“Give it 15 minutes, he’ll be dead, buried, and an enthusiastic democrat.” That line was pure gold😂

@Ramsey276one

Жыл бұрын

10:14 O M G XD

@nhmooytis7058

Жыл бұрын

🎃🎃🎃

@Gyrfalcon312

Жыл бұрын

Truly one of the best he's delivered in the entire Rageaholic Cinema oeuvre.

@tedmarley4341

5 ай бұрын

What happened to the red? F Trump!. Trump is a loser!

Nice to see Rageaholic Cinema make a comeback.

@Aragorn7884

Жыл бұрын

👍🙏

@philiprearich3480

Жыл бұрын

Tbf, he did Scorpion and Robot Jox before this

It’s been nearly a decade and I’m still waiting for a Rageaholic Cinema on Escape from NY

@jeffreydavidson5161

Жыл бұрын

Holy hell it's been that long?

@shanehudson3995

Жыл бұрын

He did LA, practically the same film.

@helicopterkicks9024

Жыл бұрын

Maybe I’m in the minority but give me LA I liked it better anyway!

@BusinessOfFear

Жыл бұрын

@@helicopterkicks9024 You are

@xenodroid

Жыл бұрын

@@helicopterkicks9024 Probably the only man on earth who prefers the sequel, but you do you.

"Guns?" *WHAT?* "Bullets?" *WHAT?* "Bad one-liners?" *WHAT?* "Beer?" *WHAT?*

@jonsimpson9640

Жыл бұрын

Comment of the day! 😂😅🤣

@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901

Жыл бұрын

“STICK?” *”WHAT?”*

Stick was the most compelling character.

I still think "The Condemned" is one of the more underrated actions movies. It's not going to blow you away or anything, but it's basically "Hunger Games" with Stone Cold Steve Austin killing guys and giving out one-liners like stunners. Not a bad way to spend your evening with a beer and box of pizza.

@einherjar8147

Жыл бұрын

I was about to comment something similar. Entertaining flick.

@alucard624

Жыл бұрын

It felt like an old school Cannon Films flick in many ways. Definitely one of Stone Cold's more entertaining movies for sure.

@MagicalMaster

Жыл бұрын

Solid middle of the road action. Not great, but far from a waste of time.

@mr_indie_fan

Жыл бұрын

If you want a better way to spend an evening with a beer and a box of pizza i recommend hot rod (the 2007 movie)

@MrBlue3rd

Жыл бұрын

In an Era where true masculine cinema is a dying art The condemned is a great movie to fill that void. You're right it's a great beer and pizza movie.

You always know it was made in Canada when the movie doubles as an unofficial Battlestar Galactica reunion.

@deSloc

Жыл бұрын

Always a chance of sighting SG-1 lurking around those woods as well.

@plain_simple_garak

Жыл бұрын

Between BSG, Stargate SG-1/Atlantis, Smallville and Supernatural, you can't throw a rock in Vancouver without hitting someone who was on one of them

@smareng

Жыл бұрын

@@plain_simple_garak As a Vancouverite, I can confirm this. There's one outside my window now...

1:48 you know a movie is gonna be good when it opens with the Papyrus font.

@mr_indie_fan

Жыл бұрын

I prefer comic sans 💀💙

Fun fact: the rock isn't an actor, he is a movie star. Big difference actually: one plays the same god damn thing every time, the other can act.

@mr_indie_fan

Жыл бұрын

Nicolas cage has range, the rock can only play the rock. That's all im saying. He can't compare to actual actors!

@mikecampos1193

Жыл бұрын

@@mr_indie_fan that's why national treasure 3 actually needs him if Disney doesn't put him in it won't even make any money.

@mr_indie_fan

Жыл бұрын

@@mikecampos1193 they won't make any money with or without him man, not even nicolas cage can save a woke dumpster fire.

@einherjar8147

Жыл бұрын

He actually does a decent job of acting in Southland Tales, imo.

@dakotasan8719

Жыл бұрын

@@mr_indie_fan Check out “Willy’s Wonderland”. It’s a cheesy horror movie Cage starred in and somehow, despite not uttering a single word in the movie, Cage is STILL unmitigated HAM.

Rageaholic Cinema is almost nostalgic in a way. Because his style with these videos hardly changes, I feel like I'm being taken back to 2010 KZread.

I love the no plates in ANYONE'S Amazon-grade vests 😂

@austinfackender

Жыл бұрын

I dont think the general population really had an understanding that there were different levels of armour until guntubers started doing armour tests

@gratefulguy4130

Жыл бұрын

@@austinfackender they still don't

@xaagripha7326

Жыл бұрын

I will say this if you have soft body armor a crossbow will go through the armor with a sharp field tip made from steel. a stick wont though and a stick wont launch off a crossbow that's that powerful, it will shatter and probably brake the string.

