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r/Maliciouscompliance How I Tricked My Boss Into Giving Me $2,000,000!

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, we have one of the craziest stories I've ever read. An out of touch multi-millionaire boss has one of his employees invest some of his cash into the stock market. When OP grows the investment, his boss demands that OP also hand over his portion of the profits. OP begrudgingly agrees, but he doesn't tell his boss that there's still some leftover cash in the stock market. The boss either forgets about that cash or never realized it was there in the first place, leaving OP to walk away with a cool $2,000,000.
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  • @rSlash
    @rSlash3 жыл бұрын

    What would you do with $2,000,000?

  • @hiroshi7025

    @hiroshi7025

    3 жыл бұрын

    Add 1$ do have 2,000,001$.

  • @Octo-Agent-Paani

    @Octo-Agent-Paani

    3 жыл бұрын

    Donate to charity and give some to family members and homeless people I see on the street

  • @Kairothstorys

    @Kairothstorys

    3 жыл бұрын

    Buy stuff or donate

  • @Shinigami-ve1mf

    @Shinigami-ve1mf

    3 жыл бұрын

    The list of what I wouldn't do is smaller my friend

  • @ReyX1991

    @ReyX1991

    3 жыл бұрын

    invest and pay my school debt

  • @TetraSky
    @TetraSky3 жыл бұрын

    Why is it that these period stories, always have a "son" who is "disgusted" by period products in the bathroom.... But it's always a parent who bring it up and not the son himself.

  • @velvety2006

    @velvety2006

    3 жыл бұрын

    I wonder if the son was really disgusted or that the parent was

  • @wta1518

    @wta1518

    3 жыл бұрын

    Because the son probably doesn't give a shit, but the parents are on some sort of power trip.

  • @neonoir__

    @neonoir__

    3 жыл бұрын

    Son is probably just surprised, casually asks parent about it and the parent gets upset and posts on reddit

  • @Lyndiloo

    @Lyndiloo

    3 жыл бұрын

    *whispers* because they're all based off the same story from 10 yrs ago

  • @RevengeOfSakura

    @RevengeOfSakura

    3 жыл бұрын

    I had an ex bf who always was weirded out about pads and tampons...that were unused still in the box....like...dude

  • @MrDraacon
    @MrDraacon3 жыл бұрын

    "Just hold it in" My head scenario: *someones leg/arm got cut off* "We need to stop the blood!" "Hey man, just hold that blood in, it looks gross" *blood stops flowing out*

  • @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber

    @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber

    3 жыл бұрын

    "All bleeding stops, and all fires go out."

  • @TheUltima_Werewolf

    @TheUltima_Werewolf

    3 жыл бұрын

    XD

  • @KingofFaces

    @KingofFaces

    3 жыл бұрын

    Tis but a scratch!

  • @voutsider190

    @voutsider190

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@KingofFaces that's exactly what I said😂😂

  • @chrislanglois8275

    @chrislanglois8275

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@KingofFaces god tier content

  • @Monasaurus_Rex
    @Monasaurus_Rex3 жыл бұрын

    “Just hold it in” ... wtf? That comes off as that one bad women’s anatomy post of the dude telling his gf to “push most of it out” until she could get a tampon at home

  • @Ikajo

    @Ikajo

    3 жыл бұрын

    I wish that's how it worked

  • @misakimei8715

    @misakimei8715

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Ikajo If it did, then our worries about staining would have been vastly reduced...

  • @insideAdirtyMind

    @insideAdirtyMind

    3 жыл бұрын

    I had a very similar story with my dad...yeah he is also very ignorant, so .... One day he came to me and my mother to scream at us, how disgusting we are and stupid and whatever...we didn´t even know what he was talking about, after he finally explained that the toilet-system is not working anymore and he found period-products in there. My mother and I are women ...lets say for a very long time....and we told him, we would never throw such things into the toilet, but he just went on with his screaming. After he finally showed us the product, we could not believe our eyes...He showed us incontinence material (which is significant bigger than period material, some of them were diapers!!!!). My mother and I just looked at each other, thinking he was nuts and stupid, but he continued to scream at us. We told him it was incontinence material and our aunt (who has dementia), probalby took it into the toilet. His answer: NO, it was you!

  • @Ikajo

    @Ikajo

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@misakimei8715 All the money saved on period products... I have PCOS so occasionally I bleed for weeks. It is very annoying

  • @PinkPenPlays

    @PinkPenPlays

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Ikajo *cries in 3 months of dealing with the red tide*

  • @Lovuschka
    @Lovuschka3 жыл бұрын

    Entitled step-brother's father giving medical advice: "You were stabbed in the aorta? Just hold it in until dinner. There will be a doctor!"

