HAPPY BIRTHDAY RSLASH Was literally waiting the seconds until this showed up, just wanted to say that your videos are what I look forward to listening to every day at work and how much you help us all

@JoJo-zz7el

2 жыл бұрын

I did the exact same thing! Literally set an alarm😄

@damiandevey7040

2 жыл бұрын

Same just waiting in class to comment that

@riverhunter21226

2 жыл бұрын

@@JoJo-zz7el I set alarms too! Lol 🤣

@Miss-Kitty-Cat

2 жыл бұрын

Me too 😁🎉

@ZombieSazza

2 жыл бұрын

*HAPPY BIRTHDAY RSLASH* ✨🎉🥳

First story: It’s illegal to leave a minor unattended with a firearm, no matter how experienced they are. Also he’s a convicted felon and someone got shot. He could be facing many years in prison

@bostonrailfan2427

2 жыл бұрын

he knew it on both accounts, which was why he was trying to get away before the cops came.

@Vincent_Beers

2 жыл бұрын

Yea that was more of an escape attempt than it was entitlement. He even offered to pay $100 just to not report it. Might not seem like much, but may have been all he had on him at the time

@AceMoonshot

2 жыл бұрын

Illegal to leave a minor unattended with a firearm? Since when?

@TorIverWilhelmsen

2 жыл бұрын

​@@AceMoonshot Could count as "reckless provision of firearms to minors" in one of the following states: Colorado, Delaware, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Nevada, Oklahoma, Tennessee, Utah, Virginia, Wisconsin

@AceMoonshot

2 жыл бұрын

@@TorIverWilhelmsen So, minors can't hunt alone anymore? smh. I hunted alone all the time as a kid.

The vulture family actually commited a serious crime, unless they were in a will they had no rights to a single thing the sister owned, it's absolutely theft.

@QuietChaos1996

2 жыл бұрын

I don't think she had a will... It sounded like she was younger than most who passed. Either way, hopefully the entitled aunt, uncle and cousins got what they deserved.

@wessexdruid5290

2 жыл бұрын

@@QuietChaos1996 It's still the estate and subject to probate - it's exactly the same as if they'd stolen from her while she was alive.

@sunburstisland2560

2 жыл бұрын

I hope OP's family got the stuff back. Similar situation happened to me and they'd already thrown out or donated or sold so much stuff, followed by the will "going missing". Nasty people.

@Estarile

2 жыл бұрын

While it varies between states, when a person dies without a will, there is usually a set pattern for who becomes the beneficiaries. If I remember correctly it's spouse, children, parents, siblings, then aunt's/uncles at the bottom

@musicallydisneyamvs6731

2 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately there’s this scenario too. When my grandma died & had her will known my parents being doormats didn’t even try to stop the family from taking things regardless of the will. I’ve never let my parents forget this to their annoyance.

First Story: I love that kid, he owned up to his mistake, good on him. Also, yeah, OP may have been in shock, but they took that bullet like a champ! Definitely an exciting story, IMO. As for the Dad, I have two things to say; number one is "HA HA!" Secondly, what was his previous felony, I wonder? Also, the way this story is worded, was he just going to run away and ditch his son after hearing the cops were coming??

@lulureyes13

2 жыл бұрын

The dad when the cops arrived “um I was just giving this kid a ride but never met him before today” lol

The first story being like “I know it’s not an exciting story” when he got shot is the most American thing ever. Just your ordinary day in America, getting shot in the leg by a 10 year old.

@owenwilson8594

2 жыл бұрын

we’re fucked man, we’re so fucked

@purplecrayonismine2585

2 жыл бұрын

I know, I won't even comment on the fact that a 10 year old shouldn't need to know how to shoot I know americans are like that and nothing that I say will change that.... But is it normal for the shooting range to allow a felon in?????! No questions asked just come here with fire arms and a minor?!?

@kouseiblack8289

2 жыл бұрын

@@purplecrayonismine2585 Knowing how to shoot is not a question of necessity. However, it does instill a sense of respect for firearms and leads to better firearm discipline in the future. Of course, accidents happen, and the father should not have left the kid there with the firearm but not supervision. As to the shooting range allowing a felon, the author said that it was a free-use range. It's probably no different from any other free use facility, bring your own stuff and come on in. It's not like the felon rented or borrowed a firearm from the range.

@shiptoster

2 жыл бұрын

100th like

@Garm_Hound

2 жыл бұрын

Tuesday already?

First Story: Full credit to the kid for owning his mistake.

@BersealiaDreamheart

2 жыл бұрын

I agree. I’m glad when there’s an EP’s child who is honest.

@SpaceDuckQuack

2 жыл бұрын

That kids a good kid. He was mature enough to admit to something that was probably scary for both parties. Props to that kid and hopefully he is more mindful in the future.

@Vincent_Beers

2 жыл бұрын

I don't think that was really an entitled parent, that was just a felon trying to avoid the police when he isn't allowed to have firearms. It's a shame he didn't find some other way to bond with his kid other than a hobby he's legally not allowed to do anymore, but his reaction was more just trying to avoid jail than it was really entitlement. He even offered $100 just to try and keep it quiet.

@lamedumbjoker

2 жыл бұрын

RIGHT?? I was like 'damn, the kid is being the mature one here while his dad is like no he didn't do nothing wrong and OP is lying blahblah'

@KirbyKips

2 жыл бұрын

He was more mature than his own father, which is both amazing and depressing at the same time

Overprotective parents just raise a child who is either a bundle of nerves with no confidence or the smoothest liar ever.

@maieen2665

2 жыл бұрын

True story. I'm in the former category :/

@FreakoftheAngels

2 жыл бұрын

Lol I'm the nerves with no confidence lmao

@ndah1257

2 жыл бұрын

I’m a little bit of both lol

@onettaviator5396

2 жыл бұрын

I'm the latter, personally

@songbird-wj4yj

2 жыл бұрын

I’m the former. And they wonder why I don’t tell them things lol

Ah yes, the duality of a Karen - calling the cops in hopes to bust someone for some self-proclaimed crime, only to have it backfire on them because they just can't help spilling everything like the narcissistic villains they are.