@wormfood83

Жыл бұрын

I like how the bullets blow through the vests and the body, but are stopped by a flimsy as hell trailer wall.

And yet this film's effects are still somehow better than half the shit in Rangs of Power.

The Austin impression had me dying lol.

It was obvious Eric Roberts wasn't going to last long. He's probably the most expensive cameo in this movie. Also, love Trey Parker and Matt Stone songs. I know they're parody but they still go off.

@EMPERORCEASAR12

Жыл бұрын

Glad somebody mentioned Eric Roberts. Shame his character got killed off way too early. But understandingly so, this is a direct to DVD movie.

Razor needs to review more movies

Razors movie reviews are hilarious I hope he does them more often. That kool aid sound byte killed me

Explode like an Oklahoma federal building, pure gold.

At The Gates, the kings of papyrus

Razorfist should do riff trax of all of the Rattlesnake's filmography!

LET ME GET A HELL YEAH, for RAGEAHOLIC CINEMA!!

@guiltygearhead9576

Жыл бұрын

HELL YEAH!

@Ziomaletto

Жыл бұрын

What?

An unexpected entry, but a welcome one.

@baeleef_

Жыл бұрын

We shall consent to all Razorfisting here- no safe word

oh by gawd the teaxs rattlesnake has come for razorfist

@guiltygearhead9576

Жыл бұрын

Can I get a hell yeah!?

@LukeKorolowiczArt

Жыл бұрын

@@guiltygearhead9576 HELL YEAH MCMAHON

Holyshit a razorfist Cinema episode

I love that you're an Attitude Era mark. Even when it comes to TV and movies, I think it was the pinnacle of western civilization.

I love the fact while Rocky is out there putting out movies…..Steve stays out at his Nevada ranch and rides around on his side by side blasting all sorts of rock n roll

I wish you did more of these man. Rageaholic Cinema is always epic.

Your Austin impression is actually good.

After the second day at my first job nothing is better to unwine with than Razor

@PopeMetallicus

Жыл бұрын

congrats on the job homie!

@guiltygearhead9576

Жыл бұрын

Congrats on the job man! Or lady! Whichever one you are.

If you want Razorfist to do a "Stone Cold" Christmas of Rageaholic Cinema, *GIVE ME A HELL YEAH!*

I just finishing binge watching all of the existing Rageholic Cinema playlist again so this is a delicious treat

Rageaholic Cinema is consistently entertaining. The running commentary, complete with so many pop culture references, Kevin Williamson is legit spelunking all over himself.

@mrscruffles801

Жыл бұрын

The SCORPION is still my all-time favorite film review. It's an underrated comedic gem.

Watching Steve gimp around is the best part about this. That excruciating rappelling/rock climbing montage is cinema gold🤣

The Squall overlay was genius. Well done, Terran.

@wickedends

Жыл бұрын

I laughed too hard on that one.

Last time I was this early, John Fetterman hadn't had a stroke yet.

@flammenwaffenfries3039

Жыл бұрын

Next, they'll wheel up someone in a coma

i missed Rageaholic Cinema , so glade to see it back

Sheesh, the main antagonist in this film has more lives than a Tom & Jerry toon.

Been waiting for a new one of these and what a film to do!!!

How have I not seen this video format from you before? I love this as much as your rants! Awesome!

He comes from a little fishing town about 80 miles north of Anchorage.

Writer: OK, so I've come up with four deaths for our main bad. Beating, railing fall, quad bike to the face or exploding gas tank? Director. Yes.

Wow the editing on this was top notch. Hilarious stuff

Two rock solid Southpark bangers in one Rageaholic Cinema? How did the universe survive?

Being Able to Watch RazorFist do a movie Review with my favorite wrestler ever in it is pure Gold.

Any action movie badass can cauterize a wound by heating a knife, but it takes a STONE COLD badass to do it with a CHEESE SPREADER.

Oh Razor, you magnificent bastard, if only you could see the shit eating grin I have plastered across my face when I see a Rageaholic Cinema episode, it goes perfect with the opening music

Keeping up with the cardassians was amazing

I read "rageaholic cinema" in my notifications and literally shook my head to make sure I was seeing it right. And then got instantly teleported to 2012/2013 razör. So hyped haha

Thank you so much for this I have my razorforce mug and ready to enjoy... Will be a patron this month love your work

A while back the Rageholic said he was willing to go to matt for ROBOCOP 3. I always wanted to see his take on the original three flicks.

Oh this is gonna be awesome. Now time to review some old school John Woo.

@pontiusporcius8430

Жыл бұрын

Or some classic bond.

