At least the biker dad at the end took pity for his wound 😂 Man could tell when a fellow man needed help bad

@coolchrisable

Жыл бұрын

he was only going to get punched alittle bit

@local9

Жыл бұрын

🤣

@Thors.hammer69420

Жыл бұрын

Punched a little Or Dick and balls barb wire shishkabab

@Samurai-hh1bn

Жыл бұрын

i would take a beating over a circumcision anytime

@lavaavalon

Жыл бұрын

"I was going to punch out a few teeth out of ya, but you know, that is worse, come on let's go to the hospital, you pay the bills"

Oh my lord he actually made the top 1% biker felt sorry NOT punching him

@omnisans1649

Жыл бұрын

I mean would u punch a guy in that condition?! I wouldn't! I'd think he suffered enough!

@hoopchristine5202

Жыл бұрын

@@omnisans1649 and he’s definitely not gonna be doing anything to his daughter for the foreseeable future, so he’s already got what he wanted

@marosbenka

Жыл бұрын

He almost ripped his dick off. You wouldn't feel sorry for a poor lad?

@kayrae7539

Жыл бұрын

@@hoopchristine5202 def-qon-1

@richardhowells5804

Жыл бұрын

Well, all the anger of today has just sublimated into pure NOOOOOOOooooooooo for that poor mans penis.

No matter how much of a troll she is, you cannot hate Frankka

@osmacar5331

Жыл бұрын

I should not be trusted with Frankka as I'd coordinate with her.

@arry5432

Жыл бұрын

In all honesty tho where is monster

@ArcturusOTE

Жыл бұрын

Oh God don't put her in the same room as Cyanide, it'll be chaos

@theunluckyleprechaun576

Жыл бұрын

@@ArcturusOTE I would love to see that

@ddcgjrii4972

Жыл бұрын

Fucking hate frankka

I cant believe gaijin chose the guy with a duck fursona as a mod

@TheRealTerranMarine

Жыл бұрын

I call fowl as well

@TeenDragon

Жыл бұрын

100% professionalism

@slouchygames1923

Жыл бұрын

We're also talking about a company that can't balance a fucking thing for one tech tree in their game

@SnazzyDuckling

Жыл бұрын

I also have a ban button. Waddle carefully mister

@sir_fuckwit

Жыл бұрын

I somehow read this as "dick fursona" was really fucking confused.

9:41 I love 2 things in this 1. How they all have their barrels pointed upwards 2. How Norden takes 2 seconds to process the hell he sees before him

@ultimativeslexikon5436

Жыл бұрын

in honor of fallen comrades

Dude... that last story... My junk actually recoiled into itself after listening to it

@panther-nk2hn

Жыл бұрын

Gave me shrinkage.

@timmyg8888

Жыл бұрын

As a fellow man, I felt immense pain when I heard that

@XconnerzzX

Жыл бұрын

I made a sound not meant to come from a human when I heard that bit, I swear my demons even winced at that one

@samspeed6271

Жыл бұрын

Ditto. Just ditto.

@josephryan3597

Жыл бұрын

I was holding my balls from the moment he mentioned a barbed wire fence.

That story at the end... Holy shit I wish the Das had video security set up in that house. I mean, I feel sorry for the 62 stitches, but... It is a hilarious story. Also, did that relationship last long after that or was it a one time thing?

@fiyahquacker2835

Жыл бұрын

The way it's delivered definitely makes it better.

@christianridgway2439

Жыл бұрын

I'm dying from laughing at the story

@kinori6295

Жыл бұрын

It doesn't Sound like that's a thing where you go back after

@thomasbrown6802

Жыл бұрын

i just want to see the dad's face when he started doing action movie shizz

@scrambledmandible

Жыл бұрын

With a dad like that who needs enemies, hope she got out of that house

Thats the second story I've heard about a guy injuring himself after jumping out a second story window to escape a mad biker dad. Interestingly enough, both times it involved Bandidos.

@mustafaabdelwahab1478

Жыл бұрын

Same daughter perhaps?

@mr.infernal1380

Жыл бұрын

@@mustafaabdelwahab1478 That would be... really hilarious and ironic as well.