My aunt did the same thing when her mom died. My Oma's ashes weren't even cold yet when she went through my Oma's things and took everything she wanted and had value. She emptied my Oma's bank account (for some reason she had power of attorney) and threw away her will. She also pitched a fit when my mom tried to get some things for me and my sister (We wanted something small to remember our Oma by). She made sure she was there to "supervise" us and make sure we didn't take anything she wanted despite mostly clearing the place out already. She also now complains how she got nothing of her mom's stuff. Needless to say, I don't talk to her anymore.

@Teedeedubbelu

2 жыл бұрын

Dutch? Because oma meand grandmother in Dutch.

@ViraIshnia

2 жыл бұрын

@@Teedeedubbelu my oma was born in the Netherlands but I was born in Canada

@MissionPetAllDogs

2 жыл бұрын

It means grandma jn German, too! I call my grandma on my mom's side Oma.

@ViraIshnia

2 жыл бұрын

@@MissionPetAllDogs I admittedly don't know a lot about the Dutch and German languages but I know there's some similarities

@revengenerd1

2 жыл бұрын

A cousins partner died and the partners parents decided they wanted pretty much everything their daughter owned as he wasn't a blood relative, they also said they paid for the washing machine and cooker therefore it was theirs now, and things that the couple paid half each for they wanted too. Basically they even wanted the carpet on the floor. The crazy thing is my cousin had to fight to keep the stuff as they got social work involved (and the Police at one point) and then the courts with claims that they gave "loans" for the cost of items (a lie) which hadn't been paid back therefore the items were theirs. Its crazy they even wanted every photo of her even the ones with her partner, or her with friends they seemed to want to erase her from my cousins memory, imagine having to deal with that after your partner died.

Sometime in the future: "This happened when I was ten. I accidentally shot a guy in the leg at a shooting range. My entitled dad tried to run away, but I was honest and admitted my mistake." Also happy birthday, Rslash!

@RedK5

2 жыл бұрын

This reminds me of a story I heard about an EP who wanted her kid to play with a band member's guitar. The plot twist was that the story was written by the EP's son

*First story:* I know this is serious because OP got shot, but I honestly couldn’t stop laughing at _”I shoved my pinky in my brand new hole”._ 🤣💀

@georgeeaves6151

2 жыл бұрын

A holes a hole am I right

@condorboss3339

2 жыл бұрын

I'm glad I wasn't the only one who picked up on that.

@thedarkdragon1437

2 жыл бұрын

this can go wrong in so many ways

@gamblingers

2 жыл бұрын

@@georgeeaves6151 🤨

@skeltonslay8er781

2 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of Kentucky ballistics. When his .50 cal exploded on him one of his first reaction as after getting out of the hospital was to make a shirt out of it

As someone who has had to go no contact with their parents, it warms my heart every time you give advice on how to set healthy boundaries with your parents. It speaks volumes about how you’ll respect your child and their privacy. PS Happy Birthday!!!

14:14 for those new to reddit content, any security camera is basically the Karen's kryptonite, as soon as she sees or hears there were cameras, she's more screwed then an IKEA book shelf

Story 3: Sue them. Just…sue them. Because of the lack of sympathy, they don't deserve any of that stuff, only a Falcon Punch in the face. Edit: Yeah, burglary charges work as well.

@legoharleyquinn8234

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I'd call the police first. Not just straight up sue them

@bdpickett

2 жыл бұрын

This isn't a plain lawsuit situation. These people committed burglary. They need to be brought up on criminal charges.

@Ishlacorrin

2 жыл бұрын

@@bdpickett 100% agree, I was thinking the whole time, why not call the cops?

The entitled FATHER needs to get ARRESTED for leaving his son ALONE, and father is also a felon!!

@gamblingers

2 жыл бұрын

he got arrested ??

@ericwlezniak2081

2 жыл бұрын

rSlash said that they arrested the father.

"Just the ravings of a crazy old woman right?" *Vsauce Kevin voice:* WRONG

HAPPY WOMB EVICTION ANNIVERSARY RSLASH! hope your time out of the uterus has been fun!

@the_hermit_joxter

2 жыл бұрын

WOMB EVICTION

@lahlybird895

2 жыл бұрын

That... That has got to be the best thing I have heard in a long time Thank you

@bluedragonfox

Жыл бұрын

Put that in a shirt and sell it

@lahlybird895

Жыл бұрын

@@bluedragonfox please

@romancatholicgameing

Жыл бұрын

*womb eviction*

Story 1: kudos to the kid for owning to his mistake. There’s hope for him yet.

Can we just take a second to appreciate the honesty of the kid though? Like yea he was at fault but he admitted it. That’s uncommon. Good on him for fessing up. I’ve never heard of pew pews that needed keys though, that’s interesting.

@seabass819

2 жыл бұрын

It's probably meant for kids to mitigate that exact situation. Although I'm still pretty new to the pew pew life. (I don't own anything yet. But I've been looking extensively at hand pew pews.)

@trindalas

2 жыл бұрын

@@seabass819 probably.

@theboshow9697

2 жыл бұрын

The only pew pews I’ve heard of that need keys are just about any semiauto magazine fed rifle and that’s in california

@0121zachary

2 жыл бұрын

The old style bolt actions use a key to reset the firing pin. I have one, it’s a right of passage for the kids in my family to shoot it

@PaveMentman

2 жыл бұрын

--- @@0121zachary Like, is the "key" the twisty-turny-handle of the "bolt"-itself which you also use to operate the ejection of the loaded-cartridge and then reloading the new one in alongside priming the firing-mechanism-springs and whatever else the firing-pin might contain? Because everything that could resemble the "key" seem to be the is the what we'd primarily reference as "charge handle" on more modern-guns ( E.G. Assault-Rifles ). ---

I have been shot at but never actually shot. Before anyone starts ranting about "What did you do to deserve to get shot at?" I'll tell you that I served in the US Military. It's an occupation hazard that we all lived with.