@jefferyalberter9922

Жыл бұрын

Hey, leave Ric Flair out of this! (Seriously, dude looks cooked)

God... damn you, Razor! 🤣 This was one of the most side-splitting reviews you've done. Well done. 👏

Him sliding down that mountain was kind of a legitimately badass action piece for a low budget movie

Interesting timing on this. Now that modern entertainment is well and fully dead, I just started going through a backlog of 90s WWE, starting with King of the Ring '96 (aka the beginning of "Austin 3:16"), and Marvel's library of 80s X-books. That alone will probably keep me occupied for a few years.

"Explode like an Oklahoma Federal Building" as an Oklahoman I spit out my drink laughing.

I'm that one weirdo that has always said that the films Austin has done as an action movie hero have dwarfed anything John Cena has ever done, even when they're the same bloody film. I'm always called crazy for that, but who's laughing now?

Modern times with Classic Razorfist-era editing. Very nice!

Been wondering ever since I found Razorfist a year and a half ago if he was gonna continue this series. Nothing but gold!

Died of laughter at Were into kinky shit.

The jokes were fantastic and you introduced me to this dude's movies and I will be checking them out

More of THESE please

That scene of the Caravan exploding with Eric Roberts inside pretty much sums up this week's Memo that circulated the offices of Twitter.

The "Father of the year" line was comedy gold. I had to stop the video in uncontrollable laughter. 🤣

So much gold in this, Terran might try to steal it. Oklahoma federal building freaking killed me XD

I love all you're content but the cinema and mythos are my favorite hands down

Dear RazorFist, Thank you for the spine tingling synopsis! I laughed , I cried, I was really impressed by the amount of line Stone Cold got out of that watchband. All of this in under 30 minutes, and without the embarrassment of digging thru the WalMart DVD bargain bin. In all great stories there are some questions best left unanswered, such as how does SC keep his head so smooth and shiny in the wilds of the pacific northwest ?

Great to see more Rageaholic Cinema, I've rewatched all your other ones every time I have a hangover and laugh my arse off

Who would have guessed it would be so hard to kill Gil Bellows?

It's great to see Rageaholic cinema back! Killer episode man!

So much attitude era going on here haha this was fun

A new Rageaholic Cinema? Can I get a hell yeah?!?

@guiltygearhead9576

Жыл бұрын

Hell yeah!

Hell yeah a new rageaholic cinema.

Bro, you need to do more of these! Holy shit that was funny!

Lettem know razor. Hope your family is well chief

Holy shit the Oklahoma commentary killed me every time 😂

I knew greatness was on the Horizon today. Then you drop another another gem. Rock on Razorfist. 🤘

Not only was he Doc Mitchell's VA in New Vegas, Michael was also Colonel Saul Tigh of the Colonial Fleet in BATTLESTAR GALACTICA and General Tullius in Skyrim.

Brilliant dude, great to see another Rageaholic cinema.

been waiting for a while for one of these

Now on a list of things I did not see coming, I did not see Razorfist reviewing a movie starring Stone fucking Cold Steve fucking Austin. GIMME A HELL YEAH!

You know it’s a good day when Razorfist uploads a rageaholic cinema

I appreciate the copious amounts of DVDA’s wonderful music in this one.

Awesome review so funny, raz0rfist killing it as always

First one of these I’ve seen. Glorious!!!

RIP Eric Roberts. You were great in Runaway Train.

Add Stone Cold Steve Austin impersonations to Razor's list of low-key talents.

This was great!!! More of THIS, please!! Thank you RazorFist; this is what MST3K *should* have been!

Christ they should have kept it going as his surreal burning body stumbled out of the tunnel shouting about how hard it was to keep a good one down.

Ooh, Stone Cold Steve Austin…

Oh, the comment about the group's dental hygiene improving (spoiler) at the death of Gary Daniels, had me laughing good.

I bought every Stone Cold Steve Austin movie, even the bad ones, and to see my favorite wrestler be such a BAMF in pure 80s/90s energy is always a treat.

@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812

7 ай бұрын

He and Goldberg have better movies than Rock and Hogan.

Man that was great! ❤️ 🤘

First Rageaholic Cinema in forever and it starts with a Kill Bill reference.... I would follow Razörfist to hell and back

I need more of these

You led me to kosugi and I found feudal gold, you unearthed tonny and I discovered grade a ham, I will not hesitate to check stone cold steve austin's celluloid slayers.

Joy. Too long since the last one of these. Razor's take on Commando is one of the funniest videos I've ever scene. Will watch this over dinner tonight (Austria).

This is deep hurting levels and it needs the mystery Science theater 3000 treatment

Two DVDA songs in one video? You spoil us, sir.

I see Razorfist Cinema and I click like my life depends on it!

Been waiting for the best razör content

Loved finding this video in my notifications