OP: Those darn thieves stole from me again! [sigh] Guess I'll just have to LITERALLY ELECTROCUTE THEM TO DEATH

@Felixium22_TTV

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a good plan

@jovindsouza3407

3 жыл бұрын

just wanna say you're pretty cool

@user-mh6ev9vg8r

3 жыл бұрын

Hello there

@captain_noodles

3 жыл бұрын

The story might be nuclear revenge level. Maybe.

@robot9749

3 жыл бұрын

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The people saying the power story is murder. No. The guy installed a back up generator to not be inconvenienced by his lack of power, the generator simply did its job and when it detected a loss of power it fired up and gave 6-10 KV of power directly into the mains of the house. These idiots touched it and died.

@supervegito2277

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, shouldnt even count as revenge, since it doesnt seem like that was the intention. Even if it was, its not murder either.

@velvety2006

3 жыл бұрын

basicly a risk of the job, if they had not tried to steal it they woulden't have been electrocuted.

@qdllc

3 жыл бұрын

It would depend on where they tapped in. At least with modern systems, backup generators don’t send power back to the grid…or they shouldn’t. So, would it be murder? Depends on where the thieves tapped in and whether it was supposed to be live when backup power was active. Especially if the backups were improperly wired to serve as a booby trap.

@stevec3526

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, your correct. There was no intention of murdereding anyone. It just ended up that way.

@spiritbx1337

3 жыл бұрын

The thieves could have also just checked to make sure the power was really off. I guess there isn't an OSHA for thieves though.

He was stealing and DRINKING breast milk too!? He was literally stealing food from babies! As a mom I can attest that it can be very difficult to pump enough breast milk for your baby and work a job. I would press charges.

@BonnieHalfElven

3 жыл бұрын

It was just a theory, not proven.

@aquablurekh910

3 жыл бұрын

You damn Right 🔥

@caesar7734

3 жыл бұрын

😋🍼

@stringless_guitar

3 жыл бұрын

@@BonnieHalfElven a game theory

@shakisyaboi991

3 жыл бұрын

@shapeshifter15 😋🍼

Causing a thief to get explosive diarrhea is the best revenge that anyone could do. Bravo! :-)

@DTG4844

3 жыл бұрын

The best revenge is when the thief literally explodes

@mybackcraks

3 жыл бұрын

It's not revenge to the point where they'd be so screwed over afterwards. Its just revenge that makes them feel pain then and there in the weakest yet funniest way ever. *Chef's Kiss*

@avenguard9503

3 жыл бұрын

I always enjoyed the glitter bomb revenges.

@godlynewbie

3 жыл бұрын

the fact he let it loose in front of a bunch of people is even better

@arrivedknight7632

3 жыл бұрын

The only down to this is the poor toilet has to witness it all.

“This guy literally got away with murder.” No, he installed that backup for an unrelated reason, and when the thieves tried to cut the wires again, the generator kicked in because the system treated their tampering as a problem that required it to fire up. OP didn’t kill them, they got themselves killed on his property while OP wasn’t home.

@ventgrey3035

3 жыл бұрын

Hippity Hoppity get off my property

@theauggieboygamer9148

3 жыл бұрын

[insert “no no, he’s got a point meme” here]

@znyxdrØme

3 жыл бұрын

Involuntary Murder??? (Involuntary Manslaughter)

@masathyfirst2563

3 жыл бұрын

@@znyxdrØme you can't write manslaughter without laughter

@znyxdrØme

3 жыл бұрын

@@masathyfirst2563 next -> ex, friend -> end, russia -> sia, me: countless war crimes

*"Employees' lunches are their personal property and the company is not responsible for lost or stolen personal items."* "So what you're saying is that police should be involved to report the theft?"

@ReigoVassal

3 жыл бұрын

"It's not my problem until it's my problem" -HR

@Louis-LeBeau

3 жыл бұрын

@@ReigoVassal lol

@OhSoTiredMan

3 жыл бұрын

@@ReigoVassal Pretty much

@Momo_Kawashima

3 жыл бұрын

Not gonna lie, I would've put a whole pack of the most powerful laxatives I could've found in the lunch, then went to wait in the bathroom to laugh in the face of the thief

@alyx2207

3 жыл бұрын

I would just crush ghost pepper seeds, and use the dust in my next dish, then watch them burn. If that didn’t work, I might just make a bomb that explodes in color with opening the bag.

He didn't murder them. They chose to do something everyone knows is unsafe AND illegal. Karma lit 'em up.

@HasufelyArod

Жыл бұрын

ajajaaj true literally

@beardaquatics9163

Жыл бұрын

It also shows how those guys don't know what they are doing with electricity. Cause work a field where we have had to deal with live lines and you can cut and cap live lines fairly easily.

Um NO!! You can't "murder" someone by having power to your house!! If idiots try to cut live wires and steal cables, then that is on them, it has absolutely nothing to do with the people who want power to their house!!

@chemicalindecisive

3 жыл бұрын

To add onto this, two criteria have to be met to make it murder: 1. It has to be unlawful, and 2. It has to be premeditated.

@GamerGrovyle

3 жыл бұрын

That's like saying I murdered someone because they stole my car and drove it into a concrete wall and dying.

@dereknordberg3099

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, you knowingly have people stealing your wires, and make it so it will always be live... you are obviously going to kill the thieves, which is murder in my book

@Oskanwhitchfather

3 жыл бұрын

@@chemicalindecisive It does not have to be premeditated. Ever hear of a "crime of passion"?

@Oskanwhitchfather

3 жыл бұрын

@@dereknordberg3099 It's a grey area, Derek. Either way, play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Honestly, with the first lunch thief story, I was half expecting the HR employee to be the thief. Most companies *do* have a strict policy about stealing (hostile work environment prevention), so her blowing the problem off was a bit of a red flag.