@horseluver4ever623

2 жыл бұрын

I'm glad you're alive.

*Police Arrives* Karen: *"LOL, So they are gonna get in trouble, right?"* Police: **Watches the CCTV** **Looks at her** Karen: "....They are in trouble, right?" BTW Happy Birthday rSlash!🎂

@snoworveins1212

2 жыл бұрын

Does anybody know how old he is?

@dracko158

2 жыл бұрын

@@snoworveins1212 You mean the son? or the Karen? If it's the son, I believe it's 30, which is stated in the story.

@snoworveins1212

2 жыл бұрын

@@dracko158 no, I mean Rslash.

@wessexdruid5290

2 жыл бұрын

@@snoworveins1212 Mid to late 20s, from when he did his video of himself and his office.

@dimitristsekeris1821

2 жыл бұрын

RIGHT?

Happy birthday, rSlash! *First OP who got shot:* "I know it isn't an exciting story..." *Me:* "Dude, you got sho-" *Birthday Boy Bailey:* "Not an exciting story!? You got shot by a 10-year-old!" *Me:* "GET OUT OF MY HEAD!"

@funisinfinite.

2 жыл бұрын

Who the f is Birthday Boy Bailey?

@markponce6211

2 жыл бұрын

At least it's not a bullet

@tomikun8057

2 жыл бұрын

@@funisinfinite. I don't know but the name is familiar

@riverhunter21226

2 жыл бұрын

@@funisinfinite. Today is Rslash’s birthday. Rslash’s real name is Dabney Bailey hence “Birthday Boy Bailey” ☺️

@puppziii

2 жыл бұрын

@@tomikun8057 I think Bailey is rSlash's name? and it's his bday today

On the sister dying, what those family members did was theft and possibly grand theft if the value of the stolen items is high enough. For sure the police needed to get called on all of them. On the last story, I think it's pretty judgemental for RSlash to judge the last girl saying "she needs to get a job". She could very much have a job or even two. That doesn't mean she can live on her own depending on cost of living for her area. I generally agree with his opinions, however, his judgemental attitude has gotten pretty bad these last few videos. This one is no exception.

@BrayOfTheDonkey

2 жыл бұрын

aye assumptions made

@Lunabyes

2 жыл бұрын

this!! Lately I've found myself scrolling past his videos in my sub box because of his recent opinions. He's said some really disgusting shit which incudes: misogyny, ableism, classism and other assholey bullshit. It's really put me off of him and his content. His awful opinions seem to be happening more and more frequently, too. I don't like the path he's going down.

@mrcaterpillow9926

2 жыл бұрын

I don't reeeally think it was meant like that. I think he mostly meant that person needs to get as far away from her parents as possible because they are crazy.

@360entertainment2

2 жыл бұрын

OP and his mom are a lot more passive than me, those idiots would’ve probably had to call the cops on me because I would’ve murdered one of them! Also yea, I really don’t agree with a lot of what he’s talking about.

@Trojianmaru

2 жыл бұрын

@@Lunabyes I been watching his vids less and less, even without that stuff, he just doesn't include any comments from the original post or any updates. It's not like he does anything that others don't do anyway. Literally all he's doing is reading out stuff he read on reddit, without adding anything to it. Then when he does add stuff, he comes across as a bit of a prick.

When listening to the story about the garage, the first thing I was reminded of was the story of Ahab and the vineyard (1 Kings 21), where Ahab can’t have the plot of land he wants so he goes crying to his wife. Luckily this one had a happy ending though.

@ScooterBond1970

2 жыл бұрын

OMG me too, I immediately pegged that ol hag as a Jezebel

Kid: *accidentally shoots OP* OP: wait did i just get punche- holy its a bullet. Dad: MY SON DIDN'T SHOOT YOU! He can't reload! Kid: um yeah, you taught me, and i did shoot him. Sorry That kid is amazing. Most kids would be panicking but not him.

@BersealiaDreamheart

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly, and I love it when there’s an Entitled parent story where the kid is honest and handles the situation better than the parent. I wonder if the kid was praised by the cops for his honesty? Edit: Plus that mistake he made while getting frustrated loading the gun? He learned the importance of not rushing things with guns and will never make that same mistake again.

@gerrard1144

2 жыл бұрын

@@BersealiaDreamheart he's the chosen one.

@DeathProductions200

2 жыл бұрын

@@BersealiaDreamheart and also the kid learned to never have a gun pointing at someone, especially if he gets frustrated. A misfire can happen, and even the most experienced gun owners may have it happen on them. Although it sucks OP did get shot, and the dad was an EP (probably cause he knew he would get arrested, not defending him, but there are people who are like that) but everyone outside of the dad did a fantastic job. Preventing him from leaving, keeping everyone as safe as possible.

@newbplaygames

2 жыл бұрын

kid are sometimes honest

I think stalking your adult children like what the parents did in the last story is actually illegal...

@LilChuunosuke

2 жыл бұрын

Yes but you'd be extremely lucky to find cops and police who will side with the child here. Most will give the parents the benefit of the doubt, no matter how extreme their actions are. OP is better off just getting their own phone plan and distancing themselves.

The bf in the second story is only wearing underwear because he heard about what happened to the other op that had their nuts out when their cat was nearby. Scratchy Scratchy Sacky.

First story : At least the kid admitted to it instead of lying.

I was gritting my teeth so hard at the “sell me your land story.” Stories of overly entailed people make me SO ANGRY. I especially hate entitled Karen’s and there entitled spawn. I hope her and her entitled 30 YEAR OLD son learned there lesson.

@TKUA11

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, coastal liberal elites are like that. They look down on the middle class

@wessexdruid5290

2 жыл бұрын

But you just know they didn't.

