Stupid video but somehow... very entertaining

@skewclip

19 күн бұрын

Exactly what I was going for, thank you

@rexmaster8190

19 күн бұрын

​@@skewclipAs a Bi myself, I really enjoyed the comedy in this. Thanks

@futurecar6750

17 күн бұрын

@@skewclipyou single by any chance lindo? Asking for a friend of mine

@dr.stronk9857

5 күн бұрын

Reminds me of the minecraft mob racism tier list

@user-yz4dh1iv3h

2 сағат бұрын

@@skewclip twin maiden husks are dead

Meeting Varre and he just says "Ah, homosexual are we? No shame in it, but unfortunately for you... You are bachelorless."

"Dearest Melina...I'm gay." "...Do you want me to, like, steal the gay rune of Destined Death?"

@gologamer9831

6 күн бұрын

The rune of destined gay

@pighater1111

4 сағат бұрын

​@@gologamer9831 Implying that there is a rune of destined straight, a rune of destined bi, a rune of destined ace, ect.

Ranni would say “darling, thou art married to me, a woman, I am fully aware”

We got npc homophobic tier list before the Shadow of The Erdtree 😭

@skewclip

18 күн бұрын

We've only got like 1 day left, we got this!

@ClodsireBeans

16 күн бұрын

we got SOTE now

@Mr_spaghettiNoodle-yu7bo

14 күн бұрын

@@skewclipSOTE sequel someday?

@skewclip

12 күн бұрын

I'm going to do a base game boss version first, then move on to SotE!

@jgamer997

5 күн бұрын

​@@skewclipheck yeah!

i knew immediately where seluvis and gideon were going to be

@skewclip

20 күн бұрын

They had it coming 😔

@radioactive-78

19 күн бұрын

I thought Gideon would just not give a shit and go back to killing Albinaurics

@skewclip

19 күн бұрын

I think Gideon would go "ew that's gay" and *then* go back to killing Albinaurics lol

@radioactiveshorty3801

19 күн бұрын

@@radioactive-78 it depends entirely on his mood that day

Until Miyazaki specifically debunks this video in an interview, i believe 100% of this

@skewclip

19 күн бұрын

I appreciate the vote of confidence 🙏

gideon always gave me an "i know what you are" impression

@GabStar-vz6kr

5 күн бұрын

He is the ‘All-Knowing’.

I feel like ranni would just be like “bitch me too, tf?”

Shout-out to Master Hewg saying "No matter, it's all the same. Lay out your arms"

I think Gideon would probably say "Find the albinauric woman. She hides in a cave to the west of the Laskyar Ruins, which jut from the list-shrouded lake of Liurnia. She knows the location of the medallion's counterpart, I'm sure."

Tanith is homophobic because she never got over her snake lord hooking up with his torturer daedicar, so much so she paid the developers to change his gender in all item descriptions 😢

@skewclip

19 күн бұрын

damn mosskebab out here with the DEEP lore

@ACompletelynormalMonster

15 күн бұрын

Nope Eiglay did hook up with dedicar, rykard got eten later by eiglay, the serpent

I think Jerren, with his love of Radahn and colourful clothes, is much higher than you think

@ottoleong7958

2 күн бұрын

He is also friends with War Counselor Iji, and Rennala. Dude is basically like Ranni's uncle that works with her brother.

finally someone makeing a teir list for the IMPORTANT parts of elden ring

@skewclip

19 күн бұрын

Thank you! Just doing my part for the lore community 🙏

@penguinicorn23

7 күн бұрын

@@skewclipas a huge lore fan, I thank you for your service and revalations in the world of elden ring lore

this is the exact Elden Ring content I need to make the wait for the DLC easier

@skewclip

20 күн бұрын

I made it partially to occupy myself while waiting for the DLC too lol, I'm so excited for it!

this is so right and in-character that feels canon LMAO

@skewclip

20 күн бұрын

I put great thought into each one lol, ty :)

Witch Hunter Jerren would be totally chill ngl

@skewclip

19 күн бұрын

I didn't know Jerren had any loyal defenders until I posted this video lol, but i respect it 👏

@ashreh

19 күн бұрын

@@skewclip I just did his quest again recently and I really appreciate that he’s one of the few NPC’s that never once disrespect you or belittle you.

@featurelength5086

6 күн бұрын

@@ashreh I love him so much, but unfortunately I love his landsknecht armor more 😔

@notareptilianiswear.6600

5 күн бұрын

I’m just saying, the man sure as hell doesn’t carry a straight sword.

