It's like what they say: "Revenge is a dish best served with murder"

@Balancatraca

4 жыл бұрын

nice vids !

@brandonhughes4571

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah he got what he deserved I think

@swdemerchant4564

4 жыл бұрын

rSlash could I get a shoutout

@doc_v6121

4 жыл бұрын

Looks like you were the first

@aidencairns2200

4 жыл бұрын

With a pinch of radiation.

"Just don't send him to the hospital, okay?". Hearing him agree to that made me think he's going to send him to the morgue instead.

@Parrapette

4 жыл бұрын

If that were the case, it would fit right in in r/maliciouscompliance lmao

@SweeterGull

4 жыл бұрын

lexi graham and r/supernova revenge

@MusicLoverx3

4 жыл бұрын

FFXIV PLAYER! HI!

@dragonlancemarty

4 жыл бұрын

Am I the only one who thought when horse couldn't get a skunk into their car made a sad puppy face and gave up on that idea.

@CYB3Redux

4 жыл бұрын

oh god

Nice guy: “you guys are my best friends.” Horse: “roses are red violets are blue. I’d sacrifice 1,000 souls for you”

@pane0_018

3 жыл бұрын

*red

@emberproductions8841

3 жыл бұрын

No no, for Horse would be more like: “Roses are blue, Violets are red. Fuck with my friend and ya’ll end up dead.”

@moony2543

3 жыл бұрын

@@emberproductions8841 fact, he missed a lot of school so imagine learning your colors. no fuck learning time to murder some shitheads

@theconspiracytheorists2719

3 жыл бұрын

I can imagine him being a legend and thugs who hear the mere mention of his name cower in fear he's basically the high school doom slayer

@osiristheexile5457

3 жыл бұрын

@@theconspiracytheorists2719 “...But there is one they fear. In their tongue he is Dovahkiin; Dragonborn!”

Someone: Messes with Horse's friend. Horse: "God can't help you now."

@butterytomatoes747

3 жыл бұрын

one day someone who wronged one of horse’s friends is gonna wake up and hear “i want to play a game”

@genericname8749

3 жыл бұрын

@@butterytomatoes747 Nah Nah, it’ll be more like them waking up tied, in front of them Horse wearing a horse mask, as he uses a tape recorder to say “Do you know what time it is?”

@Marshyfluf

3 жыл бұрын

Horse: "God may forgive, but I don't"

@Crackpotshot

3 жыл бұрын

“Where’s your god now”

@TheDarkLink7

2 жыл бұрын

*And you will do nothing cause you can do nothing*

Horse: He protecc He atacc But most importantly He has a goat

@quetzaly1640

3 жыл бұрын

Or a pig!

@TheKingOfSoup

3 жыл бұрын

You idiots, he OBVIOUSLY has a mule.

@gabrielabatista6016

3 жыл бұрын

... I thought it was a capybara

@skysnow2389

3 жыл бұрын

In all honesty... I wouldn't be surprised if that animal was an *actual freakin horse*.... Which is probably why OP referred to him as "Horse" xD

@TheKingOfSoup

3 жыл бұрын

@@skysnow2389 r/whooosh

Some Students: _Steals stuff from Horse's Friend_ Horse: " So you've chosen...death."

@Onyxthefem

4 жыл бұрын

Daniel P. “YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW”

@blacklisted9733

4 жыл бұрын

@@Onyxthefem i am the law

@hudsongraham2884

4 жыл бұрын

@@blacklisted9733 Does that mean Daniel.P Violated you

@blacklisted9733

4 жыл бұрын

@@hudsongraham2884 now that i think about it.

@blacklisted9733

4 жыл бұрын

DANIEL P. YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW, GO TO GULAG.

*Horse reading the comment section:* _They love me._

@hallowed845

3 жыл бұрын

Just want to let you know I love this comment

@rizcore

3 жыл бұрын

And we do love him! 😂👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

@catwithagun7410

3 жыл бұрын

No we didn't love him WE WORSHIP HIM

@ball5255

3 жыл бұрын

@@catwithagun7410 horse religion

@Froggers.

3 жыл бұрын

@@catwithagun7410 we could make a religion out of this

"Abuser gets murder" And nothing of value was lost

@memeking7273

3 жыл бұрын

@young Link true but I mean it as the Abuser lost everything and nobody is gonna give a shit.

@ChaosEater39

Жыл бұрын

I got this comment to 69 likes.

