Ranking Every Mario Kart Track By Safety
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After a kind of in-depth review, I have determined how safe every Mario Kart Track through an okayish look at em, join me as I go over my probably ok results!
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⭐️Music Used (In Order)
~Mushroom Bridge (Mario Kart DS)
~Sky Garden (Mario Kart DS)
~Yoshi Circuit (Mario Kart DS)
~Figure-8 Circuit (Mario Kart DS)
~Peach Circuit (Mario Kart DS)
~Graze The Roof (Plants Vs Zombies)
~Yoshi Falls (Mario Kart DS)
~Midway Madness (Mario Party 4)
~Underwater Monkey (Super Monkey Ball 2)
~Daisy Circuit (Mario Kart Wii)
~Delfino Square (Mario Kart DS)
~Boss Theme (Diddy Kong Racing)
~Rainbow Road (Mario Kart DS)
~Win (Mario Kart DS)
~First Steps (Rayman)
(Outro) Battle Against a Mobile Opponent
0:00 Intro
0:47 Rules
1:40 Tier One
3:28 Tier Two
7:25 Tier Three
11:01 Tier Four
15:05 Final Tier
18:29 Ending
Ranking Every Mario Kart Track By Safety
Пікірлер: 443
Now remember gang, if you disagree on anything in this ranking for fun, you gotta say “Geez choopo, you really fibbed up!” or else I don’t give a hoot!
@patrickcrowe5365
3 ай бұрын
You should do a video on DnD I'm sure you can get some content out of that
@justinnishimura8461
3 ай бұрын
Geez choopo, you really fibbed up!
@clyde4624
3 ай бұрын
Geez Choopo, you really fibbed up! it’s not called Boston Building, It’s called Luigi’s Mansion in every normal mario game (Tour is Cringe)
@Wario-The-Legend
3 ай бұрын
Geez choopo, you really fibbed up! You seemingly intentionally neglected to talk about DS Rainbow Road. Wario will not be forgetting about this. I promise.
@e2011ugdia
3 ай бұрын
Do a Warhammer Video which will include all of 40k so far, age of sigmar and underworlds
"Call me dot because I'm dippin" instantly embedded itself into my vocabulary
@Chizinky
2 ай бұрын
fire just like that ice cream
This is one of the most underrated channels on this entire goddamn website
@jellymcmichaels4240
3 ай бұрын
Agreed 100%
@user-kk3bi9rx6x
3 ай бұрын
@@bighand1530Amen
@southmoltondancecentre1401
3 ай бұрын
Y E E E E E E E
@Doggo_on_vr
3 ай бұрын
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY EEEEEEEEEEEEEE SSSSSSSSSSSSSS
@dabatman5187
3 ай бұрын
I remember when he had a bad mic
Frankly, the most impressive part of this video is that you mentioned Bumper from DKR multiple times and neglected to mention the fact he’s canonically been to prison.
Fun Fact: In the files of Tour there were recently discovered assets for a scrapped city titled Derelict Detroit, some of which included flaming garbage dumpster and realistic weaponry.
@B0ssguy
3 ай бұрын
me when i lie
@EndermanInASuit7
3 ай бұрын
Someone needs to mod this into the game now
@verycoolchannel4
Ай бұрын
yes@@EndermanInASuit7
@kitemporal
Ай бұрын
OMG I NEED DERELICT DETROIT NOWWW
@davidthecommenter
Ай бұрын
it wasn't scrapped, it was stolen. can't have shit in detroit...
As soon as you called Boston Building by its proper name, this video went immediately to a 10/10. This was a super enjoyable video! Loved the comedy.
I’m happy Boston Building is starting to come up in non Scafrillas videos.
Geez choopo, you really fibbed up! Detroit doesn't have a statue of a guy holding the sun on his back, instead we have a statue of a disembodied giant fist! Also we only have one moon, not two! /j But seriously, it was a nice surprise seeing the Detroit Tigers logo over there..
Objects in Detroit: -Hard Difficulty Icon -Steve Building -Prism Tower -Tenkaichi Budokai Arena -Metroman Statue -The funny Calculator Number on the scoreboard -Final Destination Platform from SSB Brawl -2 Moons If I missed any lemme know
@A_Toaster
3 ай бұрын
Fellas... is it Metro City or Metrocity?
@Flare0661
3 ай бұрын
You missed the funny Bfdi number
@flarhimself
3 ай бұрын
i believe you missed the defunctland sign
@Autokendo17
3 ай бұрын
the mountain to the right of the statue that has king bomb-omb on it
@cantpleasonist
3 ай бұрын
The actual Tigers stadium has a dirt path from home plate to the mound the only one in the majors.
Safety? Who needs that when you're trying to annihilate your opponents for first place?
