r/HFY TFOS# 566 - Hazzard by Lostfol (Hfy Sci-Fi Reddit Stories)
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This Oneshot was Taken from the HFY subreddit which hosts mostly Sci-Fi based short stories called oneshots and series.
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This Story is Classified as HFY , but what does the Mean?
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HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture.
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Taken from the FAQ of the r/HFY subreddit.
This is also a Science Fiction story ,What is Science Fiction?
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Science fiction (sometimes shortened o sci-fi or SF) is a genre of speculative fiction that typically deals with imaginative and futuristic concepts such as advanced science and technology, space exploration, time travel, parallel universes, and extraterrestrial life. It has been called the "literature of ideas", and often explores the potential consequences of scientific, social, and technological innovations.
Science fiction, whose roots go back to ancient times, is related to fantasy, horror, and superhero fiction, and contains many subgenres. However its exact definition has long been disputed among authors, critics, and scholars.
Science fiction literature, film, television, and other media have become popular and influential over much of the world. Besides providing entertainment, it can also criticize present-day society, and is often said to inspire a "sense of wonder".
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Taken from Wikipedia
Greentext \tg\ , what does it mean?
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A popular device used for quotation and storytelling.
This began on the *chan imageboards, where quoting text places a Less or Greater than symbol in front of it, turning it green. This effect can also be done manually. Before long, this feature was put to innovative use. When quoting another post, greentext is frequently used for summary, criticism, and ridicule. Its other major use is storytelling, in which a lengthy story is told through fragmentary statements in greentext.
Greentext became highly popular for both of these functions due to its convenience. When quoting a post, it is easier to summarize than to respond in full. When telling a story, stringing together sentence fragments is a grammatically easier alternative to prose composition (it also makes for lighter reading).
This feature has become so widespread that it is sometimes used outside of imageboards (eg KZread comments).
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Taken from Urban Dictionary
#Hfy #Scifi #Narration
Пікірлер: 97
*Alien makes blockade near asteroid belt* Humanity:Free death race track *Aliens profitable confusion*
@AgroSquerril
3 жыл бұрын
seems legit
@lordpfeiffer8490
3 жыл бұрын
Aliens plus humans this is probably the new NASCAR. and the humans designs of ships will just get better improved and hell even our power generation is probbly getting more and more powerful all these aliens are doing is helping us design better shit.
@918guy
3 ай бұрын
Them Duke boys gettin up to no good.
Humans in 2021: “Gotta go fast!” Humans racing an Alien blockade in 1200 years: “I got the Need, the Need for Speed!”
@AgroSquerril
3 жыл бұрын
i am speed!
smart enough to understand the laws of physics and stupid enough to break them, i like that :-D
@laserlights9684
2 жыл бұрын
Bend not break. Laws are really only loose rules made from obversation. Like the video said humans are good at finding loopholes to rules so i think the better version is bend them
'Traveling faster than you can see' definitely pushes on the boundary of the definition of 'sanity'
@Geroskop
2 жыл бұрын
Technically, you've got tunnel vision in those curcomstances, not complete" blindness".
@laserlights9684
2 жыл бұрын
@@Geroskop no.. Its total nothingness. You can see because of light. If you move faster than light your eyes cant register any light. You wouldnt even see the inside of the ship
@ZM1306
Жыл бұрын
Ever watch a top fuel dragster? The driver view is nuts. You can't see anything after launch until the engine cuts off at 1/8th mile.
@TheJMPD
9 ай бұрын
Just remember what Jack Burton always says: "I never drive faster than I can see "
Basically the cannonball in space, sweet!
Welp I would believe that we would literally do this
Nascar in space sounds about right.
@AgroSquerril
2 жыл бұрын
:)
sooo space version of how nascar got started >.>
"Godspeed, Godspeed, Godspeed, Speed us away! We're going nowhere fast!"
I do hope Junior Jonhson the 23rd is on of the pilots in space Nascar
Yep,... totally something we humans would do. We are the "pft,... hold my beer" species.
@AgroSquerril
3 жыл бұрын
sounds about right
Seems realistic.
