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@beta_fishh529

10 ай бұрын

Save it for the end of the video next time. Dont need to have a sponsor interrupting my day

@stephenparkes

9 ай бұрын

These VPNs don't work on Netflix especially in the UK, if you use one Netflix says "looks like you're using a van service, deactivate to access this service" which sucks

The gold digger story has me in tears I absolutely lost it at “our roommates master splinter and the teenage mutant cockroach”

@elijah1494

10 ай бұрын

The real kicker was the meth addict being righter than a sober person.

@tsunami4162

10 ай бұрын

@@elijah1494”righter”. Hmm…. I like that word.

@Muffin1304

10 ай бұрын

I'm literally lying on the floor dying of laughter, the OP of this story should be a damn comic, I just can't 😂😂😂😂

@MaryTheresa1986

10 ай бұрын

​@@Muffin1304Exactly! She needs to look into making writing into a career!

@Bendylife

10 ай бұрын

honestly! I can't believe he had the gall to call HER the gold digger XD

"We've been dating for 6 years" "I've had this dog for 11 years" Her argument gets shutdown if she sees time as an important factor

@analyticalchick3064

10 ай бұрын

They're not compatible. I don't know how people get in 6 years deep with people and don't have these conversations early on. People are weirded out that my husband and I married quickly, but we had ALL the conversations.

@WriterGirl90

9 ай бұрын

I know! If I was dating someone told me to get rid of my pet cat (who I’ve had for 6 years after adopting him when he was 2), I’d be telling them to gtfo and not let the door hit them in the arse on the way out!

@idiotically-everything

6 ай бұрын

Yeah, I have taken a loan to pay for my senior dog's more expensive vet visit and that is the least I can do for nearly 12 years of loyalty and love

As a child who’s dad passed away while my mom was pregnant and unmarried, OP needs to go to the courthouse and sue for dna to prove that he is the father, then all of his assets will be liquidated and put into a trust for when the child turns 18 and OP will also receive a monthly survivors payment to work in place as child support for the next 18 years.

@AdorableTerror

10 ай бұрын

Have you found the post and send this advice there? I believe she really does need it

@lynntownsend100

10 ай бұрын

This is the title of the original reddit post that you can google, and it has some more information: My fiancé (28m) passed away 2.5 weeks ago in my arms (28f). I’m 9 week pregnant.

@angelicalawhun824

10 ай бұрын

@@lynntownsend100 I did find it and let her know. Thank you 😊

The gold digger story is so brilliantly written! “Where am i supposed to go… the kit hen sink?!” 💀

Story 2: Do NOT tell them you are pregnant. Rather than comforting you when your husband passed away, they take everything from you and blatantly told you they refuse to pick up any calls or tell you what's happening. If they won't tell you what's happening, then why should you tell them about your pregnancy anyway?

@DawnzeenaMcGill

10 ай бұрын

They weren’t married but otherwise everything else you said is true

@Nerobyrne

10 ай бұрын

POV: You told the parents about the baby: 💲👃💲

@fefel98

10 ай бұрын

Additionaly get a lawyer and ask for a preemptive petition to the court on the grounds that he had an heir

@lorilancaster5917

10 ай бұрын

They stole her dog, possessions she owned with fiancé, and they blocked her. Screw them and sue them to at least get the dog back.

@AmazingAutist

10 ай бұрын

I disagree. Tell them. Let them know what they lost.

I feel sorry for the "no gold" woman, but the way she wrote her post was hilarious!

@FreakoftheAngels

10 ай бұрын

Clearly she should be writing comedy 😂

@GoroAkechi_Real

10 ай бұрын

fr, the “our roommates master splinter and the teenage mutant ninja roaches” and “even the local meth addict agrees he’s delusional” is absolutely fucking hilarious, girl deserves someone who appreciates her

@lorilancaster5917

10 ай бұрын

Sounds like she’ll be better off without him. But seriously she could do stand up.

@succocide

10 ай бұрын

She could easily be a comedy writer

@Hippiechick11

10 ай бұрын

She deserves so much better. With that talent for writing and humor, there is no doubt she'll find someone so much better.

OP lost her husband and her in-laws just decided to take everything of him away from her. OP should try to sue these people and not tell them about the baby. I would never trust people who tried to take away many things from my dead husband.

@careleo

10 ай бұрын

At bare minimum she should file a police report or document all the items they took.

@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072

10 ай бұрын

I barely understood this comment

@judymetzger7387

10 ай бұрын

Get a lawyer in the discussion Story 2

@judymetzger7387

10 ай бұрын

I'm sorry but it's not just your husband that was wrong with your sister-in-law too. But you know get you once shame on them get you twice shame on you comiket you a third time that's just going to make you an idiot

@MiroslavMiroljubic

10 ай бұрын

​@@judymetzger7387 WTF are you talking about?

Gold story; OP should be a comedian. She’s awesome 😂💀

@Nerobyrne

10 ай бұрын

OP IS gold! She can come live with me lmao I'd love someone with a sense of humor who contributes financially! Plus I have a middle class income so I actually DO have gold! Alternatively, she can date the meth addict, I hear begging pays better than expected 😂😂

@akl2k7

10 ай бұрын

Especially for Master Splinter and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Roaches.

Dog story: the moment the girlfriend talked about getting rid of the "brat", INSTANT DEAL BREAKER. No ands, ifs or buts about it.

@RiveroftheWither

10 ай бұрын

I can't even begin to imagine being with someone who hates dogs that much. Because that's what this is, she hates dogs, no way around it. Complaining about an old lazy dog that requires nothing from her but a scoop of food during work nights? Wanting to get rid of the dog the moment she becomes a senior? Either this lady hates dogs and has been waiting for a chance to get rid of her or she's one of those psychos that gets jealous over pets getting attention.