@zelnickno.2348

3 күн бұрын

​@@notareptilianiswear.6600 fr

Nah Patches would say "20 dollars is 20 dollars"

@skewclip

12 күн бұрын

Very fair!

@swag_tortoise

Күн бұрын

he has lived through enough worlds to know be fully comfortable in his sexuality

@unaif.2171

Күн бұрын

He is pansexual, he totally fell for tanith because of her attempt to change the status quo on something he believed in or more like against something he hated, charlatans (The golden order). Could have been rykard too but my theory is that he is just not that much into vore.

@deputyhobbs9683

20 сағат бұрын

@@unaif.2171 I dont think anyone could be into real life vore 😨 and if they are they certainly wouldn't be after experiencing the absolute agony that comes with it

@unaif.2171

19 сағат бұрын

@@deputyhobbs9683 I mean Rykard is most def into vore even after experiencing it, he lets the snake eat him. He is into getting eaten and eating the gods too. Tanith too but patches doesn't necessarily know.

13:04 quite possibly the best joke ive heard in a good long while

@skewclip

20 күн бұрын

I love Alexander so much, but like a quarter of his dialogue is unintentional innuendo and it is hilarious to me, so i had to include a reference lol

The golden order probably does not have christian like values about homosexuality, and this should probably reflect on the rest of the NPCs You can literally become an elden lord (marrying Marika) despite being a woman, you can become become ranni's consort as a woman and mohg tried to be miquella's consort.

@skewclip

18 күн бұрын

See I agree with you technically, but it wouldn't be as fun to make a video based on that premise lol

@clankymocha

17 күн бұрын

@@skewclip yep yeah I understand why you did it like that, you'd need need that sort of familiarity to pull an audience in, it's easier to assume a Christian looking system works like Christianity than to explain all this, lmao

Melina (Post-Frenzy Flame) “That’s it? After everything you’ve done, that’s all you have to say to me?” - It’s Melina, so you’ve probably told her already. - Even if you didn’t, I doubt that’s the biggest issue between the two of you. Isolated Merchant “Ah… It matters not to me what you are, you’re fine company as is…” “But… I’m so hungry… I can’t offer you any discounts at the moment… I’m sorry…” - Genuinely supportive, but setting up shop in the middle of Ainsel is a bad idea apparently, so he’ll have to sort that out first. Pidia, Carian Servant “…What?” - He doesn’t understand a lick of what you’re talking about. - You have a bad feeling explaining it to him will make it worse. Rennala, Queen of the full Moon “Hush, little sweeting… I’ll soon birth thee anew…” - She’s not paying attention. - I’m sure she’s supportive, she’s just a little mopey ‘cause of her divorce and all. Godwyn the Golden “…” - He can’t answer because he’s dead. - Ranni didn’t have anything to do with that. - Totally. Malenia the Severed “I am Malenia, blade of Miquella.” - Out of everybody who doesn’t care, she doesn’t care the most. - You’re not getting any special rot, she does that to everybody. Radagon of the Golden Order “…” - I think he’s more upset that you married his daughter without permission.

@skewclip

17 күн бұрын

omg i love these, might I steal one for part 2? I can credit you in the description if you want :)

@LMAO_And_Forever

17 күн бұрын

@@skewclipyou’re completely free to use/edit any of these however you’d like, just please don’t forget to credit me 👍

DLC Ranking: Leda- F tier hunts u down Hornsent - D tier respects u even less but still works w u Igor - C doesn’t care because u helped him get revenge St. trina- C doesn’t care and is also gay for rahdan Freya- B says gay or straight all that matters is that u are a fine warrior Moore- A is very sweet abt it and is mostly happy u are confiding in him Ansbach- S tier chillest dude ever respects u for trusting him and will continue to fight along side u

Rykard originally was in a ménage à trois with a guy who was way too much into BDSM called Deadicar (in cut content). Deadicar has, in the final game, transitioned and become a woman. Good for her.

