You're like Picasso and the tier list is your brush

@thatotherguysf1089

20 күн бұрын

I don’t know if I am as good as that but thanks for the compliment! I am glad you enjoy the videos

@Shifsabre

18 күн бұрын

So it all comes out nearly indecipherable?

@sammy_slammy

18 күн бұрын

@@Shifsabre Indecipherable to those uncultured enough to understand the masterpiece before them.

@waltuh11121

18 күн бұрын

So... awful?

@devinnix9071

18 күн бұрын

@@waltuh11121L take 😔

Rykard, Lord of Blasphemy be like: TOGETHAAA, WE WILL DEVOUR THE VERY DOGSSS

@TheLewisDawg

18 күн бұрын

Proceeds to slurp Aldrich with a straw 😆

@_E135_

17 күн бұрын

He’d probably spear the building or whatever the hotdogs are being stored or made in and eat the whole fuckin stock

@khajiitimanus7432

16 күн бұрын

With one bite, he eats 100 franks. And we know that the God-Devouring Serpent has no limit to his hunger. Might be able to break 100,000 hot dogs in 10 minutes. Plus, on top of that, he's not necessarily dishonorable. Y'know, he at least puts up a minimum of decorum, gives a little speech. He's basically the Seto Kaiba of hot dog eating contests, in terms of sportsmanship.

@devins7457

15 күн бұрын

Rykard would definitely guzzle truck loads of dogs. He's beyond S tier. If Rykard is ranked S tier, everyone else is adjusted to a maximum C tier.

@jakes1566

15 күн бұрын

Most organizations don't allow contestants to feed themselves to colossal, all-consuming serpents though

About the abyss watchers. They were a legion, which means there were several thousand of them at least. And since the final watcher absorbed all of the wolf’s blood from all of the other watchers, that single watcher could theoretically have the capacity to eat thousands of hotdogs.

@thatotherguysf1089

19 күн бұрын

Man would it be cool to fight thousands of those watchers! I just hope that second phase Abyss Watcher is as hungry as the thousands of warriors who fell before them

@some_shitposting_idiot3023

19 күн бұрын

That's not how stomachs work

@dexterforlive

18 күн бұрын

The framerate:👁🫦👁

@RandallRuina

17 күн бұрын

​@thatotherguysf1089 maybe the abyss watchers kill the watcher that is eating when they get full like how they do with the abyss

@kirbyis4ever

10 күн бұрын

​@@RandallRuinacorrupted by the dogs? PERISH.

I feel like Gael should lose sportsmanship points when he inevitably dives into the crowd and starts eating everyone's dark souls. He spent years eating people in the ringed city, it would be his first instinct.

@aprinnyonbreak1290

16 күн бұрын

Give it to me That thing you carry Your mustard packet

@rayanbahlouli8914

14 күн бұрын

Don't forget his stomach has a big hole like it was blasted he won't eat that much

@Beepers559

13 күн бұрын

@@rayanbahlouli8914it would all just fall through the hole

you didnt take into account if Joey Chestnut had previously linked the first flame, if he did then the soul of cinder would be infused with the very soul of the hotdog eating champion moving him immediately to Joey Chestnut tier

@kirbyis4ever

10 күн бұрын

With all the calories from the hotdogs he downs he would serve as superior fuel for the first flame.

@lumbajackthumbs7755

4 күн бұрын

Alternate timeline: battles are not decided with weapons, but with hotdogs, and the soul of cinder contains the souls of everyone who’s ever won the worldwide hotdog-eating competition.

Can’t cook a glizzy without an age of fire🤷🏻‍♂️

@thatotherguysf1089

19 күн бұрын

You get it! Exactly 😎

One flaw with Pontif's strategy He has no mouth and his mother is a tree

@diediedice

14 күн бұрын

"He has no mouth and his mother is a tree" goes kinda hard as a sentence ngl

@vittocrazi

11 күн бұрын

Sounds like a Monty python's french soldier insult​@@diediedice

@hydro3672

9 күн бұрын

therfor his dogs be (bark)ing

@danielclark653

7 күн бұрын

@@diediedice”I am no mouth and my mom’s a tree” my favorite sci fi, dark souls, horror short story.

Midir would eat way more than 700 hotdogs, I'm pretty sure you could fit that many hotdogs under his weird lizard tongue, let alone into his gullet

@biscuittactician

19 күн бұрын

thats what im saying. midir could have thousands of glizzies easily, like a hundred a mouthful.

@thatotherguysf1089

19 күн бұрын

Maybe you are right! Midir might run out of food on the platters before anything else!