@pantherinae_art

10 ай бұрын

Same. If a partner doesn't understand the value of the part in your family, how can your relationship ever work? I just could not trust anyone who acted that way. From other R Slash videos I'd worry she'd do.. something.. to dispose of the dog. Girl bye!

@katherinezimmerman6997

10 ай бұрын

100%. Keep the dog, ditch the girlfriend.

Dead fiancee, depending on where she is, she'll be regarded as common law wife. Call a solicitor, call the police and SUE!

@SappyDuder

10 ай бұрын

I looked up OP's account to see if there were any updates. There weren't, but she did reply to comments. She is in a state where common law marriage isn't a thing, same with the state they were planning to move to. She could still sue though, just not seen as being a common law wife

@Chuckf66

10 ай бұрын

@@SappyDuder Thanks for that! 😁

@SappyDuder

10 ай бұрын

@@Chuckf66 you're welcome, my dude! Hopefully the op comes back with a positive update, I have some worry for her and the dog

@Chuckf66

10 ай бұрын

@@SappyDuder Same. I hope she goes John Wick on those vermin.

Last story: I actually think OP has a better case than she realizes, you have two kids with this man, been in a relationship for 10 years, and not only did he have an entire secret marriage, but also gave you an incurable STD and then leaving you with two kids. Once you gather all the evidence and presented it in court, he'll have to bribe the judge with a new sports car just to reduce the alimony he'll owe you. Not to mention isn't a legal what he did, they can't be married without him lying on the paperwork which is fraud. It's going to be very hard to rebuild your life, but take it one step at a time, in start with doorly going through all your options.

@agentzapdos4960

10 ай бұрын

He's willing to quit his job and be unemployed to escape responsibility. He's probably willing to liquidate all his assets and spend everything on gambling, hookers, and drugs so that he's homeless and utterly destitute when the court date comes, and he's now judgement-proof because he's totally destitute.

@nightdrivenen7909

10 ай бұрын

In the U.S. at least it is illegal for anyone to re-marry while still being married. Polygamy is not recognized here. When she takes him to court - he would be fined for Polygamy - CPS would take the other children OUT of that relationship immediately - he would be given the MAXIMUM alimony and Child support payments for OP's kids; and if he tried to quit his job or refuse payment; would be immediately imprisoned to be slave labor to MAKE those payments on the state's behalf, while earning the bare minimum for himself. (Do Not Try To Skip Child Support; you WILL be arrested and forced to work in prison to pay off your debt to the Government. Cannot Emphasize this enough. DO NOT TRY. The only ones who do not get arrested are Females. If you are a Male, unless you have undeniable proof the child is not yours and you never took responsibility for said child; DO NOT TRY TO RUN FROM CHILD SUPPORT!)

@moniquesharma8736

10 ай бұрын

I hope your comment finds op

@diosiasirne

9 ай бұрын

So I found the Reddit post she is letting the lawyers handle everything rn. He is supposed to give her 50% of everything AND he bought the mistress a car and started buying a house and op is possibly entitled to those too! I typed in my husband has a double life and it’s the title mentioning a Facebook post

The no gold story is easily one of the funniest stories I've ever heard on rSlash! Imagine getting relationship advice from a meth head neighbor! I would sit and listen to any story that OP had because she has an amazing way with words and I have never laughed so hard.

Story 4: Op is one of the funniest and most interesting stories I've heard in a while. Just the way its told is so intriguing and memorable. It goes along with the story of the guy who's car was reverse rammed into by a lady and he faked being knocked unconscious to avoid being found responsible, and the hospital worker who enacted psychological warfare on a coworker for stealing one of his cupcakes. Truly amazing and I hope Op sees she'll be better off without that guy.

@varahunter68

10 ай бұрын

funny you mentioned it, i had just come from that first one to here

The dog story, throw the girlfriend away, especially if you want to have kids.

@danielbrant6740

10 ай бұрын

Yeah, it's obvious which bitch OP should ditch.

@lorilancaster5917

10 ай бұрын

I was waiting for him to respond after she said to get rid of the brat. He needs to be careful because she will try to dump her to the pound or the woods. She’s showing that along with being self centered, she won’t be into things for the long run.

@DragonbornMike-ym2er

10 ай бұрын

Her attitude is exactly that of someone that should never be a pet owner. Throwing a dog away because they're getting old is just awful. There's simply no care or love there.

@lorilancaster5917

10 ай бұрын

@@DragonbornMike-ym2erand also telling. OP should think what if he get badly sick or injured. Would she stay or bail?

@stephenc4790

10 ай бұрын

OP updated and said he's going to dump his GF, 'when I have the time', he wrote. Not sure what that means, but at least he made the right decision.