@FletcherWilbury

Жыл бұрын

@@ChaosEater39 nice

@ChaosEater39

Жыл бұрын

@@FletcherWilbury nice.

@LAOCHPadre

Жыл бұрын

@@ChaosEater39 nice

Bullies: *Steal from Nice Dude* Bullies: *hears slowly intensifying megalovania in the distance* Horse: *crawling out of the gates of hell* Nay nay bitch~.

@charliefinnmichael4770

3 жыл бұрын

"Nay nay bitch~" aw man can I use that. I'm wheezing😂

@lowresslugcat

Жыл бұрын

​@@charliefinnmichael4770NAE NAE, MOTHERFUCKER! lol just thought of that

@thefairybug40

10 ай бұрын

This comment is the purest of gold!

“I have an army.” “We have Horse.”

@phantomwarrior2978

4 жыл бұрын

And I have a cast-iron skillet

@AJDaniels5298

4 жыл бұрын

I have the power of God AND anime on *my* side!

@totalhufflepuff203

4 жыл бұрын

I love your profile pic.

@low-keydrama1260

4 жыл бұрын

TotalHufflepuff aww thanks

@totalhufflepuff203

4 жыл бұрын

@@low-keydrama1260 Np. :)

*"Lord of the Flies themselves out of the gene pool"* easily my favorite phrase in this story

@I_am_always_correct

3 жыл бұрын

Especially because of just how close we came to that actually happening, thanks to Horse

@manictiger

3 жыл бұрын

I just imagine a ghetto school hallway with graffiti all over it and a boulder rolling down it with a kid running frantically away from it.

@ASH4Ix

3 жыл бұрын

@@manictiger That’s Indiana Jones

@manictiger

3 жыл бұрын

@@ASH4Ix Iirc, they kill a kid with a boulder in Lord of the Flies.

@ASH4Ix

3 жыл бұрын

@@manictiger they kill him by dropping a rock on his head, not by rolling it toward him

Security: “Just don’t send them to the hospital, ok?” Horse: “They won’t have time to get there.”

@lunalovegoodsshoes3077

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Askial_Osial

2 жыл бұрын

He'll send them to the fucking morgue

@petemadrona2252

Жыл бұрын

"Where I'm sending him, they're gonna have to put him back together like a jigsaw puzzle"

@Choco____1

Жыл бұрын

@@petemadrona2252 "They're gonna have to glue you back together in hell!"

Horse is the purest embodiment of DnD's Chaotic Good Barbarian. Low int and wisdom score, but high strength, dexterity, possibly charisma. He's impulsive, doesn't like rules and will go out of his way not to abide by them but is always ready and willing to use his chaotic energy for the sake of common good and those he cares about. What a legend. I hope he's doing well wherever he is now.

@jessejasso884

9 ай бұрын

Ya got likes

.......this "Horse" sounds like a nice guy who you would treat to a beer....

@SophieKennedy-ze9ji

4 жыл бұрын

And Its a no brainer if you DONT take him to a drink he'll scrap

@mrnubbones8626

4 жыл бұрын

maybe a few if you want him to get even with some one

@Ren_He-They

4 жыл бұрын

More the just beer

@cavnorxyz2094

4 жыл бұрын

I'll drink to that

@sbn2306

3 жыл бұрын

666 like yea

Say what you want about Horse, but we can all agree on his greatest trait: His loyalty towards his friends

@sirscribbles3937

3 жыл бұрын

Yes very Loyal.

@lowit9875

3 жыл бұрын

69 likes, noice

@wrath4452

3 жыл бұрын

And his love of his pet goat or pig.

@rizcore

3 жыл бұрын

YESSIR!

@zlatanskrijelj6745

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

Horse: I exist Hulk,Satan,and hitler: Cries intensively

@HasufelyArod

3 жыл бұрын

Pol Pot starts to shiver and sweat cold in hell. King Leopold begins to question his life choices And even Stalin himself starts raising his eyebrows in worry just like he foolishly invadwd Finland

@bloodraven6250

2 жыл бұрын

@@HasufelyArod question:whos pol pot?

@HasufelyArod

2 жыл бұрын

@@bloodraven6250 Pol Pot, Cambodian dictator

@SunnyBoltz

2 жыл бұрын

Jeffree Dahmer: **grabs the holy cross**

@deadmemes21

2 жыл бұрын

Meanwhile Vlad The Impaler: [stops impaling Ottomans]

Underling: Sir, they refuse to comply... Me: Release the Horse.

