Who teaches their child to ride a bike on the grass?

@andrewyoung2796

3 жыл бұрын

Better place to fall?

@luxborealis

3 жыл бұрын

I learned it on grass. Not safe on the roads in the rural areas like where I lived, cars zoom past.

@saucejohnson9862

3 жыл бұрын

A terrible father who spends too much time at work!

@saucejohnson9862

3 жыл бұрын

@G Schultz That's where I upgraded from training wheels...

@Whyulooking

3 жыл бұрын

My pet dragon

This is from a mockumentary called “The Confederate States of America,” and it shows what modern life would’ve looked like if the South had won the Civil War…… this is a commercial from that “world.”

@sarahcratty13

2 жыл бұрын

What’s it called

@fiendishsoul6730

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly the freeing of the slaves was somthing that would have happened regardless, winning the Civil War just made it happen sooner.

@Hawkeyes319

2 жыл бұрын

@@fiendishsoul6730 I wouldn't be so sure.. There's still a lot of enslaved people.

@sticksnstonespatriot1728

2 жыл бұрын

Looks like paradise.... No crime, no gun violence and everyone leaves their doors unlocked just like in the old days

@Thephillips-dj1po

2 жыл бұрын

...we have that, it's called Arkansas.

Actually, learning to ride a bike on the grass was fairly common 70 or 80 years ago. The idea was the grass provides a softer place to land when you're first getting started; nearly everyone falls a few times. And once you can balance on grass, the road or sidewalk is even easier. Back in "the old days", this was something called "wisdom"; sadly it seems mostly relegated to the past now.

@mosseisleyYT

2 ай бұрын

It was still so in the late 1960s. At least, that was how I learnt.

@SuperD00D

22 күн бұрын

Yeah I learned to ride without training wheels a little tiny bit older than normal, at 8, and I still did my first few minutes of training in the grass. Probably about 5-10 minutes. Then my sister rolled me around holding the handle bar on the pavement sidewalk behind our school, and we had a medium sized hill behind the school. After a few minutes of dragging me around, her friends talked her into just pushing me down the hill. In that moment I then knew how to ride a bike lol. Dumb girls prob thought I was going to fall. Then they tried to play it off as “that’s the best way to learn.” Yeah, okay, lol. At least it technically worked for me anyway but I wouldn’t say thanks to them.

@richardd3367

21 күн бұрын

@@SuperD00D kinda the "throw 'em in the deep end of the pool; they'll learn to swim real quick." philosophy.

@tammys376

19 күн бұрын

Yeah I learned on grass in the 70’s because it was a softer surface to land on, it was the one time our parents actually thought about safety 😂 ( no helmet though of course lol)

@mrryencoke

17 күн бұрын

@@richardd3367 John Wayne swimming lessons!

tbh as a black person I don't even find this offensive, I just found it funny, (I don't find it wholesome anymore, tf was I thinking when I said that) (also now I know it's a fake commercial from a movie)

@ct92404

4 ай бұрын

Lol it's a fake commercial and is just supposed to be satire anyway.

@jeffking4176

4 ай бұрын

It would have to do with the name of the company: “Confederate “ Family. ie: The Confederacy- [ Southern states] Other than that , there’s nothing

@wilsonfenixoficial

4 ай бұрын

😡😡😡

@objectvs5148

4 ай бұрын

coz you are a dumb person

@bluesides8323

3 ай бұрын

​@@jeffking4176it says "Protecting a people and their property" as it pans over from the family to the black guy. It is obviously implying the black guy is their slave. Its from a film about what if the confederates won. It is undoubtedly racist.

The black guy in the end "Sup yall 😃"

@TT-oi9mo

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@angr7188

3 жыл бұрын

Latino not BLACK

@ArthurMorgan-pq4tr

3 жыл бұрын

Yessum

@ArthurMorgan-pq4tr

3 жыл бұрын

@@angr7188 It's a little hard to tell in this circumstance.

@keithmccaslyn2527

3 жыл бұрын

Grammar & Semantic's, would be "majorly up", you know like kryptonight? Whats up is NOT a greeting,its still a question, and an incomplete sentence!! Additionally since you didn't invent the English Lanaguage,but only mariginally speak it, the abouve remains so!! it is NOT a greeting it is STILL, a question! NOT that you GAFF,about all of that!

Plot twist: that's the father

@SilverscreenTrivia

3 жыл бұрын

For the win! 🏆

@wincubs1

3 жыл бұрын

Damn!! Savage AF and God damn brilliant!👏👏

@MichaelWH

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@C.Chandler_May

3 жыл бұрын

Ha!

@citizenshane8932

3 жыл бұрын

A creepy father and his creepy daughter. 🤯

I'm surprised people aren't calling the sun racist because it's light!

@graceandpanic9281

2 күн бұрын

Give it time.

@WhatsOutThereWeWannaKnow

Күн бұрын

Ohhh I’m telling!!

