Do not underestimate ash's rowlet. The only thing that is going to save you is if he's asleep. (To be fair, he does sleep a lot)

@superkingdynamic1863

11 ай бұрын

Not counting z-moves the only regular attacks he uses is leafage and tackle. (I might be forgetting some)

@crazygalemt

11 ай бұрын

But if it has its little costume, it can use that to try to land a sneak attack

@froakietube168

11 ай бұрын

If that Rowlet uses Seed Bomb, your skull will shatter immediately

@berkay4903

11 ай бұрын

​@@superkingdynamic1863it has brave bird and seed bomb

@hyrulehistorian2317

11 ай бұрын

It did beat a Decideueye AND Braviary

Can't believe John forgot Ash's Raticate that he had for about 15 minutes.

@SwampHam

11 ай бұрын

Or the Seaking or Beedrill he had for 5 minutes

@angeloguarino4939

10 ай бұрын

​@@SwampHamwait he caught a speaking and a beedrill!?!

@angeloguarino4939

10 ай бұрын

Seaking*

@violet415

10 ай бұрын

​@@angeloguarino4939catching compilation episodes

@DaakStudios

10 ай бұрын

@@angeloguarino4939💀

Ash throws logs, casually carries heavy pokemon like he's holding a bag of groceries and is more than willing to throw hands on grown men and win. You're not winning.

@Crepe_Cat

11 ай бұрын

Not to mention that in one of the journeys episodes has him without his shirt on and he is JACKED (tho it’s filler and a joke episode)

@theultimatenerd9825

11 ай бұрын

He carried Cosmoem in his backpack.

@Fatherless6902

11 ай бұрын

Ash is strong but iris is on another level she is casually holding a 40 pound mini dragon on her shoulder and in her hair.

@thesleepingsteelix2454

11 ай бұрын

​@Fatherless6902 ash carried a cosmoem which last time I checked was well over 2000 pounds

@thesleepingsteelix2454

11 ай бұрын

2204 pounds

On bulbasaur: it doesn't evolve because it doesn't want to. Free will when it comes to evolution is a thing in the anime, so bulbasaur will stay like that forever. On charizard: he stopped listening to Ash for a while, but these days trusts him enough to follow his orders whenever. So props to you for trying, but I think it's more RIP than Not Great. On Snivy: she knows attract. Depending on whether this works on humans or not, this fight could suddenly take a turn for the worse.

@thpolar3887

11 ай бұрын

The fact that Snivy also learns vine whip is concerning on many levels.

@luckyloke5971

11 ай бұрын

You think THAT'S worrying? Buddy, Snivy knew leafstorm

@nightmare3642

11 ай бұрын

@@luckyloke5971 Uh... Not worrying like that.

@inv_hana

11 ай бұрын

​@@luckyloke5971not that bro

@felixjoblon2230

11 ай бұрын

@@luckyloke5971 And her leafblade is bigger then her.

I love how you put Pikachu in "Not Great" zone, which is damn accurate, especially with how powerful it is, sometimes.

@lilysamvelian9970

11 ай бұрын

Pikachu: Kills a bunch of kids Also Pikachu: "Why would Porygon do this?"

@Misora_Chan

11 ай бұрын

@@lilysamvelian9970 Facts

@SNEZ.

11 ай бұрын

Pikachu: I AM GOD Snivy: you wanna bet

@Misora_Chan

11 ай бұрын

@@SNEZ. Also Snivy: beats the living hell outta Pikachu

@Berlinh2

11 ай бұрын

@@Misora_Chan that shit was ass

You said you don't want to talk about it, but there is no shame in admitting Ash could beat you up. Kid be holding a larvitar with one arm (that's like 160 lbs in one arm). Ash has got crazy power.

@hatguy3119

11 ай бұрын

when he held cosmoem like it was nothing

@chaosoli33

11 ай бұрын

Yea. In a Tier list of the strongest anime characters with sheer muscle power he would beat Goku and Saitama simultaneously

@proridinggamers396

11 ай бұрын

@@chaosoli33Ok, You’re Pushing it Pal.