  • @alexdombrowski9483
    @alexdombrowski94833 жыл бұрын

    Yo everyone, make sure to congratulate r/slash. This dudes a new dad. So congratulations and keep up the awesome work

  • @nogoat

    @nogoat

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yup, just saw the channel post.

  • @sophiapatmore8766

    @sophiapatmore8766

    3 жыл бұрын

    Congrats

  • @morvillamuckett1466

    @morvillamuckett1466

    3 жыл бұрын

    Welcome to parenthood. May you and your family be continually blessed

  • @Serin243

    @Serin243

    3 жыл бұрын

    Where did you see/here that?

  • @BR.1991

    @BR.1991

    3 жыл бұрын

    Congrats!!!

  • @13BGunBunny
    @13BGunBunny3 жыл бұрын

    "Tell me you have shitty parenting skills without telling me you have shitty parenting skills" LOL

  • @LarkAlrion

    @LarkAlrion

    3 жыл бұрын

    This caught me off guard as Rslash usually overly censors the posts.

  • @Bladedcloud6159

    @Bladedcloud6159

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@LarkAlrion Thank KZread for that.

  • @Intacfil

    @Intacfil

    3 жыл бұрын

    Bladedcloud 6966 I don’t trust the rule.

  • @railbaron1

    @railbaron1

    3 жыл бұрын

    Kid must be a Tannen

  • @1bendykat
    @1bendykat3 жыл бұрын

    Advice to the young people out there: never ever do something outside of your role for someone above you at work. This story is entertaining, but most of the time it backfires badly.

  • @matthewhearn9910

    @matthewhearn9910

    3 жыл бұрын

    He was smart about it, though, in that he got a contract essentially treating these new duties as a separate job. Didn't use that contract but he could have if he'd gone for the 70k he was initially owed.

  • @thelunchlady8276

    @thelunchlady8276

    3 жыл бұрын

    That's right! Your boss is trying to lift a three hundred lb. couch by herself? Too bad. You see a wheelbarrow full of bricks teetering over the edge of a two- story building about to fall on the owner's head and you could push them out of the way? To hell with them! You're walking out for the day and you see a man hiding behind your boss's car about to take them out? Who cares? That's the advice that keeps on giving: Never help anyone. The world will be a much better place if everyone just keeps their head down and pretends they are the only one there. Do your job, don't interact with anyone and go home.

  • @jackmanleblanc2518

    @jackmanleblanc2518

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@thelunchlady8276 Are you being purposefully dense? That's obviously not what he means. You took a reasonable suggestion and completely removed the context, going to the extreme with it. It's laughable.

  • @thelunchlady8276

    @thelunchlady8276

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@jackmanleblanc2518 Geeez... No more jokes for you. (You did say it was laughable though. So, it worked!)

  • @jackmanleblanc2518

    @jackmanleblanc2518

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@thelunchlady8276 Lol dude it's KZread. I've seen some super dumbass comments by people who were completely serious. You definitely got me though.

  • @25Erix
    @25Erix3 жыл бұрын

    Period story: for the number of times I've heard stories like this, I always snark out loud to my cat (I live alone) "If we could control the damn thing, you can bet your ass that most women would gladly NOT HAVE THEM!".

  • @misakimei8715

    @misakimei8715

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yesss, do they honestly thinnk we enjoy losing blood and cramping to the point of not being able to move ?

  • @hubbabubba5177

    @hubbabubba5177

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lmao

  • @uniraffesaur

    @uniraffesaur

    Жыл бұрын

    If I could hold it in until I go to the bathroom, why wouldn’t I do that like I do with *going to the bathroom*???

  • @user-ok4pk2mp3e
    @user-ok4pk2mp3e3 жыл бұрын

    I played this in the car on the way to work, and then when I got into work, I continued the video on my headphones. Only, the headphones were NOT plugged in, and so, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING, STEPBRO?!" rang out into the quiet office space.

  • @ginathecookie

    @ginathecookie

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hahahaha, I think we all know enough about the internet to think that your coworkers assumed the worst.

  • @carissamessina1908
    @carissamessina19083 жыл бұрын

    As a waitress I can confirm making the woman feel like a queen is EXACTLY what to do. I learned very early on what to say and do. I’ve had loyal customers for 15 years. Some of my customers are now some of my trusted friends. I make amazing tips. I work at a family owned diner that’s been around since 1944.

  • @lanadelrad6147

    @lanadelrad6147

    3 жыл бұрын

    any tips on doing that? i just started waitressing!

