Never mess with another man's dog

@quit.4238

3 жыл бұрын

i beat ur own comment here lol

@Cutejohn1234

3 жыл бұрын

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

@AlexDrawzCrud

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@davidcampos5718

3 жыл бұрын

I agree with that

@KleoKyzen

3 жыл бұрын

John Wick: *yes*

"they took my dog so i took their kids" seems like a fair trade

@Ishan.khanna

3 жыл бұрын

But dogs are fun

@gamma6495

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ishan.khanna thats why it's a fair trade

@devodeeds

3 жыл бұрын

@@gamma6495 they basically stole her house too

@cmhsky

3 жыл бұрын

I really like my dog. I would do the same thing

@lifehack4110

3 жыл бұрын

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I'm annoyed with the pound, too, in that first story. How quickly did all that go down? 24 hours? And they had to readopt their dog, even with proof of ownership? What poor business practice.

@misslovedog8177

3 жыл бұрын

ikr, dont they usually give it at least a week before the readoption process?

@kaimagnus5760

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, they'd have had legal papers brought against them for "Theft and Distribution of Stolen Property" if they tried that stunt on me.

@sarahjacobs1161

3 жыл бұрын

@@kaimagnus5760 yeah, after what happened to pawn shops where they were selling stolen shit under the tables. I doubt pounds would be able to skate under the law for selling stolen property. So long as animals are treated as "property" pounds cant just sell them, they have to get info on who gave them the pet and let the pet wait a certain amount of time before readoption process. The states have their own laws but most of the time will be similar.

@kaimagnus5760

3 жыл бұрын

@@sarahjacobs1161 The laws in my state are really strict since we were one of the problem areas back then. Even one offence is enough to get your bussness liscense suspended. Permanently depending on the situation.

@joshmuldowney4968

3 жыл бұрын

@@kaimagnus5760 I would be on the run for murder if they tried that stunt on me

I love how the guy weapon used his relatives’ bad parenting against them, without doing any harm to the kids in the process. Those kids had the best Christmas ever. Their parents? “Not so much” is an understatement. 😂

@Kiku91

3 жыл бұрын

Probably like the intent "you think their behavior is acceptable, let's try to give them the tools to prove you wrong"!

@Holychickendinner

3 күн бұрын

*weaponized 😊

Why was nobody in the first story calling the police about the theft and destruction of property? Like, hello? An electrician witnessed that they were stealing.

@uneterostardust8233

3 жыл бұрын

Because they were the kind of "Nice sucker" who doesn't report obvious shit behavior until they go too far. I respect nice people, but being a Respectable and nice person doesn't mean you need to put up with abusive and criminal behavior. Kindness can't go for everyone.

@worse9347

3 жыл бұрын

I would just keep them off the property the best I can and make sure they dont come inside. If they do I'll call the police for breaking an entering

@Stinkehund

3 жыл бұрын

Because they're doormats. I don't even mean that as an insult, it's just that some people have a pathological need to be always on friendly terms with everyone else and never, ever start fights over anything. It's actually quite a common thing to happen to victims of child-abuse when they grow up and live on their own.

@samalvarez8776

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, as soon as the kids started stealing they wouldn't be allowed in my house. If another kid broke my kids skateboard, I would demand payment. This was probably in the 90's. I would have pressed charges on the electricity theft. I'm a nice person. Not a damn doormat. It irritates me they allowed them to act like that so long

@Hanzo1

3 жыл бұрын

This is why I don't like browsing some reddits like Am I the A. people just let people walk over them and then gaslight themselves into thinking they are in the wrong

I would have just given grandma a second card that said, "Dear Grandma, I paid for most of your cruise, but dad forgot to put my name on the card.-Love OP"

For half the first story I was just mentally screaming "Lock. The. Damn. Doors."

@duckyduck1748

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah makes me suspisious if the story is true or not

Life lessons to never forget: 1. Do not mess with the IT guy 2. Do not mess with anyone’s dog

@NinjaTyler

3 жыл бұрын

3. Do not mess with the quiet person in class/ at work.

@thisisanaccountalright

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly 2 can be "don't mess with someone's pet." Any animal hurt will earn wrath.