@ericharrison4067

11 ай бұрын

@proridinggamers396 when you pick up something weighing several tons with ease come back and tell me they are pushing it

@theamazingspooderman2697

11 ай бұрын

​@@proridinggamers396 probably joking

Ash is a superhuman that can carry cosmeom, run as fast as HIS pikachu, jump pretty high both horizontally and vertically so yeah rip

@finnc7598

11 ай бұрын

He also encountered mewtwo (who he knew was really powerful) and decided to just throw hands with full confidence in his self

@hunterw1855

11 ай бұрын

He also carried larvitar in one arm which is like 160 lbs

@Weaponator18

11 ай бұрын

Ash has casually THROWN A WHOLE TREE, carried cosmoem, which weighs 2,200 lbs, and casually pulls multiple people on a raft while swimming long distances. He's a physical freak and can absolutely beat everyone in a fight.

@luckyloke5971

11 ай бұрын

You think running as fast as Pikachu is impressive? The guy did a ninja course with his Greninja and was able to keep up rather well

@frankspick7544

11 ай бұрын

@@finnc7598 and mewtwo blocked he knew ash would have decked him it hit him

8:11 This is how Gibble will fight: You will go for the punt. Gib will latch onto your foot, then use draco meteor, thus ending you. Sorry, but it’s that simple. 9:09 YOU SHOULD BE WORRIED ABOUT SNIVY. That one’s crafty as heck. 13:48 “I don’t wanna talk about it…” * places Ash in RIP * XD

FYI, Noivern fought toe-to-toe with Zapdos and hung on there much better against Talonflame. Not sure if it's gonna be that easy to beat. I'd put it at least "Not Great". And Torterra's weakest opponent was Paul, and Torterra is surprisingly fast. I wouldn't mess with that thing even with an ice cube. I'd put it at "We'll See" at least.

@theoaremevano3227

11 ай бұрын

Noivern's my favorite overall, so I'm sad to hear it sounds like it was undersold in the anime. As a Noibat, I'd understand it being a major underdog, but it's quite a different story once evolved.

@TheButterSurge

11 ай бұрын

Torterra would probably just eat him

@Shadowwolf-fx2gi

11 ай бұрын

I find it funny that John thinks that he can punch a giant turtle to the moon

@youtube-kit9450

11 ай бұрын

Honestly, I love Infernape, but what was done to basically all of Ash's Pokémon in the Sinnoh League to shill it even more is the one thing I absolutely loathe about the sinnoh league.

@CartoDarko

11 ай бұрын

why are people taking this so seriously lol

"i dont have superpowers, I have confidence" Truly all it takes to defeat Pokemon is to believe in yourself

@inv_hana

11 ай бұрын

Go away

Ash has something above an 80% win percentage. He would have been in the pokemon hall of fame after Kalos even with the loss

@lucasmartinez5703

11 ай бұрын

And with his accomplishments In Alola and later becoming world champion (all at TEN years old), yeah no question.

Ash was able to throw full logs like he was participating in the Scotland Games on the regular. He could jump like he was Spiderman. His superhuman strength is nuts. I don't think PM7 stands a chance in a fight. Edit: Also can keep up in speed with Ash Greninja.

@inv_hana

11 ай бұрын

The speed of a greninja too (ninja course, he keep up)

@lucascroasdale1780

10 ай бұрын

Ye true about the greninga

You would punt a frog Pokemon (Bulbasaur) to the moon willingly!?

@nomorebonfires

11 ай бұрын

Plus Blubasaur never wanted to evolve.

@koala-a-a-a

8 ай бұрын

Frog with onion

Man i love how he rates this sometimes because of the pokemons size and looks

@slugplayspokemon4738

11 ай бұрын

but then he thinks he could beat up a torterra

@Meormore

10 ай бұрын

The pokemon he actually does research on he says he can beat them up because they lost a lot in the anime

1:49 Great Starkid reference! “The heart wants what it wants, and sometimes what it wants is…. TWISTED!”