As an Australian, I'm grinning upside down.

@ericstevens8744

4 ай бұрын

G’Day Mate, this video was fair Dinkum Perfection

@wegotguns3325

4 ай бұрын

As an australian, I dunno why I am seeing american ads when I just looked up the crown forklift song and ended up here

@coldplayfan7357

4 ай бұрын

Didn't you guys just forcefully took the land away from the aboriginals after the ruling just few months back? You should be glad that Australia is an insignificant player in world politics because of which no one gives attention to all the horrible race crimes in Australia

@punk46664

4 ай бұрын

​@@wegotguns3325mate I was looking up how to reinforce the transom on my tinny 😂

@wegotguns3325

4 ай бұрын

@@punk46664 haha

My inner thoughts: “Hey now, what’s racist about this?” “Is it racist because the dad is white?” “ *O H* “

@loliberryyydeadaccount8735

3 жыл бұрын

@@janicekamalski5938 ikr-

@glennf.6016

3 жыл бұрын

Hey you people who have nothing better off to do but look for things to call racist should get a fucking life.

@Astroooozi

3 жыл бұрын

@@glennf.6016 ucking Quagmire

@whoknowswhocares885

3 жыл бұрын

This is from a mockumentay called the Confederate States of America

@glennf.6016

3 жыл бұрын

Look up the definition for Confederate

Are we sure this isn’t satire cause I almost passed out laughing so hard

@fakshen1973

2 жыл бұрын

Yes this is satire. It's from the mockumentary "Confederate States of America" which is set in a dystopia world where the Confederates won the Civil War and slavery continued.

@Twinsuns2187

2 жыл бұрын

Yes satire.

@scottloessel6493

2 жыл бұрын

Yea are we sure this isn’t Chapel show or Key&Peele?

@SussyPoster69

2 жыл бұрын

@Bing Hope yep I knew. Confederate were democrats

@02chevyguy

2 жыл бұрын

Looks like something from SNL.

Mario Lopez looks great!

How is this racist?

@mets23q

14 күн бұрын

Because it looks like he is their slave

@SnausageVonBrathearst

5 күн бұрын

after the camera was turned off, Tyrone decided to kill whitey with the hedge clippers and then rape and kill the kids

@koleberdinoch926

3 күн бұрын

Because it depicts a black guy with a big tool giving his bush a trim

@crw662

2 күн бұрын

The last line clearly showed the black worker When talking about property. It’s from a satirical documentary and is supposed to be a commercial in the confederate states of America if the south would have won.

It's racist because if the black guy had done his job properly and mowed the lawn, the girl would not have fallen off her bike.

@stupiditycrusader2368

8 жыл бұрын

XDXDXD

@billsmith6884

8 жыл бұрын

tuyocuyo I think that you are reading too much into this.

@billsmith6884

8 жыл бұрын

tuyocuyo Oh okay, you see gay people wherever you look. I think that says a lot about you.

@billsmith6884

8 жыл бұрын

tuyocuyo Hey, you're the one who brought up the father being gay. I think that you are just seeing what you like.

@shootr1303

8 жыл бұрын

+Dennis Gallagher Do you even know that those lawn jockeys were used to mark houses on the Underground Railroad? People are so ignorant of history it's amazing.

This whole commercial feels like some high quality YTP

@Hoodie403

3 жыл бұрын

It technically is. It's from some sort of movie where it theorizes what things would be like if the south won the Civil War or something like that.

@brandybarnes6471

3 жыл бұрын

Amateur hour

@llgoldstein2710

3 жыл бұрын

@@Hoodie403 It is called a mockumentary.

@radiopoet1330

3 жыл бұрын

Looks like a bad SNL skit.

@vallisdaemonum255

3 жыл бұрын

@@radiopoet1330 more like a good MadTV skit

"Master of the house..." The Joker: "Very poor choice of words!"

@themasterofbasketball6994

3 ай бұрын

That was funny literally made me laugh out loud 🤣

@JokersD0ll

2 күн бұрын

“And i thought my jokes were bad”

Who the hell is that random guy in the background? That smile is so creepy

@Luciasantos-by9np

Ай бұрын

He is the slave of the family.

@jessetorres5801

29 күн бұрын

Their slave

@rcgines1

28 күн бұрын

Her son👍👍👍

@sweetsendaedreamr

25 күн бұрын

He's the dad.

I was so confused at first, until I saw the ending. I can’t even lie, as a black person it feels illegal to laugh

@scarletbelmont9022

2 жыл бұрын

This has to be a joke...it's too ridiculous lol.

@frshorts2099

2 жыл бұрын

Lol 14 years ago

@TejasBobGOM

2 жыл бұрын

Best not to learn history based on rumor and gossip, the side that wins the war tells the story.