@Hessonite_Dragon_Helen

2 жыл бұрын

A-are you sure Sargent Shoyro? The Horse is usually our last resort- If you order us to release the Horse sir, we will. But there will be so much blood...

@cyanideytandcuriousseadogg4160

2 жыл бұрын

@@Hessonite_Dragon_Helen OH NO THERE WILL BE BLOOD SHED

@Shoyro

2 жыл бұрын

@@Hessonite_Dragon_Helen I'm sure. They are fools. *FOOLS!* We must bring them back to the light, as they are stupid!

@FlatEarthKiller

Жыл бұрын

@@Hessonite_Dragon_Helen Shoryo: I dont give a fuck, just do it! Underling: Fine… *Horse Released*

ND: *Gets bullied* Horse: *Giorno's Theme intensifies*

@jadeuwu9860

3 жыл бұрын

"I, Horse-kun, has a dream"

@RaraZeCat

3 жыл бұрын

Nonono... all villain themes merged intensify

@charizardsniper5064

3 жыл бұрын

Vegeta when Beerus is hit bulma(but wins) haha

@purgemikey3287

3 жыл бұрын

Every single time I see a JoJo reference on a comment I will like that comment also ngl I thought it was funny

@kitdoesstufflmao

3 жыл бұрын

@@charizardsniper5064 yes Vegeta will kill you if you touch his bulma

Granddaughter: "Grandma what is the key to a long lasting marriage?" Grandmother: a cast iron pan sweetheart, a cast iron pan

@jakrordisreynolds8930

4 жыл бұрын

Keep his stomach full and his balls empty.

@degcookie

4 жыл бұрын

I mean, it worked in Tangled.

@juliapaolella720

4 жыл бұрын

DeGcookie Flynn Ryder: Alone at last. Rapunzel: I’m about to ruin this man’s career. 🍳

@smorphous8928

4 жыл бұрын

Danny van der Heide lol😂😂😂

@skytrembles6792

4 жыл бұрын

Can’t be a skunk, he didn’t know where to get one

When I hear what Horse did, I imagine Karma from Assassination Classroom doing all that since yea.

@schizophwenia

3 жыл бұрын

aaaa i love assassination classroom^__^

@micajones3169

3 жыл бұрын

Yes especially all the kinda torture kinda harassment part reminds me of him putting wasabi up the nose right? In s2 lol

@subratanandy2142

3 жыл бұрын

Really ...its right up his alley . To top that , he is a high iq guy ...he would have made rest of their lives hell as well yet get away with it by scoring a top .

@midnight4679

3 жыл бұрын

Yesss

@MAFIAMONGOOSE

2 жыл бұрын

Ah yeah that does remind me of him

I hope Horse is happy wherever he is. Dude's loyalty is legendary- 👏 👏👏

Horse is the very definition of *"Florida man"*

@TJ-hg6op

3 жыл бұрын

He acts like a villain but does the right thing. Horse is chaotic good.

@theconspiracytheorists2719

3 жыл бұрын

He's doom slayer

@cowking2870

3 жыл бұрын

GrayStillPlays intensifies.

@animeotaku307

2 жыл бұрын

@@TJ-hg6op I’d say more chaotic neutral. He does what he wants, but messing with his friend is going too far.

@Melvin_Master_of_Rainbows

Жыл бұрын

Nah, Florida Man is still at the mercy of his own chaos. Horse is the MASTER of his chaos.

Abuser: *Exists* OP: *"So, you have chosen, Death."*

@Cosmic_end

4 жыл бұрын

Lucas Gawor OP is the name of the person that made the story

@juice2467

4 жыл бұрын

It stands for "Original Post(er)"

@zachtrost6855

4 жыл бұрын

I knew that OP meant the person who posted, now I know it is “original poster”. Thanks.