@Shifsabre

18 күн бұрын

​@thatotherguysf1089 well, the trouble is, he had some abyss for lunch before he showed up, he's not super hungry

@adamswing6115

18 күн бұрын

Dragon mouths are literally designed to eat hotdogs as efficiently as possible

@blissfuldj7627

15 күн бұрын

They're large hot dogs

Calling it now, Aldrich gotta be top tier Edit: okay we may have some points docked for sportsmanship

@thatotherguysf1089

20 күн бұрын

Aldrich almost made it. I just worry about the competitors!

@Lazymindflayerwithcofffee

18 күн бұрын

​@@thatotherguysf1089 He is truly the god

@maxweinert478

18 күн бұрын

@@thatotherguysf1089 He dreams about gods and eats them through his dreams, He could pass out and keep eating dogs! Despite the sportsmanship I think his sheer capability to devour dogs should put him at the top

@Lazymindflayerwithcofffee

15 күн бұрын

@@maxweinert478 yes ,praise the saint of the deep!,

Putting Sullyvahn in S tier seems crazy to me. Sure, the man's committed but he also seems to care a lot about his image - he's the invisible influence, the shadow king. Now, if somehow devouring glizzies helped him achieve his goals and he was alone, nobody to witness the act - I can definitely see him frantically gulping them down. If it's a public competition though? Hell no, he has a reputation to preserve, so no greasy fast food can ever grace his lips. Also, I see the Old Demon King as being too, well, old to actually be able to stuff himself full. He'd probably start out relatively alright but would quickly choke up and have to be taken out in an ambulance after his pacemaker shoots up. Placing Aldrich in A tier is criminal as well. Like, c'mon, a frenzied, abyss-corrupted Midir goes in S but the hunry-hungry hippo of the Dark Souls world only manages an A? He was made for this ranking! Justice for Aldrich!

@aprinnyonbreak1290

16 күн бұрын

Aldrich makes sense. A hot dog eating contest is a timed event, and just look at the absolutely glacial progress he's made gulping down Gwyndolyn. Gwyndolyn themselves would probably eat hotdogs faster than Aldrich could, and Aldrich could only do even partially well if things were perfectly timed, such that Gwyndolyn's hotdogs became Aldrich's hotdogs at a key moment. And even then, now we're just comparing Gwyndolyn's (admittedly prolific, enough that artist depictions exist in many a grand archive) ability to take in hot dog shaped objects against the others, plus maybe 1 for Aldrich's share. A tier sounds about right for this.

Deacons would all bring knives and forks to eat the hot dogs with

For the Deacons of the Deep, I think you’re forgetting how big some of those boys are.

@aprinnyonbreak1290

16 күн бұрын

Plus they can shove hotdogs into one of them until they explode and die, then they get back up avoiding disqualification

No hotdogs were harmed in the making of this video.

@thatotherguysf1089

19 күн бұрын

There may have been a few charred though

You should do Elden Ring remembrance bosses ranked on how well they’d do in a job interview

@_E135_

17 күн бұрын

Morgott, Godfrey and Gideon might be the only ones capable of even getting an interview in the first place. Morgott knows bureocracy and should have some badass references, Gideon would pull some slimy shit to wiggle in, and Godfrey could just show up to any construction business and crutch entirely on his military service.

@Scruffii

17 күн бұрын

Gideon would 100% yap complete bullshit but since his only good quality are his social skills he’d get the job anyways

@realhumanbeing3599

17 күн бұрын

​I believe in Rykards abilities

@shimp_

15 күн бұрын

please

@hecc7906

11 күн бұрын

​@@_E135_ "I have given thee resumes enough"

a thing to note about plants is if their roots can get to organic material they'll eat it, you can put a rack of ribs under a tree and it'll eat it since in the end it is nutrients, of course that would take a while so 0 dogs for for the great wood is accurate in the allotted time, or hey maybe he can eat a few

@thatotherguysf1089

19 күн бұрын

Maybe an entire hotdog can be absorbed within the 10 minutes

5:39 if the abyss watcher detects the abyss in the hotdogs and thinks the only way to destroy it is to eat it, s tier.

Dogeater Midir would absolutely dominate. He's basically Ancient Wyvren, but more experienced (in the name), more motivated and active (runs around a lot instead of standing in 1 spot waiting to get plunging-attacked. Appetite must be huge), he attacks by biting and can even eat the Ashen One, while also sentient enough to follow the rules. He's spent his entire life, like, a billion years, dedicated to eating. High fire resist also means he can eat the franks straight off the grill or out of the boiler, and fire breath gives him the option to cook his own whiles others are forces to wait. SSS-tier, only Joey Chestnut poses a threat. edicated to eating.