  • @carissamessina1908

    @carissamessina1908

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@lanadelrad6147 of course! When approaching the table, address the woman first. Stand closer to the woman. Not super obvious just a bit more to the side. This is if it’s say a married couple or gf or bf type thing. My place is a laid back establishment. Nothing 5 star. I always place the ticket in the middle. Small compliments help. This is something I’ve learned over the years. A lot of it is experience on the job stuff. You learn body language fast. I hope you enjoy waitressing as much as I do.

  • @lanadelrad6147

    @lanadelrad6147

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@carissamessina1908 thank you so much!! yea i just started working at a member only restaurant, so they all tip relatively nice to begin with! but i want to get better bc i have bad social skill. i try to joke around a lot with the costumers bc thats what they like to do. i also try to learn what they like to if i can remember, like this one lady really likes olives, so i always give her like 3-4 in a small cup. stuff like that ya know

  • @carissamessina1908

    @carissamessina1908

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@lanadelrad6147 You’re so welcome! that’s awesome! Remembering things like that will earn you a great customer base. Little things like bringing extra olives is a great touch.

  • @4beachpeaches

    @4beachpeaches

    3 жыл бұрын

    As a general sucker for all hardworking men and women, this middle aged old lady always either leaves or ensures my husband leaves a 20% tip no matter the service, bc I figure we never know when someone is either having a bad day, life, whatever. But thank you to all you thoughtful servers.

  • @MTNorville
    @MTNorville3 жыл бұрын

    I had to LITERALLY BEG my ex to not flush tampons, and this is why. It never seemed to sink in with her.

  • @kenziesaige225
    @kenziesaige2253 жыл бұрын

    Good morning everyone! Let’s try to ride the positivity train today and make this Tuesday good! Stay hydrated and make some friends!

  • @yagnikbose8973

    @yagnikbose8973

    3 жыл бұрын

    Good morning friend, except good evening cause here in India its evening right now...😅 I suppose you live in US, so tell me how's the weather there today? Looking for a friend here...

  • @mmmmelllaaannniiieeee2736

    @mmmmelllaaannniiieeee2736

    3 жыл бұрын

    Sheeesshhh good morning you guysss

  • @starbird3939

    @starbird3939

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@yagnikbose8973 in the US. Where I’m at, it’s bright and sunny and pleasantly warm. Pollen is a bit of an issue though.

  • @illyGalSloth

    @illyGalSloth

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's 4pm in UK rn, so good afternoon! I hope you have a pleasant day today :) I would totally stay hydrated if I wasn't fasting lol, but only 4 more hours to go! Plus, I'll be having a nice meal with friends later on, so today is a great day, indeed :D

  • @kathrynesq8814

    @kathrynesq8814

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@yagnikbose8973 San Diego. Beautiful weather. Light breeze. Sunshine. 1 p.m.

  • @superprincessgem1
    @superprincessgem13 жыл бұрын

    I still can’t believe he managed to keep his normal upload schedule while having a newborn. Congrats r/slash!

  • @geckolord0337

    @geckolord0337

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, where'd that announcement come from?

  • @jamessparks7728

    @jamessparks7728

    3 жыл бұрын

    Technically he didn’t have the newborn that’s physically impossible for him. However it is amazing that he can still keep up with the KZread even though he’s a new father. Although who know what kind of help paid or otherwise he and his wife/girlfriend might have access to,

  • @fabwolves6461

    @fabwolves6461

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@jamessparks7728 mah dude. Seriously?

  • @fabwolves6461

    @fabwolves6461

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@geckolord0337 he posted it on his community post, the most recent one :)

  • @sneko2860

    @sneko2860

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@jamessparks7728 what in the hot and crispy Kentucky fried fuck did i just read.

  • @Dorvin55
    @Dorvin553 жыл бұрын

    I'm...sorry but the period story. That man...o.O O.o I could keep going, I have a whole crate full of questioning eyeballs.

  • @scottbecker4367

    @scottbecker4367

    3 жыл бұрын

    Let me add on O.o

  • @anormalcorpus4804

    @anormalcorpus4804

    3 жыл бұрын

    O.o

  • @Dorvin55

    @Dorvin55

    3 жыл бұрын

    Like, how the actual fuck. A woman had passionate hugging with him. He...I can't anymore. o.O

  • @mizzysavage1329

    @mizzysavage1329

    3 жыл бұрын

    O.o

  • @sneko2860

    @sneko2860

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Dorvin55 oh god rslash infected you.

  • @thetableoflegend9814
    @thetableoflegend98143 жыл бұрын

    The amount of people disgusted by “disgusting” trash in a trash can is so surprising to me Yeah, if someone leaves their used period products on the counter or forget to flush and leave their blood in the toilet, I get it. (My sister 15 YEAR OLD SISTER does this and it baffles me) But products are in the trash can where they are meant to be. What else are they supposed to fucking do?