Very accurate. Here's my predictions for how the bosses would react. Godrick: calls you an abomination with even less of a sense of irony than Tanith, and says he doesn't even want your "corrupted limbs." Rennala: doesn't care but offers to rebirth you straight in case you want to. Godfrey: not super homophobic for his age, and awkwardly but genuinely tells you he has some gay friends. Morgott: simultaneously the gayest and most homophobic boss. Fire Giant: openly gay but will still go on an unsolicited rant about pronouns and how modern young people don't know what real oppression is. Other Bosses: Mostly just growl and try to kill you like usual

@skewclip

9 күн бұрын

I have been writing my bosses video script yesterday and today, and it is so hard because so many bosses have no dialogue lol

@roundninja

9 күн бұрын

@@skewclip Maybe for them instead of dialogue you should make an elaborate theory based on extrapolations from two item descriptions and the placement of a corpse outside their boss arena. You know, classic Fromsoft lore video style

Hang in now, I fully agree with this list in all but one regard. Jerren held a vigil/festival for his great all time totally heterosexual life partner Radahn for a stupid long time. I’m not saying he’s full on gay, but the man carries a flamberge. That certainly isn’t a straight sword, now is it?

This is a beautiful shitpost, the dedication to write like 41 in character responses just for a funny is something i wish i did before you, keep upbthe great work,!

@skewclip

20 күн бұрын

I spent probably too long on it, but sometimes you've gotta sacrifice for the art of the meme lol And hey if you want to make your own, follow your shitposting dreams my friend 😤

Not the paper origami transition 😭

@skewclip

13 күн бұрын

I was just using random transitions in powerpoint and thought it was too funny to leave out lmao

@EptaPsyches

13 күн бұрын

@@skewclip lol

This was a very informative tier list. Thank you very much. Also damn Alexander being freaky like usual.

@the_wisest_tree

17 күн бұрын

"Smack from the rear with something nice and big"

@mushroomy9899

14 күн бұрын

Freaky Fist Alexander

The only one I disagree with (I am bi) is Lady Tanith. She might be kinda messed up but the way she loves and cares for Raya makes me think she’ll accept me

Honestly i feel like dispute Gideon being a horrible person, he wouldn't be bigoted in that specific way, i feel like he would just be like "Very well tarnished, you'll have no issue with me, now leave me to my studies."

Jerren, Kenneth and Patches would absolutely be chill, I will not tolerate this slander. I also get the feeling Tanith would suddenly be a lot more supportive if Zoryas came out to her.

We have achieved peak Elden Ring content, who needs a DLC when you have this.

I refuse to believe that Jerren and Radahn weren’t lovers

@skewclip

19 күн бұрын

I'm intrigued...

@MikeL-eo9lp

16 күн бұрын

Jokes on you, Radahns true love is his brother Miquella.

@ClodsireBeans

16 күн бұрын

r/agedlikemilk

@30000beesinatrenchcoat

12 күн бұрын

@@MikeL-eo9lp Idk if this is some DLC type shit since I haven't started it yet but like that's not any better than Miquella x Mohg

@MikeL-eo9lp

12 күн бұрын

@@30000beesinatrenchcoatif you look at the lore you realize that Mogh and Radahn were moghlested

Patches would murder me for a snickers I don’t trust him

That’s a line from Iron fist Alexander “it’s normal to have tons of people of different genders inside of you” it took me way too long to realize that was an innuendo😂

The Boc line was very unexpected, and very humorous to hear

5:49 "Do gay people live in death?" it sent me rolling on the floor

Jaren Is one I don’t agree with, he was invited to the Miquella-Radahn-Freyja-Malenia-Finlay Polycule

Latenna is for sure gay, maybe closeted though. She's voiced by a lesbian and her ultimate quest is to find a giant woman (mood).

@unaif.2171

Күн бұрын

I'm pretty sure that's her sister but I'm not sure they know, we should tell her.

Patches calls you a little thief in bed

@swag_tortoise

Күн бұрын

reminds me of karla calling you a fiendish little lass/lad in ds3

I've actually been waiting for this video content, ever seen JJBA tierlist videos. This is peak content, even having actual dialogue material to their characters

@skewclip

18 күн бұрын

Not gonna lie i spent a lot of time on wiki pages finding the exact dialogue lines I wanted to adapt lol, and thank you!

I am thinking that Igon would be like: “oh,cool” Just for another moment be like : “Curse you bayle I hereby vow! You rue this day Behold, a true Queer warrior, and I Igon! Your fear made of flesh! Solid homophobia you might have foul dragon! But I will riddle with holes your rotten mind. With flags and pronouns! With every last drop of my being!” The guy is basically your hype man specially if you two have the same objective.

@skewclip

3 күн бұрын

I cannot wait to get to Bayle in the dlc just to hear the famous speech 😩

I may have missed it, where would you put Maliketh? Considering he takes your approach as a betrayal I think he would probably be cool with it. As long as you bring the munchies.