@mello.1483

2 жыл бұрын

@@TejasBobGOM Of course. I wouldn’t blindly believe anything social media says when it comes to history. I’m already taking a class for it 😂

@pea7422

2 жыл бұрын

@@mello.1483 you should barely believe what a class tells you nowadays either

I first noticed his black servant woman giving him his lemonade. That was a subtle move.

@lewlewlaser037

2 жыл бұрын

i thought it was his wife

@ishtlutz1261

2 жыл бұрын

I thought it was his side Bish

@DuckHouse1

2 жыл бұрын

I didn't notice that till I watched it again

@mitchconnerandsometimesjlotoo

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah no biggie who cares about skin color. Didn't register with me.

@zzulm

2 жыл бұрын

It's conditioning, it became normal for us to see a person of color serving a white person.

As a european: I don't understand 🤔

It's racist because it features a wholesome family?

“I was in a commercial once” “What kind?” “Nvm I don’t wanna talk about it”

@sticksnstonespatriot1728

2 жыл бұрын

Why wouldn't you want to talk about it? It looks like paradise... No crime, no gun violence and everyone leaves their doors unlocked, like in the old days.

@LolganSaucey

2 жыл бұрын

@@sticksnstonespatriot1728 these days you’ll get “canceled” for liking the wrong football team

@sticksnstonespatriot1728

2 жыл бұрын

@@LolganSaucey true💯

@agent-rj6jv

2 жыл бұрын

It was part of a parity show several years ago. It is available to view on KZread.

@michelfrankaraujo4394

Жыл бұрын

HORRIBLE COMMERCIAL OK?

I was waiting for...someone to steal the bike

@yapyap66

5 жыл бұрын

lol

@uni-g9087

3 жыл бұрын

I'm crying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 lolll

@davincent98

3 жыл бұрын

Will the dad get his pink track suit and chase after the thief on foot?

@djcp919

3 жыл бұрын

Yo 😂😂😂

@PotterPossum1989

3 жыл бұрын

Tyrone was stealing the rims while they were watching her ride the bike

Wow an advert portraying men and fathers in a positive light! We really must be in an alternate universe.

@user-vf3sg5xi4g

2 ай бұрын

You're right. TV never portrays a normal family in a positive light.

@ptolemyauletesxii8642

Ай бұрын

Yes, I agree. Especially a slave owning family.

@melindar.fischer5106

Ай бұрын

You missed the last words in the mockumentary ad "...and their property", referring to the black man.

I kept waiting on the racist part. Never came.

@THEREALREEZZ

23 күн бұрын

At the end where it says “and their property” as the camera casually stays on the black person that was never in the commercial until it says “and their property”

@lisachiappetti6092

Сағат бұрын

Also, apparently there was a part at the end that would've really driven it home, but it was cut out

As a black man in his early 70's, I can tell you this is not only hilarious, but wells up a feeling of unexpected nostalgia. Good times man.

@sarahzitzmann8860

Жыл бұрын

Haha ❤️❤️❤️❤️

@TheLepke2011

Жыл бұрын

@@JayTX. I find this comment offensive.

@noobbutbetter

Жыл бұрын

@@TheLepke2011 I find this reply offensive. Please delete and if you don't the twitter furries cancel you.

@stevenhombrados1530

Жыл бұрын

Ahhhh nostalgia…. A place where even living through the holocaust could bring in warm fuzzy feelings. lol ( being sarcastic, thou… )

@gaiusoctavius5935

Жыл бұрын

@@noobbutbetter I find this comment offensive please delete it before you get fired from your job

I was a little worried as he moved in with the slo mo condolence kiss.

@jasonturner2206

2 жыл бұрын

There are no boundaries in the Deep South..😂

@michaelhill7878

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah he went a little too Joe Biden there.

@corrado

2 жыл бұрын

It’s supposed to be parent and child 🤷🏻‍♂️

@Andrew..J

2 жыл бұрын

Getting some Tom Brady vibes

@dominion104

2 жыл бұрын

Oh so it wasn’t just me😂😂😂

As non-American person i didnt get it. so what exactly is racist? "master of the house"?

@Humanophage

4 ай бұрын

Calling the black man property, but the subliminal message is that a fully white undiverse healthy family is 'racist', and 'racism' must be eliminated.

Man blackhole sun took a wierd turn before the final cut

Moral of the story: Making a child learn to ride their bike on clumpy, overgrown grass without a push is a poor idea.

@Agent1W

Жыл бұрын

What if it was an "off-road" bike?

@thebroughamshow6985

Жыл бұрын

@@Agent1W what if you find a message in what your lips flap

@beenrue5672

Жыл бұрын

Of course the grass is overgrown with that landscaper ! LMAO I JOKE!! 😁😁

@orbitty1354

Жыл бұрын

Obviously that smiling black fellar didn't do a good job. 🤣

@scarystardust6095

Жыл бұрын

She's like, fucking 9 and can't ride a bike... 😂😂😂

Had them hedges looking right tho!