This is the type of souls content we need

This video is for a specific set of people, I've never been more glad to find it

Gale has such determination, being the only man to live to the end of the world, he would eat untill he dies, also he ate a lot of dark souls flavoured pygmy hot dogs so he is deffinitly S tier

4:28 you forgot that he can make clones!

FINALLY a good video in my recommendation

Which Demon Souls boss would run the best bakery? We must know!

@thatotherguysf1089

19 күн бұрын

Love me some Demon Souls😎

@aprinnyonbreak1290

16 күн бұрын

It's gotta be the Dragon God. He powers the ovens himself.

Sportsmanship Shportsmanship, there is no reality where Pontiff Sulyvahn is in S tier above Gundyr and the DEVOURER OF GODS himself

These video ideas keep getting better and better! Bloodborne bosses ranked on who’d be the best KZreadr next?

@thatotherguysf1089

20 күн бұрын

Give it some time and something just might come up😉

@some_shitposting_idiot3023

19 күн бұрын

Pontiff easily

If you were able to convince Gael that the hot dogs were actually made of guys NAMED frank, I think he could win

I've been watching since the cookout video, very good stuff.

@thatotherguysf1089

19 күн бұрын

Hey I am glad! I hope you stick around for a little while longer :)

If you give wolnir the benefit of the doubt, he could actually be S tier. Just tilt his head back open the mouth and drop a dog in. Swallowing something whole counts as eating after all. Also he’s massive so he could eat like, an entire table of dogs in one swallow.

We have to remember gundyr becomes the tree avatars from elden ring lmao

The Soul of Cinder, a being containing the souls of everyone who ever linked the fire, could eat so much more than 40 links.

Forget prepare to cry, I'ma come here when I need a lore refresher

Now do one on elden ring, about wich boss would be the best dentist.

@thatotherguysf1089

19 күн бұрын

Elden Ring is definitely on the list :)

@_E135_

17 күн бұрын

Do NOT let Mohg or his followers be anywhere near you when you’re in the dentist chair

Curse-Rotted Greatwood: im vegan

The fact that you didn't make a "Aldrich, Devourer of Dogs" joke is criminal

So glad this showed up in my recommended. So random, so wholesome, so perfect

I don't think that the curse Rotted great wood has a mouth so it wouldn't be possible for it to eat any hotdogs.

@thatotherguysf1089

19 күн бұрын

Yeah no mouths but it might still absorb some somehow someway! Just spitballin’😎

This is what many years without a major tf2 update does to a mf

Literally perfect content I could watch/listen to this until the fire fades. 10/10

Aside from Aldrich, the new head god Gwyndolin would probably only agree to a hotdog-eating contest if he knew it would lead to him getting more love and adoration from his subjects. If so, he would probably make a valiant effort in eating about thirty hotdogs from divine constitution alone. He'd probably assume the contest is more about endurance and therefore start off slow, but then speed up as he realizes he's being outpaced by humans. Around the eighteen mark or so, he might catch a glimpse of himself in a mirror or some reflective surface, and then immediately become self-conscious and slow down again. He'd end the contest unsure, wondering if this was a good idea to begin with, but cheers from the crowd upon the announcement of whatever place he got would probably bring him some comfort.

This might be the video of all time

This is the most midwestern FromSoft tier list ever and I am here for it

this is the tier list that no one knew how much we needed it

This is the kind tier list that we need!

I believe Pontiff would have no sportsmanship and cheat. Pontiff would experiment or curse the competitions dogs

i really like that crazy dog guy in the thumbnail

What a pertinent question I never thought to ask !

Yhorm would help the organizers cook the hotdogs with his flames. And Siegward said he would only come if Yhorm does, and we need Siegward to bring the brews. give my boy SSS tier

I already know Aldrich is soloing this Bro was robbed

Absolutely transcendent experience, thank you for this gift to humanity 🙏

So, i had a thought. For the Cursed Rotted Greatwood, if you got it to cooperate, you can bury the thing in the ground and let it take root. Once it does that, it can basically eat a huge number all at once and absolutely demolish the competition. Unfortunately, there are two things wrong with this. 1. The digestive period of such a process would take far too long for it to be competitive in a time sense. Numbers? For sure. Time? It isn't even close. 2. Trying to get the tree to leave its fun little corner at the end of the arena and into the ground. Idk, i dont see the thing consenting to being buried for any reason.