First Story: This man is taking triple takes at children and shaves when they are only there. Why is OP letting this relationship last thing long knowing he is acting like a pedo? OP shouldn’t be second guessing herself, she should be leaving this man and having him investigated Comment: Lmao Second Story: I'm sorry for OP's loss; that said I think her fiancé's family is absolutely scum for how they are treating OP, almost like they are blaming her for his death when all of this was sudden and unexpected. I personally think OP shouldn't tell his family because I think they will even try to take OP's baby from her along with all the other stuff she and her fiancé shared together along with his personal belongings. This family is heartless and wrong for how they are treating OP in this horrible situation Third Story: I personally think that one affair is one too many and an instant deal breaker. The fact this guy cheated after a year with OP and managed to work things out really shows how much this guy screwed himself over. This was simply the straw that broke the camel's back and well I'm glad OP was able to get out of the relationship because honestly I feel like he would probably do it again if given the opportunity Fourth Story: U know u are delusional when a literal meth head thinks u are delusional. I find it hilarious this man calls OP a gold digger when he has no gold for OP to dig for, in fact OP is the primary source of income for both of them; all while this man is wasting his money on basically a scam. I think OP should find someone who will actually put in the effort to get out of this shitty financial situation instead of making it worse Fifth Story: This is a great way to break trust with the parents of ur grandchild. This woman lost her grandson and thought not to try and find him nor contact the parents about the situation? She is lucky the sheriff found the kid before some creep or child predator found him and that child would be gone forever. I think OP should not let his mother have responsibility with his son alone anymore because of how careless she is Sixth Story: I see pets as family members and if OP's gf don't want to respect OP's family member then me personally she could leave. I can't stand it when people think like OP's gf. Hell, it seems like she barely does anything for the dog so why is she so worried about having a pet being expensive. I really hope she doesn't want kids because if she thinks having a dog is expensive, she would get humbled real quick in the face of being a parent Seventh Story: That is insane; this man has the audacity to blame OP and accuse her of being unfaithful but this man is leading a double life, has a second "wife" and is raising a second family. This guy is trash and the other woman is also trash for being fully aware that she is with a married man and is a homewrecker. These two deserve each other

@ozenza8832

10 ай бұрын

No ong the police can’t make a arrest but will definitely be watching him so it helps

@SeanWinters

10 ай бұрын

I hate to be that guy, but I gotta be that guy. He's a predator, and he's acting like a hebephile, not a pedo. Still just as awful, still just as disgusting, still a predator, but I think we gotta be careful with our words or else "pedo" will become as watered down as "nazi" or "racist" or "commie".

@Nerobyrne

10 ай бұрын

@@ozenza8832 Yeah, people often say "the cops didn't do anything!" but they almost never do on the first report. But, as they keep piling up, they can be used in his eventual trial to turn a few months probation into a decade in the slammer, because they can prove that this is premeditated and a pattern. That turns him from someone who made a mistake into someone who is a danger to society.

@Arkryal

10 ай бұрын

I disagree. I shave erratically myself. Sometimes I won't for 2-3 weeks, then I do daily for a week or two, then I don't. There's no real motive or pattern to it. I don't put that much thought into it. There is no subtext to be read. It just seems like quite a leap to make that correlation. I've also looked twice at teenage girls who were provocatively dressed... not so much out of attraction (I find teenagers these days insufferable, lol) but more like "Damn, is that how kids really dress these days? Where are their parents in all of this?". Provocative attire in my high school days was a girl in a white t-shirt, covered by a flannel shirt (the "Grunge" look). But recently, I've seen girls wearing extremely sheer tops without bras. When a girl very deliberately has her tits out in the supermarket, EVERYONE notices. Not just creepy old guys, the women notice too, and usually make a much bigger deal about it. Granted, I don't know if that was the case in OP's story, she needs to use her best judgement there. But I don't see any definitive evidence of anything suspicious. Sometimes the devil is in the details, she may be picking up on facial expressions, tone of voice, etc which also contributes to her suspicions. I don't know what his mannerisms are, etc. She could be right. That is definitely possible. But I've also seen some girlfriends react irrationally and jump to conclusions too quickly. I was accused of "flirting" with a waitress because I said "Thank You" when she brought us our drinks. I didn't even make eye contact with her, (or any other contact for that matter) lol. I couldn't have picked her out of a lineup or even said for sure that it was a woman and not a man who served the drinks, I wasn't paying any attention. It was just insecurities being projected on the oblivious dumbass (me). But it was like "Someone walked into your field of vision, you're GUILTY". I'm not discounting OP's suspicions, but let's not rally the lynch mob based on his shaving schedule and the fact that he looked at someone else in public. I assure you it won't hold up in court. You need a little more to go on than that. And if there was more evidence, why was it not included in the post? I just think it warrants a little more investigation first. Making this accusation... it's a bell you can't unring. Be sure before you go down that road. Just a rumor of this nature can have devastating consequences. This is not something to be treated lightly.

@your_local_questerian

10 ай бұрын

You know the baby alive fandom? The owners also see the dolls as their kids. So, yeah, family doesn't have to be human in order to be loved. A lot of people see pets as their family and I myself see my dolls as my daughters and son.

Story 2: I wouldn’t tell them about the pregnancy. They refused to even mention your partner dying, they don’t deserve to know there’s another piece of him still around in the world. And if they do find out, any contact/communication needs to be documented in any and all ways possible. I think the partner’s parents will find a way to go for grandparent’s rights just to spite OP. It will be difficult to not tell them or anyone who knows them but, it would be more difficult and exhausting to fight them in court.

@Cecona

10 ай бұрын

Rslash read that story wrong. If you actually read the text on screen it says she didn’t find out HOW he died for two weeks, not that he died because she knew he died, he died in her arms.

@TawnyRoyal

10 ай бұрын

@@Cecona thank you for pointing that out! I was only listening to it while I was getting ready for work and commented after his narration concluded.

@KarmaTube5

10 ай бұрын

Story 2: you have legal rights to your baby

The woman who lost her fiance needs a lawyer, that's for sure

The No Gold OP has me sobbing with laughter - but if he's this obsessed with crypto, he's a gambling addict. She needs to dump him yesterday.

Last story: OP should totally denounce her ex-husband and his stupid new wife for bigamy, specially since he made a fake name to register their son (aka fraud). Also metaphorically drag his face through the ground legally and get everything she can. No judge will let an idiot like that pay only the bare minimum, specially with a bigamy charge.