@pranavghantasala6808

4 жыл бұрын

More like: Abuser: *exists* OP: I'm about to end this man's whole career Abuser: *gets sent to prison and killed* OP: Well that escalated quickly

@TKUA11

4 жыл бұрын

Dino Dracko murder is not a proportional response , we don’t live in the dark ages anymore. Grow up

4:05 I LOVE HOW THEY SAY _SIC HORSE_ LIKE HE’S A GODDAMN ATTACK ANIMAL

on the second story: "let's call this douchebag Tyler" me: *sad noise*

@diavolo4451

3 жыл бұрын

Wow a comment thats not about horse

@goofgoobernicus

3 жыл бұрын

@@diavolo4451 yeah ikr

@diavolo4451

3 жыл бұрын

@@goofgoobernicus why u gey

@calculator4482

2 жыл бұрын

@@diavolo4451 social credit +9000

ND: *gets bullied* Horse to the bullies: *"So you have chosen death?"*

@panda-wd1qx

4 жыл бұрын

Ty that made me cackle

@ThePinkRubber

4 жыл бұрын

Should be Bullies : bullied ND Horse : so you have chosen death? Cause if you put it like that, it kinda sounded like horse was saying that to ND

@Wa2te0fSpAce

4 жыл бұрын

And it isn't a question

@colonyofe7969

3 жыл бұрын

*Literally*

@NormalCardBoardBoxes

3 жыл бұрын

Horse-“(Loads shotgun) Shame.....”

Not all heroes wear capes. Some go by the nickname “Horse”

@ninyukko6622

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@yelyahfan88x94

4 жыл бұрын

I honestly thought he was going to be the bad guy of this story but I loved the reverse uno of it all

@troublemonkey1_626

4 жыл бұрын

Whole horse

@ArtisticDemonet

4 жыл бұрын

Guess you can say he is bucking insane

@0Onyx13

4 жыл бұрын

Not all horses wear capes.

“This dude was nice he shared his money and WEED with his friends”

Voldemort: I have a giant army!!! Harry and his friends: We have our noses.

@mrnubbones8626

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@Silver_wind_1987_

3 жыл бұрын

Oh for the love of fucking hades. HE HAS A NOSE DAMMIT snakes HAVE NOSES the two vents on Vs face IS HIS NOSE that's how he breathes. Infact I'm surprised he didn't EAT worm tail.... rats are apart of a snakes diet.

@thehipsterhamster1929

2 жыл бұрын

Agree

*Dude steals stuff from Horse's friend* "Why do I hear boss music now?" OP was right, Horse is decidedly the dude you want as a friend, not an enemy.

@Anagh1701

3 жыл бұрын

He is the best if friends and the worst enemy you will face.

When he said “and then horse brought bolt cutters into school.” I thought this this story was about to take a really dark turn

@beckyhartley9502

4 жыл бұрын

I've seen literal Horse (ironic) castration tools from working at a Veterinary Surgery, that's where I thought it was going.

@TaiNatsu

4 жыл бұрын

Me too! I've already imagined rolling fingers

@amypena1342

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@matthewscribner755

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@ApocalypticAnarchy01

4 жыл бұрын

okay but horse probably thought at least once “maybe i can rip off their fingers? or would they bleed out and die on me like the cowards that they are”

I had A distant aunt that used to get beat by her husband. Then she finally got fed up and beat him with the cast iron fry pan. That stop that.

First story I ever heard where being a bully was justified. Good on you Horse. Your loyalty is legendary!

Okay but I am living for the Misdventures of Horse and Mantis. They'd make an excellent vigilante duo.

@SeanStrife

4 жыл бұрын

That is a sitcom waiting to happen... or at the very least new characters for It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia.

@mathewhammer4922

3 жыл бұрын

Let's hope those 2 don't wear black spandex and have masks

@hydrastuff8029

3 жыл бұрын

Yea, but like a Red Hood and the Outlaws type of show

@khaotictrash

Жыл бұрын

They’d be awesome partners in crime, they remind me of two friends I had in middle school who were a very chaotic duo

@leedaniel365

Жыл бұрын

Eheh… permission to draw a webcomic? -chaotic potato with artblock

Literally: "Call an ambulance! But not for me." Lmfao that was a good plot twist

@s0ouyspi

3 жыл бұрын

I want Mrs. Smith to be my grandma

@PeytonMartell

3 жыл бұрын

i lowkey thought that the paramedics were straight assholes laughing about Mrs. Smith😭, i laughed so hard at her husband getting his fucking ass beat😂

Not gonna lie but I was really confused on the last story when the paramedics were laughing when they were reading off the injuries. But then when it was said that the husband was the one who was injured this time I was like “so they were laughing at the irony? Absolutely brilliant”. It’s nice to see that the lady had some patience before she decided to flip it around on her husband to show him how it feels.

0:56 Really felt that nice guy when he said shares his weed. You know he’s a real one.

@jasondyrkacz8270

3 жыл бұрын

Share weed with me and play video games? Robbing you is the last thing on my mind.