@ghostnebula8805

2 жыл бұрын

@@TKUA11 🤦‍♀️

Happy birthday anyways here’s a recipe for brownies: 1/2 cup butter 2 eggs 1 cup sugar 1/3 cup cocoa powder 2 teaspoon vanilla extract 1/2 cup flour

@CantMakeNameslol

2 жыл бұрын

thanks for the recipe 👍

@ahmedrabah3200

2 жыл бұрын

WHOLESOME

@chain3519

2 жыл бұрын

Where're the baking instructions?

@riverhunter21226

2 жыл бұрын

@@chain3519 just put everything together and hope for the best

@JortsGaming

2 жыл бұрын

What if I use radiation?

I'm so happy r/slash was against the parents in that last story. My parents were close to that, but I had a friend who's parents did do that. And every time we'd argue other people would respond with "oh well you're girls and your parents are just trying to protect you." It's so aggravating.

Oh my God. This is exactly the joke I tell about prudes being absolutely livid realizing that underneath our clothing we're all STARK NAKED.

Nah don't worry. Rslash would probably not feeling anything because of the shock. He will start to act up at hospital. That's why anyone involved in an accident must be taken there, Your muscle hardens and blocks any bleeding and feeling. You might not even feel anything.

Happy birthday RSlash! Also… that grown man complaining to his mother that they won’t sell him the garage made me crack the hell up. What kinda entitlement or silver spoon have people been sucking on to still rely on Mommy, even at 30? Ridiculous. 😂

That story of the family stealing OP's dead sister belongings, also happened in my family. Same uncle with his wife and three daughters wiped my grandmother's and another aunt's respective houses when they passed away.

Joke's on you, if a .22 ricochets off your rib it can bounce around/ shatter and cause a fuck ton of internal damage. It's considered shit because it 'doesn't have any stopping power', often recommended for women due to very minimal recoil and blast. Whereas a 9 mil often can and will go straight through, depending on where you were hit and from what distance, and how heavy a bullet it was. With that I mean how much gunpowder there is in each bullet, as there are also bullets with reduced amounts. We are legally obligated to use those on our indoor ranges in the Netherlands. Source: former range safety instructor

@wessexdruid5290

2 жыл бұрын

I used to have a Sergeant Major who'd shot an EOKA terrorist in the back of the head with a 9 mil (Sterling SMG) at 25m. The bullet bounced off and just knocked the target out cold. The British Army suffered from ammunition made in India, back then.

@NTXjmf

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I hate when people try to discount 22s it's basically an insertable organ blender if u aim center mass

@joshduthie3401

2 жыл бұрын

I googled it once, apparently *most* people who come into ERs in the US are shot with .22s.

@Cantab-ml6pw

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, Ronald Reagan and James Brady might have had something to say about getting shot by a .22...

@user-ur4io5lh5s

2 жыл бұрын

my thoughts as well

The last story is what I fear. So I just lie about where I'm going whenever I go on a date. Whether it be studying with friends, to the supermarket, to shop for clothes whatever I can come up with

I watched someone shoot themselves in the leg. It was at a VERY large shooting club (think 100s of ranges on 1000s of acres, club owns 100s of full autos including a minigun mounted on a helicopter). We were doing holster drawing drills. He got a bit competitive an show himself in the leg. Sucky part for him, he was a firefighter for the local fire department... All his buddies came on the call and started roasting him lol. Dumb part is they wouldn't let me check him out because they "didn't have my paperwork on record" even though I was a fully trained EMT

I can just hear OPs parents in the last one complaining "Why won't you let us stalk you? It's for your own good!"

Happy Birthday RSlashh❗🥳🎉 Thank you being a constant factor in this pandemic and letting us be apart of the joys in your life ❤️

When I was in my early 20s I went on a blind date arranged by someone at work. My mother sent my brother on his cycle to keep an eye on me I was totally humiliated and begged him to leave, but he said he'd been told to stay with me every second. I waited for over an hour, he waited on his cycle, but no date turned up: I'd been set up by the people at work for a joke. So mother didn't get to hear any juicy details of my evening out.

In the story about the entitled children, that sounds JUST LIKE my boyfriend's brother, he is an 18, or 19 year old man child who literally complains if his older brother, my boyfriend does not share anything, or invite him anywhere, despite having had everything handed to him, like the time my boyfriend had to give his brother a new play station 4, after he paid for it with his own money.

@ArisuOkami

2 жыл бұрын

If i was in that situation, i would just make them "pay". Like- DUH, i bought the damn thing so either I keep it or I sell it- not your decision what i do with it!! i feel like he was their "golden child"- so spoilt D:

1st story: While I applaud the dad of this story attempting to teach his 10 yo firearms safety I have to ask what was he thinking? He had to know HE wasn't allowed to be around firearms and should have had someone else do it. And considering he didn't pay enough attention to what was going on and OP was shot (fortunately not seriously) he wasn't that great a teacher.

@yolas2422

2 жыл бұрын

Oh he clearly knew he wasn't supposed to be around firearms, he would have been told at some point. He just clearly lacks some common sense.

The first one. Okay, if I have to be shot with live ammo, .22 caliber short rifle is probably the "safest" to be shot with except maybe .22 caliber short pistol. Still, much like saying you can be whipped instead of stabbed makes either choice bad.

@scottkendrix6231

2 жыл бұрын

If you're talking about safest of all calibers, .25 is safer. Like you said, though, comparisons like that are like saying you can choose to be beat or stabbed. All options suck.

First story sounds so scary! I’m glad that the good samaritans at the shooting range grabbed ED’s key so he couldn’t leave

@bostonrailfan2427

2 жыл бұрын

gun owners don’t f around, especially if kids involved

Unpopular opinion: In the nudist story, I was initially on the neighbor's side, I mean he can go starkers in his own house but to parade OUTSIDE in his boxers for all to see? "Um, I'm wearing clothes." No you're not, underwear doesn't count as clothes. However, my sympathy for neighbor evaporated the instant she started peeping. What dude does INSIDE his house is entirely his own business.

0:08 - Shooting range Darren denies taking responsibility after his son accidentally shoots OP, gets arrested for unrelated previous charges (TW: Blood and injury, child neglect, guns, medical mention at the end) 4:29 - Off-topic - OP's father gets injured, goes home, and calls OP the paramedic out of shock (TW: Injury, medical, needles mention) 5:21 - Trailer park Karen berates OP for being naked in his own home (TW: Homophobia mention) 8:12 - Entitled extended family rob a family member's house just *hours* after said family member died (CW: Alcohol, disrespect for the dead) 9:42 - Titular story - Neighbourhood Karen calls the cops on a local family because they refuses to sell her entitled son their land and property, gets UNO reverse carded (TW: Drug mention, stalking mention) 14:47 - OP's entitled parents stalk the adult OP for her date (TW: Stalking)

In that last story I thought it was gonna be about OP’s parents being homophobic. I completely agree that her parents way overstepped their boundaries, but I’m glad it was a story about parents being overbearing and overprotective and not about them being homophobic.

@charminglady2011

2 жыл бұрын

Listen to Rslash acting like he wouldn't be that concerned about his daughter. Lol seriously I wonder if the parents are fearful because of hate crimes in the past. I know we are more progressive, but people in their generation were murdered for being gay.

@isaacmorrow7077

2 жыл бұрын

I think parents being overbearing and overprotective is worse. I mean yeah homophobic parents don't sound great, but I don't think most of them would drive an hour to a mall to spy on their child's date.

@ghostnebula8805

2 жыл бұрын

@@isaacmorrow7077 No, they would just send their kid to torture camps.

@isaacmorrow7077

2 жыл бұрын

@@ghostnebula8805 no they wouldn't, they'd cut contact and keep it that way, those so called "torture camps" don't exist, because they'd be illegal.

@nicka.9057

2 жыл бұрын

@@isaacmorrow7077 maybe he meant having 5 guys inside of you at the same time

scientist: it say here you are extremely fast at maths, what's 30×23? Somebody: 47. scientist: that not even close. Somebody: yea but it was fast.

@pandoratheclay

2 жыл бұрын

It basically (23•3=69)•10

@BurningWell

2 жыл бұрын

​@@pandoratheclay Nice, *10

@pandoratheclay

2 жыл бұрын

@@BurningWell “•” this works too

@wessexdruid5290

2 жыл бұрын

@@pandoratheclay I started working it out too - only when I'd got the answer did I realise it was just a joke.. :-(

Ohhhh this reminds ME of something that happened. So when I was in 7th Grade, my older brothers and I missed the bus. So my sister was gonna drive all of us there. So we were less than two minutes walking distance, when this 18 wheeler starts to back up. We laid down on the horn to let him know that WE were right behind him, ON A HIGHWAY, and that he couldn't back up. And what did this jerk do? HE BACKED HALFWAY INTO OUR HOOD!! I was so shocked that I didn't even talk. My sister was making sure we were all okay. He got outta the truck, and came over, and this is how it went: D: Hey, I'm sorry that I backed into you, but why didn't you try and stop me? A: I did. I honked my horn at you sir, and you continued to back up. We couldn't back up because there's people behind us. D: Oh sorry, I didn't hear you. My sister then proceeded to ask for his insurance info, and the dude gave it to her. D: Listen, I don't see what the big deal is. That's probably only a $100 repair. S: I need you to hold tight, I'm calling the cops. D: Look, can I just give you the $100 and leave? I have places to be. S: I'm sorry, but you can't leave. I just stared, too shocked at everything that had just happened to say anything. I looked at the guy, and he just smiled and waved! He didn't even ASK about if anyone was okay! The jerk just wanted to leave! My sister rolled up her window, and called 911. She gave the address she was close to, and they said they'd be on their way. She then called our mother, who rushed over from her job. The dude STILL tried to back outta this by saying that he would give her $100 and be on his way, but my sister made him stay. When the Cops showed up, they started talking to my sister and the driver. My mom showed up in our van(It looks like the A-Team van if you know what that is) She got us out of the car, and asked if everyone was okay. It finally sunk in that we could have died, and I cried while hugging my mom. The Cops asked my sister if we could make it back to the house in the car safely, so that they could get things situated and not cause a scene. My sister said she'd try, but didn't know. My Mom loaded the three of us into the van, and drove us to school. I managed to stop crying before getting there. You know, the part that strikes me as the worst of this wasn't him actually backing up a bunch into our hood, but the fact that he DIDN'T CARE TO ASK IF WE WERE OKAY!!!

Regarding story 1, while a .22 bullet is a small bullet, the caliber alone doesn't determine how much damage is done. OP was shot with a .22 short. It has less gun powder than a full size .22 or a .22 magnum. Less gun powder means less punch, less power. The bullet penetrated OP's leg, but didn't go all the way thru. Had it been a full size .22 that OP was shot with, there likely would have been an exit wound. Also, when any bullet goes thru something, the exit wound is larger than the entry wound. Much larger usually. I watched a video in a hunter safety course when i was a kid that demonstrated the power of a regular .22 bullet. Six 2x4's were put together, stood up like a post, then shot with a regular .22 bullet. Not a short or a magnum, just a regular .22 round. It put a neat little hole in the front of the first board, but left a big splintery hole in the back of the last board. If i tecall correctly, it also separated the boards from one another and splintered the ones in the middle pretty good too. OP is lucky ít was a .22 short or his injury could have been much worse. Pretty sure I've watched this vid before but don't recall if i already posted regarding story one. If i have ending up repeating myself, I do apologize.

During the "I was shot" story, I was just thinking "Ahh, I've been stung by a wasp!"