  • @Ikajo

    @Ikajo

    3 жыл бұрын

    I have a friend who would leave her period products unwrapped in my garbage can... that disgusted me... as a woman myself. Sure, they were upside down but still. I had to talk to her about it a few times

  • @addicted2mako
    @addicted2mako3 жыл бұрын

    An extra 80 cents a day? Think of all the penny whistles and moon pies you’ll be able to buy!

  • @thetableoflegend9814
    @thetableoflegend98143 жыл бұрын

    “Just hold it in” This is how you get Toxic Shock Syndrome...

  • @missluciddreams3472

    @missluciddreams3472

    3 жыл бұрын

    U can't"hold it in"

  • @thetableoflegend9814

    @thetableoflegend9814

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@missluciddreams3472 Exactly Also if you keep a period product on for a long time because you can’t hold it in you can get terrible infections

  • @missluciddreams3472

    @missluciddreams3472

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@thetableoflegend9814 yes, that's from wearing a tampon too long...that causes tss...

  • @thetableoflegend9814

    @thetableoflegend9814

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@missluciddreams3472 can happen with pads too, although obviously you have to wear it a lot longer

  • @missluciddreams3472

    @missluciddreams3472

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@thetableoflegend9814 yeah, I know... I'm a woman

  • @Ragehunger
    @Ragehunger3 жыл бұрын

    Kid in the last story is a prime example of someone who's never been told "no" or been properly disciplined a single day in their life. And of course the mother is always equally as terrible at parenting as their kid is at listening. Either of them can only learn things the hard way.

  • @Supaawesomeification
    @Supaawesomeification3 жыл бұрын

    Honestly after a couple years of listening to your videos, I can safely say you’re gonna be a great father to your new daughter

  • @NEPAAlchey
    @NEPAAlchey3 жыл бұрын

    Listening to rich people essentially gamble with stocks reminds me of how absolutely stacked the deck is against the average person.

  • @kalynshafer751
    @kalynshafer7513 жыл бұрын

    The amount of men that think women can "hold in" their periods is pitiful. Dont you think that if we could we would? Geez.

  • @ZippoIII
    @ZippoIII3 жыл бұрын

    Now you're not just our daddy, but a real daddy too, congrats rslash

  • @richewilson6394
    @richewilson63943 жыл бұрын

    The Stepbrother was looking for chocolate I bet in the garbage. My question would it be to the dad right away is like why is he in the garbage can then? And tough cookies his girlfriend's going to be doing it too.

  • @hx.925
    @hx.9253 жыл бұрын

    Only OG's remember this thumbnail being the drawing students'

  • @artykeldeo
    @artykeldeo3 жыл бұрын

    therapist: rSlash making the “what are you doing stepbro?” joke is just words... it can’t hurt you if you don’t let it our Great Emperor of the Internet: 10:22

  • @SRosenberg203
    @SRosenberg2033 жыл бұрын

    10:00 It's like the episode of South Park with the Okama Gamesphere. Cartman finds Stan's mom's tampon in the trash, and thinks it's an aborted baby, and she doesn't want to explain what it really is so she buys them the new video game system to distract them lmao

  • @fieryelf
    @fieryelf3 жыл бұрын

    Did I understand wrong or did the guy in the first story just steal the 1.8 million from his boss?

  • @NoNoseProduction

    @NoNoseProduction

    3 жыл бұрын

    Also apparently committed tax fraud too. Fake story

  • @GamerGrovyle

    @GamerGrovyle

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@NoNoseProduction I don't understand how that's Tax Fraud? He paid for it no?

  • @NoNoseProduction

    @NoNoseProduction

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@GamerGrovyle think about it. How is he explaining where he got the principal from? Furthermore,brokers require social security. So all of this data including the 1.3 million would have been assigned to him as a profit as well. Brokers do send A copy of your taxes to the irs. So he'd have to pay taxes on the 1 mill gift and the 2.3 mill net. In addition the boss would have reported the 1 mill as an investment so eventually the user would have been caught in tax fraud just by that alone.