@agentzapdos4960

10 ай бұрын

He said he was willing to be unemployed to reduce his payments. I wouldn't put it past him to purposely squander everything and make himself homeless and destitute, making him completely judgment-proof.

@BeanManolo

10 ай бұрын

@@agentzapdos4960 she still have the bigamy charge against him, and with the fraud charge due to the fake name in his mistress' child birth certificate, I'm pretty sure OP can be able to freeze his assets and ruin any attempt of him doing that; Also I'm pretty sure if he goes destitute on purpose it'll be his mistress that won't have anything, and unlike OP she don't have any right to neither alimony nor child support (since their marriage isn't valid, and the birth certificate has the father listed under that idiot's fake name).

@jennysmith38

10 ай бұрын

​@@agentzapdos4960my ex said he'd resign from his job if I went for child support, which being left as a single mother on the single parent pension, I had no choice but to apply for child support. He quit his job.

*2nd Story:* If OP has documentation saying that the dog is licensed in her name, she can at least take the family to court over that. I just hope she kept the receipts for the other stuff.

Okay with the last one, depending on where OP lives, she can actually file charges against her ex husband for giving her the STD. If you have one, know about it(which we all know he knows) and don’t tell your partner and they get it, you can actually be in legal trouble for it

@Emeraldwitch30

2 ай бұрын

Depending on the std it could be attempted murder too. Aids isn't quite the death sentence it used to be but it does still kill people who have low immunity. I'm assuming it's probably genital herpies which can be suppressed by medication. But even that can still be spread without an active outbreak

Story 5: I couldn't help but notice OP mention this isn't the first issue his mom had watching their child. Losing sight of your son and not telling you what happened is one thing, because it's a red flag she didn't say anything but if she did I think you could forgive her because it happens. But this isn't the first time something like this has occurred, means something needs to change. Verify the story talk to your wife and if it true then action needs to be taken.

@lorilancaster5917

10 ай бұрын

It was odd at first he dotes on her as a loving grandmother and then tells use she has a history. She isn’t responsible nor respectful. Cut her off and if she tries to sue for grandparent rights, see if the sheriff can provide a statement

@glennrishton5679

10 ай бұрын

From OPs post it seems OP was more troubled by the grandmother not telling OP that the child had been temporarily lost than the grandmother actually losing the child. To a degree I can actually understand a motivation for not telling OP, embarrassment shame for losing track of the child then trying to hide a blunder. It's the possibly negligent act of losing the child that should be most concerning.

The one where OP was called a gold digger cracked me up. I have had that happen twice and both times I saw that as a breaking point. In both cases I was the bread winner and I was just asking them to pitch in around the house or financially.

@StrickenRecord

10 ай бұрын

But you don’t get it! He’s sitting on them bloat stacks of crypto money! He just needs to keep it hidden away in cyberspace so the guvment dun tax it away!

Pregnant story I heard this one before. I say sue to get your dog back.

Story 1: Okay this man who is in his thirties was going after thirteen-year-old, before acting make sure you get hard undeniable confirmation, and when you do run like hell. I don't know what sick deluded game your BF is playing, but I know you want no part of it.

@Nerobyrne

10 ай бұрын

Fun Fact: Potassium injections cause untraceable heart attacks!

@evilannie8884

10 ай бұрын

Thanks for the info. Keeping it in the vault.

@lorilancaster5917

10 ай бұрын

I think OP should inform the grocery store and the police. As she said, he’s not discreet and she at least needs to make a stand that she doesn’t condone his creepiness. Plus what if this goes beyond looking?

@Starfloofle

10 ай бұрын

@@Nerobyrne Yeah I remember, I think it was from a freaking Rooster Teeth animated segment, that a nurse once told someone *who she was giving potassium to* that "oh, if you ever hear about a nurse accidentally killing someone, it's this stuff" so yeah I know that bit of trivia LOL

For the dog story: there's a very simple solution. Get rid of her. Thank her for all the lovely years she gave you, treat her to a nice steak dinner, make sure she's in a safe place, and leave. Then, you and your dog can be happy together!

Dog story: Why do you want to be respectful? She is not being respectful to your dog, or you! Run, OP, RUN!

The dog story: Dogs love you unconditionally. By the sound of it the girlfriend doesn't have that sort of love for OP because she certainly care about his feelings.

How people treat pets says a LOT about a person. It’s closely tied to empathy. Imagine if you have children, how loving she will be?

@Robin93k

10 ай бұрын

Actually... that's bullshit! The way a human treats an animal says NOTHING about how they treat humans! Adolf Hitler created the strictest animal protection laws world wide, some of which are still active in Germany, and was the most aggressive and powerful militant vegetarian in human history, and look at how much empathy he had towards humans... People can be extremely lovely to a certain species, race, sex, cult, etc... and still be nothing but a menace to everyone ouside her circle of love.

Not even a second in to the story and rslash is claiming he's a 30 year old boyfriend.

@spydersoup8447

10 ай бұрын

rSlash made a similar mistake like this before where he said that OP was a man, which made me think OP is a married gay man until OP's sister's boyfriend started criticizing her for not having kids and being infertile is what got me like, "Wait, that doesn't sound right". I kinda wish he could check these things, even though he reads these the first time.