@ToasterDude
3 ай бұрын
You need safety so you can annihilate your opponents for first place without dying in the process.
@dabatman5187
3 ай бұрын
It needs to be OSHA approved right?
@raihanvarghese8553
3 ай бұрын
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy. A rubber room. Crazy? I was crazy once.
Sometime while watching choopo I ponder the meaning of life and death then randomly snap back to watching the Happy little guy talk about Mario
I wonder if my ancestors could ever dream about me seeing a stick figure ranting on safety for a Mario kart course AND that it could bring such glee to my saturday.
The fact that Bowser is still in power implies he was neutral or in the Allies
As a lactose intolerant person I am offended Cheese Land is not in a higher tier. If I drove on that track I'd be dying from inhaling all that cheese, kinda like radiation poisoning.
Man is becoming like if Unraveled was a Midwestern stickman. Iconic.
19:03 SMOKE THE BEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think despite all these safety concerns, it doesn't really matter in the end because Steven will be there to save you. And I absolutely agree, Bowser would totally be with allied powers in WWII. Maybe movie Bowser would be with the axis, because he has no regard for life, but game Bowser would never stoop that low.
We all can agree that the most dangerous part of mario kart isn't the volcanos isn't the giant pinballs coming at you isn't even space,but is the dreaded bull shell! Aslo why does everyone call luigi's mansion boston building,what even is a boston
@oldmate3107
3 ай бұрын
Zoo wee mama
@CrumbledOroes
3 ай бұрын
Zoo wee mama
@GmNdWtchr96
3 ай бұрын
Zoo wee mama!
@marcelopaulo446
3 ай бұрын
Agreed
@DrKoneko
3 ай бұрын
Zoo wee mama
Choopo acts like an alternate reality version of my best friend and I don’t know whether to be happy or scared
4:14 “Madrid Drift” definitely my favorite track that definitely exists. 💯
@thedabmaster287
3 ай бұрын
madrift
Geez Choopo, you really fibbed up…probably idk I haven’t watch it yet
Mario has broken multiple traffic laws
@Stupid_Lil_Guy
3 ай бұрын
I always knew Mario was not really a good guy
12:24 This better be consistent in all Mario related videos from now on
Yoooooo shoutout to Boston Building, that’s gotta be one of my favorite tracks of all time!
i love you choopo
@marcelopaulo446
3 ай бұрын
They say romance is dead
I love Boston Building nice reference
@insanitycrafter8553
3 ай бұрын
What's it a reference to?
@morganskapelser5772
3 ай бұрын
@@insanitycrafter8553 zoo-wee-mama
@DrKoneko
3 ай бұрын
@@insanitycrafter8553zoo wee mama
@Cycle2947
3 ай бұрын
@@insanitycrafter8553zoo wee mama
@cathibeeman5445
3 ай бұрын
@@insanitycrafter8553zoo wee mama
The 2763 on the board like omg BFDI reference Like yesterday was the book in hamination, now theres 2763
@PxPtheBook
3 ай бұрын
I was about to point that out, thanks!
@LoadedDiceOSC-MSM
Ай бұрын
Same
HANDRAILS??! WHERE ARE THEY!!?!
2763 is BFDI number
Gotta say, Boston Building's surprise appearance made my day
Boston Building truly is my favorite Mario kart course.
1:28 diddy kong racing?? I was not expecting that! thats my favorite n64 game for sure
1:03 I'm fine if you ignore the r, r/t, and t varients of courses, but you should at least include the remix tracks, as those are actually pretty good.
amazing video as always!! probably one of my favorites so far
Loved the Boston building reference
i like the bfdi refrense with the "2763" joke in the point area thing
Bro said pits of dept, you can tell he’s in crumbling dept 12:30
Boyo geez choopo, you really fibbed up! Neo Bowser city, like any original track from Mario Kart 7, is a joy to this world!
My favorite series ever! I love your videos dude
I love choopo. His videos are something I didn't know I needed, but now I watch every single one.
This is the earliest I’ve been to a video of yours. Keep up the great work!
12:24 Yo thanks for the shoutout
Nice ranking! But at 4:08 why is Luigi’s mansion called Boston building? I’m curious.
@calebchristiansen3065
3 ай бұрын
Zoo wee mama
@cathibeeman5445
3 ай бұрын
Zoo wee mama
@B0ssguy
3 ай бұрын
zoo wee mama
@JacobConklin
3 ай бұрын
Zoo wee mama
5:16 I see you're a man of culture as well!
"Figure 8 circuit is probably the most safe" Also the giant ramp jump:
thank you for including DKR
13:08 Wario has mastered equivalent exchange, he is the chosen one
This is not what I knew I needed from Choopo but now I’m happy I got it
Nice to see that idea I suggested a while back is being made into a video, thanks Choopo.
