I’m the shit I’m who it happened to.”

If this was called "To pimp a buttershit" anthony would have given this a 10

@chillepalmerz

4 ай бұрын

To Poop a Butterfly

@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick

4 ай бұрын

To Shit a Butterfly.

As someone with IBS I appreciated this video

Some of your best work right here

Yeah i make NFT's 1) non 2) flushable 3) turds

What about ODB "Let it out like diarrhea/Got burned once but it was only gonorrhea"