@shycherrygirl

10 ай бұрын

I always catch the tiny mistakes like that and they always make the video better to me! He also said "13-7 years old" instead of "13-17" in the same paragraph, must have been warming up still

@tinyredbeetle4675

10 ай бұрын

​@@spydersoup8447ybf, he records tons of videos and his editors incharge of which clips go into the video so it may not be his fault entirely as the editor is paid specifically to catch these type of mistakes

@Wendy_O._Koopa

10 ай бұрын

I think they _do_ catch a lot of the mistakes and he goes, "That's too small to re-record the segment." or something, and then they release it as is.

@aduckofsomesort

10 ай бұрын

@@Wendy_O._Koopa that’s not how that works. If your job is recording audio, then you re-record anything that needs it.

Rslash misreading the first line of the first story and accidentally turning them into a gay couple... Classic.

@Frostfern94

10 ай бұрын

“I’m a boyfriend, and this is my boyfriend”

@spydersoup8447

10 ай бұрын

Not the first time he made a similar mistake, this same thing happened with the 'brutally honest' boyfriend story where the way he accidently read OP as a guy even know she's actually a girl and having a husband made me thought OP was a married gay man and that OP's sister's boyfriend was going to be criticising OP for being married to a man when he should be married to a woman as part of his brutally honesty, that was until the not having kids and OP being infertile part is when I was like "Wait, that doesn't sound right, why would OP's sister's boyfriend criticise a married gay couple for not having kids and having infertility issues?".

@totallynotalpharius2283

4 ай бұрын

Nobody ever accused him of being bright

"even the meth addict on our porch agrees" Man if that doesnt explain it all I don't know what will

@Taizu314

10 ай бұрын

I know right? If a meth addict thinks you need to get your shit together you need to get your shit together. I liked her writing style “our roommates master splinter and the teenage ninja roaches” made me laugh. I hope she gets out of that relationship.

Op in the “No gold” story is officially my favorite human to ever exist! She should get a job as a standup comedian because she’d make BANK!

14:40 maybe you could suggest to the girlfriend that if she wants you to get into the habit of getting rid of things when they get too old, she shouldn't be surprised about what happens in the future of their relationship

Amazing. 15 people besides myself commented in the first 37 seconds- Rslash, you straight up have a cult like following waiting eagerly for 6 am exactly omg

@kikadroid4260

10 ай бұрын

To be a bit of a party pooper it is not 6 am where i live, its 3 pm when this drops so just saying😂

@liloveable

10 ай бұрын

Yep and it's 9am when it drops for me

Story 2: that family infuriates me. And I personally think Opie shouldn’t tell them anything about the kid, because these people are cruel enough to not even tell 0P, that her significant other had passed away, they just took his and some of her stuff. INCLUDING A DOG THEY HAVE HAD FOR YEARS, and I hope he doesn’t even find out that he passed until a few weeks after from a coworker of the brother. Are you shorter to think what these people would do to OP if they found out that she has his child

@torikat_9628

10 ай бұрын

I'm very confused on the wording of the story. Cause OP said her Fiance passed away in her arms, then says she found out by her fiances co worker.

@Cecona

10 ай бұрын

@@torikat_9628he read it wrong. The text says she didn’t know HOW he died for two weeks and learned from a coworker

My question for story 2 is did these people just come into the house when OP was elsewhere and start taking things? Since I would imagine that would be trespassing if they used a spare key to just come in and clean the place out. Hopefully OP has evidence to prove her personal belongings, shared belongings, and most importantly the dog. This feels like they did this to hurt OP as much as possible and take whatever they wanted. Don't tell them about the pregnancy OP, good luck getting your dog and other belongings back. Even if they won't talk to you, I doubt they can pull that b.s. with the cops.

" I'm a 30 year old boyfriend " lol what ?..

@reddiamond6524

10 ай бұрын

IKR? 😂

@RisingRevengeance

10 ай бұрын

It's not like reading is his job... wait

@adonislopez7699

10 ай бұрын

​@@RisingRevengeancelmaoo

@unvoicedapollo3318

10 ай бұрын

​​​​@@reddiamond6524OP could be in a same sex relationship. [Edit]I say before hearing the story. OP probably typo'ed. If I recall, rslash doesn't read most of these ahead of time so he can give us genuine reactions.

@reddiamond6524

10 ай бұрын

@@unvoicedapollo3318 Yes, true. Its still sounded silly. He usually says "I'm a something year old man/woman." Just hearing "I'm a 30 year old boyfriend" made me chuckle a bit.

Story 2: they stole your stuff too? Do you do not live together how on Earth did they get all that stuff before you knew about? But anyway so long as you have received to confirm what you bought you have a legal k to get back all the stuff they stole, I did taking some pictures and importing memorabilia but what the hell do they need electronics for? Collect all the receipts you can then report the family for petty theft. Godzilla this isn't the kind of people they are then frankly I wouldn't want them anywhere around that kid either.

@BeanManolo

10 ай бұрын

Yeah taking OP's deceased boyfriend stuff is one thing, but they took things they didn't had any right to. OP should file a police report, and cut all contact with them. They didn't had any right to take away her stuff aswell, that's literally stealing

@analyticalchick3064

10 ай бұрын

Something was off about that story. She said he died in her arms and then said the family wouldn't tell her if he died or not.

@BeanManolo

10 ай бұрын

@@analyticalchick3064rSlash misread the story, she said she only found out HOW he died from his co-worker, not that he died

Story six: OP needs to consider finding another girlfriend. If she is willing to abandon the dog, will she stick by him in a crisis? If he gets cancer will she leave him to perish on some windswept crag?

Story 2:My fiancée is dead, I’ve been robbed, and my dog was kidnapped. Should I tell the culprits of those last two crimes I have a baby they can kidnap while they’re at it?

@Wendy_O._Koopa

10 ай бұрын

Well, when you put it _that_ way...