@skewclip

20 күн бұрын

I did intend to do bosses, but the video got so long already with just the friendly NPCs, that bosses will have to be my next video lol

@chasethecringewolf2195

20 күн бұрын

@@skewclip All I know is I think Messmer is taking peak tier with all the Blasphemy bois

@beef_baby

20 күн бұрын

This was for NPCs only

@chasethecringewolf2195

20 күн бұрын

@@beef_baby You talk with Malekith, he gives you items. Technically speaking he is. He just also happens to be a boss.

@beef_baby

20 күн бұрын

@@chasethecringewolf2195 Yeah I realized after I made that comment. I still call that NPC version of him Gurranq even though he's revealed to be Maliketh so I thought you were talking about the boss at first

I feel like odds are 99% of the characters would just be like “who isn’t?” I mean, you can marry Ranni no matter what. Marika/Radagon is… that. Miquella marries Radahn (ew, but because brothers not because gay). Things like that are afterthoughts, irrelevant, just a natural part of things. Lords and gods can be of any gender. Ofc the extremes are still there, the homophobes would still be rude about it and the mega allies would still say nice things. But it’s hardly necessary to “come out” in the world of Elden Ring to begin with.

I think your one mistake was not including Renalla in the list. She'd definitely be in high S tier, as she is the Lands Between's HRT supplier, so she is clearly pro-queer.

@skewclip

4 күн бұрын

No spoilers, but I think you will feel quite vindicated when I upload my bosses edition soon :)

Can’t wait for the updated tier list when the DLC releases

This is so funny, god i love blaidd so much

@skewclip

22 күн бұрын

He makes me want to never finish Ranni's quest 😭

@a-10warthog41

20 күн бұрын

@@skewclip i was so sad when i had to kill blaidd the first time i played ;(

Could you potentially make a part two with bosses and other boss/type characters? EX: Morgott, Marika, Godwyn, Renalla

The only part i disagree with is kenith height, he seems like a pretentious asd but when you do his quest it turns out actually pro demi-human integration, and when he takes over godricks castle, he starts to do just that i assume, so i'd imagine he wouldn't be that bad about it, i feel the pretentiousness is more of a front he puts on for others...least that's my headcanon (i mean he litteraly partners up with nepheli to help her out with ruling limgrave)

I need more elden ding content of this variety

That Miriel line was art Bravo

@skewclip

18 күн бұрын

I didn't even have to change his lines, just add one, it was already perfect 😌

Thiollier would probably say “you too?” 😭😭

I know that just from Interaction and dialogue from jerren that he would not fight the tarnished if the were gay in any way. (I know this is a joke tierlist but I cannot stand the jerren slander here, he's a total bro)

@m.s6832

20 күн бұрын

He's friends with bliadd and iji for goodness sake!

@skewclip

19 күн бұрын

fair enough lol

This is f****** hilarious!!! Love it! Cheers

@skewclip

19 күн бұрын

Thanks for the support, I appreciate it! :)

Honestly it's hilarious to imagine Boc as very sarcastic and sounding passive agressive, but in a supportive dad joke kind of way

We will need this for the dlc npcs too

@skewclip

18 күн бұрын

Oh absolutely

Azure & Lusat is now my favorite Elden Ring ship

Are we gonna get a boss list next?

one of the best videos of all time

@skewclip

20 күн бұрын

Thank you lol

can’t wait to see this bit of lore in the DLC

This is actually amazing haha. Loved it

I got the feeling Tanith wouldn’t mind, since Rykard and Tanith reject the golden order, they probably would be chill with something that goes against the golden order, since the golden order is pretty obviously conservative.

I will not stand for this injustice!! Kenneth Haight joked about giving me a kiss goodbye and has male-wife energy, definitely deserves a better ranking😤 /j

We need a dlc list soon as well

Just subbed, We need dlc version this is very entertaining

could you please do a boss tier list? (they may not care, but some of them are very interesting)

*Ok, now do the main and remembrance bosses next* *I genuinely want to see how you would make them react*

@ClodsireBeans

16 күн бұрын

astel, fortissax (literally protecting godwyn, smells like bromance to me) and maliketh would definetely be supportive

I love how Miriel basically has his default dialogue 😂😂😂😂😂😂

This video rocks, I'm so glad it popped up in my recommended

I think lady tanith would completely embrace the blasphemy and would be absolutely thrilled in fact she would find it offensive if I were straight because doing it with a snake is a whole other kettle of fish than doing it with a man or she would worry about her daughter hysterically

I’m very curious on placements on some of these, can we see your notes?