  • @tucagwathiel3380

    @tucagwathiel3380

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@NoNoseProduction I'm still a bit confused on this as far as the tax fraud thing goes. I feel like we're missing information in the story. It sounded like to me that the owner may have given him the money, but the accounts for things were in op's name since he was the one involved in this. Then, when giving the owner the money, gave the expected allotment and then paid taxes on the part that he took. Morality aside from what he did to the owner (and shady af), I don't understand how it's tax fraud when he paid taxes on the part he took. Genuine curiosity, not trying to argue or anything. I'm not a math/numbers person so any info is helpful. :)

  • @NoNoseProduction

    @NoNoseProduction

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Tucag Wathiel the boss would need to file this as a gift with the irs. If it's not filed as such (which it wouldn't be as it was an investment), then the op magicked money to their account. The broker reports to the irs. So that 1.3 mill he withdrew and gave to the boss would either be a returned investment or a gift. If it was a gift op would have to report it as such and also pay taxes as that 1.3 mill was profit.the 2 mill left over is actually 1 mill principal 1 mill profit. No matter how you shake it there there is a mess of confusion of what and where the money came from and went. The irs would absolutely investigate this.3.3 mill isn't milk money.

  • @RumbleDelta
    @RumbleDelta3 жыл бұрын

    Congratulations on becoming a father, mate!

  • @bostonrailfan2427

    @bostonrailfan2427

    2 жыл бұрын

    he doesn’t care

  • @varahunter68

    @varahunter68

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@bostonrailfan2427 blunt much

  • @omegasizednuts
    @omegasizednuts3 жыл бұрын

    I remember when this was the thumbnail for "steal my pen, I'll take 200000 from you" or smth like that

  • @Still_not_saying
    @Still_not_saying3 жыл бұрын

    Never thought I’d be quoting Little Duck... “Greed makes a person sloppy, Hotshot, remember that.”

  • @jarrarwinks8470
    @jarrarwinks84703 жыл бұрын

    Weird story my old teachers friend witnessed: Some dude at a bar in the city neighboring mine got his stomach cut open, and his intestines started to fall out, and the owner of the place was nearby, and told him to just HOLD IT IN. He died in the ER the next morning. RIP random dude that died 30 years ago.

  • @zi5n
    @zi5n3 жыл бұрын

    Nice thumbnail.... *It feels like I've seen it before*

  • @PapaDePicante
    @PapaDePicante3 жыл бұрын

    BIG congrats to you for having your first child! Since you've been reading all about children on reddit you'll definitely be a good parent!

  • @MagicalMedic
    @MagicalMedic3 жыл бұрын

    That wait staff in the story with the guy in a suit was a shithead, and *I love it!*

  • @alexandergamble8572
    @alexandergamble85723 жыл бұрын

    I saw rSlash’s post congrats on being a new dad! Now if an entitled mom asked if you’ve had a child you can be like yes I have! Then she won’t have a comeback mwahaha

  • @derrickkolhoff640
    @derrickkolhoff6403 жыл бұрын

    Congrats on fatherhood! I’m sure with all the entitled parents stories you’ve been reading you have a great idea on how to raise ur precious lil one

  • @a.c.i7020
    @a.c.i70203 жыл бұрын

    Your timing is on point holy,

  • @niaelnegash8552

    @niaelnegash8552

    3 жыл бұрын

    ?????

  • @RyuKaze

    @RyuKaze

    3 жыл бұрын

    YT allows you to set upload times and days.

  • @Nerobyrne
    @Nerobyrne3 жыл бұрын

    the irony about the first story is that it's a pretty good analogy for the modern economy in general. The greed of a few individuals is keeping a lot of money out of the market, which, if it was in there, would actually make them even richer. But because they lack vision and can only see as far as the next investment quarter, they end up with less money.

  • @molle2575
    @molle2575 Жыл бұрын

    7:50 - OMG!! When the story first began I heard it as "I put my feet on the couch", not "We put feet on the couch". It took me just a second for me to understand and laugh at my own misunderstanding, but then it actually turned out that he DID put his feet up, for 2 hours every day!!

  • @jefffoo6891
    @jefffoo68913 жыл бұрын

    Day 63 of telling him he's making everyone day better and Ayo is that the same thumbnail from older videos?

  • @No-Art-

    @No-Art-

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah he's done that before, but its not as bad as Mr.Reddit does it 😰

  • @jefffoo6891

    @jefffoo6891

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@No-Art- I'm not saying it's bad but it's rare to see him doing this hut HOLY MOLY THE OP EARN 1.8 million and let his boss take the 1.2million the boss I s so dumb

  • @HypeJammie

    @HypeJammie

    3 жыл бұрын

  • @cowchief832

    @cowchief832

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@jefffoo6891 you are a good bird

  • @paul_warner

    @paul_warner

    3 жыл бұрын

    Day whatever of telling you to shut up

  • @Bean-kh9cu
    @Bean-kh9cu3 жыл бұрын

    Malicious cimplinace is satisfying af🥰

  • @Hiiiiii161
    @Hiiiiii1612 жыл бұрын

    I think it’s great that the owner is like: I don‘t want to give you 20% And OP is just like: ok I‘ll take 60% then

  • @jodybillings3841
    @jodybillings38412 жыл бұрын

    The guy who had the inventory list on his phone should have offered to sell it to them for less then the labor cost to have it re done. "Tell the boss I'm deleting the file in 1 hour if he doesn't send an retransfer for the money you owe me."