@SuperBatSpider

10 ай бұрын

@@Wendy_O._Koopa Fair description?

@Wendy_O._Koopa

10 ай бұрын

@@SuperBatSpider Oh, I am 100% agreeing with you. I'm just... um... "delivering" it (I guess?) in a sarcastic way.

Story 4: no he didn't try to kick you out of the room that you paid for because he didn't like that you pointed out he didn't have any gold to dig up. He can take his happy and somewhere else if he feels like he needs space. After what he said to you this relationship is over, he wanted to feel superior but forgot you weren't stupid enough to fall for it, now you're the bad guy because you made him feel bad after he accused you of being a gold-digger.

"No gold" story Husband:"damn, im getting cooked" 😂😂😂

Story 2. Depending on the state or even country in some cases. If you live with someone for however long the law in that area states, it's considered common law marriage. She does have rights if she meets the common law requirement.

The dog story: I see the statement "You should get rid of your partner." Pretty often of reddit, but I've never thought to use it before this story. I think this is the only time that "Trading in the gf for a newer model," should be used in OP'S argument to keep the dog. It's basically the same principle 🤷‍♀️

The lady the wrote ‘No Gold’ is hilarious ! The best insult was the meth head making more sense then the boyfriend.

came from Spotify just to comment that the woman writing the “boyfriend thinks I’m a gold digger story” is HILARIOUS

"I'm a 30 year old boyfriend"

Story 4: He is not down on his luck. He is just lazy. It's okay to be alone. Find someone who will contribute to the relationship.

Hi rSlash, been following you sense 200k and I believe that entitles me to half you house and Hugo so I’ll be there to pick him up at 7:30 thanks. Note, any refusal will be met with POLICE ACTION!

No gold story was golden 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I was laughing like a crazy person while taking a walk!!!!

Story with the dog: if a family member/spouse/potential spouse ever tells you to choose between them and another family member, dump the one who is forcing you to choose

@Nylak-Otter

10 ай бұрын

I disagree. If my dog decided that a new relationship (or even a family member) was seriously bad news, I'd believe him. I'm not getting rid of my dog.

@raarasunai4896

10 ай бұрын

@@Nylak-Otter That’s what I’m saying. The Fiancé was forcing OP to choose, so fiancé is the one who gets thrown out

@Nylak-Otter

10 ай бұрын

@@raarasunai4896 I'm saying if my dog forced me to choose, I'd still side with my dog.

@raarasunai4896

10 ай бұрын

@@Nylak-Otter ohh, now I get you. Yeah, I can agree with that.

That last story, OP shouldn't just go after the husband, she go after the other woman. The woman showed she knew and not only didn't care, but actively sought to destroy your marriage. Sue her got alienation of affection, and when OP wins, post the ruling on every forum she is on. (Note, this only applies in Hawaii, Mississippi, New Mexico, North Carolina, South Dakota, and Utah.) And, if the husband knew about the STD, and got it from the woman, and she knew, sue them both for reckless endangerment.

Oh, the story of the woman whose finace died reminds me so much of something that happened to me. The guy wasn't my boyfriend (anymore) or my fiance, but we lived together for about 20 years. He got sick, and finally went to his doctor after I nagged him enough, and he ended up in emergency. I was his emergency contact, but his family came in, took me off of the contact list and basically treated me like crap for the month he was in the hospital until he died. I couldn't talk to the doctors and had to be content with the scraps of info that they fed me. I couldn't visit him more than once a week. I found out that he had been declared brain dead when I went to visit him on my birthday and they pulled the plug. At least I got to be there at the end.

In the second to last story, OP needs to ask himself this question. If she is so detached and unsympathetic to your dog, ask himself how she would act to their child if and when they have one. As the kid grows, the costs go up. So, will she have this same attitude towards them? Will she demand that OP should abandon their child because "he/she are so expensive, so we should get rid of them!" Having and caring for a pet is nearly the same as a caring for a child. If she can only think about the cost, then she will react the same way with a child. Major red flag OP, cut and run now.

Story 4: Yeah, this guy has lost touch with reality. He wants Crypto to get him out of the financial situation, but it won't happen. OP's better off without him.

@darthhauler9947

10 ай бұрын

Imo, she'd be better off going home with a customer than staying with her bf

@lorilancaster5917

10 ай бұрын

Crypto is the male equivalent of a MLM

@Wendy_O._Koopa

10 ай бұрын

@@lorilancaster5917 IDK, in an MLM you at least have a _chance_ (even if it is 0.001%) to make money. Crypto's just a money sink.

@Starfloofle

10 ай бұрын

@@Wendy_O._Koopa Cryptocurrency trading is like stock trading but wildly more volatile because it... Has no intrinsic value. I mean yeah the idea is that currency itself has no value but what we give it, but unless you can *use* it, it's worthless. And nobody *wants* to use it because they keep seeing it like a stock that can be *exchanged* for regular money and grows and falls over time-- instead of an actual currency to be exchanged for goods and services. Honestly it kinda upsets me that it's handled the way it is because on paper I like the idea of money that isn't attached to a government, but literally no one uses it that way so it's just... not that. And that's a damn shame.

Story 6: even if she doesn't like your dog she should have known you weren't just going to toss around especially given the cold way she subjected it or demand. If it's a concern about money then you can properly discuss it but tell heartlessly tell you to get rid of the dog you've had for so long is not only insensitive but also stupid.

1:15 Lmao just right out of the gate, the very first sentence "I'm a 30 year old boyfriend" just cracked me up.

Girlfriend: “Get rid of your dog. He’s old, expensive, and you should put my opinion above everything else.” Me: “YOU are replaceable, the dog is NOT. Start packing honeybun.”