A 30 Year old man: Give me what I want or I'll tell my mommy on you! Garage Owners: No, This land is not for sale, sorry. A 30 year old man: MOMMY!!! Make these people sell me their LAAAAND!! Too funny! And a very happy birthday to you rSlash!

That kid has more common sense then his father does. He should of never left his son by himself with a gun at the age of 10 and then find out he is a convicted felon and can't be around guns.

Oh my God. First story about OP getting shot with a .22 brought back a crazy memory. My brother was at a friends house and they had a .22 rifle that one very close friend was assured was unloaded while he handled it and had it aimed downward towards the floor. When he went to turn and put the rifle back into the cabinet the barrel path as he swung it around went past my brothers leg and “POP!!!”, off the thing went!! My brother said it slowly started to feel like someone was running a lighter flame through his leg. They tied off above it tight and sprinted to the hospital. The bullet went right through his leg and luckily missed anything vital as well as missed the bone. Thank God. Our close friend John was horrified that he just shot his best friend in the leg. My father was in China on business when my mother called and said to him, “Jim, don’t worry. John is OK, but he was shot in the…”CLICK!!! Dad hung up the phone and was on the first corporate jet home and instructed the pilots to fly DIRECTLY to our home airport. When he got home and found that John was indeed fine but with a hole in his leg, he got the entire story from our great friend that dad treated like family. That meant that he was also riddled in the same fashion all the rest of us got from dad with his hilarious sense of humor and timing. If you look at my last name and connect that with my brothers first name, John, you also get the name of one of our US Presidents that was shot by a man named Oswald. Since our friend shot our families “John Kennedy, after dad doing a great job of consoling him and convincing him not to feel so bad because it was an honest to goodness accident, take one guess what dad comes out with as a new nickname for our friend. “Well my boy, you shot John Kennedy. So from now on, I’m calling you Ozzie.” Our friend just rolls his eyes and simply had to laugh. “Oh THANKS Mr.K. Real funny.” And from then on dad was true to his word, lol. When ever he came by he called him Ozzie and it stuck. God I miss my parents and so do all my friends. Those two were absolutely awesome. I couldn’t have asked for a better childhood. Yeah, I got my ass beat, but when I did, I definitely deserved it, lol. But when right after punishment was meted out, two minutes later it was, “So where do you want to go for a nice steak dinner? Oh wait!! You can’t go!! You’re grounded! I’ll take your brother and a few friends. They can tell you all about it. Maybe I’ll get you a doggie bag.”. Such a dick sometimes, lol. Knew EXACTLY how to rub it in. I wouldn’t change one day of any of it for all the money in the world. Love and miss you every day Mom and Dad!! ❤️😎❤️

Considering that you come out with a video on everyone's birthday, I hope you have an extra good birthday, it's your first one as a dad! We even get a video on your day, you rock! Hope you and the family have a great time!

The problem with 22s is that they don’t exit, they bounce around creating more damage

They story about the family pillaging a dead woman's belongings brought back some memories from when my mom died. No entitlement here, just irritated with behavior. My sister gave me a chance to go through my mom's jewelry before my aunts got there. I took a single advertising pin, while my wife got a silver ring. Sister said I should take the gold, but my wife is allergic to gold, so we only took a silver ring, and the aunts got the gold. My wife was upset because this was barely 24 hours later, and my wife put it best: "they're erasing her". Granted mom was a bit of a hoarder, but it felt too soon. Again, no entitlement, just bad memories from a lost loved one, and too short of notice with cleaning out the house.

My mother ALWAYS wanted to know where I was and who i was with. Is it pushing a boundary/trust to follow your child? Yes. But at the same time, a parent worries. My older brother died at 35 years old because he fell down the stairs and NO ONE found him until a coworker broke through the window when he went knocking on the door looking for my brother because he was "late" to work. Saw someone lying on the ground, and the injuries my brother suffered while waiting for help (his phone had fallen away and he was too weak after a flight of stairs to crawl to it), and the co-worker had to go to church immediately after calling 911 and waiting for them to arrive. So I understand ENTIRELY why, no matter the age you are, that a parent asks every fucking detail. If you don't answer in a reasonable time, they have the right to worry further, and in case of the worst thing going down, they knew who was last with you and where potentially, you last were with them.

OP story 1: “call an ambulance…for me i got shot, and while you’re at it call the cops.”

I’ve waited a whole year for this- HAPPY BIRTHDAY RSLASH!!!

Simple solution for the at home nudist would be to put some one way film on the windows. Cats would still be able to look out while the AH neighbor would not be able to look in.

Peeping Tom story: When I lived in South Carolina, a bunch of kids (probably middle schoolers) were caught trespassing and spying on a guy in his house. He was convicted of indecent exposure even though the kids has to stand in his flower beds and look around bushes to see anything. They were trespassing because an entitled parent told them to go through his private property on the way to school.

A story where you got shot by a kid, not an exciting story…damn OP.

Day 340 of telling him he's making everyone day better

@user54363

2 жыл бұрын

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@timeywimey6664

2 жыл бұрын

I agree

@JelliRainbowz

2 жыл бұрын

yesss

@GTSE2005

2 жыл бұрын

Almost a year

@rainbyerley8384

2 жыл бұрын

Getting shot is never fun, but remember caliber (bullet size) does not determine lethality. Energy delivered is the killer. A 22 magnum is the same size as a 22LR, but is much more lethal because of it's speed.