@jfk7249

3 жыл бұрын

don't mess with a lawyer as well

@cutiekate8

3 жыл бұрын

3. Tree Law

@timothymanuel9197

3 жыл бұрын

4. there is always a loophole to exploit

"Any 8-12 year old kid would love these gifts" *Any 1-99 year old would love these gifts FIFY

@allenhuang7686

3 жыл бұрын

Underated

@dougmarshall1267

3 жыл бұрын

Yep! When I heard that comment, I thought "Hell, *I* would love those gifts!"

@eee5565

3 жыл бұрын

I would have gotten them: Spray paint Cigarette lighters Box cutters Mouse traps Soldering guns

@brysonkuhn3290

3 жыл бұрын

@@eee5565 well the gifts op got were harmless to the children, but would make a giant mess. Fire with spray paint is a disaster waiting to happen

@eee5565

3 жыл бұрын

@@brysonkuhn3290 yeah, but it would have been hilarious. Then op can tell them that he doesn't have to parent their crotch goblins.

( *little brother came back* ) Mom - "So did you see anything suspicious?" Lil bro ( *wiping the blood from his crayon* ) - "Oh...that was a scout mission? Oops"

@simishak9954

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@simishak9954

3 жыл бұрын

Oh yea if I take back my like it will go to 69 likes how bout that

@leonardofusaro6029

3 жыл бұрын

@@norbertoramirez8859 bullying people into suicide isnt really something to joke about my mans

@James-di8is

3 жыл бұрын

@@simishak9954 madlad

@thetester1158

3 жыл бұрын

@@simishak9954 How many times did you like and unlike

"And 8 to 12 year olds would love these gifts" bro im 16 and id love to get a bulk pack of silly string lmaooo

@cheesybarbarian2867

3 жыл бұрын

Same here and I’m 23 LOL

@kaimagnus5760

3 жыл бұрын

I'm almost 30 and I'm STILL not allowed to have silly string again lol

@s4dg

3 жыл бұрын

Da,r fifr ;olr yjsy dyig od gim sd jr;;

@SkylerLinux

3 жыл бұрын

I'm 31, I might not have much use for an Air-horn, but you bet I have a couple of uses.

@mango4723

3 жыл бұрын

Silly string and coal. My dream gifts.

"They took my dog so i took their kids" *~A soul, for a soul*

@Aaron_HD

3 жыл бұрын

Mhm, fair as all things should be.

@yotengo2807

3 жыл бұрын

@@Aaron_HD balanced as the universe should be

@ssumbody6251

3 жыл бұрын

Well yeah, a few crappy kid souls would be worth 1 good boi dog soul.

@zzzaj2016

3 жыл бұрын

you mean a soul for nothing according to the post

@awesomespurr3606

3 жыл бұрын

This video doesn't have enough guns.

I remember the comment from my mother when she was shopping for my nieces and nephews from the place that has mouse ears. She said, "My job as a grandmother is to provide the kids with entertainment and revenge." She bought clackers and silly string.

@RaraZeCat

3 жыл бұрын

That’s one chaotic good/lawfull evil of a mother you have.

@saintguardian3639

3 жыл бұрын

@@RaraZeCat Yeah, she was. She worked as an open wound nurse specialist. She passed away due to tumors.

@RaraZeCat

3 жыл бұрын

@@saintguardian3639 wow I actaully feel sorry for that loss.

@saintguardian3639

3 жыл бұрын

@@RaraZeCat Yeah, I feel it every time I need medical help. She was my go-to person to also talk to openly. So it was hard for me to move on when she passed on. Still miss her but I carry on her legacy of being lawful evil. :P

*Reads title* *Sees thumbnail* Yep sounds like something John Wick would do

@suebrandt3316

3 жыл бұрын

Hello person who has commented on every video on youtube.

@s4dg

3 жыл бұрын

;p; upi vsm trsf yjod

@davem1604

3 жыл бұрын

@@suebrandt3316 I only see about 5 responses in their history? Along with a note that if someone responds negatively it's not them? Might be they have a impersonator?

@qasimalam2574

3 жыл бұрын

Only 3 replies

@SiIIster

3 жыл бұрын

Hee Hee Ho Ho touch my dog off you go!