@CobaltAU

Жыл бұрын

Doubt it was the same dad, guy i talked to never mentioned a barb wire fence or forested area behind the house. He did cut his leg open from almost heel to back of knee, about 2cm wide at the widest point, even had a pic of it post surgery and showed off the scar. He said he wasnt sure if he got the cut when he smashed through a window or if one of the bikies hit him with an axe or machete. Was the story true or not? No clue, the cut was legit, but considering immediately after he told me the story he went into the bus's toilet and had the alarm go off on him cuz he lit up some weed, he couldve hallucinated the while thing tbh.

@mr.infernal1380

Жыл бұрын

@@CobaltAU The way the weed changes everything once again

@mr.infernal1380

Жыл бұрын

Look how all comments here have the ammount of likes multiplication of 5

Happy Belated Birthday, Nordern. I would've gotten you a wig, but that would've given you false confidence. Sidenote, now my junk hurts from that last story... auurgh...

@sz_b_zstechnix7523

Жыл бұрын

as a man, that story could not have hurt more, even through just the story.

@adenkyramud5005

Жыл бұрын

Yeah I immediately put my hands there to protect myself... Aaaah the pain of being a man, as soon as something like this is mentioned we all suffer

@youtubevideoswatching3866

Жыл бұрын

I literally ran to the toilet thinking I was going to throw up from that story

As a Brit that "propaganda" joke at the start caused me physical pain. Also Happy Birthday Nordern

@addieatrophy378

Жыл бұрын

This was entirely my intention in telling the joke.

@CommisarHood

Жыл бұрын

@@addieatrophy378 Well mission successful.

@KoenigstigerS

Жыл бұрын

Can you explain it? My Friend and i doesn't understand anything of it.

@Ossuum

Жыл бұрын

@@KoenigstigerS you need to take a proper gander at it, mate =P

@CommisarHood

Жыл бұрын

@@KoenigstigerS In parts of Britain a common slang term for "have a look at something." is "Have a gander" and by extension "Have a really good look" is "Have a proper gander" put those together and alter it slighter and you get propaganda which is a word for misleading or false political media.

At least the dad is nice enough to take him to the hospital

“I drive fast cars so the sad feels don’t catch me.” Best quote ever

4:20 the face on that MAUS is perfect for that situation

Once again I nearly had an asthma attack from laughing, bravo! P.S That Snazzy Duck skin is remarkably on brand

@thebringerofdeath4101

Жыл бұрын

Hey Rex I’m a subscriber love your channel and content

We need more Addie in this series.

@panther-nk2hn

Жыл бұрын

To my knowledge, she's only just started participating in these streams. We should be seeing more of her in the future.

@oldfrend

Жыл бұрын

is that the loud american girl with the flithy sense of humor? haha yes moar.

@bbal08888

Жыл бұрын

More Addie and more Goob, man has amazing comedic timing.

@sonofjack6286

Жыл бұрын

​@@oldfrend I believe you're thinking of Franka, who is Dutch.

5:28 *NERVOUS SWEATING INTENSIFIES* "If I don't move they wont shoot me....."

Honestly, that starting joke was actually quite witty, fair play

@comradeeraenvoid

Жыл бұрын

I didn't get it to be fair Sorry I get it now

10:00 i remember this hide and seek...i was the guy in the ASU that i think josh kept listening too and i was like the 3rd person left, then damn moti drove by and found me. i knew something from that hide and seek was gonna be in this video, it was a gem

1:06 No way, he recreated a tank firing perfectly!

Doesn't that mean Moti is the densest vampire in the world? Also, Happy birthday Nordern.

@mr.infernal1380

Жыл бұрын

What specifically? I didnt pay enough attention.

@44R0Ndin

Жыл бұрын

What, when he turns into mist does he become sulfur hexafluoride? (EDIT: a very dense gas)

@luka_unleashed307

Жыл бұрын

so dense he can actually see his reflection (vampires dont show up in mirrors)

@Sammy-Summer

Жыл бұрын

@@luka_unleashed307 Silver mirrors

13:58 when you don’t roll high enough on the dex save

9:42, that moment when the realisation hit lol

@DrewSavo

4 ай бұрын

They were playing a hide and seek game mode, so the co-ordination was even more spectacular.