  • @floof5949
    @floof59493 жыл бұрын

    Congrats on the kid r slash!!! I’ve been watching you for about a year now and you’ve only gotten better the more I’ve watched you. I can’t wait to see ya in the future and welcome to parenthood

  • @scrabt8592
    @scrabt85923 жыл бұрын

    Knew that last story had to be a Brit simply by the comment about braining the lad with a shovel *wipes phone screen from coffee splatter* 🤣

  • @blackfirephoenix3839
    @blackfirephoenix38393 жыл бұрын

    Congratulations on becoming a dad RSlash!!! I just know you'll be one of the best dads ever!! 💖

  • @KayLo_The_Legend
    @KayLo_The_Legend3 жыл бұрын

    "Just hold it In" Me: If i could dont you think i would?

  • @jeromehill6326
    @jeromehill63263 жыл бұрын

    Some people will always kick theirsevles out in investing in Elon Musk Dogecoin and Bitcoin

  • @alonzovancleve7717

    @alonzovancleve7717

    3 жыл бұрын

    Bitcoin is the feature investing in it now is the wesest thing to do now especially the current rise

  • @rickkurt2772

    @rickkurt2772

    3 жыл бұрын

    My first Investment with Mr Ion Mitus earned me profits of over $24,320 US dollars and ever since then he has Been delivering

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    @josearruda1296

    3 жыл бұрын

    He's obviously the best I invested 2000USD with him and in 9 days I made a profit of 9101USD

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    @michealharrison2288

    3 жыл бұрын

    He has really made a good name for himself

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    @coreenhawks4291

    3 жыл бұрын

    Trading crypto with Expert Ion Mitus has being a game changer for me

  • @krishjha8469
    @krishjha84693 жыл бұрын

    Coffee and rslash the perfect combo!

  • @weewooooosh9420

    @weewooooosh9420

    3 жыл бұрын

    Same!!!

  • @MaximNightFury
    @MaximNightFury3 жыл бұрын

    I've never gagged so hard until you described a partially dissolved tampon

  • @TheNormExperience
    @TheNormExperience3 жыл бұрын

    Omfg, everytime I hear a guy say, “Just hold it in!” in regards to period blood it makes me want to legitimately cut them and say, “Show me.” Like Sex Ed IS still a thing right? So how is this idiocy popping up MORE instead of less?!

  • @ironboots2018
    @ironboots20183 жыл бұрын

    This should be pro revenge in my opinion and lol I swear this makes me happy

  • @BeerBong97
    @BeerBong973 жыл бұрын

    CONGRATS ON THE LITTLE ONE!!! I just gotta say you are an amazing guy! Your videos are the highlight of my day, thanks so much! Ps. I really massively appreciate you posting every day but you might have to slow down with the videos at some point but if you do or not what ever you choose to do with the channel I'll support you constantly no matter what!!! Thanks my dude! Edit: Spelling

  • @pizuka2
    @pizuka23 жыл бұрын

    >looks into trash can >"What the hell! This is gross!"

  • @b1ngnx33
    @b1ngnx333 жыл бұрын

    DAMN! 2 MILLION DOLLARS!!! GOOD FOR YOU!!!

  • @vincentschult1725
    @vincentschult17253 жыл бұрын

    Uploaded right at the perfect time!

  • @professorcannabliss9080
    @professorcannabliss90803 жыл бұрын

    Earliest I've ever tuned in. HYYYPE

  • @DroneSix

    @DroneSix

    3 жыл бұрын

    Earliest for me too

  • @obvsolrac-2321

    @obvsolrac-2321

    3 жыл бұрын

    I’m sad I didn’t see the noti

  • @katzmfcat8661
    @katzmfcat86613 жыл бұрын

    The girl did everything right in that period story, I’d get if they were a bit grossed out if she threw them away WITHOUT toilet paper but she wrapped them up?? Dude must’ve almost unwrapped them to see what it was.. And before anyone gets annoyed that I think you should wrap up your used period products, I’m a girl. I’m not saying it to be offensive, I genuinely recommend you wrap them, it contains the smell better and if it’s a public restroom it’s both the nice thing to do and saves the janitors from the smell. Some products (often pads) already come with a plastic that you can reuse to wrap your old pad, I really recommend it

  • @ksink74
    @ksink743 жыл бұрын

    Lying, cheating, and stealing are still dishonest even if you're ripping off a scumbag.