Man! Shock is a crazy thing. The apartment I used to live in (up until December of this last year) was on the second floor. One night I went out, around 11:30 pm, just to get my mail, however, because the apartment complex had not replaced the light bulb, in the big light above the corridor, where there were two downstairs apartments and two upstairs apartments. We had repeatedly asked them to change out the bulb, but to no avail. When I went out that night, to get my mail, I missed a step and fell down the stairs. Somehow I ended up about 5 or 6 feet away from the stairs. I remember hitting the ground, right on my hip. I had a feeling something was wrong, but I wasn’t sure what. I could move leg and foot, but I started to think that maybe I had broken my femur or my hip. I even remember thinking, “I don’t want to go to the ER. I will have to wait forever to be seen, when it is probably nothing, and then my parents would have to be awakened, so they could drive me home.”I had my wallet, my keys, and my phone, with me, when I fell, and I know the smart thing to do would have been to just stay where I was, and call 911. However, pain can make your mind funny, especially when you are in shock and not feeling the extent of your injuries. I felt scared being out on the concrete, in the dark. I decided to go back upstairs to my apartment, so I dragged myself, little by little, up the stares to my apartment, crying and screaming. Now this is when the pain reared its ugly head! I almost didn’t make it up the stairs. I was screaming and sobbing, and no one heard me, or chose not to help. I had good neighbors, so I doubt it was the latter. I had to drag my leg upstairs, and I swear, my body was like “F-you!” and it quit on me. I was lying right in front of my door, so I tried as hard as I could to raise up enough to punch in my code to open the door. We didn’t have keys, there. We all had keypads to type a code, of our choosing, to open the door. I managed to roll myself into my doorway, and then I closed the door. I stayed on the floor, right in front of the door, because I literally couldn’t move any further. I was still crying very loudly from the pain, that was on full display, now. I then used my cell phone to call 911. The EMS guys came to get me, extremely fast, but I had a feeling that one of them didn’t believe I was hurt as much as I was showing. They kept trying to examine my hip and upper leg (femur) . I was just in so much pain that every time they touched me I screamed. They got this chair that they were able to put me in, so I could stay in the exact position I was in, and then they put me in an ambulance, and away we drove. When we got to the ER, they did X-rays, and I had a broken hip and fractured the upper part of my femur bone. They tried to give me pain medication, but nothing worked. They had no open ER rooms, so they left me on a gurney, in the hall, from around 2:00 in the morning, until 5:00, at night, when they took me into surgery. They had to replace the top of my femur, and they did a total hip replacement, as well. It was bad. My surgeon told my parents, while I was in recovery from the surgery, that this was a crucial time for me, at this point. He explained that if I were to fall again, I would be in a wheelchair for the rest of my life. No pressure, there!! After the surgery, I stayed in the hospital for about two weeks, and then I stayed in an inpatient rehab center for two more weeks. I cried almost everyday, because I didn’t know what my life was going to look like after all of that. However, my parents are amazing humans!! They paid people to pack up my apartment for me, then move it all to a ground floor apartment, in a different complex, where I am paying $300 less than what I was paying at the previous apartment,, plus, I was already handicapped before all of this, but the parking space, right in front of the door to my new place, has been amazing, because I used to have to park wherever I could find a space, if the one handicapped space was full, and then I still had to walk up a trail, and up a flight of stairs. I found my new apartment online, but we were going in cold, by paying the application fees, the deposit, and the first month’s rent. We did it all with only pics online to see. We were thrilled, when we finally saw my new apartment, on the ground floor. It is perfect, and I have been doing physical therapy, twice a week, where the therapist comes to me, ever since I moved into my new apartment. I am so grateful to everyone who helped me in my time of need, especially my parents. TLDR: falling down the stairs and breaking your hip is not as fun as people might think. 10 out of 10, I wouldn’t break my hip again. Oh, and shock is a very peculiar thing.

Good morning/evening everyone! Happy birthday Dabney! I hope you have an absolutely amazing day, because you deserve the best! Thank you so so so so so much for all that you do for all of us. Thank you for your content. Thank you for your consistency. Thank you. I listen to your videos every single day. Every morning when I wake up. RSlash. Getting ready for work? New RSlash video is posted! Driving to work? RSlash on the radio. Hanging out with friends? RSlash is on in the background. Running errands? RSlash in earbuds. I always tell every single person I know about you and your channel. I’m so thankful I found your channels many years ago. Thank you again. For everything. Have an absolutely amazing, wonderful, fantastic day! Happy birthday!

Happy Birthday Dabney

On that last story I would have told my parents this "I am 21 years pf age. I can buy and drink alcohol. So I can do what I please so song as it causes no physical harm. If you keep stalking me I will call the police and swear out a complain for harassment and invasion of privacy." "But we're your parents." Don't care I have a right to go anywhere in public unless the owner of that property asks me to leave. If you doubt this, then you can ask the judge. End of conversation." If they started with a rebuttal, I would say "talk to the hand because I'm not listening." They want to say, "You live under our roof and will abide by our restriction." I would have said. Then I'll move out and be gone in 2 weeks or less. If I can't find a place then I will sleep on the street. But I *WILL NOT* tolerate being treated like a child.

I hope OP called the cops on the entitled family members. I trust they went NC with everyone. Always. Call. Cops.

Happy birthday Rslash! May your day be as sweet as your birthday cake 🎂

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RSLASH I’ve had this in my calendar for months since you said it in a previous video that you wanted your comments filled with birthday wishes

First story: kudos to the kid for being honest and not ending up an entitled kid despite his dad being entitled, but also why a convicted felon who isn’t allowed around guns thought it would be a good idea to go to a gun range with his kid is beyond me (also surprised they let him have his kid without having someone supervising them if he really is a felon). Last story: why do I get the feeling that OP’s parents r homophobic (even if they’re not admitting it) and r intentionally trying to ruin her dating life by stalking her, it just kinda seems like they (at least partly) wanted to make her date uncomfortable so she’ll leave OP or something, good thing OP planned around that this time lol Also, happy bday Rslash! Hope ur having a great day! 🎉🎊🎈

Lol, my mom had a story like the first one when she was a teenager. There was a skunk that had been harassing their dogs (small cattle dogs living in the country), and her dad was intent on shooting it with a 357 magnum. He sees the skunk, shoots, and the bullet hits against a rock and right into my mom's thigh. Ever so calmly, she says, "dad, I think you just shot me." He doesn't hear her, so she says louder, "dad, you just -" "Shh!" Eventually, she gets frustrated and yells, "Dad! You shot me!" He stops. Looks at her. Thinks about it. "You sure?" She had an empty space in her leg ever since.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RSLASH I HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY WITH YOUR FAMILY

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RSLASH!!! I was waiting for this to show up so I could wish you a happy birthday!!! Enjoy it dude!!!!!!