Damn Horse is such a good guy, like he *really* cares about his friends lmao

@Anagh1701

3 жыл бұрын

That is the friend boys are.

@chaosreaver3597

3 жыл бұрын

"Surprise mother[expletive]", Horse was the tactical nuke. You mess with a guy like that. They will spend every second they have trying to find a new way to ruin you. I can't say Horse was a bad guy. He unleashed himself on thieves. They definitely had it coming.

@observingrogue7652

2 жыл бұрын

You just made me realize he is r/chaoticgood.

@someghosthunter

2 жыл бұрын

I had a friend like that, she would beat the absolute shit out of anyone who bullied me. She got transferred for beating up a jerk who told her to fuck herself. Miss you Liz

@gamestertime598

2 жыл бұрын

@@someghosthunter she probably was picking beef for that person to say that

"Horse" is the type of guy who cares about his friends even going beyond sanity just to do something for them

@kratosboy5557

Жыл бұрын

A true bro

Horse: Who did it? Girls in school: Omegod! He’s so hawt!

@matikashu6033

3 жыл бұрын

Boys in school: *sending quick prayer* (even if the people who terrorized ND, probably deserve it)

@cowking2870

3 жыл бұрын

69 likes. You have reached peak, especially on this sort of comment.

Friend: gets things stolen Horse: "Rip and Tear...until it is done..."

I'm just gonna casually point out " Lord of the Flies themselves out of the gene pool." Made me laugh. Way more then it should.

@wubzy7696

4 жыл бұрын

Nice profile pic

@oakenshadow6763

4 жыл бұрын

Same, Ivysaur!

@awilddon.8570

4 жыл бұрын

Kill the beast!

@noahmiddleton2427

4 жыл бұрын

I watched lord of the flies in my class (in black and white)

@tbeedi

4 жыл бұрын

It's such a mood tho

Any "man" that beats his spouse is NOT a man. He is an animal.

@sirilundgren

4 жыл бұрын

You think animals would ever do domestic abuse? Lmao

@comradedima9791

4 жыл бұрын

*monster

@lethfuil

4 жыл бұрын

What do you have against animals?

@firefighter_mike1445

4 жыл бұрын

Same goes for women

@lethfuil

4 жыл бұрын

"Any woman that beats her spouse is NOT a man?" I mean, yeah, but.....

RSLASH: *tells the first story* Me: uuh erm..eeek yeah I guess I would be his friend too? I would get a lot of revenge if something happened 😅😅 RSLASH: same here! lulz

10:40 Correction, pigs are omnivorous and will eat meat if you give them it.

@hydrastuff8029

3 жыл бұрын

Blood for the blood god

@TheAttacker732

3 жыл бұрын

They're even cannibalistic.

@Askial_Osial

3 жыл бұрын

@@hydrastuff8029 yes

@susangrande8142

9 ай бұрын

Pigs will eat people, too. That’s why pig farmers keep the pigs in small pens-so the farmers can get out quickly if a pig/hog attacks them. And pigs are smart.

"I'm assinging you extra work!" "I'm not going to do it." "You better!" "What are you gonna do, assign me more work?"

@excaliburofgachagames9241

4 жыл бұрын

Schools:"Yes" Me:"You dont get it"

@lillyuwu4054

4 жыл бұрын

It’s a loophole

@Nerobyrne

4 жыл бұрын

@@excaliburofgachagames9241 a guy I knew graduated elementary school with over 200 pages of words he had to write. Guess what he never did.

@excaliburofgachagames9241

4 жыл бұрын

@@Nerobyrne he never wrote those 200 pages cause who does that in elementary school.

@h2oh256

4 жыл бұрын

I shouldn't have said that, I should not have said that

This ''horse'' dude is a damn legend, litteraly the best friend one could have

Horse reading this post realizing they didn’t return everything time to resume the fun

Kid: “steals 2 games” Horse: so you have chosen.... *death*

6:07 "what's the worst he could do" Horse: *So you have chosen death.*

HD: Who did it? Me: I already like this guy.

There's no "irony" that Tyler stayed sober around everyone else, it's for exactly the reason that it allows him to exploit those who do indulge

I remember my mom telling me a store about how once my dad came home drunk and hit her. She didn't take it well she picked him up by the neck and slammed him into the wall and said if he ever hit her again she would make sure he didnt wake up the next day. See my mom was 5 foot 9 and 250lbs and my dad was 5 foot 3 1/2 and 150 lbs. needless to say he never hit her again. My mom isn't someone to mess with I learned that when I was five and she picked me up and threw me across the room...granted I was trying to set the couch on fire.