As always laughed my insides out! I know I'm not the only one hurt from the last story but damn I'm like literally crying and can't recover from the pain that story caused :D

3:59 I'm returning to this game

4:40 "that was expensive" he says while in a BMP-1

7:16 what he edited out is that moti did the same to him XD

12:34 as a guy all I could do was just listen and go “ohhh” like I’ve felt the pain just then. I feel like it’s in men that whenever our brethren gets hit in the balls all we can do is just cringe. It might just be me though.

@kittenkommentries5796

Жыл бұрын

Cringe is an understatement here. wincing hard, is probably the better term here.

@William43275

3 ай бұрын

It's not just you man

dont you mean, happy escape day?

I’ve got a good story, from WW1 about a British fighter pilot called Ferdinand West (I think) During one mission he and his small group encountered 7 German fighters, and in the first wave of attack he had his leg shot off, as in blown completely off! It was jamming the controls of his plane so, and this is the unbelievable part: he opened his window, picked up the leg and threw it out of the plane, manoeuvred himself to get some good shots off at the Germans, sent them packing, carried on to his objective and dropped his bombs, flew back to England, landed back at base, apologised for the poor quality of his landing, and _then_ sought medical attention.

@patrikpolda

Жыл бұрын

Imagine being like "Sorry for the bad landing my leg got shot of. Now if you would kind gentleman excuse me I got to go to medic."

@sonofjack6286

Жыл бұрын

There was another guy that actually fought in the Battle of Britain without legs, albeit he did have prosthetics.

@DrewSavo

Жыл бұрын

@@sonofjack6286 Sir Douglas Bader, a legend in every sense of the term.

Gotta love the funny moments of nordern & friends happy birthday mate

@RobinHoodies0

Жыл бұрын

Nordern and friends and Moti, you mean lol.

@RobinHoodies0

Жыл бұрын

Becasue Moti is Moti.

@rangiem2948

Жыл бұрын

@@RobinHoodies0 yeah I should of added that In. you's sounds better than mine,

5:58 Might be the funniest thing I've ever heard

Just found your channel and this is the first video I’ve seen from you, 2 minutes in and I’m already dying laughing damn you guys are funny

@panther-nk2hn

Жыл бұрын

We have a jolly good time here. It's all to hide the pain of existence.

No matter the circumstances, Franka is still a boss 7:41 *BLIYAHUU*

God that story at end.......once he mention the wire fence...The BARBED WIRE fence I was squirming in my chair cupping myself.

5:36 Where can I get my own?

This spot is reserved for the "UwU SnazzyWazzy" comments.

@joeyreed8013

Жыл бұрын

UwU Nordy Wordy

@notnoelle7759

Жыл бұрын

UwU SnazzyWazzy

@Worldofbengamin

Жыл бұрын

Snazzussy Wussy

@openthinker6562

Жыл бұрын

UwU Daddy Snazzy Wazzy

@slycooper1001

Жыл бұрын

⚍∴⚍ ᓭリᔑ⨅⨅||∴ᔑ⨅⨅||

Happy birthday Norden, and the last story is so painful for me and probably some other people

Nordorn: you calling me fat? All his friends: *unamously votes yes*

Gajin definitely has that one guy locked up in a cellar

1:12 happy bald day nordern 😂

2:17 "Its greater than the great depression itself" or "Hah! My depression is greater *continues to have a mental breakdwon* " couldve been funnier

Promise me one thing, daddy Nordern: *never* change! I'm at the library, and I'm laughing my ass off at this.

3:49 what the actual f***.....

9:47 "Lacrimosa start playing"

“If I shoot the rockets, does it explode?” -every gamer ever

7:02 they are making more tanks

5:36. The moment of pure chaos emerges.

The perfect comeback to that joke at 1:56 is "That's fine. I'm totally safe from STDs."

8:11 was unexpected and very funny

12:15 I'm convinced.

“Happy bald day” is now my new favorite Nordern clip

6:03. GGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWTTTTTTTT DDDDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNN. I just lost all my brain cells holy shit

@addieatrophy378

Жыл бұрын

You're welcome (:

Even the biker dad at the end just went like “I was gona hurt ya but what just happened to you not even I want my worst enemies to experience”

Whoever exploded at the realization of "Chai-Latte", thank you for making me laugh today.

@sonofjack6286

Жыл бұрын

That was Moti, the Bulgarian vampire.