“They took my dog so I took their kids” Perfectly balanced as all things should be

@andreathompson31

3 жыл бұрын

My parents want grandkids I got a puppers

@personalive2844

3 жыл бұрын

@@andreathompson31 granddogs are better then grandkids anyway 🤷‍♂️

@yotengo2807

3 жыл бұрын

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@andreathompson31

3 жыл бұрын

@@personalive2844 yeah, and besides they can still get anheritance

Christmas is about familyyyyy, Christmas is about the chillllldren....🤔 I'm starting to think these entitled people don't know what Christmas is really all about. Clearly it's about getting what you want but by being underhanded and sneaky about it

@kaimagnus5760

3 жыл бұрын

I always like Germany and Noreway's versions of Christmas. In Germany Krampus beats children with a Thorn Bush and drags them to hell and in Norway Santa (who is a Pirate) has his first mate kidnap bad children and sell them into slavery.

@PoorGoal

3 жыл бұрын

@@kaimagnus5760 In Finland too they say that Santa will bring sticks to bad children. (Also Finnish Santa was originally a goat or a man dressed as a goat and is still called goat in Finnish)

@mrcarter06

3 жыл бұрын

And thats facts

@shreya...007

3 жыл бұрын

Literally saying Christmas is about gifts is less annoying than these entitles people

Whenever they say don't parent my kid you come back at the room with the phrase it seems like you're incapable of doing it

Parents: IM GONNA STEAL YOUR DOG!! OP: *uno reverse cards but with her kids* Parents: *suprised pikachu face*

@jocelynhunt2505

3 жыл бұрын

Me: nah I want de house and de kids.

@sgn5165

3 жыл бұрын

thug life

I’d extend “don’t mess with someone’s dog” to “don’t mess with someone’s pet”. I have two rats, and if anyone tried anything with them, I’d go full John Wick on their ass.

@awesomespurr3606

3 жыл бұрын

Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good.

@CazuBM

2 жыл бұрын

Just like Rosa Diaz "If anything happen to them, I would kill everyone here and then myself"

RSlash: this next post is by Philip Hamilton me: dies of counting to 7

@MAHU_music

3 жыл бұрын

I see you are a person of good taste 💜🙈😂

@Monasaurus_Rex

3 жыл бұрын

Huzzah, a man of culture

@Twinklethefox9022

3 жыл бұрын

I don't get it

@elyseking2566

3 жыл бұрын

@@Twinklethefox9022 In the musical Hamilton, a character named Philip Hamilton dies in a duel because the man he's duelling shoots him at 7, instead of at 10 which is when you're supposed to shoot.

@DestructiveDan1

3 жыл бұрын

@@Twinklethefox9022 you are half a man of culture

First time I read the story about the spoiled brats at Christmas, I could almost hear the air horn blaring as OP and his wife were leaving. I could almost envision them speed-walking to the elevators so they could leave before being chased down by his dad or siblings for giving them such horrible, rotten gifts. The perfect gifts for those kids. Next year I hope it's spray paint, recorders with Disney song books, boxing gloves, and vuvuzelas.

@MaryTheresa1986

3 жыл бұрын

I'm praying for permanent black markers and Baby Shark DVDs. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Who tf leaves their home open and accept that behavior...

@wendy-zarate

3 жыл бұрын

I know. lock your door and do not let them in!

@Shakera...

3 жыл бұрын

They shouldn't be obligated to lock their doors, the kids family should teach them not to be brats and barge into people's home and especially take what's not theirs then proceed to be rotten about it when spoken to

@markanon8914

3 жыл бұрын

@@Shakera... It'll be nice for them to know that it was the neighbour's parenting at fault for all their possessions having been stolen after they left the door open. I'm sure they'll take solace in that fact.

@Silver_wind_1987_

2 жыл бұрын

@@markanon8914 buy a lock and a camera. Little shits break in...we jail for them :D

It's so pleasing to see another human being calling their grandma "Oma".

@Ninjakitsune978

11 ай бұрын

May I introduce you to Germany? We call our grandmas Oma instead of granny.

"Don't parent my kid!" Well, someone has to since you clearly aren't

I was so worried the dog in the first story had been put down! thank goodness she was okay in the end!

Parents: *Attempts to steal OP's dog* OP: "Hippity Hoppity, your kids are now my property."

@duckyduck1748

3 жыл бұрын

Governments property*

"They took my dog, so i took their kids" I can't wait for the next episode! "He took my strawberry, so i took his life" [Joke comment]

@WhiteAsperagus

3 жыл бұрын

l e m o n a d e

@The-Divey

3 жыл бұрын

@@WhiteAsperagus hell yeah!