@theycallmet3061

3 жыл бұрын

This is pure gold. Your family sounds nice,how's the couch?

Remember kids Share your weed Sharing is caring

@tgauff6625

3 жыл бұрын

:D

@mtvso8000

3 жыл бұрын

Shut up synth! You’ll never be Brotherhood.

@Enrichvid

3 жыл бұрын

@@mtvso8000 *he already WAS brotherhood*

@MichaelR1275

3 жыл бұрын

*sneezes

@ghastiafy67

2 жыл бұрын

Michael R bless u

"The gun is mightier than the sword! Mmm what a genius quote!" -Horse, or something

@General_C

3 жыл бұрын

Is that a Poker Under Arms reference?

@kennethheim4202

3 жыл бұрын

The entire equine.

@zedkillerbros5685

3 жыл бұрын

@@General_C It's a jojo reference

@_Kristofferson

3 жыл бұрын

sword

@kevinmencer3782

2 жыл бұрын

Naw, men like Horse don't need no gun. He'd take the pen, break the sword with it, then feed his enemies the broken shards.

When I first read the title thought it was a bit much but after hearing it I honestly feel like that was still to good for him! PTSD especially from rape is no joke!

The paramedics laughing got me thinking "How unprofessional!" and then when I heard it was Mr. Smith this time, I was like "Oh. Still unprofessional but justified"

Thieves: *steals from nice guy* Horse: *loads revenge with malicious intent* peace was never an option

Horse: *Avenges ND* Genghis Khan: I've raised that boy.

@lailiosman3765

3 жыл бұрын

John wick: its enough to make a grown man cry

@guiii0696

3 жыл бұрын

i wanna like but there is 69 likes

@HasufelyArod

3 жыл бұрын

@@guiii0696 yoy can do it already. As of May 1st 2021, there are 160 likes including mine.

@theformer1337agent

3 жыл бұрын

@@guiii0696 les make it 420

@Anagh1701

3 жыл бұрын

Edward kenway: you avenged your friends better than I ever did.

Watching Medea’s family reunion and hearing about other reports of domestic violent, I came to my own conclusion that if you want the guy to stop beating you, you gotta beat him back... HARDER

The abuser got mercy by not dropping the soap.

Horse kinda sound like "that guy" In "that guy" as Amos from the Expanse. An unhinged psycho who would go beyond Pluto and back to save those he deems as friends.

@josiahzabel8596

4 жыл бұрын

Nice to see someone else who knows it

@T0mN7

4 жыл бұрын

I was literally imagining a younger version of Amos when listening to the story.

@RisingRevengeance

4 жыл бұрын

I had a friend like Amos growing up, really weird but functional other going batshit crazy on people that hurt his friends.

@pollall2793

4 жыл бұрын

LtCWest Quite an understatement my man, he’d literally tear out your stomach if you ate one of his friends’ cookies.

@jorgey4

4 жыл бұрын

i mean i guess it's a good thing that someone as mental as that comes with a functioning moral compass.

Horse is the kind of friend where you want to hug him and thank him and he deserves every bit but you have to ask him not to hurt others too much just because he cares for you. Because you want to protect him as well. Tons of love for this guy.

I love how only thing that stoped "Horse" from skunk plan is that he wasn't able to find it.

Horse reminds me of someone that I am very close with but the guy I know falls under more of the lawful alignment than the chaotic one. My guy is a pretty chill dude who follows the rules until someone messes with a person he cares about. Then all bets are off my guy will literally do whatever it takes to enact revenge

"One does not simply steal from my friends" Horse

"I Got an Abuser Arrested, Beaten, and Killed!" Well, that escalated quickly...

@bobrandomness1055

4 жыл бұрын

This is nuclear revenge, escalation is the name of the game.

@KnittingGirl28

4 жыл бұрын

He only gave him the rope, its the dumbasses fault if he actually hangs himself with it.

@TheLucidDementia

4 жыл бұрын

ah, murderered. as all abusers should be!

@WolfyFancyLads

4 жыл бұрын

Eh, you say escalated, I say "should made them suffer more".