I can beat ash, Ash: *comes back to life*

@felixjoblon2230

11 ай бұрын

Also ash: *jump from a Onix going at almost 50 miles per hours just fine and casualy carry almost 200lb on his head like nothing*

@vtn05001

10 ай бұрын

No need to show off Ash's physicality, all he needed to do is roast John like he roasted Misty

@bluetorpido5929

4 ай бұрын

Also Ash: treats high voltage shocks and blazing infernos as greetings, can sense aura a suplemental asset to select elite fighting type Pokemon and regulary cliff jumps off of hot air balloons and cliffs.

I like how John always comes with the cool fit every video. I bought the hundreds Pokémon hoodie after the 2 truths and a lie video. That Pokémon jacket is SICK

I think bulbasaur has been vastly underestimated he could easily vine whip tie you up and slam you on the ground repeatedly for instance also he could razor leaf you or even leech seed your life away

@toxicdragon323

7 ай бұрын

and don't forget Bulbasaur's solar beam can fry him too.

I wouldn’t put Charizard in anything other than RIP… once it decided to actually respect Ash, it never gave up.

@eljordinio7647

6 ай бұрын

He would beat U up even if he wasn't obeying Ash

John, if a mr. mime walks up to you and tries to fight you, counter-mime it like in detective pikachu. mime like a huge bomb or something and disintigrate it, every human being can beat it.

While watching all these 'I Could Beat Up' videos & PM7 describing how he'd do in a fight & the ways it'd go, I imagine him as a Machamp (or stickman) being in those scenarios either beating or getting beaten up by 'Mons. Especially him saying stuff like "Im gonna grab its tail & slap it w/ its own hand" or "It just looks like a punching bag & would be fun to punch."

To be fair to noivern, his battles that he lost to were a metang which in game resists all its moves it had, a weavile, and a salamence that ended in a tie.

I know everyone else is already saying this probably but Charizard started reliability listening to Ash in the Orange Islands

That ending though! Had me laughing so hard.

Glalie is definitely taking you down. It held off a Heat Wave and defeated a Charizard, and in another battle after demolishing a Dugtrio, the opposing trainer had to use Destiny Bond with Misdreavus to take Glalie out because she knew she wasn't beating it otherwise; in another battle fought a Metang and even took a Meteor Mash to win in the end, and in the battle Ash lost, Glalie went out in a draw against a Sceptile in a beam off resulting in an explosion. Glalie was built different, and its losses consisted of draws. Heck, Glalie was so powerful, the writers avoided using it to avoid making the battles too easy for Ash. Heck, Ash outright refused to use Glalie in a future league knowing he couldn't rely on its sheer power alone and wanted to try other things.

@TheButterSurge

6 ай бұрын

Thats true, but i find it funny how many leagues ash has lost when he makes decisions like that

Charizard should be in R.I.P section because he does listen to Ash eventually and if ur going up against that charizard.... that's R.I.P

@theonewithtoomanynames3933

11 ай бұрын

This😂 This is exactly what I was about to comment😂

Just step on pickachus tail and just start kicking his skull

@H0peKnight

11 ай бұрын

Calm down lmao

@ifasyafia

11 ай бұрын

You still be electrocuted by Pikachu tho-

@rafihowik8091

11 ай бұрын

Good luck surviving a thunderbolt

@KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

11 ай бұрын

Bro Is jiren vs frieza

@superkingdynamic1863

11 ай бұрын

@@ifasyafiaif u were rubber shoes u should be fine

i feel like the only reason pikachu doesnt kill people he electrocutes could be because the humans there are far more resilient

“Like I’m probably not good with being on fire”- John 2023

Ash could also keep up with Greninja and Noiven (while losing a bunch of fights) didn't run from Zapdos. And I will defend Unfezeant until my dying days, it was really good in the Anime!