  • @coltonhau693
    @coltonhau6933 жыл бұрын

    Refreshed a hundred times waiting

  • @twodiceddragons4088
    @twodiceddragons40883 жыл бұрын

    Ye

  • @be4n0s53

    @be4n0s53

    3 жыл бұрын

    First nice 👌

  • @beep9509

    @beep9509

    3 жыл бұрын

    Congrats on being first

  • @bertholdthoover8793

    @bertholdthoover8793

    3 жыл бұрын

    eY

  • @antonyduhamel1166
    @antonyduhamel11663 жыл бұрын

    If I hear a baby cry, my first instinct is to "engage in unsafe conduct with a high risk of personal injury toward underage participants." Which is why I've stayed as far out of that arena as I possibly could.

  • @anjitimmons2454
    @anjitimmons24543 жыл бұрын

    Congrats on being a dad!! Blessings to your family

  • @mangoleigh1043
    @mangoleigh10433 жыл бұрын

    Claim your daily cup of rslash here! Menu: Early squad: free Late squad: free Years from now: free

  • @chriscarpenter3370

    @chriscarpenter3370

    3 жыл бұрын

    lemme get a late XD

  • @abdulmajeedaloudah3905
    @abdulmajeedaloudah39053 жыл бұрын

    Hello rslash noti gang here

  • @kiddfaith4397
    @kiddfaith43973 жыл бұрын

    The idiocy of being surprised that you found something gross after digging through a lidded bathroom trash bin *and* unwrapping any random clump of toilet paper you find. The same bin where snotty tissues, used dental floss and dirty Q-tips go. No one expects to find anything nice or “not gross” in a bathroom trash bin. 😂

  • @nsilvereagle
    @nsilvereagle3 жыл бұрын

    Congrats on the baby dude, you're gonna be an amazing dad 😌❤️

  • @Octo-Agent-Paani
    @Octo-Agent-Paani3 жыл бұрын

    *Pretend I wrote a funny and accurate comment we can all laugh and agree with*

  • @markponce6211

    @markponce6211

    3 жыл бұрын

    Heh, relatable.

  • @NotAPorch

    @NotAPorch

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lmao true

  • @beep9509

    @beep9509

    3 жыл бұрын

    BRUH SAAAAME

  • @scottbecker4367

    @scottbecker4367

    3 жыл бұрын

    That's pretty insensitive bro. I can't believe you'd write that. (There always needs to be one like this)

  • @Account76406

    @Account76406

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lmao thats so true!!🤣🤣

  • @UltimateAzumanger
    @UltimateAzumanger3 жыл бұрын

    No views, 19 likes and 6 comments. _I N T E R E S T I N G . . ._ (Also, Fun Fact: no one has watched the entire video yet.)

  • @kata7517
    @kata75173 жыл бұрын

    Congratulations rSlash on your new baby girl! She’s absolutely adorable and I wish you the best of luck as a new parent!

  • @Nerdlord14
    @Nerdlord142 жыл бұрын

    that dude that took the money...thats embezzlement.. and that amount they should be looking at 10 - 20 years in prison

  • @commalob
    @commalob3 жыл бұрын

    Congrats on the new kid! Thanks for the story telling!!

  • @ondank
    @ondank3 жыл бұрын

    The cash wasn't missing though, OP told him, he didn't understand. His loss. Literally

  • @sweetiebabypie2
    @sweetiebabypie23 жыл бұрын

    Congratulations on your baby girl!! Lily the Minislash will be loved by all! Can't wait for bloopers!

  • @BIGMAN2100
    @BIGMAN21003 жыл бұрын

    Let's get this video to 2,000,000 views!

  • @adambright5416
    @adambright54163 жыл бұрын

    - It's not safe for your dearest kiddo - I know better - Ok... man... why?

  • @nikiloves264
    @nikiloves2643 жыл бұрын

    Congratulations on the baby!!! I love being a mom and you’ll love being a dad!!

  • @kinl0r
    @kinl0r3 жыл бұрын

    congrats on the baby rSlash!

  • @kurtismiller9544
    @kurtismiller95443 жыл бұрын

    Congratulations on the birth of your daughter, enjoy all the time you'll get to spend with her.