With the first story, why don't you lock the house?

@hannahappleby5942

3 жыл бұрын

Because it isn't a real story

@chere100

3 жыл бұрын

Some people are stupid like that. Though, I suppose they could have had broken locks.

"They took my dog so I took their kids" This is the law of equivalent exchange.

@trindalas

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly the dog was worth way more considering the story. Poor doggo. Glad they got it back.

The first story reminds me of a nightmare I had with my dog. I can't believe some people are so entitled that they think they own everything.

I have an issue. Your voice is so relaxing that I end up falling asleep. Then I wake up like "ah fakk I missed everything. Gotta rewind and start over". It's a vicious cycle lol stop being so smooth 😂😂

Thank god they got the dog back. I adopted a female 5 year old boxer/lab mix back in the summer. Her name is Baby. She instantly became one of the family and I don't think I could go even a day without her.

It's 8 am. I'm gonna listen to this while I fall asleep. Goodnight.

@moonwatcher9604

3 жыл бұрын

Sleep well

@itzmiggyl2423

3 жыл бұрын

Good night!

@hannahappleby5942

3 жыл бұрын

R/slash has just a soothing voice, I often listen whilst resting

"She took our dog so we took their kids" The Negotiater

That last story was so great. Win, win, lose. OP wins the kids win but the parents lose big time.

@Holychickendinner

3 күн бұрын

Well, I mean the parents were already major losers to begin with, so... 😏

He is a hero. He did a perfect revenge on the innocent tammy's cousins and made my day.

I remember the other John Wick story, can't wait to hear this one

@thesymbiotenation.4552

3 жыл бұрын

At least nobody died in this one...

@jamieklaman3659

3 жыл бұрын

Jane wick

@moistmeathateroffurries8621

3 жыл бұрын

It's probably fake

@thesymbiotenation.4552

3 жыл бұрын

@@moistmeathateroffurries8621 most likely...

@moistmeathateroffurries8621

3 жыл бұрын

@@thesymbiotenation.4552 Sorry it is fake

Neighbor: *Tries to take dog* Op: *Takes kids instead* This is the law of equivalent exchange

The person in the second story needed to take CPS and have those children removed from the home. The person in the first story needed to adopt all three of those children and teach them right from wrong in their lives, as well as had permanently banned the mother and father of the children from ever contacting them in their lives.

That first family was practically a doormat until the neighbours touched their bottomline by stealing the dog

That's like when we bigfoots take campers stuff when they take our peace and quiet by making noise out here in the woods

@kaimagnus5760

3 жыл бұрын

This is why I leave Jack Links Jerky out as offerings.

@redneckturtle9162

3 жыл бұрын

Omeglel

@RaraZeCat

3 жыл бұрын

It’s like the nivilians take our planets so we take their tech and research... and lives.

didn't get a notification to this but i did get this recommend 2 minutes after it was posted so it's basically the same thing

They were DAMN lucky to get their dog back after that because nowadays it's a death sentence calling animal control for that.

“They took my dog, so I took their kids” A Soul for a Soul

Tis fish's birthday! Thank you for uploading every day!

@future8856

3 жыл бұрын

happy birthday fish!

@notasfantasic2954

3 жыл бұрын

im eating your brother right now....my bad

@iwanjinx

3 жыл бұрын

Blow the candles, make a fish

@Masterdudex5

3 жыл бұрын

happy birthday mr fish

@lizaalexeeva7009

3 жыл бұрын

Happy bday fish!!

To those about to comment first: I have a blue shell

@idklol1603

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@AlexDrawzCrud

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@Ishan.khanna

3 жыл бұрын

I've never understood what this meant I've always just thought that those who called them first have this as an insult

@yeetmaster9374

3 жыл бұрын

I kobie a banana before you can use it

@yeetmaster9374

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ishan.khanna its a mario kart refrence

Lol the uncle with the presents story was awesome and totally something I would have done.

That christmas story is also a beautiful bit of Malicious Compliance. "Oh, so I HAVE to buy them present? Your funerals."

Me: give me the kids... Karen 1 week later: GIVE ME *MY* KIDS BACK

I just wanted to say that I love your videos, and I’m glad that you upload daily. Have a nice day!!