"Will Draco Meteor hit me before I punt it to the moon?" Well, there's a 10% chance it won't, which is basically a 50% chance, so I like your odds there. XD I wonder what a PM7 Official Pokemon Card would look like.... XD John(PM7) 2* Flail Wildly 20 6* Punt to the Moon 50

The thing at the end got me lol good video

The ending is a banger 😂❤️

I feel like i can take a sho- meanwhile pikachu who defeated A POKEMON WHO HAS VOLT ABSORB WITH A Z ELECTRIC TYPE MOVE

@eljordinio7647

6 ай бұрын

Actually that was motor drive

Late to the party, I know but this was hilarious and I'm glad you know that Ash dominates 🤣😁 (Also when that knock happened I genuinely pulled out an earbud thinking it was my door 🤣🤣🤣)

I like how John says that a fight with a 10 year old is the end of it 💀🤣

Thanks for making awesome videos for me and my family to watch. Continue making videos and we will continue to watch, comment, and like.

I loved the ending, made me giggle

havin an awful day so far, but the monsters inc clip really got me lmao thanks john

Okay, who else was wearing headphones, and freaked out when the knock at the door happened, looked around to see if someone was at your door, before returning to the video?

He put rowlet in there because ROWLET would punt HIM to the moon.

@silverlining5880

Ай бұрын

Slay.

That robert manion clip from twisted by starkid. god bless your editor lol 1:47

Glad I'm not the only one who cried during Bye Bye Butterfree. I cried every time, to the point where my older brother and sister weren't allowed to watch it anymore 😂

I was really hoping the Ash at the door would be Mikey in his Ash costume

Omg u posted again yay

Noiverns pokedex entry says it can destroy 10 ton trucks with the sound waves it produces and that it taunts with its prey before viciously ripping it limb by limb. So unless u are stronger than a 10 ton truck I don’t think things will go to well for u.

When people ask what to do when a kid challenges you to a fight: 9:36

Calling Snivy a him, when Snivy was a her XD Damn XD

Love this

Aipom got traded away because it was more interested in contests than battling while Dawn's Buizel wanted to battle.

@CasualVideoGamer

11 ай бұрын

And I think it was the only time Ash traded a Pokemon - one of the key features of the series - since the Butterfree/Raticate trade. They just found a better way to implement the reasoning behind it.

Okay, the Starkid reference is a surprise but still a very welcome surprise. You or your editor has a taste.

ash hurls logs, jumps like 30 meters into the air, runs fast enough to catch up with lugia, jumps off skyscrapers, takes thunderbolts, flamethrowers to the face for breakfast. I don't think anyone can beat him.

If i may add something for Squirtle. There is also the little fact that you have 5 of them to deal with it it would be the case that Squirtle is with the Squirtle Squad which is most of the Time. I could see it happen with Squirtle alone. But with it entire Squad backing it up the Odds are not in your Advantage

8:50 that's mainly because Ash kinda screwed up everytime... getting into momentum too much and then losing it completely... with rock climb and synthesis.. at completely to wrong moments.

@kannan07

11 ай бұрын

And not to mention that the weakest person he lost to was Paul Torterra isn't weak,it's just a combination of Ash messing up and the opponents being too strong Infact,i honestly think that this claim exists solely because people don't realise how strong Bertha,palmer and volkner actually are And it did okay against all 3 of them Like,volkner is an equal to flint,gym leaders are required to hold back,but even if he's holding back,he's still strong Bertha,I don't need to explain Palmer was battling Cynthia in an episode/movie Meaning he is stronger than all the e4

@juliantrel4094

11 ай бұрын

Torterra battled a lot of pokémon that had an advantage over it like Paul's Honchkrow, Drapion and Ursaring, Candice's Abomasnow, Bertha's Hippowdon (it being elite four level) and Palmer's Rhyperior (Frontier brain level)

Nice video

4:10 my favorite moment

Rowlet should be higher, he has a great moveset, *brave bird, seed bomb, razor leaf, feather dance,* and was able to beat his final evo in the anime. I think at least in we’ll see

Seeing the thumbnail and a rowlet with punted to the moon made me laugh too hard!