We need shard barer homophobia tier list next lol

You know what? Now this is my favorite video of Elden Ring

Considering I'm bi, this guide will be quite helpful when traversing the lands between. By the by, would you consider in time, doing this for the dlc npc's?

@skewclip

11 күн бұрын

Making this one was a lot of fun, so I do plan on doing DLC NPCs and bosses after I do my base game bosses one! I just have to beat the DLC first lol

@stephenmcshane4746

11 күн бұрын

@@skewclip gonna buy it myself tomorrow! (Cause tomorrow is my payday) I wish you all the luck. From what i've seen it will take an enormous effort to beat.

I'm accepting this as cannon because I see no reason why not 🤣

WE NEED A PART 2 FOR THE DLC!!!

Surprised she isn't on the list, but I'm 100% convinced Marika is S-tier

I wasn't expecting boggert to be number two but I love it lol

0:00 intro 0:28 f tier: 0:32 seluvis #44 0:53 witch hunter jerren #43 1:10 the loathsome dung eater #42 1:31 sir gideon ofnir #41 1:38 edgar #40 1:56 d tier: 2:01 irina/hyetta #39 2:14 shabriri #38 2:34 varre #37 2:50 kenneth haight #36 3:06 gatekeeper gostoc #35 3:20 lady tanith #34 3:37 gowry #33 3:53 c tier: 4:00 twin maiden husks #32 4:13 diallos #31 4:30 patches #30 4:48 brother corhyn #29 5:12 ensha #28 5:24 bernahl #27 5:46 d. hunter of the dead #26 6:05 b tier: 6:12 sorceress sellen #25 6:34 finger reader enia #24 6:56 yura #23 7:22 thops #22 7:41 fia, deathbed companion #21 8:01 latenna #20 8:14 old albus #19 8:25 primeval al sorcerer azur & master lusat #18 8:48 a tier: 8:53 roderika #17 9:06 rogier #16 9:19 nepheli loux #15 9:38 zorayas/rya #14 9:57 smithing master hewg #13 10:10 millicent #12 10:29 goldmask #11 10:48 melina #10 11:05 ranni #9 11:19 s tier: 11:26 miriel, pastor of vows #8 11:44 kalé #7 12:00 iji #6 12:18 blaidd #5 12:33 boc the seamster #4 12:53 iron fist alexander #3 13:17 blackguard boggart #2 13:39 jar-bairn #1 13:57 outro

What have i just... *play again from the start*

now you have to do one about the spirit ashes

@skewclip

3 күн бұрын

perhaps.... :)

Now the DLC characters, i need to know

You should do bosses next, I know morgott would immediately start calling you slurs, he says tarnished like a slur already lmao

Are you planning to do the bosses (relevant ones) next?

@skewclip

18 күн бұрын

Yes! It's a bit harder since they don't have interactive dialogue but I am planning on it :)

I didn't know I needed this absolutely, just divine.

idk why but #32 got me weak 🤣😂 edit: #4 is just gold

I'd say Ranni is S-Tier since she literally marries the Tarnished regardless of their gender in her ending

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO ONE FOR THE BOSSES 🙏

I wonder how Mogh would react 😂

I wanna make an argument that finger reader is A tier, i headcannon her as an old lesbian and shes also a rebel compared to other fingers when it comes to the golden order. Idk i just heavy vibe with her.....thanks to listening to my ted talk

Kenneth absolutely would say "oh like Ellen"

The funniest bit about Tanith is that Rykard actually had a gay lover in the cut content

you my now do one for the dlc npcs

Did anyone else feel like diallos fits weirdly well?

1:03 there is a lot of overlap ( the TOH fans are going hog wild rn)

I'm wondering if Kenneth Haight should be higher, he's totally down with Nepheli Loux being lord of Limgrave 🤔

@skewclip

3 күн бұрын

I can definitely see that placement, I did want him next to gostoc for the meme in this case though lol

@user-bw4jm1bv1i

3 күн бұрын

@@skewclip all good. I've always rated Kenny boy. He won me over when he called Godrick "a big girl's blouse", haven't looked back since. These are a good laugh though, keep up the good work.

That was fun! And I think mostly accurate.

this is the high quality queer content I want in my life

I'm so happy you did this and seems pretty legit ☺️ haha

We need the DLC version