Are we sure the Dragon Slayer Armor is hollow? It can bleed and there are blood effects while fighting it, but maybe that’s because of all the hot dogs that it stuffed into itself 🤔

The logic and reasoning within this video is humorous and the actual video idea is so random but it works for some unexplainable reason.

this is a really good video about dark souls 3

I think crystal sage should get bumped one space because she can clone herself, and those clones can affect the world around them, they're not just illusions. So that's like 4x her original amount

THIS is quality content

Crystal sage would summon clones and still get tired and leave after 8 hotdogs

I was falling asleep watching this in a dreamlike state and now that I’ve woken up I’m surprised it’s still real

6:48 you didn't take into account the fat deacons who can literally eat not only a lot of hot dogs, but also other deacons

Hot-dogeater Midir? Yeah my money's on him

Nah, I just looked at your channel. I just found gold. Instant sub.

This is the kind of content I need. Deacons are S tier hotdog bandits.

I question the wisdom of involving the bosses' later phases. Most of them are unlikely to reach that point in a hotdog eating contest unless they had a major appetite for hotdogs.

I feel like the crystal sage would really depend on whether her duplication ability improves her appetite. It might be that they would take one bit and then despawn, but even so she could use that ability repeatedly. I don't know enough about the competition to give an exact number, but I think she'd be around B or C tier.

fun factoid nameless king has 3 phases he gains new moves at half health after his drake dies. same as gael. not many bosses in the series has 3 phases. and technically the demon prince has 2 different phase 2's based on what one you kill first.

Elden Ring bosses next. You won’t

@thatotherguysf1089

20 күн бұрын

Maybe. Maybe

@NoahCallenberg

8 күн бұрын

@@thatotherguysf1089minibosses included

@NoahCallenberg

8 күн бұрын

@@thatotherguysf1089every single one of them, including duplicates

Giving the breakdown of what Iudex Gundyr would eat during 2nd phase already tells me this is one of the best videos on this entire platform

if you think about it, wolnir doesnt really need to chew the dawgs. the back of his throat is just a hole and can just shove a bunch of meat sticks into his mouth(which is tilted back of course) and just let it fall down. this is of course assuming the weiners arent being scaled to the mouth

I will never know why the great wood has limbs

And I have now found my new favorite KZread video

Finally, a tier list that actually matters! The Elden Ring Hotdog eating tier list would be wild. Malenia would have the will to win because she has never known defeat but we all know she is super dishonorable and would probably use scarlet rot on the competition. Godfrey would easily be a certified S Tier. Godfrey Glizzy Guggler

Volnir's pelvis is in Mohg's arena change my mind.

Finally the algo has learned whats important to me.

I think this would be an excellent way to introduce someone to dark souls lore Probably my fav video in a long time, the writing is S+

pure comedy gold

@thatotherguysf1089

19 күн бұрын

I am glad you think so!!

Beautiful video

Another fantastic video! Could you do a tier list on Terraria Calamity bosses some time?

@thatotherguysf1089

19 күн бұрын

I still need to try the mod out! But I will see!

"until his mouth is clogged with the 'dogs" is a statement I never would have imagined that I'd hear in this life time. I don't even know what to say right now. I'm... concerned.

finally the most asked question gets answered

This is so fucking amazing thank you

This ranking deserves 1 million views

Only 4 minutes in but this is one of the best videos i’ve ever watched how does tjis not have more views

Putting the Deacons above demons and dragons is crazy, other than that, pretty reasonable.

Aldrich, devourer of dogs

The ashen one would be an S tier hot dog eater eventually. They would lose the first year, but come back every year, steadily getting better and better before eventually winning

I love this video so much, thank you for being so silly

This video goes hard fr

Hey man, there's some corpulent fellas among the Deacons of the Deep. Feel like you sold them a little short on how much they'd eat with how big and bold some of those lads are

Watching this on my birthday!

I feel like Soul of Cinder would have at least a few Hotdog eating Champions if it has the soul of everyone who has linked the flame. Everyone working together in one body? Easily B tier imo.

Hold up, Wolnir is huge though. Couldnt he stuff a huge amount of hotdogs in his mouth, tilt back, have them all fall back, and have that count as eating them?

Well, hot dog

This is what miachel zaki intended

Post this tierlist without context and watch the sparks fly

already knew deacons of deeps would go crazy

I think we’re sleeping on Wolnir in terms of raw glizzy gobbling power. Dude’s massive compared to most bosses from the game so if he gets his technique down he could shovel hotdogs into his mouth. I still don’t think he’d be top tier due to how slowly he would “swallow” them but I think he could be up there.

He does it again

@thatotherguysf1089

19 күн бұрын

And I will keep doing it some more😎

I can’t believe this is a real video

Perfection. Absolute perfection. 🌭

Sometimes the youtube algorithm just lands. I don't play dark souls, but this was an excellent video sir!

Halflight eating 2 hotdogs tops