The ending alone makes this video a banger

That knock at the end chilled me to my bones

I wanted that knock on the door to be Mikey in his Ash/Red costume so badly!

I just love how humorous PM7 (I forgot his name, sorry) is!

@necrozma4029

11 ай бұрын

Sir John VII is his name

@Misora_Chan

11 ай бұрын

John is his name, just so you remember (⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)

@Etrual

11 ай бұрын

Totally agree! His real name is John btw.

@MeekoNya

11 ай бұрын

John

First off dope jacket Second I would never fight pokemon but I wish you luck PM7

Gible's Draco Meteor is more likely to hit Dawn's Piplup than you so you'd have a 90% chance of surviving

@paulinafirestone7868

9 ай бұрын

Gible mastered Draco Meteor in the Sinnoh League, while there's still a small chance it'll hit Piplup instead, I wouldn't count on it happening if Piplup is more than 100km away lol

Keep in mind that Ash is practically immortal. He’s thrown LOGS like pool noodles, and he’s got the guts to try and gut check Mewtwo. No offense, but you’re screwed.

Okay, I get bulbasaur, but he got soft in that pokeball. When ash first tried to catch it, he battled with Pikachu and Pikachu got injured.

Love the endings

How to beat up a pokemon, book coming soon 💀

@ThatWise_Girl

11 ай бұрын

💀

I love the Yoshis island music that everyone is using in their videos it’s very gooooood

Gotta love that Twisted reference.

John legit said “I can throw a torterra to the moon.” Maybe John does have superpowers!

Little did John know he posted this video on squirtle community day in Pokémon go and you could he Squirtle squad squirtle

butterfree : (grabs butter knife & kills himself)

Remember that time Ash Ketchum tried to throw hands with MewTwo? Dude ain’t scared of PM7.

Snivy is a female john, she was a sassy woman

12:45 noivern was coddled as a baby Doesn’t mean it’s not strong don’t sleep on it It beat up a Zapdos fam

glad to know we're on the same page that you aint beating ash, the fact that mewtwo bothered to block his punch is very telling of his true power

Bulbasaur:Can vine whip you (grab) and then use solar beam to destroy you Butterfree:dosn’t have any attack moves, so in a way or other you win Totodile:dosn’t have good moves, beatable Corphish:took 3 Pokémon in a tournament, plus I don’t think it has bubble beam, it has Crabhammer, Aqua Jet, Metal Claw and other move Aipom: not very strong, beatable (a little hard) Torterra:leaf storm and goodbye(has frenzy plant, he kills you yes or yes) also every time he loses is because his opponents were very strong (elite 4 member, type disadvantage, etc) Snivy:attract, and leaf storm/leaf blade and wa-lah (it has vine whip if I’m not wrong, so it can grab you) Rowlet:brave bird is enough, but if he falls asleep, a feather dance does -2 attack, so no Noctowl: it has extrasensory, that’s enough (that owl is smart, also Idk if he still has hypnosis and confusion, but I think not since t also has air slash and sky attack) Scraggy:high jump kick, but he’s a baby, so beating him is 50/50 (focus blast misses a lot) Palpitoad:hydro pump and sludge wave and bye Squirtle:hydro pump and skull bash,but besides that, beatable (chances are low since he has rapid spin, hard to counter, specially if he combines hydro pump with rapid spin Quilava:eruption and good bye (good luck punching a Pokémon with flame charge) Gible:bites your head, and Draco meteor Unfezant:beatable, bad moves+not strong Oshawot:bad moves, the only good move is hydro pump+weak, beatable (razor shell is useless without the shell) Noivern:faced Zapdos, tied with a Salamence, boomburst is enough to kill you Mr Mime:can’t be hit, plus Can use reflect, trapping you, focus punch to 1 shot, and psyquic is enough to knock you down Pikachu:thunderbolt, simple (if that’s not enough, electro web can be used defensively, so if he uses electro web on himself and you try to kick/punch him, you are just damaging yourself (quick attack is fast, he can dodge every move) Charizard:it dosn’t have seismic toss anymore, but a flamethrower and that’s it Muk:sludge bomb and body slam are his only moves, but with sludge bomb is enough Glalie:ice beam, frozen and bye Buizel:he’s not as strong as he looks like, ice punch or Acua jet can be stoped if you wait in the best moment to counter, 10-20% to win Pignite:flamethrower and brick break and bye