@RemziCavdar

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I worked for an IT company and there was a lunch thief, but the problem was the CEO was the fucking lunch thief. He made an announcement to the workers not to steal lunches, but right after that day he stole again. After a while everyone got tired of his hypocrisy and BS. Nobody would take him serious anymore and he lost all respect. Some good employees even left the company and he stopped stealing lunches, but that was too late and after a 2 years the company went bankrupt after I left a couple of months ago.

@eddmario

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I was also expecting the HR rep to be the thief. And the way the OP described the vending machine sandwiches I was expecting him to replace his lunch with one of those.

They should be called company resources instead of Human Resources, and yeah there are a lot of HR departments who will blow you off until it starts happening to them, and if their company is big enough sometimes they have their own little private breakroom and then never get affected!!

@alanbiker5838

3 жыл бұрын

Human resources is the most useless department full of people who think they're smarter than everyone else. At least at the large healthcare organization I worked at. We had a female doctor touch a female secretary on the shoulder and asked her to be quieter on the phone. This secretary was in the doctors radiology reading room at the time, making calls. The secretary filed a sexual harassment complaint. Why? Because she was one of those entitled Karens. Two HR people came and gave the entire department a useless lesson in what we could and couldn't do, all the time wearing crap eating grins glued to their faces. We were laughing at them, as they proclaimed their rules of touch. The doctor, who was innocent of any wrongdoing BTW, didn't attend because the doctors weren't employed by the hospital. What a joke.

@SailorMya

3 жыл бұрын

@@alanbiker5838 Wait so the Karen complained to HR to get the doctor in trouble but HR doesn't have any power over the doctor so she just punished herself and others!? Guess she got what she deserved and punished everyone around her too! I hope her coworkers hated her after that for having to sit threw an avoidable meeting!

@InquisitorClock

3 жыл бұрын

@@SailorMya It's validation pageantry. The secretary wasn't being punished by the lesson, she was showing everyone that the institution was on her side, and that made her right. It's a weird social flex, but that's because these people play a completely different social game than the rest of us.

@jakesullivan9179

3 жыл бұрын

@@alanbiker5838 My mom is in HR she hates it because the company she works for somehow attracts many entitled breeds. A manager was complaining to her that they can't get high off of recreational weed at a workplace which happens to be at a fucking airport. They genuinely thought that being high at an airport while working isn't much. Also she hates many of her coworkers because they're snakes like that HR rep. In total do not get into HR, your coworkers are shitty, people treat you like shit because of your snake employees, and if the company is in multiple states you'll have to deal with really confusing laws.

The copper thieves one: I live in Brazil, where that's common too, and we had a lot of thieves also charred by live wires; I wouldn't count it as revenge at all, just karma coming to two idiot thieves.

@michaelterrell

3 жыл бұрын

Suicide by Stupidity!

@stormcry8202

2 жыл бұрын

Elevating the gene-pool by two sweet notches :)

@kolerick

2 жыл бұрын

well, they've been enlightened about the consequences of their wrongdoing...

Wife told me about a problem they had back in the 80's with lunches being stolen out of their break room. She worked at a Hospital in Houston TX as a floor Nurse, and the Residents would steal their lunches out of the Nurses break room, so the wife baked up some "Ex-Lax" Brownies, put the on a tray covered them up and put a sign on them that said "DO NOT EAT" and then went about her shift. Well don't you know, about 4 Residents came down with some very incapacitating sh*ts, so much so that they had to go to the ER... Well, lets just say, no more lunches ever got stolen off that floor ever again... And the moral of the story is...NEVER MESS WITH A NURSE.

@philthytanks4952

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like that may have had an unintended outcome though, who had to clean up if the residents crapped themselves tho? Lol

@turbopokey

3 жыл бұрын

Technically didn’t NEED to be a nurse, but yes, never mess with the nurses.

@velvety2006

3 жыл бұрын

@@turbopokey just like you should not mess with the it guy

@spiritbx1337

3 жыл бұрын

Technically illegal in a lot of places though. Use hot peppers instead, since you can always claim you like things really spicy, but you can't claim you wanted to eat ex-lax brownies.

@drwboy07

3 жыл бұрын

Some states you can't do the spicy either. A while back, a co worker had his wife make him some extra spicy salsa with some ghost peppers that i gave him because someone kept stealing his salsa. Anyways one of the lot porter's ate the salsa got the burns from it and reported it. The funny thing was it was labeled too but didn't matter my coworker and I still got written up for intentionally poisoning another employee and he said we could legally be charged for it a well. I got a write up because there was 2 containers one had my name and the other had my coworkers name on it. We eventually got away with the write up because my coworker knew the owner personally, as far as the lot porter stealing salsa he stopped but he didnt learn his lesson he still would steal peoples food until he got caught stealing from the wrong person.

Here's my lunch story: i worked out side walmart as a cart pusher, they provided bad city water, but i brought my own Gatorade. Soon i discovered someone stole my Gatorade. Everyday i would bring one and it disapears. One day i brought like 10 at once and they were gone not even an hour in. I had enough and got 1 fruit punch and carefully unscrewed the lid to prevent the seal from breaking and poured red hot sauce into it. It was the very last gaterade stolen and didnt have an issue sence.

@brianmcgill1290

3 жыл бұрын

Some miralax would've worked too. The runs from hell.

@aaronchua5085

3 жыл бұрын

you should throw in mentos , you open the drink , throw in a couple of mentos and shake a bit not too hard and when the theif tried to open and drink it , the drink exploded on him or her , staining their work clothes , the thief probably your co worker , manager or even your boss :/ sadly well at least you got your revenge :)

@chosenpillow7451

3 жыл бұрын

Do a cap 2 actually don’t I hate it because the management won’t let us set up so everything is going to the floor

@joefish6700

3 жыл бұрын

When Someone steals my lunch I just stuff it full of the spiciest stuff could find plus a laxative.