@rockeruss555

2 жыл бұрын

Had "THEM" hedges??? Hahaha! 🤣

@yulissaortega488

2 жыл бұрын

@@rockeruss555 yes. had “them” hedges looking right. 🤨 problem?

@These-nutz

2 жыл бұрын

Haha

@Meatwad.Baggins

2 жыл бұрын

My man on that shit 🚬😎👍

@Batman-fk6pb

2 жыл бұрын

I really don’t understand is it a comical sketch or what?

This is so corny!! The banjo strumming is a nice touch!! 😂😂😂😂

As a Mexican, I was too busy working in the front doing landscaping. I hope I can get a 3¢ raise soon, 26¢/hr is killer in a $25/hr economy.

I was like “umm… so what part of this is raci- Oh… Oh noooooooooo” 😂

@lovepeaceandsoulfullrighto9053

2 жыл бұрын

It’s not a real ad.

@Caeljharden

2 жыл бұрын

@@lovepeaceandsoulfullrighto9053 when did I say it was? Lol.

@ahhwe-any7434

2 жыл бұрын

I was like Ummm, how the hell did I come across this? I was expecting something obnoxiously special

@joerogaine3093

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah because black yard workers is suh racist

@shanestephens4728

2 жыл бұрын

Fucking KZread shorts. 😡 I want to hate you because of that oh no oh no no BS but I know that’s not what you meant. I’m sorry.

The video is from a mockumentry, people

@ScootsNBhistorybehindthegaming

7 жыл бұрын

They're too stupid to realize that though lol "Research? WHATS THAT? HURRR. DIS IZ LEFTIST PROGOGUNDA!!!"

@ashleycovey9037

7 жыл бұрын

ScootsNB Only a true liberal thinks the word research is synonymous with the name Google. And you even invented your own language. You must be smart. 😉😂😂😂

@scottm5972

7 жыл бұрын

ScootsNB Ahh, friendly fire in this target rich environment is inevitable ;)

@ScootsNBhistorybehindthegaming

7 жыл бұрын

+Scott M Welp. I fell for your bait. Should have known better.

@scottm5972

7 жыл бұрын

ScootsNB lol, no you were right, I misread your post. I'm on like twenty threads posting insults so I wasn't paying close attention 😂

chorus: Oh, I wish I was in Dixie, Hooray! Hooray! In Dixie land I’ll take my stand To live and die in Dixie Away, away, away down south in Dixie Away, away, away down south in Dixie verses: Oh, I wish I was in the land of cotton Old times there are not forgotten Look away! Look away! Look away! Dixie Land In Dixie land where I was born in Early on one frosty mornin’ Look away! Look away! Look away! Dixie Land Old Missus marry Will, the weaver William was a gay deceiver Look away! Look away! Look away! Dixie Land But when he put his arm around her He smiled as fierce as a forty pounder Look away! Look away! Look away! Dixie Land His face was sharp as a butcher’s cleaver But that did not seem to grieve her Look away! Look away! Look away! Dixie Land Old Missus acted the foolish part And died for a man that broke her heart Look away! Look away! Look away! Dixie Land

Ah, you got me there. I took the clickbait. This is probably one of the most wholesome ads you will see.

@mikemccormack8993

2 ай бұрын

They didn't even add the end for confederate insurance "protecting life and property' which is when they zoomed in on the black guy.

Even the tires on the bicycle were WHITE. Hahaha.

@TheLio666

7 жыл бұрын

good point haha

@tacomagnet4445

7 жыл бұрын

lmao

@tacomagnet4445

7 жыл бұрын

2002films Im sure it was just a joke u dipshit💀

@2002films

7 жыл бұрын

Taco Magnet Calling someone a dipshit shows your bigotry

@user-xt9ug1ht3s

7 жыл бұрын

i switched from white to black tires thinking id go faster, instead they stopped working

this is a comedy skit not a commercial.

@ForkInTheRoad33

Жыл бұрын

Did you know if you say gullible fast enough it sounds like you're saying oranges?

@richardmiranda640

Жыл бұрын

It’s a theatrical presentation of a fictional commercial.

@kgthompson5814

Жыл бұрын

You were a tube baby, don't be delusional. Unless you have tested your blood for synthetic human syrup you can't be 100 percent sure.

@hdhrhsk

Жыл бұрын

thanks, now because of you i’m not able to laugh my behind off

@californiaandwashington1377

Жыл бұрын

@@ForkInTheRoad33 no it’s wo

Should we all be racist now Father?

As a Chinese, I feel left out

OMG!! I was in shock, my incredulity growing right up until the 'gardener' smiled. I burst out laughing for a good few minutes. This is like a SNL sketch.