@Roberto-el3wu

4 жыл бұрын

Sh$t just went from zero to 100 real quick

My dad's parents were these small, unassuming Italians. I mean, yeah they're loud and passionate, but fairly unassuming. My mom told me that my grandfather used to beat up my Nona. I was super shocked, cause... Unassuming, right? She told me that my Nona had finally had enough, waited for my grandfather to fall asleep, boiled a HUGE pot of water, sat it on his night table and clicked on the light. Probably in Italian, she says, "you hit me again, Angelo.... You gotta sleep sometime." Suffice to say, he never laid a finger on her again.

To the last two stories: These women have learned well from Princess Rapunzel

"Lord of the flies themselves out of the gene pool" best reference ever

@anti8028

3 жыл бұрын

Our class literally went over LOTF the day before this video came out

@BlooMonkiMan

2 жыл бұрын

I don't get it. I know who Beelzebub is, but whats the refference?

@ObamaMpreg

2 жыл бұрын

@@BlooMonkiMan Lord of the Flies, to put it as simply as I can, is about kids on an island who go insane while trying to survive

After reading that last story, they need to start advertising cast iron pans as divorce repellent.

Love, these "abuser gets beat stories"!!

I love how the way OP described nice dude as being nice with "he shared his weed" When someone's sharing *that* kind of shit you know they're doing it to see a smile

I was once so afraid of my dad that I hoarded rat poison “just in case.” I never had to use it, because the last time my dad flipped his shit, my mom hit him with a cast-iron skillet. He was either not around or not a bastard from then on.

@kingtigertheheavy2708

Жыл бұрын

*Horse has entered the chat*

It always feels good when a domestic abuser gets precisely what they deserve. And I don’t mean jail time :)

Nice guy: all beat up Horse without hesitation: Who did it that a true homie right there

When OP started talking about Horse, I really couldn't figure out if he was going to be the bully or the revenge

@pedroc.b.3874

3 жыл бұрын

In the end, he was both... just not to ND.

Fun fact: pigs are omnivores. So it was probably a goat or something else. (Edit: just randomly circled back to this video. I like how everyone who replied to me forgot two things: dog-sized and herbivore. Almost no one followed those guidelines XD)

@stahlschorsch

4 жыл бұрын

yep, all that come to mind are goats, sheep and maybe a small deer or something. but still, who would demand to be called any of these as a nickname, including pig?

@zenmastermtl

4 жыл бұрын

He said a wild animal, not a farm animal. I'm thinking beaver.

@_Fizel_

4 жыл бұрын

@@zenmastermtl I was just saying the comments of the post were saying pig or goat. And yes there are wild pigs and goats. I wanted to throw a real wild guess but I don't know where it takes place.

@JsCharmy

4 жыл бұрын

Fun fact:peppa pig is 7 foot 1

@_Fizel_

4 жыл бұрын

@@stahlschorsch Well 'Horse' was not the brightest (just read some of that post again) so I wouldn't put anything past him.

"We have you 4 to 1" Horse, laughing hysterically: _"I like those odds"_

“Doglike, wild”? Sounds like a fox, wolf, coyote, dingo, or something like that

@Dovaah

3 жыл бұрын

Herbivore- dog-sized wild herbivore. So definitely none of those

@stargazer1998

3 жыл бұрын

Dovaah oh. Didn’t hear herbivore.

@ringmaster_clownzer

3 жыл бұрын

I thought it was a donkey or a mule

When it got to the frying pans, I could only think about Rapunzel

@mariposa9506

4 жыл бұрын

Me too!

@amezfires9247

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like my daughter lol She even "had a dream" she beat the crap out of some jerks with a frying pan 😋

@KnittingGirl28

4 жыл бұрын

Funny, my first thought was madea's family reunion and 'grit ball'.

@Gilhelmi

4 жыл бұрын

Frying pans are the absolute best. They are the "Thor's Hammer" of the kitchen. (To build a kingdom or defend it. To make breakfast or defend it.)

@Bob-zb5iq

4 жыл бұрын

@@amezfires9247 LMAO

when he said "who did it?" i knew shit was about to go down

Bullies: **assault and steal from nice guy** Also bullies: why do I hear boss music?

Horse: “Prepare for trouble!” Mantis: “And make it double!”

I’m imagining Horse as a 6,5 guy with long hair and the beginnings of a beard. It makes the story sound much more cooler

@BMgreekyoutuber

4 жыл бұрын

Omg I imagined it the same xd

@TheNraveles

4 жыл бұрын

His flowing mane as hes beating these kids

@dicklemeelmo8401

4 жыл бұрын

TheNraveles he turns around and the mane flows with vengeance in his eyes “You’re next.” He says right before he charges you

@NoNo-mk7ui

4 жыл бұрын

Reptile25991 the last thing you see before you die

@KnittingGirl28

4 жыл бұрын

I honestly heard Horus the whole time and when he mentioned an animal with the same name I thought boarus and the animal was a boar, I mean he is kinda stubborn and pigheaded it sounded like. Plus he just sounds like he'd be one of those average height, buff as hell type of people with getting in fights all the time.