@LeannahW

3 жыл бұрын

@Donny D gatorade already has coloring in it. A LOT of it

I wonder how HR would react if OP had responded with "Okay, then I'm calling the police."

thieves be like "you'll never catch me, alive copper!"

@lizzybethclearwater6921

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

@mrnubbones8626

3 жыл бұрын

God damn it this is funny

@robingillespie5357

3 жыл бұрын

I'm sad this didn't get more likes. This pun is awesome.

@paulleckner8235

3 жыл бұрын

That's so funny! Thank you!

@aurorafrost288

3 жыл бұрын

@@robingillespie5357 I'm ashamed I missed the pun initially.

Man, Kyle deserved a lot more than public shame. I wish OP had poisoned the jerk with ghost peppers or pepto pismal. Also that HR lady wasn’t even doing her job! Just simply looking at security cameras would have been able to see the thief entering OP’s desk!

Reminds me of the story a while back when this guy broke into a vacation home and got his neck broken by a bear trap. It isn't murder if they did it to themselves. My dad and I worked on wiring a lot growing up. We NEVER touched a wire without checking it with an Amp meter first, even though we cut the power to the house.

@cecejamesable

3 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah, I remember that story. I know r/slash spoke about it on this platform, but I forgot which video.

@stevec3526

3 жыл бұрын

Where I used to work an electrician thought he killed the power to a 400v line. However, he made the ultimate mistake.

@cnault3244

3 жыл бұрын

In my cabin, I have a vodka bottle filled with gasline antifreeze ( methyl hydrate). The winters here regularly gt to -40 degrees excluding the wind chill, gasline antifreeze is thinking ahead. Not my fault if someone breaks in and steals the vodka bottle.

@PirateShux

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, they were stealing from OP's granddad's shed so he put a bear trap inside and found the body of the thief, head first into it. The only reason they weren't arrested was because the bear trap was inside. Or at least I think that's the story you're talking about

@loganbaxter4685

3 жыл бұрын

@@cnault3244 Why is it in a vodka bottle? Doesn’t the stuff come in containers?

I like how creative people get with Traps when catching lunch Thieves

@cecejamesable

3 жыл бұрын

Anyone can be creative if they get their lunch stolen enough times. Lunch stealers deserve what they get.

@LunaP1

3 жыл бұрын

OP should’ve used sugar free gummy bears. That will destroy anybody’s will to live.😂😂😂😂😂😂

@SDogo

3 жыл бұрын

@@LunaP1 If I remember correctly, you only need a few gummy bears for the main effect... let's say a bag of 100g?

@chaosreaver3597

3 жыл бұрын

There was an awesome story from about 3 years ago on Reddit. The OP hated this guy who would take his lunches, the guy was king of OP's cubicle farm, so never faced consequences. He disliked OP for some reason (OP didn't know why this guy had such a hard on for him). OP had a plan. A nasty nuclear plan. He made "special" lunches just for this guy, loaded with as many chilli peppers and laxatives as possible. All with a note that said "Bio hazard" clearly placed on it. That idiot co-worker took three days to realise that OP had been the one to set his A-Hole on fire and cause him to miss a half day of work every day. The co-worker went to HR, he was not pleased with the results. Remember the bio hazard note? The HR department (who was in OP favour because this douchebag had received dozens of complaints, but was valuable to the company) decided that what OP did wasn't malicious, the co-worker was warned and shouldn't of been stealing other people's food anyway. OP got a job at a different company and was much happier without having to deal with that guy again. Edit: Removed a word.

@cecejamesable

3 жыл бұрын

@@chaosreaver3597 The dude was probably needed someone to pick on since he was so miserable in his own life. Fucker deserved it. If you need to make someone miserable to feel better about yourself, you deserve whatever punishment you get.

Didn't happen to me, but a friend of mine worked as backroom security in a bank. Part of his duties were to disarm / dispose / handle of those used exploding-dye bags that get put with the money during transport etc. Anyway, his lunches started going missing at a certain point and... well you can probably fill in the blanks XD

@forgotenwarfox-9769

3 жыл бұрын

So what you are implying is, your friend swap his lunch with a dye bomb and some thief took that and that person most likely was fired for making a huge mess. I also assume that stuff doesn’t come out easily

@theldrakis

3 жыл бұрын

dont tell me he put one of those dyes in his lunch LOL. now that is what i call caught um red bodied?

@SailorMya

3 жыл бұрын

You use what you have and if the thief was smart he would have known this could happen but he wasn't! LOL

@raypitts4880

3 жыл бұрын

goes everywhere stains for months the more you clean the more it spreads. my dad used to carry lots of money some one stole a bag it was empty next one was loaded we knew where it came from and who pinched it

@murraystewartj

3 жыл бұрын

@@raypitts4880 No experience with dye packs but I do work with highly concentrated industrial dyes. I mean you could drop a box of this powder in a very large lake and make it change color. Get the tiniest amount of this stuff on you and you're wearing it for weeks - washing just spreads it around and total strangers thin you've just, well, robbed a bank.

Looks like the shocked pikachu face was the last face those thieves ever made

@Pulse-da-proot

3 жыл бұрын

take my like and go

@unma5253

3 жыл бұрын

in more ways than one.

@abrahamthebewildered1448

3 жыл бұрын

You sir, win the comments section this time around.

@EverydayJohn931

Жыл бұрын

More like Marv from Home Alone 2

I used to work for an engineering firm. I was in the break room and had a 12 pack of Coke in the fridge that I had bought. The VP of the company walked in, grabbed a Coke, then turned to be and put up his finger to his mouth in a "shush" manner. He never knew they were mine. And it was the last 12 pack I brought in.

@SailorMya

3 жыл бұрын

Wonder what he would have done if you called him out like "You know your shushing the guy who brings those in right?" I get why you didn't for job security reasons but embarrassing the boss would have been worth it to me!