I love the way you read the posts you give it so much emotion. Thanks for getting me through the Irish lockdown. God bless you 🌹 🤗 🙏🙏🙏🙏

"Don't parent my kids!" Obviously she's not a parent either! Because she's not parenting the kids herself.

*When they take your dog so you take their kids* *Get Nae Naed*

“She took our dogs so we took her kids” I guess Karen didn’t get the kids this time

2:40 I know how this feels. Rented a nice super cheap unit in a block of units for about 6 years. It was 4 units in a single building. My first neighbors was a three person family that all smoked pot. So there was a constant smell coming from the other side of my wall. One of their sons was also complicit in a break in of my house, which I only found out about it after they moved out to a bigger house. The next one was worse. After he got his power cut off (cause he spent his money on pot instead of bills) he jacked into my side of the power. The units were basically mirrored, so if you took off a power wall socket, you'd see the other unit's connections. He jacked in this way and for about 6 months I lived with double my usual power bill. This was when I was using 'pay-as-you-go' which was essentially a credit system instead of a quarterly bill. This stopped (for a little while) when one of his ex friends ratted him out. Being the nice and sometimes doormat that I am, I let him continue to use it if he paid for half the bill and repaid me the 300 he owed me, instead of reporting him to the police. However for the next 2 years I only got 50 out of him from what he owed. About 6 months into this arrangement he decided he'd cut the connection as he 'couldn't afford it. My bill went back to normal for 2 fortnights before shooting back up. I asked if he jacked into my power but he said no and even showed me where he originally jacked in, showing no equipment. So sadly, without any proof, I couldn't report him. Eventually I moved out but ne never paid the 250 he owed me.

I had the same issue with the dog problem. My neighbor came to take my labrador because he liked her. He has been trying to take her for his own for years. My dad saw it, came out with a shotgun, and pulled the trigger point-blank at the base of his spine. He tried to press charges but lost because the judge saw this as self-defense. God damn the shit-eating grin I had on as we left the courtroom. He is sitting on his porch right now in his permanent wheelchair as I'm typing this right now.

He just nerfed thier stats

"They took my dog so I took their kids" Did anyone else think that something of kidnapping was gonna happen? I pretty much did.

Haha I know if someone stole electricity from my mom and gave her an $800 bill she'd be in jail for assault. If they stole our pets, we'd both be in jail for murder. 🤣

That last story: that was straight up GOLD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

They Took My Dog, So I Took Their Kids ah yes, family friendly fun

Seriously as a dog owner I also would get mad if someone stole my dog.

@RaraZeCat

3 жыл бұрын

I’d let loose my other two (they are hunting dogs, they are good trackers, and well can tear a person apart) and grab the rifle, treat it like a blouaap hunt.

It's my family Christmas tradition is always give the loudest, most obnoxious gifts sold on the market for that year and see the reaction on the parents face when the kids face light up

Luckily, all my siblings are well aware that I don't get gifts for kids, and when I do, it is because I stumbled upon something and was like, "Hey, they'd like that, and it's close to Christmas." All of my nieces and nephews are aware of it too, they don't expect anything from me.... but I'm still one of their favorite aunts. I don't talk to them in a baby voice (like my in laws do) and I treat them as equals. I include them in activities I'm doing and I take them on adventures. Honestly, I think they'd rather have the experience than a toy they'll play with for a month and get sick of.

Too early, so why not comment.

Me: Sees title and thumbnail I didn't know there was another John Wick movie.

If I got those destructive tools for Christmas, I'd be a happy boi

Bro was on his villian arc

Btw 10 people can’t be first

@mariposa9506

3 жыл бұрын

Can 9 people be 2nd?

The second story is possibly the most fake thing I've ever seen

@Stinkehund

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, at least two-thirds of all those stories are fake. And that's me being optimistic, it's probably much more. You gotta treat them like reality TV; try to get enjoyment out of them, but don't fall into the trap of believing that anything about them is real.

@moistmeathateroffurries8621

3 жыл бұрын

@@Stinkehund yeah but the taught of these people painting themselves to be badasses and then drowning in there sweet precious reddit karma is kinda annoying

John Wick, the hero that puppers need and deserve.

Reminds me of My dad's gifts to my cousins. My Aunts would bang on the walls and be extremely loud growing up, so my dad would give their kids the loudest, most obnoxious toys for Christmas.