@shawnlam3109

18 күн бұрын

8:45

4:32 UAUAGH HEE HEE HEE HAW

2:50 yeah but The gas price will catch you

First off happy birthday Nordern and second I first read the thumbnail as “enough to HANG one princess” I literally just woke up 10 minutes ago

12:29 the missed was hilarious

Bro.. The last story made me feel the pain even though I haven't experienced smth like that myself..

That was the best video ending ever. "I was only gonna punch you a little bit!"

I love the dads answer in the end ! Rip balls tho

10:22 next twitch perfect timing comp?

That was me doing the playing Fail 1:19 because I know no armor might not withstand that But you got lucky

Happy baldated birthday, Nordern. Can’t get enough of your WT videos, so I sincerely appreciate it when you upload them. Best

Biker: i was only going to punch you a little bit Him after giving himself barbwire cbt: 😭😭😭😭😭

At 7:07 in the video where the tanks have bin combined aren't they technically mating

11:57 That laugh is glorious

this single-handedly might get me back into war thunder.

I love the fact that I watched a good chunk of this through the live streams and god I was almost pissing myself laughing most of the time

What the hell is that one tank?(0:33) It looks like they exploded a cardboard box (put a gun on it),mounted it on a chassis and called it a day

Every time I see a War thunder ad, I'm reminded I haven't played War Thunder in close to a year because it was on a school laptop, and it makes me sad. SADWAZZ will return someday

“I was only gonna punch you a little bit… fine I’ll take you to the hospital” 😂😂😂😂

0:54 got me dying on the floor🤣 5:58 the judge be like: What the Twat is this person?

2:44 Must be from the government

"I was only gonna punch you a little bit" sounds like a fun time :D

Belated happy birthday, Nordern, you completely crazy yet totally awesome person.

Never heard Nordern so Sassy before! 10:55

Addie is such a good addition to the crew.

"What ever that was, that was expensive" Brother, you are driving a BMP, nothing is expensive about it.

That’s great Moti is allergic to garlic, sleeps during the day and is from the same area that Dracula is from. That screams vampire

Franka just seems like a gem to hang out with!

12:35 this story literally had me in tears laughing 🤣🤣🤣

Rewatching this after once documents were leaked for this game once again😂

At 0:11 it had me falling out of my chair laughing

RED WHITE AND BLUE AT 6:21

@akahelpwttubers

Жыл бұрын

Are you feared of french?

@user-mx1fq6qm6i

9 ай бұрын

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@MenGamer127

4 ай бұрын

Americans…

"I drive fast cars so the sad feels don't catch me" had me ROLLING 🤣

“The only world record you’ll set is the amount of chromosomes in your body” That’s some next level roast.

The last one though, my condolences to him

The official WT channel is now shitpost dispenser and I love it

2:55 he’s a car starting

We need to survive... immediately falls off the edge

The Luigi joke was amazing.

3:40 yeah the stinger aa missiles from the ozelot and the type 93 aa car suck really much and can't hit stuff most time

Oh my god, I had sympathy pain at the end

@paoloangeloparaiso7415

Жыл бұрын

Just thinking about it hurts for some reason

I just discovered you guys literally 20 minutes ago and I gotta say I wan't to see a collab of you guys, The WPE crew and SovietWomble and friends

The end story on this vid earned my like 👍

6:44 That's a Valentine I, NOT a Matilda III. Much slimmer, smaller engine, 2 man turret with no cupola, and exposed tracks. Not to mention the back is all sloped. Source: Those tanks are my favourite vehicle at their BR. I love watching morons struggle to kill my slab of armour as I use my 2-pounder hole puncher to flex and beat them over the head. If MY gun as stock cant pen me from the front point blank (72mm pen with stock shell vs the 75mm front armour of Matilda III), what makes you think YOUR little rinky-dink German gun is gonna do any better? These things are so beefy, in a ground arcade match where I helped single-handedly pull things back from the brink (I do that more often than I honestly could expect with these things, I like to be the punching bag enemies focus on while my teammates kill them) I was in the Val I and hopped in an air battle event in front of a Stuart. I was still alive by the time I came back from it, after blowing up an M10. You want a power move? do stuff like that. Be that slab of Yorkshire teabag-infused steel that will not die, and kills half the enemy team before going in an air battle in ground arcade just to flex on them.

Good on the biker for taking him to the hospital

that moment that you saw all those tanks its like "when ur family comes to see you"

The most perfect end of video cutoff in KZread history