OP: You would think I was picking up a togo bag from a Michelin starred bistro on the way in everyday." Me: If that isn't a good way to say you love your wife's cooking I don't know what is

@elbaresimsdick2602

3 жыл бұрын

I don't know why Rslash cut it out, but the OP was actually split with his wife when he returned to work after covid.

I was a victim of a lunch thief for a while at a time I was earning minimum wage and couldn't afford to buy lunch so I had to only have a meal bar that I could keep in my purse as lunch for a while. They targeted other people then and I heard others in my department complaining their lunch was stolen. That was until my salary was raised and I had a plan. I spoke to the others in my department and we started going out to buy lunch together and were late getting back several times. We decided to split the cost in buying a personal mini-fridge for just us in our department. The boss agreed when we explained that a lunch thief was why we left to get food where traffic would make us late back from lunch. From then on none of us got our lunches stolen for as long as I worked there.

@sourisvoleur4854

3 жыл бұрын

Genius solution!

@DreadEnder

Жыл бұрын

I wonder if it was the boss?

I would've taken Kyle to small claims court. Other people around the office will have noticed Kyle eating gourmand food every day. They'll be able to verify it wasn't just once. So let's say Kyle has done this 20 times. The ingredients and preptime for a meal like that can easily run up in $10-$20 per meal. I don't know if small claims deal in pain and suffering.. But the amount should pretty much be double because of pain and suffering. Working on an empty stomach sucks, working with the mental strain of knowing that somebody is probably going to steal from you isn't great either. $400-$800 sounds fair.

@sheilaclemett4353

3 жыл бұрын

That's gourmet food and you are right about its value. That would have made an interesting case.

@johnphillips2396

2 жыл бұрын

How about a couple of boys setting Kyle with a wired shut jaw ,so he can eat his meals through a straw.

For the wire cutting story. If the thieves were dumb enough to cut into the lines without testing the power then that’s on them. That’s like stealing catalytic converters without testing if the car you jacked up is stable. Not your fault if your transmission died and park isn’t working so the car rolls backwards and kills them.

My old roommates used to continuously steal my food. Especially my fruit. I love fruit so I was ticked. My at the time boyfriend, now husband, helped me put vinegar in my grapes, melons, and anything I got. The roommates then got mad at me for getting “bad fruit” and making them ill. I just asked why they were eating my fruit. It never went missing again.

“The company is not responsible for lost or stolen personal items” Um, you are certainly responsible for stolen personal property! It happened under your watch by someone you paid!

@parnmurasake

3 жыл бұрын

I never understood that way of thinking. Stolen lunch can lead to stolen company secrets

@GamerGrovyle

Жыл бұрын

In that case sounds like one HR employee would suddenly start losing personal items.

All I picture with the powerline story is Home Alone and two dead Sticky Bandits. Kevin grows up, and still years later Marv and Larry still want revenge, and this was the result.

@grizzly_manbanimation8436

Жыл бұрын

Harry

@avenguard9503

Жыл бұрын

@@grizzly_manbanimation8436 correcting a minor mistake on a year old post that nobody will see or care if they do, what a sad little life.

The guy didn’t murder anyone, he just *didnt* cut the power to his house one time. The thieves trespassing and wanting to steal the copper did it to themselves, they could have just quit while they were ahead

One of my best friends had a flatmate who kept stealing (of all things) his cheese and toilet roll at uni. They never found out which flatmate, but every time he bought a new block of cheese, he would lick it and bite the corners off. Disgusting? Yes. Effective? Also yes.

Well... Here in Germany I heard about cases of power lines on railroads being stolen. Sometimes it's cables for signals but in many cases its about people trying to get the f*Ing overhead lines the trains take their electricity from. Sometimes they are successful... But it happens that these thieves BBQ themselves... Either way the track gets closed... Either because they need to install new cables or because they have to deal with the dead/injured thieves.

@caitlynhays720

3 жыл бұрын

Same in Belgium. And if I'm not mistaken, the voltage in Germany is a lot higher than it is over here.

@SailorMya

3 жыл бұрын

Its the thief's gamble and sometimes they loose so blaming someone else for their stupidity is stupid.

@raypitts4880

3 жыл бұрын

15000 dc some times 25000

Challenge completed: Shocking ✅ Electri-fried ✅ Silent Assassin ✅

@parkesc7832

3 жыл бұрын

Next challenge - find out where Jpeg is from

@suzanneanderson582

3 жыл бұрын

I dont think it has the right amount of syllables, but that is poetic, like haiku😁

@pippo17173

3 жыл бұрын

OP is hit man!

@selarom2018

3 жыл бұрын

+2000 EXP +1000 Metal Shards

@grizzly_manbanimation8436

Жыл бұрын

You forgot one Someone could hurt themselves ✅

"Never hire a thief" -Every successful business owner in history.

OP didn’t murder via electricity A couple of thieves played a stupid game, and shockingly, won a stupid prize

lunch thief story: way to tame, this dude has been stealing lunches for months (years?) probably worth hundreds if not thousands of dollars not to mention it meant that the people he stole from had to either starve or buy new food. OP should have gone out and destroyed his car or sabotaged his work or something, if all the punishment he got was that he was revealed as a thief and not getting a promotion then that's just bullshit.

@dubious6718

3 жыл бұрын

Story was way too long and rSlash should have shortened it. Way too much filler that wasn't needed and a boring ending. Its not even Pro revenge

@SailorMya

3 жыл бұрын

Its because nobody thinks of the long term effects/cost when it comes to "small theft" like this. A few people being inconvenienced is just not worth it for HR, but if those people came together and did the math to present the thousands of dollars they are losing by having to buy lunch twice everyday that might make HR perk up a bit. They still wont do anything but to them it is just a little blip till it is added up.

When someone asks you if you boobytrapped your lunch with laxative to catch a thief, just tell them it's illegal for them to make you disclose medical information. They can't prove you're not constipated.

Lunch thief: At my wife's work there was someone stealing lunches. She would thaw out frozen meals at home so would heat faster. about the three weeks of no lunches (my wife works 10 hour days long time with no food). So I got her a small thermal lunch bag she could keep her food close. BUT I got one of my wife frozen meals and thawed it out in the shed for 3 days of hot summer days. so she that one in freg at work. and had hers with her. one person from an earlier shift (the 2 shifts overlap by 4 hours) put it in the microwave and stank up the lunchroom. everyone now knows the thief.

I've gears that food thief story twice before, but you presented it with similar stories from the comments. Fabulously done. I also love that you always follow stories with interesting comments to them, adds an extra touch a lot of other KZread reddit readers don't cover.

I work in HR and while the company may not be legally responsible for employees' personal property, we would absolutely be concerned with having a thief on the payroll, regardless of whose property they were stealing!

"it's not like he set up booby traps with poison darts and bear traps in his yard" I mean... The guy started off the story saying his friend lives in a private jungle. Sounds like a budding bond villain lol

@ReigoVassal

3 жыл бұрын

Nah, those thieves just winning something. Winning Darwin's Award

@american6183

3 жыл бұрын

So where's the story where the guy DOES set up bear traps and poison darts in his yard :)

I love these stories of work lunch thieves who's crimes are viewed as "your problem" and when you solve it, suddenly the thief is the victim. "I'm sorry, but you've made it clear this is not the company's problem, and it will continue to not be the company's problem. You can go piss off while I deal with my problem MY way."

@user-rx9ny4yo2e

3 жыл бұрын

Remembers me of the "No tolerance" policy at school.

@charlesblackwell327

2 жыл бұрын

All the while, Frank Sinatra is playing in the background lol

There is no legal obligation to account for idiots who decide to cut any random wire they can, especially when it normally has power running through it

Every story is the same when it comes to HR: You complain to them, they ignore it, problem baloons out of control, HR responds. The WHOLE IDEA behind HR is to solve problems before they grow, not after they explode.

@thomasjones6216

3 жыл бұрын

THIS, This Right Here!!

@indraservo5764

3 жыл бұрын

No one in corporation is your friend, especially HR

@owfi

3 жыл бұрын

Balloon*

I was really hoping the food lunch thief story would end either with A: Laxatives, B: Ultra-spicy food, or C: The reveal that the HR lady was the culprit the whole time.

When you decide to make your livelihood off illegal means, you need to have full understanding there's risk. I don't feel any more bad for them than I would for someone who, say, tried to rob a barn and was gored to death by the bull living in the field around it.

If I was the HR manager, Kyle the lunch thief would have been paying for everyone's lunch for a couple of weeks or maybe a month as punishment.

The alarm in a lunch is straight out of a kid's book "Dear Mr. Henshaw'. I don't know if that OP ever read it, but it was one of the 'Gold Metal' books in junior high.

@velvety2006

3 жыл бұрын

our cafertia fridge is disgusting, so if I have a lunch I need to put in the fridge I just leave it at hom until lunch time since I live 5 minutes from my work I can easily drop in and grab it lol.

@Heegaherger

3 жыл бұрын

If it works use it.

@bostonrailfan2427

2 жыл бұрын

it’s ripped from there, it’s an old story that’s been retold countless times

What I learned today: If HR won't help you, force them to be involved. They will very quickly begin to care and policy will magically change when they are the ones being affected

Something similar happened here in Hungary, old guy had the vegetables stolen from his garden, so he wired electricity into his metal fence, next time the thief came he got electrocuted and the old guy went to jail.

@geekylad8400

3 жыл бұрын

The hell? Why? Did he walked out to the garden to finish off the bitch themselves

@canislupus6143

3 жыл бұрын

Hence why I do not trust the so-called 'justice' law system

@Kutyaszajszag

3 жыл бұрын

Well it wasn't exactly a taser level shock, it was more like a touch and disintegrate level shock 😅

@hubertnnn

3 жыл бұрын

Its similar to law in Poland. Here some guy went to jail, cose he was building a pond behind the fence (non transparent wooden one) and the thief broke his leg while trying to jump over the fence and fell into the pond hole.

@dubious6718

3 жыл бұрын

Only government are allowed to have electric fences with that much power. The pond however sounds fake.

Man if my HR told me it's personal property n their responsibility - I'd be making police reports

Reminds me of that guy who left a bear trap in his cabin in the woods where the thief got his head (I think) trapped in it and the owner discovering the body when he got back to his cabin.

@SailorMya

3 жыл бұрын

If you watch R/slash's old videos he covers that story it is under one of the pro revenge stories.

3:55 No, actually. They didn't shut the power off, so they were live wires. The backup generator/power supply was in case a power surge happened and killed the normal power to the house.

I’d argue double murder is more like nuclear revenge.

@DarkKnight52365

3 жыл бұрын

well the thiefs were dumb enough to cut electrical wire without checking if it live

@SarahAbramova

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@onelonepotatochip4121

3 жыл бұрын

@@DarkKnight52365 fair enough. There is a fair bit of Darwin Award in that story.

@bloodlos

3 жыл бұрын

I mean. I’m not sure if this would count as murder. It would be an interesting case for sure but if I was the Defense attorney I would argue the fact they were cutting power cables on homes that weren’t there own.

@VRDejaVu

3 жыл бұрын

Nuclear revenge implyes breaking the law. Pro revenge is about using your skills lawfully. i highly doubt that hooking up a secondary power source is a crime, anywhere.

I worked in a store where lunches went missing like this story. When the thief was found he was fired. The Manager's thoughts on it were if he is going to steal from his coworkers and friends than why wouldn't he steal from the company. He tried to get his job back but when the company explained what happened to the State investigators he did not win his case. They looked at it as theft from the store.

The two clowns getting electrocooked is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard 😂

Now I wonder, what is a better solution: croton oil or ghost peppers.

@SarahAbramova

3 жыл бұрын

I say ghost peppers if you know no one likes spicy stuff. Croton oil is a little suspicious while ghost peppers are actually food.

@dubious6718

3 жыл бұрын

Do both.

@Tydorstus

3 жыл бұрын

Why not both

@cecejamesable

3 жыл бұрын

God, can you imagine the effect of both on your intestines?

Thank you so much are r slash, being a brand new dad and having a dog is hard work! But you still post every single day, today you even posted earlier than usual! Thank you so much r slash. I hope everyone has a great day

@chrisb.3353

3 жыл бұрын

I hope you have a great day as well!!

@ridderman555hero2

3 жыл бұрын

A good day to you as well!

@Tarathathe77wookiee

3 жыл бұрын

Have a great day folks!

Thank you for your hard work! You really help me out with working & not being bored while doing it ^-^

@theformer1337agent

3 жыл бұрын

verified with no replys? wtf?

@proCaylak

3 жыл бұрын

@@theformer1337agent the world is quite big, maybe the speciality of this verified thing does not intersect with that of rslash.

@theformer1337agent

3 жыл бұрын

@@proCaylak guess you’re right

@therealthatcatstabe360

3 жыл бұрын

Wait, I didn't expect them to be here

if someone stole my lunch, the next day i would just add laxitives to it

I would probably strangle someone if I found out that he has been stealing my lunch all year round. You can steal anything from me and I would only think that you needed it more than me and forgive but you never ever mess with my food, it is one of the few things that could make me consider murder as an option

@erikrungemadsen2081

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly, do not mess with hangry people.

@cecejamesable

2 жыл бұрын

Food is one of the three main things to never fuck with, the first being money, the third being personal items. Punishment for violation for of any of three can be from vile embarressment to death.

When I saw the title I thought Viewers: Sees title Viewers : We raised you well R/Slash

I would immediately put some ultra hot peppers or some chocolax dessert.

@megarockstar9000

3 жыл бұрын

Chocolax? Like laxatives in a chocolate cake?

@spiritbx1337

3 жыл бұрын

Laxatives might be considered a poison unless properly labeled, so it would be considered a booby trap and nail you prison time. No one can judge you on your extra spicy taste though...

@cecejamesable

3 жыл бұрын

@@megarockstar9000 Chocolax is a chocolate-flavored laxative.

@megarockstar9000

3 жыл бұрын

@@cecejamesable Oooh ok, thank you 👌

Thieves: *Shocked Pikachu face*

Lunch thief's are why I have a lunchbox that has "bio-hazerd" sticker and "human organs for transplant" on it. Its red with a white top so it looks like the real thing at first glance

@charlesblackwell327

2 жыл бұрын

Holy shit dude, that's positively evil!

I found the guy from the first "Lunch thief" story too patient. Strong laxatives is always the answer to me. I take lunch very seriously. My father had a similar story about a lunch thief in kindergarten or whatever. He usually brought sandwiches with extra, delicious fillings that got stolen pretty often. At least until he stopped by the carpentry shop, ate the fillings of his daily sandwitch and stuffed the thing with sawdust. The thief was not happy that day.

Yknow, RSlash, you could say that the story about the thieves was pretty SHOCKING I'll see myself out, thank you everyone Edit: well, I watched through the video and found someone made the same pun. Luckily I have a new one you might find Electrifying. Those thieves must've been real live wires to have not realised that the wires were actually electric

@Tarathathe77wookiee

3 жыл бұрын

I guess they got a real charge out of that.

@MyDogIsYoshi

3 жыл бұрын

Those thieves enjoyed an _electric feel_

@ianmacfarlane1241

3 жыл бұрын

@GameJunkii They will definitely have known that they were dealing with electric power cables, but they'd have cut the main power prior to commencing work. They were killed because of the backup system which they clearly weren't aware of. It's a horrible story.

@r1l426

3 жыл бұрын

@@ianmacfarlane1241 I mean part of me thinks it's murder but on the other hand they should have been more careful. They wouldn't have died if they were wearing protective gear.

@ianmacfarlane1241

3 жыл бұрын

@@r1l426 Not murder - it wasn't a booby trap. I can't imagine that there was any intent and the householder is under no obligation to make their electronic supply safe for thieves. Of course different countries/jurisdictions have different laws. @LegalEagle is a fantastic channel with a great presenter - an American lawyer dealing with American law - he has done two, (I think) videos about burglars and booby traps, and the legal implications of booby trapping your home. He uses actual cases to illustrate legal points - well worth seeking out. I'm not American, so most of it has no relevance but it's still a very good channel.

HR when it wasn't theirs: "It's not Company policy to do anything about lost or stolen lunches!" HR After it's theirs: "You violated company policy by moving my lunch." Basically: They just didn't give two F***s and didn't want to do their F***ing job.

That last one was like the final scene of The Godfather - Michael: This one time I'll let you ask me whether I poisoned the lunch. Katherine: Is it true? Michael: No.

By US law he could have been prosecuted if it can be proven his intention was to kill them, but there's no law about leaving live power on in a house that is left dormant and without being able to prove intent to kill somebody it'd be ruled death by misadventure as they were taking a voluntary risk of cutting potentially live cables in a criminal act and thus nobody is at fault except the thieves themselves. (Even with intent it'd be manslaughter at most not murder as he didn't cause them to be killed he simply set up a scenario in which death could occur.)

@zealotoftheorchard9853

3 жыл бұрын

Kevin from home alone would like you to be their lawyer

@SarahAbramova

3 жыл бұрын

They might not be in the US because they said they live in a 3rd world country. P.S. you can say that the US is 3rd world country, but it's not really seen that way.