@jasonroberts6080

2 жыл бұрын

I bet they have one of those statues at the end of the driveway of the black boy dressed in a hat and red horse riding outfit holding a lantern

@kenm8376

2 жыл бұрын

@@jasonroberts6080 That's what my yard is missing!! Thanks, I'm going to buy one for each side of my driveway. BTW, they're called lawn jockeys.

@jasonroberts6080

2 жыл бұрын

@@kenm8376 thanks, I forgot the correct lingo!!

@jujubegold

2 жыл бұрын

This is satire. A joke

@Slimpickinsorl

2 жыл бұрын

@@jujubegold is it key and peele? It looks the quality of the vacuum Chappelle left at Comedy Central early 2000’s. If not what show is this?

I'm black and I'm laughing at this...the black man at the end just pops out of nowhere. I'm share this on Facebook lolololololol

@bonniehantu

7 жыл бұрын

renee p you do realise that it says the black man is the property of the white man...?

@joshfilmsstuff9769

7 жыл бұрын

you do realize it's a satirical ad, right?

@bonniehantu

7 жыл бұрын

Josh B Of course i do, but the "joke" is based on racist practices, isnt it?

@bonniehantu

7 жыл бұрын

WideAwakeism so basically what youre saying is "haha get it? its funny because the black guy is the property of the white family! haha how fun was slavery"

@erocktheartist

7 жыл бұрын

Lmao bruh was just cheeseing 😂😂😂😂

Idk if I trust that gardener's smile, he's probably eyeing that bike that was left on the ground.

Yeah but we need more commercials telling fathers it's their job to provide, let's be real.

Nothing boils my blood like a happy family and a smiling landscaper

@itsnotme-jl9jt

Жыл бұрын

You don't like landscapers? Weird. There's good money in landscaping

@suggiethames9870

Жыл бұрын

What is wrong with being a landscaper?

@bigshoots1181

Жыл бұрын

Sarcasm

@BLEnterpriseLincoln

Жыл бұрын

Lmao we are landscapers, and white, think about that for just a minute 😂😂. The only racist thing here is the comments and title of this video. I saw people, just plain old people. Stop creating racism!

@jaykay5580

Жыл бұрын

as a landscaper, i would never trust a smiling landscaper. actually i don't trust anyone who smiles. anyway i find a dour approach to landscaping is best.

the way he was smiling at the end. gotta keep them hedges clean bro 💀

@ginatorres677

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🙈🤣

@CrazyMonkey9414

2 жыл бұрын

🤣😂

@glecservices3114

2 жыл бұрын

It’s reflective today, a lot of black people get offered cleaning jobs, in night clubs and even in banks I see them all the time, it’s not even funny it’s disrespectful, This is why judgement is on the earth and a lot of people are going to suffer because god himself is sick of the wickedness that people on earth are doing and it all starts in peoples hearts, there was nothing funny about slavery, and there is nothing funny about all the black kids that are dying

@oaks_ie

2 жыл бұрын

@@glecservices3114 Comedy!

@glecservices3114

2 жыл бұрын

@@oaks_ie did you say real life is comedy,

It is a message with a double meaning: when he says "dad" the gardener is behind him with a huge smile, who knows who the real "dad" is. 😎

@BlossomField91

Күн бұрын

The kids are not mixed race.

Plot twist the guy in the backs thinking “IF ONLY YOU KNEW;)”hahaha

To me, it looked like that’s his secret son. Lol

@eltravo2112

2 жыл бұрын

Daughters bf 😂

@jacklow9611

2 жыл бұрын

Possibly.

@mrrogers88

2 жыл бұрын

To you, s-human. To YOU

@mrrogers88

2 жыл бұрын

@@eltravo2112 Jogger laughing emoji huehuehuehue cuz whut u sed iz sum kinda legit ting huehuehuehue Happy missing link ape having a laugh to its s-human ignorant self

@PutraMaqbulIhsanBasyar

2 жыл бұрын

Knowing there is black woman serving him juice at beginning I think you right.

This is from a "what if"docudrama discussing what America would be like if the Confederacy won the civil war.

@stitzefilms299

2 жыл бұрын

thank you for preventing the spread of false misleading information, sir.

@fee1776

2 жыл бұрын

Slavery would be obsolete due to two factors. One, farming was being automated in the late 1870s. Two, Britain the largest textile manufacturer in the world successfully cultivate cotton in Egypt that was as soft and white as southern cotton at lower cost. The southern cotton plantations would be cost out of business by these post ACW turn of events.

@thesurvivalist1996

2 жыл бұрын

Well at least we wouldn't have to deal with the extremly sensitive sjws ruining the world for us. There is only one option when dealing with mutated leftists. The final solution.

@pemdemica1712

2 жыл бұрын

@@thesurvivalist1996 Hey slave lover, go back to your trailer park.

for those who might not know this is from a spike lee movie called the confederate states of america. it's an alternate history of what life and the world might have looked like if the south had won the civil war. it honestly surprised me by how good it was, and it's only gotten better with age. EDIT: actually the director is Kevin Willmott

@syramento

4 ай бұрын

The film was written and directed by Kevin Willmott. Spike Lee isn't anywhere in the credits.