@AgroSquerril
3 жыл бұрын
yarp
My credits are on the red one, 'cos we all know red makes it faster
@AgroSquerril
3 жыл бұрын
of course
@mrblaqfyre3130
2 жыл бұрын
@@AgroSquerril Screw dat im cheering for the orange one with the Empire logo on top with the callsign Grand Moff Tarkin
@mikehenthorn1778
Жыл бұрын
Mine or on the " we break for no one"
@kennethmana3103
Жыл бұрын
Char Aznable The red Comet
@donaldscholand4617
8 ай бұрын
@@mrblaqfyre3130Is that a General Lee oblique reference? 👍
It reminds me of a scene from the BBC series Red Dwarf. The ships AI tried to explain to the MC how hard it was to pilot the ship at light speed. "Even with a IQ of 2000, it's still brown trousers time up here!"
This just feels like Redline
is this pod racing? I'm sure that it's better than driving in a circle for 500 miles
@Nyet-Zdyes
Жыл бұрын
No... not pod racing! This is Dukes of Hazard in Space! Copperhead Road!
@stevedixon921
Жыл бұрын
Technically it would be an oval, but yeah, point taken. High stakes rally perhaps? "Smokey and the Bandit" (get something from point A to point B as fast as you can, avoiding the fuzz) Or a "Cannonball Run" (the movie where you cross the USA as fast as you can, avoiding the fuzz)
@johns9652
7 ай бұрын
@@Nyet-Zdyes You've nailed it, those talking about Cannonball Run and Death Race are wrong. The author even calls one of the characters Captain Bossog. Boss Hogg. The only way he could have made it more clear what his inspiration was would be saying a ship named the General Lee won, or having one of the ships play a Dixie horn over the comms channel.
This is a masterpiece 👏
My Granddaddy was a moonshine runner and loved to go fast while sipping whiskey. Madlad for certain. This story brought back happy memories.
Oh yes the most important question of all Does it fast?
@AgroSquerril
3 жыл бұрын
zoooom
@bobsterclause342
3 жыл бұрын
Lol. So much more funny than does it go fast
I could see this actually being a thing.
Just an asside... the Sol asteroid belt averages 600,000km distance between asteroids.
@Geroskop
3 жыл бұрын
2 light seconds apart... considering FTL... just input 1/FTL. Seems legit to me))))
@carlfranz6805
3 жыл бұрын
@@Geroskop good point... I think.... what were we talking about again?
@Geroskop
3 жыл бұрын
@@carlfranz6805 we were talking about asteroid belt desity and ships moving at, and above, light speed. I was arguing that even with distances between roids of half a light second, when you moving at speed of more than C you have percived dencity higher.
@jamaicanewshub9582
10 ай бұрын
Now, try navigating at the speed of light
Red line in space?
Great story man
@AgroSquerril
3 жыл бұрын
glad you enjoyed
Redline 2009 for reference!
For the Author(s), for the narrator Agro Squirrel, for the algorithm !!!
I just love those stories!)
@AgroSquerril
2 жыл бұрын
:)
Independent colony. If a colony is too much trouble to rule then grant it independence.
Thank you for the reading
For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!
@AgroSquerril
2 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
I WANNA GO FAST!
@AgroSquerril
3 жыл бұрын
zoooooooooom
For Squerril
For the Race!!
@AgroSquerril
3 жыл бұрын
for the speed
keeper going
@AgroSquerril
3 жыл бұрын
kept going
GAS GAS GAS!
Hey agro I wanted to let you know that 2 more chapters if pretty little deathworlders came out a few days ago
@AgroSquerril
3 жыл бұрын
cool , ill add em to the list
sounds like space nascar
Yaaaaay new video !!!!! Thank you !!!✨🌸👍🎉🥳🎉💖🌟
@AgroSquerril
3 жыл бұрын
a pleasure
For the algorithm
@AgroSquerril
3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
Try not to laugh challenge.
For the algorithm!
Space nascar
@AgroSquerril
3 жыл бұрын
yup
Dakka dakka dakka
@Jason-sm4oc
3 жыл бұрын
Zoom zoom!
Trade is more profitable than war.
Oh gods
@royalcomputer3780
3 жыл бұрын
Dukes of hazard?
2nd time hearing this one KZread seems to be broken!
interstellar NASCAR ?!?!?!
😂
😊
85th, 30 June 2023
For the algorithm
@AgroSquerril
3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@reasonablehiccups4792
3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
For the algorithm
@AgroSquerril
3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm!