i’m actually so mad at that guy who cut down the redwood, i fucking love those trees, they’re so beautiful, and should never ever be cut down unnecessarily

@Abigblueworld

6 ай бұрын

I hate you 6

@Abigblueworld

6 ай бұрын

I will find the 9 people

@Abigblueworld

6 ай бұрын

I will find all the them

@comradewindowsill4253

6 ай бұрын

@@Abigblueworld no you wont

@flaurasaurus

6 ай бұрын

It was one of those situations where the developers couldn’t get permission so they thought they’d try to get forgiven after the fact instead. I love Penllegaer woods, it was a travesty. I’m pretty sure he was prosecuted but I can’t remember what happened with the case. Also, after hearing Robin try to pronounce Swansea, I’m glad he left Penllegaer alone 😂

0:01 Roses are red I've never felt worse Woman claims wind blew drugs into her purse

@daddychannie_97

4 ай бұрын

BRILLIANT LMAO

i always found the "my cat walked on my keyboard" excuse hilarious, because like... my cat walks on my keyboard constantly, and never once has a coherent sentence ever come out of it, and my cats never took me to any websites or anything (i deadass knew someone who swears their cat walked on their keyboard and magically took them to Pornhub...), they mostly just activate keyboard shortcuts or mess up the video i was watching or turn off my computer, and on one occasion sent a line of gibberish in the Zoom chatroom. so, unless your cat is an actual genius, i highly doubt that your cat sent a flirty DM, lol.

@brainyskeletonofdoom7824

6 ай бұрын

I bet a cat wrote this

@wyzolol

6 ай бұрын

ill let a german sheperd write this based on what sounds she makes 😛😛😛😛😛😛😛

@SoooBUwU

6 ай бұрын

@@brainyskeletonofdoom7824 ssshhh, don't let the hooman know i stole his computer!

@seatbelttruck

6 ай бұрын

My cats have taken me to websites... because one key on the keyboard automatically opens a "windows help" site. Seriously hate that key. I accidentally push it while gaming sometimes and it throws everything off.

@reesetube

6 ай бұрын

@@seatbelttruck I used to have problems with that all the time on old pc

To all the narrators, editors and fans, I wish you all a very Happy New Year!

@AsAboveISoBelow

6 ай бұрын

And the same for you, friend!

@karishadkit27

6 ай бұрын

Same goes for you sir🎉🎉

@urbanshadow777

6 ай бұрын

Happy new year my emkay brethren

@EllaUmbrella111

6 ай бұрын

u too

@imliterallymedkit

6 ай бұрын

happy new year mate

1:00 Idk what's sadder, the fact someone is this pathetic or the fact they couldn't even send 2 messages so it actually looked like they sent it to the wrong person..

i think the doordash one was actually a mistake. if it was just normal flirting then yeah, it wouldn't have been. but it seems like they were just texting their significant other who wasn't responding because they were asleep. why on earth would you say "sleep tight beautiful" to an awake stranger?? or say "i take it you're asleep"?? doesn't make sense if it was purposeful

@fundude6127

2 ай бұрын

Yeah I was like Robin calm tf down that’s pretty obviously a mistake and he doesn’t deserve to lose his fucking job

I hate the fact that i did the same thing to a crush when i was 15, the "sorry that was my friend". I still feel ashamed of it

@samueleborn9909

6 ай бұрын

Well you have grown since then, and if your former crush is doing okay then you shouldn’t beat yourself up too much about it

@roseevergreeen6745

6 ай бұрын

Yeah, don’t beat yourself up too much. You find it terrible that you did it in the past and that’s proof you grew! At least you can know it won’t happen again. You’re doing great compared to quite a number of other people!

For the d pic thing, it's a gamble. A lot of guys like get off to it being made fun of, so you might just be adding fuel to the fire. The better way to deal with it is to either ignore it, or report it to law enforcement, or even better yet, his mom. It's a crime to send someone unsolicited material, and he can get fined

@draalttom844

6 ай бұрын

Or you can enjoy the gift

@TheAnnyParker

6 ай бұрын

@@draalttom844 no. I don't enjoy having my consent being violated in any situation

@draalttom844

6 ай бұрын

@@TheAnnyParker you dont need consent for seeing even christians get that one, if seeimg things hurt you pluck your eyes out. Get a grip, grow up, a body isnt sexual its just pretty. All parts.

@draalttom844

6 ай бұрын

@@TheAnnyParker you would need comsent if he was touching or approaching you in person, a text? No

@TheAnnyParker

6 ай бұрын

@@draalttom844 that's verifiably false. Google exists. Please use it instead of pointlessly arguing and embarrassing yourself. Non-consensual sending of nudes is considered a felony, equivalent to exposing oneself in person.

"Oops sent that to the wrong person," in the same message as the "miss-sent" text. Couldn't even do that right.

The guy who "incriminated himself" was doing a thing called "joking", as you can see by the way he set up the excuse. "If you're down then yeah, if not then someone else wrote these messages."

Isn't chopping down a redwood at all illegal? I hope that land developer was fined enough that he can't make any profit off of that development.

fun fact: this video was released a couple minutes ago, so you could not have watched it already.

@maxe624

6 ай бұрын

I watched it on 3x speed

@Captainspark05

6 ай бұрын

KZread only has 2x get caught in 4k ultra hd ​@@maxe624

@Ferrari255GTO

6 ай бұрын

​@@maxe624there's only 2X available

@Captainspark05

6 ай бұрын

And even if you watched it in 2x you posted that comment 10 minutes after the video came out and even watching the video at 2x it would have taken 12 minutes to watch again caught in 4k ultra hd

@Taygen_pope

6 ай бұрын

Nuh uh

Am I the only one who thinks the Doordash one was a geniune mistake? It doesn't have a time gap for the Dasher to think the customer is sleeping, most likely they were talking to someone else and that person stopped responding and the most likely exhausted Dasher accidentally confused the two threads.

@Official_pawn

6 ай бұрын

Yeah, this was definitely an accident

@yomiyuarts

6 ай бұрын

My thought too! I felt like it was genuine and was so confused why he just started ranting abt it 🥲

@imliterallymedkit

6 ай бұрын

I also think its a genuine mistake, they were apologising deeply, being honest and probably just texting while waiting

@Nightfire613

6 ай бұрын

I do think THIS one was a genuine mistake, but Robin does have a point that there are some serious horror stories about DoorDash, GrubHub, and UberEats employees harassing customers

@noobcatcherthetheorists5985

6 ай бұрын

@@yomiyuartsme too actually

I mean, the Doordash person might have been an honest mistake (though it's still messing up). The person that ordered the food was even the last one to respond, and that supposedly accidental message sounded like a message you'd sent for someone that you were talking to and then they suddenly stopped responding. The "oops, wrong person" seems like it was sent right after, too. I don't know, I think I'd deem it plausible enough to be worth the benefit of the doubt.

@mavadelo

6 ай бұрын

Agree. Especially since it is a fairly inoccent comment if made to a GF

@samueleborn9909

6 ай бұрын

“I take it you’re asleep” doesn’t make sense in the context of the DD convo, it seems like it would make sense in a different convo. The customer should of course keep an eye out for other creepy behavior, but it is most likely nothing serious.

@barletproductions

6 ай бұрын

Exactly, that's what I thought! Bro probably just meant to send it to his wife/husband and didn't realize the chat didn't swap right so it sent to the customer not the other person. I feel Robin isnt thinking about what he says anymore or at least not fully

@koljaleffek7290

6 ай бұрын

in addition: without a timestamp we cant even know if he knows how the person looks 🤔

@zetwave

6 ай бұрын

It really just matters when they texted them that: While delivering: Likely accident After delivery: Suspicious

Wanna go eat spinach together? Edit: sorry that was my cosmic double from another universe stealing my phone 😦

Man I hate it when the wind blows and frames me for a crime

@Narin67590

6 ай бұрын

same

You know what I’ve spent years trying to hide but it’s time to finally come out of the bush and say it. I’m that freak, bastard, maniac friend that steals peoples phones and sends disgusting messages! The first time was a funny joke but it just went down hill from there !

@oceconda1176

6 ай бұрын

Oops sorry my cats sent that! I’ve told them to stop writing random comments incriminating me on convient KZread videos 😅

4:47 it’s unlikely but this could be true, people with ADHD tend to hyperfocus and when they do they can easily overwrite. I’ve gone 1000 words over the limit for an assignment before 💀 but the level of detail they put does make me sceptical. And I doubt you wouldn’t notice 14 extra pages.

SVU: Tree Law Unit is gonna have a field day with the redwood killers 😎

@transsnack

6 ай бұрын

I got to that post, and the only thing to pop in my head was "TREE LAW". A 200 year old protected tree is gonna burn a hefty hole in someone's pocket, that's for sure.

@platosbeard3476

6 ай бұрын

@@transsnack the tree law peeps don't mess about!

3:35, before Robin said to "Take a sip of whatever beverage you have every time I say cool", I took a drink and now I'm looking 'round my room to see if he's watching me or something

Nothing is creeper and inappropriate than having someone who has your personal info hit on you. Had a service tech years ago kept calling my house asking for a date. The first time I was polite and said no. After the third time he called and left a message I called his boss. The calls stopped but I wasn't comfortable for a long time knowing he could just show up or start calling again.

The doordash one seems like it could be an actual accident, it does't make much sense otherwise.

That's why you make sure our purse has a zipper so random drugs don't get in 😂

fun fact: humans are living organisms, with the unique ability to breathe

@andrewollmann304

6 ай бұрын

I just….huh? Are you saying only humans breathe? Cuz….that’s not right.

@wyzolol

6 ай бұрын

@@andrewollmann304 yeah ik LOL

@Lego_Trunks460

5 ай бұрын

@@andrewollmann304only humans BREATHE, other organisms just _exist_

@andrewollmann304

5 ай бұрын

@@Lego_Trunks460 Humans may be the only animals that are conscious of their breathing, but all other animals have to breathe too.

@Lego_Trunks460

5 ай бұрын

@@andrewollmann304 *I will breathe on you*

remember when channels that exist for laughs didn't grandstand and lecture?

The sad thing is that when I was younger my bro would actually send stupid emails or instant messages to my friends if I left my computer unattended to go to the bathroom or something. Then no one would believe me when I'd say "that was my brother!" But it actually was, honest!!

8:28 to 8:38 If I ever get a creep message this is what I will say to them word for word 😂 Thank you Robin

Well, at least Robin recognizes the high responsibility of door dash drivers. Now if only he understood the same of teachers.

2:00 actually that specific cereal seems to like going into that shape since they all float to the top and push eachother apart, not saying the post is real but its more likely to happen that you would expect.

happy new year everyone! it's going to get better. it might seem bad right now, it might seem awful. but it will get better. best of luck!

@RainbowFlowerCrow

6 ай бұрын

Same to you too! Happy 2024🥳🎆

Your videos mean so much to me and I hope you and all of the narrators a happy 2024!

There should be a subreddit for legit wrong person messages bc they can be pretty funny. Im pretty sure that uber eats driver was legit too. I mean there was no wait time for her to have fallen asleep, and i know ive sent things to the wrong number before, because i was tired and/or was swapping back anf forth between conversations.

@clyde-or-monty

6 ай бұрын

an online friend once sent "im HUGNBTY", "HUNGRY" and "canbni get a SANDWHCIH" to me before realizing it waz the wrong perzon

Yeah I think the doordash person was actually an accident ☠️

@grillomassi

6 ай бұрын

not criticism, but that's the skull emoji for literal death. the figurative death one is this one: 💀

Robin has very strong opinions on weirdos , we need more gigachads like robin in this world

I wished you all a Happy New Year , enjoy your day . ( if any of you are ever having a bad day just remember that some people in this world somehow managed to get into these situations.)

@Abigblueworld

6 ай бұрын

Me: Says happy new year. Everyone: Shut the FUCK UP!

@tzarg

6 ай бұрын

@@Abigblueworld fr?

@Abigblueworld

6 ай бұрын

frfrfr@@tzarg

I don't know why "yep, there it is!" Was so funny to me but I laughed audibly for like a minute lmao. Glad only my cat is here to judge me XD

the wind blew drugs into my nose i swear officer dumpling

Happy new years to everyone at Emkay!!

How did robin know i had a beverage... who am I kidding I always have a beverage.

the team just be setting robin loose in these subreddits

That last guy, how does he not realize that sending someone else's d pic is even creepier than sending your own? Notice that you fd up, apologize, and don't repeat the mistake with the next person you try to get with.

5:18 my man naming one of the cities in my country like its an ancient Egyptian civilisation.

Dic pics work as a dating tactic in the gay community so much better; but then again most of us are 1) Nice enough to ask eachother first and 2) Have one ready to send back hahahha

I am so glad that I woke up at 5:00 to watch a EmKay video!

@Paper_Jam200

6 ай бұрын

for a sec I forgot time zones exist...

It’s funny because this genuinely happened to me before It was late at night and I had a friend over so I handed her my phone and said you won the bet, so you can text anyone you want for 30 sec.” She proceeds do go straight to my crush’s number and text the most embarrassing and concerning gibberish style texts. I was mortified but looking back it was honestly really funny.

When EmKay posts something, its just a good day. Period. Happy New Year!

@metalcoregrayson

6 ай бұрын

Emkay is part of my daily routine

@irongnugget

6 ай бұрын

@@metalcoregrayson Me too haha

@PaypsAgain

6 ай бұрын

Don't they post daily?

@metalcoregrayson

6 ай бұрын

@@irongnugget they been a part of my routine since like 2021 or whenever they started. I’m so glad they’ve actually grown and still make content. Connects me to my roots lmao.

@irongnugget

6 ай бұрын

@@PaypsAgain I think generally. It just is a fun highlight of the day

5:40 Oh, I'd love to introduce these people to tree law.

9:45 - "and use the word Weenie as much as possible. 🎶 Itsy bitsy teeny weenie, I don't want no cocktail weenie...

I love how many people say that they didn't *mean it* when they actually did.

Wrt contacting a customer, one of the things that I looked about working for uber eats is that the phone number given was a temporary generated number that expired after a certain amount of time

Ok I can actually believe some people sent something to the wrong person because I’ve definitely sent a message to the wrong person lmao

Narrator completely losing it at 8:40 !🤣

I can never tell the difference between some of the voiceover people, the only one I can recognize is lexi

Happy New Year’s Eve EmKay! I’ve watched you for a while tho I’ve only just subbed, I love your videos!

"sorry that was someone else" never works. Even if true.

Happy new year everyone!

happy new years eve guys!

Happy New Year Everyone!

18 pages as final paper is the best joke in the video

I unfortunately had an experience where someone other than me (my mom) really DID post something on my account, because when I was a kid we only had one computer and I was logged onto my Twitter. My mom, who knows LITERALLY NOTHING about technology and didn't even have Twitter, much less understand the concept of individual accounts and that being my account, posted her opinion about something from some show she watched. I don't remember anymore what she had said about it, but whatever it was I remember thinking it was trivial and I shouldn't feel embarrassed about it, but I did. Either way I deleted it the second I saw it and told my mom to NEVER touch Twitter on the computer again without asking me if it was logged into my account. Thankfully it hasn't happened since.

0:01 Okay then... 1) how wide is your open purse? 2) HOW WINDY IS IT WHERE YOU LIVE?? 3) *IS IT COMMON OVER THERE FOR DRUG DEALER TO PITCH DRUGS AT BUYERS?!*

Happy new year to all of emkay!!

The problem with these people is that because of them when I send stuff to the wrong person for real I have no defense

I'm starting to think that the best way to keep bad and/or annoying people at bay would be to say something crazy, then apologize as if it was on accident, and get blocked. It's not an orthodox method, but it seems to work.

8:57 💀 OMG that shit was hilarious!

One does not just "accidently" cut down a redwood, have you seen the size of those trees man up , you saw the tree, removed it and got backlash , now apologize and replant it. The correct way.

Oops my phone slipped out of my pocket and a Pterodactyl swooped in and caught it and liked the video and subscribed to EmKay oh nooooo

robin really went on a 4 minute rant over a guy who made a genuine mistake

"Swan-Sayar" You boyo's never sounded so exotic! 😂😂 Its pronounced SWAN- ZEE

Robin: * sees Swansea * Robin: * says Swansayuh *

1:25 As somebody wil little siblings, there is a larhe possibility this is true

the piano one is probly real imo. little siblings are like that

I never sent an oops text but did oops other things when I used to have sleeping problems and would fall asleep while using my phone. I have accidentally shared posts and even friend requested strangers on Facebook.

to be fair some of these are well within the possibility of wrong person texts. everything else is hard to believe but wrong person is believable. it happens

8:29 robin acting like his usual self accidentally

5:23 tree law tree law TREE LAW TREE LAW

2:21 the stupidity 💀

Happy new year lads!!

half of these are mild cringe and i love it

If Robin is reading this, at 5:20, it’s Swan-see

9:44 Also saw someone who suggested that you should circle a random part of it in red and then reply "WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE THAT???!!" with little to elaboration.

Happy new year for y’all and me in a few hours!

2:09 GOT ME DEAD

8:26 Robin are you okay?

🥺👉👈 Irs when I forgor to pay taxes

happy new year guys

10:00 I would recommend anyone to just go "huh", and then "that's all?"

I didn't known this is a sub and this is gold

I'd love to see a video where someone looks at posts on this sub and rates them out of 10 based on how believable they are.

@DitzyNizzy2009

6 ай бұрын

Most of them, though, are going to be towards the unbelievable (and not in a good way) end of the scale.

I like these but they do make me nervous that ill accidentally send one of my art refs to someone some day and end up on here.

2:04 this is easily my favourite part of the video, 10/10

1:10 they said they sent it to the wrong person in the same text. Naw this goofy

5:46 what fo they mean REPLICA?! They know what tree type it is!

18:07 i did not expect that lol

So, when I was in high school, back when cell phones didn’t have passwords, I had someone take my phone and text people without my knowledge. Some of the people I didn’t even know their numbers…and to this day, even with a password on my phone, I never let anyone touch my phone.

HAPPY NEW YEARS (EVE)

"Intrusive Thoughts Winning" the subreddit.

Happy new year to you guys

If someone sends you an unsolicited eggplant pic, send one back. Not yours. Google d pics and send a random one! Look for one bigger than the one sent to you for the cherry on top

Then: Oh I'm so sorry that was my friend 😅 Me: Well your 'friend' just screwed this up for you, bye.