@dragonrabbit7410

4 ай бұрын

@@syramento huh... thanks for correcting me. a friend of mine told me it was spike lee years ago and i never double checked.

@fazbell

4 ай бұрын

I really don't want to think about what the country would have been like if the Confederacy had won the war. As a Southerner, it's simply unthinkable.

@petesmith5978

4 ай бұрын

@@dragonrabbit7410 I think you're right. The trailer on IMDB says "IFC FILMS and SPIKE LEE present a film by KEVIN WILMOTT". Looking further (on IMDB), Spike Lee is shows as the presenter.

@v-town1980

4 ай бұрын

Funny, coming from a filthy bigot like Lee.

…And upon hearing the banjo playing, the kid from the movie “Deliverance” would appear.

That lawn needs work. A true confederate dad would not allow brown patches on his green grass.

@peterj903

2 жыл бұрын

Unless they were trimming the hedges....

@GeoffCK

2 жыл бұрын

@@peterj903 lol

@CHAJIHAD25

2 жыл бұрын

I don't think they like to be called brown patches anymore..

@windetta551

2 жыл бұрын

@@CHAJIHAD25 Bruh

@r.i.pyoutube6881

2 жыл бұрын

Lol now do one about you pilgrims 😂

I think that the gardener is also trimming the wife's bush, too.

@rachelek9563

8 жыл бұрын

+tanner122772 He is way hotter than the Pillsbury Doughboy she is married to.

@tanner-rh6oo

8 жыл бұрын

+Polly Ester haha!!!

@ChristianInHollywood

8 жыл бұрын

+Polly Ester You guys are sick if you think that, he's a kid! Yuck. :P

@lunacomputacion

8 жыл бұрын

+tanner122772 she and the gardener look too happy and the husband looks stupid enough

@amywagreich9042

8 жыл бұрын

lol lol lol lol!!!!!

Well, maybe the black guy in the end was a covert, like a private security undercover officer or something, working for that company.. He was the protector of the house, actually.. Maybe, anyone?..

I used to laugh at things like this but then my sense of humor got canceled

Everybody's talking about her riding on the grass, but I'm concerned as to how she managed to HURT herself on the grass!

@53greenhill

Жыл бұрын

They cut out the part where she got sideswiped by Billy Bob joyriding in the General Lee.

@BigWheel.

Жыл бұрын

She's a weakling. Throw her into the pit with the rest of the weaklings.

@firebladetenn6633

Жыл бұрын

Skidding on the grass, or hitting a rock are fantastically painful.

@ob2kenobi388

Жыл бұрын

@@firebladetenn6633 I've certainly never been hurt by skidding on grass, and I doubt there'd be a single rock in that lawn if they have a literal slave to make sure there aren't any. Don't see any rocks in the video itself.

@firebladetenn6633

Жыл бұрын

@@ob2kenobi388 Rocks aren't the issue. I've known people who literally had skin disappear sliding on grass. Granted, they were going at much higher speeds than that girl was, but the point remains, you CAN get hurt on regular grass.

How is this racist? Just because a black guy appeared at the end? I don't see how that's racist.

@TheRobinator143

10 жыл бұрын

Perhaps because it says 'and their property' when the black guy appears on screen?

@ChillOutHomeScout

10 жыл бұрын

Robbe Saesen wow i can herdly even read thouse words lol i never learned to spell plus I suck at reading :/

@Legless_Orphan

10 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure it's racist because it says Confederate Family... So anyone who's been through school knows Confederates were pro-slavery and pro-slavery usually means your a bigot too.

@mathiesonsterling4946

10 жыл бұрын

It's from a mockumentary of if the South won the civil war

@loptr7752

10 жыл бұрын

LadyxCharm1 You should study some history. The Civil War was NOT started over slavery.

Good ol' American nuclear family commercial.

Where is the 'racist' part? I must have missed it!!

*After 13 years old, youtube decided to recomand me now in 2021*

@RadRan69

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah no shit huh.

@lolavier4936

3 жыл бұрын

AFTER 13 YEARS OLD?

@joelwillems4081

3 жыл бұрын

Social media prepping us for another summer of riots?

@batgirlp5561

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@quinsrevenge

3 жыл бұрын

recommend*

I love how her face is like DADDY MY LEG IT HURTS IM BLeeeDInG when grass is literally so soft- 💀

@sumdumbmick

2 жыл бұрын

that's the real reason it's racist. only white skin is that delicate.

@GGJiaJia

Жыл бұрын

😂

@ReginaTrans_

Жыл бұрын

I know, everyone's faces like OMGGGG, before they showed she fell from the bike, I thought she was ran over or something

@Dr170

Жыл бұрын

SOMEONE didn't do a good enough job cutting the grass

@cyberberriez

Жыл бұрын

@@Dr170 ikr lol

The landscaper is smiling cause he's thinking about what he sometimes is doing with the pale woman as soon as her husband is away.

@inspiratio8095

4 ай бұрын

keep dreaming clown😂🤡

I come back here every year or two to laugh at the comments from people who don't get the joke

As a Mexican, I feel left out 😢

@mr.butterworth4216

5 ай бұрын

Don’t be, that landscaper looks like he could be black or Mexican. Good casting choice.

@foxpopuli6982

5 ай бұрын

Don't worry, amigo! We white southerners have changed over the years. We would *absolutely* have you mow our grass, these days!

@rcortez911

5 ай бұрын

@@foxpopuli6982 gracias amigo! The women are so considerate, they always wants us to cut grass when the husband is working so we don’t disturb them. I always appreciate the bath after mowing her grass

@ZeranZeran

5 ай бұрын

lmao

@ZeranZeran

5 ай бұрын

@@rcortez911 lmao x2

This would've been hilarious if Dave Chappelle created it🤣

@SurvivalTipsClips

2 жыл бұрын

It's a commercial in a movie presented by Spike Lee

@haraldlorenzen4378

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@shanyiamcgriff

2 жыл бұрын

all the unpurpose flour in these comments gon burn just watch

@a.saintango1311

2 жыл бұрын

Rick James skit meets ghetto insurance agency.

@RedBaronisa

2 жыл бұрын

Frfr felt like a Dave skit 😂

I saw nothing racist in this clip, then I rememembered: I am one.

My friend taught me with a 125cc motorcycle on the grass; bad move, when I had to turn. Until this day, I still think I should have learn on concrete and got over my fear by “making” my confidence get up to speed(no pun)…

Gotta admit that's one beautiful old house.

@averynotfound8220

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@BlueydaHeeler

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@JeckoSTARlaloo

2 жыл бұрын

True.

@weasley2o13

2 жыл бұрын

It really is. I didn't notice it until I watched it the third time. I wouldn't mind living in it honestly.

@spartacus7216

2 жыл бұрын

@@weasley2o13 I honestly don't understand the advert. Can someone please explain to me?🙏

I was already laughing before the end, I thought the whole thing was intended as a joke. But the ending really snuck up on me, got me good.

@thisguy4505

2 жыл бұрын

It is a joke. It's from the movie The Confederate States of America. Good movie.

@bratisma9993

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, lol the ending got me too.

@roberthunt4991

2 жыл бұрын

Y do people lie you did not know it was a joke before the ending! It’s not possible! Stop already.

@FreeSpiritPaulette

2 жыл бұрын

@@roberthunt4991 what the Devil are you so pressed about

@GabrielSchlaefer

2 жыл бұрын

It is intended as a joke.

Isn’t age 11 a little old to start learning how to ride the bicycle?

Hello, 13 % of population is in 86% of all American commercials today, that’s racist.

I thought I was watching an ad to watch an ad.

@kiddeath921

8 жыл бұрын

lol mind blown!

@jellieraya67

8 жыл бұрын

me 2

@behehdhwshahehrhhshahdh526

8 жыл бұрын

me 2 as well

0:46 *_Heyyyyyyyy, how you doin?_*

As an Indonesian I wanna said give me back my precious 2 minute

Why is it racist, because it depicts a dad raising his kids? Serious question.

The smile he gives at the end is priceless.

@111highgh

Жыл бұрын

Everything you say is, "I'm a black man this, I'm a black man that."

@jaybiggs97

Жыл бұрын

Like how he happy he is with his place at the white man's table...

@BigWheel.

Жыл бұрын

He's actually the dad.

@Empathy4Animals411

Жыл бұрын

@@jaybiggs97 Now THAT's RAY-SIST! He's not even sitting at a table. SMFH

@robinreality9979

Жыл бұрын

He knows something 🤔😉

Well, at least they included his son-by-another-mother there at the end.

@marichat5361

2 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: the black maid giving him lemonade is black guys mom and he's the dad

The ethnically vague Brother at the end is definitely part of that family too...he smiled like "yeah!...that's right, you see me!" Somebody wasn't so "confederate" now, were they? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

a lot of you missed the "property" part which is oddly well timed with the black guy

"My wife keeps me in line no matter how many guys are in front of me"- Rodney Dangerfield

@mistqr

3 жыл бұрын

Ay hold on what

@rowdyyeets4532

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@commandercaptain4664

2 жыл бұрын

"FOUR???"

I was expecting them to say "No matter what they call you, at the end of the day, you're still the master."

I don't see anything that is racist actually what a beautiful commercial

Ohh I thought it was just a sexist ad til the last second, you got me fooled!

And even then, look at how he happy he is, having a job, living in security, being taken care of... Instead of selling drugs on the street or hanging out at KFC all day.

@katsparkle1065

9 жыл бұрын

You racist fuck

@harryandruschak2843

9 жыл бұрын

133col CAPUT TUUM IN ANO EST (Latin) You hit the nail on the head :)

@133col

9 жыл бұрын

Harry Andruschak No one can take that happiness away from him.

@harryandruschak2843

9 жыл бұрын

delonte bailey You failed High School Latin, of course

@higuys6133

9 жыл бұрын

133col :/ you were funny until you added the kfc part. that's a inncurate stereotype you just plopped in to seem funnier.

This movie is basically about if the confederate states of America existed today and kept their independence

@enricomemmoli7596

2 жыл бұрын

please start a civil war destroy yourselves and let the world live in peace.😈

@hmlandis1370

2 жыл бұрын

@@enricomemmoli7596 Fuck no, that would suck. Lol. America should never start a Civil War 2.

@BigDMartial

2 жыл бұрын

It's a movie??

@tmanthemost1157

2 жыл бұрын

@@BigDMartial yea

Since when was being a functional healthy family racist?

@Manseb

4 күн бұрын

When the wealth and livelihood of that white family is interlocked with wealthy disapraity of the black servant class. That's the point of this mock ad.

@niceguy6152

4 күн бұрын

The black servant class didn’t exist when this advert was made so it’s pointless. Also if you or anyone is going to say that the white-black pay gap is down to racism the what explains the black-Chinese, black-Jewish, black-Korean, black-Indian pay gaps? Funny how almost every other ethnicity has done well.

The indentured servants in this commercial just add to the alternative history setting

The strumming on the banjo really sells it

@ssquared2321

3 ай бұрын

LOL !!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

This commercial was completely unable. We all know black people don't do yard work. Now if it had been a Mexican that I could have believed.

@dracibatic2433

7 жыл бұрын

Zack Smith well blacks were slaves in the confederate states. 'Tis a spoof of if the confederacy had won the civil war, as i have learned from the comments sections of this very interesting videos

@zacksmith1375

7 жыл бұрын

WHITE ENDUNTURED SERVANTS WERE THE FIRST SLAVES HERE IN THE CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES! PEOPLE NEED TO GET THEIR FACTS STRAIGHT.

@zacksmith1375

7 жыл бұрын

I come from a long line of Irish Native American Polish Mormons so if anyone has any room to talk about slaves in America I feel like I might.

@zabadazidit

7 жыл бұрын

+1000

@akeemburkes8328

7 жыл бұрын

Zack Smith how do you know what black people do ?

Dude cutting the hedges is like yeah raise my child bruh… moms like if he only knew…

Okay. And WHAT exactly is now "racist" in this Commercial?????

How does no one understand that this is purely satirical

@simplyowningyou

8 жыл бұрын

+Tom Nick Because they are retarded ? I wouldn't say "no one" though because some people like you and me who are not retarded , did realise it. But so many retards around here so of course what would you expect anyways ?

@NoName-zi3yb

8 жыл бұрын

+simplyowningyou True, it is KZread after all haha

@haissem8

2 жыл бұрын

Liberals don't understand most things. They're brainwashed morons.

I remember those old 90s/early 2000s where the commercial would have a narrator speak with a slow moving camera and the commercial would fade out at the end. Nowadays it's an annoying jingle or people being stupid and then boop next commercial no fade in.

@wastrelperv

Жыл бұрын

There's always been bad commercials but they seem to be getting much worse more frequently.

LMAOOOO everything was fine until the end; and the homie showed up trimming the bushes lmaoooo context is everything XD

@sweetsendaedreamr

25 күн бұрын

His wife calls him DADDY..

This seems funny to today's generation. Back just a few decades in America a man was expected to provide for his family if he was physically able. Most moms weren't employed outside the home (accept during war time). A man who didn't provide for his own was considered a "gigolo" and other man looked down on him. That's history and along with spankings this mindset in long gone in this country.

The fact that they called him the "master" of the house was so perfect 🤣

@slickspace4863

Жыл бұрын

The text at the end with "protecting property" as it shows the black man

@OsasFix

Жыл бұрын

@@slickspace4863 He need a DNA test 🤓

@guyguyver7552

Жыл бұрын

Look at all the societal dysfunction now, since society don't want dads in charge of the family anymore...😊👎

@LionOfKingston

Жыл бұрын

Gardener fucking his wife ahahaha that is what I got from the ending

@yurilouback6331

Жыл бұрын

I can imagine him being all whiny like "Im the master of the house! You all gotta do what I say!" Meanwhile his wife is banging the gardner guy

0:44 "and their property" was perfect

@vincent_hall

Жыл бұрын

Oh, I see. But that dude is tending their property.

@Chris-rg6nm

Жыл бұрын

That's his son

What is this?! The hand that rocks the cradle?! 😁

Why is this supposed to be racist?