@shadovars9477

3 жыл бұрын

@@SarahAbramova by definition it's not a 3rd world country...

@dubious6718

3 жыл бұрын

Easy way to keep cables from being stolen, is to bury them..

@SarahAbramova

3 жыл бұрын

@@shadovars9477 doesn't stop people from calling it that occasionally.

when i read the title i was SHOCKED this wasn't Nuclear Revenge. i do needed a bit satisfaction CURRENTly so these revenge stories were just WATT i needed. i see myself out

@tehdarkswordsman6863

3 жыл бұрын

Reading that was a hair raising experience. After such an electrifying read I need to take a breaker. Wire I'm at it, maybe I'll make myself some lunch.

@GAMEPRODELTA

3 жыл бұрын

To quote Chuck Greene from Dead Rising 2, I saw what you did there.

Im surprised that the theif still had the audacity to be righteous against op after stealing his lunch!

How to be hated by everyone in the office: steal other people's lunches!

yes, 0 dislikes just how it should be

@idk-eh8zb

3 жыл бұрын

69 dislikes now. Should I be happy or sad?

@mrnubbones8626

3 жыл бұрын

@@idk-eh8zb both

@bostonrailfan2427

2 жыл бұрын

that changed when folks realized stories were fake

@malihaider2669

2 жыл бұрын

Now we ain't know

Hey rslash how’s your family!

@rSlash

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty good. The baby has decided that she doesn't like the bottle so feeding has become challenging. Love being a dad though.

@aries_3017

3 жыл бұрын

@@rSlash that sounds nice lol, thanks for getting back to me!

@thegreatstoneddragon9432

3 жыл бұрын

@@rSlash So glad to hear that you're doing well. 😊

Croton Oil guy. "I've been really constipated lately, so I put some in my food so I'd put some laxatives in my food so I wouldn't forget to take them. Guy stole my lunch and now I can't go potty."

The people who tried to steal the cooper I just have to say THATS ALOT OF DAMAGE!

@aurorafrost288

3 жыл бұрын

I think they failed their save vs. electricity.

I had some my telephone wires stolen literally every week. This meant that my family had to be stuck with satellite wifi. I approve their method.

@flynna

3 жыл бұрын

13 cri

Day 130 of telling him he's making everyone day better

@user54363

3 жыл бұрын

:]

@peqnut

3 жыл бұрын

lets make him see it this time! we shall help you jeff foo : D

@kareemmohamed627

3 жыл бұрын

What is the record u want to breake

@chriscarpenter3370

3 жыл бұрын

thanks Jeff!

@Mr.Platinum656

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I can spell

Lunch thieves are the worst. I would make a cat food sandwich as a fake lunch.

Manager: did you poison him. OP: well i certainly didn't do anything to "their" food.

When my husband and I were in Afghanistan the first time back in 2002 it was really hard to get any extra amenities like snacks and drinks, basically your family members had to mail them to you. My mother had sent a bunch of stuff to us like kool aid and lemonade because sometimes you get so sick of plain old water. Well, this national guard unit comes in to replace us and they were doing their on the job training, learning the sectors and the procedures and everything and my husband was in charge of that. They had this old janky fridge in the TOC and he would put a couple of bottles of lemonade in the freezer for later. They then started to disappear, so he told everyone, I’m going to piss in some of the bottles and you won’t know which one, so go ahead and take your chances. They didn’t believe him…. So they drank his piss. Then they had the gall to get upset about it. He warned them, you don’t fuck around with the snacks…lol

At my work, stealing someone's lunch is a firing offense. Literally anything you do, they have to write you up at least 3 times before they can fire you but get caught eating someone else's lunch, and you're out the door, no warnings.

I absolutely adore when lunch thieves get caught!!!😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

I have a lunch thief story as well. This one hails from the third grade in the 1980s. I had a Muppet Babies lunch box that I loved. It was common practice that if you brought your own lunch from home, you kept your lunch box under your desk until it was time to go and eat. During the day, we used to break into different classrooms. There were about three different classrooms in our grade with different teachers and you would go to whatever assigned teacher for math language arts etc. Having my lunch under my desk meant that it was there when somebody else was using my desk from another classroom. Normally, this wouldn't be a big deal. However, one day I went to the lunchroom opened up my lunch only to find most of it gone! The Ziploc bag with my sandwich still had the residue of the peanut butter and jelly that had once been its occupant. The Cheeto bag still had some of the remaining dust and crumbs. Me being the 8-year-old little girl that I was was devastated and started crying. The principal came up and asked me what was wrong and I showed him what had happened. He bought me the school lunch so I wouldn't be hungry. The next time I took a lunch from home, the same thing happened. Someone was violating the sanctity of my Muppet Babies lunch box and I was not happy about it! The teacher had no idea who it was, and didn't seem that interested in finding out either. This left to the resolution of this issue up to me and my devious mother. We hatched a plan. Looking at the lunch menu, we saw that there was a taco Tuesday coming up. Naturally I wanted to eat school lunch that day, because well, tacos. Nevertheless, my mother made me a home lunch but laced everything with cayenne pepper. She had cleared it with my homeroom teacher before doing this. She was fine with us trying to root out the lunch thief. Well, it didn't take too long to figure out who it was. I opened up my lunch box to see if our trap had sprung. Sure enough, there was one bite taken out of the sandwich and a few Cheetos gone. Otherwise, it was untouched! There was a boy who had been asking to go to the drinking fountain and awful lot that class period. It turns out it was this kid who sat in my desk doing one of the exchange classes. He got in trouble for it and he never did it again. The really unfortunate thing about this whole event is that we found out several years later, that the reason he was stealing my lunch was because his mother was abusive and, among the other horrible things she did to him, she wouldn't feed him either. This poor kid would come to school starving and would be tortured by sitting at my desk with my lunch sitting inches away from him. There was so many red flags with his situation, but they were all ignored by our school. I think he was in his early teens before child services got involved. So, if you ever read this Andy, know that I am so sorry, you can have my lunch anytime.