Oh damn ive never been this early

I've never been this damn early- Goodmorning everyone!

@dartineer4315

3 жыл бұрын

Same man

@abysmalbeat1268

3 жыл бұрын

It's evening for me But good morning to you

@Swift_The_Leapzard

3 жыл бұрын

It's 1 Am for me... So, do i count?

Didn't even finish listening to the first story, but WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THOSE PARENTS WHO LET OTHER CHILDREN INTO THEIR HOUSE AGAINST THEIR OWN CHILDREN WISHES???

Crazy hearing you describe the parents in that first sorry. Sounds exactly like my sister and her boyfriend + their kids

It’s times like this i remind myself that ruining a persons life because they are a genuinely terrible person, is well and truly justified. People that racist or flat out negligent of their own kids need to have to have the cold slap of reality hit.

If some one tutched my Doge without my pro mission they have a minute or 2 to live

@RenAsterion

3 жыл бұрын

A-are you okay...?

I don’t understand how most of these victims are so patient with these situations. Like- I’d call the police or be be filing a restraining order on the second offense or even first offense for most of these. And if someone stole my dog? Ooooooh boy, they’re going to go missing.

"Today we are reading prorevenge where OP goes full John wick mode" oh hell yea! imma watch/listen to the crap!

You should include the titles so we can know if the story is one we’ll want to hear or skip. Just bc by the time you get into the story and we hear what it’s about , some people can already be beyond triggered. I like listening to these stories but unfortunately a lot of topics covered are very triggering to me. I of course never say anything about it, and just skip the story. But on this channel that’s hard to do without titles letting you know what you’re in for. Just a suggestion ! I don’t expect to be catered to personally of course but just bc the other Reddit channels I listen to include the title, i didn’t think it was too out there of a suggestion & figured I’d try🙂

I'm glad that family who stole someone's pet lost their kids.

My heart skipped a beat when OP said "the pound took the dog" because I thought they had euthanized him

The neighbours clearly did not watch John wick got me completely off guard and I was laughing like mad when I heard it.

I just always feel bad when there are stories about entitled kids. One it makes me a bit sad that this is how many people view us. But it also pains me because most of the entitlement isn't the kids fault, it's the parents. The best i can do is hope they grow out of it.

In John Wick's case; never take a dog away from an owner who A). Has nothing left to lose, and B). Was once a contract assassin, known to the Mafia as "The Boogieman".

I like how the kid became Jason borgs and john wick at the same time

Apartment life is the worst when you're neighbour trows a party at 4 am

@Kiku91

3 жыл бұрын

Try having a neighbor who has "rocking parties" from 8pm to 8am. I was too nice and decided to wait until the second time. Same schtick the next week. I called my landlord, who told me that I should just go upstairs and tell them to be quiet. Thankfully, I convinced her to ask them to lower the noise (my ceiling was literally shaking) and their parties are noticeably quieter. Thankfully I'm a heavy sleeper, but that first party was too much. I'm moving in the spring for unrelated reasons.

1:38 lawyers defending robbers lmao

lol that last one should of been under malicious compliance.

Alright, we’re sending 3 John Wicks in with 12 pencils each with a 4th John Wick on standby with 24 pencils.

You left out the best part in the last story. OP didn't have to pay for a steak, the adults didn't make him get gifts for the kids again & later he & his wife cut ties with that side of the family after his dad & oma passed away eventually.

OMG - the Xmas gift is so funny ! Way to go OP !!!

Whenever my uncle was annoyed with a family member he would buy the family member’s kids the noisiest most obnoxious toy he could find for Christmas... Happy Holidays, now you know how annoying you are! RIP Uncle, the pettiest of us all.

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My mum gets my younger cousins the loudest most annoying toys because that's what my uncle did when when I was little, he now understands why my mum hated that little drum set so much.

I'mma write a John Wick esque story, but the dog is the one being a badass and saving his human

Something about giving a kid an airhorn at Christmas amuses me to no end.

The OP of the last story is the best bad uncle I've ever seen. Fuck yeah

Love the story and writing style of the Christmas one! Epic! lol Even my 20 year old would love those gifts, lol!

the X-mas gift story was epic!!! I Love it!

"Don't parent my kid!" "Well somebody has to...."