0:02 as a tigers fan I can confirm this
The amount of effort that went into this is incredible. You are one of my favourite creators
I’ve always noticed this whenever the yearly mushroom kingdom races are held, it’s absolutely deplorable having the racers in these conditions.
Jorts' video was absolutely hilarious. Can't wait to see your take on this
Geez choopo, you always uploads another banger video, you silly goober!
“Wario’s equivalent exchange” is the best thing I’ve heard all day.
2763? a wild bfdi reference
Hearing the Rayman music every time really makes me feel seen.
Mario Kart is my favorite game! Thank you for doing a video on it!
Bizzare lore of Where's my water next?
Geez Choopo you really fucked up! Choco mountain should have a lactose-intolerance variation too, unless it’s dark chocolate! Also Moo Moo Farms, depending on how good of a driver you are!
@eightcoins4401
3 ай бұрын
Good thing theres no dogs in Mario Kart. Else Choco Mountain would be WAY higher on the list
an ambulance went by my house at 3:34 great immersion
I fucking LOVE Mario kart thank you choopo I have found the topics you cover to be a very nostalgic. I can’t wait to see what you do next!
@Mila-hj8pc
2 ай бұрын
I hope one day you cover pet pet park one day
Geez choopo you really fibbed up
Geez choopo, you really fibbed up! It's not safe for anyone to go to London, England. It should have a tier of it's own.
These are some of the only videos that I’ve genuinely wanted to like multiple times
“but for your everyday Paul…” tell me why my brain immediately said “Walker” in this racing themed video
I want to listen to Choopo analyze the sides of the war that the Mario Kingdoms would’ve been on. That’d be good.
ahh yes, boston bulding, i love boston bulding, i totally know the reference
@calebchristiansen3065
3 ай бұрын
Zoo wee mama
@b.b.b.b.b.b
3 ай бұрын
zoo wee mama indeed
5:17 yup, got the reference
So glad someone’s talking about Diddy Kong Racing. Hope it comes to the switch
5:16 Glad you know its proper name :)
“Only you can prevent leg losses.”
Do Odd Squad lore or I will make you ride on rainbow road irl.
BOSTON BUILDINNNGGG!!!!
I love how you always put a buncha easter eggs in the background.
Seeing the newgrounds boss face in the background touched my heart
16:37 Good question 🤔
WE’RE MAKING IT OUTTA THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Smokey the Bear at the end
Geez, Choopo, you really fibbed up! I think Mario Kart 8 and 7’s Rainbow Roads are some of the more dangerous for that mini ranking, just because they have glider sections that can easily lead to you drifting into space forever… but not in a falling off the track way. But rather a floating up from leaving the track way.
Bro I really like the niche reference at 13:05 I bet I’ll be the only one who got that!
5:16 Choopo's in on it.. 🤯
Shout out to Boston Building, gotta be one of my favorite genders.
@sedeuphadude80
2 ай бұрын
if a boston building gives birth, does that make it a zoo-wee-MAMA?
@funnynamedottxt
2 ай бұрын
Indubitably @@sedeuphadude80. Indubitably.
the original (superior) koopa cape has underwater protection!
With how many racetracks there are set on actual public roadways, I'm surprised that a freak pileup hasn't occurred in any of these games.
Oh my god this video reminded me of Boston Building. thank you for this
@BrightyLighty_
3 ай бұрын
Also a 2763 reference. My god are you me
0:01 wow the funny bfdi number
As a lifetime Detroit sports fan you managed to offend me in the first 10 seconds
Not so fun fact: The whomps plugging it are actually the second example of Bowser trying to interfere with the destruction of the Berlin Wall. In Mario's Time Machine, Bowser goes back in time to steal the sledgehammer used so he can halt its destruction, then fills the existing holes with Koopas.
The Prism Tower in the background was an omen for Pokemon Legends ZA
I was gonna watch one more video before bed time and I’m glad I stumbled upon this to be that video
About the seat belts… go karts in real life don’t have seatbelts either bc it’s safer to be thrown out the car Than be trapped inside it
Mason, the safety auditor, would be pround
Hang on the sign has 2763!! beefydie reference !!!????!
19:03 Omg it's the real life smokey the bear
Bowser built the Berlin Wall
Choopo: those ninjas aren’t even hiding away. Master: excellent work students. You have passed your decoy test.
Geez choopo, you really fibbed up! you should have add the tour tracks at least those that have safer or the safest version of any of the aforementioned tracks.
Geez choopo, you really fibbed up! I saw the smokey bear
I honestly think Rosalina's Ice World would be one of the most dangerous ice/wnter themed tracks.