@zootopiawilson

10 ай бұрын

Yep. Dude can find another girlfriend. She'd be out so fats her head would spin.

1:15 "im a 30 year old boyfriend" idk why this is so funny to me

Story 2 - Hope that family gets what they deserve.

@clevergray8754

10 ай бұрын

😮🔫

THE GOLD DIGGER STORY HAS ME WEAK LMFAO "WHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO GO? THE KITCHEN SINK?"

If his family cut OP out so quickly, easily, and illegally; then I'd say they lost the privilege to know his kid even exists, let alone have a relationship with them.

yesss my morning rslash, now i can start my day

Story 6: Really? Dogs are expensive? I don't usually look at the price of dog related stuff in stores, but I don't think all the stuff needed to take care of dogs is THAT expensive. It's what, dog food, a bed, soap, and an optional doghouse? And yeah, as much as it's rash to jump to "Divorce! Break up!," I think it's justified here because I don't want to be in a relationship with someone who has zero consideration for the feelings of pets I own

@Stinkehund

10 ай бұрын

Yes, dogs are expensive. Pets in general are expensive. If you ever owned or knew someone who owns one, you'd know that.

@VictorHelvete

10 ай бұрын

@@Stinkehund I'd expect some costs when a dog gets older, but other than that? I'm a cat-owner, and she honestly costs us about 25 bucks a month. Fair enough, I am excluding her yearly checkup, which is another 80 or so. 330,- a year, or slightly less than 1,- a day. Surely a dog cant cost that much more!?

@LyreHarper

10 ай бұрын

@@VictorHelveteThen you’re pretty lucky. Between the elastic-eating tabby with digestive issues, the multiple cancer/tumor escapades, the “I never want to eat what you give me”/“GIMMEH FOOD” and the revolving door of dental procedures they’ve all racked up bills into the thousands over the years. Not that I regret having them, but those vet bills can be scary.

First story: If i saw my partner openly staring and gawking at kids i wouldn't stay with this man for another second. The only reason i would stay around for a bit is to get proof of him being a pervert to report and expose him! I'm shaming op a bit as well because why are you second guessing yourself with this man?!

Thanks Rslash. You made me realize if I pay for something, I should use all of it. So I'm going to start using my whole speedometer in my car ❤

So the pregnant story. He died in her arms but he found out he was dead from his coworker? Huh? Obviously fake story

@zhenyazis

10 ай бұрын

IKR

@oliviastevens9156

10 ай бұрын

The OP said she didn't know the CAUSE of death until she learned it from a coworker. That's what the story mentioned, but it's possible it was a mis-narration.

@BeanManolo

10 ай бұрын

I think OP actually mispoke. I think she meant he died on her arms but he found out about HOW he died from the coworker, not that he died Edit: yeah, I looked the original post and OP said she found out HOW he died from his coworker, so yeah rSlash misread it

@deathblade63

10 ай бұрын

Rslash just read it wrong, the post says op found out *how* he died from a co worker, not that he was dead

@myself0510

10 ай бұрын

Idk if it's fake or not, but maybe she found out of what he died from the coworker. As in after the autopsy.

Good morning, day , afternoon and evening! I hope everyone has a wonderful day! 💗

@jordannethaway1937

10 ай бұрын

Morning!!!

Story 2: Did I miss something she said her husband passed away in her arms and she called 911, but then later she said she found out from his co-worker.

@Sylvanos2

10 ай бұрын

Was curious about that myself

rslash reading "i'm boyfriend" in the first story, then reading that in the third story the two were very "toxicated" is peak comedy lmaoo

Story 3: Hang on, I get why your upset at your husband because he cheated on you before and you just can't trust him. But why are you so mad at SIL, I mean I get why but are you certain it wasn't a drunken mistake? I mean if it wasn't then I'm completely with you blocking her, but I'm just saying it seems like you're getting a divorce from your husband because you never really got over him cheating and saw it could happen again.

@detictivecastielmalfoy4220

10 ай бұрын

Being drunk is no excuse for indefinitely. Especially if he has a history

@Darksage5555

10 ай бұрын

The only thing that's weird to me is. She requested he throw out the booze, he did, she requested he get std screened, he did, she requested the blocked contact, he did. Then so quickly she is leaving him. The idea of infidelity bothers me alot, I'm fine with leaving a cheater, but why go through all these hoops, have him comply, then still leave? I feel we missed something big in this story.

@RiveroftheWither

10 ай бұрын

Being drunk isn't an excuse, alcohol loosens your inhibitions, it does not make you do something you don't already want to do. A "drunken mistake" is a sober desire and a piss poor excuse for behavior you later regret.

Goooood morning! Have an amazing day everyone! 😁

the "Make it Hail" bit broke me, i've been making that joke for years, i'm just glad to see someone else using it. the old dog one is easy, you simply say "I'll get rid of you before I get rid of that dog, and if anything happens to the dog, i'm blaming you".... i know the feeling, i have a 16 year old cat and i've had her for over 15 of those years, I would totally John Wick someone if they hurt my cat.