The first story, the guy has been shot before. So he knows what to do when being shot, it's not a new experience to him. Which is probably how he stayed so calm.

Story 1: The dad was at fault for leaving his kid unattended, but the kid is a legend for admitting to his mistake.

OP: *Gets shot and nearly dies* Also OP: I know, not so exciting...

@nikoisland6731

2 жыл бұрын

It- was pretty much completely non fatal for them it seems

The sister story reminds me a lot of my own family. Some are the type that only come around when they can get something and when my great grandma and grandma died they picked through everything and threw what they didn't want. They felt me and a few cousins didn't deserve anything because great grandma "spoiled' us aka we just spent the most time with her and while we weren't entitled to their belongings it hurt

The story about the sister that passed away... my grandfather on my dads side passed away. He was old and had many different medical problems. While we were at the funeral, his daughter, and my aunt, took a truck to my grandfathers house and took everything. The only thing left was a gas stove which she didn't have the specific tool for. After the funeral, we went to my grandfathers house and found everything gone. My aunt had to leave the state to avoid jail time. Now that my father is going down the same road, she has tried to talk him into letting her take care of him at HIS home. I know she will try the same crap all over again. My father is pissed at me and my aunt has continued to ignore me. Life is hard at times.

Em: "I was looking through your windows and saw you NAKED in your own home!" OP: "So, you were watching me through my window?" EM: *Gasp* "How dare you accuse me of something so disgusting!"

I have to say, the one about the gay couple and the Karen obsessed with some grown man bring naked in his house, OP has a right to be naked in his own home. Granted, I find it weird to think of someone walking around naked (I'm 100% okay with OP having a man whom he loves), but OP doesn't have to obey Karen. I feel like part of the issue is her neighbor walking naked in his own home, but a good portion must be living next door to a gay couple.

@dez135

2 жыл бұрын

It's nice being naked i don't know it feels better then wearing clothes plus its less clothes to wash, i honestly thought most people didn't do it because they don't like there body or live with people they can't

@PhantomFerret

2 жыл бұрын

@@dez135, I just find being naked in the house weird. But even if I wanted to do it, I live with seven other people.

@dez135

2 жыл бұрын

@@PhantomFerret it's a weird idea until you try it then it's like wow it's great, sucks to live with that many people

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RSLASHH!! I love starting my mornings with your readings of the most interesting stories on the internet. They honestly keep me going some days and I couldn’t be any more grateful that you’re here doing so much for these stories and your listeners! Happy birthday again, we truly appreciate you 🥳🎉🎉🎉💗💖

As someone not from America hearing a dad say about his 10 year old son "He is shooting since he could walk" does NOT sound calming at all....

There was an incident on my local gun range several years ago. Apparently a member (the range was always locked and only members had keys) had been shooting plastic jugs (about the size of milk cartons) with an unauthorized weapon, in an unauthorized area. One bullet bounced off a jug, flew up in the air, and all the way to a restaurant about a mile away, where it grazed the stomach of a pregnant woman. A mark was left on her skin where the bullet had hit her, and she said that it felt like she had been stung by a bee. The shooter was expelled from the gun club, and it was temporarily closed. But there are enough anti-gun nuts in the local government that the range still hasn't re-opened several years later. (Mind you, this is in the most conservative county in the state.)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RSLASH I love your videos and podcast, they make me laugh all the time 😂

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU RSLASH AMD HOPE YOU HAVE MANY MORE!!!

At least the kid was honest and felt bad for op in the first story.. I kinda feel bad for the kid who probably just lost his Dad since he was a felon and probably went to jail

The story where the dad had a gash and shrugged it off, is 💯 exactly like my dad. He works with saws and nail guns and not once, not twice but 9 times got injured and wrapped it in brown paper towels and duct tape. Back when I was a kid, he was in a huge car wreck where a guy side swiped him and gashed his leg/calf deep. Did he go to the ER? Nope. Brown paper towels and duct tape with a splash of peroxide. Last major injury was a couple years ago and he pinch/ripped off the tip of his middle finger in a rotation machine. Out of pure adrenaline, he removed his glove and seen the injury. He calmly walked up to his boss (owner of company) and said: Uh...can I get off work early to get this checked out? I think it's bleeding bad. The guy almost fainted as my dad showed his bloody hand. This crazy man tried to drive himself but his boss refused and took him himself.

Two days in a row being here less than a minute after posting! This is the best!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!🎊

"Who steels from a person who isn't cold yet?" I have a cousin who did the same thing to an aunt of mine while she was still on the couch.

The cheek, nerve and AUDACITY of those people taking stuff from the sister’s house when she hadn’t even been dead for a day. We can all tell why they called the drunkard brother to let them in and not OP or the mother. 😡

Happy birthday RSlash! I’m so glad I found your channel, because now every morning I get to laugh at entitled parents, see who is the B**thole and listen to someone do malicious things to their boss. Thank you for making my mornings great with your daily uploads. I hope today you have a good day and that you get an amazing cake this year :]

Person: *Dies* Entitled parent: I sleep Person: Hey, could you move something? Thank you! Entitled parent: Real shit

the .22 is actually a very deadly round and is called "The assassin's caliber". this is because it doesn't go through the body. when you get shot by it, doesn't have enough power to go through. it stays in your body. which can be more deadly.

@act4793

2 жыл бұрын

I was hoping to find someone in the comments talking about this I know someone that got shot with a .22 and it bounced all over the place in his lung

So... I'm not condoning murder.. but the OP's family stealing from the deceased sisters house..? I felt my blood boiling with rage. That is so so so disrespectful and disgusting.

Happy birthday Rslash! I hope you have a great day!