  • @DeviantLightDragon
    @DeviantLightDragon3 жыл бұрын

    In the restaurant story, you said the waitress made a gamble, she didn’t actually she did her job perfectly. The reason is, in high end restaurants, if somebody states before anything is ordered that they are paying for the table the staff is required to greenlight anything ordered with them before it comes to the table. It’s done for a lot of things like business lunches so somebody doesn’t just order 20 steaks to go and dip because someone else is paying. The young man probably did this unknowingly, which in a normal restaurant wouldn’t of been a big deal, but in this situation it requires the waitress to confirm every single order. Someone wants to order a certain drink? The waitress has to make sure the young man approves it! That’s why it’s so funny. XD

  • @laurawolfsong3607
    @laurawolfsong36073 жыл бұрын

    Congratulations on the new baby girl R/slash!

  • @shadowninja6689
    @shadowninja66893 жыл бұрын

    How did OP in the first story not get caught by the IRS? The account should be in the owner's name, not his. The transactions where the owner gave him the money to invest would have had to have been reported to the IRS to under banking laws.

  • @Haplo699g
    @Haplo699g3 жыл бұрын

    I think it kind of falls outside of the malicious compliance umbrella when the result is the theft of 1.8m and various other crimes.

  • @sourisvoleur4854
    @sourisvoleur48543 жыл бұрын

    First a puppy and then a baby! Congratulations!

  • @Midoriya-Izuku.

    @Midoriya-Izuku.

    3 жыл бұрын

    People say congrats beacouse they dont know how to spell congratsilayions

  • @rikoz99
    @rikoz993 жыл бұрын

    Congratulations on being a father!

  • @trippysiren7966
    @trippysiren79663 жыл бұрын

    Plus, everyone knows you NEVER flush tampons.

  • @Stevenpwalsh
    @Stevenpwalsh3 жыл бұрын

    Was the owner wrong, in not holding up his end of the contract? yes. Was OP wrong? Yes.

  • @trentallen3817
    @trentallen38173 жыл бұрын

    Congrats on the kid! Had one myself and its been amazing, good work on everything you do 👏

  • @CaliopeCalia
    @CaliopeCalia3 жыл бұрын

    Good morning everyone!

  • @imadude1524

    @imadude1524

    3 жыл бұрын

    Morning

  • @celestialdragn

    @celestialdragn

    3 жыл бұрын

    Good morning!

  • @beep9509

    @beep9509

    3 жыл бұрын

    Good morning!

  • @lillymondragon9310
    @lillymondragon93103 жыл бұрын

    Congrats to you and your wife on your new baby.

  • @howiecatslab4684
    @howiecatslab46843 жыл бұрын

    Congrats on a healthy baby girl man. Happy for yah ^^

  • @lilypenner6780
    @lilypenner67803 жыл бұрын

    CONGRATS ON BEING A DAD!

  • @larissalewis5591
    @larissalewis55913 жыл бұрын

    Yo! Some r/slashing peeps told me your a dad now! Congrats! Welcome to the world where everything u seen as nothing has potential to create nightmares. Table corners, batteries in remotes, buttons, etc. But also, the hardest amd most amazing chapter of ur life. The proudest, scariest, and stressful part of ur life. But so worth every second. The sleepless nights, the anxiety and fear, all worth it when the pride of each mile stone comes and goes. And because ur daddy. Start taking bets they will say ur name first. Cus they will 🤣. My son only says mama when he needs... diapers changed and milks. EVERYTHING IS DADDY! Because daddies are babies hero, their protection, their source for proof they ain't gotta be so scared.. ur gunna do great. Welcome to the parenthood! I'm so happy for you!

  • @potatolord4166
    @potatolord41663 жыл бұрын

    Congrats on the baby Rslash!!!!

  • @MulletDestructur
    @MulletDestructur Жыл бұрын

    It cracks me up how so many of these stories are literally just people admitting to committing felonies under an alias. 😂

  • @MazzySE37
    @MazzySE373 жыл бұрын

    Congrats on your newborn! She's beautiful!

  • @stupidratt
    @stupidratt2 жыл бұрын

    "What are you doing step bro?!" **EATING GARBAGE** *"JOIN US"* "oh ho ho ;)"

  • @billclinton6040
    @billclinton60403 жыл бұрын

    I was a little disappointed with the malicious compliance of flushing the tampons. I was imaging her holding onto a bagful and bringing that stinking mess into the car with her and the whole family to dispose of at some random restaurant. "Ewww, what's that smell?" "Oh, it's just my used tampons, gonna throw them out as soon as we get to the restaurant. Didn't wanna gross out junior."

  • @kazuya2190
    @kazuya21903 жыл бұрын

    Congrats on becoming a dad. So happy for you 😁

  • @Pablo-gf6os

    @Pablo-gf6os

    3 жыл бұрын

    How do you know about this?

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