I don’t often ask ill will towards other people… but I hope the last husband gets taken to the cleaners. Hope OP gets a good judge

Bro in the first story there’s a 7 years old age gap in the relationship? I know it’s totally fine and all but it’s a bit sus don’t ya think

@ozenza8832

10 ай бұрын

No a 7 year age gap at 13-17 is very very very weird

@popstel2286

10 ай бұрын

@@ozenza8832 the relationship is 7 years old which means OP and the guy met when they’re 23 and 30 respectively. It’s legal but it’s weird. Also where did you even get 13-17? At no point did I even talk about the kids in the summer camp

Two r/slash mistakes in the first 10 seconds, that’s a rare event. He said « I’m a 30 y/o boyfriend » instead of gf And « they look about 13-7 years old » instead of 13-17 y/o

The dog story: When I met my fiance he had 2 cats, they were already 20 and 24 years old. He was nervous but I immediately told him excitedly to see cats! I could never in my wildest imagination ask someone to get rid of their pets. He had these cats until they were 30 and 35 YEARS old, even the vet had to check the paper work. The second one could have been older sense he was adopted in 1985 and kicked ass until 2021. He was devastated loosing his cat. His only request was I waited to get a dog, he knew I always dreamed of having a dog, because he didn't want one stressing out the cats. I waited, he even tried to apologize how long they lived, I shut that down immediately telling him be a gift of literally having 2 cats live so ling and be loved is something to never apologize for! Yes they cost money when their health failed but that's life! We have 2 dogs and one was adopted at 10 years old because old fur friends deserve love too.

@Starfloofle

10 ай бұрын

WOW. That is amazingly long-lived for a cat. He must have treated those little dudes like absolute royalty. That's honestly *inspiring* in a way. I can only hope that some day we can find a way to let our precious little pals have the human-long lives they deserve.

That last story: sue him for the STD too. Emotional damage. For the AP as well.

Story 1. Lol I'm a 30 year old boyfriend and my 37 year old boyfriend. I love rslashes misspeaks. The kids look to be 13 to 7 years old. Oh man, 2 misspeaks so early on, this is going to be great, will edit if I find more!

Story 2: depending on the country or US state, if she can prove she and her partner had been living together as a couple over 5-7 years, that is legally recognized as a civil union/partnership, and means the partner's family were not entitled to ANY of his stuff, nor were legally his next of kin, so anything they did with his body, OP should have been informed. Here's hoping OP looks this up.

When my Husband and I first started dating he told me his dog was there first and would remain first. My friends thought that was insane and I should break up with him, but really I thought it was cute and showed he had loyalty. We're still together 22yrs later.

Story 4: I’m sorry, but I can’t help but laugh at the image of OP walking out of her apartment and the meth head’s lying down on a bench as he says, “That boy’s not right.”

Story 6: The answer is simple. Op should just open the door and tell the dog to get out. Then go pet their canine companion and give the pupper an extra treat.

@Robin93k

10 ай бұрын

You know, you could have used the correct erminology for a female dog.

Story 2: This should be a lesson to everyone that you need a standing will, even if you feel young. I've had two near-death experiences that left me with various manageable disabilities at 18 and again at 25. My will, as it stands at 35 and was written at 18, gives possession of all my things except childhood photos and some tech to my fiancée, as well as ownership of my animals except for my working SAR K9, who goes to my work partner so he can continue to work. Not that there would be much contention. My only family left alive is my father, and we've been distant for quite awhile.

Studio Ghibli is my jam. Princess Mononoki, Howl's Moving Castle, Spirited Away, My Neighbor Totoro. Good films.

The last story boggles, how are people unaware that marriage is void if they are already married. Lady just admitted that she has a bunk marriage because he can't legally marry her, and what about his false identity? That doubles illegitimacy of that marriage. Also, if he's the cheater, is he responsible for her STD? Does that mean he gave it to his not-legal-wife, too?

Triple Takes?! Oh heck nah boe, throw that man under the jail!

Y'all know that meme that goes 'one year without me or one yesr without the dog'? The dog story literally gives me that vibe for real.

Story 4: Awesome storyteller, 20/10

The gold digger story is hilarious, the OP is such a good writer😂. She should be a comedy writer!

There are ways of dealing with an old ailing pet with a low salary. I had a cat for 18 years, since I was 10. Unfortunately during the end of his life I couldn't afford any expensive vet bills so what I did was make him comfortable. I fed him nice wet food, made sure he had a comfy secluded place, and gave him as much love as he could handle. Eventually he got to a point that it was better off for him to be put down, so I had to look up home euthanasia methods. He died in my arms but he was loved. BTW, 18 is quite old for a cat.

The gold digger story had me in tears by the end of the post, omggg ‘Master splinter and Teenage Mutant Ninja Cockroach’ ✋🏽😭 how are people so creative?!

The way a person treats a loved pet says a lot about them. Don’t be surprised if op comes home one day and puppers is gone.

Dog story: My dog was 16. My new girlfriend came to stay the week with me, and you know how our first night together was spent? 4 hours at the vet because my dog got very sick! That’s how a partner should act, being by your side for hard things as well as good things. She adored my sweet old boy, and never viewed him as a burden. RIP Snowflake

I have no dog, but cats. NO woman would get me to abandon my fur babies!

Story3 If someone is allowed to use being drunk as an excuse to cheat they'll use it. It sounds like op is dealing with things as they come but Bro is in for some heartbreak if he lets this go.

That girlfriend in the dog story surely infuriated me a bit, especially as my family's Great Dane passed away recently. Yeah, our Great Dane was annoying with her barking when literally anything walked by the house, but we never decided on getting rid of her(it is sad when we've gotten so used to that, and now that barking is but a memory).

*rSlash:* "Welcome to r/relationships, where OP's _37_ year-old boyfriend flirts with _13_ year-old girls!" *Next Screen:* "video unavailable" lol Also, lol at "I'm a 30-year-old boyfriend." I mix up my words, too; I just found that funny. Can you tell I'm easily amused? 😛 *Fourth OP:* OP got jokes, lmao. Sounds like she got a wake up call. Best of luck to her.