The stories of the lunch thieves remind me of the revenge of the guy who almost kills an admatic thief with ghost peepers infused food.

I guess you could say the story about the cooper thief's was *puts on sunglasses* Extra crispy. *Rock music plays*

I personally didn't have this problem but there was a lunchroom bandit. After hearing about it for weeks (I always went to fast food), I decided to do something about it. You see, I can eat real hot food like roasted habaneros. I went to the local "best wings in the area" place and ordered a full bucket of super atomic wings and explained the bandit to the waitress, she told the cook and the cook added a lot more atomic sauce to my bucket. When I put my UNOPENED bucket in the fridge, I decided to take last lunch to give the bandit time. It didn't smell hot but once you tasted it, you found out. I got my bucket from the fridge and noticed it was already opened, I smiled. I sat down and had my first day's lunch (lasted all week). While cleaning up, I noticed 1 wing in the trash with 1 bite taken out and saw the bite as well. The bandit stopped without us knowing who it was.

Who cuts electrical wiring without rubber handles on their cutters?

@GAMEPRODELTA

3 жыл бұрын

Those thieves apparently.

@gailpippin9761

3 жыл бұрын

You're ta.king a Third World country, here.

@SyahidanIbnMokhtar

3 жыл бұрын

@@gailpippin9761 what is the definition of "third world country" anyways?

@thehumanoddity

3 жыл бұрын

@@SyahidanIbnMokhtar The classical definition is a country that didn't align with any of the two major power blocs during the Cold War, that being either NATO or the Warsaw Pact. Of course this doesn't apply anymore, so now it is just used as a synonym for developing countries.

@SyahidanIbnMokhtar

3 жыл бұрын

@@thehumanoddity i know.... That's why i ask specifically to them, to know what they're talking about. If they go for old definition, it's true that the OP's country which is malaysia, which is also my home country doesn't ally with them both. But, if it's used for 'poor/undeveloped country', it is pretty much wrong. As the OC stated: "Who cuts electrical wiring without rubber handles on their cutters?", Here on malaysia, that would be thieves and drug addicts. So, my question to Gail Pippin was to understand his view and usage of third world country. Thanks anyway for your explanation. Although i might not need it, anybody who didn't understand will catch on.

This is the first video of Rslash that I have watched in about a month

@mr_rfrm7169

3 жыл бұрын

same.

Wow, so many lunch thief stories! Hope that dude enjoyed that chicken satay drizzled with croton oil peanut sauce and breast milk chaser.

At work someone started stealing my bosses Sundrops nearly daily. After a week of this my boss took a half drank Sundrop out of the break room and then came back with a full bottle... I thought maybe he had just gotten a new bottle when I wasn't looking... but no... he filled it back up with his own urine and put it back in the fridge... what took him so long was cleaning the bottle up on the outside so as to not contaminate others foods in the fridge.... later that day I witnessed the theif running from the break room throwing up as he ran... there was some cleaning up in the break room to do, but no more Sundrops were stolen.

@russs7574

3 жыл бұрын

I did that with my Diet Dew at work. Very satisfying when you see it pay off.

RSlash made me chuckle with his "HR Karen" voice after the 1st lunch theft story. 😄

"But wouldn't that result in them dying?" Me: Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. What can I say? They won lol

Gotta love how the narrator can be clearly heard to be smiling as he tells the electrocution story. It's OK, though, I was laughing out loud.

There are few people as universally despised as lunch thieves.

That power cable story reminds me of a buddy of mine who worked on a jobsite in florida which had a temporary power set up fed by some long copper feeders, about a month into a job he got a call that he was lucky he hadn’t been there one morning because they found a shovel halfway through the feeder and a charred crackhead. Horrible smell and one hell of a thing to find at 6 in the morning.

Had a food thief where I worked and I got tired of it, so I had my wife make brownies, I added chocolate Ex-Lax to the mix and put it up high were our kids couldn't get it and took it to work. 3 hours later we had a winner, they couldn't get to the restroom fast enough. And it didn't stop so they had to go home, 4 days later when they came back it was so funny, people would walk up to him and tell him that if their lunch was missing they would hunt him down and make him give up the money to cover the lunch. In 6 months he left.

You blessed us with an early upload today!

Stolen lunch story reminds me of when it happened to my dad. This happened years before I was born. Where he worked had a problem with lunches being stolen. At first, nothing was done. Then, the boss’s lunch got stolen. So the boss swore to fire the thief. This kept going on and on though, as no one came forward. Who would want to? Well one day, my dad was the victim. He had in his lunch some leftover fried chicken, a pepsi, and chips. His then-wife (not my mom; first marriage) wrote my dad’s name VERY clearly on the bag. My dad found his lunch missing, and quickly located the thief. He was out in the open, with my dad’s lunch! My dad confronted the thief loudly, and like an idiot, the thief denied having stolen it. My dad said what exactly was in the lunch, and the thief was caught and fired. Unfortunately, the thief had already eaten the chicken, and all that was left were the chips. My dad was going to eat just that, but the boss gave him some money to buy a sandwich from down the street, along with a longer lunch break. Lesson learned: don’t steal lunches!

The power story reminds me of the story of my mom's childhood home. My mom's family lived in a house with other families. They were poor at the time and it was all they could afford. The windows were not just covered with grills but also electric barbed wire. It was because burglaries are were common. One day, an old man went for a morning stroll when he saw the body of a man tangled in barbed wire who was electrocuted to death. And ever since that day, at least according to my mom, her siblings, and my grandma, paranormal stuff happened and they think it's the ghost of the dude who tried to break in.