My mornings go as follows: -Wake up -Make coffee -Patiently wait for good ol rslash to post a new video. Thank you sir for making my mornings :)

@MamaLauren523

4 жыл бұрын

I have about 30 minutes after I get my grandson on the bus before R/SLASH uploads. Just enough time to make the bed, take the dog out, make my second cup of coffee and roll myself a little something to help Grandma through her day😊

@jonathandrummel6075

4 жыл бұрын

@@MamaLauren523 holy crap your the greatest grandma ever! Take a toke for me!

@senoghaw

4 жыл бұрын

My nights go as follows: -Look for memes -wait for rslash to upload -sleep

@penguin7554

4 жыл бұрын

Haha he makes my evenings

@supersnowyfox1013

4 жыл бұрын

@@MamaLauren523 You go grandma! I mean I'm like 13 and watch his vids, he can entertain all ages 🙃

"Asymmetrical response" is the perfect description of the type of hell that should be visited upon people like Tyler.

the first story is the greatest high school story I’ve ever heard

when he read "Just don't send him to the hospital, okay?" i thought Horse would send him straight to the morgue

The first guy wasn’t one of those rich kids who “got what they deserved”, so it’s both refreshing and upsetting

@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber

4 жыл бұрын

No, he got what he deserved. He got his stuff back, and he got justice from a friend.

@comradedima9791

4 жыл бұрын

he got what he deserved in a good way

The last one is the definition of "call an ambulance! CALL AN AMBULANCE...but not for me :)"

Omgosh! That last story sounds just like someone on my dad’s side of the family. I think it was my great grandma..? Either way, her husband would get drunk and beat her, just like the story here, and when he passed out one night, she wrapped him in a blanket and beat him with her cast iron skillet, too. He never hit her again.

First story: didn’t he say the animal was the same as his name but smaller so isn’t it like a pony or something (idk)

@vixelerator1914

4 жыл бұрын

He said it's the same as the guys actually nickname, but horse was just a placeholder name used to keep anonymity

@inara4402

4 жыл бұрын

I think it's a beaver because you can imagine a teenage boy be like "my name is Ryan, but you can call me beaver".

@agentp5342

4 жыл бұрын

How about a fox though? They said it was the same size-ish as a dog right?

@DarcOne13

4 жыл бұрын

My guess is Spider.

@mangokraken

4 жыл бұрын

@@agentp5342 a fox is not an herbivore

"Chaotic nexus Of violent urges shaped like a teenage boy" is a BRILLIANTLY written phrase!

“Ha, what’re you gonna do about it?” “I have a Horse with a horse.”

This was unequivocally the most wholesome revenge story compilation ever.

Cast-iron frying pan apparently grants +25 attack against abusive spouses.

@comradedima9791

4 жыл бұрын

and a x4 damage scaling on sneak attack

@comradedima9791

4 жыл бұрын

*multplier

@lethfuil

4 жыл бұрын

It's obviously 2D4+1. 1D6+1 against Big.

@BlackRainRising

4 жыл бұрын

+2 bonus vs. stupid

@lethfuil

4 жыл бұрын

@@BlackRainRising Sounds reasonable.

Thank you rSlash for giving a warning about the date rape story. I’m sensitive to hearing or reading about that kind of stuff, and I’m very grateful you gave the warning at the beginning. Thanks so much!

@mastercat2965

4 жыл бұрын

Cheesis has blessed you

@jasonlav9753

4 жыл бұрын

He was nice! But id like time stamps to skip some stories

@isabelmagee270

4 жыл бұрын

Jason lav - I was always use the skip 10 seconds feature and press that a bunch until I see the blank screen with RSlash in front of it. Then I know he’s about to move to the next story.

@IQ_Mech

4 жыл бұрын

Red headed step child am I right?

@anotherfluffyninja6903

4 жыл бұрын

Same here.

Horse is a real homie. Whoever you are, I hope you're living your best life. Godspeed, you magnificent bastard.

ND: Loads of his stuff gets taken and he gets beaten up. Horse: *you will fucking regret that.*