@danpan7695

11 ай бұрын

Pidgeot:weak af, beatable (he didn’t win that much) and bad moves Primape:self explanatory Snorlax:self explanatory Kingler:self explanatory Lapras:only has ice beam and surf, besides that, not a big problem Tauros:self explanatory Bayleaf:bad moves, the only problems are razor leaf, body slam, and probably vine whip but it’s still weak, beatable Donphan:self explanatory Heracross: self explanatory Sceptile: self explanatory Swellow: self explanatory Torkoal: self explanatory Staraptor: self explanatory Gliscor: self explanatory Infernape: self explanatory Boldore:not that strong, his rock smash didn’t finish the Hydreigon,flash canon is decent to kill, Rock blast Can fail, and not that strong if it has bad luck Leavanny: self explanatory Krookodile: self explanatory (if you take his glasses off then it’s a guarantee win) Greninja: self explanatory Hawlucha: self explanatory Talonflame: self explanatory Incineroar: self explanatory Naganadel: self explanatory Melmetal: self explanatory Lycanroc: self explanatory Dragonite: self explanatory Gengar: self explanatory Lucario: self explanatory Dracovish: self explanatory Sirfech’d: self explanatory

Like the short said, just do those steps to beat the 30 Tarous.

9:12 PM7: I'm not worried about Snivy! Me: I think you should be! Ash's Snivy knows Attract! And it's a Girl! Good luck resisting being Inlove with a Snake! 😂

I feel like there was a missed opportunity at the end for Mikey to show up in costume.

4:07 Make a siphon, make it red, hold it up at the tauros, close the other end, and they pop in, and drown.

Man you did my favorite Pokemon dirty (noivern)

I love your jacket it looks so cool and it reminds me of Ash's jacket.

You forgot about newbie AKA sogaleo he spent time with poipole and cosmog and if you add one ultra beast you should add all of them that he coughut

love the uncle dijon reference

Your comments on Totodile scream "Florida Man," and I'm here for it.

1.48 a twisted reference wooo

2:05 Did... Did John forget that Charizard now listens to ash all the time

@SerenaAndCo

11 ай бұрын

Yes, he did.

4:55 "It could just step on me. It's an elephant. I love elephants!" We learned something about Jon's inter-species kinks today.

Let's not forget that Ash held Cosmoem, which is as dense as a black hole, and one of the heaviest Pokemon in existance.

Not the jacket! In Ashe's defense though you were threatening to beat up his Pokémon 😅

Tortrea is real heavy though

Hahaha I busted out laughing when he said I don’t want to talk about it with ash.

700lb, 7' tall tree-bull is being punted to the moon. Someone make a delusion tier list out of this series, this has gotta be the most insane yet.

i dont know if u watched the pokemon journeys but mr.mime is a menace

When the main protagonist of a show realised they had plot armor and ranks their partner that they can probably beat up.

Oh my god how i got scared at the knock sound! I'm sitting right by Window and thougth that someone knocked it from the outside! I love in the third floor!

When I was watching u rate people’s shinies, I found a shiny mud bray right after

Pikachu destroys an entire mountain with one thunderbolt and is faster than the speed of sound (from him running towards those spearows so fast that time seems to slow)